Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 2 hours ago
Dave’s big home improvement plan goes hilariously off the rails, pushing Calvin to jump in and save the day. Meanwhile, Malcolm battles writer’s block with Gemma’s help, and Tina’s advice for Daphne leaves Courtney with an unexpected parenting dilemma. Don’t miss the chaos on The Neighborhood Monday, Dec. 1 at a special time on CBS and streaming on Paramount+.

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:00Oh, that's crazy, huh?
00:02Can you get back to my book, please?
00:04I'm sorry, Marty.
00:05I'm just anxious to know if I'm
00:06capturing the romance novel vibe.
00:08OK, OK.
00:09OK, so I'm just trying to do it.
00:10Derek grasped her heaving bosom?
00:14What's wrong?
00:16Well, bosom and heaving, and I don't love grasped.
00:20It's a romance novel.
00:21Marty is supposed to be seductive.
00:23Yeah, well, I'm not feeling seduced.
00:24I'm not trying to seduce you.
00:25Then why'd you ask me to read it?
00:26Because I wanted your opinion.
00:28This could have been an email.
00:29Oh, man.
00:32These books are just not in my wheelhouse, you know?
00:35I wish I knew somebody who read them,
00:36who could be my smart consultant.
00:40Well, we could get Mama back up in here.
00:41Mama!
00:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:44Anyone else?
00:47Gemma.
00:48You think so?
00:49She does love those books.
00:51Remember when she was reading Pride and Prejudice,
00:52and then the fake cover slipped off,
00:54and it was Fifty Shades of Grey?
00:55Yeah.
00:56Yeah, she was all like, how did that get in here?
00:59Yeah, then she ran away screaming,
01:00don't judge me!
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended