00:00Calvin, as soon as I got my oven fixed,
00:02this is the first thing I made.
00:04Oh, well, what was wrong with it?
00:05No idea.
00:06Man came over, went straight to the breaker box,
00:08worked his magic, and now we're eating banana bread.
00:11It wasn't magic, Dave.
00:13Did you really just pay somebody to flip your circuit breaker?
00:17No, it was free with the protection plan that I bought.
00:22Oh, so it wasn't free.
00:23It's actually $250 a year.
00:25That's very not free.
00:28Well, it was free today, and it gives me peace of mind.
00:32Look, I always check the box for the extended warranty.
00:35See, that's how they get you.
00:37I don't check any of those boxes.
00:38As soon as that cashier turns that screen towards me,
00:42I turn it right back on her.
00:44And I tell her, I ain't the one.
00:49Speaking of one, that's your last one.
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