- 5 weeks ago
Aspiring British playwright "Jemima Kirke" and her husband work through inklings of a stale marriage HD ( Drama )
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:05Never mind
00:00:07Never mind you can't go in now
00:00:09Well how did she know?
00:00:11You are
00:00:12How do you know?
00:00:13Hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no no no no no
00:00:15It's such bullshit that you can die from this
00:00:17It's actually very good for your skin
00:00:19Up my nose
00:00:20Shit for what I'm going to lose
00:00:22It really bothers you does it?
00:00:24Yes it's true
00:00:25Just a bit of foam on your face
00:00:28Do it like that.
00:00:29Do it like that.
00:00:30Do it like that.
00:00:31Do it like that.
00:00:37Yeah, all right.
00:00:38Go on, then.
00:00:39If you can't jump in the sea, then we're going to go for a quick run.
00:00:42Wait a minute.
00:00:43Come in there now.
00:00:45Right.
00:00:46Come on, sweetheart.
00:00:47I'm coming.
00:00:48You can do it.
00:00:49You can do it.
00:00:51All right.
00:00:52I've got it.
00:00:53Take it easy.
00:00:54I've got it.
00:00:55It's all right.
00:00:56You won't fall.
00:00:57I've got it.
00:00:58Oh, come on, Oliver.
00:00:59I'm all right.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01I just slipped.
00:01:02Oh, cheetah.
00:01:04Look.
00:01:05Oh, it's beautiful up here.
00:01:07Yeah.
00:01:08Oh.
00:01:09Oh.
00:01:10Oh.
00:01:11Oh.
00:01:12Oh.
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:14It's true what they say.
00:01:18I love living here.
00:01:23It's just, it's perfect for me.
00:01:24I love getting up in the morning and being able to just come out here, see this, go back
00:01:36home, keep writing.
00:01:38Keep writing.
00:01:39It's like, it's the dream.
00:01:40Yeah.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42I mean, I know that living here is not full of opportunity, but in terms of being an
00:01:48artist and in terms of atmosphere and in terms of inspiration, this, there's nowhere
00:01:53else.
00:01:54There's nowhere else for me.
00:01:55New York, LA, whatever, these big cities.
00:01:58That's, that's, of course, London.
00:02:00These are the places where, you know, if you really want to get your career off the ground,
00:02:05but I'm not, I'm not quite there yet.
00:02:07Most people work out of Cardiff as well.
00:02:10They go, you could commute to Cardiff from here.
00:02:13You could still have all of this.
00:02:15Yeah.
00:02:21It's brilliant for kids here.
00:02:23That's my only gripe with it.
00:02:25If I could change it, it would just be a few less families here, less kids.
00:02:31You know, it is getting a bit crowded.
00:02:34I need you to know.
00:02:43I need you too.
00:02:45I need you.
00:02:50I need you.
00:02:54Oh
00:03:24Why? Why? Why? Are you kidding me?
00:03:44What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:03:47Just do it normal.
00:03:51No, it's just... No, no, no, no, no. Do not. Do not. No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:01I don't like it.
00:04:04Can you just cut at me?
00:04:06OK.
00:04:08Mm-hm. That's nice.
00:04:11You told my mother to fuck off last night.
00:04:20All I told her was that we needed to establish some boundaries. That's all I said.
00:04:30Yeah, but you're late, though. What's the hold-up all?
00:04:33Um...
00:04:34Janet, hi. Sorry, it's...
00:04:36Yeah, we go.
00:04:37Hi, it's Gillian.
00:04:38Did you break down? Are you on the way? Or what's...
00:04:40No, we're not late. I'm sorry. We're not coming. Did he not tell you?
00:04:44When could I... I was...
00:04:46Can you stop calling my husband at this time of night?
00:04:49No, I know we're not at dinner. I know we're not at dinner. I know it's not that late.
00:04:54But it's my husband. And at some point you need to understand that I'm the woman in his life.
00:05:00And that sometimes I want to stay home with my grown husband.
00:05:04Are you just giving me the phone back now?
00:05:06No, no, no, no, no. No, you're not gonna speak to your son. This is a sick, sick relationship.
00:05:12You're gonna have to sort that out.
00:05:14There's a shit storm coming of your making of all day yesterday.
00:05:18You were a bit... Let's be honest, you started off and it might have been a bit of me, but you were a bit touchy.
00:05:25Was that with all the bin stuff?
00:05:27Do you know that how easy it would have been for you to just say, thanks?
00:05:32Oh, thanks, Gillian. That was so nice of you to let me sleep in and to take out the trash for me.
00:05:37I mean, wow. Wow. Next time, you sleep in, Gillian. You sleep in.
00:05:43You sleep in and I'll do the job. I'll do everything.
00:05:46Oh, no, don't pull that card on me now. I have to work at night.
00:05:50Yeah. I'm really sorry. That's what I have to do.
00:05:52Yeah, on the nights that you do have work, but you didn't have work class night.
00:05:56If you're up all night...
00:05:58Don't even. I didn't even. It was a...
00:06:02It was gonna be a fucking slap in the head.
00:06:04It was a... We both should be doing a bigger job right now.
00:06:08Job? I'm... I think I'm the one with the job, though, aren't I?
00:06:11I'm the one who goes out and earns money.
00:06:14Yes. You get paid. You get paid your... whatever it is.
00:06:18100 quid. I don't know. You get paid...
00:06:20150. 150 minimum. What am I paying for? The food? The roof over our head?
00:06:24Not the roof over our head, are you?
00:06:26No. Well, bills. I'm paying for the bills.
00:06:29Well, actually, you know what? I kind of am paying for the roof over our head.
00:06:32Because who does it? It's my mum. It's not your mum. It's my mum.
00:06:38It is a bit weird that we live in a roof that your mum has paid for.
00:06:44You know what? Why don't we just go and do our work that your mum gave us?
00:06:48Okay, so I would like, first of all, everyone offstage. Offstage. Because I want to start from the top. That way.
00:06:55Which way? That way. That way. Yeah.
00:06:58Who put the fucking flowers there?
00:06:59Look, in this place ran Cassius Dagger through. See what a rent the envious Casca made.
00:07:04And Tanya, go.
00:07:05Love is merely a madness.
00:07:07Craig, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.
00:07:11Do you want me to stop? Just listen. No, I want you guys to keep going. Just listen to me. Just do it. Just do it. Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
00:07:15And I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whipper as mad men did.
00:07:18Judas, the well-beloved Brutus, stabbed. And the reason why they're not so punished and pure.
00:07:21And as he plucked his cursed steel away, mark how the blood of Caesar followed it as rushing out of doors.
00:07:26What are you doing there? What are you reading? What are you reading?
00:07:29It's Julius Caesar, but this is utterly pointless, because you can't hear us all at the same time, can we?
00:07:33No, but that's the point. I don't want to hear you all at the same time. I want to hear the ambience of the sound.
00:07:38It's a warm-up for me. It's a warm-up for me, okay? I just got in here.
00:07:41But you should have warmed up before you came to rehearsals just like we did.
00:07:43Are you starting to tell me what I should have done?
00:07:45What's with everyone being so fucking aggressive this morning? I don't, I don't understand.
00:07:49What happened to everyone this morning? I was fine!
00:07:52You know what? If you don't want to listen to me, then don't. Do what you think it should be and I'll watch.
00:07:57From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, to sparkle still the ripe Promethean fire.
00:08:09Hi. Hi, I'm Rachel. Oh my God. Sorry, I don't have, we don't have the space for another actor.
00:08:16No, that's Rachel. It's not another actor. It's Rachel, isn't it? It's not one of those, come here, Carrie-Anne.
00:08:21Hi! Come here! Come here! Go on, do it, do it, do it.
00:08:25How are you? I'm good, how are you? Really good. I can't believe how you are.
00:08:31Sorry, I didn't, I thought that you were an actor because you were on the stage and I was like, ugh.
00:08:37Oh, sorry, we go back. We do it. And we used to do this Shakespeare thing at school.
00:08:43Do you remember when we had to pair up and do the speech? Of course!
00:08:46And I just thought it would be a funny thing. So I just got up there and it's quite scary when you have all the lights on you and stuff.
00:08:53Yeah, well, that's why I have to be trained as an actor. Um, guys, I'm really sorry. I know, this one, I did not foresee this.
00:09:03And, um, yeah, I'm sure you're really good. And I'd love to hear it.
00:09:06From women's eyes, this doctrine I derive, to sparkle still, the great Promethean fire.
00:09:14Wow!
00:09:15We're not doing that one, though. We're not doing that one.
00:09:18I'm sorry, guys. I'm so sorry.
00:09:20The paid ones, they're, like, stood there, like, reading it. She didn't even have a book and she knew it all when she came on.
00:09:26Oh, stop that now!
00:09:27What?
00:09:28Why don't we just go, call out Rachel now, and we go and take a picture of her and blow it up really big.
00:09:33And then we'll print, like, five fucking thousand of them. And we just, just have Rachel be the poster.
00:09:38And then we just put Shakespeare over it and it's just Rachel being like...
00:09:42You know, and then underneath, I'll put, we'll just put in a tiny, tiny, tiny bit.
00:09:46Just give me a little corner, it says, by Jillian. By Jillian, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:52And I'm just like, fuck my last name, fuck it. Just let it fall off the end.
00:09:55I think she'll look great.
00:09:56I was just taking the pistol. I was trying to, I was trying to help then.
00:09:58Just send them tickets for your thing.
00:10:00You're probably dropping bombs yesterday, weren't you?
00:10:02Everything's going all right. Let's have a chat with my dad.
00:10:04He's cool, because he is.
00:10:06You have a go at my mam with the stabby.
00:10:10Jillian, did you meet Rachel?
00:10:12Can I adopt?
00:10:14Do you like to tell?
00:10:15Have you met her?
00:10:16Good morning, David.
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18She's, yes, she's...
00:10:20She's a fairer of bad news.
00:10:22Oh, Ollie, I'm dying!
00:10:24You've done something really important and special and meaningful.
00:10:27Any mother-in-law would be proud of you.
00:10:29Oh, thank you.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31You killed your wife.
00:10:36Is she okay?
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:38I don't know if she is okay.
00:10:40If you won't help me.
00:10:43Oh!
00:10:44I'll save you, Jillian.
00:10:46She's killing herself.
00:10:48Oh, no, she's dying.
00:10:51I loved you.
00:10:53All I did was love you.
00:10:56Her guts are on the floor.
00:10:58Let's put them back in.
00:11:00Sorry.
00:11:01Sorry.
00:11:02I'm sorry.
00:11:03Sorry.
00:11:04I was not expecting that.
00:11:05I was just being stupid.
00:11:07Bit of a drama queen, aren't you?
00:11:09She does.
00:11:10But she loves it, doesn't she?
00:11:11Yeah, she does.
00:11:12She loves it.
00:11:13Well, she's done all of this, mind.
00:11:14Is she?
00:11:15Yeah, she did all of that.
00:11:16Hello, how are you?
00:11:17Coming here and doing the thing.
00:11:18Ollie's father.
00:11:19Are you around tonight to come round for dinner?
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22David, are we around tonight?
00:11:24Can we go to Claire and Dick's with her and the rest of the family?
00:11:27Oh.
00:11:28We're doing ribs.
00:11:29Who?
00:11:30Ribs.
00:11:31Oh, ribs!
00:11:32Sorry.
00:11:33Thank you very much.
00:11:34Are you coming, Ollie Pop?
00:11:35Oh.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:37Oh, yeah, I'm going, yeah.
00:11:38Aw.
00:11:39Good, good, good, good.
00:11:40Thank God for that.
00:11:41You were here.
00:11:42You were here.
00:11:43Stop being...
00:11:44Are you...
00:11:45Are you making you not go to that meal?
00:11:46You've got to sell some tickets.
00:11:47You've got to sell some tickets.
00:11:48You've got to sell...
00:11:49You said sorry to me.
00:11:50I did.
00:11:51You said sorry, and then it was so nice that we decided to stay in and we stayed...
00:11:54You did...
00:11:55You offered to stay in, making you go...
00:11:57Suddenly it's...
00:11:58We're right back here, aren't we?
00:11:59We're right back.
00:12:00Lots of people know, eh?
00:12:02Can you stop?
00:12:03Can you stop?
00:12:04Stop this.
00:12:05It's great.
00:12:06Okay?
00:12:07It is not cool that you make this whole thing about motherfucking Rachel.
00:12:11Right.
00:12:15Mike.
00:12:19This is Shakespeare extravaganza, sir.
00:12:21What do you mean, off?
00:12:22We've had some serious health and safety issues at the theatre today.
00:12:26The theatre's closed.
00:12:28I'm up to my fucking eyeballs there, mate.
00:12:30Oh, okay.
00:12:31Before you say the theatre's got...
00:12:32Before you all get all up, you know, all the theatre's closed.
00:12:35How...
00:12:36How long is it going to take to fix it?
00:12:39Two weeks.
00:12:40We're talking about at least...
00:12:41Two, two, three weeks, a minimum.
00:12:43Three weeks?
00:12:44Probably got a show in four days, mate.
00:12:45So what?
00:12:46But you can't...
00:12:47Hold up.
00:12:48What?
00:12:49What?
00:12:50I'm not putting the lives of the public at risk.
00:12:52I am sorry, but this is it.
00:12:54We're just going to jump in the van now.
00:12:56Shit, yeah.
00:12:57I'm up to my ankles and shit.
00:12:59Oh, my God.
00:13:00I can't.
00:13:01Of course you can't.
00:13:02I can't get there.
00:13:03You've got to drive me down there.
00:13:04I can't.
00:13:05I can't.
00:13:06I didn't realise what time it is.
00:13:07I have a meeting.
00:13:08Julian's going to drive me down there now in the van.
00:13:09I'll speak to you in a minute, okay?
00:13:10Okay.
00:13:11On the way.
00:13:12On the way.
00:13:13On the way.
00:13:14Okay, I'm going.
00:13:15Fine.
00:13:16Come on.
00:13:17I'm not driving you down there now.
00:13:18I actually do have a meeting.
00:13:19Should I do it again?
00:13:20Change it.
00:13:21I've been preparing for this.
00:13:22I've already redrafted the plate for this very meeting.
00:13:23I have to go.
00:13:24There's sewage seeping all through the place.
00:13:26Seepage were the words he said.
00:13:27Yes.
00:13:28And it's going to be everywhere.
00:13:29So we can't really.
00:13:30I'm going.
00:13:31Just.
00:13:32I'm going.
00:13:33You can't just go like that.
00:13:34Where do you think you're going?
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:36Oh.
00:13:37How am I going to get down there now?
00:13:39Huh?
00:13:40You're going to leave me here like this?
00:13:42How am I going to get to Mike?
00:13:44Sorry?
00:13:45Are you serious?
00:13:46Are you just going to leave me here now and you're going to go and just leave now?
00:13:48Yeah.
00:13:49You're just going to drive away now?
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51I'm going to be here.
00:13:52Fuck, you got a beer.
00:13:53She's...
00:13:54You.
00:13:55Oh?
00:13:56What?
00:13:57What?
00:13:58How?
00:13:59Oh?
00:14:00What?
00:14:01What?
00:14:02How?
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:18Oh.
00:14:19Oh.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:21Oh.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Oh, shit.
00:14:25I've been walking like...
00:14:26Just...
00:14:27And you've just been...
00:14:28Sitting.
00:14:29Hi.
00:14:30Hiya.
00:14:31Oh.
00:14:32Hiya.
00:14:33Hi.
00:14:34Hi.
00:14:35Look, I'm...
00:14:36So funny.
00:14:37I just want to say straight away I'm so sorry that we couldn't make it last night.
00:14:39I'm so sorry.
00:14:40Not cool.
00:14:41I knew it wouldn't...
00:14:42I knew it was going to be not cool but as well...
00:14:44Someone cooks chops and chops and marinades and...
00:14:48Mmm.
00:14:49Six hours.
00:14:50Delicious, sticky barbecue sauce.
00:14:53Oh.
00:14:54I'm joking.
00:14:55I don't give a fuck.
00:14:56Oh.
00:14:57I'm joking.
00:14:58Oh, really?
00:14:59You believe me?
00:15:00I did.
00:15:01I totally did.
00:15:02Believe you as well, yeah.
00:15:03Oh, wow.
00:15:04Whoo.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:06So we're okay?
00:15:07Yeah, that's...
00:15:08I'm fine.
00:15:09Okay, we couldn't forget.
00:15:10I mean, we missed you.
00:15:11And Gillian.
00:15:12I did a little thing for her.
00:15:13Oh, did you?
00:15:14It's too keen, isn't it?
00:15:15No, it's just kind of, you know, it's fine.
00:15:18It's fine.
00:15:19It's fine.
00:15:20She's like hard not to crack, isn't she?
00:15:22Well, not that.
00:15:23You came into a slightly tense environment.
00:15:26I know you're kind of a bit worried about it, but Gillian, we were talking about you.
00:15:30No.
00:15:31You were fantastic when you were on the stage.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33You were in a bunch of professional actors, and you just kind of entered and naturally have
00:15:38a feel for the language.
00:15:40Stop it.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:42It's just like Gillian's even mentioned about you maybe kind of on a poster or something,
00:15:45if we could...
00:15:46Okay, you're taking the mic now.
00:15:47I wish I was, but I'm not.
00:15:48Seriously.
00:15:49And that was all her.
00:15:50Because I've always thought about it.
00:15:51It was all her.
00:15:52We were talking about if...
00:15:53From women's eyes this doctrine I derive.
00:15:57To sparkle still the right Promethean fire.
00:16:02Hark!
00:16:03What is that I hear?
00:16:05Gillian's men are slain.
00:16:07I must go in the middle of the night and seek for Oliver's comfort.
00:16:12Look, I'm...
00:16:13I'm really sorry, but I...
00:16:15I've got to go.
00:16:16Oh, yeah.
00:16:17I'm sorry.
00:16:18I'm not going to always do this to you.
00:16:19But I've got to get to the pavilion.
00:16:20I'll walk with you.
00:16:21Are you sure?
00:16:22I don't want to force you to go.
00:16:23No, no, no.
00:16:24I was going that way.
00:16:25Yeah?
00:16:26Yeah, yeah.
00:16:27So nice to see you.
00:16:28Hello, you've got through to Oliver's phone.
00:16:29Please leave a message after the tone.
00:16:33Hi, Ollie.
00:16:35It's Gillian.
00:16:36But I...
00:16:37I got here.
00:16:38I got here in one piece.
00:16:40And, um...
00:16:42Listen, I'm sorry for the way everything just went down.
00:16:47I was just nervous about this morning.
00:16:49And I should have been more killing you for two.
00:16:52I wish I could get you on the phone.
00:16:53I was thinking about, uh, about the show.
00:16:57And I thought, maybe, what if we, uh, just change the venue?
00:17:01Or, or, like, push it back?
00:17:03I mean, these kinds of things happen.
00:17:05I mean, it's not the be-all, end-all.
00:17:08Um...
00:17:09Anyway, let me know what you think.
00:17:12And, uh...
00:17:14Uh, I love you.
00:17:16And call me later.
00:17:18Okay, bye.
00:17:19Okay, bye.
00:17:29Can I show it?
00:17:30Yeah.
00:17:31I'm starting growing.
00:17:32You have, as well.
00:17:33I have.
00:17:34It does...
00:17:35Did you just sniff your armpit?
00:17:37Well, some...
00:17:38Did you just kind of...
00:17:39No.
00:17:40Don't you find it sort of sexy?
00:17:41No.
00:17:42No, you don't have to do that.
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44What?
00:17:45I don't...
00:17:46It's all right.
00:17:49Don't have to come...
00:17:50Come back up here.
00:17:51It's...
00:17:52Sorry.
00:17:53It doesn't work for me.
00:17:54Okay.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56I'm not...
00:17:57I don't...
00:17:58It's not you!
00:17:59I just...
00:18:00You know I just don't anyone, not with anyone.
00:18:02Oh, I just...
00:18:03It's not...
00:18:04It's not.
00:18:05It's not you.
00:18:06I just...
00:18:07No, I don't...
00:18:08It's not you.
00:18:09I just, you know I just don't anyone.
00:18:11Not with anyone.
00:18:12I'm not.
00:18:13I just...
00:18:14Anyone not with anyone. I'm not. I just don't
00:18:26Oh
00:18:28You know don't come in don't come in you're not coming in the whole thing's backed up
00:18:32Yeah, but it's gonna be alright. I've been got four days, so that's gonna be paying for weeks. Can I have a look?
00:18:38No, no, you don't want to see. I don't want to look but I can't I don't want to just cancel it
00:18:42You're gonna have to do your Shakespeare somewhere else. It's okay. It's off. It's not my problem
00:18:46This just seems such a such a shame really cuz you put so much work into this
00:18:50Let's think of the things you do have you have a great show you have yeah, I
00:18:58Talented director you have people that are coming all you're missing is a venue
00:19:03Yeah, we haven't got that anymore. I mean, that's what we've not got is that why don't I call my dad and see if we can get like
00:19:09Some sort of temporary structure or some sort of I don't know
00:19:15marquee or something
00:19:20Marquee would work wouldn't it
00:19:23This is it oh
00:19:25My god my woman cave wow
00:19:29Incredible it's not it's amazing. It's amazing. It gives me vertigo just looking at it
00:19:35I mean we can have about five minutes here. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'd love that. Oh my god
00:19:43My god the sound is so good. I know
00:19:50Mean you'd have to be a trained singer to make that sound good
00:19:54But well
00:19:56It's fun, isn't it?
00:20:02No, but just hold on
00:20:05Yep
00:20:12Don't touch that I
00:20:14Know I wasn't actually it's sort of grease proof if you're worried about how far back it goes
00:20:20It goes back a fuck up a long way, right? So their apartment I think is going to be on this side
00:20:26And then to the left of it is going to be you know
00:20:28Everything else happens outside the apartment, but you always see the apartment
00:20:32And then I was thinking when they're watching that play
00:20:36You know, I think it's gonna be something big like Hamilton. They're sitting on the chairs
00:20:39And it's like I decided the audience is the audience. You know, you know, who do you fancy?
00:20:44And then it's really small, right? Which is nice in contrast to how big the room is and then he's like
00:20:49Well, I'm not gonna answer that. That's true question. And then she's like, just tell me who you fancy
00:20:53I don't think you want to fuck them or anything, but who do you fancy oscar
00:20:58I've read you a letter you know, I don't do it good because i'm not an actor, but I don't want to go through it
00:21:03He's like shut the fuck up raquel, you know because he loves her and I love saying fuck
00:21:09In this room in particular because it feels like oh with this sort of the acoustics in here
00:21:15I think will be really if you can get fuck into it
00:21:18Then that that will sell tickets as many fucks on the page as you can yeah a couple of cunts
00:21:23No, I can do that on seats
00:21:25Yeah, because you know, you're a female writer. Yeah, so people want you know
00:21:28They don't want to come in and watch something about a 50s housewife, you know
00:21:32No, they want to come in and they want to see some fucking some rimming and some like fisting and yeah, whatever you've got
00:21:37I want to eat your body. I want to eat you, you know, like you know when you love someone so much that you just want to
00:21:43Consume them you wish you could put that person inside you do you want to go to lunch?
00:21:50Yeah, you hungry
00:21:53Oh, so okay. Yeah, I am starving actually I would like yeah, I'm buying thank you
00:22:07Oh
00:22:12Oh, it's gerald it's gerald
00:22:13Right
00:22:17Hi gerald it's rachel
00:22:20Thanks for calling me back rachel
00:22:22dick's daughter
00:22:24dick
00:22:26dick
00:22:27yes
00:22:28yes his daughter hi
00:22:30some friends of mine lovely people they've put together this shakespeare festival they're really into
00:22:35plays and actors and things um and unfortunately the the pavilion that they were going to host it at has fallen through
00:22:44mm-hmm
00:22:47yeah
00:22:49no no i don't think that would
00:22:53amazing thank you that's so thank you gerald that's so kind
00:22:59yeah i'm on facebook
00:23:00okay bye now bye yeah bye will do yeah bye bye bye bye bye
00:23:09done
00:23:10just done done we've got a marquee we have a marquee we've got a marquee we've got a marquee we've got a marquee
00:23:16we've got a marquee
00:23:26we've got a marquee are you serious
00:23:30i mean i didn't do anything i made one call congratulations
00:23:34uh to the marquee to the marquee to the marquee yeah
00:23:38you've got a marquee you've got a marquee i mean i've got half a marquee with you i've got half a marquee with you mate
00:23:50it's so slow can't believe it okay down in one
00:24:06oh
00:24:14oh just find that i know wakes me up i know some reason no the burn is really good right here
00:24:19here i'm kind of a big fish in a small pond but i like being a big fish yeah who doesn't who would
00:24:24want to be a small fish i'm sort of big fish in a small pond too in the sense that yeah amongst my
00:24:30friends i'm like the loudest funniest one so yeah so funny we've got so much in common yeah i've had
00:24:39several really terrible experiences with men and that's what i liked about your play is you just
00:24:45captured the complete pointlessness of men right well i see you as a bright light
00:24:54and i mean you know there's a point in your life where you have to say
00:24:59i'm great i'm fantastic i'm the light i am
00:25:04the light i say to myself all the time i'm a fantastic woman
00:25:10i look in the mirror and i think yeah yeah you don't need anyone yeah and who needs a relationship
00:25:17when they keep you up
00:25:19you know what i just feel like you're like all the way over there yeah and i'm sort of shouting
00:25:26and there's just a space here like i mean i know what i mean the thing is i should have sat there
00:25:33in the beginning but i'd actually have to go now because i feel like i've had a few like one too
00:25:38many already and i should get going you know it's just that's a shame i just feel like we've got
00:25:44much more to talk about the play yeah do you know what i mean i agree actually i don't even know
00:25:52what i was thinking i mean what are your priorities right um are you asking me yeah i want to get into
00:25:59the core of you you've got so much going for you you're photogenic i don't want to be like sleazy
00:26:05about that but the thing is that sells you know you can do a lot of press oh my god so we're gonna put
00:26:11you on the poster absolutely of course you are shut up i mean i would actually like to keep my face
00:26:17out of it as much as possible no no no no okay no i'm gonna put a no why on that you are the play
00:26:26i'm the play you are the play well i think i just sort of thought the play was the play
00:26:32i mean i just think like a couple more of these yeah the play's on wait
00:26:41what do you mean the plays on clarify oh my god yes plays on let's get paper no let's get let's
00:26:52fucking that's hot it in my drinks let's get another drink i would love another one thank you
00:26:58same again or two okay okay okay okay and a shot absolutely fine let's drink yeah okay thank you
00:27:11so
00:27:22so
00:27:36She left me for another woman.
00:27:56I'm a laughingstock.
00:27:58She doesn't get you.
00:27:59She doesn't get the essence of me.
00:28:01Even my kids think I'm an idiot.
00:28:04Who cares about it? Who cares? Really?
00:28:05But I still love her.
00:28:07I love her so much.
00:28:09Oh, Paul. Oh, my God.
00:28:14She's got a boobest hair.
00:28:16She's like the only woman I've ever really been with.
00:28:24Hello?
00:28:25Oliver?
00:28:27Yeah, hello, you all right?
00:28:28Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
00:28:30What are you doing?
00:28:32Oh, wait a minute. I can't...
00:28:33It's quite loud here. Wait a minute.
00:28:36Oh, yeah. Are you all right?
00:28:39Yeah, it's all good.
00:28:40Yeah, just having a couple of people.
00:28:42Nothing. Just listening to stuff.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:43Are you all right?
00:28:44Oh, that sounds fun.
00:28:45That sounds so...
00:28:46I'm still in Cardiff.
00:28:48It went so well.
00:28:51So well.
00:28:51Good, good.
00:28:51I actually...
00:28:52Good.
00:28:52Olly, are you there?
00:28:54Yeah, yeah.
00:28:54Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
00:28:56I'm here.
00:28:56I said, am I plays going to get produced?
00:29:00That's great stuff. That's good.
00:29:01So when are you coming home?
00:29:04Well, okay, so here's the thing.
00:29:05I've had a couple drinks.
00:29:07Not many.
00:29:07Not like a...
00:29:08Not like a...
00:29:09Just like one or two,
00:29:10but I don't want to drive
00:29:12because I think that would be irresponsible.
00:29:13I thought you were at a meeting.
00:29:16I thought you were at a meeting.
00:29:18You were right.
00:29:18I know.
00:29:19I was.
00:29:19I was.
00:29:20But we had the drinks to celebrate.
00:29:22We had the drinks to celebrate
00:29:23because, you know...
00:29:24So are you going to get back then?
00:29:25Do you want me...
00:29:26Do you want me to come home?
00:29:28Yeah, of course I do.
00:29:30Do you?
00:29:31Yeah, of course I do.
00:29:33I don't need to come back.
00:29:34But yeah, where else are you going to go
00:29:36if you don't come home?
00:29:37All right?
00:29:37Oh, I love you.
00:29:39Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:41Yeah, it's good, yeah.
00:29:42It's good.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43Okay.
00:29:44All right, then.
00:29:45Well, I was hoping...
00:29:46Just get in the taxi.
00:29:47See you in a bit.
00:29:48Yeah, I'll jump in a cab.
00:29:49I'll see you when you get back here, yeah?
00:29:51Turn.
00:29:51Um, can I...
00:29:52Hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:29:53Ollie, Ollie, Ollie.
00:29:56Right.
00:30:01Oh, wow.
00:30:02We're going there, aren't we?
00:30:05Cheers.
00:30:11Do you want to come to my place?
00:30:12Yes.
00:30:13Yes.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:18Woo!
00:30:25When I made Jill, like, I mean, I made the girl that he's with, that he needs, like,
00:30:30sort of this nice, normal girl.
00:30:32You look amazing in that.
00:30:35In this.
00:30:35We can't talk.
00:30:41Because we're all busy people.
00:30:49Egos, we're genitals.
00:30:52Speak to me.
00:30:55Unlike community.
00:30:58Give me a character assassination.
00:31:03We'll be in there.
00:31:05Kiss me.
00:31:09Just kiss you.
00:31:10No, I'm just...
00:31:12No, I'm not...
00:31:13I'm not...
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:21Oh, my God.
00:31:23What?
00:31:23More kissing, is it?
00:31:25I'm not...
00:31:25I'm not...
00:31:45Oh, my God, babe, where have you been?
00:32:12Are you all right?
00:32:15Mm-hmm.
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:17Where have you been?
00:32:20Huh?
00:32:21What?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Huh?
00:32:24Out.
00:32:25That's what I'm going to get.
00:32:26Out.
00:32:27No.
00:32:28Oh, come on.
00:32:29How did you not...
00:32:30I love you.
00:32:31Just come.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33Just shut up.
00:32:34Shut up and just come cuddle.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:38Oh, my God.
00:32:40Oh.
00:32:41Oliver.
00:32:42Yeah?
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:44Do you promise you'll never leave me?
00:32:49You all right, babe?
00:32:50Mm-hmm.
00:32:51Mm-hmm.
00:32:52I'm good.
00:32:53I feel good.
00:32:54Yeah?
00:32:55Mm-hmm.
00:32:56Sure?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Mm-hmm.
00:33:01Mm-hmm.
00:33:02Mm-hmm.
00:33:03Mm-hmm.
00:33:04Mm-hmm.
00:33:05Yeah, I'm good.
00:33:06I feel good.
00:33:07Yeah?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:09Sure?
00:33:10Mm-hmm.
00:33:11Mm-hmm.
00:33:12Mm-hmm.
00:33:13Oh.
00:33:14Mm-hmm.
00:33:15Mm-hmm.
00:33:16Mm-hmm.
00:33:17Do you have any garlic?
00:33:19Mm-hmm.
00:33:20Mm-hmm.
00:33:21Mm-hmm.
00:33:22Mm-hmm.
00:33:23Mm-hmm.
00:33:24Mm-hmm.
00:33:25No, I didn't.
00:33:26Sorry, I didn't know you needed any.
00:33:28It'll be a garlic-less pasta sauce.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:40Garlic won't make a difference anyway.
00:33:41It won't, you know what?
00:33:42It'll be fine.
00:33:43It...
00:33:44Fuck.
00:33:45It will.
00:33:46It will.
00:33:47It will.
00:33:48Let's not pretend, right?
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:50Already...
00:33:51I like it anyway.
00:34:04How is that?
00:34:07It's all right.
00:34:08It's all right.
00:34:09It's all right.
00:34:10It's a bit sweet.
00:34:11It's not the best, no?
00:34:12No.
00:34:13But no, it was good.
00:34:14It was good.
00:34:15It was a good night.
00:34:16I'm glad that I went.
00:34:17I'm glad that I stayed late.
00:34:19Not that late, obviously.
00:34:20I could have done without that.
00:34:21But it was good for the job.
00:34:25It was good for the relationship, you know?
00:34:27You want to stay in their consciousness, you know?
00:34:30So you want them to be thinking about you.
00:34:32The next day, like, oh, yeah, I love that girl.
00:34:33She was liking your play as well.
00:34:34She was liking your play.
00:34:35She was like...
00:34:36You should love my play.
00:34:37Of course she loves my play.
00:34:38That's good, it's good.
00:34:39That is what's so validating.
00:34:40It's just to have someone, you know, who's not my family member, not someone who loves
00:34:43me, you know, think that what I'm making is brilliant, you know?
00:34:48It was funny because she is so fucking smart.
00:34:51She's so on it, especially with this kind of stuff.
00:34:53And, like, we really, like, we really understand.
00:34:55Like, she likes the same plays.
00:34:56It was just like boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:34:58And do you know that this was, I mean, it was whatever, like, I kissed her.
00:35:05I mean, she kissed me, but, yeah.
00:35:08We kissed.
00:35:09Like, what?
00:35:10Like, I just...
00:35:12That is so...
00:35:15So not me.
00:35:17I kissed a girl.
00:35:22I, like, snogged, like, properly.
00:35:25Like, oh, my God.
00:35:26Like, what am I doing?
00:35:28I must be so drunk.
00:35:30Like, wow.
00:35:31Is it just in your thirties that you start, like, being like, whatever.
00:35:33I'm just gonna kiss some girl now.
00:35:35Totally kissed her.
00:35:37Just...
00:35:39I guess I should have done it in high school.
00:35:41Got it out of my system.
00:35:43I'm kind of, um...
00:35:46So did I.
00:35:47Shut up!
00:35:48What are you...
00:35:49Don't even.
00:35:50Don't even.
00:35:51But you got...
00:35:52I got kissed by someone as well.
00:35:54What?
00:35:55That's not the same, is it, though?
00:36:08No, it's not exactly the same, but it's...
00:36:11similar.
00:36:12It's not.
00:36:13I don't think it's the same at all.
00:36:15Other people can kiss girls as well, not just you, maybe.
00:36:18Of course they can kiss...
00:36:20Of course other people can kiss girls, but...
00:36:22Maybe other girls wanna kiss me.
00:36:24Maybe somebody kissed me last night.
00:36:26I'm sure other people want to kiss you.
00:36:28I wanna kiss you all the fucking time.
00:36:30I know somebody else wanted to kiss me, because I kissed someone else last night.
00:36:40Um...
00:36:41Bit of fun?
00:36:42Um...
00:36:43Wow.
00:36:44Who...
00:36:45Did you kiss?
00:36:46I don't wanna know.
00:36:47I don't wanna know who you kissed.
00:36:48You do know.
00:36:49I don't wanna know who you kissed.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51Actually, just don't even fucking tell me who you kissed.
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:53I won't then.
00:36:54I won't.
00:36:55I won't.
00:36:56Do not even try.
00:36:57Whatever you did is not the same as what I did.
00:36:59No.
00:37:00I was not all night.
00:37:01Um...
00:37:02Um...
00:37:03Um...
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05Here.
00:37:06I'm...
00:37:08Yeah.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12Let's just...
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:15Let's just...
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17I was not all night.
00:37:20Um...
00:37:34Yeah?
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:38Yeah, it's just...
00:37:40Oh, shit!
00:37:48Hold on. I forgot the spaghetti. Do you know what?
00:37:50I cannot believe what is going on.
00:37:53It's a bit dry.
00:37:55That was always going to happen with that heat on it.
00:37:58Oh, I knew it! I knew Rachel liked you!
00:38:01I knew she liked you!
00:38:02Yeah, but it's not.
00:38:03I knew it! I knew she had a crush on you!
00:38:05I called it!
00:38:06It was...
00:38:07Hi.
00:38:32Hi, guys!
00:38:34Guys!
00:38:36Hiya.
00:38:37Wow!
00:38:40Hi!
00:38:41Wow!
00:38:43Oh, my God!
00:38:44It's good, isn't it? Yeah.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Yeah.
00:38:48Wow!
00:38:50Don't let it stop me.
00:38:51If you're in the middle of it, don't let it stop you, though,
00:38:52cos we've got a...
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54I'll leave you to it.
00:38:55Oh, OK.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Bye, guys!
00:38:58OK.
00:38:59Ta-ra now, ta-ra!
00:39:00Ta-ra!
00:39:01Bye!
00:39:02Bye!
00:39:03Thank you for both turning up.
00:39:04We've got a problem with the actors.
00:39:06What's wrong?
00:39:07The actors are saying that they don't think you're really into this.
00:39:10But that's not the point.
00:39:11It doesn't matter what I want and don't want.
00:39:13We're here to do a job, aren't we, Geoff?
00:39:14Am I not there and present every fucking day?
00:39:17Am I not?
00:39:18I'm sorry, what more do you want?
00:39:19You want me to love it?
00:39:20Let's do your play.
00:39:21What do you mean, let's do my play?
00:39:22What about your mum?
00:39:23Oh, forget about my mother.
00:39:24My mother'll just sit there and be happy with anything, cos there's...
00:39:25No, she won't be happy.
00:39:26There's a tent and there'll be a play and my mother'll be happy.
00:39:27If we do yours, I'll be happy.
00:39:28It's ready.
00:39:29Let's just do it.
00:39:30Come on, guys.
00:39:31Just do it.
00:39:32OK, let me ask them.
00:39:33Let me just show them.
00:39:34I want to hear their thoughts.
00:39:35And I want to see who would...
00:39:36Just give me a second.
00:39:37Are you guys OK?
00:39:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:39We're fine.
00:39:40Let's go.
00:39:41Don't do it.
00:39:42Don't do it.
00:39:43Don't do it.
00:39:44You're fine.
00:39:45Don't do it.
00:39:46Don't do it.
00:39:47It's ready.
00:39:48Let's just do it.
00:39:49Come on, guys.
00:39:50Just do it.
00:39:52Come on, guys.
00:39:53Just do it.
00:39:54Let me just show them.
00:39:55OK, let's go.
00:39:56Let me just show them.
00:39:57I want to hear their thoughts.
00:39:58I just...
00:39:59And I want to see who would...
00:40:00Just give me a second.
00:40:01Are you guys OK?
00:40:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine.
00:40:03I just come down here with him, Mother.
00:40:08Yeah?
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:10We were caught then.
00:40:11Almost years ago, huh?
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:17Things aren't going the best, really.
00:40:20What were you and Julius?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24Why?
00:40:27I've done some things wrong.
00:40:29Why do you...
00:40:31Hmm.
00:40:32Come on.
00:40:35I...
00:40:36kissed Rachel.
00:40:41You've just...
00:40:42just kissed her.
00:40:43Just kissed her?
00:40:44With her.
00:40:45She...
00:40:46She kissed me back.
00:40:47There's nothing wrong with kissing somebody else,
00:40:49you know what I mean.
00:40:50Isn't there?
00:40:51No.
00:40:52Christ.
00:40:53She's a lovely girl.
00:40:54She is, yeah.
00:40:55And I...
00:40:56Even an old twat like me, Roy,
00:40:59can realise that she's a very, very...
00:41:01very attractive girl, so...
00:41:03All right.
00:41:04And I can't...
00:41:05I wouldn't blame you.
00:41:06For a minute.
00:41:07It's a bit more complicated.
00:41:09What?
00:41:10It's a bit more complicated than that.
00:41:11What?
00:41:12You mean you...
00:41:13No, not me doing anything, but, erm...
00:41:15Jillian.
00:41:16She kissed a lady as well, though.
00:41:19I kissed a woman and she kissed a woman.
00:41:21What?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Jillian?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:29Good God.
00:41:30And I put her down as a bloody...
00:41:32you know...
00:41:33as a...
00:41:37one of them.
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39Women.
00:41:40Lesbian, Dad, you can see it.
00:41:41All right, all right.
00:41:42It's all right.
00:41:43Fucking lesbian.
00:41:44Yeah, you can just say lesbian without the fucking.
00:41:47It's all right.
00:41:49I don't think she is one of them.
00:41:50No, I don't think she is either.
00:41:51Christ.
00:41:52It's just...
00:41:53It's just one of those...
00:41:54you know...
00:41:56one of those...
00:41:57You know?
00:41:58She did say she was drunk.
00:42:00Well, there you go.
00:42:01There you are.
00:42:02I mean, that's it, isn't it?
00:42:03You know?
00:42:04It's as simple as that.
00:42:05You know?
00:42:06I just love her, Dad.
00:42:08I know that.
00:42:09I just love her.
00:42:10I can't...
00:42:11I mean, she's a good kid, you know?
00:42:12She's stuck by you like glue, really.
00:42:15She deserves a medal, actually, for putting up with you.
00:42:18No, she does.
00:42:19She does.
00:42:20Great pep talk, Dad.
00:42:22She deserves a medal for putting up with me.
00:42:25It's a beer talking.
00:42:27It is.
00:42:28She has to stick around, though, isn't she?
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30I mean, maybe, if you had a job.
00:42:33A proper, proper job, right?
00:42:35Well, I've got a job.
00:42:37DJing is a proper job, is it?
00:42:39Well...
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Well, how much do you make on that?
00:42:43150 quid a week?
00:42:45A night?
00:42:46150 quid a night?
00:42:47A night.
00:42:48How many nights a week?
00:42:49One night a week.
00:42:50One night a week.
00:42:51150 quid a week.
00:42:52All right.
00:42:53150 quid a week!
00:42:54That's what it's about.
00:42:55Yeah, yeah.
00:42:56Yeah.
00:42:57What I suggest you do now, is you go out, right?
00:42:59You go all the way over, right?
00:43:01Well, stop, okay?
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:03You pick up a meal, take away an Indian or a Chinese.
00:43:06She likes Chinese, isn't she?
00:43:07Yeah, she does.
00:43:08All right, Chinese, okay?
00:43:09Yeah, yeah.
00:43:10Flowers.
00:43:11Right?
00:43:12Yeah, the full shebang.
00:43:13Women love that, you know?
00:43:14Yeah?
00:43:15They do.
00:43:16And then sort it out, you know?
00:43:18Just sort it out.
00:43:19Right.
00:43:24I just like, I'm young.
00:43:31Just because you kissed a girl, it doesn't mean you don't love your husband.
00:43:45I love my husband.
00:43:47That doesn't mean that I don't like to have sex as well with girls.
00:43:51That's actually what people do as a right of passage, isn't it?
00:43:56Turn, turn, turn.
00:43:57Your mind inside out.
00:44:00He loves girls too.
00:44:01He loves a girl named Rachel.
00:44:03I'm not converting.
00:44:06We're not the conventional sort.
00:44:09You're sending me messages.
00:44:10Matt!
00:44:11Wow!
00:44:12Hi!
00:44:13Ginny.
00:44:14You look fit.
00:44:15What are you doing here?
00:44:16Ollie's not here.
00:44:17I'm not here for Ollie.
00:44:18I'm here for you.
00:44:19I got me flowers.
00:44:20Cause just, listen, I just want to talk to you.
00:44:21That's all right.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:23You know, I went to London and I went to get away because you're with my mate and that's not right that I should have the thoughts that I have, but I have them and I've decided.
00:44:35Just come in.
00:44:36Come in a sec.
00:44:37I would like that very much.
00:44:38Come on.
00:44:39Come on.
00:44:40Come on.
00:44:41Come on.
00:44:42Come on.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:44Come on.
00:44:45Come on.
00:44:46Come on.
00:44:47Come on.
00:44:48Come on.
00:44:49What are you talking about?
00:44:50The right thing to do is to be with you.
00:44:51Now I know that maybe you think, oh, you like writers and you like writing and maybe you think, oh, I can't be that sort of guy, but I can be. I wrote you a poem.
00:45:06Oh.
00:45:07Can I read it to you?
00:45:08Oh, yeah.
00:45:09Please.
00:45:10I'd love to hear your poem.
00:45:11I've never written before.
00:45:12I've done this for you.
00:45:13Oh.
00:45:14It's called Jillian.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16I think of you night and day and how you'd be the greatest lay.
00:45:22I think of us together at last.
00:45:24I think of banging you out on the grass.
00:45:27To kiss your neck would be my task.
00:45:31But in the end, I'd want your ass.
00:45:34There is no one finer from here to North Carolina.
00:45:38And if you don't mind her, I'd like to kiss your vagina.
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:43Oh, wow.
00:45:48That was so good.
00:45:49If she's in there with you, right, I'm coming in now.
00:45:52I'm just telling you now, right?
00:45:53Shh, the thing's on fucking now.
00:45:54I don't know what's going to...
00:45:56All right, mate?
00:46:00Right?
00:46:01All right, mate?
00:46:04All right?
00:46:06You know it's not been right between you two.
00:46:09And you know it's always been right between us.
00:46:11You need someone your own size.
00:46:14And she's my fit.
00:46:15Matt.
00:46:16In many ways, I've done you a favour.
00:46:19You need to just stop.
00:46:20Just go.
00:46:22I'll be waiting.
00:46:22I don't think.
00:46:23I know.
00:46:25What do you have?
00:46:27What are you doing?
00:46:31You fell in love with someone.
00:46:34Oh, God.
00:46:36In love with someone.
00:46:38Of course I'm not.
00:46:39I don't believe it for a second.
00:46:40I think you're just saying that.
00:46:42And I think you've fallen in love with her.
00:46:43And I think you kissing her is worse than any fucking dick I could take on my pussy right now.
00:46:47I'm in love with you.
00:46:48What the fuck do you have?
00:46:49Like some connection.
00:46:50I don't believe you for a second that you're in love with me.
00:46:52I can see you connecting just now.
00:46:54You've had a woman and a man.
00:46:55I've just had one kiss.
00:46:57What are we even doing?
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:00I'm not doing anything.
00:47:01You're the one doing everyone.
00:47:02That's the thing.
00:47:03That's the thing.
00:47:04Is you think that.
00:47:05Is you think you're not doing anything.
00:47:08What?
00:47:09Get out.
00:47:11Come on.
00:47:12Grow up.
00:47:13What do you think get out?
00:47:15Come on.
00:47:15Grow up.
00:47:16Why am I grow up?
00:47:17Grow up.
00:47:17Get out.
00:47:18Get out.
00:47:19We're not doing well.
00:47:21Get out.
00:47:22No.
00:47:22No.
00:47:23You get out.
00:47:25Get out of my mother's house.
00:47:28How's that?
00:47:30Oh yeah.
00:47:30You get out.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:32Who's house is there?
00:47:32Stay in mummy's house.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Don't bring my mother into it, man.
00:47:37You're disgusting.
00:47:38Taking a woman out of her own fucking house.
00:47:39Oh.
00:47:40Fuck off.
00:47:41You are in my dreams, so easy and free.
00:47:53You are in my dreams, so easy and free, stay here with me.
00:48:12All right, I'm going to do a really, I'm going to surprise you now.
00:48:15Okay, you ready?
00:48:16I'm ready.
00:48:18Oh my God, you're so good.
00:48:20Left-handed?
00:48:21Right.
00:48:22That's the face.
00:48:23I'm going to do your face when you do it.
00:48:24Right, you ready?
00:48:38Right, I'm going to float it in, right?
00:48:42Oh, sorry, babe, I didn't mean to.
00:48:44How?
00:48:45Oh, that one hurt.
00:48:46All of me, that was all of me.
00:48:47It was my throat.
00:48:47Sorry, come here, come here.
00:48:48Look at that.
00:48:48Oh, my fuck.
00:48:50More?
00:48:54Better?
00:48:56Yeah?
00:48:57Yeah.
00:48:57Yeah.
00:49:04Oh, yes!
00:49:06Do you see the view you did that?
00:49:07Straight up like that.
00:49:08Boom!
00:49:08You like when I go like that.
00:49:09Frisbee!
00:49:10You look gorgeous.
00:49:18You having a think?
00:49:35Are you having a think?
00:49:36Yeah.
00:49:40Is it going to take a while?
00:49:45Can you have a think in the car?
00:49:47It's just, I forgot to TVO WWE Smackdown, and it's on in 23 minutes.
00:49:53Hey, um, Matt?
00:49:57Yeah?
00:49:59Do you like the beach?
00:50:01Yeah, I love it.
00:50:02You know how parents say that?
00:50:04They take, like, a shell, and they put it to your ear, and they go,
00:50:07you know, that's the ocean.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:09Like, my dad did that.
00:50:10He said, he said, this is the sea.
00:50:13And then you listen, and it's like, and it sounds like the sea.
00:50:16But, actually, it's not.
00:50:20What is it?
00:50:21It's just the way that the shell is structured.
00:50:25And then you look like a fucking idiot when you finally tell someone.
00:50:29It's like, it's a sea, and they're like, no, it's not.
00:50:32And I know he wasn't lying.
00:50:34He was just trying to make it nice.
00:50:36But it actually did end up being a lie, because then you believe it,
00:50:38and then you look like a fucking idiot.
00:50:40Right.
00:50:40It's horrible, isn't it?
00:50:44Yeah, yeah.
00:50:47I mean, it sounds like it was quite a long time ago, though, so...
00:50:51..probably best not to think about it anymore.
00:50:55Do you ever think about what love is?
00:51:08Actual love?
00:51:09Yeah, what is it?
00:51:10What do people mean?
00:51:12Because it's this myth, isn't it?
00:51:14It's just a concept.
00:51:15No.
00:51:16Love is a thing.
00:51:17What is it?
00:51:19It's a chemical reaction in the body.
00:51:20I look at you, and I love you, and what that means is I see you,
00:51:25the image goes through my eyes, to my brain, down to my heart,
00:51:29and into my knob, and I get a boner.
00:51:32And that means I love you.
00:51:34And you reciprocate it.
00:51:36You look at me, and you see me through your eyes,
00:51:40and it goes through your head, through your heart,
00:51:42and you get a wide-on.
00:51:44And if I have a boner and you have a wide-on, that's love.
00:51:47If I have a boner and you don't have a wide-on, that's unrequited.
00:51:52OK.
00:51:53And vice versa.
00:51:55And when we kiss, that's soulmate for that moment.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:52:01I think you're right.
00:52:03I am right.
00:52:03I think you're right.
00:52:04That's it, though.
00:52:05It's just simple.
00:52:06It's just simple.
00:52:07It's just...
00:52:08People have been writing what they've been writing,
00:52:11creating what they've been creating,
00:52:12the message they've been making,
00:52:13and the people they've been murdering for this,
00:52:16all because they're fucking horny.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:19You might be right.
00:52:21I'm completely right.
00:52:22I've proved it many times.
00:52:26So you love me?
00:52:28Right now, I love the shit out of you.
00:52:31Do you want to love me in the van?
00:52:32I want to love you till you're dead.
00:52:34Ah, OK.
00:52:35In the car.
00:52:37Take me to the van.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:39All right, one sec.
00:52:40Let me...
00:52:41It sticks to this chair.
00:52:42OK.
00:52:44You lie down.
00:52:46Lie down.
00:52:47I'm just going to climb.
00:52:49Fucking hell.
00:52:50I'll go on.
00:52:53OK.
00:52:53Thank you for...
00:52:54No, that's it.
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:02So this is the...
00:53:04So this is it?
00:53:05This is the tent.
00:53:06This is all yours?
00:53:07So it's mine and all of us.
00:53:09It's people.
00:53:09This is one.
00:53:10Americano.
00:53:12Hi.
00:53:12Good morning.
00:53:14You've got this for me.
00:53:15Well, yeah.
00:53:16I know you like it, so...
00:53:17All right, mate?
00:53:18All right, yeah.
00:53:20You only got one.
00:53:20I didn't know he was coming.
00:53:22That's all right, mate.
00:53:23Coffee's bad for you.
00:53:25So how is this feeling for you now?
00:53:28Is this all looking right?
00:53:30Oh, wow.
00:53:31OK, did you do this?
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:32I'm trying to set it all up.
00:53:34Did you put up that fabric?
00:53:36Yeah, I'd put it over the thing.
00:53:37That's great.
00:53:38It's small because the ratio of the stage to the tent is a little bit weak.
00:53:43Small and white, yeah.
00:53:44You can put stuff up to break up the white a little bit.
00:53:47Twigs.
00:53:48I hate the twigs.
00:53:49I really hate the twigs.
00:53:51Do whatever you want.
00:53:52OK, well, I'll give them a try.
00:53:53I will give them a try.
00:53:54Yeah?
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:55I'll be good at something else, maybe.
00:53:56I think you're right about the foliage, actually.
00:54:00Um, can I?
00:54:02Yeah?
00:54:03And you want these?
00:54:04Yeah, we can put those wherever you want.
00:54:06OK, because...
00:54:07OK, yeah.
00:54:07Mate, have a word.
00:54:09Give it a chance.
00:54:10You're sorry, I've just got a gun of a...
00:54:12Just be a minute, babe.
00:54:13Word.
00:54:14I'll just be a second now.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:15Look, mate.
00:54:16Be nice.
00:54:16I redid the life table.
00:54:19For what?
00:54:19Scores have changed.
00:54:21Me, crisscross.
00:54:22You, blank.
00:54:24Jeff, spots.
00:54:25Jeff, standard, as usual.
00:54:27Girlfriends, me, way more.
00:54:29Wives, yes, you've had one, but I fucked her.
00:54:32One-nighters, loads more.
00:54:34Cool jobs, me, way more.
00:54:36Holidays.
00:54:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:54:37Cool jobs?
00:54:38Yeah, mate, I'm a personal trainer.
00:54:40Are you?
00:54:41Yes, mate.
00:54:42Are you actually a personal trainer?
00:54:43Yes, mate.
00:54:44Or?
00:54:44I work with women.
00:54:45I make their butts bigger.
00:54:47Yeah, I'm a DJ.
00:54:48You're a wedding DJ.
00:54:49It's not quite the same.
00:54:51Mate, what do you want?
00:54:52I don't do weddings.
00:54:52I've had the time of my life again.
00:54:53All right.
00:54:54I've got a residency.
00:54:55You're like an uncle.
00:54:56But a DJ.
00:54:57You're a resident uncle.
00:54:58I do birthday parties.
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:00And I'll do any celebration you want, really.
00:55:02I can go around.
00:55:03I do all of the stuff.
00:55:04Moving on.
00:55:05Holidays.
00:55:05All right.
00:55:06Look, I gave you that.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:07Friends, even.
00:55:08Fashion, no competition.
00:55:10Threesomes, no competition.
00:55:12Anal.
00:55:12Although, look.
00:55:13There was that one time you told me about, but I'm sure that was a mistake.
00:55:16Well.
00:55:16True love.
00:55:18True love, look now.
00:55:19How are you done?
00:55:20I should be up the top of that.
00:55:22Give me.
00:55:22You can't just be doing that like that and true love just all of us don't.
00:55:25Listen.
00:55:25Jeff's the same as me as true love.
00:55:27Mate.
00:55:27What did Rihanna say?
00:55:29All's fair in love and war.
00:55:31Oh, look.
00:55:32Look.
00:55:32Okay.
00:55:32Okay.
00:55:32Okay.
00:55:33All's fair in all that now, but come on now.
00:55:35You've had a bit of a laugh now, right?
00:55:37You've done that now.
00:55:38Just.
00:55:39I've done that a few times.
00:55:40Oh.
00:55:41What do mates do?
00:55:42They step aside when a mate finds love.
00:55:45Exactly, mate.
00:55:46So.
00:55:46And they let love bloom.
00:55:47So as a mate, you should step aside out of your.
00:55:50Me too.
00:55:51Would you mind?
00:55:52Just trying to work over here.
00:55:54Do you need any help moving anything?
00:55:56I can move the whole thing if you need it.
00:55:58We don't need the whole thing moving, do we?
00:55:59We just need that moving.
00:56:00We just.
00:56:01How much stuff do you need moved?
00:56:03I can move stuff as well.
00:56:04I'm just trying to focus.
00:56:05It's hard to focus.
00:56:07Sorry.
00:56:07Sorry.
00:56:08It's okay.
00:56:10It's a bit childish, isn't it?
00:56:12A bit childish doing that like that.
00:56:14Isn't it like that?
00:56:14It's a bit childish doing that like that.
00:56:44I don't know.
00:56:53Sorry.
00:56:54What are you doing there?
00:57:00Fighting.
00:57:01What draw?
00:57:02It was a draw, mate.
00:57:09Is there a plug hole in the antenna?
00:57:13That's good.
00:57:13Interesting.
00:57:14I love the tent.
00:57:15I really love it.
00:57:17It'll break up the weight.
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:20Why have you brought a frisbee?
00:57:21I thought we were working out.
00:57:23Okay.
00:57:23Catch it.
00:57:24Just keep your eye on it and then you definitely will catch it.
00:57:27Throw it.
00:57:29Oh, I'm sorry.
00:57:29I'm sorry.
00:57:30I'm so sorry.
00:57:31Matt.
00:57:32Matt.
00:57:32What are you doing?
00:57:33Matt.
00:57:33Not right here.
00:57:34I just wanted to play frisbee.
00:57:36Get on my back.
00:57:37That's all I want.
00:57:38Just get on my back.
00:57:39Why?
00:57:40Because we're doing a workout.
00:57:41I wanted to show you something.
00:57:42Okay.
00:57:46And now what?
00:57:47Well, if you're not going to do it properly, forget it.
00:57:49But I am.
00:57:49I'm just doing what you told me to do.
00:57:51You're being heavier on purpose.
00:57:52Is that it?
00:57:53Where'd the frisbee go then?
00:57:54Oh, fuck the frisbee.
00:57:56Why?
00:57:58We've got to set up the barbecue.
00:58:01We hardly paid.
00:58:17Oliver.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19It's okay.
00:58:22It's going to be okay.
00:58:24It's all going to be fine.
00:58:26And I'm sorry for...
00:58:27Oh, yeah.
00:58:27No, it was...
00:58:28No, it was nothing to be sorry about.
00:58:30Oh, no.
00:58:31I feel really awful about it.
00:58:33Don't feel awful about it.
00:58:34I mean, I didn't feel awful.
00:58:37Kissing you.
00:58:39It was nice.
00:58:41It just...
00:58:42It was a happy moment.
00:58:43It was just a happy moment.
00:58:45Just a happy moment.
00:58:45And...
00:58:46I have to get a bath.
00:59:00What if we go to the barbecue?
00:59:03Whose barbecue?
00:59:04Well, Matt's up in a barbecue at his parents' house.
00:59:08And if we turn up together then, go in there fairly strong,
00:59:13and then you get straight in, in between...
00:59:15Right.
00:59:16...Matt and Gillian, and just take him away.
00:59:19Oh, I see.
00:59:19Just get him away.
00:59:20Because he'll be really into the way you look and stuff.
00:59:24If you can just then keep Matt away, it would just really let me...
00:59:30Get...
00:59:31I see what you're saying.
00:59:32All right.
00:59:34Yeah?
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:42You really want her back, don't you?
00:59:45I don't know what to do with that, but...
00:59:46Oi, you're not vegetarian, are you?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52You're not vegetarian, are you?
00:59:53No.
00:59:53Thank God for that.
00:59:55It is very picnic-y.
00:59:58Heads up.
00:59:58Oh, shit.
00:59:59Heads up.
01:00:00Oh.
01:00:05In scene two, you know, she already feels like their marriage is falling apart,
01:00:08and she says, you know, who do you fancy in here?
01:00:10Because that is a trick question.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:12If you ask someone who you're with,
01:00:14if they fancy, who they fancy, what do you think they mean?
01:00:18They mean...
01:00:19Hang on.
01:00:19If you ask me who do I fancy...
01:00:21Yeah.
01:00:23You.
01:00:26I was just on the phone to one of my actors.
01:00:28Because she's a fucking nightmare.
01:00:30She's trying to infuse her own meanings into my writing.
01:00:35Right.
01:00:35All I want her to do is simply say the line, you know?
01:00:40Like, I don't actually need her to do, like, pregnant pauses.
01:00:44Oh, yeah.
01:00:45So, anyway, I just told her that, please, just say the lines.
01:00:49And, um...
01:00:52What'd she say?
01:00:53She said, uh...
01:00:55She said, sure, but listen,
01:00:57I just don't have a good relationship with these actors.
01:01:00They hate me.
01:01:00They think I'm, like, some sort of controlling bitch,
01:01:04but I am, because it's my play.
01:01:05Yeah, you're the boss.
01:01:06I'm just going to spread this blanket out.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:10It's a nice blanket.
01:01:13Yeah, it's a solid blanket.
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:19Do you want to come on the blanket with me?
01:01:22Well, I mean, I'm still cooking, so...
01:01:25Very soft.
01:01:26Mm-hmm.
01:01:27Do you want to come lie down on it with me?
01:01:30I can't take my eyes off this.
01:01:31You overcooked these.
01:01:32You're ruined.
01:01:33But I wanted to celebrate.
01:01:39What do you mean?
01:01:41Well, I want to have a celebratory shag
01:01:44in your mum's garden.
01:01:50What are you celebrating?
01:01:51My play being produced, finally.
01:01:55Yeah, in a tent for, like, 40 people.
01:02:01It's good, it's good.
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:06Something.
01:02:08Some people never get that.
01:02:10Not even a tent.
01:02:11That's true.
01:02:12Listen, I'd love to shag you,
01:02:14but Geoff is coming round,
01:02:16and my mum could walk in.
01:02:20What we have is, like,
01:02:22it's more than just sex.
01:02:23It's not just...
01:02:24You can't just have sex all the time.
01:02:25I love sex.
01:02:27I'm all about sex.
01:02:28But the fact is,
01:02:29there is more to life.
01:02:30Like, sometimes I just want to know about you.
01:02:36The real you.
01:02:37Should I have bought some meat?
01:02:40No, I don't think so.
01:02:42I haven't bought anything.
01:02:43Not even...
01:02:44Don't worry about that.
01:02:45Just kidding.
01:02:46You won't be worrying about...
01:02:47Guys, I'm not sure this is a good idea.
01:02:49It'll be fine.
01:02:50It's OK.
01:02:50We've got quite a robust plan.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:53He specifically invited me,
01:02:55not you guys.
01:02:56I mean...
01:02:56You'll be fine.
01:02:57You'll be fine.
01:02:57You'll be absolutely fine.
01:02:58You're going to have a lovely time.
01:02:59Yeah.
01:03:00And I'm going to...
01:03:01Yeah, that'd be great.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:02Oh, man.
01:03:03What a lovely house.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:05It's his parents, I'm just honest.
01:03:07Hey.
01:03:07That's it.
01:03:08Geoffrey!
01:03:09How are you?
01:03:10Got some people with me.
01:03:11Great.
01:03:12More the merrier.
01:03:13Hi.
01:03:14Hey.
01:03:15Rachel.
01:03:16Jeremy.
01:03:17Rachel.
01:03:18Fucking hell, you look great.
01:03:20Hello, mate.
01:03:21You know Oliver.
01:03:22Yeah, mate.
01:03:27Right.
01:03:27You all right, mate?
01:03:30Is it all right, Faye?
01:03:32What a lovely barbecue.
01:03:35Yeah.
01:03:35Bought some extra corn,
01:03:36just in case any more women were coming.
01:03:37So corn for the girls?
01:03:39Meat for the boys.
01:03:40Oh, that's considerate.
01:03:42What are you doing here?
01:03:45Geoff asked me to come along.
01:03:47OK, but why did you come to the barbecue?
01:03:58Wanted to see you.
01:04:03Right.
01:04:06It's quite hot to do that, Ben, isn't it?
01:04:07I like it.
01:04:12Good.
01:04:12What about you?
01:04:12I mean, God, well, I've been traveling a lot, actually, for work.
01:04:16Have you?
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:18Can I ask you something?
01:04:19Go on.
01:04:20I don't want to be rude, but could you open your coat a bit?
01:04:24Just a bit, so I could just see what's going on under there.
01:04:28Yeah, that's...
01:04:29That is tremendous.
01:04:33You see how I handled that?
01:04:34Very good.
01:04:36Stoicism.
01:04:38And it just goes away.
01:04:39I prefer that thing that I do.
01:04:42Like that.
01:04:43That's just work, is it?
01:04:44Yeah.
01:04:45What kind of work are you doing?
01:04:45What are you doing there?
01:04:46I work with bats.
01:04:47Are you working with bats?
01:04:47Yeah.
01:04:48Fuck me, well, that's great.
01:04:49I mean, you could...
01:04:49If you want.
01:04:52That is good.
01:04:53Do you know what?
01:04:53For someone your size and shape...
01:04:54Yeah.
01:04:55That is solid.
01:04:58I've got barbecue with the weirdo down on the beach.
01:05:00I looked really young.
01:05:02Yeah?
01:05:02Mm-hmm.
01:05:03You look what you've done, didn't you?
01:05:05It's all right.
01:05:06I like the wrinkles.
01:05:09There are no wrinkles!
01:05:10Okay, sorry, there are no wrinkles.
01:05:14If there were, I'd like them.
01:05:15I know you would.
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:18I've started doing poetry now, so I'm not just, you know, a muscle man.
01:05:22I'm also an artist.
01:05:24Like, look at you, look at you, your eyes so brown.
01:05:28I'd really like to hear your sex sound.
01:05:30I'd like to lie down with you on your front, or turn you over and ignore your...
01:05:38There's just lots of things I have, like other ideas that I have.
01:05:40So good.
01:05:41Poetry?
01:05:42Since when?
01:05:43Since ages.
01:05:44It's just like, I'll look at something and I'm inspired by it, and I'll do a poem, like...
01:05:48Okay.
01:05:49Geoffrey, Geoffrey, your timing's quite shit.
01:05:52Geoffrey, Geoffrey, could you get the fuck out of it?
01:05:55Geoffrey, Geoffrey, we've got a thing happening.
01:05:58Geoffrey, Geoffrey, your presence is crappening.
01:06:01Geoffrey, what are you doing?
01:06:17What are you doing?
01:06:19What are you doing?
01:06:21Just...
01:06:22trying to hold on to something.
01:06:27I don't work without you.
01:06:29Simple as that.
01:06:34I just don't work without you.
01:06:41Matt?
01:06:42Don't call him.
01:06:43Matt?
01:06:44Yeah?
01:06:45Would you take me back to your flat, please?
01:06:48Er, sort of all right here with Rachel, is it, guys?
01:06:53Oh, yeah.
01:06:53Are we really getting on?
01:06:54Right.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:55We haven't...
01:06:56Okay.
01:06:57No, no, enjoy.
01:06:58You can't leave now.
01:06:59It's for the best, isn't it?
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:03It's all okay.
01:07:06Take care.
01:07:08You know, for someone so fit, she's really, like, complicated.
01:07:12Well, because she looks like that, she can't be complicated.
01:07:15I just think, why bother?
01:07:16Like...
01:07:17Why bother with what?
01:07:18With what just coming, taking her off me, breaking her heart, breaking my heart, that's...
01:07:22Listen, if you want her back, you know, I wish you luck, mate.
01:07:27That's it.
01:07:27So I just have her back now.
01:07:29That's it.
01:07:29So you've moved on now.
01:07:30I'm saying you should fight for her because she's, you know, a nightmare and I want you
01:07:34to have that.
01:07:35So you want...
01:07:36You know what?
01:07:37I do want that.
01:07:38And I wouldn't make it a nightmare.
01:07:40What have I said mates are for?
01:07:41Mates are for stepping aside when...
01:07:43Okay, thank you for stepping aside.
01:07:44Love is in the way.
01:07:44It's always, always going to be complicated and you're never going to have a nine-to-five.
01:08:06He knew very well who I was when he married me.
01:08:14And he loved it.
01:08:23So we've accepted that there are complications with me constantly changing, being a fucking
01:08:29moody bitch.
01:08:33And he has to adjust to that and I have to adjust to him.
01:08:36And he worships me.
01:08:39And he did.
01:08:44He used to.
01:08:47Just not at the moment.
01:08:48You've got your play.
01:09:08You've got your play, finally, Gillian.
01:09:11And you're miserable.
01:09:16The fuck?
01:09:19Am I going to be the only one sitting at my fucking play?
01:09:24I want him to care about it.
01:09:26I really do want him to care.
01:09:27I care about him seeing it.
01:09:30I need him to see it.
01:09:31I want him to see it.
01:09:32I want...
01:09:32Say hello.
01:09:34We'll send this to one to your mum.
01:09:35Bye, Janet.
01:09:37Nice good luck.
01:09:37Shall I try the trick?
01:09:44The winner's going to take it.
01:09:45Come on.
01:09:46Ow!
01:09:47Motherfucker, it hurt myself.
01:09:48It hurt you.
01:09:50But you could have had it differently.
01:09:52He could have sat there with you, watching your play, with you, being so fucking proud of
01:09:58you, being so happy, with you, being so proud of you.
01:10:04Oh God, please show up, please show up, please show up, please show up, please show up.
01:10:08Dear Oliver, I'm not the perfect wife.
01:10:28That's for sure.
01:10:30And I realise you could leave at any point
01:10:33and make someone else wildly happy.
01:10:35But please, please stick around.
01:10:42I'm getting there.
01:10:44Love, honey pie.
01:10:47How are you going to pitch it?
01:10:50Um, I'm just going to go in.
01:10:52I'm going to say I think you need to come and see this.
01:11:00I'm going to give him another try.
01:11:02It's not going to work.
01:11:03Straight to voicemail.
01:11:04Right, like I said, I just called him
01:11:06and it went straight to voicemail.
01:11:07Oliver, it's Geoffrey.
01:11:10Call me.
01:11:11We're going to just have to presume
01:11:12that we're going ahead without him.
01:11:14So you've tried him.
01:11:15I've left him multiple text messages, I'm sure.
01:11:18Does he not care?
01:11:19That's what I don't understand.
01:11:20Does he not care?
01:11:21I'm sure he...
01:11:23You know what?
01:11:23Actually, I don't care.
01:11:25I don't care.
01:11:25No, I care about this.
01:11:26I don't care.
01:11:27If he makes it, he makes it.
01:11:28OK, you go and I'll park up.
01:11:34OK.
01:11:35See you in a sec.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:36One of these days...
01:11:57I'm going to throw it right and I'm going to catch it, I'm going to throw it around and I'm going to get it with the cannon.
01:12:27Ollie?
01:12:50Ollie?
01:13:13Ollie?
01:13:20Oh
01:13:25Sorry
01:13:33Yeah
01:13:37Hello are you Jerry please don't can it just make me to come in Nina would you do that with me now?
01:13:44Jerry son sorry sorry about him. Hi, I'm Rachel. You don't know me
01:13:48No, you don't know my friends. Um, but I wondered if there's any way that we could show you this performance
01:13:55I
01:13:57Feel like I'm in a piece of this right now
01:14:00It's a bit of a different way. I'm used to people just you know posting a script, right? No, obviously obviously
01:14:05I've heard a lot about you've got very good reputation in the industry
01:14:13Did you yeah wow yeah, it's quite an impressive
01:14:19Thread
01:14:20You are winning me over
01:14:22So mesmerizing me into like going somewhere with you is he coming to this?
01:14:34Excuse me sorry hi hi actually we're not quite ready yet almost though
01:14:40So just wait over there a minute. Hi. Yeah, not ready not ready yet almost you're early
01:14:45Oh
01:14:47Hi Jeff, we're gonna just have to start without ollie. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah, everyone hi
01:14:53Thanks for coming boy. What a show we've got for you tonight. This is actually written by a new writer
01:14:59Jillian Walker, so please come in take a seat and enjoy the show
01:15:04You ready yep, I'll be right there
01:15:10Not you not me all right
01:15:23I feel like I'm in prison
01:15:26Yes, I know what you mean
01:15:27Is that intended?
01:15:29Yeah, we wanted to have a kind of incarcerated beat in the narrative
01:15:32Just on to that next
01:15:34Okay, I'm feeling a bit manhandled now
01:15:36Sorry, it's about oppression of women right like again getting it right because I felt like he's my owner or my executioner
01:15:40Watch your head get in
01:15:42Okay, everything is going to be absolutely fine
01:15:54Who do you fancy?
01:15:56Who do I fancy?
01:15:58In here right now if I wasn't around who'd you be eyeing up? That's a trick question. I'm not falling for that
01:16:18Who do you fancy?
01:16:20Where are we now?
01:16:22Very nearly there. This is your new theatre space. Your new theatrical experience
01:16:32Why are you so defensive? It's not like I'm saying pick someone and fuck on is it?
01:16:36You're being silly Jill and I'm not playing any games
01:16:39Who do you fancy?
01:16:40Cracking arse
01:16:42My arse?
01:16:44Your arse is middle-aged, flabby and spotty
01:16:48Oi, that's well yeah actually that's that's that's fair enough
01:16:52Literally it was exhausting like all the things that are awesome in the world at one time
01:16:58Forget about it
01:16:59I mean he was so embarrassed he didn't have a clue where to look
01:17:03Well if he wants to fuck around with Raquel
01:17:06But John said she was okay
01:17:08Tits
01:17:10Arse
01:17:11Fannies
01:17:12Cocks
01:17:13Oh my god that sounds amazing
01:17:15Oh it was fab
01:17:18Until he didn't get up with the kids in the morning
01:17:20Oh it was your turn
01:17:22I was pounded last night
01:17:26I'm still sore
01:17:27Pounded
01:17:28Oh I can feel your pain
01:17:32Cut
01:17:33Cut
01:17:35Slow
01:17:37Deep
01:17:39Deep
01:17:39Slow
01:17:41Move
01:17:43Move
01:17:45Move
01:17:46Move
01:17:47Move
01:17:48Move
01:17:49Move
01:17:50Move
01:17:51Move
01:17:52I feel so lonely
01:17:54Oh, I feel so lonely
01:20:03I love you.
01:20:09I never want to be without you again.
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