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Quirky comedy about a jilted wife who leaves her cheating husband in England HD ( Comedy, Drama, Romance )
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00:01:57So we thought if we went into the woods now, there's a good chance we may spot it for ourselves.
00:02:01Oh, I made dinner.
00:02:02Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I didn't think we were doing anything special, so I headed straight out from the office.
00:02:07Perhaps you could put it in the fridge. We can have it tomorrow night.
00:02:10Well, it's your birthday.
00:02:12You should do what you want.
00:02:14So go off and find those tits then.
00:02:16Thanks for understanding, darling.
00:02:18Oh, don't wait up.
00:02:30You were joking, weren't you? You're in the driveway.
00:02:33Well, that's taken care of. Poppy's so naive.
00:02:35Her idea of a wild night is a medium-rare steak dinner.
00:02:38Hello. Stephen, are you there? Can you hear me?
00:02:40She thinks I'm birdwatching, so I think I can get away with staying the night.
00:02:44Oh, I know a few things we could do that will last all night.
00:02:48Ah, handcuffs again?
00:02:49Well, come here and I'll show you.
00:02:51That's what I love about you. You're so adventurous.
00:02:54You naughty girl.
00:02:55Shit, my phone.
00:03:19Poppy, can we talk?
00:03:21Happy birthday, darling.
00:03:23Drink.
00:03:25No more than me
00:03:26Never knowing you'll come home in more than just one
00:03:31Wait, I can explain.
00:03:33So hard to leave
00:03:34Is that supposed to be a bearded taint?
00:03:36So hard to stay
00:03:37Sometime the sun is shining
00:03:40Sometime the sun is shining
00:03:41Start at the end of the year.
00:03:42Have a wife's career of the year.
00:03:44I worked really hard for that.
00:03:46And I worked way too hard for this.
00:03:49Poppy!
00:03:51Poppy!
00:03:51Just help me walk away
00:03:53We'll be walking away
00:03:56We'll be pulling away
00:03:57We'll be pulling away
00:03:58Copy it's raining and I'm getting soaked.
00:04:02Poppy, it's raining and I'm getting soaked.
00:04:12Poppy, I'm locked out.
00:04:14You know how my hair goes curly in the rain.
00:04:19Poppy, for God's sake, be an adult about this.
00:04:24Hey, princess, it's Justin.
00:04:26Pick up if you're there.
00:04:28I'm sitting by the pool with a margarita thinking it's about time.
00:04:31You came out to L.A. to visit.
00:04:32I miss you. Bye, sweetie.
00:04:34Oh, and happy birthday, Stephen, you handsome devil.
00:04:38Poppy!
00:04:39George Clooney and Flucky Animal?
00:04:41Yes, George Clooney visited a Los Angeles animal shelter over the weekend
00:04:45to adopt a rescue dog.
00:04:47And the general star made sure he and his new canine pal
00:04:50hit it off right away by, get this, rubbing meatballs on his shoes.
00:04:54Not surprisingly, the pair bonded immediately at an inseparable sense.
00:04:58This guy just gets nicer and nicer.
00:05:01Much like myself, Ashley.
00:05:03The renowned Bachelor is at home in L.A. promoting his next movie.
00:05:08And we'll have a sneak peek on tomorrow's show.
00:05:12Poppy!
00:05:12I gotta find me something to keep me running
00:05:17Keep me on my toes till the break of dawn
00:05:24Something to fill my heart and keep it pumping
00:05:30Keep me reaching and never close the door
00:05:37Well, you can sit and wait till you're 88
00:05:42But that don't do you no good
00:05:44But that don't do you no good
00:05:45I wanna get up on my feet
00:05:49I know my life won't be complete
00:05:51Well, that's that.
00:05:53Maybe this is fate.
00:05:55I'm going to find George
00:05:56And everything will just fall into place
00:05:58Wait till you're 88
00:06:00But that don't do you no good
00:06:03I wanna get up on my feet
00:06:07I know my life won't be complete
00:06:09Until I find me something to keep me humming
00:06:15Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:06:20Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:06:23Keep me singing and strumming forevermore
00:06:29Poppy!
00:06:31Finally, after all these years, you come visit.
00:06:36Look at you.
00:06:37Oh, don't. I look terrible.
00:06:38Nothing that a week's sleep and a makeover can't fix.
00:06:41Leave the bags. I'll get them later.
00:06:44Wow. This is sexy.
00:06:46Yep.
00:06:47Oh, and this is Irina.
00:06:48She helps me out around the house.
00:06:51Irina, this is my friend from England I was telling you about.
00:06:54Planned her wedding when I lived there.
00:06:56Oh, too many years ago.
00:06:58We bonded over karaoke
00:06:59and our mutual love of power ballads from the 80s.
00:07:02So why you leave your husband?
00:07:04You know, good at his sex?
00:07:05Irina!
00:07:07Actually, turns out he was good at his sex.
00:07:10Just not with me.
00:07:12You need love of a good Russian man.
00:07:14You'll meet my friend Anton.
00:07:16He'll show you good time.
00:07:17Thanks, Irina.
00:07:18But I think Bobby's good.
00:07:20Maybe you should meet Anton.
00:07:23I've not seen this photo in years.
00:07:26Sorry, I should have taken that down.
00:07:29Although I do love the way my cheekbones look.
00:07:32The photographer thought you'd had a stroke
00:07:34and the guest kept referring to you as my special friend.
00:07:36I'm not sure why you had to try out a new smile in my wedding photos.
00:07:41I thought it was a winner.
00:07:42So, are we your first divorce?
00:07:45At least you made it down the aisle.
00:07:47I spent six months last year working on the most amazing black swan themed wedding
00:07:52and the bride didn't even show up.
00:07:54Probably had the right idea.
00:07:55Oh, don't say that.
00:07:59And you never suspected a thing?
00:08:02Well, he'd recently taken up bird watching.
00:08:06Bird watching?
00:08:07Exactly.
00:08:09Especially as he has a feather phobia.
00:08:12Sorry.
00:08:13Hold on.
00:08:15It's my boss.
00:08:16She's texted me ten times in the past thirty minutes.
00:08:19God forbid I have a night off.
00:08:21When are you going to start off on your own again?
00:08:22You've been talking about it forever.
00:08:24I know.
00:08:24I know.
00:08:25Paolo was always saying the same thing to me.
00:08:28Why exactly did you and Paolo break up?
00:08:31I don't want to talk about it.
00:08:33It's just too painful to relive.
00:08:38He cheated on me.
00:08:40Okay, fine.
00:08:41Maybe I cheated on him first.
00:08:43But he should have been the bigger person and forgiven me
00:08:46instead of being like me and betraying me.
00:08:49Anyway, we're talking about me again.
00:08:51Let's talk about you.
00:08:52Oh, I should have seen it coming.
00:08:54All those late nights at the office.
00:08:56Lack of romance.
00:08:58Not to mention sex.
00:09:00It's all such a big mess.
00:09:03Hey, I know a great therapist.
00:09:06She's relationship expert to the stars.
00:09:09Maybe you should go see her.
00:09:10I'll be fine.
00:09:11I'm only here two weeks.
00:09:15Which stars?
00:09:21Yeah, yeah.
00:09:23He just left.
00:09:25Believe it or not.
00:09:28He's back with her.
00:09:30I know.
00:09:31Hold on a sec.
00:09:32Hi, I'm Poppy Wakefield.
00:09:34Here to see Dr. Faye.
00:09:35Poppy, weird name, huh?
00:09:38Fill out these forms.
00:09:40Just make sure they're signed.
00:09:41Anita, you still there?
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Guess who just called to make another appointment?
00:09:51No.
00:09:52No.
00:09:54Who's that?
00:09:55Oh, no.
00:09:56Yeah, yeah.
00:09:59Charming though he is, he can't seem to hold down a woman.
00:10:02Dr. Faye is working on his commitment issues.
00:10:05I'm like, I'll take him, issues and all.
00:10:07He can hold me down.
00:10:09Oh, hold on a sec.
00:10:12Yes, doctor?
00:10:14I'll let her know.
00:10:17Poppy, Dr. Faye will see you now.
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:21Just out of curiosity, I couldn't help but overhear.
00:10:24Who are you talking about?
00:10:26I couldn't possibly say.
00:10:27That would be a breach of client confidentiality.
00:10:31Of course.
00:10:33Anita?
00:10:33Okay, so you'll never guess who just had a vaginoplasty.
00:10:39Tell me, when did your obsession with celebrity begin?
00:10:43I'm obsessed with celebrity.
00:10:46So this is a Clooney-specific obsession?
00:10:49I'm obsessed.
00:10:52I mean, who doesn't love George Clooney?
00:10:55I'll never forget the first time I saw those big brown eyes and winning smile.
00:11:00So handsome.
00:11:01He's a good guy who really cares about the world.
00:11:05Funny, smart.
00:11:08Why wouldn't I be able to date him?
00:11:09Cries you and 50 million other women.
00:11:12Have you ever met George?
00:11:17Is that a yes?
00:11:19I think that's a yes.
00:11:20Morning, sweetie.
00:11:29What you doing?
00:11:30Working.
00:11:31This article's due tomorrow.
00:11:32Does Women's Chit Chat magazine know you're here?
00:11:35No.
00:11:36It shouldn't matter.
00:11:36I do most of my work from home now anyway.
00:11:38So what's this week's story?
00:11:40My husband left me for my dog.
00:11:43No.
00:11:44It's about the woman trying to get over the death of her father.
00:11:46She sent her bananas to help her.
00:11:48Bananas?
00:11:49Does the potassium help with the depression or something?
00:11:52No, she collects those little stickers that are on them.
00:11:55Bananas were a dad's favorite food.
00:11:56It's actually really heart-wrenching.
00:11:58It's actually really lame.
00:12:01Stephen.
00:12:02I don't want to talk to him.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:04Stop what you're doing.
00:12:05I'm going to take you out.
00:12:06We're going to the farmer's market.
00:12:08You'll love it.
00:12:08You're wooing me with fruits and veggies?
00:12:10Yep.
00:12:10She'll get dressed.
00:12:11I'm just going to stay here and get this out of the way.
00:12:14Suit yourself.
00:12:14Although, going to the farmer's market is like an L.A. staple.
00:12:18Plus, I see the best sightings.
00:12:19I saw George Clooney there last week.
00:12:21And he walked by.
00:12:22And I was like, does George Clooney want me to say,
00:12:24hey, George Clooney, Doug Ross, ER, thumbs up?
00:12:27Like, does he want me to...
00:12:28Decided to come after all.
00:12:33This juice is like an enema in a cup.
00:13:03Nothing says breakfast like an enema.
00:13:05Now, I put a little bit of honey in there
00:13:06so you get a sweet aftertaste.
00:13:08Here, why don't you try my lady...
00:13:09Oh, no, I'm fine.
00:13:10Oh, an Aussie.
00:13:12I always wanted to visit the land down under.
00:13:14That's very good, but I'm English, not Australian.
00:13:17Ah, they all sound the same, huh?
00:13:19You know, I always wanted to scuba the Great Barrier Reef
00:13:21and meditate below the equator.
00:13:25You should do that.
00:13:27Am I tasting hints of fennel?
00:13:29Yeah, with fresh rhubarb.
00:13:30Listen, I know you don't want to try my juice,
00:13:33but maybe a spot of tea, eh?
00:13:36You can't possibly think that's what I sound like.
00:13:39You are really cute.
00:13:41No, I'm not.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:44Look, why don't you try my ginger passion iced tea?
00:13:48It's got fresh mint leaves and gingers for digestion
00:13:50and has a passion for, uh...
00:13:54Well, you know.
00:13:57No, I'm Mary.
00:13:59Oh, well, that's nice to meet you, Mary.
00:14:00It's him.
00:14:01Oh, my God, look.
00:14:02Look, it's him.
00:14:03You don't like my tea.
00:14:13I like your tea.
00:14:14Bye, Mary.
00:14:16Bye.
00:14:18So I might not have seen George that time,
00:14:20but I still just have this feeling that we're going to meet.
00:14:23Isn't he in a relationship?
00:14:25He's always in a relationship.
00:14:27It's not like he's married or anything.
00:14:29I mean, he's 52.
00:14:32I think if he was going to settle down again,
00:14:33he would have done it by now.
00:14:35The eternal bachelor.
00:14:37Maybe he just hasn't found the right one.
00:14:39I just feel a connection.
00:14:43But you've never met him.
00:14:47What about dating sites?
00:14:49People have connections there and they've never met.
00:14:52And then they murder you.
00:14:54Wow.
00:14:54She must have had some pretty bad dating experiences.
00:14:58Celebrities get put on these pedestals,
00:15:00but they're only people.
00:15:02It's not out of the realms of possibility
00:15:04that if we met, we'd hit it off.
00:15:06Maybe I just need to give fate a helping hand.
00:15:09Wow, Poppy.
00:15:15A bottle of wine to say thank you for letting me stay would be fine.
00:15:18But thanks.
00:15:19I'll take them all.
00:15:21Casamigos, isn't that George Clooney's tequila?
00:15:23Well, I'm doing an article on it,
00:15:25so I got it for research.
00:15:26You are not.
00:15:28Oh, yeah?
00:15:30It's a caroja sexa.
00:15:33Yeah, hi.
00:15:33I'm calling to cover the next Casamigos tequila event in L.A.
00:15:36Yes, I write for the prestigious UK publication,
00:15:41Women's Chit Chat.
00:15:43It's, uh, Highbrow magazine,
00:15:46and they're really keen for me to cover the event.
00:15:49Possibly get an interview with George Clooney
00:15:50about why he wanted to develop his own tequila?
00:15:53Right, okay.
00:15:55Well, no problem.
00:15:56I'll try you again.
00:15:58Tomorrow.
00:15:58It's good.
00:16:06George Clooney has been seen out and about
00:16:08hitting the road in L.A.
00:16:10on his beloved Harley Davidson.
00:16:12Yes, it's fast on the road.
00:16:18My one Friday off in weeks,
00:16:20and you bring me here.
00:16:21I know you're a tourist and all,
00:16:22but this is a really random request.
00:16:24I know.
00:16:25This is my trip.
00:16:26I would have worn my chaps
00:16:28if you'd given me the heads up.
00:16:29We look slightly out of place.
00:16:31We're feeling just fine.
00:16:33No.
00:16:35I do have to say I'm proud of you
00:16:37for breaking out of your comfort zone.
00:16:39I haven't seen you this loosened up
00:16:40since you were wasted on tequila shots
00:16:42and ripping your shirt off
00:16:43so you can take my breath away.
00:16:45Stephen was mad at me for that.
00:16:47Apparently I didn't take his breath away.
00:16:50Look at the photos on the wall.
00:16:52Those must be the regulars.
00:16:53John Travolta, Hugh Jackman,
00:16:57George Clooney.
00:16:58Oh, really?
00:17:00Hey, George.
00:17:06Do you have a specialty cocktail list?
00:17:10Poppy.
00:17:11Hi, Sharon.
00:17:12Were you going to tell me
00:17:13you were skipping town?
00:17:14How did you find out?
00:17:15Someone called the office
00:17:17from Casamigos Tequila
00:17:20saying that one of our journalists
00:17:23wanted to cover their party in L.A.
00:17:25They called?
00:17:26What did you say?
00:17:27I told them we're a bloody woman's magazine.
00:17:29Why the hell would we be covering
00:17:30a tequila event?
00:17:32I just thought it would be...
00:17:33I heard about you and Stephen.
00:17:36Who told you?
00:17:37He came here looking for you.
00:17:39Look,
00:17:39I don't want this to bleed into your work.
00:17:42Keep your personal life personal
00:17:44and don't turn into a bitter Betty.
00:17:48I'm not bitter.
00:17:50Really?
00:17:51You should be.
00:17:53I'd be so pissed
00:17:54if my husband cheated on me
00:17:55with a nanny.
00:17:56It wasn't the nanny?
00:17:57We don't have a nanny.
00:17:58We don't even have kids.
00:18:00Oh, I just assumed.
00:18:02Maybe it's different in England.
00:18:05Here, it's always the nanny.
00:18:07Okay, maybe our marriage
00:18:09hasn't been that exciting lately.
00:18:11Unless you count Stephen
00:18:12discovering nose hair trimmers.
00:18:14How long have you felt like this?
00:18:16I don't know exactly.
00:18:18It just seems that everything's changed.
00:18:19Even the coffee shop
00:18:21started putting two shots
00:18:22in the lattes.
00:18:23It just got increasingly bitter.
00:18:25Your relationship with your husband?
00:18:28No, the coffee.
00:18:30So what do you do
00:18:31when you realise the coffee tastes bitter?
00:18:34Change your coffee shop?
00:18:36Exactly.
00:18:37That's what I'm doing.
00:18:38I'm changing my coffee shop.
00:18:41Metaphorically.
00:18:47It's me again.
00:18:48I know I made a mistake
00:18:49but will you at least hear me?
00:18:53You okay?
00:18:54Mm-hmm.
00:18:56It's gonna be weird
00:18:57to go back, huh?
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:03Sally.
00:19:04Tell her hello from me.
00:19:07You've come out of hiding.
00:19:09We're all worried about you, Poppy.
00:19:10Well, you shouldn't be.
00:19:11I'm fine.
00:19:12Justin's taking great care of me.
00:19:14Hi, Sally.
00:19:15Been too long.
00:19:16Hi, Justin.
00:19:17Will you please tell my sister
00:19:19that running away
00:19:20isn't how you make a marriage work?
00:19:21Oh, sorry.
00:19:22My conscience is calling me.
00:19:23Hello?
00:19:25Well, neither is creating
00:19:26an elaborate bird-watching hobby
00:19:27as a cover for an affair.
00:19:29It wasn't his finest moment.
00:19:31Ironically, it was.
00:19:32It's the most exciting thing
00:19:33he's done in years.
00:19:34I'm just saying,
00:19:3512 years of marriage?
00:19:37Is this really the end?
00:19:39At least let him pick you up
00:19:40from the airport.
00:19:41I'm not sure I'm ready to...
00:19:42Poppy, you've had your adventure
00:19:44and now it's time
00:19:45to return to real life.
00:19:46This isn't you.
00:19:47How do you know?
00:19:49You're predictable.
00:19:53I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
00:19:54The connection's terrible.
00:19:55I said it's time to come home.
00:19:58Still can't hear you.
00:19:59Poppy!
00:19:59Please let everyone know
00:20:00I'm extending my trip.
00:20:01Poppy!
00:20:03Okay, seriously.
00:20:05I know she's your sister,
00:20:06but I was ready to smack her.
00:20:09You sure I can stay?
00:20:10Yes, I like having you here,
00:20:13but we gotta get you some friends.
00:20:15The Black Swan wedding is back on
00:20:16and my schedule is going to be cray-cray.
00:20:19I know!
00:20:20You should meet Marcy Campbell.
00:20:22She's from Texas and new in town.
00:20:24I did her wedding.
00:20:25She's real fun, heart of gold,
00:20:28but she just hasn't met anyone here yet.
00:20:30You two will hit it off.
00:20:31Poppy Wakefield.
00:20:43So lovely to meet you, Marcy.
00:20:46Oh, I love the British accent.
00:20:50So darling.
00:20:51Say something in British.
00:20:53Um, Justin said you moved here recently.
00:20:56I love it!
00:20:59So, proper.
00:21:02Have you been to Downton Abbey?
00:21:08No, it's not a real place.
00:21:14So Justin tells me you're having a film and Louise moment?
00:21:17No, did he?
00:21:18Honey, we all go through those.
00:21:20Since the big move, I've been tempted to just pack up the car
00:21:23and drive off a cliff.
00:21:24I was going to say have me a girly road trip,
00:21:26but there's days I want to do that too.
00:21:29Probably running over Jerry's body on the way.
00:21:31But that's marriage for you.
00:21:33How long have you been married?
00:21:35Coming up.
00:21:39Four months.
00:21:40I'm so real.
00:21:49Justin set us up.
00:21:51I met a couple of people at Spinn,
00:21:52but they were too clean living for my liking.
00:21:54I mean, I never trust a person who doesn't drink.
00:21:57I just don't.
00:21:58Me neither.
00:21:59L.A. is such a transient town.
00:22:06Doesn't help when you're trying to make friends.
00:22:08But you've got Jerry.
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:11I only see him when we've got some partner's dinner to attend.
00:22:13I know it well.
00:22:14The honey, I'm meeting someone important tonight
00:22:16to put on a nice dress
00:22:17and tell the story of how we met kind of nights.
00:22:20Oh my gosh.
00:22:21You too?
00:22:23Actually, we're hosting something next week.
00:22:26Some political fundraiser thing?
00:22:27I lose track.
00:22:28That famous Austrian chef is doing the catering,
00:22:31and apparently the governor and George Clooney are coming.
00:22:34I mean, in between my bouts of baiting,
00:22:36what am I supposed to say to a...
00:22:37George Clooney is attending a party that you're hosting.
00:22:40Next week?
00:22:41Oh, I'm a Texas girl.
00:22:43I got a big mouth and big hair,
00:22:45but not the biggest knowledge of what's going on in the world.
00:22:48How the heck am I going to play host to movie stars?
00:22:51Politicians.
00:22:51Marcy, you've got to invite me.
00:22:54You've just got to.
00:22:55I've got years of experience accompanying Stephen to business dinners.
00:22:58I could help you with what to say.
00:23:01You'd come?
00:23:02It's next Wednesday.
00:23:03Oh, I'll have to check my schedule.
00:23:04Of course I'll come.
00:23:05Oh, Bobby.
00:23:07I feel like it's feet we met.
00:23:09It absolutely most definitely is.
00:23:12Ah!
00:23:12I might have played this moment over and over again in my mind,
00:23:22but I never thought of this one last hurdle.
00:23:25What is one where we're meeting the destined love of one's life?
00:23:27Bobby, calm down, okay?
00:23:28I mean, if I hear about you on TMZ next week,
00:23:32I'll know you didn't heed my advice
00:23:33about not setting unrealistically high expectations.
00:23:38What?
00:23:38I might be on TV and meet George Clooney?
00:23:41What's unrealistic?
00:23:42All I expect is a chance encounter with a man of my dreams
00:23:45and him finding out I'm the woman of his.
00:23:48Exactly.
00:23:54Marcie, I need your help.
00:23:59This is nice.
00:24:00Honey, no.
00:24:02You belong under a Christmas tree.
00:24:09Slipped my high heels on
00:24:11Because tonight they're going to tear up the sun
00:24:14I love it.
00:24:14You're so happy.
00:24:15And it won't be long
00:24:17Before I'm begging the DJ for more
00:24:21Dancing close to you
00:24:23Because tonight we're going to let it look高
00:24:27I like the way I'm moving
00:24:30So we can only go do
00:24:32Let's go
00:24:35Dance slow
00:24:37Oh no, no, no, no
00:24:40I love it
00:24:42We're gonna shalalala, lalalala, hey!
00:24:45We're gonna swing it the old-fashioned way.
00:24:49Shalalala, lalalala, lalalala...
00:25:01Dustin!
00:25:02Dustin!
00:25:07Hey!
00:25:08It's me. I'm locked out. I left my keys inside the apartment. Can you let me in?
00:25:11I'm not at home. I'm still at the florist with Bosszilla and a couple of swans.
00:25:16Justin, I've gotta get ready for the party. I've only got two hours.
00:25:19And I have to work. I can't just leave.
00:25:21It's George Clooney.
00:25:23Justin, I'm sorry to be a pain, but...
00:25:25Honey, I love you, and boy, do I love him.
00:25:28But unless you're gonna get George to fund my own company,
00:25:31you have as much a chance as he did in space to get me to come home.
00:25:35I'm called a landlord.
00:25:36Goodnight and good luck.
00:25:41It's me. Please don't hang up. We need to talk.
00:25:44I've got nothing to say to you.
00:25:45I know. I know, Poppy. I'm a fool.
00:25:47I just think that our marriage hasn't really been spicy for years.
00:25:49And then this woman came along and I...
00:25:50What? I don't have time for this right now, Stephen.
00:25:51Okay?
00:25:52Of course the landlord is out of town.
00:25:53I literally had to fake diarrhea to come here.
00:25:54So, Cinderella, we will get you to the ball.
00:25:56Damn it.
00:25:57You're not coming in.
00:25:59Please don't hang up. We need to talk.
00:26:01I've got nothing to say to you.
00:26:02I know. I know, Poppy. I'm a fool.
00:26:04I just think that our marriage hasn't really been spicy for years.
00:26:07And then this woman came along and I...
00:26:09I don't have time for this right now, Stephen.
00:26:12Okay.
00:26:13Of course the landlord is out of town.
00:26:16I literally had to fake diarrhea to come here.
00:26:19So, Cinderella, we will get you to the ball.
00:26:22Damn it.
00:26:23Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26:25You're not coming in?
00:26:26I could really use your eye.
00:26:27Honey, this is already the longest bathroom break in history.
00:26:31Believe me, if I could, I would handcuff myself to you so I could meet him, too.
00:26:34So turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
00:26:36Tell me your secret.
00:26:39I'll tell you mine.
00:26:42Slide yourself over here.
00:26:44I'll bring the wine.
00:26:47You got that something, something that I like.
00:26:52Just lay back and let it happen.
00:26:54It's only for tonight.
00:26:56I'm setting off now, so I'm only going to be about an hour late.
00:27:04You know, it's actually only late.
00:27:05It's only for tonight.
00:27:06Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:08I'm going to be the moment I'm lost in this feeling.
00:27:12I'm going to be the moment I'm lost in this feeling.
00:27:22Are you for coffee?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:23Really?
00:27:24Welcome aboard the Donnie mobile.
00:27:26Want some water or anything?
00:27:27Just throw this in the back with your tickets.
00:27:31I think this is still good.
00:27:36How you doing?
00:27:37Great.
00:27:38Just late for a party.
00:27:43Don't they make you have new cars for this kind of job?
00:27:45Oh, yeah, but they don't check.
00:27:48Don't you worry.
00:27:49Donnie, we'll get you to your party in style.
00:27:51What's that smell?
00:27:52You smell something.
00:28:01Hi.
00:28:02Poppy, where are you?
00:28:04Sorry, I had to wait forever for a car.
00:28:06It's the rain.
00:28:06No, I'm on my way, and...
00:28:09Donnie is getting me there nice and safely.
00:28:14That'll be him.
00:28:15It's him?
00:28:16It's him!
00:28:17Come on, go to Pally.
00:28:18I gotta go.
00:28:19Will you just get here?
00:28:20I'll see you soon.
00:28:23Excuse me.
00:28:26Wake up!
00:28:27Donnie!
00:28:28Donnie!
00:28:28What?
00:28:28What?
00:28:29What?
00:28:29What?
00:28:29I'm OK.
00:28:31I'm OK.
00:28:31It's all right.
00:28:32It's OK.
00:28:32Everything's fine.
00:28:33It's all good.
00:28:34It's all good.
00:28:35I'm OK.
00:28:35It's all good.
00:28:36I just took a few too many sleeping pills last night.
00:28:38Do you have a sleeping problem?
00:28:40I got a lot of anxiety.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44I kind of know how you feel.
00:28:47Yeah, they took away my driver's license.
00:28:48What?
00:28:49Yeah, but I'm going to work it out.
00:28:50It's all good.
00:28:51It's all good.
00:28:52You're probably wondering if the sleeping pills, you know, worn off by now, which is probably
00:28:56usually a case, but I went to bed at 4 a.m., put the sleeping pills, and then as soon as
00:29:01I got up, I smoked a couple of balls, and plus, I'm heavily medicated anyway.
00:29:04But I think it's going to work out.
00:29:06I just need to get my...
00:29:07Actually, I think we're here.
00:29:07Oh, no, no.
00:29:07I think this is it.
00:29:08This is the address you gave me.
00:29:08No, this is the one.
00:29:09This is not the address you gave me.
00:29:10This is it.
00:29:11This is the place.
00:29:12No, this is not...
00:29:13Just over here.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:14No, no, no.
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:15This is it.
00:29:15Yes, this is it.
00:29:16Yes, this is it.
00:29:16Yes.
00:29:16I'm just going to have insurance.
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:18I don't...
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:20Hey, be safe.
00:29:21No.
00:29:22You be safe.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:39I've been waiting for you, gonna find you.
00:29:43I've been trembling at the thought of your touch, and I'm gonna find you.
00:29:49I think...
00:29:50Poppy, where are you?
00:29:51Have you talked to him?
00:29:52Yes.
00:29:53And I'm already shooting myself, asking about ER and Batman when everyone else is talking
00:29:57about Gravity and the Monuments Man.
00:29:59Poppy, you saved your beard.
00:30:01And I will.
00:30:02I only got a way to go now.
00:30:08And I will.
00:30:15I'll end up waiting for me.
00:30:18I'm classing I invite you to help right now.
00:30:20Why in god's name are you doing that?
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:34I don't mind you, I'll track you down
00:30:37I'm gonna have you, in the palm of my hand
00:30:40I'm gonna find you
00:30:43Ooh, don't you run
00:30:46Ooh, don't you run
00:30:49Ooh, don't you run
00:30:52Wait, wait, wait, wait...
00:30:53Ooh, don't you run
00:30:56Look! This is his glass!
00:30:59He drank from this!
00:31:04It's like that weird feeling you get as a child on Christmas morning
00:31:07You knew Sandra had been right there
00:31:09You drank from that glass of brandy you left, yet you didn't get so much as a glimpse
00:31:13Magical, yet horrifically gut-wrenching at the same time
00:31:17I know it sounds stupid, but it's like looking for George gives me a purpose
00:31:20A reason not to think about what's going on in my life
00:31:25Do you think perhaps focusing on George gives you a purpose?
00:31:28A reason not to think about the problems you're experiencing with your husband?
00:31:33That's what I just said
00:31:36How much am I paying this woman? Am I crazy?
00:31:39Well, the good news is you're not crazy
00:31:40I mean, who hasn't fantasized about a dream life away from their own reality?
00:31:44I mean, after all, George, he's so sexy
00:31:48And I'd fuck him
00:31:51Who wouldn't?
00:31:52Hello?
00:32:07Hey, where are you? I thought you were going to stay home to sign for the blood for the vampire wedding
00:32:11They just called and said there was nobody home
00:32:13The driver left
00:32:14Sorry, I was still in bed so I didn't hear them ring
00:32:16Seriously? My boss is kicking my ass and you're sleeping in again?
00:32:20I'm sorry, I've just been
00:32:22Miserable, I know
00:32:23For days
00:32:24Over a party
00:32:25Look, I'll make sure I'm here the rest of the day if they can re-deliver
00:32:28It's too late
00:32:29I'm on my way to pick it up now
00:32:30And if I'm not there soon, it won't be fake blood at the wedding, it'll be mine
00:32:34You know, get up today
00:32:47Go away
00:32:52You got George Clooney under there
00:32:55Would I look like this if I had?
00:32:57And no, I'm not getting up today, or tomorrow, or ever again
00:33:02Okay, I'll leave you
00:33:05Irina, why is life so difficult? Why can't someone just give you a map and directions?
00:33:10For Clooney?
00:33:11You're best on map on Connor?
00:33:12No, like a manual for life
00:33:14I wish somebody could just tell me what to do
00:33:16They should see my friend, Madame Nina
00:33:19If she runs a brothel or something weird, I'm not interested
00:33:21She help you with map and directions
00:33:24She see things, universe
00:33:27Like a psychic?
00:33:28Yes
00:33:29She can see future
00:33:31I don't believe in psychics
00:33:33They're just for the sad and desperate looking to latch onto any scrap of hope they can get
00:33:45Are you Madame Nina?
00:33:46Oh no, I'm psychic Sarah
00:33:49Madame Nina had to leave town due to an unforeseen family emergency
00:33:53The irony
00:33:55It happens
00:33:57I've never done anything like this before
00:34:00I'm just looking for guidance
00:34:02A sign or something
00:34:04We could all use guidance from the other side from time to time
00:34:07And that's what psychic Sarah is here for
00:34:10I just need to know that I'm on the right path
00:34:12If where I'm going is leading me to someone
00:34:15It'll be fifty dollars for a half hour session and I prefer to be paid up front
00:34:21Of course
00:34:22Thank you
00:34:24Thank you
00:34:33Well?
00:34:34You've traveled over land and sea to get here today
00:34:38Yes
00:34:39Hmm?
00:34:40Someone just tell you that
00:34:42Now you have an accent
00:34:44Alright
00:34:45Yeah
00:34:46But you have gone on a very great emotional journey
00:34:49And you are in the process of just beginning to learn who you really are
00:34:54Kind of
00:34:56Mm-hmm
00:34:57But what about men?
00:34:59Do you see any men in my life?
00:35:01Yes
00:35:02I see a lifelong male companion
00:35:06Someone generous and compassionate
00:35:09Terrific sense of humor
00:35:11It's, it's, uh
00:35:13Starts with a, like a
00:35:14J
00:35:15J
00:35:16J
00:35:17J
00:35:18J
00:35:19J
00:35:20J
00:35:21J
00:35:24J
00:35:49J
00:35:51J
00:35:52J
00:35:54Just like I thought, no men right now.
00:36:12I just gave you $50 to find a man in your ball, and are you telling me there's no man?
00:36:17That's right.
00:36:18Well, it must be broken, because there is a man, and we were meant to meet, so I just
00:36:22need to know if I'm still going to find him, and what this all means is that you can't
00:36:25tell me, because you stupid boys are probably just a paperweight anyway.
00:36:29It's weird.
00:36:30I bet your name's not even Psychic Sara, it's probably just Sara.
00:36:37It's Sara.
00:36:38Sorry.
00:36:39I'm too old for this shit.
00:36:53Psychic Sara just told me there's no men in my life.
00:37:05I love the British sense of humor.
00:37:11I wasn't joking.
00:37:12Who are you?
00:37:15Alvin Cooney.
00:37:16I'm a producer.
00:37:19People just call me Cooney, you know.
00:37:21Cooney?
00:37:22Close enough.
00:37:23Can we get another jalapeno margarita for this young lady?
00:37:28See?
00:37:29That was sweet.
00:37:30You saw my drink was almost empty, and observed what I was having.
00:37:35Steven used to do that when we were first dating.
00:37:42Well, I'm here now, beautiful.
00:37:45A man hasn't called me that in years.
00:37:49At least not a straight man.
00:37:51Well, you must be hanging around a lot of blind, straight guys.
00:37:59So, Cooney, what do you think Sara meant?
00:38:04That I'm going to be a lonely, divorced woman for the rest of my life?
00:38:07How long have you been divorced?
00:38:09Well, technically I'm not yet.
00:38:11Shhh.
00:38:12Don't tell my husband.
00:38:13Secret's safe with me.
00:38:18Have you ever been to Lake Gomo?
00:38:26Right now it's all about lemurs, but I see that totally changing.
00:38:29It's going to be, it's going to be all about llamas.
00:38:32I love a good llama.
00:38:34Exactly.
00:38:35I'm working on this beautifully written film that has a really, really strong llama protagonist.
00:38:42Deep.
00:38:43Complex.
00:38:44Protagonistic llamas.
00:38:46Mmm.
00:38:47Should be a psychic llama.
00:38:50Shit, it's seeing the future.
00:38:53Mmm.
00:38:54You know, I could totally see you playing the leopard antagonist.
00:39:00You know, your voice, your voice, it's going to make you a star.
00:39:04I don't want to be a star.
00:39:06Yes you do.
00:39:07Everybody wants a good star.
00:39:08Hey, easy.
00:39:09Mmm.
00:39:12Stop it.
00:39:13Get off me, you big lech.
00:39:15Hey, I'm not the one who throws himself at a highly successful producer, hoping to sleep
00:39:20their way to the top.
00:39:21Alright?
00:39:22You get a reputation in this town.
00:39:23People will not touch you.
00:39:24I don't want to make it in this town, you big cliché.
00:39:27God, are people like you actually existed?
00:39:30Keep yourself together.
00:39:32They're a mess.
00:39:34And that LUM idea is copyrighted.
00:39:36It's copyrighted.
00:39:38It's copyrighted.
00:39:40It's copyrighted.
00:39:42It's copyrighted.
00:39:43You're a mess, actually.
00:39:44I'm not the one you write down in the pieces.
00:39:46It was copyrighted.
00:39:47It's copyrighted.
00:39:48It's copyrighted.
00:39:49It's copyrighted.
00:39:50It's copyrighted.
00:39:51It's copyrighted.
00:39:52You're a member of your?
00:39:53Not格 ban and you're a morpher.
00:39:54You can kind of censor yourself.
00:39:55You can call her distrape.
00:39:57Of course.
00:39:58We based on yourerte.
00:39:59You're a man.
00:40:00You've already celebrated.
00:41:03George Clooney is getting married.
00:41:05What is it?
00:41:07What the hell happened?
00:41:09He's getting married!
00:41:10Stephen?
00:41:11No!
00:41:12George!
00:41:13You did not wake me up at 3am over George Clooney?
00:41:16I thought if they came to LA I just might meet him.
00:41:18Oh my...
00:41:19Seriously Boppy?
00:41:20You sound nuts.
00:41:21I love you but you're on my last nerve.
00:41:24I can't take it!
00:41:25You're moping and woe is me and the inconsideration of my work.
00:41:30Why do you sound just like Stephen?
00:41:32Well if this is what he had to put up with it's no wonder that he turned to bird watching.
00:41:36Well you'd know all about cheating wouldn't you?
00:41:38You're playing the victim seems to have conveniently forgotten that you cheated on Paolo before he cheated on you.
00:41:43You're a hypocrite!
00:41:44You know what?
00:41:46I think that you should find another place to stay!
00:41:49You know what I'm saying?
00:41:50No!
00:41:51No you're programming!
00:41:52No!
00:41:53No you're
00:42:13I can hardly see
00:42:17Will you guide me through
00:42:21this maze of trees?
00:42:25Will you get me to
00:42:29the open field
00:42:33where I can bring?
00:42:41And will you lay me down
00:42:45beneath the sky?
00:42:49Will you kiss my face
00:42:53and steal my eye?
00:42:57Oh, is this the place
00:43:01that we conspire
00:43:05to fly?
00:43:09Hey
00:43:13Hey
00:43:15Didn't think you'd be up yet
00:43:17Look, I've got an early start
00:43:19Justin, I'm so sorry about the things I said last night
00:43:23how I've been behaving
00:43:25I've been a terrible guest, I know
00:43:27and you've been so kind
00:43:29I'll be gone by the time you get home
00:43:33Look, you don't have to leave
00:43:35but you can't carry on like this
00:43:37I'm worried about you
00:43:39I know, I know
00:43:41I'm gonna get myself together, I promise
00:43:43Thank you
00:43:53Will you tell me
00:43:55what I mean to you?
00:44:01Will you lie to me
00:44:03like you always do?
00:44:09Will you be sincere
00:44:11Will you see her
00:44:13while you say it too
00:44:15Somehow
00:44:17Somehow
00:44:19Somehow
00:44:21You can't possibly be having a bad day
00:44:23It's only 7am
00:44:25You're the juice guy
00:44:27Oh yeah
00:44:29I know you
00:44:31Mary, from Australia
00:44:33I really recognize
00:44:35Don't look that bad
00:44:36No, it's just
00:44:37I look so miserable
00:44:38I stop runners in their track
00:44:40Yeah
00:44:41Well that and you're kind of cute
00:44:43As if I wasn't you
00:44:44to just
00:44:45Kept running
00:44:46Oh yeah, I'd have been gone
00:44:47Yeah, she'll be fine
00:44:51The name's Poppy actually
00:44:53English Poppy
00:44:55And you are?
00:44:57Luke
00:45:03With the
00:45:05Lion
00:45:07San Fernando
00:45:11Where the skies are not quite blue
00:45:15And you don't have to worry about an ocean view
00:45:19San Fernando
00:45:24You're far away
00:45:25from the golden day
00:45:27Sorry, I'm late
00:45:28You okay?
00:45:29Yeah, I just
00:45:30I wasn't sure you were gonna turn off
00:45:32Why would I not turn up?
00:45:34I don't know. It's my first date in years.
00:45:37This is a date, right?
00:45:39Yes, this is a date.
00:45:43Go on.
00:45:45Do you like this?
00:45:48Yeah, it's lovely.
00:45:50Knitted it myself.
00:45:51Really? You knitted?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54There's something so meditative about a man's hand and about needle and yarn.
00:45:58It's like a symphony.
00:46:00Wow, you're full of surprises.
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:05So, what did you bring?
00:46:07Starving.
00:46:09Oh.
00:46:10I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
00:46:13Close your eyes.
00:46:18Open.
00:46:21This is interesting.
00:46:30It's a kale kelp quinoa cake.
00:46:33I made a piece of it.
00:46:35Oh, it's delicious. I'm just allergic to kelp.
00:46:40That's a very specific allergy.
00:46:42Anyway, I have another surprise for you.
00:46:49A little Vegemite sarnie, eh?
00:46:51Luke, Vegemite is Australian.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56I could have sworn that it was English.
00:46:58It's fine.
00:46:59I actually do love a Vegemite sandwich.
00:47:07It's on my favourite spelt bread.
00:47:14What?
00:47:15Duck over there.
00:47:19Yeah, it's diving.
00:47:21It's good, right?
00:47:22It's just so thoughtful of you.
00:47:26It's easy to be thoughtful when you care about someone.
00:47:32I know I talked about fate in meeting George,
00:47:34but I really do believe this whole time I was destined to meet Luke.
00:47:39Don't you think this still plays into your desire for fantasy?
00:47:42Blah, blah, blah.
00:47:43...saved reality?
00:47:44He saved me.
00:47:46I knew you wanted to be saved.
00:47:49You glanced up at me and I was speechless.
00:47:52Open up to stay, but I'm a big mess.
00:47:55It's nothing about you, boy, you got it all.
00:48:02So how did we get to this?
00:48:05Seeing the love that kiss.
00:48:08Chasing hearts here underneath the moonlit sky.
00:48:12The sky I never thought we'd get so high.
00:48:15And I'm full of them every time.
00:48:20Make a wish and take me to the magic of the night.
00:48:26The stars are fell in line.
00:48:29The love and fate collide.
00:48:35The stars are fell in line.
00:48:42You get the candles.
00:48:47I'm gonna get the incense.
00:48:49And Poppy is gonna be so surprised.
00:48:54Hey, you.
00:48:55What are you doing here?
00:48:56I was gonna check out an aerial yoga class nearby.
00:48:59I thought that I'd come and take you.
00:49:01That's a lovely thought.
00:49:03But you go.
00:49:04Perhaps we can do our own kind of yoga later at your place.
00:49:07That is what I am talking about.
00:49:19That's my boss.
00:49:21I'll see you later.
00:49:23Okay, guys.
00:49:29Poppy!
00:49:30I see you're having a breakdown and have gone and got yourself a toy boy.
00:49:34Oh, God, who told you that?
00:49:36We're Facebook friends.
00:49:38Oh, yeah.
00:49:40I had one in the 80s.
00:49:41A toy boy?
00:49:42No, breakdown.
00:49:43Best thing I ever did.
00:49:44Resigned as housewife and eventually wound up editor of Women's Chit Chat magazine.
00:49:49So not all bad, then.
00:49:51How would you like to have your breakdown in a weekly column?
00:49:55Are you joking?
00:49:56Absolutely not.
00:49:57It's exactly what the readers want to see.
00:50:00It's tragic, yet humorous.
00:50:03Yeah, that's me.
00:50:04Tragic, all right.
00:50:05It's relatable.
00:50:07You'd be the voice of thousands of downtrodden wives who would love to have the guts to do what you did.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:15I'll double your pay packet.
00:50:17You might need the extra money in the divorce.
00:50:20All right.
00:50:21I'll do it.
00:50:22Good.
00:50:23And more pictures, please.
00:50:24I just love seeing the weather in L.A.
00:50:27Oh!
00:50:28And more of that hunky boy.
00:50:33That's exactly what I need.
00:50:35Cheers.
00:50:36To new beginnings.
00:50:37To new beginnings.
00:50:42Seriously, sweetie, you didn't really think you were going to meet George Clooney here, did you?
00:50:47No, of course not.
00:50:48Don't be silly.
00:50:49Anyway, you said you weren't going to mention it again.
00:50:51Well, it's good to have my friend Poppy back in.
00:50:56I love you.
00:50:57I love you too, Princess.
00:50:59I'm just going to write a couple of lines for the column whilst I think of them.
00:51:03Baby's first magazine column.
00:51:08Are you just going to watch me?
00:51:09I'm sorry.
00:51:10I'm just so proud of you.
00:51:12You doing your own thing.
00:51:14It's inspiring.
00:51:18They tell me I'm having a breakdown just because my husband had an affair and instead of mourning
00:51:24in misery, I jetted off to L.A.
00:51:27If this is the definition of a breakdown, I wish I'd had one years ago.
00:51:32You.
00:51:33First Faculty Gin.
00:51:34And I didn't know what's going on, I wish you could.
00:51:35But I wish I would.
00:51:36I would work around you, I would make a break.
00:51:37I wish I was crying.
00:51:38I love you.
00:51:40You, everyone, a
00:51:44Um, a
00:51:47Um, a
00:51:47Was a
00:51:48Look,
00:51:48I Do
00:51:51I
00:51:52Woo
00:51:53F
00:51:55Wow.
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:57This is amazing.
00:51:58You know, when I was growing up...
00:52:02Especially in my experimental teenage years.
00:52:06I used to come up here and just collect my thoughts.
00:52:11This is a very special place for me.
00:52:15I wanted to share it with you.
00:52:18Come on.
00:52:20I love the night sky.
00:52:34It makes me feel so alive.
00:52:37There's a whole world out there.
00:52:40A whole universe.
00:52:42It's funny, I came here thinking I was looking for something.
00:52:46I found you.
00:52:50I'm just not sure where I go from here.
00:52:54You're not going anywhere.
00:52:58I feel like I've known you forever.
00:53:00You have?
00:53:04Because that is what soulmates are.
00:53:08Are you just getting?
00:53:11I do.
00:53:13In fact, this night,
00:53:16it's just begun.
00:53:18Because I have something planned for us.
00:53:22Are we seeing a show or something?
00:53:24Shh.
00:53:25No questions.
00:53:26No questions.
00:53:30In fact,
00:53:32I think Prince will go.
00:53:44For everything.
00:53:46You're welcome.
00:53:48I'm going to make up for the romancing
00:53:50that you have been missing.
00:53:54Now get in the car.
00:53:58To my chariot.
00:54:00Are you ready to leave my queen?
00:54:02You ready to leave my queen?
00:54:04It turned me so hard
00:54:07And you knew his heart
00:54:11Could ruin such a love
00:54:15Into the night
00:54:18I let my music play
00:54:24Into the night
00:54:28My story was the story
00:54:31Oh, I had such a great evening
00:54:34You know, I can really just see myself
00:54:38Having a whole dream with you
00:54:39Wow, I should probably get divorced first
00:54:43Look deep into my eyes
00:54:47I really want to have been to miss you
00:54:50On a whole new level with you
00:54:51I want, like, our animal spirits to make love
00:54:56And I feel that I am the lion energy
00:55:00What do you feel you are?
00:55:04Um, the llama?
00:55:07Yes
00:55:07You know, maybe I'm moving too fast with this
00:55:11But sometimes you've got to think with your soul
00:55:13Rather than your head, right?
00:55:16You've just got to think to hell with scaring her off
00:55:18I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level
00:55:22So I'm going to give you a night
00:55:24That you are never going to forget
00:55:26Are you ready?
00:55:29Yeah
00:55:30Okay
00:55:31Close your eyes
00:55:35Open
00:55:47I want to film you, me, and Irina
00:55:53In a tantric three-way
00:55:55It would be beautiful
00:55:56Are you insane?
00:56:02You don't want to have threesomes with me?
00:56:04No, Irina
00:56:05I don't want to have threesomes with you
00:56:07You tell me she wants threesomes
00:56:10He say you need love for a Russian woman
00:56:12To help you learn good sex
00:56:13I need to learn good sex?
00:56:16You make love beautifully
00:56:17I just know that you're on this whole new kick
00:56:19Of unleashing your inner wild child
00:56:21And I just wanted to do something nice
00:56:22For us as a couple
00:56:23I thought that you would be into it
00:56:25Well, I'm very sorry to disappoint you
00:56:28It's okay
00:56:29You don't have to be sorry
00:56:30What's sorry, sorry?
00:56:32And it's not okay
00:56:33You were going to have sex with my boyfriend
00:56:35And you?
00:56:37I do for you
00:56:37Him?
00:56:39He's not my type
00:56:40Big misunderstand
00:56:41Hey, llama lover
00:56:43You're overreacting
00:56:44Never say that again
00:56:46And take one step closer
00:56:48And I'll really unleash my inner wild child
00:56:50Does Justin know about this?
00:56:52No
00:56:52No
00:56:53This be our little secret
00:56:54And keep it that way
00:56:55Nice knowing you, Luke
00:56:59I mean, would George Clooney want to film a three-way sex tape
00:57:23Put him in the cleaner
00:57:23Maybe?
00:57:26No
00:57:26Because he's a gentleman
00:57:27Well, Poppy, nobody's perfect
00:57:29I mean, I'm sure even George Clooney has flaws
00:57:32And I bet he knows Harry Potter's not from the land down under
00:57:37Luke was hot, though
00:57:40And, oh my goodness
00:57:42He did have the most amazing
00:57:45Poppy
00:57:45Hmm?
00:57:46I think for now
00:57:47You should focus on yourself
00:57:49I mean
00:57:50You don't want to rush into another relationship
00:57:53Do you know what?
00:57:55I think you're right
00:57:56I've never had that screw men moment in life
00:57:59But I'm going to have it now
00:58:01Screw men
00:58:03It's time to focus my energy on something more deserving
00:58:06Good
00:58:06Good
00:58:07Like what?
00:58:09What's with the pumpkins?
00:58:19I've figured it out
00:58:20I know where I need to start putting my energy instead of men
00:58:22Vegetables?
00:58:24No, charity
00:58:25We're going to sell these to raise money
00:58:26It's Halloween soon
00:58:27Not that soon, but okay
00:58:30It's like
00:58:30I'm starting to feel sorry for myself
00:58:32And I saw this article on all the charity work George Clooney does in Sudan
00:58:36He literally goes into war zones to generate attention and action to stop the war
00:58:40Makes me realize I really can't complain about anything
00:58:43Kind of puts it into perspective, hmm?
00:58:45Exactly
00:58:46So, we're going to do this pumpkin drive
00:58:49And I'm going to write about it for the column
00:58:51We?
00:58:59Where's your costume?
00:59:01You're meant to be a pumpkin
00:59:02So are you
00:59:03What happened?
00:59:04They didn't have my size pumpkin
00:59:06So I thought this was the next best thing
00:59:07Anyway, Thanksgiving's not far away
00:59:09It's not till November
00:59:11But you know what?
00:59:13They're British
00:59:13You can get away with it
00:59:14Hey, y'all
00:59:15Ready to sell some pumpkins?
00:59:18Poppy
00:59:19What on earth are you wearing?
00:59:22You do not look like a pumpkin
00:59:24I'm a turkey
00:59:26Don't ask
00:59:27And where's your costume?
00:59:29It clashed with my skin tone
00:59:31But I am wearing orange socks
00:59:33Wear this
00:59:35Right
00:59:36Let's do this
00:59:38People
00:59:43Hear me now
00:59:45And listen well
00:59:46Come and get your pumpkins
00:59:48From the crazy turkey lady
00:59:50Who somehow convinced me to do this
00:59:52On my day off
00:59:53All proceeds go to charity
00:59:56Hello
00:59:58Why are you dressed like a chicken?
01:00:01I'm a turkey
01:00:02You look stupid
01:00:07Marcy, would you like to serve this delight for little boy?
01:00:11I told you it was too early
01:00:18And it's so hot
01:00:21Justin, will you give me a hand?
01:00:31That's more like it
01:00:32Hey, put your clothes back on
01:00:33You're going to drive away all our business
01:00:35Check out the high
01:00:52Hi
01:00:53Can I help you?
01:00:55Oh, it's okay
01:00:56I've got this
01:00:56No, no, no, you're alright
01:00:57I'll handle this, ladies
01:00:58Wow, it looks like you guys are doing amazing
01:01:03You've raised a lot of money
01:01:05People have been very generous
01:01:07Tell you what
01:01:08I'll double it
01:01:09If you
01:01:10Give me a gobble
01:01:12That's disgusting
01:01:13Pervert
01:01:14Poppy, he means like a turkey noise
01:01:16You know
01:01:17Gobble, gobble
01:01:18Oh
01:01:19How about you triple it
01:01:21If she gives you a gobble
01:01:22And I give you a happy ending
01:01:23Justin
01:01:23I'm so sorry
01:01:25We didn't mean to offend you
01:01:26It's okay
01:01:27No offense taken
01:01:28And I'm good
01:01:29Damn
01:01:29Have to try
01:01:30Okay, Poppy
01:01:31It's all on you
01:01:32Um
01:01:32I don't really know how it's a gobble
01:01:34It's like
01:01:35Gobble, gobble
01:01:36Gobble, gobble
01:01:38No, no, it's more like
01:01:40Gobble, gobble, gobble
01:01:42It's not like that
01:01:43It is more like
01:01:44Gobble, gobble
01:01:46Gobble, gobble
01:01:51Collectively terrible
01:01:55Gobble
01:01:56I think you can do the wings at hell
01:01:56Gobble
01:01:57Gobble
01:01:57This is great
01:02:01We raised so much money.
01:02:03So the turkey costume was worth it then?
01:02:05Well, it definitely helped us go viral.
01:02:08What?
01:02:09I tweeted a picture of us in costume.
01:02:11So far, almost 5,000 people have retweeted it.
01:02:14You tweeted me dressed as a sweaty, inflatable pumpkin?
01:02:18Oh, who cares what we look like?
01:02:20Got people talking about the Enough Project.
01:02:22The relief effort led by the great Halloween humanitarian turkey.
01:02:28Ugh. Doom's calling.
01:02:30Sally.
01:02:33Hi, Sally.
01:02:34Stephen called.
01:02:35Why? What did he want?
01:02:37He said you filed divorce papers without even discussing it.
01:02:41I have discussed it. With my therapist.
01:02:44There are two people in a marriage. Something went wrong somewhere.
01:02:47So it's my fault? My husband cheats on me, but I must have done something wrong with it.
01:02:51It would never have happened.
01:02:54Poppy, you know how fond she is of Stephen.
01:02:57And she's just really upset about all this talk of you two divorcing.
01:03:01She's upset?
01:03:02It's not her husband that's lying and cheating. It's mine.
01:03:05Perhaps you could remind her of that.
01:03:06Look, whatever you decide to do, we will support you. You know that.
01:03:10Yeah, well, you might. Not so sure about her.
01:03:14Sorry, Peach. I'm going to have to go.
01:03:19No wonder you don't want to go back.
01:03:21Ugh, I feel bad leaving you on your birthday. But I promise you we're going to celebrate tomorrow.
01:03:32Don't be silly. The wedding plan, I can't miss the wedding.
01:03:34Ugh, I'm so over it.
01:03:36You have such a gift. You should be fully expressing it.
01:03:39Yeah, well, tell my boss that. Just make sure you're not on your own.
01:03:43Marina's around. You two should get together.
01:03:46I think I'll be okay.
01:03:51Have fun.
01:03:52Ugh, I'll try.
01:04:13Eh, my God.
01:04:15I love you.
01:04:17I'm so over and I'm sorry.
01:04:18Okay, you're getting out of here.
01:04:20I'm so away.
01:04:21I'm so dying.
01:04:23I'll be okay.
01:04:25It's nice to meet you.
01:04:26I'm so sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:30I'll be okay.
01:04:31I'm so sorry.
01:04:32I'll be okay.
01:04:34I'm sorry.
01:04:36I'm sorry.
01:04:38I apologize.
01:04:39I'm sorry.
01:04:40I'm sorry.
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:04:42I brought you a cupcake.
01:04:44I thought you'd be with friends today.
01:04:47You're a friend.
01:04:49Kind of. Who I pay.
01:04:51A lot.
01:04:53Justin's working and Mars is on a romantic weekend.
01:04:56Bit different to last year.
01:04:58Steven planned dinner, got tickets to a West End show.
01:05:01I actually had a really lovely evening.
01:05:04Are you feeling homesick?
01:05:08Kind of.
01:05:10I mean, sunshine's nice, but fall is beautiful in England.
01:05:15I have a great group of friends who I miss.
01:05:17Some of the husbands are friends with Steven,
01:05:20so it's going to be interesting.
01:05:22How are you feeling about the divorce?
01:05:32We're fine.
01:05:40You tell me what I do to make right.
01:05:56Happy birthday.
01:05:59Thanks.
01:06:00I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:06:02Lukey.
01:06:03Bad person.
01:06:04He liar.
01:06:05Look.
01:06:06Let's just forget it ever happened.
01:06:07And be thankful he's not around anymore.
01:06:11He has strange eyes, your husband.
01:06:15Like a bug.
01:06:18You know he called me all the time at first.
01:06:20But now he just seems to have given up.
01:06:22I mean, I know I told him not to contact me,
01:06:24but still.
01:06:25If you're a right man for you,
01:06:27he'll come and he'll beg for you to return.
01:06:30And if you now do,
01:06:31in Russia we have a saying,
01:06:33you break your heart.
01:06:34We send Uncle Yakov to break his balls.
01:06:37He's left me.
01:06:38Oh my God.
01:06:39What happened?
01:06:40He got a last minute meeting on the East Coast
01:06:41and just dropped our romantic weekend and left.
01:06:42I thought you meant he'd left left.
01:06:43He has.
01:06:44He's ruined our wine tour.
01:06:45Oh, I was madder than a wet hen.
01:06:46But then he was all,
01:06:47Honey, I'm so sorry.
01:06:48Take my credit card and have some fun with Poppy.
01:06:50So, happy birthday.
01:06:52Oh, this is Irina.
01:06:573Way Irina, we're all right now.
01:07:11Hello.
01:07:12Hello Irina.
01:07:21much about you. So Poppy, we have to celebrate your birthday. Where do you want to go? Vegas.
01:07:29Jerry's Pan. Would you mind if we just stayed home? We could have a nice cozy dinner here. We've
01:07:35got pumpkins left. We could have pumpkin soup and pumpkin pie. Anything but pumpkins. Tequila.
01:07:51I had bad husband in Russia. I didn't know you were married. Da, the reason I leave and come
01:08:00here. He cheated with my sister. He saw all my stuffed by crack. When I tell him to leave,
01:08:06he ran over my dog.
01:08:13Happy birthday to you. I heard there was a slumber party going on. You left the wedding.
01:08:21No, I left the job. Wait, what? I was standing there holding these ridiculous feather headpieces
01:08:27for the swan bridesmaids. My boss was yelling at me and I thought, WWPD, what would Poppy
01:08:32do? She'd just get up and leave and start fresh. So it's time to put my creativity to work.
01:08:38I'm starting my own company. Finally! I'm so happy for you. And I picked up a goodbye gift
01:08:45on the way out.
01:08:46Nah, enough talking. We celebrate birthday Russian style. I get shot glasses. Oh no, not shots.
01:08:52Charlie Chaplin.
01:08:53Charlie Chaplin.
01:08:54Mmm, coffee. Oh. Mmm. You think she's okay? Yeah. She's
01:09:22Russian. They're weans on vodka. Awkward. That's our thing!
01:09:27That's a novice coming in, so we're gonna go to the capes. Okay, we'll move. We're
01:09:31going. Where is it? Is it? Yeah, that one was a rocket. It just sailed over there. See
01:09:36if we can see what it hit. I bet George Clooney wouldn't abandon our romantic weekend.
01:09:41Take a look over here. This is everybody's name. Or if he did, it would be to save orphans
01:09:44in Burma or something. Oh. Get it.
01:09:53Stephen? Stephen? Stephen?
01:09:56Hello Poppy. Uh, can I come in? Stephen, darling. Been too long. Or should I say, not long enough.
01:10:06Justin? Fabulous as ever. Awkward. Come on, Marcy. We'll leave.
01:10:17I can't believe you're here. Shouldn't we go somewhere more private?
01:10:20I'm not kicking Justin out of his home. He was there when we got married. He can witness
01:10:24our divorce too. I'll just be showering away my actions from last night.
01:10:29I had to come. You wouldn't take my calls. What do you expect? You didn't exactly try
01:10:37very hard, did you? I've been here for months. Took you this long to get on a plane.
01:10:42I didn't know how to handle it. I kept thinking she'll come home. I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:10:46How could you do it, Stephen? How could you sleep with someone behind my back and blatantly
01:10:50lie to my face? I mean, I know things weren't great, but at least have the decency to finish
01:10:55it first. I never meant for it to happen. You never meant for it to happen, but let it
01:10:59carry on anyway. It wasn't like that. Well, what was it like? Bird watching. I said both
01:11:06had a good laugh at how gullible I was. We didn't. I didn't. I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:11:12Do I know her? How long's it been going on? Is it still going on? I met her through work.
01:11:18It was just a few weeks. Was she good? Poppy. Do you love her? No, of course not.
01:11:24Well, you're not the only one. I met a guy out here. Luke. He's 29 and a half and he's
01:11:31hot and fit and adventurous in bed and everything you're not. Hurts, doesn't it?
01:11:42I just don't think we can get over this. You had an affair.
01:11:46She said it wasn't a love affair. It was a midlife crisis.
01:11:51He tried to rope me into a threesome with a cleaner.
01:12:00Look, Poppy, just know that when you're ready to come home, I'll be there.
01:12:08Is that it? What?
01:12:10Was that it? How many Richard Curtis movies have I made you sit through?
01:12:15Notting Hill, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Love Bloody Actually.
01:12:19Fight for us! Scream, shout, convince me you can't live without me.
01:12:24When did Hugh Grant ever run up to anyone and say,
01:12:27Well, you know, I'm here. Take your time. No hurry.
01:12:30Actually, somebody always does.
01:12:33That's not the point. It's not about Hugh Grant. It's about you.
01:12:36Look, Poppy, it might be like that in your movies, but it's a little bit different in real life.
01:12:42If that's how you feel, you should have saved yourself the airfare.
01:12:45Have a safe flight home!
01:12:47I can't imagine my life without you. And I don't want to.
01:13:01This is making me want to be in love.
01:13:05But it's fake and too much.
01:13:08Okay, switching gears, nothing makes me feel better than a dip in a tan.
01:13:12Sounds good.
01:13:17This is nice. We should do it more often.
01:13:20Totally.
01:13:25Hello?
01:13:26Why haven't you returned my calls?
01:13:27Oh, hi Sharon. Sorry, I was just about to call you back.
01:13:30Have you checked your work emails lately?
01:13:32Some post of you in a turkey suit raising money for charity has gone viral
01:13:38and we're being inundated with emails.
01:13:40Now, the producers of the three o'clock show have been in touch
01:13:45and they want to try you out presenting a weekly segment.
01:13:48What? About what?
01:13:50Divorce, affairs, women's issues.
01:13:53They like you.
01:13:55Are you joking?
01:13:56I'm not.
01:13:57So you better get your ass on a plane and back to London.
01:14:00I'm not ready to come back yet, Sharon.
01:14:02Of course you are. It'll be great for the magazine.
01:14:04No, everything's still...
01:14:06Seriously, it's a nice offer, but I can't.
01:14:16Sitting there, rollerblading, smoking pot on Venice Beach.
01:14:20I'm not.
01:14:22Duck.
01:14:23I'm not.
01:14:25It's a great surprise.
01:14:26I'm not.
01:14:27It's a nice chance to relax.
01:14:28I'm not.
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:31It's a nice-looking place.
01:14:32You'll be in touch with a crazy настроение.
01:14:35It's a cool challenge.
01:14:36I'm not.
01:14:37No.
01:14:38I'm not.
01:14:39It's a nice-looking place.
01:14:40I'm not.
01:14:41I'm not.
01:14:42I'm not.
01:14:43I'm not.
01:14:44I'm not.
01:14:45I'm not.
01:14:46Honey, this could be a really great opportunity for you.
01:14:50This is the dream.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:52And I know I'll have to go back eventually.
01:14:55But I'm happy here.
01:14:56I feel as though I'm finally being me.
01:14:59Stephen, what? You're still here?
01:15:02Can I just...
01:15:03Come in. Why are you all...
01:15:04Phew.
01:15:05Oh, I can't breathe.
01:15:06Here, honey, some water.
01:15:07I wanted to tell you I do want you back.
01:15:10So I ran.
01:15:12From the hotel?
01:15:13Why didn't you just get a cab?
01:15:15Actually, I drove over here.
01:15:16I ran from the car.
01:15:18Killed me.
01:15:20Anyway, it's a romantic gesture, like in the movies.
01:15:23I do want to fight for you.
01:15:24I came to L.A. to get you back,
01:15:26and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
01:15:28I believe this is yours, Mrs. Wakefield.
01:15:31I battled rose bushes for five days looking for that.
01:15:35My scars have only just faded.
01:15:38Let me just grab my things.
01:15:44Hi, Paolo. It's Justin.
01:15:58Would you be open to having dinner with me this week?
01:16:01I'd love to see you.
01:16:08Wow.
01:16:09This is great.
01:16:10Can't do this.
01:16:11What?
01:16:12We can't do this.
01:16:13We've wasted so many years doing what we think we should do.
01:16:17Let's not settle anymore.
01:16:18George didn't.
01:16:19George who?
01:16:20Let's spend the rest of our lives doing what we want to do.
01:16:21Believe me, Stephen.
01:16:22You'll thank me for this one day.
01:16:23Oh!
01:16:24Hey!
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01:16:50Who the hell is George?
01:16:53Poppy!
01:17:04So it was never about George Clooney.
01:17:06It's about not giving up on happiness.
01:17:09Not settling for what you've got just because it seems the easier option.
01:17:12Well, this certainly is a breakthrough, Poppy, but please make an appointment so we can discuss
01:17:17so we can discuss this further.
01:17:21No, thanks.
01:17:22You've been great, but I'm done talking.
01:17:25I'm gonna start living.
01:17:30See, I'm that good.
01:17:34Sharon, it's Poppy.
01:17:35I'll do it, I'll do the show.
01:17:37If other people can learn from my failed marriage,
01:17:39bad sex, and sleazy threesomes, then...
01:17:43Oh, could you ask her to call Poppy when she gets in?
01:17:46Thanks.
01:17:47And Sharon set me up with a rooftop photo shoot
01:17:49for my last LA column, with a little help from Justin.
01:17:53Guess who is the new preferred wedding designer
01:17:55at the Chic Hotel?
01:17:56That's fantastic!
01:17:57I'm so proud of you, Justin,
01:17:59and I'm so glad that you and Paolo
01:18:00are finally back together.
01:18:03Yeah, well, maybe I wasn't the perfect partner
01:18:05I thought I was.
01:18:06Aw, yeah, he begged me to come back.
01:18:09There's the phone number for Uncle Yaakov.
01:18:12Any man give you trouble, you give him a call
01:18:15and he can break balls for you.
01:18:17Thanks, Irina.
01:18:18A toast to Poppy.
01:18:20To Poppy!
01:18:21To Poppy!
01:18:22To Poppy!
01:18:22To Poppy!
01:18:23To Poppy!
01:18:24To Poppy!
01:18:25Yay!
01:18:25Oh, they look great.
01:18:26Perfect for the last comment.
01:18:28Miss Wakefield, your car is ready downstairs
01:18:29whenever you are.
01:18:30Is there anything else you need from me?
01:18:31No, that's brilliant, thanks.
01:18:43That's brilliant. Thanks
01:19:01Going down and I'll get the next one. Thanks. All right. Have a nice day
01:19:13You
01:19:43There's a certain sound
01:19:47Back to the airport, Carla. No rest for the answer, I guess.
01:19:50Not again.
01:19:56You will hear it
01:20:00It's the sound that lovers hear when they discover
01:20:08There could be no other for their love
01:20:18It's my happy heart you hear
01:20:25Sing it loud and sing it clear
01:20:29And it's so because you're near
01:20:33Be my love
01:20:37Take my happy heart away
01:20:41Let me love you night and day
01:20:45In your arms I want you to stay
01:20:49Fate. It's all about timing.
01:20:53Feel it more and more
01:21:03Like I've never felt before
01:21:08You have changed my life
01:21:11Man isn't calling me that in years
01:21:14You sort of straight man
01:21:16You must be hanging around a lot of
01:21:18Gay straight men
01:21:20I mean blind straight men
01:21:23You know it's possible
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