Scav (2025) Season 1 Episode 3

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00:00We have food out here, and we're trying to get people, trying to recruit assistants,

00:18so hopefully some people will answer the call and do scat things.

00:23I'll admit that for all I say it, I haven't fully adjusted to working with a smaller team,

00:28but I'm liking what I'm seeing when it comes to people finding items they like

00:33and taking off in all sorts of different directions.

00:35Roll up a car.

00:37Roll up.

00:41500 points.

00:42I mean, Tom, 20 points.

00:43Wait, wait, wait.

00:49You've never tried lighting your hair on fire?

00:51No.

00:52OK.

00:54We got to feed mother again.

00:56Oh, we got the Relatio Cherry Gatorade, Scarry, and Pink Lemonade.

01:02Let's do it.

01:02I have this one.

01:03Tom, what pair of heads?

01:04Wait.

01:04I have Relatio Cherry.

01:05No way.

01:06Yeah.

01:07This is huge.

01:08Can you text me the list of items?

01:10I guess I can see it in the Scav Mother channel.

01:12Jennifer, I have a quick question.

01:14How does the Scav Mother thing work?

01:18I have no idea.

01:20I just got some texts about it, like, oh, God, all the time.

01:23Item 103, the Scav Mother is hungry, and you do not want to disappoint her this close

01:28to Mother's Day.

01:29When she posts her cravings in the Discord, you would do well to assemble and respond with

01:33her cursed concoction as quickly as possible.

01:36Is there Starry in the Zen Englishes?

01:41Check.

01:42Go check for Starry.

01:43Be warned, her cravings are as unpredictable as they are unhinged.

01:46Five, three, two points for first, second, and third.

01:50Pink, gold nade, new chances to win that.

01:52I have an favorite.

01:53Do you have any of this stuff?

01:54Oh my God.

01:55I don't think you have to call a nade one, any of this.

01:57Love it.

01:58I don't think so.

01:59I don't think it's worth it.

02:01Yeah, Airhead's right there.

02:03Yeah, okay.

02:04There is no Starry, but there is where that's not...

02:07There's Sprite.

02:08That's not Starry.

02:10They do not have Starry here, which could be a problem.

02:14In the interest of submitting something, I'm going to grab that's Sprite.

02:18Come on, Katie.

02:19We're going on a trip.

02:20We're going on a trip.

02:21Okay, where can we go to get Starry?

02:23There's CVS and there's Walgreens up by 53rd.

02:26Hey, for Magnus.

02:28This is, like, this is real.

02:30This is nerve-wracking.

02:32Don't be...

02:33You ever had nerves before?

02:34No.

02:35For this item, I am the scab mother.

02:37Whenever I have a little craving, I send it in the Discord,

02:41and teams must make it as quickly as possible and send a photo.

02:48How about you?

02:51Oh!

02:51Oh, my gosh.

02:52I actually want to drink this one.

02:55Can we come with?

02:56Sure.

02:57They didn't have Starry, so I got Sprite instead.

02:59That's okay.

03:00I'm seriously...

03:01I meant it when I said I was dehydrated.

03:03There's so many balloons in Mother's Day.

03:05People have moms.

03:07I have a mom.

03:13Do we just...

03:14Do we just pour it?

03:15No, I'm buying this first.

03:17Yeah.

03:18Hello.

03:19Hello.

03:20Hello.

03:20Our substitute, Sierra Mist.

03:26I appreciate your services.

03:29You got it.

03:32There you go.

03:32Wait, we need pictures.

03:34Yeah, yeah.

03:34Okay, I'm going to do the airhead first.

03:36What do you do?

03:38Oh, my God.

03:38Can we change, ma'am, sir?

03:42Shit, shit, shit, shit.

03:44Retake, retake, retake.

03:45Okay, don't drink that.

03:53I'm going to drink it.

03:54You should drink it.

03:55I'm going to drink it.

03:56Very easy.

04:00That's so good.

04:01I'm not drinking it anymore.

04:12First, first, second, or third.

04:21I don't know if anyone has sent a photo of an actual story yet.

04:24One person.

04:25Okay, so we're second.

04:27Second.

04:27We're close to my house.

04:28Oh, good.

04:29That's better than last.

04:30That is better than last.

04:31I think we have hit this so hard.

04:44We hit the ground running on Thursday, and we have not slowed down.

04:46I mean, as you can probably look behind me, the room is full.

04:49It is almost one in the morning, and the room is full, full, full.

04:52It's usually busy, but not at this point on a Friday night.

04:55This is the big batch, the one that we started later.

04:58And if you look at, like, the edges, like, it's pretty like ice cream, like this little

05:02bit.

05:02The edge, like, it's, the texture is good.

05:04It's actually frozen.

05:05The specific prompt is, like, a native Greenland wood carving up the shoreline.

05:11So this is, like, maybe pure right here.

05:13Just carving that and then trying to paint it to make it look more, like, not a two-by-four.

05:18How's your morning profit?

05:20Pretty good.

05:21We're testing it right now, as soon as I make it not garbage.

05:27This is going to be a first time.

05:29Oh, that's so annoying.

05:30Okay.

05:31Nothing ever works on the first try.

05:33You write what you think will work, and then you try it, and then, like, nine things happen.

05:38This Friday is insane.

05:39This Friday is busier than last year's Saturday.

05:42So there's more people here doing stuff today than there was, like, for any given two days

05:50last year, which is pretty crazy.

05:51Now, I don't know whether that actually translates to finished items or whether that just means

05:57a lot of energy and, you know, partial progress on things and pie-in-the-sky ideas about how to

06:03blow up cars.

06:03So it could be a lot of noise and not a lot of actual productivity, but people seem to be having

06:09a lot of fun.

06:10Right now, we're walking on an annotation of my brother, Minnie, my neighbor, my cousin, Minnie,

06:16that's what, my cousin, Minnie, but in Mario.

06:20She's the next friend of the night out of Bowser's castle.

06:23Yes, I am.

06:24He's kidnapped me many times.

06:26Objection.

06:26The witness shows bias.

06:28That's me.

06:30I'm not a student voice.

06:32I'm so sorry.

06:32So the three big-ticket items I would say this year are the moon, which is worth 50 septillion

06:41points, blowing up a car, which is worth 500 points, and an ethically-sourced totem pole,

06:48which is worth 600 points.

06:50That is really swingy, given that I think last year we won with 1,600 points.

06:56We found a seller, an indigenous Alaskan who hand-carves totem poles.

07:01They said they would sell it to us.

07:03Tomorrow we're going on a quest to try an ethically-sourced totem pole, which is a very

07:07big issue for a few reasons.

07:09Firstly, like, an authentic ethically-sourced totem pole is a few thousand dollars minimum,

07:15and we don't have that kind of funny name.

07:16I mean, the one we have now is, what, second-hand bought from?

07:21Second-hand bought from an Alaskan company.

07:24That seems pretty legit.

07:25They do mass-produce totems.

07:27It's unclear whether or not the workers are actually indigenous Americans.

07:31Yeah, we're well compensated.

07:33So it's tough to know.

07:35I think, yeah.

07:36So we'll try and get any documentation we can.

07:38I don't know.

07:38We're picking it up at this guy's house, like, two hours away.

07:41We're taking the train tomorrow, so.

07:43Should be a fun journey.

07:43We're working on attempting to find a car and a place to blow it up and a way to blow it up.

07:49I will say, I think if we blow up a car, an actual car, and no one else does, and we

07:53get full credit, full points, I mean, that's scav.

07:56Like, that's enough points that you just win scav.

07:59The amount of energy that people have spent talking about the goddamn car is driving me

08:16nuts, right?

08:16I want to just plan to inflate a car, then drive it over firecrackers so we'll blow it

08:21up.

08:21That's not what the judge wants, but it's, like, creative and it's interesting and we

08:24can actually start doing it rather than spending endless hours on the telephone trying to figure

08:29out how to go somewhere and blow up a car.

08:31No one's getting the moon.

08:32That's, that's, that's not happening.

08:34Um, even if we take the other idea, which is, like, moon rock, moon rock is so hard to

08:40come by that, that is, blowing up a car is easier.

08:45I don't think that's actually going to end up swinging anything.

08:49Any frustrations?

08:50Anything that you think is not going well?

08:52I think my sleep schedule, which is a little concerning because I plan to be pulling an

08:57all-nighter tomorrow, Saturday night.

08:59Um, yeah, I, I, I need to go to bed soon.

09:03I have not got enough sleep.

09:11So the art gallery event was tonight.

09:14Going forward, I believe Gabe is organizing, trying to get groups together for the showcase

09:19items and then also trying to put together, like, oh, these are the sort of big point items

09:24that are on the actual list.

09:26Let's get some teams together for that as well.

09:28We also have two pretty big events with Scavolympics and Scavenfeast tomorrow.

09:34So I'm expecting headquarters to be pretty busy.

09:37We've got a lot of digital items that are in the works right now.

09:40So I know a lot of people are working on those separately.

09:42I'm sure the kitchen will be back in action tonight.

09:47Tonight, I want to get started on Scavenfeast because that's tomorrow evening.

09:51I don't have a cutting board, so I'm using a paper plate.

09:55Are there any other, um, food items in the kitchen right now, Savera?

10:01There are many food items.

10:03Shall I take you on a tour?

10:04I wanted a tour, yeah.

10:05All right.

10:06In the freezer here, we have a baguette.

10:10Frozen, um, because we are going to use it for baguette fencing tomorrow.

10:14We also have a copy of the Scavenger Hunt list, which has been tongue-hool-ed.

10:19It's covered in, uh, molten sugar.

10:21This is the beginnings of a Jell-O Frisbee.

10:25This is going to be, uh, meat gummy bears.

10:30It's not in the gummy bear form yet, but it is going to be.

10:32I'm really happy with the energy.

10:35Hopefully tomorrow we get even better turnout, but the energy is incredible.

10:41We're all running off of, like, three hours of sleep and red vines.

10:45Now that I actually know how to cut tape and now that I'm using more than, like, a centimeter-long strip,

10:50this is actually, like, coming together.

10:52Here we go.

10:53It's coming together.

10:53I'm seeing visions, and they're the good kind.

11:11How are Snitchcock's completions looking Friday?

11:16Um, it is not too bad, but at the same time, I think we could be making a lot more progress.

11:22I think it's been a little hard to tell who's officially started things versus who has just, like, brought it up.

11:28But nonetheless, I think we're doing steady.

11:31Lee, are you working on any SCAV stuff?

11:34Or is this homework stuff?

11:35Working on my organic chemistry lab.

11:38Okay, then we won't bother you.

11:40I'm not feeling super great about SCAV this year, to be honest.

11:43I had a very stressful last three weeks because I participated in another big U Chicago tradition, which is Hope LARP, which is a class where you role-play the people election of 1492.

11:55So that consumed my life for the last three weeks, and frankly, I'm not really ready to be like, oh, let's do another life-altering thing for four days.

12:03I'm more thinking about, I have a menstrual tomorrow I haven't studied for.

12:06Um, you know, I have lab tomorrow.

12:08Last year, it was just 100% SCAV.

12:11I didn't think about a single thing that was not SCAV.

12:13This year, I would say SCAV is maybe 10, 20% of my brain.

12:18It's not ideal.

12:20I mean, I just feel like I've lost, like, the motor behind SCAV.

12:23You seem to be feeling guilty.

12:26Yeah.

12:27I know I'm not doing as much as Sarah is in any way, and I feel like I should be helping her out more.

12:39But as of this moment, I'm not overly invested in it, I guess.

12:45I'm probably just too cynical.

12:46Lee is something of a dedicated pessimist, but I also think what into it for Lee looks like is going to involve a lot of claiming not to be into it.

12:58But she's been putting in great work for the team, and I'm happy to be working with her.

13:16How are you feeling right now?

13:25Not great.

13:26Um, the come down from the Pope stuff is just intense.

13:29Although, the Pope stuff has me very excited, actually.

13:31Like, from Chicago, wow.

13:33Did you hear that?

13:34I did, yeah.

13:35Big, big deal.

13:36What's it?

13:36Pope Leo, the 14th?

13:3814th, yes.

13:39I did predict Leo, so I feel very happy about that.

13:42Here is proof.

13:44Yes, and you can see that on May 1st, I predicted Leo.

13:49And I was right.

13:50I just vibrate around Pope stuff.

13:51Like, I would literally think of it all day.

13:57So sometimes they'll announce items as the hunt goes on.

14:00It's like TBA on the list.

14:01And one of them was, uh, apparently Gritty has passed away.

14:04And because he was never baptized, we need to baptize him so we can get into heaven.

14:09Is that the one item that you're focused on right now?

14:11Um, yeah.

14:12I guess also, um, I'll do some research for the Doge one.

14:17I mean, really, I should just skim through the list and see what items I can focus on

14:21more so.

14:22And start coming up with a plan for the big event tomorrow.

14:25Are there other people on the team, like, doing stuff off on their own?

14:28I have no idea.

14:29Yeah.

14:29Do you think that there is a world where you come out of scam this year and you were like,

14:35that was a great scam?

14:37I think so.

14:38Like, today, for example, I would have been like, I'm going to do this for scim, I'm going

14:41to do this.

14:41But instead today, like, because of the people election, I basically spent the last three

14:45hours talking about Pope stuff with my Pope friends.

14:47So it's a lot of, like, ups and downs for me.

14:49Like, sometimes I feel it.

14:51And sometimes I don't.

14:52We'll see.

14:53It's Saturday morning of scab, pretty early in the morning, and I'm feeling pretty energized.

15:11Jen said she was going to sleep in.

15:14There is no sleeping in in scab.

15:17Good morning.

15:18For today, I think I'm going to try and get a better idea of kind of what's going on.

15:23What events are today and making sure I can help manage the team all day.

15:27Honestly, how do teams do it with less than, like, we have four captains and I feel like

15:31we need more.

15:31People don't have this many people.

15:33Yeah.

15:34You have 53 people, I think, on the first night.

15:37Yeah, we have 190 people under this part.

15:39Oh, my God.

15:41That's why.

15:42I was talking to Paul Moore and Paul Moore was like, yes, this is equally her, this is

15:46her job and I'm glad I'm not you because there's so many more people.

15:51Yeah.

15:51I was like, I'm glad that I'm not going insane and this is just a hard job.

15:56Hello.

15:57Hello.

15:58We get more and more organized and each day goes on because each day gets more and more

16:03chaotic.

16:05Yeah, each day we start out trying to be organized and then it just all goes to hell very quickly.

16:10Yeah.

16:10One of the projects for this morning is to clean up the space because we have HQ visits.

16:15The judges are coming around to visit our HQ at some point in the evening.

16:19Well, we haven't even begun the making the, like, the theme for the HQ visit.

16:25I don't even know what the theme is at this point.

16:28I am scared to say this.

16:32However, I'm feeling pretty confident.

16:35I feel like as someone who's on the team last year, I think that we are doing probably better

16:41than we did last year.

16:42And concerning the fact that we won last year, I think we're in a pretty good spot.

16:45I also think that going to some events, some of the other teams that we expected to be

16:52threats to us coming into the season have not had as strong of showings as I expected.

16:57However, I also think there are several very big ticket items that could make or break a

17:03scav team.

17:04And if we don't get those items done, that leaves a door open for other teams.

17:08We have a possibility of land in Indiana, which we need to get to and get a car to.

17:20And then we have a possibility of a car in Michigan, which we need to get to and get a car from.

17:27We are planning to get Tannerite probably somewhere going from Michigan to Indiana if it's not too

17:36late for Lowe's to be open.

17:37The land is actually not locked in.

17:39The land is empty.

17:41The land is the biggest issue right now by far.

17:43I mean, and where to put the car after it's closed.

17:46So at the start of looking at the list, on list release, we saw, okay, blow up a car.

17:51And we knew this was the long shot item.

17:53What I was thinking is, okay, how can we do it near UChicago as much as possible to get

17:59it done quickly?

18:00We were seeing, okay, can we use fireworks to blow it up at a junkyard?

18:04I was not particularly thinking about safety, which is why Legal stepped in and told Max

18:09P no to one of their plans.

18:11And through them told us that it's a no-go.

18:14I took that night off.

18:15I gave up on kind of the idea of getting the car item done.

18:20Just it wasn't happening.

18:21Gideon came in and was like, let's get this done.

18:24Little did I know that he was going to start reaching out to people, sending some Hail Marys.

18:29They were going out.

18:30I mean, I think, like, for scab, like, we, if this gets done, I think we win.

18:37If it doesn't, we're kind of cooked.

18:39That's true.

18:39I think his man respond.

18:41Okay.

18:41And I think, honestly, I think, like, we'll know whether our, how cooked our scab is in

18:47the next, like, 40 minutes, because we need to, like, be moving by four if, like, if this

18:52is going to happen, because we don't have an incredible amount of time.

18:57Um, call the guy?

18:58I only have, like, access to him through Instagram.

19:02Got it.

19:02So we, we wait and see?

19:05Wait and see?

19:06We need Brandon Dillon to pull through.

19:08Yes.

19:08Uh, where's our, where's our, where's our scab poke?

19:13We need, we need scab poke blessing.

19:15Scab poke.

19:17Scab poke.

19:18Can we get your blessing to the car?

19:19Yes.

19:20I am blessing this mission to blow up a car.

19:23In nomine patria, e fili, e spiritus sanctus.

19:27Amen.

19:34Okay.

19:35Tell us what's going on.

19:35So, I went to my professor Ada Palmer's office, and I got some stuff, um, and she's a professor

19:42of medieval and renaissance Italian history, so this is that kind of thing, and she also

19:47teaches the pope class that I was in, so I have an in with her, as the kids say.

19:52That's, like, the doja's crown of Genoa.

19:54I got King Henry VII's, uh, costume, and he's from Wales, so I'm going to use that for

19:59the Welsh idea.

20:00There's something else I was going to pick up, but I've totally forgotten about it.

20:02Oh, yeah, more baptism materials, so we can DX and communicate and baptize Gritty.

20:07That'll be really exciting.

20:08I got the dagger there.

20:09Maybe she'll have some other stuff that just seems useful.

20:11She probably will.

20:12Um, yeah.

20:14Item 303, complete a giant grid of baseball players with your dad.

20:28Item 200, at 1 p.m. on Saturday, send a woman to 1528 East 55th Street.

20:34Item 268, a new scabby is joining your team.

20:37Your long-lost nephew, Clifford.

20:40Apparently his name is Bear.

20:42You going to yawn, bud?

20:43You going to yawn?

20:46You going to yawn?

20:48No yawn?

20:50No yawn?

20:51There is a daily game called Immaculate Grid, in which there is, like, a 3x3 grid of players,

20:57and what this does here is it uses all 30 teams, and you have to find intersections

21:01between every team in Major League Baseball.

21:04So it's a collective total of, I believe, 435 squares that these scabbies are filling out,

21:09and in order to be here, they had to also bring their dads.

21:11Hi, I'm Mark Tomalko.

21:12Um, I guess I'm an honorary member of this scab team.

21:15I am a dad.

21:16Are we supposed to talk about favorite players?

21:18What this actually is, is I have gathered this group of women

21:21to go find something at Trader Joe's that I've never seen before.

21:25It's based on a Chris Lemming sketch where he says that women can find things that nobody else can at Trader Joe's.

21:30I present to you one single.

21:33Cherry lime beer.

21:35Wow, I really have not seen that before.

21:37Would you like to see more of them?

21:40I think I'm good.

21:41Designate your team, Clifford, who must report to Hutch immediately after craft services to learn more.

21:46My name is Clifford.

21:47I'm Clifford.

21:48I'm Clifford.

21:49My name is Clifford.

21:50Hi, I'm Clifford.

21:51Hi, I'm Clifford from Snitchcock, and my favorite item is Clifford.

21:56Throughout the hunt, the Cliffords are given specific tasks that they have to do to sabotage their teams,

22:01just like Clifford does in the movie Clifford to his Uncle Martin.

22:05But this particular event is just to watch the movie Clifford, because it's fun,

22:08and to celebrate the effort that the Cliffords are putting into the item throughout the hunt.

22:14I know you're a discolk.

22:16Do you know anyone who was on both the Mets and the Orioles?

22:19So when you saw the legs?

22:20Oh, that is really marvelous, and I have not seen that before.

22:23I've never seen it before either.

22:24So two days ago, I announced to everyone that Gritty was hit by a car.

22:42He has died.

22:43This is very sad.

22:44It is time to elect a new mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.

22:48Everyone here has come up with a new mascot along with a new liturgical direction for the Philadelphia Flyers.

22:56They will all have around 90 seconds or so to introduce their mascot PowerPoint style.

23:02After that, there will be five minutes for mingling, and then we will do voting.

23:06So, I believe that so far, everybody has been talking about taking the Flyers in the wrong direction.

23:12What we need is a less inclusive church.

23:15We need to be as aggressive as possible in persecuting all those who do not agree with us.

23:20To this end.

23:22See, you guys are going to be first on the chopping block.

23:27And that is the direction we need.

23:29I haven't decided on a name yet.

23:30We can do that collectively in the spirit of openness, of disopenedness.

23:34Yeah, I think that's our saying.

23:36Yeah.

23:37Tyranny.

23:39Yes!

23:40Yes!

23:42Tyranny!

23:42Yes!

23:44Tyranny!

23:44Open tyranny.

23:45Together, we will be tyrannical.

23:48Democratic tyranny!

23:49We're not even a pope, we can't do that!

23:51I too fear we have lost our way.

23:53As a gardener, we must look to see what Gritty did right.

23:57Fear.

23:57And what he did right is he struck fear into the children of Philadelphia.

24:02Yes!

24:03He struck fear into the children of Pittsburgh.

24:07I present to you bludgeoning.

24:09He is terrifying.

24:11He is a figure of power with a cape.

24:13Gritty would not want softness.

24:15Gritty would want a figure of strength.

24:17Gritty would want something more.

24:22Bludgy is that something.

24:25Herald of wrath.

24:28Support his claim.

24:30Grummen.

24:32Grummen.

24:33I just have a really strong attachment to the way he's taking the church.

24:47I just don't think any other candidate will be able to follow.

24:50If it's an eight, we have seven votes.

24:52I'm not paying myself, right?

24:54Three times six is 18.

24:55I have seven for me.

24:56Why not?

24:58It's time to vote.

24:59It has to vote, too.

25:00Have a miss.

25:01We had two votes for The Nameless Beast.

25:22Three votes for Blizzy.

25:25And seven votes for Bludgy.

25:28Most importantly, Bludgy will be a backup goalie.

25:37He will be huge.

25:40And that is Bludgy's will.

25:41Additionally, two points from the 25-point involvement will be given to the same six houses

25:47who supported my claim.

25:50And we will cage the beast.

25:51No!

25:51Do you feel like this was an important item?

26:13It was important for me.

26:16I enjoyed it a lot.

26:18Yes, this was a very fun item for me specifically.

26:21It was semi-accurate to, I would say, maybe like an early conclave.

26:25I'm definitely in better spirits.

26:27It was fun being in handball out of the room by the functionaries, aka judges, who refused

26:31to accept my bribes, which I was offended by, even though my bribe was not eating them.

26:36So I guess more of a threat than a bribe.

26:38Three, two, one, wrong claim.

26:39Wrong claim!

26:41Ecstatic.

26:42Could not have gone better.

26:43I truly expected the worst.

26:45Everyone was like, I'm from Philly.

26:46I care lots about Gritty.

26:48Which I conveniently didn't mention that I am from Boston.

26:51Flyers hit the penguins.

26:52It's a thing.

26:56How did it go?

26:57It was amazing.

26:58What?

26:59I just crushed.

27:00It was crazy.

27:01The wrong claim?

27:02Yeah.

27:02We have the papacy and 23 points.

27:04All of our supporters have 12 points, which I thought for sure if you're going to win

27:08this thing, you're going to be value points from the right to your supporters.

27:10No.

27:11And then all the people who didn't support us, who rejected my claim, had only five points,

27:16which includes Snitch Dog.

27:17Relevant.

27:19What was the question?

27:19That is a great question.

27:20So we crushed.

27:21That is a great question.

27:22The wrong claim was thoroughly good.

27:25So the totem pole item on the scav list required ethically sourcing a totem pole for 600 points.

27:37Most items are around 5 to 10 points.

27:40So 600 is worth a lot.

27:42It's a very important item.

27:44Item 218.

27:45Ethically sourced totem pole.

27:46600 points.

27:47So I am looking for the most ethically sourced totem pole.

27:52And the perfect completion of this item is a 25-foot-tall totem pole delivered to judgment.

27:56So I spent hours and hours searching various second-hand marketplaces on the internet.

28:01Craigslist, eBay, Facebook Marketplace, and even reaching out to American Indian associations

28:06in Chicago.

28:08From all of the research, I narrowed down a few sellers.

28:11I messaged them, contacted them, asked them about the provenance of their items.

28:15So we found a totem that was designed as a decorative item.

28:19It was designed as a souvenir, essentially, which is signed and has provenance.

28:24We can link it to a company and a manufacturer so we know where it's from.

28:28And we believe that's the best ethical solution to the problem.

28:31We left at 11.30.

28:33We took a bus to somewhere in Englewood.

28:36Oh, okay.

28:37All right.

28:37So we've made it to the metro stop here at Halstead.

28:40We've got about seven minutes to catch our train.

28:44It should be pretty doable.

28:48And then we're on for another hour.

28:51And then we got to somehow find this guy's house.

28:53And then we got on the metro, took that about an hour south, napped a bit on the way there,

28:59Ubered to this guy's house.

29:01It was contactless.

29:02He left it on the front door.

29:03All right, please, tell them what we got here.

29:05All right.

29:05Here we are in Downers Grove, Illinois, with the totem pole.

29:08And we just picked up from the seller's house and went ready to take the metro back to Chicago.

29:14Amazing.

29:15Wait, can we see the signature and everything?

29:17Oh, sure.

29:17He has a signature.

29:19In total, 30 bucks spent, five hours, but worth it for 600 points or some fraction of 600 points.

29:26I think the judges kind of think they're looking for a large-scale totem pole.

29:30And we've heard that they're pretty inclined to giving partial credit.

29:34Like, the item that's the moon is worth a lot of points, and they said partial moon is partial points.

29:39And so we kind of hope the same thing here.

29:40We don't necessarily anticipate full points.

29:43I'm hoping for 300.

29:44Yeah, I think, yeah.

29:45Anywhere from 100 to 300 feels reasonable for this.

29:47Definitely.

29:48Max P's commitment to making the totem pole acquisition ethical was very impressive.

29:53The size of the totem pole was a massive ding in points for them.

29:57How massive of a ding?

29:59About, it was about a 550-point ding.

30:04Unrelated, have you heard any progress about blowing up a car?

30:08We are trying to figure that out.

30:10I have, I have been urging people to work on that.

30:13As, as we were on a trade most of the day, we couldn't really.

30:16Yeah, we feel that, I don't know, it's important to tackle a lot of the big point items.

30:21So it'd be nice, even if we can't get an actual car and actually blow it up, to do something.

30:26Because it is, what, 500 points?

30:27500 points.

30:28So it's worth making an attempt for partial credit.

30:30I mean, even a tenth of that is 50 points, which is, you know, several items combined.

30:36I'm pretty confident South is doing it.

30:38Blowing up a car?

30:39Blowing up a car.

30:40Yeah.

30:45Do we have anything to update?

30:46He says...

30:47He says something?

30:48Yeah, yeah.

30:48Okay, so we found this guy.

30:50Basically, I searched the keywords, uh, Tannerite, Explosion, and, like, car on Instagram.

30:58And that's how we found this van.

31:00Uh, he, like, filmed basically, like, a reel doing exactly this on some other guy's property.

31:07He seems, like, willing.

31:09Like, he, he asked how much money we were willing to pay, which I think is a good sign.

31:12What did the response say?

31:14Uh, I said $300.

31:16Oh, so he hasn't responded since then.

31:17Okay.

31:18Okay.

31:19Hey, uh, we were messaging on Instagram about the, uh, the car.

31:33I have a bunch of people, like, anxiously gathered around me awaiting news.

31:37So it's, for, uh, UChicago is something called scab, which is, it's, like, the world's largest scavenger hunt.

31:44So the items are, like, you know, bring the dean of the college bound and gagged and, and a lot of weird shit.

31:50And one of the, uh, one of the items this year is to explode a car, and it's worth 500 points, which is, uh, an obscene amount of points.

31:59It's, like, enough for our team to win, clear the game, win the game.

32:02So we need, basically, private property in, uh, Indiana.

32:06Um, so we have, I think, a car or a car chassis that we can, we can tow down there.

32:13Um, we have a rifle, I think, we've been, an SKS.

32:18I don't know if that's, like, high enough caliber to set off the, okay.

32:22Okay.

32:23Um, okay.

32:25Perfect.

32:25Yeah.

32:27I wish you guys had plenty of stuff.

32:31Oh, it's, it's gonna be, uh, today, I think.

32:33Of course, of course, yeah, feel free to record.

32:44After the, done, done.

32:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:46We can't even get there until, uh, pretty late, I think.

32:50Do you think you could help us?

32:52So we don't have that much experience with, uh, firearms or, or munitions.

32:57Do you think you could help us purchase the, the Tantalite and, and get everything set up?

33:01Uh, Tantalite, uh, yeah.

33:08Holy shit.

33:11Oh, yeah, amazing.

33:13Thank you, Brandon, that you've actually saved us.

33:15Yeah, all right, perfect.

33:16Send me the address.

33:17We'll, uh, we'll get everything together.

33:19Everything's in motion.

33:24Holy shit.

33:25Holy shit.

33:27Oh, my God.

33:58Holy shit.

34:02All right.

34:08All right.

34:09Vot.

34:10All right.

34:11All right.

34:12Come by.

34:13All right.

34:16Any?

34:17You.

34:18Come by, hopefully.

34:21Come by.

34:22Have some.

34:23Hey, Grace.

34:24Take care.

34:25All right.

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