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00:00I know you love when I come in and say, I've got a Florida story for you.
00:10What did your friend in Florida do now?
00:12So I have a couple friends that are still single in South Florida.
00:18And my one girlfriend sends me a picture yesterday.
00:22And it's of a Target.
00:23And there is like axe slashes in the Target.
00:33She went axe throwing.
00:33She went axe throwing on a date.
00:36And she sends, I didn't even want to go before she sends me the picture.
00:42And I'm like, what is she talking about?
00:44So I pick up the phone and I call her and she's like, I went on a date.
00:49This dude wanted to take me to an axe throwing bar.
00:53She's like, I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
00:55I did not want to go.
00:56He said something stupid.
00:57So I threw the axe at him.
00:58No, no, no, no, no.
01:00But she was like, he was really cute.
01:02So I did go.
01:05And she's like, look at the picture.
01:07And I'm like, OK.
01:08So I look again at the picture and I'm like, oh, my gosh.
01:12I was like, this is your Target?
01:14She's like, yeah.
01:15I was like, have you ever been axe throwing before?
01:19Because that's really good.
01:21Was it?
01:21I mean, she hit like almost every bullseye.
01:24Come on.
01:25And she said that was the same reaction he gave me, like to the point where he was like,
01:30um, I'm probably going to have to check your background because I feel like you might be
01:34an assassin.
01:37He's like, you're way too good at axe throwing for never have been before.
01:40That's really funny.
01:42Like for my kids, especially my daughter, Ruby.
01:45I never know when she's around.
01:48Oh, she's like she's real quiet and sneaky.
01:51Yes.
01:52She scares me all the time.
01:54I turn around and she's right there.
01:55So she's like a silent walker would be her assassination skill.
02:00Yeah.
02:00I could BS my way out of anything, Lauren.
02:04You can.
02:04Oh, my gosh.
02:06That would be a good skill.
02:07I don't like you could give Mania a topic and he will get himself in or out of trouble
02:13every single time.
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