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00:00he's definitely dead he was dying of cancer we saved him months of bone
00:12crushing pain Charlie I'm Sean George's niece I flew in yesterday from the UK
00:17this is not a love connection the connection is you kill their uncle and
00:21it corresponds to the bruises on his legs doesn't look like he went peacefully
00:30clean yourself up and come to work this case it's possibly paint I would take
00:34these samples to the lab and get them tested I still do all of your
00:37accounting paperwork for free I never asked you to do it for free you got a
00:40problem I saw
00:44that meeting's ready to go now if you are
01:01here's trouble hey all right imagine the cheese and crackers that would go with
01:11that nice cuppa mum
01:31oh for fuck's sake oh good morning oh can I help you with that I can manage
01:56look it's been tough hasn't it poor George dying so sad I think it's just
02:02knocked us all for six hasn't it look um know what it's like it was night the
02:11old eyesight's not what it used to be and you couldn't have seen what you thought
02:15you saw because it didn't happen I'm happy just to let it go at that
02:20right it's not that I'm not deeply concerned that the accusations you have
02:26made I'd hate to think that it's got anything to do with my brother and I
02:31being of course yes good 20 grand I'm sorry you heard me I don't think you
02:48really understand the situation you must be very important let me save some of
02:56that valuable time of yours 20 grand simple as that
03:07you'll get charged with dangerous driving causing death stay befriend her if she has
03:16any questions she comes to you hi hi
03:22so it's like that is it
03:43like what
03:46like what
03:47gonna let me down gently with a cup of tea
03:54no no I like you Sean and I like this it's like this could be a thing or at least a thing before the
04:01I like you, Sean.
04:04And I like this.
04:07It's like this could be a thing.
04:11Or at least a thing before the actual thing.
04:16Did you really think I was dumping you?
04:20Would be the first time I was dumped after sex.
04:24All those blokes are dickheads.
04:26Assuming that they're all blokes.
04:28I don't mind either way, no judgement.
04:32Maybe just stop.
04:34Stop talking.
04:35Okay, good idea.
04:36Good idea.
04:39You know what?
04:41Wait here, I'm going to show you something.
04:44Okay.
04:53Have a look at that.
04:58Adventure World?
04:59Perth's number one theme park and tourist attraction.
05:04Doesn't ring any bells.
05:07Oh, this is your special place.
05:09You mentioned it the other night.
05:11But you've been before.
05:13No, I told you.
05:14It's my first time in Australia.
05:15It's my first time in Australia.
05:17So thank you.
05:19It's my sweet.
05:21Really weird.
05:23But sweet.
05:24I have to tell you the truth your woman's got a new man
05:54Many barracks for the eagles
05:57And he's already kicked it clean between those two big sticks
06:02No
06:03His ute was parked out the front of your house this morning
06:06She was kissing him goodbye
06:09With a fervor
06:10They suggested he'd be back inside real fucking soon
06:14And he was
06:16Day morning
06:17Undoubtedly
06:19Oh yeah just there thanks love
06:26Okay so given
06:28The debilitating loss that you are dealing with Roddy
06:32Yeah
06:33I'm gonna cut you some slack
06:35I'm gonna take this case off your hands
06:37Look after those samples for you
06:39And I want you
06:41To have a nice quiet lie down
06:44No
06:47This is where I make a stand
06:49Yeah
06:50No
06:51Yes I will do this job for you
06:52You really don't have to Roddy
06:53And I will work
06:54Roddy
06:55Harder
06:56Than I have ever worked in my life
06:58And I will win my woman back
06:59Joy's Nan
07:05That's vodka
07:06Lotta
07:07I asked for lemonade June
07:09You had one job Chloe
07:11I know what you're doing
07:15You're testing me
07:18Tempting me
07:20To make sure I have the strength to make this work
07:24I'll show everyone
07:27I'll do it for you June
07:30And I'll do it for my woman
07:33Good
07:34And Roddy
07:35I will take care of those samples
07:38Okay
07:39No
07:40No
07:41You don't have to worry
07:42Because you know what
07:43I've already dropped them at the lab
07:44Last night
07:46That's how serious I am
07:49Great
07:50I'm back
07:51Great
07:52I'm back
07:53Woo
07:54Great
07:56So have you got rid of her yet?
07:59Well the fine got rid of June
08:01Fucked her off
08:03Marched her onto an international flight
08:05And got her the hell out of Australian airspace
08:07Got rid of her num nuts
08:09Where are you?
08:11Oh
08:12His front yard
08:13You're still there?
08:15You told me to stick with her June
08:18I said stick with her not stick it into her
08:21But I did find something
08:22What?
08:24I found out she has a flexible return ticket
08:36And hasn't set a date back
08:37Get her on that fucking plane
08:39Well don't shout
08:41Jesus Charlie
08:42Can you please just put your dick away and get her out of the country
08:45What?
08:46Before we both end up in prison
08:47Before we both end up in prison
08:48No
08:49No
08:50No
08:51No
08:53No
08:54No
08:55No
08:56No
08:57No
08:58So
08:59The
09:01Is
09:02Um...
09:08Babe!
09:10Oh, sorry.
09:13How was your day?
09:13Hi.
09:14I've been doing a lot of thinking.
09:18Ooh, what's that?
09:20This.
09:22Uteni's take-away.
09:24What is the occasion?
09:27Just treating my wife.
09:29Well, that is lovely. Thank you.
09:33Just while I remember, how would you feel about maybe chucking Charlie some cash?
09:42I mean, would you stop breathing if it wasn't for us?
09:46How much?
09:47Well, I looked at the joint account and there was a little bit of a kick in the ovaries, but I think we can manage it.
09:53How much, June?
09:5520 grand?
10:00Cool.
10:02Yeah, that's a lot.
10:07Whatever happened to handouts to keep my fucking people enslaved?
10:16Well, you see, I was looking at it more like a hand up.
10:20So, what I was thinking was that I want to do another egg retrieval.
10:31Okay.
10:32Well, just because I thought that after the last miscarriage and all of that, I thought that maybe we had put that aside for a little while.
10:48Yeah, we kind of never had that conversation. I mean, unless you've changed your mind.
10:55No. No.
10:58It's just last night with Charlie and Sian. Everything was good. It's like, body feels good. We feel good.
11:05So, you know, we need that 20k for our family.
11:12Of course. Of course we do.
11:15No, Charlie, you'll be fine.
11:25Here you go.
11:26Cheers.
11:36Are you hovering?
11:39Just curious?
11:41What are you doing?
11:43Just going through Uncle George's things.
11:44He's got grocery receipts and sheet music and old mobile phones.
11:52Who knows what dark secrets Uncle George is hiding?
12:14So...
12:31You've never been to Perth before?
12:33Well, I told you. Never been to Australia.
12:37But you spent time with your uncle before?
12:40Yeah, he came to the UK a few years ago.
12:44And there's no cousins or anything. It's just you.
12:49Why are you asking?
12:53Just curious.
13:01You're cute when you're curious.
13:06Why don't you play us some Charlie Pride?
13:10You're like Charlie now.
13:11I like what comes after.
13:13I like what comes after.
13:14I like what comes after.
13:18I love you.
13:20I like what he's talking about.
13:22Goodbye.
13:24I like what you're saying.
13:26I like what' I'm saying.
13:27I like what are you doing when I'm talking about.
13:29I like what you got.
13:30I like what you're saying.
13:33I like what you're saying.
13:35OK, I want to ask you.
13:37I like what I'm saying.
13:38I'll see you back inside in a sec.
13:49Hi Zoe.
13:52June.
13:55I thought...
13:59I thought I'd never see you again.
14:05I've missed you.
14:08I've missed you.
14:38I made a promise, and I failed.
14:44I made a promise, and I failed.
14:56It's like Shaz always says.
15:01But you said the lab was fast-tracking the samples.
15:05Yes, no, you're right, Shan, they were, but now they've been, um...
15:09...misplaced.
15:10It's not your fault.
15:14Actually, the, uh, investigating officer always assumes responsibility.
15:18It's very noble of you, Roddy.
15:20And I'm sure Shaz is gonna see it that way.
15:22Just it's... it's not so easy for me.
15:26But he did everything right.
15:29Roddy.
15:31I have to ask you this.
15:34Mm.
15:36Were you drinking when you dropped in the sample?
15:38June.
15:40No.
15:41I'm just doing my due diligence, which you didn't do, but that's okay.
15:43You've admitted that there was a problem.
15:45Good for you, Roddy.
15:46Now, just...
15:49...put your invoice on my desk when you're ready.
15:53And I'm so sorry that it's entered this way.
15:57Cup of tea, anyone?
15:59Uh, no, actually, I've gotta... gotta go.
16:01So, um...
16:02Some of us have jobs to get to.
16:05Would you believe it?
16:06Charlie, could I just, um...
16:11It's gonna hurt a lot more if you're in lock-up.
16:14No, I just saved our asses, but that woman in there...
16:17...is gonna steal fuckers.
16:20So, please...
16:21...get rid of her.
16:22Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:24Okay.
16:35You were right.
16:37I'm important.
16:38I know people.
16:40And you...
16:42...don't get to tell me what to do.
16:45Okay.
16:47I'm a very successful lawyer.
16:48You're an old-age pensioner.
16:50I know half of state cabinet.
16:51You know no one.
16:54You're nothing.
16:56You got nothing.
16:58And that's what you're gonna get.
17:01Nothing.
17:14Take care, Roddy.
17:15Sorry, I couldn't give you the truth, Sean.
17:29Sorry, Jean is such a fucking bitch.
17:34What's up with her?
17:36It's family.
17:38You have to love them.
17:42Yeah.
17:43Sorry again, Sean.
17:44I'll do with you.
17:45I'm sorry.
17:51I'm sorry.
17:54I'm sorry.
17:55I'll go there.
17:56Okay.
17:58Great.
18:00That's what I need.
18:01Great, that's what I need.
18:24Your sister's full on.
18:25She is alright.
18:28Is she?
18:29Hey y'all, you're out of matches.
18:39Thanks.
18:44Are you sure you've never been to Adventure World?
18:57Look, I'm sorry that I wasn't excited enough about your Adventure Land.
19:02World, Adventure World.
19:04Maybe if it's so important to you, you should tell me before you give me the tickets.
19:07It's not that.
19:09I've got a lot on my mind, in case you couldn't tell.
19:10And that's that weird shit that your sister just pulled.
19:12This is George, right?
19:14With his darling niece.
19:17Earth, 1999.
19:20If you've never been to Australia before, how can this be you?
19:29I just need to know.
19:35Right?
19:36So you are just like all the others.
19:42I am such an idiot.
19:49Yeah, you came off all gentle and kind.
19:52It's all cups of tea.
19:54And then you start asking me questions, being suspicious of me.
19:59It's a pretty reasonable question.
20:00Yeah, that's what they all say.
20:02And then they start following me down the street and monitoring my phone calls and telling me who I can and can't see.
20:09Do you want to put some spyware on my phone?
20:12Because you would not be the first boyfriend to do it.
20:15Boyfriend?
20:16Actually, just go.
20:17I need you to leave so I can get on a plane and forget you ever existed.
20:21No, just go!
20:30The bus only comes every hour.
20:32Right.
20:39It's all you can see.
20:41Sorry.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44You're here.
20:45I'm sorry.
20:48I'm sorry.
20:49Let's go.
20:59Why don't you give us a few moments?
21:03It's been a long time for us.
21:04I'm not going to pass any of us.
21:06You're going to pass any of us.
21:07I'll just throw it in my eyes.
21:08I think the font's perfect Edith, I think you've done a great job.
21:35We need prices on everything.
21:38Josh, that goes out the back, sorry, hello.
21:40Hey babe.
21:41Hi babe.
21:42Sorry I didn't get your call before, how's your day?
21:46It has been frantic because we had an issue with a Hermansburg ceramicist, so I've been
21:50in damage control with the sponsors, Ricky, that goes out there, but I have some good news.
21:55June?
21:56You there?
21:57June?
21:58Darling?
21:59I'm sorry, sorry, you have good news, tell me.
22:12Yeah, Dr Gilley's had a cancellation, so we can go in at 2 o'clock for the initial tests.
22:17If you can make that work.
22:20Yes, I can, I can make that work.
22:22I will see you there.
22:23I've got to go, I love you.
22:25Bye.
22:26Okay, Edith I need waddles all down the centre.
22:35Thanks, Edith.
23:50Yes?
23:50Yeah. I'm hearing about your workers' compensation package. Mind if I come in?
23:58Did she send you?
24:02I have no idea who you're talking about.
24:05Who'd you say you're working for?
24:06No, that's... that's not important, Barry, considering what's on the line for you.
24:11Oh, the doctor signed off on me. There's no way I can work.
24:16So, why are the CCTV cameras for, mate? It's quite an oppressive set-up.
24:21Burglars? It's terrible around here.
24:24But, uh, they've been on the blink a fair bit.
24:26Two black fellas been hanging around here lately. A man and a woman. Have you seen them?
24:32They said someone smashed George's name. They talked about the cameras too. Said I couldn't help them.
24:38Because they're on the blink. Right?
24:44Right.
24:47Oh, Barry.
24:49Barry, now that... that surprises me.
24:52Why?
24:54Well, Barry, you see, cams are usually trained back on the property so you can see what's happening to the house.
25:02Yours, well, they face the street.
25:06Not much use if you're worried about burglars, but quite handy if you're scamming compo.
25:15Barry, that door. Mind if I have a look?
25:19Good man.
25:29Do you back up your footage, Barry?
25:31Yes.
25:33Good man.
25:44Oh, for fuck's sake, Charlie. What now?
25:47Well, that's not very friendly.
25:48Just make it quick. I've got an appointment to get to.
25:52She kicked me out.
25:54Sharn.
25:54And you thought I'd have time to sympathize.
25:56Well, maybe you were right.
25:58Maybe it was a terrible idea. I don't know what I was thinking.
26:00You never think, Charlie.
26:02Is that all?
26:03Like, how was it ever going to work out between us?
26:05I've got to go. My assistant's calling.
26:08Yeah, yeah.
26:09Hey, have you looked over that paperwork yet?
26:11Paperwork?
26:11About Kaya moving to the other side of the country and never be seen again?
26:14Yes, yes, I will once you stop bringing me, could you just man up, Charlie?
26:19I've got to go. Your accountant's here.
26:22Good.
26:24Stevie.
26:24Mate, what time do you call this?
26:27Opening our ones?
26:33Nice and warm in here.
26:35Yeah.
26:35Okay, this won't take a moment. Sales were good last month.
26:40Really?
26:41I thought they were pretty slow.
26:44It's all good.
26:45Sign away.
26:46Okey-dokey.
26:56Page nine.
26:57There's a few pages missing here, brother.
27:06Oh, they must have fallen out.
27:07That's no biggie.
27:08No stress.
27:10Sort it.
27:13So you moved your rock section.
27:16The old classic.
27:21Nice.
27:21Nice.
27:21You know what, brother?
27:34I'll sign when I see the figures.
27:37Have you even read the ones you've got?
27:39Not yet.
27:40Well, give them to your sister. That's the way this has always worked.
27:43Yeah, well, I'm looking after the bookkeeping from now on.
27:46And I won't sign till I see the figures.
27:49Why?
27:50Because it's my shop.
27:55Sure, mate.
27:59I'll be off then.
28:12Jif, this came for you.
28:15An old lady dropped it off?
28:19Thanks, Sam.
28:20It's you.
28:41You're welcome.
28:42I'm sorry.
28:45This footage from the night George died?
28:58Yes.
29:04That car stayed there for a while.
29:0815 minutes, maybe?
29:12You see that?
29:15Anybody else seen this?
29:33Huh?
29:34You see that?
30:26Kate Hammond?
30:28Kate Hammond?
30:30Yeah, hi.
30:56Kate Hammond.
30:57Kate Hammond?
30:58Randy Ironson?
31:01Like I'm robbing a bank for that
31:03Money, money
31:05Put your hands in the air like a stick
31:07We gotta get the
31:08Money, money
31:10And I'm gonna get it damn right
31:11I do it for my fam
31:12I get the
31:13Money, money, money, money
31:15You want how much?
31:18I say 20 grand
31:20You've got that money, June
31:23It's a liquidity issue
31:27And the misses, you know
31:30Yeah, yeah, of course
31:32No problem
31:34Anything we need to worry about?
31:41Oh, what can I say?
31:42Women
31:42Step out of line once
31:44And they never let you forget it
31:46Right, and are we
31:49Stepping out of line?
31:54No
31:55It's good to hear
31:59Now
32:02We're not used to seeing you like this, June
32:14Like what?
32:17Like everyone else
32:18Would you like to book a follow-up appointment?
32:36No
32:37No, I don't think so
32:40Oh
32:41Yes
32:45Yes
32:46Hi
32:57Hi
32:58Hey
32:59I was hoping I'd find you here
33:01Well, it's my shop
33:05Sorry
33:07I've been talking to June too much
33:10It's okay
33:11Kaya
33:14Kaya
33:20This is Sean
33:22Hello
33:23Hi
33:23I hope this is okay
33:26Your dad told me that you really like Manga
33:29So
33:29I thought you might like this
33:31What do you say?
33:35Thank you
33:36You're welcome
33:36Go on
33:38I wanted to explain something to you
33:49I lied
33:52About never having been to Australia before
33:54We came out here when I was a kid
33:58And
33:58Well, we went back broken
34:01My dad was drinking as usual
34:04And then he got violent
34:07And it all fell apart
34:09And I never saw him again after that
34:11Basically everything terrible that's happened in my life
34:15And
34:15It's been
34:17Pretty bad
34:18Charlie
34:19It all started on that trip
34:22So
34:23I lied
34:24Because I didn't want to tell you about it
34:26I'm so sorry
34:30It's okay
34:31No
34:31I've been such a
34:33Such a dick
34:35You know
34:36I've just been stressed
34:39And
34:39It's fine
34:40No
34:40I'm sorry
34:42I really
34:48Really like you
34:51Yeah
34:58I really like you too
35:01Call me if you like
35:06Okay
35:08Bye, Kaya
35:12Bye, Miss
35:13I want you to understand
35:28This is not
35:29An admission
35:30Is that clear?
35:33This is a gesture of goodwill
35:35Goodwill?
35:39Yes
35:39And I can't help but feel
35:43There's been pressure spark
35:44A little of that lately
35:45That must be difficult
35:49So
35:50This is the end of it
35:52This is the end of it
35:54You look tired pet
36:12It's no wonder is it
36:15You're a very important lawyer
36:18With a lot of responsibility
36:20On those shoulders of yours
36:22Let it go now pet
36:25You've done everything you can
36:29Looked after everyone
36:31Doesn't that sound good?
36:34You're a part of it
36:56Oh
36:56Fuck
36:56Fuck
36:57Romain
36:57Fuck
36:58Fuck
36:58Fuck
36:58Fuck
36:59Fuck
37:00Fuck
37:00Fuck
37:00Fuck
37:01Fuck
37:02Fuck
37:02Fuck
37:02Fuck
37:02Fuck
37:03Fuck
37:03Fuck me dead, Roddy!
37:08What the fuck are you doing here?
37:10I was just dropping in my invoice, cuz.
37:13You couldn't email it?
37:15No, no, I wanted to do it proper ways.
37:20In person.
37:22Oh, Sian said something about a garden gnome of George's.
37:34She was wondering what happened to her. Any idea?
37:39Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the one.
37:42Drank himself stupid, regretted his life choices,
37:45fucked up over East.
37:47How the fuck would I know, Roddy?
37:49Just put this on Sam's desk on your way out.
37:54Yeah.
37:57Will it do?
37:58I'll be seeing you.
38:12June?
38:19I'm so happy.
38:21Just
38:24Dude.
38:27ist
38:49who is it it's me it's TV now a good time always is for you
39:19he didn't sign I said he wants to see the other sales figures then he won't sign
39:25anything he hasn't checked first what does he want I think he wants to know
39:30about the business well could you tell him to mind his own fucking business you
39:36know we don't need any trouble with this right June
39:41leave it with me Stevie I'll fix it
39:48okay
40:11oh
40:21oh
40:23oh
40:27oh
40:29oh
40:31oh
40:33oh
40:37Kate open the door
40:59fuck's sake
41:04Kate I'm I'm so sorry
41:11I know I stuffed up can you please just let me in
41:18Kate
41:25just like old times what your wife kicking you out no dickhead ask this
41:39so you stood Kate up at the IVF clinic I just forgot you you forgot I'm human apparently
41:58do you even want kids
42:09God Charlie of course I do not all of us can accidentally impregnate a one night stand can
42:15you please just make the bed yes
42:23yes
42:24well it's no Egyptian cotton but it'll do
42:28really
42:29oh come on Charlie just sign it
42:32you said you weren't looking after my accounts anymore
42:34we all say shit when we're a bit wild don't we just sign
42:38I don't want to
42:39doesn't matter what you want
42:40it's my shop
42:41I paid for it
42:42why are you being such a mole
42:43why are you being so stupid
42:45I just want to know what's going on with my business
42:48oh and then you're gonna sign are you
42:50I'm going for a walk
42:54what now where
42:57anywhere buddy
43:24I'm going for a walk
43:51Sorry, I was gonna call, but then I just took the bus, but the bus takes ages, can I, can I come in?
44:21I can come in.
44:51I don't know.
45:21Sean?
45:51I don't know.
46:21I don't know.
46:51I don't know.
46:52Oh, I don't know.
46:53I don't know.
46:54I don't know.
46:55Yeah.
46:56I don't know.
46:57That meeting is ready to go now if you are.
46:58Here's trouble.
47:02Hey.
47:03Hi.
47:04Hi!
47:06Imagine the cheese and crackers that would go with that, eh?
47:09It's really as big as it goes.
47:11Oh my God, look how big it is!
47:13What can I get you?
47:14Two lives.
47:15Oh my God.
47:17Hold on, hold on.
47:20Wait.
47:26It's 20 inches.
47:34Oh, it came out good, though.
47:36What do you think?
47:37What should I catch on it?
47:38Maybe...
47:39Oh, that's good.
47:40Oh, you're clever.
48:04What do you want?
48:12I agreed to a lot of things.
48:15Play the grieving niece, sign the papers.
48:17And you're getting paid for it.
48:19What have you got me into?
48:21You don't need to know.
48:25What have you done?
48:31What have we done, you mean?
48:34Uno.
48:44He's home
48:53What is the difference, man?
48:56It's suddenly different, man.
48:59I got all this time on the mic.
49:03When did I find my fate, I don't think I'd be different than me.
49:12I guess time has helped me save.
49:18I lost all that's in front of me.
49:26There's a book or sugar?
49:27Yeah.
49:28Top shelf, huh?
49:33I took over the dumbest thing I said.
49:37To dance in with our way, I don't know about me.
49:42Get down!
49:46I don't know the love about me.
49:49I don't think I'd be different than me.
49:52I don't know the love about me.
49:55I don't think I'd be different than me.
50:03No, I can't stand a crybaby.
50:12Just sign the fucking financials!
50:14Why?
50:15I take it you recognise me?
50:16Means at least, you know, what I'm capable of.
50:18What you've done, you need to get out now.
50:21Want more?
50:30All episodes are now streaming on SBS On Demand.
50:51On Demand.
50:53And I'll see you next time.
50:54You can call me a new TVC.
50:57I'm sorry.
50:59You can call me a new TVC.
51:00I'll see you next time.
51:01As soon as you're watching...
51:02...and I'll see you next time.
51:03I'll see you next time.
51:05See you next time.
51:06Oh, God!
51:07Bye!
51:08Bye!
51:09Bye!
51:10Bye!
51:12Bye!
51:13Bye!
51:14Bye!
51:16Bye!
51:17Bye!
51:19Bye!
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