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00:00Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer, fun for all that children call their favorite
00:23time of near, sound effects in the air, carols everywhere, olden times and ancient rhymes
00:39of love and dreams to share.
00:48I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus.
00:50Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy.
00:52I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.
00:58I just don't understand Christmas, I guess.
01:01I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but
01:05I'm still not happy.
01:07I always end up feeling depressed.
01:09Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who could take a wonderful season like Christmas
01:14and turn it into a problem.
01:16Linus, he's right.
01:17Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest.
01:22Sleigh bells in the air, beauty everywhere.
01:35Year's night.
01:36Hale is the only person I know who's whose personaje is the best.
01:38The reverse Josh says, his name to nerd.
01:41You're the only person I lovedalı character.
01:44Let's do it.
01:46Soul bells in the air, pop up.
01:48The asthma is the bestial day.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:52Paul said this thing is absolutely true.
01:54The moon as we could always see
01:58In such a dream
02:00Oh, man!
02:16Lance!
02:18Nobody sent me a Christmas card today.
02:20I almost wish there weren't a holiday season.
02:22I know nobody likes me.
02:24Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
02:29Thanks for that Christmas card you sent me, Violet.
02:32I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.
02:37Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
02:43Pigpen, you're the only person I know
02:45who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
02:47Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue.
03:01It's fun.
03:03Mmm, need sugar.
03:06It's too early.
03:07I never eat December snowflakes.
03:11I always wait until January.
03:13They sure look right to me.
03:15You think you're so smart with that blanket.
03:42What are you going to do with it when you grow up?
03:45Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
03:47I think you have a customer.
03:58I think you have a customer.
03:58Can I help you?
04:07I'm in sad shape.
04:09Wait a minute.
04:09Before you begin, I must ask that you pay in advance.
04:12Five cents, please.
04:12Boy, what a sound.
04:19How I love to hear that old money clink.
04:21That beautiful sound of cold hard cash.
04:23That beautiful, beautiful sound.
04:25Nichols, nichols, nichols.
04:26That beautiful sound of plinking nickels.
04:30All right, Mel.
04:31What seems to be your trouble?
04:33I feel depressed.
04:35And I should be happy.
04:36I'm not.
04:37Well, as they say on TV, the mere fact that you realize you need help indicates that you
04:42are not too far gone.
04:44I think we better pinpoint your fears.
04:46If we can find out what you're afraid of, we can label it.
04:49Are you afraid of responsibility?
04:51If you are, then you have hypngeophobia.
04:54I don't think that's quite it.
04:55How about cats?
04:56If you're afraid of cats, you have alerophasia.
04:59Well, sort of, but I'm not sure.
05:01Are you afraid of staircases?
05:03If you are, then you have climacophobia.
05:05Maybe you have thalusophobia.
05:07This is fear of the ocean.
05:08Or chephorobia, which is the fear of crossing bridges.
05:11Or maybe you have pantophobia.
05:13Do you think you have pantophobia?
05:15What's pantophobia?
05:16The fear of everything.
05:18That's it!
05:21Actually, Lucy, my trouble is Christmas.
05:23I just don't understand it.
05:25Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.
05:27You need involvement.
05:28You need to get involved in some real Christmas project.
05:31How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?
05:34Me?
05:34Do you want me to be the director of the Christmas play?
05:38Sure, Charlie Brown.
05:39We need a director.
05:41You need involvement.
05:42We've got a shepherd, musicians, animals, everyone you need.
05:46We've even got a Christmas queen.
05:48I don't know anything about directing a Christmas play.
05:52Don't worry.
05:53I'll be there to help you.
05:54I'll meet you at the auditorium.
05:56Incidentally, I know how you feel about all this Christmas business.
05:59Getting depressed and all that happens to me every year.
06:02I never get what I really want.
06:04I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.
06:09What is it you want?
06:10Real estate.
06:11What's going on here?
06:28What's this?
06:29Find the true meaning of Christmas.
06:31When money, money, money.
06:33Spectacular, super colossal.
06:35Neighbor with Christmas lights and display contest.
06:39Lights and display contest.
06:40Oh, no.
06:43My own dog got commercial.
06:45I can't stand it.
06:47Oh.
06:49I've been looking for you, big brother.
06:52Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me?
06:56Well, I don't have much time.
06:57I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium and direct a Christmas play.
07:01You write it and I'll tell you what I want to say.
07:04Okay, shoot.
07:06Dear Santa Claus, how have you been?
07:08Did you have a nice summer?
07:10How is your life?
07:12I have been extra good this year.
07:14So I have a long list of presents that I want.
07:17Oh, brother.
07:19Please note the size and color of each item.
07:22And send as many as possible.
07:24If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself.
07:27Just send money.
07:28How about 10s and 20s?
07:3110s and 20s?
07:32Oh, even my baby sister.
07:35All I want is what I have coming to me.
07:38All I want is my fair share.
07:39All right.
07:53Quiet, everybody.
07:55Our director will be here any minute and we'll start rehearsal.
07:58Director?
07:59What director?
08:00Charlie Brown.
08:01Oh, no.
08:02We're doomed.
08:03This will be the worst Christmas play ever.
08:06Here he comes.
08:07Attention, everyone.
08:09Here's our director.
08:15Man's best friend.
08:18Well, it's real good seeing y'all here.
08:21As you know, we are going to put on the Christmas play.
08:23Due to the shortage of time, we'll get right down to work.
08:26One of the first things to ensure a good performance is instruct attention to the director.
08:30I'll keep my direction simple.
08:32If I point to the right, it means focus attention stage right.
08:36If I make a slashing motion across my throat, it means cut the scene short.
08:40If I make a revolving motion with my hand, it means pick up the tempo.
08:44If I spread my hands apart, it means slow down.
08:47It's the spirit of the actors that counts.
08:50The interest that they show in their director.
08:52Am I right?
08:53I said, am I right?
08:56Stop music!
09:26All right, now.
09:27We're going to do this play, and we're going to do it right.
09:30Lucy, get those costumes and scripts and pass them out.
09:33Now the script girl will be handing out your parts.
09:37You're the innkeeper's wife.
09:39If innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair,
09:43they pin through the innkeeper.
09:45In spite of my outward appearance,
09:48I shall try to run a neat inn.
09:50Shermie, you're a shepherd.
09:52Every Christmas, it's the same.
09:56I always end up playing a shepherd.
09:59Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals in our play.
10:02Can you be a sheep?
10:03How about a cow?
10:06How about a penguin?
10:11Yes, he's even a good penguin.
10:13No, no, no.
10:18Listen, all of you.
10:19You've got to take direction.
10:21You've got to have discipline.
10:23You've got to have respect for your director.
10:25I ought to slug you.
10:29Dog, I've been kissed by a dog.
10:31I have dog germs.
10:33Get hot water.
10:33Get some disinfectant.
10:35Get some iodine.
10:36Ah.
10:37Ah.
10:37All right, all right, script girl.
10:39Continue with the scripts.
10:43Minus, you've got to get rid of that stupid blanket.
10:46And here, memorize these lines.
10:48I can't memorize these lines.
10:50This is ridiculous.
10:52Memorize it and be ready to recite when your cue comes.
10:55I can't memorize something like this so quickly.
10:57Why should I be put through such agony?
11:00Give me one good reason why I should memorize this.
11:03I'll give you five good reasons.
11:06One, two, three, four, five.
11:09Those are good reasons.
11:11Christmas is not only getting too commercial,
11:13it's getting too dangerous.
11:15And get rid of that stupid blanket.
11:17What's a Christmas shepherd going to look like holding a stupid blanket like that?
11:21Well, this is one Christmas shepherd who's going to keep his trusty blanket with him.
11:25See?
11:26You wouldn't hit an innocent shepherd, would you?
11:29Okay, Mr. Director, the task is set.
11:31Take over.
11:32All right, let's have a quiet.
11:34Places, everybody.
11:36Schroeder, set the move for the first scene.
11:44Cut!
11:45Cut!
11:45No, no, no!
11:46Look, let's rehearse the scene at the end.
11:51Frida, this is...
11:52Can't go on.
11:53There's too much dust.
11:54It's taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair.
11:57Don't think of it as dust.
11:59Think of it as maybe the soil of some great past civilization.
12:03Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon.
12:06It stathers the imagination.
12:08It's maybe carrying soil that was tried upon by Solomon.
12:10Or even never can enter.
12:13Sort of makes you want to treat me with more respect, doesn't it?
12:17You're an absolute mess.
12:18Just look at yourself.
12:21On the contrary, I didn't think I looked that good.
12:24Sally, come here.
12:26What do you want her for?
12:29She's going to be your wife.
12:30Good grief.
12:35Isn't he the cutest thing?
12:39He has the nicest sense of humor.
12:43Lunch break!
12:44Lunch break!
12:45Lunch break?
12:52Alright, now, there's no time for foolishness.
12:55We've got to get on with our play.
12:58That's right.
12:59What about my part?
13:02What about the Christmas queen, hmm?
13:05Are you going to let all this beauty go to waste?
13:09You do think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
13:13You didn't answer me right away.
13:15You had to think about it first, didn't you?
13:17If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would have spoken right up.
13:21I know when I've been insulted.
13:22I know when I've been insulted.
13:24Good grief.
13:25All right, let's take it from the top again.
13:30Places.
13:31Action.
13:41Charlie Brown, isn't it a great play?
13:43That does it.
13:46Now look, if we're ever to get this play off the ground, we've got to have some cooperation.
13:50What's the matter, Charlie Brown?
13:54Don't you think it's great?
13:55It's so wrong.
13:57Look, Charlie, let's face it.
13:59We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket.
14:02It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
14:04Well, this is one play that's not going to be commercial.
14:06Look, Charlie Brown, what do you want?
14:08The proper mood.
14:09We need a Christmas tree.
14:11Hey, perhaps a tree.
14:12A great, big, shiny, aluminum Christmas tree.
14:15That's it, Charlie Brown.
14:17You get the tree.
14:18I'll handle this crowd.
14:20Okay.
14:21I'll take Linus with me.
14:22The rest of you, practice your lines.
14:24Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown.
14:27Maybe paint it pink.
14:28Yeah, do something right for change, Charlie Brown.
14:31I don't know, Linus.
14:37I just don't know.
14:40Well, I guess we better concentrate on finding a nice Christmas tree.
14:46I suggest we try those searchlights, Charlie Brown.
14:57This really brings Christmas clothes to a person.
14:59Fantastic.
15:17Gee, do they still make one on Christmas tree?
15:21This little green one here seems to be a home.
15:24I don't know, Charlie Brown.
15:25Remember what Lucy said?
15:27This doesn't seem to fit the modern spirit.
15:29I don't care.
15:30We'll decorate it, and it'll be just right for our play.
15:33Besides, I think it needs me.
15:43This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.
15:46What kind of Christmas music is that?
15:54Beethoven Christmas music.
15:56What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas?
15:59Everyone talks about how great Beethoven was.
16:01Beethoven wasn't so great.
16:03What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?
16:07He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he?
16:10Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card?
16:12Hmm?
16:13How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?
16:17Good grief.
16:18The entwic Years of Men
16:19We don't know what you're seen so much we can take it easy because that's our work.
16:22Enjoy the vision, lead effort.
16:23My friends have been way through.
16:23Happy birthday, to the University of Espideo.
16:23Meanwhile, each showed you a lighter beauty of the FTO box.
16:23We loved to color this club.
16:24You were waiting for that memorizing the path of the desempen who was never in the간.
16:26Therefore, everyone ăn, think it toglich a male number.
16:27See you now, we'll make a new memory of that.
16:28Bye-bye.
16:28Bye-bye.
16:28Bye for next one.
16:29Bye-bye.
16:30Bye-bye.
16:31Bye-bye.
16:32Bye-bye.
16:32Bye-bye.
16:35Bye-bye.
16:37Bye-bye.
16:45Bye-bye.
16:46Bye-bye.
16:48Say, by the way, can you play Jingle Bells?
17:05No, no, I mean Jingle Bells.
17:07You know, deck them halls and all that stuff.
17:13No, no, you don't get it at all.
17:15I mean Jingle Bells, you know, Santa Claus and Ho Ho Ho,
17:18and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls.
17:31We're back.
17:40Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown.
17:43What kind of a tree is that?
17:45You are supposed to get a good tree.
17:47Can't you even tell a good tree from a poor tree?
17:50I told you we'd goof it up.
17:52You're not the kind you can depend on to do anything right.
17:55You're hopeless, Charlie Brown.
17:57Completely hopeless.
17:59Rats!
18:00You've been dumb before, Charlie Brown, but this time you really did it.
18:07What a tree!
18:09I guess you were right, Linus.
18:20I shouldn't have picked this little tree.
18:22Everything I do turns into a disaster.
18:24I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.
18:27Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
18:30Sure, Charlie Brown.
18:32I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
18:40Lights, please.
18:41And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
18:50And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them.
18:52And the glory of the Lord showed round about them.
18:55And they were sore afraid.
18:56And the angel said unto them, Fear not.
18:59For behold, I bring you tithings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
19:03For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
19:09And this shall be a sign unto you.
19:11Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
19:15And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God,
19:20and saying, Glory to God in the highest.
19:23And on earth peace, goodwill toward men.
19:35That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
19:50That's what Christmas is all about.
19:53And the Lord is the Lord.
19:59For behold, I bring you tithing from great joy, which will be to all people.
20:22For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
20:27And this will be a sign unto you.
20:33Linus is right.
20:34I won't let all this commercialism ruin my Christmas.
20:40I'll take this little tree home and decorate it.
20:42And I'll show them it really will work in our play.
20:57First prize!
21:01Oh well, this commercial dog is not going to ruin my Christmas.
21:08I've killed it.
21:09Oh!
21:10Everything I catch gets ruined.
21:14I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
21:20It's not bad at all really.
21:21Maybe it just needs a little love.
21:27Tony Brown is a blockhead.
21:28But he did get a nice tree.
21:30I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
21:34It's not bad at all really.
21:35Maybe it just needs a little love.
21:40Charlie Brown is a blockhead.
21:53But he did get a nice tree.
21:59I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
22:16What's going on here?
22:20Let's take this!
22:25Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
22:28Why the herald angels sing,
22:32Glory to the newborn King,
22:36Feast on earth, and mercy mild,
22:40Condemn't sinners reconciled.
22:44Join the lawy, e nation's wise.
22:48Join the triumph of the skies
22:52We'll be down equals proclaim
22:56Christ is born in Bethlehem
23:00I'm there only to sing
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