Bugs Bunny Thanksgiving special full

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00:00The End

00:30In this time of year, we doctors live off the fan of the land.

00:34And let's see, if I was to incorporate and deduct my condominium, I could afford my loss on that deal on a carrot mine.

00:43Come in.

00:45Come in.

00:46Sheep.

00:47Six months of medical school and I still gotta do everything around here myself.

00:52What do you do?

00:53What is up, Doc?

00:55Help me, Doctor.

00:56Me, Millicent and Badly need professional help.

01:01I, uh, sorry.

01:02The psychiatrist is right down the hall.

01:05No, no, no.

01:06I'm needing diet, Doctor.

01:09I eating like crazy lately is some big emptiness I try to feel.

01:16Thanksgiving coming is going to be worse.

01:19Poor Doctor.

01:21I am cracking up.

01:23I saw a pig leaving the office.

01:26He was eating carrot like bonnet.

01:33Dear, dear now, don't let that upset you.

01:36Carrots are part of a sensible holiday diet.

01:39And nutritious.

01:41Delicious.

01:42Never suspicious.

01:43Oh, carrots are divine.

01:46You get a dozen for a dime.

01:48It's magic.

01:53They fry a song begins.

01:55They roast and I hear violins.

01:57It's magic.

01:59Why do I keep myself?

02:04Other loves that I have are all really few.

02:11When in my heart I know the magic's my love for you.

02:16I smell carrots a-cookin'.

02:25And where there's carrots, there's rabbits.

02:29That corn-saur and injured rabbit bit my nose.

02:52So there I was, trapped.

02:54Some people don't dig carrots for Thanksgiving.

02:57They want meat.

02:59Rabbit meat.

03:00Oh, no.

03:09Hey, what's this?

03:11Oh, eat quick.

03:12Oh, no.

03:14Oh, no.

03:19Oh, no.

03:20Oh, no.

03:22Oh, no.

03:26Now, you carrots, you old coyote, get it going.

03:36Here, throw this on the fire.

03:39I just love the smell of old hickory.

03:44Give me that hat.

03:46Come on, Mac.

03:47Oh, you darn crazy galoot.

03:52Why, you doggone crazy idiot.

03:55That's my new hat.

03:58It sure is getting powerful warm in here.

04:08Now, get in that oven.

04:11Well, okay, Mac, if you say so.

04:17In there?

04:18Yes, in there.

04:21Uh-uh.

04:23Get in there.

04:25Okay, okay, quit shoving.

04:27Hot in there.

04:45Now, quit starting and start roasting.

04:49Got a bottom open in there, Mac?

04:50Thanks.

04:59Got to have some cracked ice and a few more chairs.

05:10Be a pal and see if you can't scare up a few more ashtrays, kiddo, huh?

05:14Oh, what's coming in, Mac?

05:19The girls have been asking for you.

05:22They have?

05:24Well, uh, hold the phone.

05:29Well, here I am, ready and raring to go.

05:33Hey, girls, the wife of the party is here.

05:40Imagine him falling for a gag like that.

05:43I'll warm up the party a little for him.

05:48Nah, I couldn't do that to the little nimrod.

05:51Come on out, Mac.

05:53It's all just a gag.

05:54Exercise, yeah.

06:09Dancing's great for the figure.

06:11But she's good.

06:13Yeah.

06:13It's very telephobic.

06:16Yes.

06:16It's not that simple.

06:22Sometimes a deep emotional problem can cause overeating.

06:26Yeah.

06:26Food can be a substitute for something we all need.

06:30Yes.

06:31Yes.

06:32Like affection.

06:34Love.

06:35For example, consider this famished, unloved creature of the desert.

06:41Imagine his lonesome, meaningless existence.

06:46Oh, my God.

08:46Filet of Roadrunner smothered in poinsettia sauce.

08:50Barbecued Roadrunner stuffed with pickled prickly pears.

08:56Diced Roadrunner, a ragu served on a roulette wheel.

09:00Or just plain old sour Roadrunner Bratton like Mother used to make.

09:05And Roadrunner surprise.

09:09Cheers.

09:10Pizza.

09:13Pizza.

09:14Pizza.

09:26Secret.

09:27I'd eat Thanksgiving dinner there, but prices have sky-mocked in.

09:46The doctor will see me now.

10:03Thanks.

10:08Beat it, Scepter. I'm an emergency case.

10:12To me, it's looking like a basket case.

10:16Please help me, Doc. I'm a pitiful pussycat.

10:23Every holiday season, I suffer from these awful anxieties.

10:28I think it all began when I was just a little shaver.

10:32My father wouldn't teach me to catch mice like other kittens' fathers.

10:38For the thousandth time, I'm telling you, it's impossible.

10:42Some father I've got, neglecting my education as a pussycat.

10:46Oh, the suffer and suck-a-tack, son.

10:50How can I teach you how to catch mice when there are no mice in the house?

10:54Well, an ingenious father would figure out some way to attract some mice.

10:58So you see, I never learned to catch mice like all the other little children cats.

11:03As I grew up from kitten to cat, I realized I was different from other cats.

11:10I was forced to find sustenance by balloons.

11:14There must be an easier way than this for a pussycat to get sustenance.

11:33Help! Help! Help! I'm surrounded by the tea!

11:37The time save him!

11:38Help! Help! Somebody save me!

11:41I'll save him.

11:42I'll save him for my dinner.

11:45Help! Help! Save me!

11:47Right there, I wised up.

12:01That bird was bad news.

12:04I tried to swear off.

12:06Good morning, my little femmered friend.

12:16I've got to beat my willpower as indominant as a bubble.

12:21Dear diary, I know you won't be with this, but today...

12:26Let's see what's cooking on TV.

12:28After a basting, you'll find that your bird will come out gold and brown.

12:37Every succulent morsel will simply melt in your mouth.

12:44Wee, how easy the white meat slices, eh?

12:49Yo, yo!

12:52Those are not a look...

12:53What's the matter with me?

13:07I...

13:07I've got to get birds off of my mind.

13:09I...

13:10Oh, Doc, it's hopeless.

13:36I can't take nine lives like this.

13:39Now, now, it's not so bad.

13:43Really, it's very simple.

13:44You just have to take an interest in some other kind of food.

13:48Some other food?

13:50Sure.

13:50Something more easily accessible, like, uh, fish, for example.

13:55Fish?

13:56Hey, why didn't I think of that?

13:58There's lots of fish at home.

14:00All I need now is a can opener.

14:25Give me, give me, give me theanish app.

14:34Give me, give me.

14:47Quick, give me.

14:48Give me the orchestrate.

14:49Quick.

14:50Quick, quick, quick.

15:21Oh, no.

15:51Fish are off my list.

16:06Mamma mia.

16:07Pussycats should eat the spaghetti.

16:11It'll make you nice and fat.

16:13So, you see, it just ain't healthy to get hung up on one kind of food.

16:23It's better to eat many different things, yes?

16:27Well, not necessarily.

16:29You can overdo that, too.

16:32Take the Tasmanian devil, for instance.

16:34Just a minute.

16:36Let me consult my encyclopedia Tasmania.

16:39Beware of the Tasmanian devil, a vicious, ravenous brute with powerful jaws like a steel trap.

16:45Eats hardboxes, ants, bears, boars, cats, bats, dogs, hogs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, giselles.

16:52Heh.

16:52A likely story.

16:54But there ain't no such animal.

16:55Stoats, goats, shawks, hostages.

17:14Octopuses, penguins, people, warthogs, yaks, newts, walrus, gnoons, wildebeestus.

17:19What?

17:20No rabbits?

17:22Especially rabbits.

17:26What's up, Doc?

17:30Wow, geez, what a grouch.

17:32Rabbit.

17:34Put me down.

17:36I'm not a rabbit.

17:37I'm a monkey.

17:38And monkeys are definitely not on your menu.

17:49What a boy, Brandon.

17:57Uh-oh.

17:58He wants to play someone.

18:02What's up, Doc?

18:04You're it, baggy eyes.

18:15Hey, baggy eyes.

18:16Hmm.

18:19I wonder what Tasmanian devil little thin pancakes would taste like.

18:24Well, I guess I'll never know.

18:26What for you say, you monkey, when you got little powder puffed tail like rabbit?

18:32Rabbit.

18:33Rabbit.

18:33Hey, Tasmanian devil.

18:50You sure toss a mean salad.

18:55But any real gourmet knows you just don't sow a rabbit at Thanksgiving.

19:00You sow wild turkey surprise.

19:02Ah, wild turkey surprise.

19:07Too bad I'm all tied up or I'd cook you up a batch.

19:10Oh, wild turkey surprise.

19:14One while the turkey surprise are coming off.

19:21Axi-mada, axi-mada, hey, axi-mada for you.

19:24You need my raviola and my pata-pazoola, no.

19:27I'mma give you a cacci-dory and a breezy that's cooked with you.

19:30Axi-mada, you know, like me.

19:32Hey, hey, axi-mada for you.

19:34You need an awful lot if there's still a season.

19:46That's all right.

19:47You good kid.

19:50Don't you...

19:51Let's see, I'll take this, and this, one of these, and this.

20:06Tasmanian sea devil.

20:25John.

20:26Marsha.

20:27John.

20:28Marsha.

20:29John.

20:30Marsha.

20:31And so, they live happily ever after.

20:58Hey, uh, why are you looking at me like that?

21:02You are right, boner boy.

21:04Now I see what it is I am missing.

21:07I eat because I am needing love.

21:13Well, what you, uh, recommending, Doc?

21:18What I recommend is to, uh, keep eating.

21:28Happy Thanksgiving.

21:29Hey, big boy, lately I just can't seem to stop eating.

21:45Something is missing from my life.

21:48Something I must be substituting for.

21:51By any chance, could you show me, uh, what that might be?

21:58Hey, uh, could we have a discreet fade to black, please?

22:06After all, for this show, we need an ending in good taste.

22:40We'll see you next time.

22:46Bye.

22:48Bye.

22:50Bye.

22:51Bye.

22:52Bye.

22:56Bye.

23:02Bye.

23:03Bye.

23:04Bye.

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