Racoons Are Cute Now

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00:00whoo gonna be popular melissa saw wicked to for good wicked wicked for good wicked for good

00:09she loved it does it make you want a flying monkey for a pet uh it does not it does not

00:17doesn't make you want any weird animals for pets i did like love the animal scenes in it though i

00:23did why would you ever think of having a raccoon for a pet no no well raccoons they're saying are

00:29getting more and more domesticated because they're getting used to being around people

00:34to the point where their faces yeah trash i was gonna say trash but go ahead no their faces are

00:41starting to evolve because of the interactions with humans and they're they're literally their

00:47faces are looking basically they're starting to look cuter to humans isn't that crazy how that

00:53can happen i don't believe that that i don't believe that i 100 believe that i'm googling this

00:58it's been but this has been going on for a while and they're not saying that it's going to happen

01:01right now but eventually that they're starting to see a shift in raccoons but think about it raccoons

01:08deers rabbits and stuff like these are animals that you used to see rarely think that they were

01:14ugly though is that what you're saying i never thought they were ugly i thought they look i think

01:18they're cute dirty i just i always because i always see them around trash so i'm like oh they just look

01:23dirty they look like they eat trash i don't like raccoons they're way too human like they're way

01:29too human like and i just picture myself locked in a bathroom i don't know changing the kitty litter

01:34box and all of a sudden the raccoon gets mad at me and if it flips out i just can't see myself

01:38like really defending myself i'm not looking at their temperament i'm more just like looking at

01:44their face and they have a cute face yeah when you add in the body though they do look like a

01:48little like they might come at you at any second that's what i'm talking about and i understand

01:53that but if we're just talking about what they look like they're cute like i think they have these

01:58they have cute faces no just like when you meet somebody and they're ugly and they have a good

02:04personality and you're like oh you're not that bad looking because they're good person raccoons get

02:07uglier to me because i don't like their personalities peps i really don't i i get that i understand that

02:13damn animals yo the there's so many like rabbits and stuff like that in my yard now that the

02:18kids name them name them i'll be like oh there are a million bunnies yeah round everything

02:25everything especially and now it's like uh kind of mating season for deers so i'm driving to work

02:32man and these son of a bitches are just chilling like they're used to be afraid now they're not

02:37not not only are they not moving out of the way but they're like i feel as if i stopped my car they

02:43might just roll up to the window and be like yo what's up player hey you got anything for me to eat

02:47you know what i haven't seen a lot of lately is turkeys i almost hit one the other day

02:50no one's calling them cute even though they're around all the time yeah they they get aggressive

02:56too like they and they don't care they'll just run right in front of your car they're like they're

03:01like hold up bitch like they'll just they don't care you talk about evolution yeah you ever wonder

03:05if turkeys somehow like around thanksgiving they're like yo it's that time of year y'all like we gotta

03:12roll deep it's been going off for a minute yeah we gotta hide out for a while they're like women

03:17going out at night they're like don't go out by yourself or go out in a group go out in a group

03:23and never accept a drink watch your drinks when you go to the bathroom the same thing with turkeys

03:26yeah yeah yeah be careful like if you go up to a turkey and it's by itself it might have its keys

03:32with the with the key facing out and it's a little claw just right up might spray you with pepper spray

03:39also no turkeys imagine getting jumped by turkeys

03:43yeah they're very aggressive they are they're ready they're ready to roll they don't care if

03:50you're walking around or if you're in a car they will attack you one time i was with uh my kids and

03:56my older kids when they were younger with their friends and there was a bunch of uh geese we were

04:01like walking in a park there's a bunch of geese near the water and i i i was this close if my daughter

04:07didn't step in i was this close to convincing one of the little friends to go try and pet a baby

04:10they were attacked i know that's what i wanted to see get a video of a little kid running away from

04:17a goose and then saying to the mom i don't know what happened you want to go pet it

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