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In the first trailer for The Martian, Matt Damon gets stuck on the red planet.
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00:00In the first trailer for The Martian, Matt Damon is stuck on the Red Planet.
00:07That's the sound you make when you realize Marvin the Martian just became your only friend.
00:11It would take four years for another manned mission to reach me.
00:15It's like Castaway meets Space Jam.
00:19Perhaps I'm looking too much into this, but...
00:23Could this just be karma for him being such a D-bag in Interstellar?
00:26Why else would Jessica Chastain leave him on Mars?
00:32So what now, Matty?
00:34In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option.
00:37I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
00:47Yeah, science!
00:48The only person more stressed out about being stuck on Mars than the guy who's actually stuck on Mars is...
00:53Kristen Wiig. Cue the sad montage.
00:56The Martian comes out November 25th.
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01:06The Martian comes out November 25th.
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