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00:00:00Hey, hi!
00:00:10So you're running away. That's what you think.
00:00:16Probably because I'm better than you.
00:00:19Out of my way.
00:00:22Better to run away than you can avoid me.
00:00:26Of course, feel free to go if you want.
00:00:28I'm glad that you were waiting for me here.
00:00:32We can settle this now, once and for all.
00:00:35Huh? Mean it?
00:00:39But you're afraid of me.
00:00:42We'll see.
00:00:47Don't wake up my dad.
00:00:54Well?
00:00:58There's something I can promise you.
00:01:04Hens claws, swans claws, ducks claws, paras claws.
00:01:09Maybe you've got them all up your sleeve.
00:01:12Well, I'm not afraid.
00:01:15We'll see.
00:01:16I can use my elbows like wings.
00:01:33Now let's see what you're like.
00:01:36I don't know.
00:01:37I'm sorry.
00:01:38You must be hurt.
00:01:40Bad.
00:01:42I can't...
00:01:44I can't...
00:01:46You must be hurt.
00:01:48Bad.
00:01:49You must be hurt! Bad!
00:02:08I thought you might have seen this old trick before!
00:02:19Kiss my ass! Come on!
00:02:45I warned you not to fight me!
00:02:49You wouldn't believe me!
00:02:54Bye-bye!
00:02:59Wait for me!
00:03:01Tiger! Tiger! Where are you going?
00:03:04Running away!
00:03:07Tiger! I hope you didn't take me seriously! I was only joking!
00:03:12Hey! Where are you going?
00:03:14I'm going to the town!
00:03:15To the town?
00:03:16Tiger! Take me!
00:03:22Like hell!
00:03:23Oh well!
00:03:25What do you mean? Tiger!
00:03:28I promise! Anything you say, I will do!
00:03:31I mean, we'll be brothers! Kung Fu brothers!
00:03:34You're the big one! I'm the little one! Please say yes!
00:03:40Brother! Brother!
00:03:41Brother!
00:03:42I didn't know there'd be so much to see!
00:03:43You should thank me for bringing you!
00:03:44Well, where are we going? Where are we staying?
00:03:47I can't quite remember! I came here when I was a boy!
00:03:48What?
00:03:49So now what?
00:03:50We'll look around!
00:03:51Hey!
00:03:52How's that man there?
00:03:53Excuse me!
00:03:54Yeah!
00:03:55Where's the shop belonging to Mr. Pang?
00:03:56Yeah!
00:03:57Where's the shop belonging to Mr. Pang?
00:03:59Uh...
00:04:00The Pang's shop, which sells the pottery, you know!
00:04:01Oh yes!
00:04:02Pang's pottery shop!
00:04:03Go straight on and then turn right!
00:04:04Right!
00:04:05Thank you!
00:04:06Thank you!
00:04:07Thank you!
00:04:08Thank you!
00:04:09You're welcome!
00:04:10Over there!
00:04:11Yeah!
00:04:12Yeah!
00:04:13Oh yes!
00:04:14Oh yes!
00:04:15Oh yes!
00:04:16Oh yes!
00:04:17Oh yes!
00:04:18Oh yes!
00:04:19Oh yes!
00:04:20Oh yes!
00:04:21Oh yes!
00:04:22Oh yes!
00:04:23Oh yes!
00:04:24Right!
00:04:25Thank you!
00:04:26Thank you!
00:04:27Thank you!
00:04:28You're welcome!
00:04:29Over there!
00:04:30Yes!
00:04:31Can you see it?
00:04:37Can I help you?
00:04:38Uh...
00:04:39Uncle Pang!
00:04:40Don't you know me?
00:04:41I'm your nephew!
00:04:42Heh!
00:04:43Well...
00:04:45So you are!
00:04:47Why'd your father said you're here?
00:04:50Well...
00:04:51My dad...
00:04:52Won't be much use staying at home...
00:04:54So he asked me to come and stay with you and learn your business!
00:04:56Heh!
00:04:57Uncle!
00:04:58Uncle!
00:04:59Who's your friend?
00:05:01Uh...
00:05:02He's learning Kung Fu!
00:05:03He's Munching!
00:05:04Pang!
00:05:05Please help me!
00:05:07I'm learning Kung Fu!
00:05:08Your nephew's teaching me!
00:05:10Heh!
00:05:11Well...
00:05:12I'll go bankrupt if the pair of you work with me!
00:05:15Heh!
00:05:18Heh!
00:05:19You better stay here with me!
00:05:21You can help me run the shop if you're both staying!
00:05:24But I warn you, before you start, you've both gotta work hard!
00:05:27You've both gotta work properly!
00:05:30Heh!
00:05:31Heh!
00:05:32I think it's best...
00:05:33If I teach you...
00:05:34Heh!
00:05:35Oh, thank you so much!
00:05:36Thank you so much!
00:05:37Uncle...
00:05:38Hm?
00:05:39How can we repay you for this?
00:05:40Oh...
00:05:41Well, there are always things to be done!
00:05:43Working the shop, delivering goods, making the beds, washing the dishes, cleaning the toilets, sweeping the floor...
00:05:48And you'd better not break any of my parts!
00:05:51Because...
00:05:52If you do, I will break all your fingers, one by one!
00:05:56Heh!
00:05:57Heh!
00:05:58Hello!
00:05:59Hello!
00:06:00Hello!
00:06:01Hello!
00:06:02Hello!
00:06:03Hello!
00:06:04Hello!
00:06:05Damn!
00:06:06Tiger!
00:06:07Let's go away!
00:06:08What do you mean?
00:06:09Working with pots all day?
00:06:11We'll both go potty!
00:06:12And your uncle...
00:06:14He's a miser!
00:06:15Such a mean man!
00:06:17For the two of us, he only pays one!
00:06:19And he doesn't feed us properly!
00:06:21Well...
00:06:22He was only expecting one person!
00:06:24Not the both of us!
00:06:38Tiger!
00:06:40What is it?
00:06:41Listen to me!
00:06:42Believe me!
00:06:43I only came with you!
00:06:45To learn Kung Fu!
00:06:46Not to work in a pot shop!
00:06:49I'm wasting my time!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:51Can you teach me?
00:06:53While he's not here!
00:06:55When he's gone!
00:06:56Oh!
00:06:57I think I know a good one you could learn from me!
00:07:02Yes!
00:07:03But you have to know two things!
00:07:05What are they?
00:07:06One!
00:07:07You have to be fast!
00:07:09Two!
00:07:10You have to like a laugh!
00:07:14Catch!
00:07:15What are you doing?
00:07:18Haha!
00:07:19It's called learning how to balance things!
00:07:23I'll drop them!
00:07:24No!
00:07:25Now watch this!
00:07:26Ah!
00:07:27Huh!
00:07:28Huh!
00:07:29Huh!
00:07:30Huh!
00:07:31Huh!
00:07:32Huh!
00:07:33Huh!
00:07:34Huh!
00:07:35Huh!
00:07:36Huh!
00:07:37Huh!
00:07:38Huh!
00:07:39Huh!
00:07:40Ah!
00:07:41Huh!
00:07:42Huh!
00:07:43Huh!
00:07:44Huh!
00:07:45You can use pots for lots of things!
00:07:46See!
00:07:47Huh!
00:07:48Huh!
00:07:50Huh!
00:07:51If you do, he'll break your fingers.
00:07:55Thank you very much.
00:07:58I'll show you something better later.
00:08:00Hey, hey!
00:08:08Ah, this is funny.
00:08:13Tiger!
00:08:16What are you doing with that vase?
00:08:18Put it down at once!
00:08:21No!
00:08:23Uncle!
00:08:25Uncle!
00:08:27It's in one piece.
00:08:34That's my vase!
00:08:36It's mine!
00:08:43Hey, next!
00:08:45My poor husband!
00:08:47I told him not to!
00:08:48Our ancestors' spirits, please give us everything we ask for in the temple.
00:08:54All right, you heard the weapon.
00:08:55Here, throw up!
00:08:57That's it, stop the tape!
00:08:58No pox, no pox!
00:09:00I know!
00:09:00I know!
00:09:11Just tell me what's happening here.
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:16There was a coffin.
00:09:18Coffin?
00:09:18But why do they want medicine?
00:09:20The monk at the temple said if we seek coffin, we must buy some herbs from him and make some medicine.
00:09:26And then the coffin can't hurt us.
00:09:30Hey, leave me alone!
00:09:32But listen, what?
00:09:33Why don't we slip off and look around the market?
00:09:36Oh, yes!
00:09:37Shh!
00:09:43Tiger!
00:09:43So many people!
00:09:45Wow!
00:09:46It's just like carnival time.
00:09:49Hey!
00:09:50Let's go and look!
00:09:51Okay!
00:09:52Hey!
00:09:55Hey!
00:09:55Hey!
00:09:57Oh, well?
00:09:58Oh!
00:09:59Oh, bastard!
00:10:00What are you doing?
00:10:01Just look.
00:10:02All the people are so humble.
00:10:04How can you stride up to the temple like a king?
00:10:08You're right.
00:10:08All right?
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:14Let me help you.
00:10:15Oh!
00:10:16Oh!
00:10:17Oh!
00:10:17Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:18Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:21Oh!
00:10:21Oh!
00:10:21Oh!
00:10:22Oh!
00:10:2850?
00:10:29When my neighbour came here, you only charged him $25.
00:10:32Why do you charge me, 50?
00:10:33The price will go up again later.
00:10:35Ugh!
00:10:35Give me that 50.
00:10:36Don't be a fool.
00:10:39Wow.
00:10:40Tiger, a dad rate.
00:10:42You'll soon be a millionaire.
00:10:45Let's go.
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49Make a queue there.
00:10:50Come on, you start in line there.
00:10:51Go on, stand in line.
00:10:52I didn't know we had to queue.
00:10:53Of course you gotta queue.
00:11:00Completely round the bend.
00:11:03Hey, Tiger, what's the madman saying?
00:11:05The madman says,
00:11:07How should I know?
00:11:08Well, what shall we do in the temple?
00:11:13Let's look inside the temple.
00:11:14Maybe something interesting.
00:11:21Brother, we're running out of stop.
00:11:23All right, well, go on, ask the monk and get some more.
00:11:26Next, please.
00:11:29Excuse me, monk.
00:11:30We're running out of stop.
00:11:30Don't bother me now, ask the senior monk.
00:11:38Senior, help us.
00:11:45We're running out of stop.
00:11:47Please don't interrupt me.
00:11:49Take the ones here and go away.
00:11:51Oh, I know you.
00:11:53Please tell me.
00:11:55His nickname is Blind Snake.
00:11:56Blind Snake?
00:11:58Tonight we'll see something special.
00:12:00Something bad?
00:12:01Snake Killing.
00:12:04Snake Killing?
00:12:08Not here.
00:12:34Not here.
00:12:38Not here.
00:12:55Ah, hey, don't make any noise.
00:12:58He may be blind, but he has good hearing.
00:13:00He can hear the slightest thing.
00:13:01All right, all right.
00:13:05Brother, someone's outside.
00:13:07Watchman, watchman, do your job.
00:13:16Find out who's there.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:35Ah.
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00:13:39Ah.
00:13:40Ah.
00:13:40Ah.
00:13:40Ah.
00:13:58Hey, watchman.
00:13:59I guess when you look, you found nobody out there.
00:14:01No one.
00:14:02Ah, good.
00:14:02That's all right.
00:14:04Oh, sir, perhaps while we're here,
00:14:06perhaps we should discuss our other business matters,
00:14:08perhaps we should discuss our other business matters,
00:14:09we should discuss them now.
00:14:11I've got a plan.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:20Go on, have another look out there.
00:14:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:27Come on, hurry.
00:14:28Oh, watchman.
00:14:30Oh, watchman.
00:14:31Oh, hey, watchman.
00:14:33Watchman, I've asked you once before to look outside.
00:14:34If you can't hear all the noise going on, you must be dead.
00:14:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:15:08I'll come back.
00:15:14Where are you?
00:15:24I don't think either of you has any idea of who you'll be fighting against.
00:15:28I can take on both of you and still win.
00:15:32Never bully a blind man.
00:15:34But you won't believe me until you've seen my kung fu.
00:15:38I can take on both of you and still win.
00:16:08I can take on both of you.
00:16:38As I say, one, two, three, stop!
00:16:46Now don't you move or I'll kill you.
00:16:47I'll kill you.
00:16:48I'll kill you.
00:16:52I'll kill you.
00:16:53I'll kill you.
00:16:57I'll kill you.
00:16:58I'll kill you.
00:16:59I'll kill you.
00:17:00I'll kill you.
00:17:01I'll kill you.
00:17:02I'll kill you.
00:17:03I'll kill you.
00:17:04I'll kill you.
00:17:08Oh, you're hurting my neck.
00:17:12Stop!
00:17:14Stop!
00:17:16Stop!
00:17:18Stop!
00:17:20Stop!
00:17:22You're hurting my neck!
00:17:24Come out!
00:17:38Hey, Pop!
00:17:42I'm sorry.
00:17:46Don't To survive
00:17:48Don't Make in peace
00:17:52No
00:17:54Stop!
00:17:56Stop!
00:17:58Not toistä
00:17:59No
00:18:02Stop!
00:18:04Stop!
00:18:06Dominican
00:18:08Sin
00:18:10Now
00:18:11It's a good stick, don't you think?
00:18:41Yes, it is.
00:18:44But you won't have it for long.
00:19:11You won't move.
00:19:18You won't move.
00:19:37You won't move.
00:19:44You won't move.
00:19:55You won't move.
00:20:04You won't move.
00:20:10You won't move.
00:20:25You won't move.
00:20:40You won't move.
00:20:52See what we found?
00:20:53These aren't real monks.
00:20:54They're all fakes.
00:20:56Look at the fake monks.
00:20:59Hey, we caught them.
00:21:02Look at the fake monks.
00:21:09I'm so proud to see this.
00:21:14This is my young man of my nephews.
00:21:16I taught them all their kung fu.
00:21:21Goodbye.
00:21:22Uncle?
00:21:23Yes?
00:21:24I'm back.
00:21:25I see.
00:21:26Where's Mun Shing?
00:21:27I asked him to deliver some clubs a long time ago.
00:21:28He still hasn't come back to the shop yet.
00:21:30Tiger!
00:21:31What's the matter?
00:21:32Uncle.
00:21:33Tiger.
00:21:34All right.
00:21:35Where were you?
00:21:36Please don't ask.
00:21:37Tiger.
00:21:38I need an hour of work.
00:21:39Well, my uncle's sitting in the shop.
00:21:41Oh.
00:21:42Oh.
00:21:43What's the matter?
00:21:44I asked him to deliver some clubs a long time ago.
00:21:45He still hasn't come back to the shop yet.
00:21:46Tiger.
00:21:47What's the matter?
00:21:48Uncle.
00:21:49Tiger.
00:21:50All right.
00:21:51Where were you?
00:21:53Please don't ask.
00:21:54Tiger.
00:21:55I need an hour of work.
00:21:58Well, my uncle's sitting in the shop.
00:22:03If he sees you, he'll ask you to stop here.
00:22:08I shall run then.
00:22:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:12Tiger!
00:22:13Please call him back.
00:22:15My friend said that the mother of his niece's mother-in-law's son's grandmother's uncle is sick
00:22:21and he wants to look after her because he's very fond of her.
00:22:25Is that true?
00:22:26Uh.
00:22:27Uh.
00:22:28Uh.
00:22:29Yes, it is.
00:22:30And he said he'd be back soon.
00:22:31Uh.
00:22:32Wait.
00:22:33Wait.
00:22:34Wait.
00:22:35Wait.
00:22:36Well, this has turned into a right mess.
00:22:37Any more bets?
00:22:38Any more bets?
00:22:39You're bound to win a fortune if you bet.
00:22:40I'm offering odds of a hundred to one so somebody here could win a lot of money.
00:22:43Last bets.
00:22:44Last bets.
00:22:45Hey.
00:22:46What are we betting on?
00:22:47Oh, Lady Ting has organized this contest today with the help of the three best kung fu fighters
00:22:51in the town.
00:22:52That guy there, he's already won two times.
00:22:55And if he wins this, your winnings will be a hundred dollars to one.
00:22:58How about that?
00:22:59Uh.
00:23:00Uh.
00:23:01Uh.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03Uh.
00:23:04Oh.
00:23:05Oh.
00:23:06And uh.
00:23:07Oh.
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:10Oh.
00:23:11Hey, wanna bet?
00:23:12No.
00:23:13Oh.
00:23:14Hey, try your luck.
00:23:15You see that, I won't bet.
00:23:27You're here.
00:23:28I've come to help you.
00:23:30It's all right.
00:23:45What's your name?
00:24:05I'm a guide.
00:24:09To Kung Fu.
00:24:12My name, sir, is Kuan Yan.
00:24:14Choose your weapon.
00:24:15I don't want one.
00:24:45No, no, no, no.
00:24:45Come on.
00:24:46Oh
00:25:16Oh
00:25:46Oh
00:26:02Oh
00:26:46Ah!
00:26:48Ah!
00:26:50Ah!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:54Come on!
00:26:56Come on!
00:27:10Thank you, thank you.
00:27:12Tiger, it's a pub!
00:27:14Stop it!
00:27:18And do you think you can beat me, too?
00:27:24Oh, no.
00:27:26That's impossible.
00:27:28Well, you can't stop now.
00:27:40Let's hold hands.
00:27:44Hey!
00:27:50Careful!
00:27:52Hey!
00:27:54Come here!
00:27:56Come here!
00:28:06Hey!
00:28:08Hey!
00:28:10Wow!
00:28:12Hey!
00:28:14Hey!
00:28:15Hey!
00:28:16Hey!
00:28:18Hey!
00:28:20Hey!
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:24Oh!
00:28:26Beautiful!
00:28:28Bastard!
00:28:30Hey!
00:28:32Hey!
00:28:34Hey!
00:28:36You've won.
00:28:38Now my daughter will marry you.
00:28:40She what?
00:28:42I didn't want that.
00:28:44I only fought on behalf of my friend.
00:28:46Now she and I...
00:28:48Well, you've won.
00:28:50She's first prize.
00:28:52What's up there.
00:28:54Huh?
00:28:56I won't!
00:28:58I swear I won't marry him!
00:29:00You will.
00:29:02You must.
00:29:04We gave our word on this.
00:29:06We can't go and break our word afterwards.
00:29:08Huh?
00:29:09Ma!
00:29:10Oh!
00:29:11Calm down.
00:29:12Calm down.
00:29:13Tell me what it is.
00:29:14When I'm married, I won't allow any daughter of mine to marry a man who's so poor.
00:29:18Why should I do it?
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:20Now then, what should we do?
00:29:21Ah.
00:29:22Oh!
00:29:23Oh my God.
00:29:24Ah.
00:29:25Ah.
00:29:26Ah.
00:29:27Ah.
00:29:28Ah.
00:29:29Ah.
00:29:30Ah.
00:29:31Ah.
00:29:32Ah.
00:29:33Ah.
00:29:34Ah.
00:29:35Ah.
00:29:36Ah.
00:29:37Ah.
00:29:38Ah.
00:29:39Ah.
00:29:40Ah.
00:29:41Ah.
00:29:42Ah.
00:29:43Ah.
00:29:44Ah.
00:29:45Ah.
00:29:46Ah.
00:29:47Ah.
00:29:48Yes.
00:29:49In that case, you can stop him.
00:29:50How?
00:29:51You just break your promise.
00:29:54Never.
00:29:55I can't do that.
00:29:56I can't.
00:30:01You three can keep quiet.
00:30:03You told me you're the best men in the area.
00:30:05What happened?
00:30:07Well, sir, we didn't expect this.
00:30:10We've been the best for so long here.
00:30:12How did I know there was such a clever fighter here?
00:30:16Sir, I've got a plan.
00:30:17Go on.
00:30:19We plan an extra something for their wedding.
00:30:21Then you won't have to worry.
00:30:24Come here.
00:30:41Darling.
00:30:46Darling.
00:30:46Darling.
00:30:47Why won't you look at me?
00:31:02Baby.
00:31:03Baby.
00:31:07Baby.
00:31:07Look at me.
00:31:09For my sake.
00:31:11And for my father's.
00:31:13Don't mention your father.
00:31:17It's easy for you.
00:31:19But my father.
00:31:20He wants me to have a baby.
00:31:25Now.
00:31:25Now.
00:31:25Now then.
00:31:34Let's play a game together.
00:31:35Let's play a game together.
00:31:36I think I think I'm a cripple.
00:31:45I think I'm a cripple.
00:31:47You're laughing.
00:31:49Now.
00:31:50Now.
00:31:51This is my first time.
00:31:53I've never done it before.
00:31:55I'm frightened.
00:31:56I'm nervous.
00:31:57Let me kiss you.
00:32:00Let me put it on.
00:32:11I can answer any questions you want to ask me.
00:32:14I'm not so big.
00:32:22Let me put it on.
00:32:26But darling.
00:32:28Darling.
00:32:29Now you can go to sleep.
00:32:31But you told me you were going to test me.
00:32:33Obviously there's no need now.
00:32:35You're all tied up.
00:32:36But look at this.
00:32:37I can still move my hands.
00:32:39Try to touch me then.
00:32:42No problem.
00:32:43Look.
00:32:53My hands.
00:33:03Now.
00:33:04I think we can.
00:33:06Ah.
00:33:07There's another test first.
00:33:09Well then.
00:33:10What is it?
00:33:12I want you to give me three presents.
00:33:14What presents?
00:33:15Firstly.
00:33:16There's a certain monk who lives at the South Temple.
00:33:19I think it's only fair to warn you that his Kung Fu is excellent.
00:33:23And I want you to get hold of his Kung Fu techniques.
00:33:27Next.
00:33:28There's a well-known prostitute who works at the Spring Brothel.
00:33:32Ah.
00:33:32I want the jade which hangs at her chest.
00:33:35Ah.
00:33:35And third.
00:33:37There's a man who goes by the name of Dal Bashir.
00:33:40Know him?
00:33:41He wears a ruby.
00:33:42I want you to get it.
00:33:44Ah.
00:33:45Married one day and you want me dead.
00:33:47Married?
00:33:48As my husband.
00:33:49You should do what I want.
00:33:50Ah.
00:33:51But I will.
00:33:51I will.
00:33:53But tell me.
00:33:54What will I get out of this?
00:33:55Hell.
00:33:56You want too much.
00:33:57All right.
00:33:58I'll do what you want.
00:34:00I'll bring your presents back.
00:34:04I'm going.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:07You wait for me.
00:34:16See what I mean?
00:34:17Yes, I see.
00:34:19Just leave it to me.
00:34:21I'm Un Shing will deal with this.
00:34:23Ha ha.
00:34:24I'll enjoy it.
00:34:26The monk at the temple.
00:34:28Is he so hard to beat?
00:34:29Wait till we get to the temple.
00:34:31Then we'll see.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:33I just wonder how tough he is.
00:34:34He sounds good.
00:34:44Tiger.
00:34:45This monk must have gone potty.
00:34:46Sleeping like that.
00:34:48Anyway.
00:34:49Where would a monk hide the Kung Fu book?
00:34:51What are you looking at?
00:34:55Monk hide the Kung Fu book.
00:34:59What are you looking at?
00:35:04You idiot.
00:35:06Can't you see?
00:35:07He's asleep.
00:35:07Oh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14Oh.
00:35:15Oh.
00:35:16Oh.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:19Oh.
00:35:20Oh.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:23What's wrong?
00:35:24It couldn't be in there, could it?
00:35:26I bet it is under him.
00:35:28Nothing.
00:35:51Nothing.
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:58He's fast asleep still
00:36:28Nothing
00:36:58Oh
00:37:28Master Master
00:37:32I'm a monk
00:37:33Not your master
00:37:35You'd better remember
00:37:36Oh sorry
00:37:37Amitabha
00:37:38What's your excuse?
00:37:39Well his mother
00:37:40What's wrong with your mother?
00:37:42Nothing
00:37:42Nothing?
00:37:44Oh but
00:37:45You misunderstand
00:37:46Because
00:37:48Because his mother's dying
00:37:51And we have to buy medicine pots for her
00:37:53And so we
00:37:54Stay long
00:37:55No no
00:37:56Wait
00:37:56Borrow
00:37:57Steal
00:37:58Borrow
00:38:02Sorry
00:38:14We got away
00:38:25But that was all
00:38:26Have you got them?
00:38:31Of course
00:38:32Borrowed
00:38:36Borrowed
00:38:37Borrowed
00:38:38Borrowed
00:38:39Borrowed
00:38:40Borrowed
00:38:41Borrowed
00:38:42Borrowed
00:38:43Borrowed
00:38:44Borrowed
00:38:45Borrowed
00:38:46Borrowed
00:38:47Borrowed
00:38:48Borrowed
00:38:49Borrowed
00:38:50Borrowed
00:38:51Borrowed
00:38:52Borrowed
00:38:53Borrowed
00:38:54Borrowed
00:38:55Borrowed
00:38:56Borrowed
00:38:57So, let's go.
00:39:27So, let's go.
00:39:57So, let's go.
00:40:27So, let's go.
00:40:57Try and trick me, will you, you bastard?
00:41:05I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
00:41:35I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
00:41:45Now, you two, you're gonna die!
00:42:14You're going to die!
00:42:16I'm coming!
00:42:28I'm coming!
00:42:30Tiger, what are we doing?
00:42:42Tiger, what are we doing?
00:42:54Tiger, what are we doing?
00:42:56Be calm!
00:42:58Tiger, what are we doing?
00:43:07Wolverine.
00:43:08Tiger, what are we doing?
00:43:12Tiger!
00:43:16Cloud, em dice!
00:43:22Master.
00:43:49Master.
00:43:51Master.
00:43:52Master, are you alright?
00:44:22Come on!
00:44:30Give up!
00:44:32Come down!
00:44:33You don't want a heart attack, do you?
00:44:36Better quit right now!
00:44:38Why don't you quit while we're still feeling kind?
00:44:41You never know, you might drop down dead.
00:44:45Balls! Balls! I shall beat you both!
00:44:52Giera!
00:44:55Ah!
00:44:57Oh!
00:44:58Ah!
00:45:00Ah!
00:45:02Ah!
00:45:04Ah!
00:45:06Ah!
00:45:07Uh!
00:45:08Yah!
00:45:09Ah!
00:45:11Ah!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:14Ah!
00:45:16Ah!
00:45:17Ah!
00:45:19Ah!
00:45:20Oh, my God.
00:45:50Oh shit.
00:46:20Please let us go. Please, monk.
00:46:39Please, I beg. Please, monk. Let us go.
00:46:42You idiot. It's your fault.
00:46:45We knew the monk's kung fu is the best, and you still try.
00:46:48Please, monk. Please forgive us both, please.
00:46:53Damn! You'll both die!
00:47:00Please forgive us, monk. Please, please.
00:47:06I'll kill you both!
00:47:08Forgive us, forgive us, forgive us, forgive us, forgive us!
00:47:16Go now!
00:47:18Go now!
00:47:20Ha ha ha ha!
00:47:50I'll kill! I'll kill them!
00:47:54I'll kill them!
00:48:02Why is he late?
00:48:05There's no reason.
00:48:15I have given the technique book to your wife.
00:48:18And? What did she say?
00:48:21Good.
00:48:24How is my wife?
00:48:27Little fatter?
00:48:28Fatter?
00:48:29Hey, does she miss me?
00:48:31Hey, does she miss me?
00:48:36Hey, tell me!
00:48:38Of course.
00:48:40Well, what did she say about me then?
00:48:43She says you must finish your assignment.
00:48:48Come on, get up.
00:48:51Come on, get up.
00:48:54Tiger, why don't you let me sleep a while longer?
00:48:58I'm so tired.
00:49:00Why are you tired?
00:49:02Ah, your wife.
00:49:05She made me say to dinner.
00:49:07I'm afraid I must have eaten a bit too much.
00:49:10Come on, we must find the whore.
00:49:12Oh, huh?
00:49:17Please, gentlemen, take the show.
00:49:19Pick any girl you please.
00:49:24Come on, please.
00:49:27Bye-bye.
00:49:28Come again soon.
00:49:29Bye.
00:49:31Hey, gentlemen, you want some girls?
00:49:34Well, that's what I came for.
00:49:36Well, this isn't a rice shove.
00:49:37Hey, stop joking.
00:49:39Hey, any particular girl you want?
00:49:41Uh, there's one called Dye.
00:49:43Ah, I know the one you mean.
00:49:45Oh, I want her.
00:49:46Oh, great.
00:49:48There are others still waiting.
00:49:51Wait here.
00:49:52What the hell are we waiting for?
00:49:54Be quiet.
00:49:55Martin, Martin.
00:49:57You'd better bring me some medicine.
00:50:00Come here.
00:50:01Go and see what's happened.
00:50:02Yes.
00:50:02Hey, he's had a stroke.
00:50:05Now, please, there's nothing to worry about.
00:50:07Madam, madam, he's dead.
00:50:12Hey, next.
00:50:18Tiger, when's my turn?
00:50:19Wait a while.
00:50:20Quickly.
00:50:21Fifty.
00:50:31Fifty.
00:50:33Ah, that's me.
00:50:38Hey, but what's the matter?
00:50:40Sir, you're not fifty.
00:50:42You are fifty-one.
00:50:44Huh?
00:50:45You're wrong.
00:50:46I'm fifty.
00:50:47Uh, no.
00:50:49Uh, but yes, I am fifty.
00:50:52Uh, you look for yourself.
00:50:54Uh, well, am I right?
00:50:57Hey.
00:50:57What?
00:50:59Look again.
00:51:00You come...
00:51:01Uh?
00:51:02After.
00:51:03I'm the next.
00:51:04Uh?
00:51:04Uh, I told you you're wrong.
00:51:07Now sit down and wait quietly for your turn.
00:51:09Uh, uh, uh...
00:51:11Uh, these?
00:51:13Two hundred, one hundred, ninety, eighty, seventy, sixty, fifty, forty, and thirty.
00:51:20Here's thirty.
00:51:21Ah, thanks, is it?
00:51:23Uh, so big.
00:51:23Uh, what are you doing?
00:51:30Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
00:51:38What are you looking for?
00:51:39Uh...
00:51:40You light it.
00:51:41Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I...
00:51:43I... I've no matches.
00:51:45We provide it all.
00:51:48Come on.
00:51:50We light it up.
00:51:52And then we...
00:51:55Do clothes help?
00:51:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:52:04Next one.
00:52:06Huh? Next one?
00:52:07I haven't even undressed. Why?
00:52:10You look.
00:52:11Huh?
00:52:27Quickest in history.
00:52:28Quickest in history.
00:52:30Quickest in history.
00:52:32Quickest in history.
00:52:34Quickest in history.
00:52:36Not yet.
00:52:38My friend.
00:52:42That guy.
00:52:44He is waiting.
00:52:46All right.
00:52:48Number.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:52Fifty-three.
00:52:54All right.
00:52:56Fifty-three.
00:52:58All right.
00:53:00Fifty-three.
00:53:02Oh, it's mine.
00:53:04It's mine.
00:53:06What's going on?
00:53:07When the hell will I in my turn, eh?
00:53:08How much?
00:53:10Thirty.
00:53:12Thirty.
00:53:14How much?
00:53:16Two hundred.
00:53:18Huh?
00:53:20Two hundred.
00:53:22Here.
00:53:24All right.
00:53:26Really.
00:53:27No need to worry.
00:53:28Because I'm the best.
00:53:30Or, if you're the best, she should worry.
00:53:32See you later.
00:53:34Hey, listen.
00:53:35Remember.
00:53:36Oh, hello.
00:53:37Hey.
00:53:38Are you waiting for another girl?
00:53:39Take a seat.
00:53:40She's ready.
00:53:41Okay?
00:53:42Please.
00:53:43It's all right.
00:53:44Please.
00:53:45It's all right.
00:53:46Please.
00:53:47Make yourself at him.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:49All right.
00:53:51Huh.
00:53:52Friend.
00:53:53Oh, no.
00:53:55Is it okay?
00:53:56What you are.
00:53:57Oh, no.
00:53:58Oh, no.
00:53:59Ah, no.
00:54:00It's okay, honey.
00:54:01This is if you don't have any help.
00:54:02Oh, no.
00:54:03Oh, no.
00:54:04Oh, no.
00:54:09Oh.
00:54:11Oh, no, no!
00:54:15Oh, no, no.
00:54:17Sweetie.
00:54:18Ah, no, no.
00:54:19friend what's the matter where's the toilet went upstairs and out there thank
00:54:27you
00:54:49you really are no good you are so useless why can't you get it up like other men can
00:55:00for god's sake woman i try well try harder
00:55:04are you the one that asked to two of what
00:55:15those two they're so beautiful
00:55:20really
00:55:21well then nothing i can't find them what i don't know what you're talking about
00:55:42those two they're beautiful what the hell were you doing you a tiger i have searched every
00:55:48square inch of her body there is nothing there believe me i swear damn you have fun while i
00:55:54wait outside you said you were looking what were you looking at what
00:55:59you're useless
00:56:06madam how many girls have you got called die why is that only one are you sure
00:56:21so you're talking about that little lady
00:56:27here
00:56:30do we need to wait for her or by joss
00:56:44but no
00:56:46and if she takes a liking to you you don't even have to pay
00:56:51keith you two bring me up
00:56:56hey up there
00:56:57ah we've really caught you
00:57:01hoshing
00:57:02huh isn't it him
00:57:03of course i'd recognize him anywhere
00:57:05you're both mad
00:57:06ah what's that
00:57:07you're the one who eloped with his sister
00:57:10huh
00:57:10coming coming
00:57:13wait
00:57:14my friend
00:57:15you're wrong
00:57:16like hell i am
00:57:17well we'll see
00:57:18hey
00:57:18my friend
00:57:20keep calm
00:57:21we must settle this
00:57:22eh
00:57:23i must kill him
00:57:24eh
00:57:24keep calm
00:57:25let's talk
00:57:26all right
00:57:26what's so funny
00:57:40it's you
00:57:43me
00:57:44you i don't know who you are
00:57:46do you know this
00:57:50no
00:57:51show him
00:57:52he's yours
00:58:02thanks
00:58:03is that all right
00:58:08all right
00:58:09two more seconds
00:58:13you'd have been dead
00:58:15be careful
00:58:24right
00:58:25be quicker wing
00:58:26i'm waiting
00:58:27go on
00:58:29coming
00:58:31where have you been all this time
00:58:33oh
00:58:34i i had to go to the toilet
00:58:36my stomach was aching
00:58:38do you feel better now
00:58:41just a little
00:58:43come over here
00:58:45oh
00:58:45you'd better get undressed
00:58:55you'd better get undressed
00:58:55quickly now
00:59:07coming
00:59:08coming
00:59:08coming
00:59:08what's this
00:59:11my jade
00:59:12oh
00:59:13let me have a little look
00:59:16why are you so surprised
00:59:21and what are you doing out here
00:59:30don't you want my jade
00:59:32i could give them to you
00:59:34well my jade
00:59:35you can't get away
00:59:48keep away
00:59:50why
00:59:52you're not going anywhere
00:59:53i don't want to guide you
01:00:02had enough yet
01:00:12tiger where were you
01:00:19darling
01:00:20why is your friend rude like that
01:00:23tiger
01:00:24i've done it
01:00:25i've found them
01:00:26you have done well
01:00:30naturally
01:00:30here she is
01:00:34and
01:00:36i've seen
01:00:39you love
01:00:39you.
01:00:40i'm
01:00:40you.
01:00:41oh
01:00:41yeah
01:00:42yeah
01:00:43oh
01:00:43yeah
01:00:44yeah
01:00:51yeah
01:00:53yeah
01:00:54yeah
01:00:55yeah
01:00:56yeah
01:00:57yeah
01:00:57yeah
01:00:58yeah
01:00:58Huh?
01:01:28Huh?
01:01:30Huh?
01:01:32Huh?
01:01:34Huh?
01:01:36Huh?
01:01:38Huh?
01:01:40Huh?
01:01:42Huh?
01:01:44Huh?
01:01:46Huh?
01:01:48Huh?
01:01:50You two, you are naughty, both of you.
01:01:52Huh?
01:01:54Huh?
01:01:56Huh?
01:01:58Oh, yeah.
01:02:28I've got you!
01:02:58Well, isn't this cosy? Just us two, hmm?
01:03:28I'll give them back. Don't be shy. Come on now.
01:03:58Hey, Tiger. How will he get home without his clothes?
01:04:19Damn, I don't care. Couldn't give a fish his tit.
01:04:23Hey, Arshing. I'll take this back. To my loved one.
01:04:28You know, I've begun to miss my dear wife so very much.
01:04:32Huh? But you haven't finished.
01:04:35I'll get it. After I see my wife.
01:04:38Oh. She won't like it.
01:04:41What? I'm not kidding you.
01:04:44She said, if you don't get all three, she won't see you.
01:04:49When was this? Huh?
01:04:51Huh? When I first took the monk's book back to see her.
01:04:55Damn it! She wouldn't even receive me!
01:04:58Huh? Then why were you so long?
01:05:01I waited half a day.
01:05:04Hey! I'm just trying to help you. I will take it back.
01:05:10She'll see me.
01:05:12Huh?
01:05:14Doctor, is he going to die?
01:05:20No.
01:05:21Doctor, what is wrong with him then?
01:05:23Oh, he's exhausted.
01:05:25Huh? But he...
01:05:26He just needs rest.
01:05:27God! How did he get in such a state?
01:05:30Where the hell have you been?
01:05:32Hey, Doctor, does he need drugs?
01:05:35No, but he still needs to get plenty of nutrition.
01:05:38Huh? Plenty of nutrition?
01:05:41Now, listen. Don't you overindulge in sex, or you'll die.
01:05:47Huh? You'll die?
01:05:49You understand.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:51Huh.
01:05:52So that's the cause of your illness. You've been screwing.
01:05:53I'm not.
01:05:54Really? Why so tired?
01:05:55Tiger, don't believe a word of that bullshit. I'm just tired. So tired.
01:05:59Oh. Hey, are you still looking for that man? He's been found. He wastes time making sex drugs.
01:06:24Yeah, Sid. Open up! Anyone at home? Open up!
01:06:52Come on! Open up! Is anyone there?
01:07:05What is it? What are you wanting?
01:07:10We've come here to see Joe.
01:07:12What is it you're wanting him for?
01:07:16We want to buy some oil.
01:07:18Oh, okay.
01:07:21Please come in. Please.
01:07:24Please.
01:07:33Please.
01:07:34It's our pleasure.
01:07:36Please be seated. Please.
01:07:40Excuse me.
01:07:43Friends, I'm going to give you some of my very extra special oil.
01:07:53Good. Good. Good. Good. Plenty good. Plenty good.
01:07:58How much is it?
01:08:00Oh, goodness gracious me. I'm not seeking for a large profit. I just want people to know of this drug.
01:08:10Well then.
01:08:11Well then, can we test it before we buy?
01:08:16Oh, certainly. Please.
01:08:23My friend.
01:08:24Hey.
01:08:26My friend!
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Hey!
01:08:29Hey.
01:08:30Hey.
01:08:31Hey.
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Hey.
01:08:34Hey!
01:08:35Hey.
01:08:36Hey.
01:08:37Oh, my God.
01:09:07Oh, my friend, you came to steal my ruby.
01:09:12Twelve people have tried, but they're all now dead.
01:09:37Oh, my God.
01:09:42Do you have to be so hard?
01:09:43Oh, my God.
01:10:13Oh, my God.
01:10:22Aren't you gentlemen afraid of death?
01:10:36You should know.
01:10:37I am totally invincible.
01:10:40My friend, you may be under that impression.
01:10:43Well, we're not.
01:10:46Huh?
01:10:46What's this?
01:10:47Be patient.
01:10:50You'll find out.
01:10:51My friends, but surely you must be joking.
01:11:18Why aren't you laughing at the joke?
01:11:39Just watch.
01:11:41Just watch.
01:11:41Oh, my God.
01:11:46Oh, my God.
01:11:50Oh, my God.
01:11:52Oh, my God.
01:11:55Oh, my God.
01:12:25My friends, why don't you laugh?
01:12:36We will later.
01:12:55We will later.
01:13:25Now, you laugh.
01:13:32Come on, laugh.
01:13:55Come on.
01:14:02Come on.
01:14:09Come on.
01:14:16Come on.
01:14:18Come on.
01:14:20Come on.
01:14:27Come on.
01:14:29Come on.
01:14:35You return.
01:14:37I'll kill you.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:48Come on.
01:14:49Come on.
01:14:50Come on.
01:14:51Come on.
01:14:58Come on.
01:15:00Come on.
01:15:02Come on.
01:15:09Come on.
01:15:15Come on.
01:15:16Come on.
01:15:25Come on.
01:15:26Come on.
01:15:27Come on.
01:15:28Hey.
01:15:29Hey.
01:15:30Get off.
01:15:31I am a man.
01:15:33You solve it by yourself.
01:15:35There is a way we could do it, but I can't see how we will get that ruby.
01:15:50We could do it, but I can't see how we will get that ruby.
01:16:10Come on.
01:16:11Please come inside.
01:16:13Please come in.
01:16:14Come on.
01:16:15And where have you come?
01:16:23What is it you are wanting?
01:16:24Here's.
01:16:25My friend, this is Mr. Fern. He is the commissioner of our village. I am Singh.
01:16:35My friend, now we have heard that there is something wrong with your oil.
01:16:43Really? Really?
01:16:44Really?
01:16:47We know that you have been having some trouble with the power of your oil.
01:16:54I am innocent. My father, he taught me how to make it.
01:17:00I don't care who taught you. The problem is that you make the oil without registration.
01:17:07My friend, because of this thing that you have done, we must confiscate all this.
01:17:14Friend, friend, can we not talk this over then?
01:17:19We cannot. We have regulations. We cannot do anything.
01:17:25You had better. Go and check the oil out now. So we are sure.
01:17:31Please forgive me, sir. Is there something you are wanting?
01:17:46Where is master? This oil contains some spice and petrol and blood and sesame.
01:18:05Oh, naughty. You have done wrong.
01:18:11But how? I am not to blame.
01:18:15Your oil is just a fake.
01:18:18You had better try some of the real thing over there.
01:18:24Take a look.
01:18:40Good.
01:18:44This oil is not the real thing.
01:18:46Oh.
01:18:48Give him some.
01:18:50You get me.
01:18:51Yes, I understand.
01:18:53Now, my friend, have you tested it thoroughly yet?
01:19:00Of course, of course.
01:19:01Is it genuine?
01:19:02I am already up.
01:19:08Oh, my goodness.
01:19:10You have beaten us for the last time.
01:19:20You bastard, you will die.
01:19:23What is this?
01:19:24Wait and see.
01:19:26Tiger.
01:19:27Ready.
01:19:28Ready.
01:19:28ığı tune?
01:19:30Yeah.
01:19:39Hey.
01:19:43Yeah.
01:19:44Hey.
01:19:44Bye.
01:19:49Yeah.
01:19:50Tiger, it's working!
01:20:20Tiger, it's all hard!
01:20:27What the hell are you doing with me?
01:20:33Just you, shut up!
01:20:38Now I see what you're doing.
01:20:46And now we're gonna beat you to death!
01:21:01Statue!
01:21:05Where are you trying to go?
01:21:10Hit him once more again!
01:21:15Bastards you are!
01:21:18Quite right!
01:21:20You really are a very observant little person.
01:21:24What do we do now?
01:21:26Make him at home!
01:21:27Good!
01:21:28Sit down!
01:21:30Please!
01:21:31Please!
01:21:42Please!
01:21:43Please!
01:21:45Please!
01:21:50Comfortable?
01:22:14Tiger!
01:22:16You think that he'll be alright?
01:22:21At least he's facing Mecca!
01:22:26I'm back! I'm back!
01:22:30I'm back! Darling! I've returned!
01:22:35We're back!
01:22:40At last!
01:22:41Huh? You!
01:22:44Dear, Father's back!
01:22:46Peppa!
01:22:47Wait! I'll kill you!
01:22:51Tiger! Forgive me!
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