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Matrimony (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Job if you keep acting like a Kardashian.
00:03:44Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:46And don't be late.
00:03:48Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:53Bye, Dad.
00:04:06Excuse me.
00:04:07Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:09Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:12He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:37Good one.
00:04:47These are great.
00:04:49I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:51Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:53No problem.
00:04:54Cool.
00:04:55Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:05:02Hi.
00:05:04I'm Michelangelo.
00:05:05Chantal.
00:05:06Nice to meet you.
00:05:08I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:11I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:16Hold that thought.
00:05:19Hey, Dad.
00:05:20Where the hell were ya?
00:05:22Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:25You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:27Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:30I can meet him later.
00:05:32Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:38You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:40You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:44You interned.
00:05:45You went to business school.
00:05:47You...
00:05:48You have potential.
00:05:49Okay?
00:05:50But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:52Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:53Cause so far...
00:05:55I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:58Bye, Dad.
00:05:59Hey.
00:06:02You okay?
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:06Um...
00:06:07But...
00:06:08I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09It's fine.
00:06:22So, it's a...
00:06:24really rare form of cancer.
00:06:28Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:32Oh my God.
00:06:33There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:37But it's really expensive.
00:06:39And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:42Don't worry about that.
00:06:44I have money saved.
00:06:46I'll find the rest.
00:06:47We will figure this out.
00:06:48Okay?
00:06:49We're gonna get through this.
00:06:50Together.
00:06:53Oh, yeah.
00:07:06Ciao, Gucci.
00:07:08Did you have a good walk?
00:07:13What's wrong?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20This...
00:07:21Don't forget about it.
00:07:22I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:24The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:27I have a savings.
00:07:29For my doggy daycare.
00:07:31My dream, but...
00:07:34It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:36And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:39Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:41After our parents passed,
00:07:43I would do anything for her.
00:07:46Amelia.
00:07:48I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:51You do?
00:07:53Come back tonight.
00:07:56And...
00:07:58Buy something nice.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:15Except for the dog hair.
00:08:16Well, come with me.
00:08:17I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:22Are they from Italy?
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Wow.
00:08:26Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:28Well...
00:08:30Amelia, meet...
00:08:31Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:34I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:36Mm-hmm.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:39I'm a dog walker.
00:08:41Don't be so defensive.
00:08:44I wasn't.
00:08:45Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:51I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:53Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:56I'm really happy.
00:08:57I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:09:07Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Exactly.
00:09:22How does it look?
00:09:23Not half bad.
00:09:24I mean, it's fine.
00:09:27Whatever.
00:09:31Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:33Or not.
00:09:35I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:37You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:40You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:42Just a few more pictures.
00:09:44I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:46I don't need Tinder.
00:09:48I'm an underwear model.
00:09:49My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:54I've never been there.
00:09:59Pour me another.
00:10:00I told you, I'm...
00:10:02Fine.
00:10:04Fine.
00:10:05see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:13what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:19asshole you're crazy bitch
00:10:27Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:10:32I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:34and she flipped out I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick
00:10:39I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize my son he's
00:10:43immature all right and that's why I invited you
00:10:46put forward it please all right just have a seat
00:10:51all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:54won't you son so Amelia needs money to pay for her
00:10:59sister's cancer treatment cancer
00:11:02and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:11:08make my own money dad
00:11:09okay I want the business
00:11:14I think we can make a deal
00:11:18whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:20what kind of deal
00:11:23well it's nothing crazy
00:11:25no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:29what
00:11:31what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:38yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:41well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:44you have to grow up
00:11:47before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:51we're not even a match
00:11:53we hate each other at least I do
00:11:55obviously
00:11:56I see
00:11:57there's something uncommon already
00:11:59look you know
00:12:00my wife and I we were opposites
00:12:04oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:12:07she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:12:10I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh
00:12:15but I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:17you two have chemistry
00:12:20yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:22Romulus isn't there another way
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:28Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:31well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:33if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:36what's it gonna be
00:12:42what's it gonna be
00:12:47fine
00:12:49I'll do it
00:12:51for Betsy
00:12:53well Angelo
00:12:57it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:13:00if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:13:02then you're gonna lose the business
00:13:06and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:13:09what the hell dad
00:13:11fuck it
00:13:14fine
00:13:15I'll do it
00:13:16now let's just
00:13:17go into the office now
00:13:19the lorries have already
00:13:21drafted the contract
00:13:22and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:25right
00:13:27right my mom
00:13:28yeah
00:13:28try and make yourself look decent
00:13:29you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:35followed by a wedding
00:13:37planned by me
00:13:38and I'll tell you
00:13:39and I'll tell you
00:13:39it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:41I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked
00:13:44anyway
00:13:45you must move in together immediately
00:13:48avoid any suspicion
00:13:49you know
00:13:50look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:53but
00:13:53well it can't do any good if
00:13:55word got out to the public
00:13:57right
00:13:57that's why this has to be our own secret
00:14:00hope we agreed
00:14:01good
00:14:02sure
00:14:03all right
00:14:04sign in
00:14:06salute
00:14:08to the new couple
00:14:26so
00:14:36your place or mine
00:14:38I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:40fine
00:14:41then we'll stay at yours
00:14:43so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:55it's like a museum in here
00:14:57a michelangelo museum
00:15:00ugh
00:15:01whoa
00:15:23what
00:15:24what's this
00:15:24put it in the trash
00:15:26this isn't trash
00:15:27these are my sisters
00:15:28she's an artist
00:15:29so put them in your room
00:15:31I said you could live here
00:15:32not decorate
00:15:33oh I'm sorry
00:15:34is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:36that's man thong
00:15:38it's trademarked
00:15:39look
00:15:43I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:44if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:47I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:47it's electric
00:15:50oh
00:15:56by the way
00:15:56this is gonna work
00:15:58you might want to start wearing that
00:16:00gee thanks
00:16:04welcome
00:16:04you're getting married
00:16:13shh
00:16:14Betsy
00:16:15don't tell the whole world
00:16:16sorry
00:16:17Amelia
00:16:18it's just
00:16:18this isn't like you
00:16:21you're saying we're
00:16:22reserved
00:16:24safe
00:16:25like I always taught you
00:16:28well
00:16:30things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:33and besides
00:16:35michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:38so
00:16:38I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:40michelangelo
00:16:41the ninja turtle
00:16:43no
00:16:45michelangelo
00:16:46dino valino
00:16:48maybe you've heard of him
00:16:50michelangelo
00:16:51dino valino
00:16:52shh
00:16:53shh
00:16:53socialite animals
00:16:58like start a hundred cancelled bravo shows
00:17:01how did you even meet
00:17:02his dad is one of my clients
00:17:04it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:17:09he's so
00:17:11toxic
00:17:13speak of the devil
00:17:15oh yeah
00:17:18you know
00:17:19that's probably
00:17:20an old issue
00:17:21this is a doctor's office
00:17:23Amelia
00:17:25Betsy Carlisle
00:17:28doctor's ready
00:17:30we'll talk about this later
00:17:33ready's gonna wet baby
00:17:56we're already wet
00:17:59where did that come from
00:18:17nice place
00:18:43I love the artwork
00:18:45thanks
00:18:46finally
00:18:47a little good taste
00:18:49oh I'm good
00:18:52we had plenty at dinner
00:18:54more for me
00:18:55you know
00:19:00if you like it down here
00:19:01you should see the bedroom
00:19:03who are you
00:19:16who are you
00:19:18Chantel this is
00:19:20Amelia
00:19:21my roommate
00:19:23whatever
00:19:26can you guys just keep it down
00:19:27I have work
00:19:28tomorrow morning
00:19:29this is my house
00:19:31we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:34scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:36you've got to be kidding me
00:19:39what's wrong dog walker
00:19:41he's jealous
00:19:42jealous
00:19:44I'm not jealous
00:19:45sweet dreams
00:19:49I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:57how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:20:00even if he is kind of hot
00:20:03see you later
00:20:22and um
00:20:24don't worry about last night
00:20:26sorry
00:20:27I had one so many to drink it
00:20:29it won't happen again
00:20:30you better not
00:20:31how's the hangover
00:20:44roomie
00:20:45not now
00:20:46my head's killing me
00:20:47we need to talk about last night
00:20:49no
00:20:49what we need to do
00:20:50is order a three egg omelet
00:20:52and home fries
00:20:52I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:56monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:58but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:21:01and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:21:04fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:21:07my sister needs this money
00:21:10my sister needs this money
00:21:15michelangelo
00:21:16and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:18paparazzi
00:21:18find out about this
00:21:20then the contract is violated
00:21:22then neither of us
00:21:23then the contract is violated
00:21:28then neither of us get what we want
00:21:30yeah no shit
00:21:31I'm serious
00:21:32get what we want
00:21:33yeah no shit
00:21:34I'm serious
00:21:35don't screw this up
00:21:37don't screw this up
00:21:40I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:44I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:46I know what I'm doing
00:21:48dog walker
00:21:49I know what I'm doing
00:21:51dog walker
00:21:52and just so we're clear
00:21:53I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:55and just so we're clear
00:21:56I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:58whenever I want
00:22:00whenever I want
00:22:01fine
00:22:02do whatever you want
00:22:04sorry
00:22:06it's a bit harsh
00:22:07sorry
00:22:11it's a bit harsh
00:22:13just really
00:22:14really
00:22:16hungover
00:22:20hungover
00:22:22hungover
00:22:22that could have gone better
00:22:26that could have gone better
00:22:28hey baby
00:22:37hey baby
00:22:40you know you don't have to keep working
00:22:43you're rich
00:22:44you don't have to keep working
00:22:46you're rich now
00:22:48I know
00:22:49I like it
00:22:50I know
00:22:52I like it
00:22:53it's good to hear
00:22:54you know I just hope that
00:22:56your work ethic
00:22:57rubs off on my son
00:22:58rubs off on my son
00:23:00tell me
00:23:01how are things going between the two of you
00:23:04how are things going between the two of you
00:23:06oh
00:23:07fine
00:23:08yeah
00:23:09we're
00:23:10oh
00:23:10fine
00:23:13yeah
00:23:14we're still getting to know each other
00:23:16alright
00:23:17well give him time
00:23:18still getting to know each other
00:23:19alright
00:23:20well give him time
00:23:21alright
00:23:22oh and listen
00:23:23he is not as bad as
00:23:25TMZ says
00:23:26alright
00:23:26look I
00:23:26I promise
00:23:28I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:29yeah
00:23:30you're right
00:23:31well we'll see you later
00:23:33yeah
00:23:34come on Gucci
00:23:35come on
00:23:36bye Gucci
00:23:37hey Amelia
00:23:41hey Jake
00:23:42Gucci no
00:23:45Royce
00:23:45it's a bad dog
00:23:48but
00:23:49I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:50it's to see you up close for once
00:23:53yeah
00:23:54same here
00:23:55sorry
00:24:03Gucci's um
00:24:04a bit crazy
00:24:05his whole family actually
00:24:07all these rich people are nuts
00:24:10they should make a reality show
00:24:12a little dog owner is in Beverly Hills
00:24:14do you want to walk together
00:24:18let these two get to know each other
00:24:20yeah
00:24:21I'd like that
00:24:22so
00:24:28how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:30a couple months
00:24:31I like it
00:24:33I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:35barista
00:24:36Uber driver
00:24:38delivery guy
00:24:40movie extra
00:24:41you were in a movie
00:24:42actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:44I was trying to impress you
00:24:46how about you
00:24:48how long you been doing this
00:24:50I don't know
00:24:51my whole life I guess
00:24:52it started as a summer job
00:24:54and then I turned it into my own business
00:24:56I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:59wow
00:25:00I guess you really like dogs
00:25:02well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:25:05if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:25:10my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:12do you want to go?
00:25:16I kind of have to admit I
00:25:17had a crush on you
00:25:18you did?
00:25:22yeah
00:25:23I still do
00:25:25he's cute
00:25:29I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:32then again
00:25:33that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:36I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:40hell yeah
00:25:42I mean uh
00:25:44regular
00:25:45yeah
00:25:46I know it's risky
00:25:49but
00:25:51I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:52I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:55hey what's your ring?
00:26:00um
00:26:00it's
00:26:01just a class ring
00:26:03from high school
00:26:04looks pretty big
00:26:06it was a big school
00:26:08public schools
00:26:09am I right?
00:26:10I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:18me?
00:26:20engaged?
00:26:21no
00:26:21are you kidding?
00:26:22I'm 24
00:26:23I'm practically still a baby
00:26:24I mean I should be
00:26:25wearing diapers
00:26:27crawling around
00:26:28drooling
00:26:29nope
00:26:29single and ready to mingle
00:26:31okay
00:26:33Royce pooped
00:26:37should pick it up
00:26:39where?
00:26:39I don't see it
00:26:40just
00:26:40over there
00:26:42come on
00:26:44do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:51of course
00:26:51it's an office
00:26:52you want to be CEO
00:26:54you gotta look the part
00:26:55you mean like
00:26:56you look like Willy Wonka
00:26:57without the chocolate factory?
00:27:00very funny
00:27:01you know I'm retiring next year
00:27:03yes I know
00:27:03that means you gotta get up to speed
00:27:05rapidamente
00:27:06so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:27:08you'll be my extra hands
00:27:09and we got a lot to do
00:27:10can I get to starbucks first?
00:27:11fuck no
00:27:12come on dad
00:27:14oh my goodness are you okay?
00:27:16hi I'm michelangelo
00:27:31you're engaged remember
00:27:37and this is our new palette
00:27:42it's Matt's collection
00:27:44he really liked these colors
00:27:45so we did them twice
00:27:46but yeah
00:27:49that's presentation
00:27:51for me
00:27:52michelangelo
00:27:54what dad?
00:28:03what a day dad
00:28:04it's not even lunchtime yet
00:28:06look at you
00:28:07you got so lazy
00:28:08just sitting around
00:28:09taking pictures of yourself
00:28:10all the time
00:28:10just stick with it
00:28:13will you kid?
00:28:14hard work does pay off
00:28:15let me just look at Amelia
00:28:16what about her?
00:28:19she comes from nothing son
00:28:20nobody taught her
00:28:21how to run a business
00:28:22but she just worked hard
00:28:23and now
00:28:24well now she earns money
00:28:26doing what she loves
00:28:27I guess that's impressive
00:28:29yeah see
00:28:30see it is
00:28:31I hope she rubs off
00:28:32on you a little
00:28:32you know
00:28:33I just hope I don't
00:28:35get that uptight
00:28:36break's over
00:28:43well not too bad
00:29:00huh?
00:29:00one day down
00:29:02forty more years to go
00:29:04now this is the time
00:29:08when you go home
00:29:09with Amelia
00:29:10you talk about
00:29:11the day's work
00:29:12raise you closer together
00:29:14comfort each other
00:29:15just like your mom and I
00:29:17used to do
00:29:18you know
00:29:20I'm thinking
00:29:20it's time for the world
00:29:23to meet
00:29:23Amelia
00:29:24tonight
00:29:27tonight?
00:29:29shit
00:29:29when am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:31I promise we'd Netflix
00:29:33and bang tonight
00:29:33the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:29:35lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:37perfect time to announce
00:29:38our lovely new addition
00:29:39to the
00:29:40Dino
00:29:41Dino
00:29:41app
00:29:42don't you think it's a bit
00:29:44soon yet?
00:29:46I mean
00:29:46we just signed the contract
00:29:47what's the matter
00:29:49you're getting along
00:29:51aren't you?
00:29:51yeah
00:29:52yeah
00:29:52we're just
00:29:53really starting to
00:29:54warm up to each other
00:29:56alright
00:29:56so it's all settled
00:29:57I'll see you at
00:29:58eight o'clock tonight
00:29:59in the limo
00:30:00and
00:30:00don't be late
00:30:01why dad
00:30:06so remind me
00:30:19why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:22because I want to do something nice
00:30:24for my favorite big sister
00:30:25and
00:30:27and
00:30:29you know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:30:31but
00:30:32since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:30:34I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:30:37you better not let that hair down
00:30:39sorry
00:30:40just an expression
00:30:41how's it going in there?
00:30:50I'm coming out
00:30:51that bad
00:31:01I've
00:31:03never seen a dog walker
00:31:05look this hot
00:31:07by that dress
00:31:09ASAP
00:31:10leave me alone
00:31:14party boy
00:31:15I've got my own function tonight
00:31:21I'm part of my kap 판
00:31:25and the other part
00:31:25and the other part
00:31:26I'm looking for
00:31:27my own function tonight
00:31:28I just need to live
00:31:32for another one
00:31:33and
00:31:36and
00:31:38I
00:31:44I
00:31:44like
00:31:45I
00:31:46like
00:31:48I
00:31:48I
00:31:48I
00:31:49like
00:31:49can
00:31:50What are you looking at?
00:31:54You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:56Thanks.
00:31:56Um, I...
00:31:59Did you forget my name?
00:32:01No, it's just something different.
00:32:05Did you change your hair?
00:32:07Why do you care?
00:32:08The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:32:10I'm going out.
00:32:11I just forgot my charger.
00:32:12Awesome, thanks.
00:32:16I'm taking this.
00:32:18Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:19We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:21I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:23Hold on.
00:32:26Amelia!
00:32:34All right, hey.
00:32:35Look who's right on time.
00:32:37Nice.
00:32:38Where's Amelia?
00:32:40She's sick.
00:32:42She can't make it.
00:32:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:45If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:47Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:32:50Give her some nice soup.
00:32:53I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:55Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:57Poor thing.
00:32:59Okay, Dad.
00:33:01See you in the office.
00:33:08Stupid dog walker?
00:33:09Tricking me with her makeover.
00:33:10I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:12Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:23Do you still track people?
00:33:39Wow.
00:33:40Amelia.
00:33:41You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:48Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:51I kind of panicked.
00:33:52No worries.
00:33:53I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:59Talk to the bartender.
00:34:01Wow.
00:34:01VIP treatment.
00:34:03You look like it.
00:34:05Thanks, Jake.
00:34:07Hey, lover boy.
00:34:08We're on.
00:34:11Gotta go.
00:34:13Find me in the green room after.
00:34:15Hope you like it.
00:34:16Break a leg.
00:34:17Love you, dude.
00:34:18Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:40All I do is, you know what I want, babe.
00:34:49Good.
00:34:50Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:51Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:55One more, please.
00:35:00But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:35:03Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:13You really think so?
00:35:15I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:17The who?
00:35:19You don't know the strokes.
00:35:21Are they older?
00:35:25I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:29It's alright.
00:35:30Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:32You want some of that a drink?
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:45Since I was 13.
00:35:47Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:51going someplace.
00:35:52That's awesome.
00:35:53And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:59You're going to quit dog walking?
00:36:01I thought you liked it.
00:36:03I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:36:07I don't even like dogs that much.
00:36:09I'm more of a cat person.
00:36:11A cat person?
00:36:15Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:16Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:19I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:22I just want to relax.
00:36:23Have a good time.
00:36:25You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:28I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:32Now I'm not sure.
00:36:33We have nothing in common.
00:36:35Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:41The heck.
00:36:42I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:44Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:45Now I can have mine.
00:36:58Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:37:03What's going on?
00:37:04That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:37:09He's not.
00:37:10You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:12Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:13What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:15Back off, dude.
00:37:17Back off.
00:37:18Grubby little hipster.
00:37:19She's my fiancé.
00:37:20So that was an engagement ring.
00:37:23Jake, I can explain.
00:37:26Let's go, let's go.
00:37:29I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:30I'm not, Jake.
00:37:36This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:42And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:43I can't believe you did that.
00:37:51After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:53Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:56Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:59I'm not following you around.
00:38:01You know what?
00:38:01I get it.
00:38:02You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:38:07Me jealous?
00:38:08Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:38:10Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:13I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:15I have a name.
00:38:17Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:19That is an original.
00:38:20I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:22Oh, fine.
00:38:23I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:27I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:30You're treating me like shit.
00:38:32That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:34You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:35I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:37We signed a contract.
00:38:38For an arranged marriage.
00:38:40Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:43You are such a simpleton.
00:38:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:49Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:52I tried to get along with you.
00:38:53You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:54I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:56Right back at you.
00:38:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:00I fucking hate you more.
00:39:02I fucking hate you.
00:39:24I don't know what it is.
00:39:54where am i who's spooning me
00:40:08is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:13michelangelo dog walker
00:40:20oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:25must have been all those free beers
00:40:28we don't have to talk about this we had too many drinks
00:40:34we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:40:38definitely
00:40:40um i have to go to work
00:40:44i should get up too
00:40:46oh my head
00:40:48there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:51thanks for coming today sis
00:40:54of course
00:40:55my doctor did say i needed
00:40:58lots of exercise
00:41:00well you look great
00:41:01thanks
00:41:03i don't feel great
00:41:05the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:41:08you on the other hand
00:41:11are glowing today
00:41:13what's going on
00:41:15so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:41:20wait
00:41:21for the first time
00:41:24yeah
00:41:25we're taking it slow
00:41:27michelangelo
00:41:29the male gigolo
00:41:31is taking it slow
00:41:32maybe i did misjudge him
00:41:36and
00:41:38how was it
00:41:40well
00:41:41really bad
00:41:43right
00:41:43i knew it
00:41:44actually
00:41:45it was the best sex i ever had
00:41:48well
00:41:50that explains the glow
00:41:51i am happy for you sis
00:41:56physical chemistry is important
00:41:58that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:42:01i don't get it
00:42:03he and i are nothing alike
00:42:05and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:42:06i feel like
00:42:07like an arcade game
00:42:08and he just keeps getting the high score
00:42:09again and again
00:42:11and
00:42:11you get the picture
00:42:13hey
00:42:15opposite to track
00:42:18i mean
00:42:19that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:22because you're so different
00:42:24something like that
00:42:33here comes
00:42:36right on the schedule
00:42:37dog walker's in love with me
00:42:39i'll have to let her down easy
00:42:42weird
00:42:43i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:45what was that about
00:42:56must be the hangover
00:42:58hey i
00:43:07i'd like to hang out tonight
00:43:08maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:10hey
00:43:23unfortunately
00:43:24something came up
00:43:25i can't make it tonight
00:43:27why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:43:32and why hasn't she
00:43:34texted me yet
00:43:35hey
00:43:56we should talk
00:44:02i'm not very good with words
00:44:08me neither
00:44:08but
00:44:09last night i
00:44:11you don't have to say anything
00:44:11we both know it was a mistake
00:44:13and we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:16like nothing ever happened
00:44:18i don't think you understand it
00:44:19you just listen to me for a second
00:44:21look
00:44:21you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:23i'm a big girl
00:44:24i've had a one night stand before
00:44:26i've never been with someone like you before
00:44:29okay
00:44:30i get it
00:44:31i'm not one of your
00:44:32your models
00:44:33or your
00:44:34your d-list actresses
00:44:35you don't have to give me some
00:44:37big speech about
00:44:38letting me down easily
00:44:39i know that if you would take back last night
00:44:42that you would
00:44:42i mean
00:44:43frankly so would i
00:44:44i mean you're driving me nuts
00:44:45you don't understand
00:44:46let's
00:44:46let's get some takeout
00:44:48and figure this thing out
00:44:49i don't need you to mansplain
00:44:51my own feelings to me
00:44:53wait
00:44:54did you just
00:44:55call me amelia
00:44:56what happened to dog walker
00:45:01i have a confession to make
00:45:04last night
00:45:07i don't know how
00:45:09i don't know why
00:45:10that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:14really
00:45:17do i look like i'm lying
00:45:19i'm not a good actor
00:45:20i could even do reality tv
00:45:23but
00:45:24there is
00:45:26a fire
00:45:27between us amelia
00:45:28some kind of crazy
00:45:29cosmic chemistry
00:45:31you sound like you're
00:45:34reading a horoscope
00:45:35amelia
00:45:36please
00:45:38i know you felt it too
00:45:41amelia
00:45:47please
00:45:47don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:50i felt it too
00:45:53so why are we fighting it
00:45:58i've been thinking about you all day
00:46:01me too
00:46:03without that
00:46:05never
00:46:06being
00:46:07invited
00:46:07you
00:46:11amelia
00:46:15i can't be
00:46:18mad
00:46:21mad
00:46:21you
00:46:22mad
00:46:23mad
00:46:23mad
00:46:24mad
00:46:24mad
00:46:25mad
00:46:26mad
00:46:26mad
00:46:26mad
00:46:29mad
00:46:29mad
00:46:29mad
00:46:29mad
00:46:30mad
00:46:31mad
00:46:32mad
00:46:32mad
00:46:32mad
00:46:33so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:42light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:47no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:46:54till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:58you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:47:10you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:18i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:47:27together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:32oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:48oh hey royce
00:47:55jake how's it going
00:47:58good yeah
00:48:00look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:48:04i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:48:10i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:48:16i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:48:21home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:48:29him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:34i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:41thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:49i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:48:57cats are awesome
00:49:02that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:49:11you think so
00:49:12maybe i'm finally starting to get the hang of this ceo thing
00:49:16oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:49:22brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:27yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:33at the dog park
00:49:34mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now
00:49:38so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:56it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery
00:50:06ball with your dainty hands
00:50:08do you ever get
00:50:12do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:15no
00:50:17no i like my work
00:50:20what's
00:50:22i like
00:50:22my work
00:50:24what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:28have fun
00:50:29you're right i should work less
00:50:31if nothing else
00:50:33you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:37fetch gucci
00:50:39i've got a big surprise
00:50:43a surprise
00:50:45just wait and see
00:50:49i've got a big surprise
00:50:51a surprise
00:50:53just wait and see
00:51:03grazie
00:51:05have a good night mr dino bellino
00:51:11what's that?
00:51:13special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:51:15but gucci
00:51:19it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:21you know that's awful for dogs right?
00:51:25i thought you were off the clock today
00:51:29besides a special occasion
00:51:31i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:37okay
00:51:39this is for us
00:51:41why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:43what else is in the bag?
00:51:44just some
00:51:45imported italian ingredients
00:51:47so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:49you can cook?
00:52:04that was so good
00:52:06i feel like i just
00:52:08went to italy even though i've never been
00:52:10how did you do this?
00:52:12i can't cook at all
00:52:14making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:52:16did you learn in culinary school?
00:52:18no
00:52:19my mom taught me
00:52:20tell me about her
00:52:22i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:26sorry
00:52:27i don't mean to pray
00:52:29she
00:52:30passed away when i was eleven
00:52:32breast cancer
00:52:34but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:36she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:38and
00:52:40she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:42we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:48i still
00:52:50have all of her recipes
00:52:52here
00:52:54handwritten in italian
00:52:56that's really special
00:52:58i miss her
00:53:00this might sound corny but
00:53:02i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:53:06it's not corny
00:53:08but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:53:10just
00:53:12don't tell tmz
00:53:14what about your parents?
00:53:16my parents died in a car accident
00:53:18when i was thirteen
00:53:20it's been me and betsy ever since
00:53:22i'm sorry
00:53:24i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:26i don't want to lose her too
00:53:30i'm sorry
00:53:32your story made me emotional
00:53:34i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:36i'll help you
00:53:38no no it's fine
00:53:39i like doing the dishes
00:53:40it relaxes me
00:53:42good
00:53:43because i hate them
00:53:44well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:50is it just the wine?
00:53:52or am i really falling for
00:53:54him
00:53:55her
00:54:09hey
00:54:10hey
00:54:11do you want an espresso?
00:54:13i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:54:15no thank you
00:54:16you need to have a morning meeting
00:54:18i'm kind of in a rush
00:54:19okay well
00:54:20don't forget gucci
00:54:21how could i?
00:54:24ready bro?
00:54:25well let me fix your tie
00:54:29what do you know about ties?
00:54:30you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:32and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:35touche
00:54:37there you go
00:54:38okay bye
00:54:39bye
00:54:43love you
00:54:44love you too
00:54:54sorry
00:54:55sorry
00:54:56it's reflex
00:54:57i didn't mean to say that
00:54:58me neither
00:54:59too soon
00:55:00uh
00:55:01talk about it later?
00:55:02yeah
00:55:03okay
00:55:04okay
00:55:05okay
00:55:06ugh could that have been any more awkward?
00:55:09and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:55:11look who's here
00:55:13hey
00:55:14my little guy
00:55:15hey
00:55:16little gucci
00:55:17look at this right here
00:55:18huh
00:55:19let's try it
00:55:20oh yeah
00:55:21now here's mine
00:55:22right
00:55:23just like that
00:55:24huh
00:55:25yeah
00:55:26even got one for big brother
00:55:27right there
00:55:28come to papa
00:55:29yes my boy
00:55:30he he he
00:55:31all right
00:55:32all right
00:55:33all right
00:55:34so
00:55:35we gotta talk about this uh
00:55:36this wedding
00:55:37right
00:55:38this is two weeks off
00:55:39hollywood bowl
00:55:40they're waiting for an answer
00:55:41and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:55:43he says the band is free
00:55:45you like cold play right?
00:55:46dad
00:55:47we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:55:48cool
00:55:49well all right
00:55:50then we'll book uh
00:55:51the magic castle
00:55:52how about that?
00:55:53not too big
00:55:54plenty of room for cold play huh?
00:55:55dad
00:55:56let's just pump the brakes
00:55:57we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:59what?
00:56:00something wrong with me?
00:56:01no
00:56:02no
00:56:03let's just pump the brakes
00:56:05what?
00:56:06something wrong with Amelia?
00:56:07no
00:56:08everything is great
00:56:09it's better than great
00:56:10honestly
00:56:11but
00:56:12we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:13that's
00:56:14our thing
00:56:15it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:16i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:18wow
00:56:19i never thought of that
00:56:20you know
00:56:21you know
00:56:22you know
00:56:23you know
00:56:24you know
00:56:25you know
00:56:26you know
00:56:27you know
00:56:28you know
00:56:29you know
00:56:30you know
00:56:31you know
00:56:32you know
00:56:33you know
00:56:34you know
00:56:35you have a very good point there
00:56:38i'm very impressed
00:56:40you've never acted like this
00:56:42with any other woman
00:56:44i can't say
00:56:45i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:48sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:50love?
00:56:53yeah
00:56:54i don't know
00:56:57he's cute
00:56:58all right
00:56:59all right
00:57:00change the deal
00:57:01then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:57:02all right
00:57:03and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:57:06a wedding
00:57:07with coldplay
00:57:09no coldplay dad
00:57:11no coldplay
00:57:19so
00:57:21it's about my cancer treatment
00:57:23it's not working
00:57:24i know it
00:57:25i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:29and i'm cured
00:57:31what?
00:57:32you're cured?
00:57:34oh
00:57:36congratulations
00:57:37thank you
00:57:39i wasn't expecting it
00:57:40i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:43it only took two sessions?
00:57:46i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:49maybe i didn't need the dina velino's money
00:57:51what's wrong sis?
00:57:53we should be celebrating
00:57:55i brought prosecco
00:57:57no
00:57:58yeah
00:57:59no i'm good
00:58:00yeah
00:58:01emilia
00:58:02i'm your sister
00:58:03you can tell me anything
00:58:06is it michelangelo?
00:58:08is everything okay?
00:58:09is everything okay?
00:58:10if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:58:12i will take that man thong
00:58:14and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:58:16that it will cut him in two
00:58:19it's not michelangelo
00:58:20Betsy
00:58:23it's me
00:58:26i have to tell you something
00:58:27i can not believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:37what is this game of thrones?
00:58:39it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:42and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:44actually
00:58:46he's not that bad
00:58:48i kinda like him
00:58:51yeah
00:58:53babe
00:58:54that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:55we need to get you out of there
00:58:57Betsy
00:58:59i have
00:59:00real feelings for him
00:59:02but
00:59:04what about the tabloid stories?
00:59:06you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:59:09they banned him
00:59:11for life
00:59:12you'll never go to epcot
00:59:14he's not actually like the stories
00:59:16or
00:59:17at least not to me
00:59:18he's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:59:22if you marry michelangelo
00:59:25he will make your life a living hell
00:59:29what if you meet him?
00:59:31yeah
00:59:32meet him
00:59:34maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:35maybe
00:59:36maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:38don't count on it
00:59:39please
00:59:40me
00:59:41just give him a chance
00:59:43fine
00:59:45only one
00:59:46yes
00:59:49you won't regret it
00:59:50i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:54you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:59thank you for making dinner
01:00:01of course
01:00:02i'm glad she's cancer free
01:00:04we need to celebrate
01:00:07michelangelo
01:00:09you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
01:00:13right?
01:00:14besides me
01:00:15i'm serious
01:00:16it's really important to me that you two get along
01:00:18have a glass of wine
01:00:21tonight's gonna be great
01:00:22it's
01:00:33enormous
01:00:35why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:40it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:42nice to finally meet you
01:00:46let's see
01:00:48hmm
01:00:49so
01:00:50this is the
01:00:52infamous
01:00:54michelangelo
01:00:55how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:01:0096 Dom Perignon?
01:01:02Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:01:04yeah
01:01:06sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:01:08it's worth more than my car
01:01:10why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:01:14$8.99 at Ralph's
01:01:16it's delicious
01:01:18this was made in France
01:01:19sorry
01:01:20can't touch that stuff
01:01:22so
01:01:24who wants a drink?
01:01:46you've hardly touched your food
01:01:47it's
01:01:50a little too rich
01:01:52for me
01:01:54mine tastes great
01:01:57so michelangelo
01:01:59i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:02:03you don't mind do you?
01:02:06fire away
01:02:08so i know you two have been having your
01:02:11fun
01:02:12um
01:02:14but
01:02:15what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:02:19i don't think it's going to
01:02:21that's cute and all
01:02:24but
01:02:25what about her career?
01:02:26are you gonna support her?
01:02:28or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:02:30or are you just gonna
01:02:32jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:34Betsy!
01:02:35look
01:02:37i know i have a past
01:02:39but
01:02:40i'm committed to it
01:02:42we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:43i'm open to anything
01:02:45see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:47you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:50we know enough
01:02:52easy Betsy
01:02:54i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:57and if you really cared about Amelia
01:03:00you would give her the time
01:03:02and what makes you such an expert?
01:03:04i don't see a ring on your finger
01:03:06michelangelo
01:03:08you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:03:10it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:03:12she gets it from you
01:03:14are you gonna let him talk to me like that Amelia?
01:03:16you started it
01:03:17why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:27Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:03:29no, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:33that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:35she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:37you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:39and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:42you know what? you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:03:44that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:49that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:52this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:55not to me!
01:03:57you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:59see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:04:02but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:04:04you told her?
01:04:06she's my sister
01:04:07i don't care that violates our agreement
01:04:09oh is that all i am to you?
01:04:11a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:04:13it's not what i meant
01:04:15it came out wrong amelia
01:04:17i love you
01:04:19you love me?
01:04:21don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:04:23SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:04:25you know what? maybe she was right
01:04:28i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:29it's over
01:04:35we need to get out of here
01:04:38i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:42emilia
01:04:45emilia i know this is hard to hear
01:04:50but you did the right thing
01:04:53you do so much better than him
01:04:55yeah
01:04:57but he isn't a monster
01:04:59i shouldn't have said that
01:05:01we can talk about it on the road
01:05:02get packing
01:05:04and if we leave now
01:05:05we can get to mexico by dawn
01:05:07lay low for a bit
01:05:09mexico?
01:05:10or canada
01:05:11whatever
01:05:12it's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos
01:05:16or worse
01:05:18i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:05:20i mean i only told you about the contract
01:05:22it's not like i told the media
01:05:25you don't know that
01:05:27we're liabilities
01:05:29loose ends
01:05:31you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:05:36get rid of that thing
01:05:38they could be tracking us right now
01:05:41yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:05:45see?
01:05:47he could have a sniper on us
01:05:49it's romulus
01:05:54hey romulus
01:05:56what?
01:05:58what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:06:12you came
01:06:14against my better judgment
01:06:16i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:06:20i've just been busy
01:06:22but
01:06:23it's over with now
01:06:25you should
01:06:27punish me for straying
01:06:29you make me sick
01:06:32i make me sick
01:06:33nice
01:06:43underwear
01:06:45it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:51okay
01:06:53let's get this over with
01:06:57is that all you have to say?
01:06:59do you even realize how hot i am?
01:07:02i'm sorry
01:07:04chantel
01:07:06i thought i wanted this
01:07:09but i don't
01:07:11i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:07:14amelia broke up with me
01:07:17amelia broke up with me
01:07:20it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:26never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:07:31i am fucking devastated
01:07:32and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:35and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:37and just wanted to come back to me
01:07:39there
01:07:41amelia?
01:07:43hi dad
01:07:44gucci's gone?
01:07:46i'll be right there
01:07:49amelia?
01:07:51hi dad
01:07:53gucci's gone?
01:07:55i'll be right there
01:07:57what?
01:08:00i
01:08:02gucci gucci
01:08:04where are you?
01:08:05romulus
01:08:07what?
01:08:09well i i only had him off a leash for a second you know
01:08:11we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:08:17i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:08:20we can help you find him
01:08:23yeah
01:08:25right?
01:08:27good thanks
01:08:29gucci
01:08:30this better not be a trap
01:08:32just come on
01:08:35gucci
01:08:36gucci
01:08:38hey hey hey where's michelangelo?
01:08:39i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:08:43oh um he's
01:08:45sorry i'm late dad
01:08:47where were you?
01:08:48i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:51it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:53if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:56smart move dude
01:08:58here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:09:05amelia
01:09:09si
01:09:10that was the best
01:09:11yeah
01:09:17gucci
01:09:19gucci
01:09:21he's hopeless
01:09:24we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:27long we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:09:33keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill us
01:09:39i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:44he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:52okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:10:14i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:33they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk
01:10:38please amelia can we talk please okay
01:11:00amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:11:04i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:11:10the contract
01:11:14i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:11:20thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:27you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:11:37i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:40i'm not
01:11:44you're not what do you mean
01:11:48amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:54and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:12:01i want to know that our love is real
01:12:05dad what is this son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:12:12why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:12:15and not because of some legal obligation but because she wants to
01:12:29consider our contracts null and void
01:12:39amelia what will it be
01:12:41will you marry me will you marry me will you marry me yes i'll marry you
01:12:57you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:13:15look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:13:20all right all right you two that's enough all right
01:13:23all right we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice
01:13:28breakfast italian style hopefully it's not too rich for you i think i can get used to it
01:13:35and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:41especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:53and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:14:15uh amelia
01:14:21even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:30such a short amount of time and not just about dogs i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:37i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father
01:14:48this year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into
01:14:59the doggy daycare you've always dreamt of amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:15:12i love you so much
01:15:13i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:27helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:15:32to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:15:34and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:15:45mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:15:53and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:16:04thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given my sister but
01:16:19i always been more of a cat person me too
01:16:34yeah
01:16:36so
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