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Matrimoney - Full
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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:04Oh, fine.
00:01:05I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't again.
00:02:29Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:35Okay.
00:02:36Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:44Hey, James.
00:02:45Come on, Gucci.
00:02:46Let's go.
00:02:48You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:21For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:38All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:02Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:06He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:12Like you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:17These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:05Hey, Dad.
00:05:06Where the hell were ya?
00:05:07Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:08You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:09Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:10I can meet him later.
00:05:11No, he's back on the plane again.
00:05:12Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:14Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:15You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:16You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:18You interned.
00:05:19You went to business school.
00:05:20You have potential, okay?
00:05:21But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:22Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:23Cause so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:24Bye, Dad.
00:05:25Hey,
00:05:51Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:53Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god, there is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive, and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Oh, Shaoguchi. Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02I'm sorry. This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive. I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us. After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:40Hmm. Come back tonight, and, uh, play something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Come with me. I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:34Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That would be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:04How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product.
00:10:13Asshole.
00:10:14You crazy bitch.
00:10:18Amelia.
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:42Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08Well, the lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mother.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Mmm.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:28I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:48Oh,
00:15:49You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Mom?
00:16:11Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo?
00:16:32Dino Valino?
00:16:33Dino Valino?
00:16:34Shhh.
00:16:39So shall I ever have to start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Mm-hmm.
00:18:46Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:25Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one so many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:14Oh, my God.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:28My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:52Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:56All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:22I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48A real dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:22:58So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Wooper driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but...
00:24:27I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:29I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:50I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:25:03Crawling around.
00:25:04Drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:34Very funny.
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:19It's Matt's collection.
00:26:21He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the
00:26:46time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:27Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:57I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:27What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey, it's Michelangelo Dino Avino.
00:31:59You still track people?
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01No.
00:32:01No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03No.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:05No.
00:32:05No.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10No.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12No.
00:32:13No.
00:32:14No.
00:32:15No.
00:32:16Wow.
00:32:17Amelia.
00:32:18Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry.
00:32:24I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:34Talked to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:39Thanks.
00:32:40Hey.
00:32:41Lover boy.
00:32:42We're on.
00:32:43Gotta go.
00:32:44Find me in the green room after.
00:32:45Hope you like it.
00:32:46Break a leg.
00:32:47Lovely boy.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:55All the little things that I'm not showing you know what I won't think.
00:33:14are so much better than underwear models good nothing from Michelangelo maybe he's learned
00:33:28his lesson one more please but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:33:44Jake you guys were great you really think so I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who you don't know the strokes are they older I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to you want something to drink yeah thank you
00:34:14so when did you learn how to play guitar since I was 13 played in bands all through high school
00:34:24and college but I like this one's finally going someplace that's awesome when I get my record
00:34:30deal I can finally quit my job focus on music full-time you're gonna quit dog walking I thought
00:34:37you liked it I do but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music I don't even like dogs that
00:34:44much more of a cat person a cat person who doesn't like dogs even Michelangelo is good with Gucci
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight I just want to relax have a good time beautiful you know that
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake no I'm not sure you have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:13the heck I'm tipsy he's cute Michelangelo had his fun now I can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:38what's going on that's Michelangelo Dina Levino the nepo baby underwear model he's not you coming
00:35:46with me dog walker don't make me get the leash what the hell Michelangelo back off dude back off grubby
00:35:54little hipster she's my fiance so that was an engagement ring Jake I can explain let's go
00:36:02I'm really sorry Jake I'm not Jake
00:36:06this is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober Mike
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well I don't have the paparazzi following me around just an Italian American psycho
00:36:33I'm not following you around you know what I get it you saw me with Chantel last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around Jake
00:36:46like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker you playboy prick I have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing that is an original
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:57oh fine I'll just hop in my time machine go back to ancient Rome and get another one
00:37:02I don't care about your art your money your stupid mansion you're treating me like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:37:18you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27I tried to get along with you you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33I fucking hate you
00:37:35I fucking hate you more
00:37:37I hate you more
00:37:39I really do
00:37:40I hate you
00:37:41I hate you
00:37:44I like you
00:37:52Jeremy
00:37:52Jeremy
00:37:54Jeremy
00:37:54Jeremy
00:37:55Jeremy
00:37:56I wish I didn't get it, but what did you want to say?
00:38:02You want to say?
00:38:26Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michelangelo? Dog walker.
00:38:56Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:22Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:39:27Thanks for coming today, sis. Of course.
00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great. Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait. For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:40:09Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:12And? How was it?
00:40:15Well...
00:40:17Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:41I feel like an arcade game, and it just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey. Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:00Something like that.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:12The dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:17Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:31Must be the hangover.
00:41:41Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:50Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:00I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:20Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:41I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But...
00:42:45Last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:53I don't think you understand it.
00:42:54You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look.
00:42:57You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06I get it.
00:43:07I'm not one of your...
00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:17I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean...
00:43:20You're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's...
00:43:23Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34I...
00:43:35What happened to dog walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:44I don't know how.
00:43:45I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But...
00:44:00There is...
00:44:01A fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy...
00:44:05Cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're...
00:44:09Reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:12Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:21Amelia.
00:44:22Please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:53So...
00:45:13I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:15How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21That she changed the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:27If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:49Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:56The wedding's coming up.
00:45:58We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like, you and me.
00:46:03Together together.
00:46:05Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:07Will's?
00:46:08Will's?
00:46:23Oh, Gucci! What's the rush?
00:46:24Oh, hey Royce. Jake. How's it going? Good. Yeah. Look, the other night was kind of... Crazy. I know. I should have told you about Michelangelo. We were kind of in a fight. I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that? So aggressive and controlling? I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that. He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman. He saw us together and he got jealous. And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh my God. Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry. I just wanted to make sure everything's okay. I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:17Thanks, Jake. But I'm engaged. Remember? And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person. It never would have worked. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:38That was a great presentation. The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah. Now listen. I gotta fly to Paris for a few days. You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci? Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her. You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:08At the dog park?
00:48:09Mm-hmm. I just texted her. It's all set. Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:33It's my dad's dog. Not mine. Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay. I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:47Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No. I like my work.
00:48:53What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:57You're right. I should work less.
00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:13I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:49:43The Gucci?
00:49:45It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:49I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:56I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:01I'm kidding.
00:50:03This is for us.
00:50:05Why don't you get us a coarse grub?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:09Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:12You can cook?
00:50:28That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this? I can't cook at all.
00:50:37Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:39Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No. My mom taught me.
00:50:44Tell me about her.
00:50:46I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:04She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:06We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:13I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:29It's not corny.
00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:40My parents died in a car accident.
00:51:43When I was 13.
00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:47I'm sorry.
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:54I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:03No, no it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:06It relaxes me.
00:52:08Good.
00:52:09Cause I hate them.
00:52:10Well then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:16Is it just the wine?
00:52:18Or am I really falling for...
00:52:20Him.
00:52:22Her.
00:52:24You don't want espresso.
00:52:34Hey.
00:52:36Hey.
00:52:37Do you want an espresso?
00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No thank you.
00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:44Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:46How could I?
00:52:48Ready bro?
00:52:50Well let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touche.
00:53:02There you go.
00:53:03Okay bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:05Love you.
00:53:07Love you.
00:53:08Love you too.
00:53:18Sorry.
00:53:20Reflex.
00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:25Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:31Could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:41Look who's here.
00:53:43Hey my little guy.
00:53:45Hey little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here.
00:53:49Huh?
00:53:51Let's try it.
00:53:53Oh yeah.
00:53:54Now here's mine.
00:53:56Just like that.
00:53:58Yeah.
00:53:59Even got one for big brother.
00:54:01Right there.
00:54:03Come to Papa.
00:54:04Yes my boy.
00:54:06Alright.
00:54:07Alright.
00:54:08We gotta talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says that the band is free.
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:22Dad.
00:54:23We can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:27Well alright.
00:54:28Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay.
00:54:33Dad.
00:54:34Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37What?
00:54:38Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:40No.
00:54:41Everything is great.
00:54:43Better than great.
00:54:44Honestly.
00:54:46But we cannot have a big flashy wedding.
00:54:49That's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:56Wow.
00:54:57I never thought of that.
00:54:59You know you have a very good point there.
00:55:03I'm very impressed.
00:55:05You've never acted like this.
00:55:07With any other woman.
00:55:09I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Hmm.
00:55:13Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:19I don't know.
00:55:21He's cute.
00:55:23Alright alright.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:26Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:28And then we'll have a nice small intimate affair.
00:55:31A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:32Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay dad.
00:55:34No Coldplay.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:44So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:49I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:57You're cured?
00:55:59Congratulations.
00:56:03I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong sis?
00:56:18We should be celebrating.
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24No, I'm good.
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27Amelia.
00:56:28I'm your sister.
00:56:29You can tell me anything.
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:48It's me.
00:56:50I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:08Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kinda like him.
00:57:15Yeah, babe.
00:57:17That's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:19We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy.
00:57:23I have real feelings for him.
00:57:26But...
00:57:28What about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:34You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:53What if you meet him?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:57Meet him.
00:57:59Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:58:00Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please.
00:58:04Me.
00:58:05Just give him a chance.
00:58:07Fine.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:14You won't regret it.
00:58:15I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:58:19You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:24Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer free.
00:58:29We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo.
00:58:34You know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me.
00:58:37Right?
00:58:38You mean besides me.
00:58:40I'm serious.
00:58:41It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:43Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's gonna be great.
00:58:47It's enormous.
00:59:01Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:12Hmm.
00:59:14So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry.
00:59:45Can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
01:00:05You've hardly touched your food.
01:00:12It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:17Mine tastes great.
01:00:20So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:35Fun.
01:00:37Um, but...
01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:47That's cute and all, but...
01:00:49What about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:59Betsy!
01:01:01I know I have a past, but...
01:01:04I'm committed to it.
01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:15We know now.
01:01:17Easy Betsy.
01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:25And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:30Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:01:37Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:39You started it.
01:01:40Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:43Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:44No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:46That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:48She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:50You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:01:52And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:01:54You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:01:57That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:58This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:59Not to me.
01:02:00You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:02:01See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess
01:02:02the cost of getting to know each other.
01:02:03That's not fair.
01:02:04That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:02:05That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:02:06She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:07You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:08And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:10You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:02:14That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:17This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess
01:02:27the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38That's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:02:42You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:46Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:02:59We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:07Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low for a bit.
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada. Whatever. It's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos. Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:03:48You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:04:10See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:35Oh, you came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:50You should punish me for straying.
01:04:54You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:09It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:15Okay, let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:27I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:30I thought I wanted this.
01:05:32But I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:06There.
01:06:14Amelia?
01:06:16Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there.
01:06:23What?
01:06:25I...
01:06:28Gucci, Gucci.
01:06:30Romulus.
01:06:32What?
01:06:34Well, I only had him off a leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah.
01:06:49Right?
01:06:50Oh.
01:06:52Good, thanks.
01:06:54Gucci!
01:06:55This better not be a trap.
01:06:57Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:03Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:05I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:24I wish you're over here.
01:07:25That's it, Dad.
01:07:29Give me the irk.
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:47It's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:52We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:09He's really there for his dad.
01:08:12His dad's dog.
01:08:14So you approve now?
01:08:16They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:33Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:58Amelia.
01:09:00Can we talk?
01:09:02Please?
01:09:04Amelia.
01:09:05Can we talk?
01:09:07Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:11Can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Amelia.
01:09:17I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:31I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:33and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:35I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:33I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:42And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:54Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:03Amelia.
01:11:05What will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:17I'll marry you.
01:11:23You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:41I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:49Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:10And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:25Michelangelo?
01:12:26Uh...
01:12:28Amelia.
01:12:30Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're...
01:12:32...perfect together.
01:12:33And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:56Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
01:14:46Strong faith, love, family.
01:14:55Choose in the next way
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