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The Agency's computer database is compromised by a powerful criminal named "The Warrior". Now, with the list of all the undercover agents' identities in hand, he is going after them, one by one.
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00:00:00You could own me if you just call me Cobra.
00:00:30Lethal Forest security code compromised.
00:01:00Tiger, Commander Black is in a budget meeting.
00:01:14Red alert, Sherry.
00:01:21Washington has to protect our funding.
00:01:24I'll make Black Hawk aware of that immediately.
00:01:27Red alert.
00:01:28I'm relying on you.
00:01:58Red alert.
00:02:01Red alert.
00:02:08Red alert.
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00:02:43you okay you okay all right jeeps in the woods go get it and bring it back
00:03:13hey
00:03:43mexico's 50 miles that way start walking
00:04:13give me the gun one
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00:05:17about two years
00:05:18well get it together sweetheart you're going out again
00:05:22i'll contact jordan in washington fill him in then i'm off to vegas to warn shark and scorpion
00:05:28i'm teaming you up with tyler ward your assignment is to find doc austin tyler is at the dallas
00:05:36air station just outside of town he's taking his yearly proficiency tests i don't trust anyone
00:05:42else
00:05:43tyler big trouble the security code has been violated
00:05:59we think it's the warriors people they could have a mole in washington my god that means our
00:06:06four agents on this case will be hung out to dry willow is trying to locate shark and scorpion in
00:06:11las vegas what about cobra is she still in beverly hills yeah deep cover posing as an exotic dancer
00:06:18we haven't figured out how to reach her without revealing her presence to the other side
00:06:21our assignment is to find doc austin he's in south texas just the side of the mexican border
00:06:27we've got to bring him in from the cold
00:06:29bring him in from the cold
00:06:32that's real spy talk
00:06:35i love it when you do that
00:06:37affirmative top dog
00:06:39now let's clear the area
00:06:51ah kim this is better than i expected paintings from the great masters of europe gold and pre-colombian
00:07:06art from south america and mexico the warrior will be pleased our share will be worth millions
00:07:13manuel you are a genius i'm proud to be with you you should be
00:07:43here's your nephew sir two mexican federales had him caught him on this side of the border
00:07:49totally illegal they were beating him to get him to talk did you kill him
00:07:53not quite but i got their attention
00:07:56hey don't worry you know they didn't check with the rangers before they chased one to texas
00:08:02i smoked the radio and jeep it's a two-day walk to civilization
00:08:06by then our work here will be finished
00:08:09good thinking killing federales even the crooked ones could cause a real problem
00:08:15juan you are my nephew you stole from me
00:08:20then you were stupid enough to let the mexican police catch up with you
00:08:24i should have let them keep you but you would have talked
00:08:28we don't have all day
00:08:42not to worry you i trust i could use more men like you
00:08:53load these things into the van we must deliver these goods to the warrior's cabin
00:08:58on lake dallas clean up the area we're abandoning this location
00:09:03we'll be back for you in three days
00:09:05it's a long drive my dear almost to dallas what would you do to entertain me
00:09:27you'll all think of something
00:09:29oh i'll think of something
00:09:31oh
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00:10:35why
00:10:36oh
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00:10:40He broke a few bones before they got him down.
00:10:43Get in there.
00:10:57I'm gonna give you a break.
00:10:59If you take me, you walk away clean.
00:11:02In fact, I'm gonna fight you with one hand tied behind my back.
00:11:10Gah!
00:11:17Delicious!
00:11:18Bring more.
00:11:27Get that.
00:11:33Latest weather report from Malibu climate looking great.
00:11:37Two surf nerds downloading soon into your mainframe.
00:11:43Just as I hoped.
00:11:45If anyone has infiltrated our operation, we'll know within a few hours.
00:11:50Our contact man in Washington has succeeded in breaking into the lethal force computer system.
00:11:56Who's that?
00:11:58All you have to know is his code name.
00:12:00Hard Drive.
00:12:02Hard Drive?
00:12:04Mr. Drive has spoken with his two proteges.
00:12:06New Blood.
00:12:08A couple of hot shots from Malibu.
00:12:11They have no police record.
00:12:13They're supposed to be two of the best hitters around.
00:12:15Well, I'm rolling down the highway.
00:12:16With nothing better to do.
00:12:17I'm rolling down the highway.
00:12:18With nothing better to do.
00:12:21I'm rolling down the highway.
00:12:26I'm coming back to you.
00:12:27With nothing better to do.
00:12:33I'm rolling down the highway.
00:12:37I'm rolling down the highway
00:12:40With nothing better to do
00:12:43I'm rolling down the bad way
00:12:48I'm coming back to you
00:12:51Who wrote the funny
00:12:54Step aside
00:12:56I got some lovin' that I can't hide
00:13:00She gives me reason
00:13:02Not to roll
00:13:04She gives me lovin' when I come home
00:13:08So I'm rolling down the highway
00:13:11With nothing better to do
00:13:15I'm rolling down the bad way
00:13:20I'm coming back to you
00:13:23I'm coming back to you
00:13:26Hard drive called. We've been tagged to do a job.
00:13:34Cool, JP. But before we get into this, I need a shower.
00:13:37No problem. I want to check today's market report anyway.
00:13:40Cool. So you got that thing wet yet?
00:13:43What, a surfboard?
00:13:44No, man. It's just a chick magnet.
00:13:46So how'd we do today?
00:14:04The market rocketed to a plus nine points early on.
00:14:08The overall Dow average at this time is down six.
00:14:13Two of our stocks are doing pretty well.
00:14:15The GM is down four and a half points.
00:14:18Yes. That's not good, is it?
00:14:23We're only up on four stocks this year.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:28And we're eating it on 19 others.
00:14:31At this rate, the banks are gonna call in our paper
00:14:33and we'll be filing Chapter 11.
00:14:36Face it, JP.
00:14:38We reek as investors.
00:14:39I mean, here we are, a couple of Harvard Business School grads
00:14:43and the...
00:14:45We'll give or take a class or two.
00:14:48And the only way we know how to make a killing
00:14:50is by making a killing.
00:14:53I'm afraid you're right.
00:14:56Like Grandma used to say,
00:14:58always have something to fall back on.
00:15:00So, where'd you get the checks?
00:15:16I ran into them yesterday at the brokerage house.
00:15:19They're stock analysts.
00:15:21MBAs.
00:15:23From Stanford.
00:15:25Is that all you know about them?
00:15:26Hey, they're smart, they're rich, and they're easy.
00:15:28We have something in common.
00:15:30We're easy, too.
00:15:36Over here, JP.
00:15:45So, what about that call?
00:15:47This is it, amigo.
00:15:48We're going to Dallas.
00:15:50Big D?
00:15:51We'll be working for a guy named...
00:15:53Are you ready?
00:15:54Warrior.
00:15:57So, how's the pay?
00:15:59Good.
00:15:59Unlike the stock market,
00:16:01we're assured of a record profit surge.
00:16:03$300,000 cash.
00:16:06Pete's investing in pork chops.
00:16:09Pork bellies.
00:16:11Oh, yeah, I knew that.
00:16:11We eat, we drink, we come back here and we play a little twister.
00:16:32Will I hate myself in the morning?
00:16:34I hope so.
00:16:35I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right back here and I'll be right
00:17:05Let's go.
00:17:35Let's go.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:19:05Let's go.
00:19:35Let's go.
00:19:43These are 12 uncut diamonds from Russia.
00:19:46We slipped them through customs yesterday morning with a regular shipment from South Africa.
00:19:49My God, they're beautiful, even uncut.
00:19:54Yes, they are.
00:19:55Count them and sign this inventory.
00:19:58This is a one-time operation.
00:20:00Warrior knows this.
00:20:01It's far too dangerous to ever try this again.
00:20:04Notice, I'm putting your signed piece of paper in the case of the diamonds.
00:20:11I'm sealing the case.
00:20:13This is the key to a post office box in Beverly Hills.
00:20:21You're going to take this case, put it in the post office box and destroy the key.
00:20:25Do this immediately, exactly as I've instructed.
00:20:28Chances are someone will monitor your every move.
00:20:30This is my package.
00:20:37This is cool half million.
00:20:38Pleasure doing business with you.
00:20:40I hope to never see you again.
00:20:43Likewise.
00:20:45Likewise.
00:20:45Likewise.
00:20:45Pleasure doing business with you also.
00:21:15Well, here I am all hard to try.
00:21:43I've got everything that you ever want.
00:21:46So come on down and check me out.
00:21:49I'm your man without a doubt.
00:21:52I'm bragging.
00:21:53I'm bragging on me.
00:21:57I'm bragging.
00:21:59I'm harder than me.
00:22:03I'm the man you'll see in your dream.
00:22:06I'm the one who'll make you be.
00:22:09I'm bragging.
00:22:12Bragging on me.
00:22:15I'm a hot little man from Tokyo.
00:22:17I've got more love than you'll ever know.
00:22:21So come on over and give me a try.
00:22:24I'll show you the biggest reason why.
00:22:27I'm bragging.
00:22:29Oh, bragging on me.
00:22:32Yes, I'm bragging.
00:22:35I'm harder than me.
00:22:38Well, I'm the man you'll see in your dream.
00:22:42I'm the one who'll make you be.
00:22:45Bragging.
00:22:46Oh, bragging on me.
00:22:48Oh, go, cat.
00:22:52Ah, so.
00:22:55Ow.
00:22:59Go, man, go.
00:23:03Oh, cow.
00:23:13Well, I bet you're thinking how would it be
00:23:17To have a great as a man in me.
00:23:20Well, baby, you'll have no doubt.
00:23:23And all my loving will wear you out.
00:23:26I'm bragging.
00:23:28I'm bragging on me.
00:23:31I'm bragging.
00:23:33I'm harder than tea.
00:23:37Look here.
00:23:38I'm the man you'll see in your dream.
00:23:40But I'm the one who'll make you be.
00:23:43I'm bragging.
00:23:45I'm bragging on me.
00:23:47Oh, there's a chop to wear, eh.
00:23:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:51Bring it on me.
00:23:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:58Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it from Maxim's very own Elvis Foo.
00:24:03Performing here three times nightly at the Cloud Nine Lounge.
00:24:06How long have you been using this act as your cover?
00:24:21Six months.
00:24:23Not exactly packing him in.
00:24:26Hey, I haven't hit my stride yet, babe.
00:24:28Yeah, right.
00:24:30Yeah, right.
00:24:32Foo, I have a suite here at the hotel, and we have a lot to cover.
00:24:38Asshole.
00:24:39This guy warrior, who the hell is he anyhow?
00:24:46The bastard was on our side.
00:24:51He was a world-class athlete, won gold medals in wrestling in two international events.
00:24:56He was a perfect candidate for the CIA.
00:24:58He did damn good work for the CIA in Russia for four years.
00:25:04Then the Cold War ended.
00:25:06Like many other agents, he was dismissed.
00:25:10His services were no longer needed.
00:25:13Warrior's mother was part American Indian.
00:25:15So after his Russian gig, he came back to this country.
00:25:20With his great athletic ability, he became a professional wrestler.
00:25:25In memory of his mother's heritage, he put on war paint and called himself the Supreme Warrior.
00:25:31With this masquerade, he was able to travel throughout the world as a professional wrestler.
00:25:36Through contacts he made when he was with the CIA, he set up a black market network.
00:25:42He was able to smuggle fine art out of Europe, especially from Russia, diamonds from Siberia,
00:25:49and gold and silver and precious artifacts from Mexico.
00:25:54The SOB's even into pirating porno films.
00:25:57And he's involved in furnishing women for clients in the Mideast.
00:26:01White slavery, if you will.
00:26:03Can you believe this guy?
00:26:05Yeah, I can.
00:26:07As we agents say it, truth is stranger than fiction.
00:26:12Cool it with that rice paddy crab, Foo.
00:26:15Continue, grasshopper.
00:26:17I'm here because Shark and Scorpion have infiltrated his porno business.
00:26:22And now that the warrior has accessed our computers, their lives are in imminent danger.
00:26:28If we don't get to Shark and Scorpion fast, they're going to get whacked.
00:26:32Since you were stationed here, I wanted to recruit you to help me find them before it's too late.
00:26:38The last time Shark contacted me, he said he and Scorpion would be working in an industrial park area.
00:26:46But they did not know which one or where.
00:26:49Due to security reasons, I'm unable to make contact with them.
00:26:54Shark did say that they would be driving a white Audi station wagon with Louisiana plates.
00:26:59All we can do is hit it in the morning.
00:27:03Try to find that white wagon.
00:27:05And them.
00:27:10We're approaching the area where Doc was last contacted.
00:27:16Man, there are a lot of trees down there.
00:27:19Not like West Texas where I'm from.
00:27:22It's really flat where I come from.
00:27:25How flat is it?
00:27:26It's so flat, when your dog runs away from home, you can see him for three days.
00:27:32That's flat.
00:27:46Hey, look at the map.
00:27:48There's a hunting cabin up ahead.
00:27:49We'll spend the night there.
00:27:50Is there room service?
00:27:53Yeah, right.
00:27:58When Hard Drive recommended you, he said you had a certain flair for the absurd.
00:28:04I see your cover is that of a couple of California surfers.
00:28:08You got it.
00:28:09You are?
00:28:10Smith, sir.
00:28:12And you are?
00:28:13Barney, sir.
00:28:13Smith and Barney?
00:28:16Yes, sir.
00:28:18They're code names.
00:28:19Not our real names.
00:28:21Not our real names.
00:28:24Can either one of you work a video camera?
00:28:26Dude, are you kidding?
00:28:29We're totally celluloid literate.
00:28:31Cyberspace film school.
00:28:32Two-day intensive.
00:28:33Isn't it amazing what you can learn on that map?
00:28:36Enough.
00:28:37You'll take the next plane to Vegas.
00:28:40Your instructions are in here.
00:28:42Radical.
00:28:42Go.
00:28:44You.
00:28:45Mr. Barney.
00:28:47My name is not Dude.
00:28:50I can dig it.
00:28:51Do that.
00:28:53Dig it.
00:29:12That damn owl again.
00:29:36Shut up!
00:29:39Kim, the facts.
00:29:54My, my, my.
00:29:56What's it say?
00:29:57There's strong evidence that a gringo friend, Doc Oslin, is working both sides of the fence.
00:30:02I will take care of it personally.
00:30:05Well, what do we do?
00:30:08I said shut up!
00:30:12Fox this to word.
00:30:16Finish loading these things into the cabin and guard it with your life.
00:30:19Okay, Kim.
00:30:22Get in.
00:30:23We have a long drive back to our camp.
00:30:27That southern owl is an endangered species.
00:30:42Well, it's not endangered anymore.
00:30:49You think you'll need that?
00:30:51Never know.
00:30:54Explosive tip, right?
00:30:58Everything I touch has a way of exploding.
00:31:01Mind if I try it sometime?
00:31:04Be my guest.
00:31:05There's something I have to get off my chest.
00:31:26What is it?
00:31:26What is it?
00:31:29How do you like these?
00:31:43I just got them.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:46Who got them before?
00:31:52Hello?
00:31:54Scorpio and I do believe.
00:31:55My name is Pete, and I'm stoked.
00:32:00We've heard about you and Shark, and we've seen your audition tape.
00:32:04Now we're ready to do it big time for all the world to see.
00:32:09We've been waiting for your call.
00:32:11Where should we meet you?
00:32:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:14You don't meet us.
00:32:15We'll pick you up.
00:32:17We have a lot of props.
00:32:19Perhaps we should follow you.
00:32:23They have props.
00:32:25Okay, that may do.
00:32:28You stay right where you are.
00:32:30We'll be in touch.
00:32:44Hey, at last we have their trust.
00:32:47We'll be on the inside.
00:32:49We have to be performers in a porno film to do it.
00:32:52So be.
00:32:52Yeah, we may as well give it the whole nine yards.
00:32:57It'll distract them.
00:32:59Then we'll nail the bastards.
00:33:01I think we should rehearse till they get here.
00:33:09Shark, you two start without me.
00:33:12Should be about a half a mile up the road.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:24What the fuck?
00:33:24These are all the cranes.
00:33:24They're all right.
00:33:25They're all right.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:26They're all right.
00:33:27They're all right.
00:33:27They're all right.
00:33:28They've got to go save.
00:33:28I'll do it.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:29They're all right.
00:33:30They're all right.
00:33:31you know something the dead deserve respect I'm gonna give this guy a one-gun salute
00:34:01damn it foo I'm calling Jordan right now you call that foo play
00:34:11okay I understand Tyler and Tiger have gone to locate Doc you and foo in Las Vegas searching
00:34:24for shark and scorpion how the hell did this leak out Jordan you told me this couldn't happen
00:34:31we are trying to locate the problem obviously it's internal here in Washington
00:34:35did you can I run away to Dallas locate your people meet us there the day after tomorrow
00:34:41I'll need more time if I'm successful here I'll need to locate Cobra in Beverly Hills
00:34:47Cobra's on her own Willow you can't mean that the hell I can't you have your orders
00:34:55Dallas two days we're gonna salvage what we can from this mess
00:34:59I don't trust that bastard come on foo let's go
00:35:09you
00:35:19you
00:35:21Let's go.
00:35:51We have a way to contact Cobra. With this phone, I can activate her warning device. Her device will respond in 60 seconds. It's a code red signal returned to Dallas home base immediately.
00:36:02So do it, Willow.
00:36:04It's not that simple, Foo.
00:36:06Why?
00:36:07The Warriors people could intercept the signal, and if they know she's being warned, they'll kill her immediately. But we have no choice.
00:36:15Hey, where's Tony?
00:36:25He, uh, came down with a real bad headache. I'm filling in.
00:36:28I'm filling in.
00:36:58Boy, my pool man's really gonna be pissed. I hope he doesn't clog my filter.
00:37:19Hey, that looks like Manuel's car.
00:37:29Something's up.
00:37:30He ain't supposed to be back till tomorrow.
00:37:31Grab him!
00:37:42Hold it.
00:37:42Hold it.
00:37:42So, you gringo bastard. You work for Jordan. This will be fun, getting you to talk.
00:38:01Take him inside.
00:38:03Take him inside.
00:38:11They're shooting.
00:38:15They're shooting.
00:38:16Down!
00:38:16Come on!
00:38:25Kim, get in the car.
00:38:37Kim, get in the car.
00:38:37Kim, get in the car.
00:39:07Take him inside.
00:39:17Take him.
00:39:18that son of a bitch has got a big gun
00:39:39you wanted to try this be my guest
00:39:48yeah
00:39:57here
00:39:58flat
00:40:13nice to see you doc
00:40:15yeah
00:40:17damn it how'd this happen
00:40:19these bastards trusted me
00:40:21i've been here for two months
00:40:22i was this close to getting everything we need to nail them
00:40:25i discovered a security leak in the computer system
00:40:28the four agents on this mission are on red alert
00:40:31you mean someone on our side's giving us up
00:40:34afraid so
00:40:35ain't life grand
00:40:37matter of fact it ain't
00:40:39let's go doc we got a plane over here
00:40:42had us on the others cobra shark and scorpion
00:40:44cobra's on her own
00:40:46willow is trying to locate shark and scorpion in vegas
00:40:49this used to be a sleepy little town now look at it there must be dozens of industrial areas
00:41:02finding a white audi station wagon is going to be tough
00:41:06she looks good
00:41:16shark and scorpion this is pete i'm charlie
00:41:21we're gonna make a hell of a film
00:41:24oh yes we are
00:41:25or
00:41:30uh-huh
00:41:31well
00:41:33uh-huh
00:41:33oh
00:41:35uh-huh
00:41:36they're going to work
00:41:38oh
00:42:09Light 1628 departing Los Angeles for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport is ready for immediate boarding at gate 41B.
00:42:39I'll get the car.
00:42:49The Dallas office is about 15 minutes from here.
00:43:05Hey, this way.
00:43:13I think we've got some good stuff.
00:43:15Jeez, you're gross.
00:43:17Hey, that was great, but we're gonna need a few more shots.
00:43:24We'll meet you here tomorrow at noon.
00:43:26Cool.
00:43:27We set the line, dude.
00:43:43Let's see if the fishies bite.
00:43:47We have to meet with Jordan tomorrow.
00:43:49I can't wait.
00:43:50I've got a few things to settle with him.
00:44:14Welcome to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.
00:44:17Baggage for flight number 1628 can be claimed in carousel number 2.
00:44:23Cobra here.
00:44:24I've arrived in Dallas.
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30Okay.
00:44:31What's the combination?
00:44:331851.
00:44:36Let's go back.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:38Try it.
00:44:48Shark.
00:44:53The camera recorded him going behind this screen.
00:45:08Look at this.
00:45:09They're counterfeiting every kind of film ever made.
00:45:13This is a multi-million dollar scam.
00:45:26Look at this little puppy.
00:45:27I'm good.
00:45:28I bet I'd get Siskel and Ebert's two thumbs up.
00:45:31I don't think so.
00:45:33This is one tape they're not gonna get.
00:45:37We've got what we need.
00:45:39Let's get out of here.
00:45:41Let's go.
00:45:54Let's go.
00:46:06It's showtime, baby!
00:46:08Let's go, let's go, come on.
00:46:09Come on, bring it up.
00:46:10Come on, let's go.
00:46:16Hey, this is cool, I can do this.
00:46:19Top of the world, Ma!
00:46:21Good shots, Fu!
00:46:23Around the corner, go!
00:46:24Would you, babe?
00:46:29Come on, Fu!
00:46:30Let's go!
00:46:36Hey, we're doing pretty good.
00:46:38Did you see me hit the chick?
00:46:39Yeah, and I got the guy.
00:46:40I'll go over there and finish him off.
00:46:41Me?
00:46:42My head, I got you covered.
00:47:01They're hit, Fu, they're hit.
00:47:03Get the phone a call for an ambulance.
00:47:05Damn you!
00:47:06How bad is it?
00:47:10Damn!
00:47:12Sure, Jordan, we'll escort them to the hospital.
00:47:15Make sure they're under 24-hour guard.
00:47:17I want you two back in my office by noon tomorrow.
00:47:21By the way,
00:47:22Kerber checked in 10 minutes ago.
00:47:24She made it back here okay.
00:47:26Thank God.
00:47:27Hey, come here, there's someone locked up inside.
00:47:30Willow, I'm coming with you.
00:47:35I'm coming with you.
00:47:36Alex, we're in the air.
00:47:38Help, please, help.
00:47:39Thank God.
00:47:42What the hell happened to you guys?
00:47:44We were jumped yesterday by two maniacs.
00:47:46They tied us up and threw a dozen burgers at us.
00:47:48Yeah, with extra ketchup.
00:47:50You two must be the real Pete and Charlie.
00:47:52Yeah, right.
00:47:53That's right.
00:47:54I'm lucky to be alive.
00:47:55I could have died of indigestion.
00:47:57Right.
00:47:57Something's wrong.
00:48:16Tiger, you take the outside.
00:48:18You got it.
00:48:19You got it.
00:48:21I'll see you.
00:48:27I'll see you.
00:48:29I'll see you next time.
00:48:30Bye.
00:48:31Bye.
00:48:31Bye.
00:48:32Bye.
00:48:36Bye.
00:48:37Bye.
00:48:38Bye.
00:48:39Bye.
00:48:39Bye.
00:48:40Bye.
00:48:42Bye.
00:48:48I don't know.
00:49:18Hey, it's okay, Tyler. Blondie's home.
00:49:24Damn, Cobra, you scared the hell out of me.
00:49:27You scared me too. I could use a little protection.
00:49:31What's the similarity between real estate and kissing?
00:49:51Name? Location?
00:50:03Yeah. Yeah, okay, Tyler.
00:50:08Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:50:10First, I gotta get something off my chest.
00:50:11First, I gotta get something off my chest.
00:50:23So Shark and Scorpion were only wounded.
00:50:30And you idiots knocked out Pete and Charlie at my studio.
00:50:37They worked for me, you morons.
00:50:39Hey, we went there. We told them who we were.
00:50:42They got real pissy with us.
00:50:43Yeah, yeah, they showed us no respect, man.
00:50:46We're college educated.
00:50:48My whole damn Vegas operation is up in smoke now.
00:50:51Well, who would have figured that Foo and Willow would have showed up?
00:50:55They were cool, man. Pros like us, packing heat.
00:50:58Yeah, yeah, and hand-to-hand with Foo and Willow was out.
00:51:01Word on the street is that they're both black belts.
00:51:04Really?
00:51:04That's very interesting.
00:51:10Well, I'm gonna give you two monkeys one more chance.
00:51:14Go work out.
00:51:16Get your bony little asses into shape.
00:51:26Your boy Doc got away, too.
00:51:28We were attacked.
00:51:30Surrounded by a small army.
00:51:32Not to worry, sir.
00:51:33All the items were previously taken to your cabin at the lake.
00:51:38There was nothing left at my camp to implicate our operation.
00:51:43Hard Drive wants his money tomorrow.
00:51:45You know what to do.
00:51:59Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:00Just follow his orders.
00:52:04He can be brutal.
00:52:05By the way, where's your lovely associate, Kim?
00:52:08I left her at the hotel.
00:52:10She was gonna go shopping.
00:52:12Please, put in a good word for me with the warrior.
00:52:15Of course, Manuel.
00:52:17Don't worry.
00:52:18My dear, you are a woman of a thousand faces.
00:52:36That's one way to put it.
00:52:39Kim, I don't know which part of your body to kiss first.
00:52:43Surprise me.
00:52:59All right, all right.
00:53:01Settle down, everyone.
00:53:03We're gonna get back on track.
00:53:05Hey, track this, Jordan.
00:53:07You want to fire me?
00:53:08Be my guest.
00:53:09I can retire in two years, or you can can me now and pay me off.
00:53:13Four of us put ourselves on the line.
00:53:16We infiltrated the warrior's top operations.
00:53:18And your department let some turncoat jerk-off give us up?
00:53:23Can I say something?
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:25No, no, I mean something off the record.
00:53:28All right.
00:53:29Sure.
00:53:30I'm not so sure you're not the jerk-off who fingered us.
00:53:33Me?
00:53:34You son of a bitch!
00:53:35Yeah, you.
00:53:35Who else knew what we were up to and how to access the master computer in Washington?
00:53:40What was it, Jordan?
00:53:41Money?
00:53:42What'd you get?
00:53:4330 pieces of silver?
00:53:44You're crazy, Doc.
00:53:46The only person in this room that can access the computer is Tiger.
00:53:49I'm the only one as far as we know.
00:53:51But it can be done by any expert, given enough time, data, and access codes.
00:53:56Face it, Jordan.
00:53:57It could be you.
00:53:59Why did you get so ticked off when Cobra told you I contacted her on the red alert beeper?
00:54:03You could have compromised a whole operation.
00:54:06My call saved her life.
00:54:08You want to talk about Shark and Scorpion?
00:54:10The leak that put their asses at Death's doorstep came from your end.
00:54:14It came from Washington.
00:54:15All right!
00:54:17Let's stop this.
00:54:18We aren't getting anywhere.
00:54:21I say, when we've arrested the warrior and this operation is over, you kick Jordan's
00:54:26ass on general principles.
00:54:29What about you, Dietrich?
00:54:30Have you got anything to say?
00:54:33I must advocate Jordan's feelings on this matter.
00:54:36The computer infiltration was an unfortunate incident.
00:54:39Unfortunate incident?
00:54:40My ass.
00:54:42Dietrich, you're not in the field dodging bullets.
00:54:47Come on, folks.
00:54:48What are we going to do next?
00:54:49Well, let's consider our options.
00:54:53The warrior obviously has a central computer office somewhere in the city.
00:54:57We don't know where.
00:54:58But what we do know, he has a home in the Knob Hill District of North Dallas, a very expensive, gated community.
00:55:06He pretends to be a solid citizen.
00:55:08He frequents the arts and he donates to charity.
00:55:11Puts up a very good front.
00:55:12We know his primary contraband.
00:55:16Paintings, artifacts, and gold were transported from Manuel's location in South Texas to a secluded barn on Lake Dallas.
00:55:24Those artifacts are priceless.
00:55:25The Las Vegas porno operation, that was small potatoes, just for kicks.
00:55:31The contraband from South Texas and the diamonds Cobra handled in Beverly Hills, that's his score.
00:55:37The warrior is consolidating.
00:55:39He's going to make a big move soon, like out of the country.
00:55:43I can feel it.
00:55:45Tyler and I will stake out his place in Knob Hill tonight, see what we can come up with.
00:55:50Cobra, Tiger, and Fu can stay at our place, in case you need them.
00:55:55That'll be fine.
00:55:57Uh, Willow, I'll need you for a while longer.
00:56:00We have a hell of a lot of paperwork to cover.
00:56:01Sure.
00:56:04I'll get my files and be right back.
00:56:13I don't trust those bastards.
00:56:15You guys keep your asses covered.
00:56:17Yeah, that's why I mentioned the stakeout, to see how they'd react.
00:56:22Which one of these cars belongs to Jordan and Dietrich?
00:56:24That white one right there.
00:56:27Good luck, guys.
00:56:31This should keep tabs on.
00:56:42Yes!
00:56:44Ken!
00:56:44Woo!
00:56:46Man, this working-out stuff is killing me.
00:56:48Yeah, after this set, we can have a cigarette break.
00:56:58There's a lot of construction going on around here.
00:57:01That's the weirdest place right over there.
00:57:06That's the weirdest place
00:57:34We're on the same page here
00:57:36Yes, sir, everything's under control the cowboys in the woods behind us about a hundred yards back
00:57:45Do your thing don't screw up
00:57:58It's our worst nightmare Tyler have someone in our organization giving us up probably for money
00:58:05I'm gonna drop out grace my bike
00:58:12Get laid
00:58:21Damn!
00:58:22Out the back, Tyler! Out the back!
00:58:24There's two idiots again!
00:58:26Oh my god!
00:58:27Don't move! Get out of here!
00:58:29Oh, my God!
00:58:31Alright!
00:58:33I'm gonna crush on you, baby!
00:58:37Do it, Chaz! Do it!
00:58:39Push it back! Push it back!
00:58:41Push it back!
00:58:43Alright, I'll win one of them, Chaz!
00:58:51Doc, Doc, they got guns!
00:58:53Get out of here!
00:58:55We got no bullets left!
00:59:01Oh, you alright?
00:59:07How bad is it? You okay?
00:59:13Oh, my God! We're lucky we got away!
00:59:23I've seen your dossier.
00:59:25I say you're a California girl.
00:59:27That's right.
00:59:29The bio said you were working at Disneyland when you were recruited.
00:59:33What did you do there?
00:59:35I was one of the rides.
00:59:37Alrighty.
00:59:39Here we go.
00:59:41Let's hit the bar for a cool one.
00:59:43See you in the morning, Dietrich.
00:59:45We'll hit it early.
00:59:47This should really piss off the agency.
00:59:49I don't know, man.
00:59:51I think most of it will rub out.
00:59:53There's a general store a couple miles back on the road.
00:59:55Can you make it?
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:58He says these agents have received information from the La Crosse satellite.
01:00:00Information as to where the Warrior has his treasures stashed.
01:00:01Room service, please.
01:00:02I don't know.
01:00:03I don't know.
01:00:04I don't know, man.
01:00:05I think most of it will rub out.
01:00:08There's a general store a couple miles back on the road.
01:00:12Can you make it?
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:14Let's go.
01:00:15He says these agents have received information from the La Crosse satellite.
01:00:18Information as to where the Warrior has his treasures stashed.
01:00:28Room service, please.
01:00:30Hey, I'm gonna grab some breakfast and call Fu to pick me up.
01:00:34We'll meet you at the office this afternoon.
01:00:46Here's a fact, sir.
01:00:48Ah, La Crosse satellite.
01:00:51I'm always amazed at the amount of information that can be gathered by a satellite
01:00:55200 miles up in the sky.
01:00:57We're to meet the Interpol representatives at that lake site.
01:01:00It's about a 30 minute drive from here.
01:01:06This is Fu.
01:01:07Fu?
01:01:08I'm at the holodome.
01:01:09Pick me up in half an hour.
01:01:11I'll be waiting out front.
01:01:13I assume you will have much to tell me, little butterfly.
01:01:18Your body is like a temple.
01:01:22You must have used it to extract an enormous amount of information from Mr. Jordanson.
01:01:28I didn't get jacked from him.
01:01:30All we did was hump our brains out.
01:01:33You have a way with words, little flower.
01:01:37I shall be there in 30 minutes.
01:01:39I've got to haul ass.
01:01:40Room service.
01:01:41You fellas can set that down right there.
01:01:42You fellas can set that down right there.
01:01:46Today's special.
01:01:47Waffles a la barretta.
01:01:48You better make that to go.
01:01:53You better make that to go.
01:02:16Thanks, man.
01:02:35Thanks a lot.
01:02:36We leave tonight on my private jet for South America,
01:02:48the day of the warrior.
01:02:50First, I'll kill these two with my bare hands.
01:02:55I can feel the power.
01:02:58Then, I'll leave this wretched country
01:03:01taking riches beyond my wildest dreams.
01:03:04The world is my oyster.
01:03:07Ron, take these two to the lake cabin
01:03:10and pack up everything.
01:03:13Prepare them to fight.
01:03:20Here's a gift for you.
01:03:22Thanks.
01:03:26When Fu left to get Willow,
01:03:28he said he'd be right back.
01:03:30That was over two hours ago.
01:03:34Nobody's heard from Jordan or Dietrich.
01:03:36It's a lake cabin.
01:03:40It's the only lead we have.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:03:42Well, this is it.
01:03:59According to the map,
01:04:00this is where we're supposed to meet him.
01:04:01Please open the case.
01:04:27Please open the case.
01:04:27This is a bomb.
01:04:34It's very simple.
01:04:37We give Mr. Hard Drive the case.
01:04:40We get back in the car.
01:04:43He drives away.
01:04:46I press the button.
01:04:48He blows up.
01:04:49I like it, Manuel.
01:04:54You think of everything.
01:04:56So we burn up a few dollars with the explosion.
01:04:59It costs money to stay in business.
01:05:01It'll be money well spent.
01:05:05I think of everything.
01:05:06Come on.
01:05:30We've got to find their cabin, somewhere on this lake.
01:05:44The homing device signals we planted only carry five miles, Doc.
01:05:48We need to get lucky.
01:05:49Here it is, Mr. Hard Drive, I believe.
01:06:05Open it.
01:06:11One million dollars in unmarked bills.
01:06:16This should keep you in style for the rest of your life.
01:06:20Money goes far in certain parts of Europe if you don't overdo it.
01:06:23This is only a fraction of what I helped the warrior amass.
01:06:26If I decide to overdo it, tell him I'll be back for more.
01:06:31I'll do that.
01:06:32I'll be back for more.
01:06:45Jesus!
01:06:45I don't know.
01:07:15Back roads are tough.
01:07:28Camp's about a hundred yards this way.
01:07:30Come on.
01:07:45We're going to get killed.
01:08:10I've told you a thousand times.
01:08:13You've got to think positive.
01:08:17I'm positive we're going to get killed.
01:08:20So am I.
01:08:21Arrgh!
01:08:25Arrgh!
01:08:33Arrgh!
01:08:37Arrgh!
01:08:39Oh, it's the bug on Jordan's car.
01:08:54Oh, my God!
01:08:56What happened to you?
01:09:02He's lucky to be alive.
01:09:03Oh, he's got some broken ribs.
01:09:07I'll be okay.
01:09:10Lucky he had my bulletproof vest on.
01:09:12Dietrich is the mole.
01:09:14That son of a bitch, he did this.
01:09:16Then some cheesy blonde.
01:09:18They turned north past those trees.
01:09:20Let's get him into the boat.
01:09:22We can't go back.
01:09:23Willow and Fruit could be at the cabin.
01:09:25If they're alive.
01:09:33Come on, baby.
01:09:35Come on, baby.
01:09:36Get away from that.
01:09:37Come on, big girl.
01:09:38Get away from that.
01:09:39Come on.
01:09:40Get away from that.
01:09:42Get away from that.
01:09:44Yeah!
01:09:55Hey, JP.
01:09:56Come with me.
01:10:03Good to see you.
01:10:06How did it go up El Taco?
01:10:08Tostada, baby.
01:10:10Manuel was a thieving son of a bitch.
01:10:13We've got to get this stuff loaded up.
01:10:15Take it out to the airstrip.
01:10:17We're going to fly out here with a warning in about six hours.
01:10:20Let's get started.
01:10:28Hey, while they're loading up, let's go patrol the area.
01:10:30That's a great idea.
01:10:32Hey, you see anything fishy?
01:10:35You drive.
01:10:36I'll shoot.
01:10:37Cha-cha-cha.
01:10:38Here I come.
01:11:02..
01:11:08GIGGLE!
01:11:10GIGGLE!
01:11:11Oh, shit!
01:11:14Oh, god!
01:11:15Oh, god!
01:11:17Whoa!
01:11:18Look, Kaz!
01:11:19There they are!
01:11:20They're shooting at us!
01:11:21Hit the deck!
01:11:22Hit those guns.
01:11:23Shoot!
01:11:24Come on, JP!
01:11:25Shoot!
01:11:26Come on, JP!
01:11:27No!
01:11:28Oh, fucking kids!
01:11:29The more you sweat the less you bleed
01:11:59When they come around the bend, we'll nail them
01:12:17Hey, piss ants
01:12:21Some business issues, all we ended up with was a bunch of syringed underwear
01:12:45Hey, handcuff yourselves to this post, boys
01:12:49Party's over
01:12:50We'll send for you later
01:12:53Come on, come on
01:13:03Doc, the only device you put on their green van
01:13:17Signal's coming in strong
01:13:19It's just up ahead
01:13:20Come on, come on
01:13:34What's that, Scrap?
01:14:04What's that, Scrap?
01:14:34What's that, Scrap?
01:15:04What's that, Scrap?
01:15:14Hey, without that gun, I could tear you apart with my bare hands.
01:15:26You spit in Doc's face, you slut.
01:15:34Oops.
01:15:38Ain't nothing like a right cross.
01:15:40Everything else just sucks.
01:16:04That son of a bitch has one of those big guns, too.
01:16:10Give me that cane.
01:16:12My cane?
01:16:14What's that, Scrap?
01:16:28I told you everything I touch is a way of exploding.
01:16:40Aren't you listening?
01:16:50I told you everything I touch is a way of exploding.
01:16:54Aren't you listening?
01:16:56Willow and Fu are not in the cabin.
01:17:10Nothing would please me more than to blow your head off.
01:17:26You have five seconds to tell us where Willow and Fu are.
01:17:42Get me!
01:17:43Get me!
01:17:44Get me!
01:17:45Come get this thing!
01:17:50Hiya, my ass.
01:17:52Get out of my ass.
01:18:03Oops.
01:18:07Practice, Doc.
01:18:08Practice.
01:18:09I gotta get something off my chest.
01:18:30Fuck him, Fu.
01:18:32Murder won.
01:18:37Come back here.
01:18:38Whew.
01:18:51Whew.
01:19:22The word from the hospital in Las Vegas is that Shark and Scorpion are doing fine.
01:19:30They'll be released in two days.
01:19:33This riverboat here in Louisiana is fabulous.
01:19:36Yeah, and it's just a stone's throw from Big D.
01:19:39This is great.
01:19:41A little gambling, good food, great company, good sex.
01:19:48Oh, look at this.
01:19:49Big, hit my stride.
01:19:53Three weeks here at I Love Capri.
01:19:55Let's hear it for Foo.
01:19:57I love you, guy.
01:19:59I'll drink to that.
01:20:01We'll all drink to that.
01:20:02Well, here I am, oh, hot to try.
01:20:09I got everything that you ever want.
01:20:12So come on down and check me out.
01:20:15I'm your man without a doubt.
01:20:17I'm bragging.
01:20:20I'm bragging on me.
01:20:22Oh, I'm bragging.
01:20:24I'm bragging on me.
01:20:25I'm bragging on me.
01:20:27I'm bragging on me.
01:20:27I'm bragging on me.
01:20:28I'm bragging on me.
01:20:29I'm bragging on me.
01:20:29I'm bragging on me.
01:20:30I'm bragging on me.
01:20:30I'm bragging on me.
01:20:31I'm bragging on me.
01:20:31I'm bragging on me.
01:20:32I'm bragging on me.
01:20:32I'm bragging on me.
01:20:33I'm bragging on me.
01:20:33I'm bragging on me.
01:20:34I'm bragging on me.
01:20:34I'm bragging on me.
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