- 2 days ago
A man named Mr. Smith delivers a woman's baby during a shootout, and is then called upon to protect the newborn from the army of gunmen.
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00You're dead, bitch!
00:01:13What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:30Fuckin' hell.
00:01:42Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:58Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:02:00You son of a bitch!
00:02:04Eat your vegetables.
00:02:08He's in here!
00:02:10Come on!
00:02:20Get outta here!
00:02:22Get outta here!
00:02:24Get outta here!
00:02:30We'll see if that happens!
00:02:32Shut up and roll!
00:02:34Get outta here!
00:02:36Get outta here!
00:02:40Get outta here!
00:02:42I don't wanna care!
00:02:44I don't wanna care!
00:02:46I don't wanna care!
00:02:48I don't wanna care about your rights!
00:02:50I don't wanna care!
00:03:00Get outta here!
00:03:01Get outta here!
00:03:02Aaaaahhhhh!
00:03:05Come on, push.
00:03:17Push.
00:03:24You know what I hate?
00:03:30I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:35That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:41Okay, it's coming.
00:03:43Come on, give me one big push.
00:03:56What the fuck?
00:04:05I'll bleed. I'll bleed now.
00:04:07Quit squirming and ruining my shot.
00:04:13What a piece of crap.
00:04:14We're out of here.
00:04:25Sorry about the messy delivery, Mon.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:35Bring me quiet.
00:04:37Give Junior something to dream of.
00:04:38Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:50What are you trying to kill this woman?
00:04:52What are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:09Something funny.
00:05:10Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:13There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:15She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:05:18She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:05:22When she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:26You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:28But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:31Ted for tat, right?
00:05:35Yeah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:37The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:41That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:44What the fuck?
00:05:45Get him!
00:05:56Who are you?
00:05:58Lady, what's your name?
00:06:28You're a little bit.
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00:06:53You're a little bit.
00:06:54You're a little bit.
00:06:55Nice knockers.
00:07:25Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:55Tit-for-tat, Mr. Hero, tit-for-tat.
00:08:01I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:12No, I got it.
00:08:13See, I'm not the head.
00:08:15Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the
00:08:19work.
00:08:20Every second counts, right?
00:08:22Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:34Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:36When the woman draws a gun, I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:41And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:43I don't know.
00:08:45After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:47This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:49I mean, since we decided that we'd deal with him later, but if we go after the woman,
00:08:53he gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:55He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:58Okay.
00:08:59Take it easy.
00:09:00Sit down.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02Ah!
00:09:03Oh, you all right?
00:09:05Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:10Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:15I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:17All right.
00:09:18Well, I got a piece of lead in my body as a reminder.
00:09:20Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:22Ah!
00:09:23My ass!
00:09:24Ah!
00:09:25And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:43Yeah.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:57Oh, my God.
00:10:27Oh, my God.
00:10:57Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:49Oh, my God.
00:11:51Oh, my God.
00:11:53Oh, my God.
00:11:57Oh, my God.
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, my God.
00:12:29Oh, my God.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:35Oh, my God.
00:12:45Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:11Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:14Okay?
00:13:15I love you, too.
00:13:19Yeah, bye-bye.
00:13:24You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:29Don't know.
00:13:30You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:39Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:43Turn us around.
00:13:44Come on.
00:13:45Come on.
00:13:47Come on.
00:13:49Come on.
00:13:50Come on.
00:13:50Come on.
00:13:51Come on.
00:13:51Come on.
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00:14:00Come on.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:01Come on.
00:14:01Come on.
00:14:02Come on.
00:14:02Come on.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:06Come on.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:07Don't worry, kid.
00:14:16Someone good will find you.
00:14:29Oh, my God, look at this.
00:14:32Someone left a baby.
00:14:37Oops.
00:15:07Fuck me sideways.
00:15:37Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:44Where's Quintana?
00:15:46Wait, Smith.
00:15:47Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:49Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:50Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:51Smith.
00:15:52I like that, huh?
00:15:53Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:55You can't go up there.
00:15:57Come on.
00:15:57Come on.
00:15:58I got a bad boy on it, so I will play.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:07I can't be playing.
00:16:13And when he needs.
00:16:21Money.
00:16:22Money makes the world go round.
00:16:25Money.
00:16:26Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:29If the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:32Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:34Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:35Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:36Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:37Sorry, pal.
00:16:38Bar's closed.
00:16:39Hmm?
00:16:40If you want to lose your name of my lady.
00:16:43Oh!
00:16:48Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:50There's plenty to go around.
00:16:51Not for me, thanks.
00:16:52I'm lactose and taurine.
00:16:53Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:16:55Ooh.
00:16:56Kinky.
00:16:57I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:16:58Five grand.
00:16:59That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:02Are you clean?
00:17:03You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:17:04So you'll do it.
00:17:05Waffanculo.
00:17:06Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:07For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:08I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:09I didn't steal the kid.
00:17:10I didn't steal the kid.
00:17:11I didn't steal the kid.
00:17:12I just want you to take care of it.
00:17:13All right.
00:17:14I'm sorry.
00:17:15All right.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm sorry.
00:17:18That's fine.
00:17:19But it's all right.
00:17:20It's all right.
00:17:21I'm sorry.
00:17:22I'm sorry.
00:17:23I'm sorry.
00:17:24Waffanculo! Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:27For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:30I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:32I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:34Trust you?
00:17:36I don't even know your real name.
00:17:39Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:41I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:17:54Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:12Forget it, Dad.
00:18:17Fine.
00:18:21Ciao.
00:18:24I just need to stop.
00:18:25Love you.
00:18:28Please be free to stop.
00:18:30I'll do it again.
00:18:31I'll do it again.
00:18:34I'll take it seriously.
00:18:37I'll take it seriously.
00:18:39I'll take it seriously.
00:18:41I'll take it seriously.
00:18:44.
00:18:48For the first time, the man should be locked up.
00:18:51Rest in milk.
00:19:21Let's go.
00:19:25This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:27Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on top in the city.
00:19:35I already told you, Smith, you're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:41I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:49I'm sorry.
00:19:53Scram, fellas.
00:19:55Give me a moment alone here with CafΓ© Lama.
00:20:01Relax.
00:20:03Relax.
00:20:07Give me a piccola trolletta.
00:20:13There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:19Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:21He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:24And what is this man's name?
00:20:28Smith.
00:20:30Mr. Smith.
00:20:32How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:38He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:44He always used the same name.
00:20:46Smith.
00:20:47I don't believe you.
00:20:49I think you know more about this man.
00:20:57He was a lousy tipper.
00:21:03It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:15If I had anything on it, I might tell you.
00:21:21Then it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:33What's up, Doc?
00:21:35Oh, you're a waskily wabbit.
00:21:41But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:44Yeah?
00:21:46That's a sick shooter.
00:21:48I just counted six shots.
00:21:52You've blown your load.
00:22:00Well, what about you?
00:22:02Your 9mm is empty, too.
00:22:05Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop,
00:22:07one in the men's room.
00:22:08And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:11And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:14No.
00:22:15But you see, like my weapon,
00:22:16it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:19Oh, really?
00:22:22Wanna bet.
00:22:32Ah!
00:22:33Ah!
00:22:34Ah!
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:36Ah!
00:22:37Ah!
00:22:38Ah!
00:22:40Ahhhh!
00:22:41It's nothing like a good hand job.
00:22:53Get your things.
00:22:54We're going.
00:22:55Get your things. We're going.
00:22:58I can't believe it, but it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:23:02But in the accident of a casino, I find you for your fault.
00:23:05Explain me, but listen. I don't understand the word you're going on about,
00:23:08but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:11Damn you, Smith. I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:14Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:17Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:19You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:23:21Which car do you want?
00:23:23What?
00:23:24I'm tired of walking.
00:23:27Look at this.
00:23:34Do you want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:37I give up.
00:23:40With a car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:44Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:24:04Oh, good, good. I'm glad you like the flower.
00:24:10Listen, sweetie. I've run into a small hitch. I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:20But don't, don't worry. I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:26Hugs and kisses.
00:24:28Bye-bye.
00:24:29So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:32These guys were stalking this pregnant lady. I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:36You see that? I fucking hate that.
00:24:40What?
00:24:41What?
00:24:42This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:44I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:48So you started shooting at them?
00:24:50No. I don't carry a piece.
00:24:52I went to the woman. She had a gun. They started firing. I shot back. He's done it again.
00:24:59I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:25:02Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:09You want to know why?
00:25:10Not particularly.
00:25:11Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:15So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:17They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature.
00:25:21Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:23I can't go to the police.
00:25:24I can't go to the police.
00:25:25Why not?
00:25:26I'm the Unibomber.
00:25:27They caught the Unibomber.
00:25:29That's what they think.
00:25:31We stupid...
00:25:33Right. That's it.
00:25:45You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:48If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:51Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:56How many local boys?
00:25:59I need men, you understand?
00:26:02I need a lot more men.
00:26:05I need a lot more men.
00:26:06I want four mags. A box of 9mm 147 hollow points. And give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:17You're a little short. You're light. You said you had $5,000.
00:26:30How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:44You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:47It's as good as cash.
00:26:48You're pathetic, Smith. We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:51Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:57Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:27:01I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:27:04Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:09Deal.
00:27:37Damn it, Smith!
00:27:39What the hell are you doing?
00:27:40Making some money.
00:27:41Making some money?
00:27:42Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:27:45Something for the baby?
00:27:51A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:55Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:28:02So this is it. It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:28:07Same old Smith. Down and dirty.
00:28:11Glad you like it.
00:28:21Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:33No, you'd never make it.
00:28:35They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:37Probably got some of the boys in blue on paola too.
00:28:39I've rounded up fifty guys.
00:28:55Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:57Stop the car. He was here.
00:29:09Come on. What makes you think he was here?
00:29:11Trust me. I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:13I always have. Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:17You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:21Now stop the car.
00:29:25Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:27I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:29Don't call him an it.
00:29:31It's an it to me.
00:29:37Tell me, Smith. Is there anything you like?
00:29:40Yeah. My privacy.
00:29:42Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:52I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:54Can I offer you anything?
00:29:58Carrot?
00:30:01It's good for your eyesight.
00:30:08Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:11Another lucky guess?
00:30:12Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:14He sees things we don't.
00:30:16He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:19Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:22My God.
00:30:23How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:30:28Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:32Hey, but...
00:30:34Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:36The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:42Besides...
00:30:51Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:54Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:56We could call him Oliver.
00:30:57Oliver?
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59Like Oliver Twist.
00:31:00Because he's a Norfolk?
00:31:01Because I like the book.
00:31:02You like the book?
00:31:03I didn't hate it.
00:31:05That's a first.
00:31:11Which bird they could, do you think I should go with here?
00:31:15Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:17Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son?
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:21So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:31:23He's eight.
00:31:24Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:31:25Can you believe it?
00:31:26There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:27I'd better leave.
00:31:28I'd better leave.
00:31:41Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:42We have it in ourβ¦
00:31:44Hey.
00:31:45Hey, did you notice that?
00:31:49No, this is what?
00:31:50Look, lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:31:55He cries.
00:31:58Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:32:02He shuts up.
00:32:05That's so weird.
00:32:09You must find it comforting.
00:32:12Sir.
00:32:13Yeah?
00:32:14Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:16That's good.
00:32:18Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:22It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:28And if that happens in this show,
00:32:31I'm going to do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:35All right?
00:32:36Let's kill this mother.
00:32:38Go.
00:32:38It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:46Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:48No.
00:32:48I'm telling you.
00:32:50This means...
00:32:51Go!
00:32:52Back way!
00:32:53Go!
00:32:53Go!
00:32:54Go!
00:32:54Go!
00:32:54Go!
00:33:03I'm going to do a good guy.
00:33:04I'm going to do a good game.
00:33:05You win some, lose some, and kill the flames you meet.
00:33:10I'll do something.
00:33:11I'll do something.
00:33:12I'll do something.
00:33:13I'll do something.
00:33:14It's my fault!
00:33:15I'll do something.
00:33:16I'll do something.
00:33:17I don't care if I'm home, but you will be devil
00:33:20Going in with the blue, it's all a game to me
00:33:24Seven on eleven, slay that I'm catching you
00:33:34Come on, come on
00:33:36Double up with nothing, just take this one
00:33:41The ace is a great, the ace is a good show
00:33:44Baby, I'm the one
00:33:57Another little choker
00:34:06Another little choker
00:34:07Another little choker
00:34:11The ace is a good show
00:34:23The ace is a good show
00:34:24The ace is a good show
00:34:26I know you've got to see how he's been able to leave the dead.
00:34:56I know it's gonna be the ace of spades, and the ace of spades, and the ace of spades.
00:35:03My god, do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?
00:35:26Come on, boys! He ain't out of the briar pets yet!
00:35:33No.
00:35:48Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.
00:35:50No.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:54I like dogs.
00:36:03Wait a minute.
00:36:05Oh.
00:36:06Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:09Fuck.
00:36:10Fuck.
00:36:11Fuck.
00:36:12Fuck.
00:36:13Fuck.
00:36:14Fuck.
00:36:15Fuck.
00:36:16Fuck.
00:36:17Wait a minute.
00:36:18Aww.
00:36:19Aww, that rat bastard.
00:36:23You rat bastard.
00:36:40What is it?
00:36:41It's a baby's diaper.
00:36:48This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:50It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:52Do you actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:56and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:37:00Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:37:03Predictive.
00:37:05Well, he isn't crying now.
00:37:10So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother?
00:37:14I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:37:16Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:19Somebody's been stalking us.
00:37:21Let's find out who.
00:37:40You're the owner of this place.
00:37:41Who's asking?
00:37:42I asked.
00:37:46Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:47No.
00:37:51Just as I suspected.
00:37:54You really is into jewelry.
00:37:56Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:38:01Go to hell.
00:38:02Don't mess with me.
00:38:04You ain't got the cojones.
00:38:06Oh, God.
00:38:07So who were these guys?
00:38:13I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:38:17They paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:19I never saw them again.
00:38:21I just figured they would use the back way.
00:38:22Read it.
00:38:26Read it.
00:38:47Oh, Madonna.
00:38:48This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:49This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:51This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:53The
00:38:59good fuck?
00:39:04This is pretty fucked up.
00:39:14Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:26All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:29Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:31We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:36The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:38I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:42What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:45When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:48Yes, sir. I already made the call.
00:39:50Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:52We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:56Thank you, sir.
00:39:58I appreciate your confidence.
00:40:01Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:40:07Watch where you step.
00:40:10The ice cream is melting.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:16These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:19This is weird.
00:40:21There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:23One donor?
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26And a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:38It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:42How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:43You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:45See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:57The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:41:01You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:08Exactly.
00:41:09And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:12That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:14No, my baby, no.
00:41:42So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:46That's good.
00:41:48And then I got to thinking.
00:41:50You know what I hate?
00:41:51Here we go again.
00:41:52I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:58That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:42:01I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:09So, what do we do next?
00:42:11I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:13Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:18Look, we finally went to sleep.
00:42:21Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:22The moment you close your eyes for our nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:25You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:30You just hate everything.
00:42:32I don't hate you.
00:42:34Is that why you picked me?
00:42:36You know why I picked you.
00:42:37You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:40We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:42You just don't get it.
00:42:44What?
00:42:47You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:53A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:56And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:43:06You're right.
00:43:07It's over, Kebola.
00:43:14No.
00:43:16It's my fault.
00:43:18It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:21The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:24If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:28Eggs have no business dancing with stones.
00:43:31You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate most.
00:44:00So, yourself.
00:44:06What happened to your baby?
00:44:08Forget about it.
00:44:10Tell me.
00:44:10My baby.
00:44:11My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:44:16My baby was delivered and stillborn.
00:44:24Get off of me!
00:44:26Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:45It's called a gun.
00:44:46It's called a gun.
00:44:50Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:44:58Now, this is the business end.
00:45:00You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:45:06Now, this is important.
00:45:07This is called your safety.
00:45:09You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:14But really,
00:45:14this is your number one safety.
00:45:24Are you hungry?
00:45:25I wonder if I ever meet you,
00:45:43sorry.
00:45:45Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:45:55Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
00:46:00I watch this youthful paisy night
00:46:10They drink, they scream just like a child
00:46:17Ah, ah, ah
00:46:34Ah, ah, ah
00:46:40Ah, ah, ah
00:46:50Ah, ah
00:46:56Ah, ah
00:46:58Ah
00:47:00Ah
00:47:02Ah
00:47:04Ah
00:47:06Ah
00:47:08Ah
00:47:10Ah
00:47:12Ah
00:47:14Ah
00:47:16Ah
00:47:18Ah
00:47:20Ah
00:47:22Talk about shooting your lad
00:47:32Ah
00:47:36Look at this
00:47:38This is a Hamilton night tag
00:47:40These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:42Of course
00:47:44This is weird
00:47:46All these guys have gone up
00:47:48Ah
00:47:54Don't even tell me
00:47:56Any of them in his bloody bag now
00:47:58Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:48:02Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:48:04Getting angry releases an enzyme
00:48:06Cheptophan hydroxylase which can temporarily reduce the IQ
00:48:10That's something I can't afford to do right now
00:48:12Well
00:48:13How do you know all that?
00:48:14My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel
00:48:16Take me west side
00:48:18I need to report in
00:48:19I got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is
00:48:22Oh
00:48:26No more arguments
00:48:27I have to do this alone
00:48:28And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay
00:48:33This is the only place I know you'll be safe
00:48:36A tank?
00:48:37An M24 tank
00:48:39You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives
00:48:41You're whacked
00:48:42I am
00:48:44I'm also serious
00:48:46But nobody's allowed to get in it
00:48:48Don't worry
00:48:49When I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:52You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days
00:48:56The pureed carrots are the best
00:48:59Now you know how to use those right?
00:49:03Yes but what if you don't come back?
00:49:06That's not gonna help
00:49:08There is no way to be sure
00:49:11Yes there is
00:49:19I'm Stella
00:49:29My Stella
00:49:34Stop whining!
00:49:35If you don't behave I am going to spank you!
00:49:39Stop whining!
00:49:40Stop it!
00:49:42I hate you when parents hit their children
00:49:44What go of my arm?
00:49:45Not until you stop hitting your kid
00:49:46I will discipline my child as I see fit
00:49:49How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:53See?
00:49:54Doesn't feel so good does it?
00:49:56Help!
00:49:58Help!
00:50:00Help!
00:50:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:50:03It's not funny!
00:50:07It's not funny!
00:50:08a game
00:50:24So what's your go in?
00:50:26On this all-star ground powder?
00:50:28Well anybody this good had to start out young
00:50:30And it's usually because their pop was good at it too
00:50:33You know like MacArthur's dad was a general
00:50:35and Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:37My son is a video game whiz,
00:50:39and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:43Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Henderson.
00:50:45In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control,
00:50:49so a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:53Now, I've got an inside man at immigration
00:50:55working on which of these guys had sons,
00:50:58and if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:51:00I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:51:03You got diddly!
00:51:07Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:09Sit.
00:51:11Yes, now you treat.
00:51:13Now you get your treat.
00:51:14My man has been running the name down,
00:51:15and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:21National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:23Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:28But after that, the kid has never heard from again.
00:51:31Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:34This leads me to a theory.
00:51:36Theory?
00:51:37Theory is bull-nookies.
00:51:39All you got is a man with no name,
00:51:43riding into town on a pale horse,
00:51:46dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:51:49Too much is a boil.
00:51:50No?
00:51:51You are very satisfied.
00:51:52You are too lazy.
00:51:54Ugh.
00:51:55cando einfach music
00:51:56You know why people in this country love guns, and it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:52:26Phallic mumbo-jumbo, like cocking your gun.
00:52:29No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:35where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:40And a pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:48I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:52Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:52:54I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:53:02I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:53:09Yes, sir.
00:53:13Right away, sir.
00:53:16Shh.
00:53:18Amorimio.
00:53:20Don't worry. Dad, you will be back soon.
00:53:24Hold it! Hold it!
00:53:44Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:52So do you.
00:53:53I promise to, uh, despair your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:58Forget it.
00:53:59Oh, boy.
00:54:13Hey, who trains you?
00:54:15Hmm?
00:54:16NSA black ops, CIA, the army?
00:54:20Well, whoever.
00:54:21It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:23You think that's good?
00:54:24You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:29Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:54:30Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:34But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:40I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:43My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:46Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:48He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:50Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:56What's the matter?
00:55:05You don't like that story?
00:55:09Well, then why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:55:12Children's story, please.
00:55:14Oh, I know.
00:55:15Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:17Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:20Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:55:26Go, girl!
00:55:28Go, girl!
00:55:56Go, girl!
00:56:26So, what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:42Okay, buddy.
00:56:46Drop your weapon.
00:56:52Ow!
00:56:56Think you got him?
00:57:23God damn it, Smith!
00:57:25So, I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:29Who?
00:57:30A man named Hammerson.
00:57:32Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:34He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing
00:57:38weapons.
00:57:40Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:43No.
00:57:44It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:45It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:52Shit.
00:57:53It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:55If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:58:00It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:58:02Mr. Goethe, a guy called his men a final of babysitters.
00:58:05The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:09It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:58:11He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:13So, we contact this man, and then we're safe.
00:58:16It's over.
00:58:17Are you crazy?
00:58:17This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:58:21I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:23Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:26They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:28So, I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:33I'm going to check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:37But, what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:40Where should I get off?
00:58:43I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:45What?
00:58:45Trust me.
00:58:47I can't know.
00:58:56Smith, do you really think this is going to work?
00:58:58Just stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:59:03Run!
00:59:03And now we're going to be running for a dump.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:12Hit me.
00:59:14Turn the susum.
00:59:171 in.
00:59:221 in.
00:59:232 in.
00:59:23Let's go.
00:59:53Let's go.
01:00:23Let's go.
01:00:53Let's go.
01:01:23So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:31Let's go.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03That is twisted.
01:02:05That sick son of a bitch.
01:02:08Oh, that sick son of a bitch suck at us again!
01:02:11Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:25Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:29Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:34That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown, not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:39Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:42I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:45Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:49I want to see the senator.
01:02:50All right.
01:02:52He wants to see you, too.
01:02:55He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
01:02:59You can fly with him.
01:03:00Runway seven, two hours.
01:03:02If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:06What were you doing in there?
01:03:24Cleaning my gun.
01:03:26Really?
01:03:28You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:31We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:32Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:36In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed to the next race.
01:03:41I owe you my life.
01:03:49Well, this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:53I heard about you.
01:03:55You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:57Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:04:00And a lot of morphine.
01:04:02So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:10Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:12Very clever.
01:04:13Simple.
01:04:14You're the Democratic frontrunner for president, and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people.
01:04:22Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:26We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
01:04:31Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:34Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun nuts is found out.
01:04:37They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
01:04:40They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:42Correct.
01:04:44So, where's my savior?
01:04:48You know what I hate most?
01:04:53Liars.
01:04:54What the hell are you doing?
01:04:55You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:56No, you're crazy.
01:04:57Am I?
01:04:57When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:05:01Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:05:04I don't know what you're talking about.
01:05:06Save the life for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:05:08If he ever makes it there.
01:05:09You know what else I hate?
01:05:12Hypocrites.
01:05:12You're the biggest one of all.
01:05:14Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:16His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:21You see, Rutledge called us, and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:27In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our right.
01:05:31To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:33Oh, come on, Smith.
01:05:33Come on.
01:05:35Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:39Back off.
01:05:40Back off.
01:05:41Back off or I'll kill him, hopefully.
01:05:44I had to do it.
01:05:46I want to leave.
01:05:47I am meant to be president.
01:05:48Yeah, well, you got what it takes.
01:05:50You put yourself before the people.
01:05:51I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:54Are you going to square it with the public?
01:05:55It is, it is a constitutional, right?
01:05:58Back off.
01:05:58Get back.
01:05:59I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:06:01I'm around.
01:06:02They had you at hello.
01:06:04Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:06:06Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:09They're the bad guys.
01:06:10Come on, Smith.
01:06:11Don't be a fool.
01:06:12The game is over.
01:06:13You rolled the dice.
01:06:14You lost.
01:06:14Let him go.
01:06:44Smith, there's no escape.
01:06:46Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:49If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:53They'll be saved.
01:06:55Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage and trigger immense support for
01:07:00your proposals.
01:07:01The sympathy vote in the Congress will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:07:08Your legacy will live on.
01:07:11Don't do it!
01:07:13Then do it.
01:07:14Let me regain some honor.
01:07:17It's my...
01:07:18Son of a bitch.
01:07:26Son of a bitch!
01:07:27God damn it!
01:07:34It's my love!
01:07:40It has to be a lie!
01:07:44It's my love!
01:07:46It has to be a lie!
01:07:49, it's my love!
01:08:18I'm not going to sneak off my skin.
01:08:26I'm not going to lie.
01:08:31I'm not going to lie.
01:08:36You got it!
01:09:06You got it!
01:09:22You got it!
01:09:29Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:46Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:48I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:50Bye-bye.
01:09:59Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:17This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:20Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:23Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:27Somebody gets to be smart, and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:31Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:37Yes, indeed.
01:10:40The circle of life.
01:10:42The circle jerk of life.
01:10:45Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:48Well...
01:10:54I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:59Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:11:04Believe me.
01:11:06Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jammering on a lot.
01:11:10No!
01:11:11No!
01:11:12No!
01:11:13Again, I ask.
01:11:15Where are the woman and the child?
01:11:16Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just have invalidated.
01:11:19It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:20Why are you doing this?
01:11:21It's over.
01:11:22Yes, surely it will be.
01:11:24it's your choice when the pain stops why are you doing this it's over it shortly it will be
01:11:36no I really should thank you I just got a bigger contract because of you I mean I wasn't just on
01:11:47Hammerson's payroll you know what are you babbling on about now you really think the
01:11:53people that employ me we're just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the
01:11:58senator there's no way that you could cover up this whole thing hmm the senator's plane crashed
01:12:06into the East River they haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge so you see once I
01:12:10silence you and the woman the cover-up will be complete so once again I ask you where are the
01:12:16woman and child you know I'll break your finger my boy told me this one you'd punch me in the nose
01:12:23I'd kick you in the ass very amusing I give that one the old thumbs up
01:12:31what if we don't get to us before we leave oh I know your whole story that man who went on the
01:12:39shooting spree in the restaurant he visited the little gunshot that you inherited from your dad
01:12:44you sold him a pair of shotguns killed your own wife and boy I'm not telling you a goddamn thing
01:12:54where are you we're gonna need something a little more invasive
01:13:07oh
01:13:37The gun's just fucking great.
01:13:48Have a second.
01:14:07Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:37Oh, my God.
01:15:07Oh, yes, sirree, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:12But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:17I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:21Say that again.
01:15:23I said I am dead...
01:15:25Stop!
01:15:26That part of it you got right.
01:15:37It's the wife.
01:16:01My honey.
01:16:07She's leaving me.
01:16:14You know what I really hate?
01:16:16You know what I really hate?
01:16:26What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:34What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:47I don't know.
01:16:49I don't know.
01:16:52I don't know.
01:16:54I don't know.
01:16:56I don't know.
01:16:58I don't know.
01:17:01I don't know.
01:17:03I don't know.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:06I don't know.
01:17:07I don't know.
01:17:08I don't know.
01:17:11I don't know.
01:17:12I don't know.
01:17:13I don't know.
01:17:15I don't know.
01:17:24I don't know.
01:17:26Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:32The FBI stated an anonymous tip that the limit remains.
01:17:56Don't worry, little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:09Oliver. In love.
01:18:29What took you so long?
01:18:35All right, this is a robbery! Empty the drawer of it!
01:18:59Everyone else freeze! Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:19:03He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your buttholes!
01:19:07That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, so don't fucking move!
01:19:11I'm in a rush here and come on!
01:19:13You know what I hate?
01:19:14Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:16That's right, you heard him!
01:19:18You know what...?
01:19:19I'll be back over there!
01:19:20You know what I'm making!
01:19:21You know what I'm making!
01:19:22He's not mad.
01:19:24I'll be back over there!
01:19:26They're back over there!
01:19:27I'll be back over there!
01:19:28I won't go to his arms!
01:19:29We'll be back over there!
01:19:31You've beenΟ
γ to your house!
01:19:33God!
01:19:37No!
01:19:40No!
01:19:45No!
01:20:03It's time to hide in this dark
01:20:05Yeah, believe that
01:20:10Yeah, keep that high who never dies
01:20:16Yeah, believe that
01:20:33Yeah, believe that
01:21:03Yeah, keep that high who never dies
01:21:07Yeah, believe that
01:21:13Yeah, keep that high who never dies
01:21:17Yeah, believe that
01:21:22Yeah, believe that
01:21:26Yeah, believe that
01:21:44Yeah, believe that
01:21:54Yeah, believe that
01:21:56Yeah, believe that
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