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00:00:00What are you doing?
00:00:05Nothing, Mother.
00:00:06Oh, nothing, huh?
00:00:07What are you looking at?
00:00:09I'm just looking through my telescope.
00:00:11Oh, you're just looking through your telescope, huh?
00:00:23Oh, you filthy, stinkin' pervert!
00:00:30Oh, Mom, please don't.
00:00:35You should be in here studying,
00:00:37not acting like some sexually depraved vagrant off the street.
00:00:41How do you expect to become a scientist if this is how you spend your time?
00:00:47Women are bad, Kevin.
00:00:50Women are evil.
00:00:53I don't want you looking at them.
00:00:55I don't want you talking to them.
00:00:57And I don't want you thinking about them.
00:01:00You should be studying.
00:01:02But, Mom...
00:01:03Don't but, Mom, me, you little nothing.
00:01:07You're grounded for a year.
00:01:09You're not leaving this room, and I'm boarding up your windows.
00:01:13Mom, please.
00:01:14Kevin Dornwinkle, you are a failure.
00:01:18Do you understand me?
00:01:20Now, I don't want to hear you talking back to me again.
00:01:22Am I understood?
00:01:23You make me sick.
00:01:31You make me sick.
00:01:31You make me sick.
00:02:01Fellow scientists, welcome to the International Physics Symposium.
00:02:16As you well know, we have gathered here at the request of Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle,
00:02:23who claims his latest scientific finding will be the greatest single discovery of the century.
00:02:29Dr. Dornwinkle, I think I speak in behalf of everyone in this room when I admit my skepticism
00:02:39over your so-called breakthrough, but nonetheless, you have our undivided attention.
00:02:56Thank you, doctors.
00:02:59As you know, my area of expertise is the area of molecular reorganization.
00:03:07Now, as a result of my years of experimentation with the realignment of atomic particles,
00:03:16I have not only been able to recreate a substance within a substance,
00:03:23I have been able to de-create any substance via molecular reorganization.
00:03:33We've all read your theories of molecular reorganization in the journals, Dr. Dornwinkle.
00:03:38But what I can't understand is what new material are you getting at?
00:03:43My molecular reorganization theories, as you call them,
00:03:51are about to be proven as reality before your very eyes.
00:03:59To put it in its simplest terms, I have devised a way for a man or a woman
00:04:12to become completely invisible.
00:04:18Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:04:22That's ridiculous. I don't believe that.
00:04:26I came all the way from Belgium for such nonsense.
00:04:29Because I am so confident about my work
00:04:33that instead of injecting my serum into a pig,
00:04:41I will demonstrate my serum on myself.
00:04:48Feast your eyes on a miracle of modern medicine.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:18I can still see you, Dr. Dornwinkle.
00:05:46Dornwinkle, you are a disgrace to the scientific community.
00:06:02Dornwinkle, you are the stupidest man I've ever seen.
00:06:05Dornwinkle, you are the stupidest man I've ever seen.
00:06:05You want to see invisible?
00:06:16Watch us all leave.
00:06:24The only thing that's visible about you, Dr. Dornwinkle,
00:06:27is your brain.
00:06:29No!
00:06:33No!
00:06:35No!
00:06:37No!
00:06:48Wait!
00:06:49Get me! Get me! Get me!
00:06:56Stop it!
00:06:57Stop it!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00What are you doing?
00:07:01No!
00:07:02No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:28Last month, a quadruple murder sent shockwaves to the scientific community when Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle went berserk, killing in cold blood four of the world's top scientific minds.
00:07:47Now in a turn of events almost as shocking as the murders themselves, Dr. Dornwinkle will escape the death penalty due to a psychiatrist's testimony that he is mentally incapable of standing trial.
00:07:57Dr. Dornwinkle will be committed to the state institution for the criminally insane where he will undergo extensive therapy.
00:08:04And on a lighter note, Nehru jackets are back.
00:08:27Dr Promise
00:08:36Dr conc utility
00:08:38Dr. Dornwinkle
00:08:48Dr�
00:08:50No! No! No!
00:09:12Well, didn't you all hear the news? I mean, it was on TV in the rain.
00:09:16My mom told me, woke me up. How did he die?
00:09:19Maybe he ate himself to death, huh?
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22Sounds more like something you do, Gordon.
00:09:24Oh, ha ha.
00:09:25That's funny, John.
00:09:26Man, I can't believe Mr. Frankus is dead.
00:09:29What a heavy trip, man.
00:09:31Heavy trip.
00:09:31Maybe he had a heart attack. He had high blood pressure, you know.
00:09:34How would you know that he had high blood pressure?
00:09:37How could you not know?
00:09:38I mean, his face is always as red as a beet.
00:09:41True.
00:09:41Hey, maybe since this old man Frankus kicked the bucket, we won't have to take physics this summer.
00:09:46All right.
00:09:46How can you guys be so heartless?
00:09:50Mr. Frankus just died, and all you care about is getting out of class.
00:09:56I'm not heartless.
00:09:57Watch.
00:09:59Oh, take it.
00:10:00You don't know.
00:10:01All right, class.
00:10:05Settle down.
00:10:05Take your seat.
00:10:10As your principal, it is my sad task to inform you that Mr. Frankus, our physics teacher, died last week.
00:10:18Excuse me.
00:10:18Ms. Chell, how'd he die?
00:10:20Thank you for your concern, Bubba.
00:10:22Mr. Frankus, unfortunately, choked to death on a sandwich.
00:10:25What kind of sandwich was that?
00:10:27A barbecue beef sandwich.
00:10:30However, I want to assure you all that we will continue your summer school session as scheduled.
00:10:36Fortunately, we found a new teacher to replace Mr. Frankus.
00:10:43Now I would like you to meet your new physics teacher, Dr. Kevin Smith.
00:10:48Good morning, everybody.
00:10:57Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to leave you to mold these young minds into the future physicists of tomorrow.
00:11:03Thank you, Ms. Chell.
00:11:07Hello, class.
00:11:11To begin,
00:11:12I hope that this class is enjoyable for everyone.
00:11:22So, let's get started.
00:11:26Physics, as you know, is the poetry of the sciences.
00:11:32Now, everything is in harmony and has reason as its basis.
00:11:36Now, what are the four basic principles of physics?
00:11:41Does anyone know?
00:11:53What's your name?
00:11:55Vicki.
00:11:57Vicki.
00:11:58Do you know what the four basic principles of physics are?
00:12:01Dairy, meats, fruits and vegetables, and grain.
00:12:08Now, those are the four food groups.
00:12:18Commit this to memory,
00:12:20because it is the essence of physics,
00:12:22and physics is the essence of life.
00:12:26Is this guy for real?
00:12:28The four basic principles of physics are
00:12:33matter,
00:12:37energy,
00:12:43motion,
00:12:46and force.
00:12:52Oh, God.
00:12:53Two, four, six, eight,
00:13:05three, two, we have Trisky, eight.
00:13:07Wires!
00:13:08Wires!
00:13:09Yeah, Wires!
00:13:11Woo!
00:13:13Okay!
00:13:14Okay.
00:13:17Ready?
00:13:19Okay!
00:13:19We're gonna win, win, win, win, win, win!
00:13:22We're gonna fight, fight!
00:13:24Go, go, go!
00:13:25Kick that ball and kick it right!
00:13:27Take a touchdown and a shot!
00:13:29Go, T!
00:13:31Woo!
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:33Woo!
00:13:47Woo!
00:13:48Woo!
00:13:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:09Man, I sure wish I had a chick.
00:14:10Get high!
00:14:11Getting girls is easy, bubba.
00:14:13Just got to know how to talk to them.
00:14:15I know what to say to them.
00:14:16I say, hey, baby.
00:14:18Do you want to take a psychedelic journey through time with me?
00:14:22Wrong. You don't say that to a 90s chick.
00:14:25You say, hey, baby, you look like a smart, intelligent, artistic person.
00:14:30Now let me shake my face between your hooters and blow.
00:14:36Hey, Bubba, I think that Betty kind of likes you.
00:14:40No kidding?
00:14:41Oh, yeah.
00:14:42How are you? I keep my eye on her.
00:14:45Yo, funny! Bleachers!
00:14:48Okay, girls, take fun. I'll be back in a few minutes.
00:14:59Oh, my gosh, look at this. There's Henry.
00:15:04You know, every time I see you bouncing up and down in that outfit, I go crazy.
00:15:09Chet, I love you more than anything.
00:15:11Chet, not here.
00:15:19I can't help it if I find you completely irresistible.
00:15:22You do?
00:15:23You know I do. You're the only girl for me, Bunny.
00:15:26I am?
00:15:27You know you are.
00:15:30Let's do it right here. Come on, no one will see us, I promise.
00:15:32Are you crazy?
00:15:34You're going to get us expelled.
00:15:35Look, I'll meet you after school.
00:15:38Oh, but that's hours away.
00:15:40Well, think about something else. I mean, it's mind over body.
00:15:47Oh, okay. Okay.
00:15:50You know, it's hard for me, too.
00:15:53Well, personally, I think we should do it in class in front of everybody.
00:15:55But that's the difference between me and you.
00:15:57You are so terrible.
00:15:59Hey, speaking of terrible, what about that teacher, Dr. Smith?
00:16:02God, he's such a dork.
00:16:04I mean, anybody that passionate about something as stupid as physics,
00:16:08he's going to be a complete idiot.
00:16:10Yeah, I know. What a moron.
00:16:12This guy's worse than Frankus ever was.
00:16:15Hey, I got an idea.
00:16:17What?
00:16:18This is good.
00:16:20Let's drive him nuts.
00:16:21What do you mean by nuts?
00:16:24Nothing serious. Just some harmless fun.
00:16:26Some innocent pranks.
00:16:28Well, I'll just tease him a little.
00:16:30I'll get the guys, you get the girls.
00:16:32Okay. Well, what do you do first?
00:16:35I'll think of something.
00:16:37I'm starting to like this physics better already.
00:16:40I love you.
00:16:42I love you, too.
00:16:48Oh, God.
00:16:49Oh, we gotta hit the showers.
00:16:51Can I watch?
00:16:52Shit.
00:16:52What?
00:16:54Hit the showers, girls.
00:16:55Hey, watch where you're going.
00:16:58What's he trying to say?
00:17:01Henry's a mutant.
00:17:02He can't say anything, can you, Henry?
00:17:05He gives me the creeps.
00:17:06He's always giving us girls these weird looks.
00:17:09Is that true, Henry?
00:17:10What happened?
00:17:10I don't care if it is or isn't.
00:17:11Just don't come around bothering them anymore, okay?
00:17:15Thanks, Chuck.
00:17:16Let's get out of here.
00:17:16Oh, God.
00:17:17Oh, God.
00:17:17Oh, God.
00:17:18Oh, God.
00:17:19Oh, God.
00:17:19Oh, God.
00:17:20Oh, God.
00:17:21Oh, God.
00:17:21Oh, God.
00:17:22Oh, God.
00:17:22Oh, God.
00:17:23Oh, God.
00:17:23Oh, God.
00:17:24Oh, God.
00:17:25Oh, God.
00:17:26Oh, God.
00:17:27Oh, God.
00:17:28Oh, God.
00:17:29Oh, God.
00:17:30Oh, God.
00:17:31Oh, God.
00:17:31Oh, God.
00:17:47Oh, God.
00:17:48Oh, God.
00:17:55Oh, God.
00:17:56Oh, God.
00:17:58I'm falling, I'm losing my food, and I'm losing my mind.
00:18:06I'm losing my dreams, I'm losing my control.
00:18:14I love you again, and you're a pleasure.
00:18:19That is a call, I'm dreaming, and you're trying.
00:18:25lovely nothing
00:18:42i dropped some change out of my pocket i was looking for it oh i've dropped change many times
00:18:58it's funny how those blasted coins roll everywhere
00:19:01uh yes uh i have some lesson plans to prepare excuse me oh um dr smith april's parents called
00:19:11me and they're very concerned about her grades they were wondering if you would give her some
00:19:15private tutoring in physics um i have her address and phone number right here
00:19:41i overheard the students talking about me today
00:19:48i don't think they like me i'm trying so hard
00:19:59i put the past behind
00:20:07i have to be thankful for the opportunities the teaching is giving me
00:20:19i can continue my experiments
00:20:27if only i can isolate the isotope responsible for my previous families
00:20:38but i'm getting closer
00:20:47okay class tomorrow we'll continue our discussion on black holes
00:21:08hs3
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00:21:37hs3
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00:21:39hs3
00:21:40hs3
00:21:41hs4
00:21:42hs3
00:21:44hs2
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00:21:50hs1
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00:21:56hs2
00:21:58hs
00:22:00hs1
00:22:32HST, of course.
00:23:02I've got it now.
00:23:09I've got it now.
00:23:39There's a missing component to my serum.
00:23:46HS3, of course.
00:23:48Tonight is a night that will go down in history.
00:23:56A night that will be long remembered.
00:23:582.37 a.m., Monday, June 21st.
00:24:08I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit.
00:24:15The injection is completed.
00:24:22I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit.
00:24:34I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit.
00:24:40Damn!
00:24:44I have completely restructured my formula for the decreation of the atom.
00:24:58The inclusion of HS3 to the negative was a miscalculation on my part earlier, and I have substituted berylliox in its pure grain form.
00:25:08This small yet significant change in my formula should camouflage the atom within itself, thus creating a union of matter and space.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Yes.
00:25:21Yes.
00:25:22Yes.
00:25:23Yes.
00:25:24Yes.
00:25:25The time, 11.36 p.m., Monday, June 28th.
00:25:44I am injecting the bunny rabbit with the syrup.
00:25:55Injection completed.
00:26:03I am now waiting for the serum to take effect.
00:26:09Ah!
00:26:11This is fantastic!
00:26:14At 11.37 and 15 seconds exactly, the bunny rabbit is completely invisible.
00:26:22Oh, my God, my God, my God, I've done it!
00:26:25This is a historic day for science.
00:26:34God, I can't believe that I've done it.
00:26:38I've done it.
00:26:38I have done it.
00:26:40I've done it.
00:26:41I've done it.
00:26:41I have completed, and I've done it my way.
00:26:44I've done it.
00:26:45It's done.
00:26:46It's completely, completely invisible.
00:26:50God, I have single-handedly, me, me, me, I've done it.
00:26:55I have single-handedly changed the course of science forever.
00:27:06God, I've made you dare to laugh at me.
00:27:09Me, the greatest scientific mind of all time.
00:27:13Me, and I laughed at me, and me, and me.
00:27:23I have to try it on a human being, to see if it works on a human being.
00:27:28I must inject myself with the serum.
00:27:30I must do it immediately.
00:27:33There's no time to lose.
00:27:43Injection completed.
00:27:44I will be the first human being to ever be completely invisible.
00:27:54Oh, God, I can feel the heat racing through my veins.
00:27:58My heart and respiration are beating faster.
00:28:04I can feel it hit my brain.
00:28:08I feel dizzy.
00:28:09Oh, God, I can feel it working!
00:28:13It worked!
00:28:19It worked!
00:28:20I'm invisible!
00:28:22Invisible!
00:28:23It's been exactly ten minutes since I injected him.
00:28:40How very interesting.
00:28:44All the day's activities have been so trying.
00:28:48I'm so tired.
00:28:49I must sleep.
00:28:51Sleep.
00:28:53Sleep.
00:28:53The serum has a severe side effect on my dream state.
00:29:21One that, I'm sure, is harmless, however.
00:29:28However, I do feel a tremendous urge to re-inject myself with the serum.
00:29:35An urge that can only be satiated by another injection.
00:29:40April's parents called me, and they're very concerned about her grades.
00:29:59They were wondering if you would give her some private tutoring in physics.
00:30:02I have her address and phone number right here.
00:30:07Address and phone number right here.
00:30:09I have her address and phone number right here.
00:30:12I'm a hoover.
00:30:13Good man.
00:30:13Forgive me for his answers.
00:30:15What would you like?
00:30:18It's my brain battery.
00:30:21Nothing.
00:30:22I'm really tired!
00:30:23...
00:30:23I don't get therüstic venom.
00:30:24I have 30 minutes here.
00:30:26It's my heart.
00:30:30I couldn't cry here.
00:30:31Jason Stought sir!
00:30:32It's your heart when Ietrored Black Universe.
00:30:34I hope it was too dangerous!
00:30:35I'll try flames best for you in Hauptsboro.
00:31:07You talk about my grades.
00:31:17You see, I need an A in physics this summer in order to graduate, and I'd be willing to do anything for an A.
00:31:26Vicky, to get an A, I mean, all you have to do is study hard and do your homework.
00:31:32Physics.
00:31:33Forget the physics.
00:31:35Let's talk physical.
00:31:37Vicky, this is most unorthodox.
00:31:41Well, Dr. Smith, I'm not just doing this because I want an A. I'm doing this because I want to.
00:31:49This is really unprofessional, Vicky.
00:31:51Good morning, class.
00:32:04Well, I hope everyone's well-rested.
00:32:06Hey, what's up, Doc?
00:32:08I know I had a wonderful evening last night, and today promises to be a great day.
00:32:17That was disgusting, Gordon.
00:32:23Hey, thanks, Doc.
00:32:24And on that note, I think we will have a top quiz.
00:32:28How does everyone feel about that?
00:32:29What?
00:32:30What?
00:32:31You didn't tell us there was going to be a test quiz.
00:32:34Well, that's one of the privileges of being the teacher.
00:32:35I can do what I want and when I want.
00:32:38Okay, you're going to need the whole period for this.
00:32:40You can use the formulas that are up on the blackboard, and absolutely no cheating.
00:32:46It's more like a...
00:32:47Begin.
00:32:48Begin.
00:32:48Keep going.
00:32:48I used to kullan a nurse.
00:32:49Debbie.
00:33:13Good job.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:14See you.
00:33:15Bye.
00:33:16Bye.
00:33:16Bye.
00:33:17Bye.
00:34:18Turn to those tests immediately.
00:34:21Dude, we hardly got to start.
00:34:23Now call me dude.
00:34:25Everybody fails.
00:34:26That's an automatic F for everybody.
00:34:29Oh, great. What did I do this time?
00:34:45The rest of you open your texts to page 81.
00:34:51Come in.
00:34:57You wanted to see me, Miss John?
00:35:02Yes, Chad. Have a seat.
00:35:04I have your English achievement tests in front of me, and they don't look so good.
00:35:12Yeah, well, sometimes I freeze when I'm taking a test.
00:35:15Well, I'd be hard put to recommend you to a good college with these grades.
00:35:20What about my football scholarship?
00:35:22It's null and void unless I approve it.
00:35:25But I got to go to college.
00:35:29Well, maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement.
00:35:35Great. I'm for a deal.
00:35:40What do you have in mind?
00:35:43It's lonely at the top, Chad.
00:35:45Maybe I could give you some extra credit for extracurricular activities.
00:35:55You mean I wouldn't have to read any more books or take another test?
00:36:02No.
00:36:04All you have to do is make me feel like a woman.
00:36:08No.
00:36:12Ready?
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:15Give me a K.
00:36:16K.
00:36:17Give me an I.
00:36:19I.
00:36:19Give me an L.
00:36:21L.
00:36:21Give me another L.
00:36:23L.
00:36:24What's that spell?
00:36:25K.
00:36:26L.
00:36:26Whatever.
00:36:28K.
00:36:28L.
00:36:33Okay, girls.
00:36:34Let's have the showers.
00:36:38I need one.
00:36:41Hey.
00:36:42Don't win.
00:36:43Can you believe that loser, Dr. Smith flunking us all on that test?
00:36:55I'm sure.
00:36:56Oh, but anybody that wears his pants as high as he does, he's got to be a little bit off.
00:37:00A little off.
00:37:01I think he's a lot off.
00:37:03Come on, you guys.
00:37:03I think he's been a little too hard.
00:37:05Out of here, warthog!
00:37:27Get out of here!
00:37:29Get out of here!
00:37:33That guy gives me the creeps, man.
00:37:35I know.
00:37:37Check that out.
00:37:38Who put Ms. Jones over up there?
00:37:40I don't know.
00:37:41Well, I hope that Smith doesn't pop another quiz on us today.
00:37:45Smith will get what's coming to him when we keep up the torture treatment.
00:37:49I know.
00:37:50I thought he was going to have a stroke when we all dropped our books at the same time.
00:37:53Well, wait until he sees what we've got in store for him today.
00:37:56Yeah, we'll teach him not to give us an automatic F on our quizzes.
00:38:00What do you think your grade would have been if you didn't automatically fund us?
00:38:04An F?
00:38:04That's a different kind of F. At least I would have earned it, you know?
00:38:07That's true.
00:38:08Let's get out of here.
00:38:10Let's do it.
00:38:26How am I to get Chet to marry me?
00:38:29Benny, you have to give in to the poor guy once in a while.
00:38:32I know, but he's such an exhibitionist.
00:38:35I mean, he wants to do it in the strangest places.
00:38:37Well, Gordon and I did it in the girls' locker room.
00:38:42And we did it in Kimberly's dream closet.
00:38:45They're so disgusting.
00:38:49If you want Chet to marry you, Benny, that's what you're going to have to do.
00:38:52Do you really think so?
00:38:54I think I still.
00:38:54All right.
00:38:57Let's get out of here.
00:38:58All right.
00:39:11But Aristotle believed that the heavier an object, the faster it would fall to the ground.
00:39:16Now, it took Galileo's experiments with an inclined plane to disprove this.
00:39:21However.
00:39:22Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Smith.
00:39:24Oh, that's quite all right.
00:39:26May I speak to you in my office?
00:39:28Certainly.
00:39:30Okay, now, I expect all of you to behave while I'm gone.
00:39:33During the interim, you can fill out the questions at the back of Chapter 8.
00:39:50What can I do for you, Ms. Cello?
00:40:19Dr. Smith, you don't have a wife, do you?
00:40:28No, I don't.
00:40:31A girlfriend, perhaps?
00:40:32Female companion?
00:40:35No.
00:40:38What is it you're getting at?
00:40:43I'll be very blunt with you.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:49I find you extremely attractive.
00:40:59We're both adults.
00:41:06I have needs.
00:41:10You have needs.
00:41:12It's lonely at the top.
00:41:18Do you understand me?
00:41:21I think I understand.
00:41:23Myth.
00:41:24Ever since I was in grade school,
00:41:40I wanted to do this to a principal.
00:41:44No.
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00:42:23He who laughs, laughs.
00:42:53And now the news.
00:43:07The search still continues for Dr. Kevin Dornwinkel, internationally respected scientist and escaped killer.
00:43:12Dornwinkel, who escaped...
00:43:13God, I hate the news, man.
00:43:15Me too.
00:43:16Who cares about the news?
00:43:18It's for squares.
00:43:19Now you're starting to talk my language, babe.
00:43:21Oh, Baba.
00:43:25Oh, Betty.
00:43:27I've wanted to do this for so long.
00:43:29Me too.
00:43:30I want you to find me to do this.
00:43:32Oh, me too.
00:43:34For so long.
00:43:37I can't, I can't.
00:43:43Betty, come here.
00:43:44Help me.
00:43:45Betty.
00:43:46Betty.
00:43:49Lunchtime.
00:43:50Don't talk with your mouth, mole.
00:44:04I told you, don't call me doom.
00:44:20Oh, my God, Baba.
00:44:22What's going on?
00:44:25Come here, you little cramp.
00:44:34Are you taking a trip?
00:44:36See you next fall.
00:44:38Nobody likes a goody-goody.
00:44:45Goodie.
00:44:57Hmm.
00:45:00I think I need a brush job.
00:45:02Now, don't you know, I'm a small dresser man.
00:45:06I read it in Vogue.
00:45:08What do you think about my butt?
00:45:10Do you think it's too big?
00:45:11April, you're a stick.
00:45:13Oh, boy.
00:45:15Oh, did I tell you?
00:45:17Betty told me that Gordon's cousin is a fad.
00:45:20Can you believe it?
00:45:21No way.
00:45:22No way.
00:45:23Ah, you.
00:45:25Can I go get a little privacy in here?
00:45:27Let's get a little privacy.
00:45:35Wow, it's so quiet in here.
00:45:37Yeah, kind of eerie, huh?
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:39God damn it.
00:45:44Who would lock the doors in the middle of the day?
00:45:47What if there's a fire?
00:45:48I don't know.
00:45:49Let's go to the side door.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:56What's happening in the hall?
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:45:59April, look.
00:45:59Oh, my God.
00:46:00It's Betty.
00:46:02She's dead.
00:46:03Hey.
00:46:07Oh, my God.
00:46:08Oh, my God, you're here.
00:46:33What's the matter, girls?
00:46:34You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:46:35It's worse.
00:46:36It's worse.
00:46:37Now, just calm down.
00:46:38And tell me what happened.
00:46:39Well, all the doors are locked.
00:46:40And Betty, she's dead in the hall.
00:46:42Dead?
00:46:42Now, what do you mean, dead?
00:46:44She's dead.
00:46:44She's dead.
00:46:45She's got a fire hose wrapped around her neck.
00:46:46A fire hose wrapped?
00:46:47That's very strange.
00:46:49Strange?
00:46:49God, you've got to get us out of here.
00:46:51You have to help us.
00:46:52Well, the office.
00:46:53We'll go to the office and call the police.
00:46:54No!
00:46:57Now, let's be level-headed about this.
00:46:58I don't want you running around in the hallways
00:47:00if there's a murder or a loose.
00:47:02I'll go to the office and call the authorities.
00:47:04You just stay calm and stay here.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:07Please hurry.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:10Now, just stay calm.
00:47:12I'll be right back.
00:47:13Hurry, please hurry.
00:47:15Let's go.
00:47:15I just don't think we should wait here
00:47:17like a couple of sitting ducks.
00:47:18I think we should leave now.
00:47:19No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21Let's do as Dr. Smith said.
00:47:23We can't lose our heads.
00:47:25There's a killer out there in the hallway.
00:47:27We'll just calm down
00:47:28and wait for Dr. Smith to come back.
00:47:31He'll know what to do.
00:47:32Oh, God.
00:47:33Betty, you were so young.
00:47:35I know.
00:47:37So are we.
00:47:37So let's not do anything crazy.
00:47:40All right.
00:47:41Help is on the way, girls.
00:47:43Oh, thank God, Dr.
00:47:44Did you hear the doctor Smith's voice?
00:47:48I thought so.
00:47:50Yeah, it's just in the creeps.
00:47:52Maybe we should get out of here.
00:47:53We gotta come in.
00:47:54Oh, my God.
00:47:55How could the store have gotten locked?
00:47:57Oh, my God.
00:47:57I don't know.
00:47:58I think something's going on.
00:47:59Shoot.
00:48:00Ah!
00:48:01Ah!
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:03Oh, my God.
00:48:04What's happening?
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:07Where are these?
00:48:08Who did that?
00:48:10Ah!
00:48:10Ah!
00:48:10Ah!
00:48:12Ah!
00:48:12Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:42Move it or lose it!
00:48:43Ah!
00:48:44April, help me!
00:48:51Stay up, stay up!
00:49:05I love you!
00:49:10Over here!
00:49:19Over here!
00:49:22Over here!
00:49:31Over here!
00:49:35Over here!
00:49:42Over here!
00:49:44Over here!
00:49:46Over here!
00:49:54Over here!
00:50:04Over here!
00:50:04Over here!
00:50:05Over here!
00:50:06Over here!
00:50:07Over here!
00:50:08Over here!
00:50:09Over here!
00:50:10Over here!
00:50:11Over here!
00:50:12You played great today!
00:50:13I couldn't believe it!
00:50:14I was impressed!
00:50:15Hey, where is everybody anyway?
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:19But I'm gonna go take a quick shower and I'll meet you back in ten minutes.
00:50:22Mwah!
00:50:23Can I come watch?
00:50:24Of course.
00:50:26Over here!
00:50:28Over here!
00:50:32Over here!
00:50:34Over here!
00:50:37Over here!
00:50:38Over here!
00:50:39Over here!
00:50:40Over here!
00:50:41Over here!
00:50:42Over here!
00:50:43Over here!
00:50:44Gordy, is that you?
00:51:01Hey, Vicki!
00:51:06Vicki!
00:51:09Vicki!
00:51:14Vicki!
00:51:18Vicki!
00:51:21Vicki, where are you?
00:51:24God, I'm always looking for you.
00:51:35Vicki?
00:51:39Vicki?
00:51:41Oh, my God!
00:51:44Jesus Christ!
00:51:53Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:52:00Luke, not that way!
00:52:02Not that way!
00:52:03Not that way!
00:52:04Oh!
00:52:05Oh!
00:52:16Oh!
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:18Oh!
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:24Where you going? Where you going?
00:52:34You missed. Missed again.
00:52:38Damn. Damn.
00:52:44Turn.
00:52:46Missed. Missed. Missed.
00:52:50Come here. I got you.
00:52:52Ouch.
00:52:53Watch your head.
00:52:57Did you take a ball?
00:53:01Missed.
00:53:18Not so fast.
00:53:20What the fuck?
00:53:26Swing and a miss.
00:53:28Kind of swung and a miss.
00:53:29Watch your head.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:38Come on.
00:53:38Come on, you son of a bitch.
00:53:44I give up.
00:53:48No, nobody gives up.
00:53:50I can't give up.
00:53:51My turn's up.
00:54:03Must come down.
00:54:08Basic law of physics.
00:54:10Come on, the coast is clear.
00:54:14This is Mrs. Cello's office.
00:54:16What if she walks in?
00:54:17She won't.
00:54:20Jack, this is so dangerous.
00:54:22Remember,
00:54:24without risk,
00:54:27there can be no love.
00:54:28You seem like someone I've lost.
00:54:42You seem like someone I've lost.
00:54:46You seem like someone I've lost.
00:54:56You seem like someone I've lost.
00:54:59You seem like someone I've lost.
00:55:18I'm quitting school.
00:55:21I don't know.
00:55:51I'll be right back. I better get my sweater, okay?
00:56:08All right.
00:56:09Hurry up.
00:56:21I'll be right back.
00:56:51I'll be right back.
00:56:54Henry did it.
00:56:55I thought he was crazy, but I never thought he'd go this far.
00:56:59God, this is horrible.
00:57:02Let's get out of here.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:15Oh, my God.
00:57:15I can't do something.
00:57:17I can't do something, bitch.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:26Come on.
00:57:29My arm.
00:57:36Someone's got my arm.
00:57:37You son of a bitch.
00:57:38Pick up somebody her own side.
00:57:40Oh, my God.
00:57:40I'm sorry.
00:57:41Oh, so you want to get into the air.
00:57:43Stop me.
00:57:44There's somebody on top of me.
00:57:47Stop me.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:49There's somebody on top of me.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:51There's nothing on top of you.
00:57:53No.
00:57:53Get up off me.
00:57:55There's nothing on top of me.
00:57:56Get up.
00:57:57Oh, come on.
00:58:17You swing like a girl.
00:58:20Missed.
00:58:21Missed.
00:58:24Oh, my nose.
00:58:27Get over there.
00:58:31It's his blood.
00:58:36Come on.
00:58:37Come on.
00:58:44Come on.
00:58:54Die.
00:58:56Die.
00:58:56Die, you son of a bitch.
00:58:58Die.
00:58:59Die.
00:59:00Die.
00:59:01What?
00:59:05Ah.
00:59:08Mr. Smith.
00:59:11Tis I, your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac.
00:59:16Why?
00:59:16Why not?
00:59:20Damn.
00:59:21No more serum.
00:59:23Oh, my.
00:59:32Oh, my God.
00:59:40No.
00:59:43Oh, my God.
00:59:45Oh, my God.
00:59:48Fuck!
00:59:48The serum has brought out the best and the worst in me.
01:00:16Ah, the beauty of being invisible.
01:00:18Neurotransmitters firing nothing but pure sexual energy.
01:00:23I've never felt stronger.
01:00:26But it's time to move on.
01:00:29Too many nubile young students who haven't had a chance to meet the irresistible Dr. Smith.
01:00:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:50Chet, you're still alive.
01:01:05How astute of you, Dr. Dornwinkle.
01:01:08How did you know my last name?
01:01:10I read it in the funny papers.
01:01:12Life lesson number one.
01:01:16Never believe everything you read in the newspapers.
01:01:18Thanks for the tip.
01:01:20I'm not prepared to die.
01:01:23Life lesson number two.
01:01:25Never threaten the invisible maniac.
01:01:40Where are you, you jerk?
01:01:50Come out!
01:01:52Over here, football star!
01:01:54Die, you invisible jerk!
01:02:01Surprise!
01:02:13Hey, let me give you a hand!
01:02:20No!
01:02:23No!
01:02:23Don't touch that!
01:02:25No!
01:02:27No!
01:02:28No!
01:02:31Get over here!
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:33What?
01:02:35Get out of here!
01:02:37God damn it!
01:02:42Get off!
01:02:44Get over here!
01:02:46Get over here!
01:02:47Come on, fight me!
01:02:47Where are you?
01:02:48Come on!
01:02:49Where are you?
01:02:49Fight me!
01:02:58Open up!
01:02:59Believe me!
01:02:59Where are you?
01:03:00Hold it up!
01:03:01You can do it right now!
01:03:02Fight me!
01:03:03We're breaking it down!
01:03:04Please!
01:03:04Now, buddy!
01:03:06Open it up!
01:03:06Holy Jesus, look at that!
01:03:21Looks like this is the place.
01:03:24Looks like Dornwinkle saved this city a long, expensive trial.
01:03:29That anonymous tip paid off.
01:03:30Sure did.
01:03:32Dornwinkle, you bastard.
01:03:34Why didn't you think of doing this before you killed all those kids?
01:03:37What would make somebody blow their head up like that?
01:03:39Bye!
01:04:01Station two, this is 3 Charles.
01:04:03We've got a suicide.
01:04:04Bye!
01:04:05Bye!
01:04:05Bye!
01:04:05Bye!
01:04:06Bye!
01:04:06Bye!
01:04:07Bye!
01:04:07Bye!
01:04:08Bye!
01:04:08Bye!
01:04:08Bye!
01:04:09Bye!
01:04:09Bye!
01:04:09Bye!
01:04:09Bye!
01:04:09I'm Tammy Edwards, and here's our top story tonight.
01:04:37Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, the noted scientist who recently escaped from the state institution
01:04:41for the criminally insane, committed suicide today in a bizarre turn of events.
01:04:46Under the alias of Dr. Kevin Smith, Dornwinkle taught summer physics to a group of high school
01:04:50students before systematically killing them off, one by one, along with the principal,
01:04:55Carmelita Cello.
01:04:56Dornwinkle's final murder was his own, by fatal gunshot to the face.
01:05:00Dornwinkle was a...
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