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00:00Every day I'm better than I ever was before
00:07Every day I'm loving, living more and more
00:12Every day holds keys to possibilities galore
00:17Every day is better than before
00:20How you feel depends on who you are
00:26Who you are depends on what you do
00:30What you do is mostly up to you
00:35It's true, you can make a better you
00:40Every day is a new world that I'm eager to explore
00:46Every day opportunity knocks at my door
00:50Every day I'm loving, living more and more and more
00:56And every day is better than
00:58Keep on saying yes I can
01:01And every day is better than before
01:04Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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01:40I think I've bet my wonton.
01:47What are you doing up in the middle of the night anyway?
01:50Oh, well, I had a lot of time sleeping, huh?
01:54I'm worried about the business.
01:56Oh, come on now.
01:59I guess we have been losing some customers since hardware.
02:02Heaven opened up their new branch.
02:06Is that what's keeping you up?
02:08No.
02:09No, no, no.
02:10I was worried somebody would finish my broccoli and goat cheese casserole.
02:16Trust me.
02:18It would have stayed there all winter.
02:25You know, Curtis,
02:26you really don't have to worry.
02:31M&B hardware can stand a little competition,
02:34even from a big chain.
02:36You really think so?
02:37Absolutely.
02:38And always remember, we're in this together.
02:40You have got me for a business partner.
02:43Oh, Lord.
02:44Hi, we didn't know anybody else was up.
02:55Oh, what are you doing up, son?
02:57I'm too worried to sleep.
02:59And I can't sleep because he can't sleep.
03:01So what are you worried about, Ted?
03:04Well, there are 40,000 first-year law students in the United States,
03:08and we are all graduating at the same time.
03:10Now, how am I ever going to find a job?
03:12I read in the paper that 72% of all law students
03:17flunk the bar exams.
03:22That's good.
03:22Right.
03:23No, wait a minute.
03:24That's bad.
03:25What if I flunk?
03:26No way.
03:28You are the smartest man in the whole McGibbon family.
03:32What's going on?
03:36Becky, what are you doing up?
03:38I can't sleep.
03:39Oh, what's the matter, sweetheart?
03:41Patty and I had a fight.
03:43I'm not going to speak to her for 100 million years.
03:46Well, by that time, you'll have a lot to catch up on.
03:49Trust me, Becky, you and Patty will make up.
03:52You sure?
03:53Positive.
03:54Best friends fight all the time.
03:57Boy, you and Grandpa must really be best friends.
04:02Hey, it's party time!
04:16Kevin, you too?
04:18It's 1.30 in the morning.
04:20I can't sleep.
04:22So, what are you worried about?
04:23I'm worried Miami Bites will be canceled
04:26before I'm old enough to watch it.
04:28Well, as long as we're all up, let's eat.
04:32All right, yeah, all right.
04:34Oh, this looks good.
04:37Mmm.
04:39Mmm, what is it?
04:41My science project.
04:42I'm learning to grow mold.
04:43Oh!
04:44Things are sure slow around here.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Our business died and went to hardware heaven.
05:06Oh.
05:07Um.
05:07Can I help you, madam?
05:09Welcome to M&B, home of all your hardware needs.
05:13Today, we have a special, a two-for-one sale.
05:16You buy any two items, and I, for one, will be thrilled.
05:21Two-for-one thrilled, Mrs. B.
05:26Uh, what can I do for you, madam?
05:29I'd, uh, I'd like a fly swatter.
05:31One fly swatter coming right up.
05:33There you are.
05:36How much is that?
05:37A dollar sixty-five.
05:39Oh, I can get that at hardware heaven for ninety-nine cents.
05:42Oh.
05:43Well, maybe so, but will they take the time to show you how to use it?
05:51I, I, I don't think so.
05:53No, of course not.
05:54Oh, you're in luck.
05:58There's our demonstration fly now.
06:03Demonstration fly?
06:04Yes, he, yes, he just works for us.
06:07Yes.
06:10Ah.
06:11Ah-ha.
06:11Ah-ha-ha.
06:16Ah-ha-ha.
06:18Ah-ha-ha.
06:19Ah-ha-ha.
06:21Ah-ha-ha.
06:21Ah-ha-ha.
06:22Ah-ha-ha.
06:23Ah-ha-ha.
06:23Ah-ha-ha.
06:23Ah-ha-ha.
06:24Oh.
06:24Ah-ha-ha-ha.
06:29Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
06:36Ah-ha.
06:45I'm going to hardware heaven.
06:48Ooh!
06:48attention everyone our troubles are over i have in this box a sure fire sales promotion
07:04i knew you wouldn't let us down curtis what brilliant idea have you come up with
07:09promotional potholders there we are one side our name on the other when your home repair problem
07:16is too hot to handle i um i hate to burst your bubble curtis but i haven't seen promotional
07:25potholders since wendell wilkie ran for president i like wilkie customer four o'clock hey that looks
07:37like uh fred dunlap the tv star yeah good morning everybody may i help you mr dunlap please
07:45i will take care of mr dunlap good morning sir what can i do for you today well sir uh i have
07:54a problem with my dish spitzer you see there's a kink in the whatchamacallit and every time i turn
07:58it on instead of spritzing out the front it sort of goes like out the side you know what i mean
08:02uh allow me uh allow me does it go or is it spritzing and at the same time
08:15well no it's spritzing and going yes oh well you're lucky you've got a little spritz left
08:22yes i know uh sometimes sometimes uh turns into how do i fix it uh allow me
08:37obviously you need a replacement hose i would suggest nylon and a few number three clamps i'll
08:46get them for you sir okay thank you you know if i had to call a plumber it would cost me a fortune
08:50oh yes i'll cut the hose for you mr mcgibbon of course you will
08:54you know mr dunlap i i i just love your tv show wake up pasadena it's my favorite program
09:05it must be exciting to be a talk show host well it is it is but it's it's hard work yeah i do five
09:13shows a week no yes sometimes i don't know where my next guest is coming from oh really yes
09:19oh here you are mr dunlap i wrote out a few simple instructions as to installing the new hose
09:27you should have it fixed in oh 10 minute tops thank you very much sir i don't know what i do without
09:33you you know you are a regular mr fix it thank you curtis mcgibbon is mr fix it what here
09:41is your next guest for wake up pasadena mr fix it you know that's not a bad idea it's a great idea
09:50oh i don't think i'm tv material
09:55although a great many people say i have a strong resemblance to mr whipple
10:02i um i like it i mean it's folksy oh yeah mr mcgibbon's as folksy as you can get he sure is okay let's do it i'm gonna talk to my producer we'll set it up for next week how about that oh wonderful and would you just charge this please of course
10:18oh how great how about that congratulations mr mcgibbon oh now everybody will know what m&b has to offer
10:28that hardware heaven doesn't personal service we are going to be great on tv
10:35by joke i can see it now we're gonna what do you mean we
10:40well i just assumed that i was going to be on television with you assume this
10:50over my dead body
10:54why can't i be on tv because when it comes to home repair you are a total and complete incompetent
11:04you'll mess things up and make a fool out of me well aside from that
11:09curtis please look it's not for me it's for our grandchildren
11:17would you deny little kevin and becky the thrill of seeing their grandmother on television
11:24but just look at those sad little eyes they seem to be saying let grandma be on television
11:30funny in my pictures of kevin and becky their sad little eyes seem to be saying tell grandma to buzz off
11:41can you believe the cost of groceries nowadays mom what are you doing with curtis's old chair
11:51well curtis will not let me go on television with him because he says i don't know anything about
11:57making home repairs well this ought to show him well he's getting the mail he'll be right in good
12:03curtis yeah i fixed your lounge chair oh you did did you yes i did did i
12:15now look see takes a load off your feet takes a load off your mind
12:24now for a little relaxing vibration
12:29whoa whoa whoa whoa
12:56mom are you all right
13:10i never felt so relaxed in my life
13:24lucille your fate is sealed you are not going on television with me
13:36well you tried mom
13:41yeah
13:42a lot of good it did me a lot of good it did me
13:54mom can i get you anything you want a cup of herb tea or something
13:58herb who
13:59tea
14:02no thank you
14:03all right i'll just sit here all by myself
14:13nobody needs me nobody wants me nobody's listening
14:19no
14:20they're all out of pathetic range
14:24becky
14:25no
14:26come on becky please
14:29forget it
14:30no way
14:31kevin
14:32oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
14:38what's the matter
14:40oh nothing
14:42oh
14:44oh
14:56oh come on kevin obviously something's wrong
15:01becky
15:02becky and patty won't let me play with them
15:04oh why won't you let kevin play with you
15:08because he doesn't know how to play kids trivia
15:10he just gets in the way and makes a mess
15:12oh
15:13oh
15:14now
15:15darling
15:16darling
15:17kevin needs an older sister to teach him things
15:21just because he can't do something that doesn't mean that you're going to exclude him
15:26but you said grandma can't be on tv with you because she doesn't know anything about home repairs
15:31and she'll make a mess
15:33oh
15:36yeah
15:37oh
15:38well
15:39yeah
15:42that has nothing to do with what the
15:43uh
15:44so
15:46so
15:47you're not being fair either are you
15:49answer the girls
15:51uh
15:52well
15:53uh
15:54well
15:55no
15:56I'm
15:57I'm
15:58not being fair either
15:59ok
16:00kevin
16:00you can play with us
16:01yippeeeeee
16:02Well...
16:08All right, Lucille.
16:10You can be on television with me.
16:13Yay!
16:15Way to go, Grandma!
16:17Way to go, Kevin!
16:19Yeah!
16:20Bye!
16:21Here you go, Mom.
16:33Thank you, dear.
16:34Is that what you're gonna fix on television today, Grandpa?
16:37Yes, indeed, Becky. That's the one.
16:41Grandpa gave your dad and me that as a wedding gift.
16:44And they got married anyway.
16:47Grandma, when you go on television today,
16:52will you say hello to Kevin and me?
16:54Yeah!
16:56I'd love to, but I think that's against the rules.
16:59Okay. I understand.
17:01I'll tell you what.
17:02Why don't we make up a secret signal that means hello?
17:05That way I can say hello to you and Kevin
17:07and nobody else in the whole world will know.
17:09I got it. Do this, Grandma.
17:17Kids.
17:22Well, now, that's really a good idea, Kevin,
17:26but maybe we should try something that's a little more secret.
17:29Why don't we do what Carol Burnett does
17:31when she says hello to her grandmother?
17:33She just does this.
17:35She pulls on her ear.
17:36Wow! That's awesome!
17:37Awesome.
17:38Yeah!
17:39Okay, don't forget now.
17:41That's what I'll be doing for you.
17:42Hey, it's getting late. Shouldn't you guys be going?
17:44Yeah.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Oh, yeah! Showtime!
17:49Showtime!
17:50It's nice.
17:51Don't forget to smile, Dad.
17:52Oh, no, no, I won't. I'll be looking bright and chipper.
17:55Hey, hey, hey, you're forgetting your tools and everything.
17:58I am Mr. Fix-It.
18:01You are the assistant.
18:03All right, here we go.
18:10In five, four, three, two...
18:15Okay, welcome back to Wake Up Pasadena.
18:18Now, today, our first guest is going to come out,
18:21and he's going to tell us how to repair things ourselves
18:23and save ourselves a bundle.
18:25You'll see.
18:26Welcome, please, Mr. Fix-It.
18:37Well, hi there, Mr. Fix-It.
18:39Hello, Fred.
18:40Fred.
18:41Fred?
18:42And, uh, is this the lovely Mrs. Fix-It?
18:50Actually, I'm his business partner, Lucy Barker.
18:53I'm the bee in M&B Hardware.
18:55That's M&B Hardware, 7207 Hill Street, Pasadena, California.
19:00911.
19:01Well, we get the idea, Mrs. Barker.
19:0306.
19:07Well, what are you going to show us today, Mr. Fix-It?
19:10With a few simple repairs, this lamp could easily be put into working order.
19:16I see.
19:17Now, what do we have to do to it?
19:19Oh, well, we have to replace the broken switch
19:23Mm-hmm.
19:24And glue this part back onto the lamp itself.
19:32All you need are a few simple tools.
19:35First, the screwdriver.
19:36Uh, the screwdriver.
19:41And then, of course, the new switch.
19:43The new switch.
19:47And finally, the strongest adhesive on the market
19:52of wacky glue.
19:54The wacky glue.
19:59This is all very interesting, but we're running a little late.
20:01Do you think we could move it along?
20:02Oh, yes.
20:03You go on to the next step, Mr. Fix-It.
20:04Your trusty assistant will fix...
20:06I'll fix the switch.
20:09All right.
20:10Now, we'll check the plug to see if there are any frayed wires.
20:15Uh, no frayed wires on that.
20:17This is fine.
20:18Now, it is time to repair the lamp itself.
20:23Uh, if my assistant would apply, uh, the wacky glue.
20:27Right.
20:28Yes.
20:29Uh, and for proper adhesion, it is important to put glue on both pieces.
20:35Right, right, right.
20:37Uh, but please, be conservative.
20:40Yes, sir.
20:41You may not believe this, but the most common mistake people make is to use too much glue.
20:47Yeah, that's right.
20:48And that is sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
20:53Yes, sir.
20:54Don't be sloppy.
20:55So, Mrs. Barker, why don't you, uh, tell us a little bit about yourself?
20:58Uh, well, I...
21:01I have a lovely daughter, Margo, and a lovely son-in-law, Ted, and two lovely grandchildren, Becky and Kevin.
21:08Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
21:11Hi, Mrs. B.
21:12Hi, Mrs. B.
21:13Well, Mr. Fix-It, that, that looks pretty good, I must say.
21:32Oh, yes, indeed, yes.
21:34The instant wacky glue makes contact, it's impossible to pry it loose.
21:39Well, that looks as good as new.
21:44Which wasn't too good to begin with.
21:53What are you doing?
21:55I glued my fingers to my ear.
21:59Why?
22:02I put too much on, and I just wiped it off like that.
22:06Oh, all right.
22:07Oh, all right. Well, let me help you.
22:11Ow! Let go.
22:13Can't let go.
22:15I'm stuck, too.
22:18Well, Mr. Fix-It, I want to thank you very much for being here today.
22:22This was a great pleasure. It really was.
22:24And you, too, Mrs. Barker. This was just wonderful, okay?
22:31Well, what do you know? It looks like we're stuck.
22:34Yeah, I guess that's why they call it wacky glue, huh, friend?
22:38Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:40Here, here. Let me give you a hand. Here, let's get that.
22:45Uh-oh.
22:46I'll tell you what they should do. Why don't we just move over to the couch and maybe we can introduce our next segment.
22:52Good idea.
22:53Now, now, now, now, wait, wait, wait, wait a second. We didn't show them that the lamp works.
23:00No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. This segment is over.
23:04Not yet, it isn't.
23:08Now, this is important.
23:10I want everyone to know that at M&B Hardware, the job gets done.
23:15Uh, plug in the lamp, Mr. Fix-It.
23:20Oh, M&B Hardware.
23:23M&B.
23:25Now, uh, don't, don't, don't forget, folks.
23:44If this happens to you, if this happens to you, you can get new fuses at M&B Hardware, 7207 Hill Street, Pasadena, California, 91106.
23:56Thank you very much.
24:26Thank you very much.
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