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00:0124 hours ago, four brave souls were locked up in our Hollywood and Highland cramatoriums.
00:06Deprived of sleep, the two teams were each given a huge pile of ridiculous information to study.
00:11Trapped in a Hollywood storefront all night, they had to resist the urge to sleep
00:14and cram as many facts as possible into their exhausted brains.
00:18No sleep, no privacy, no mercy.
00:24Now we're gonna find out what they've learned.
00:26There's ten grand on the line. It's time to cram.
00:33Hello, I'm Graham Elwood and welcome to Cram,
00:36the only game show where the contestants are actually given all the answers
00:39and a full day and night to cram it into their tired heads.
00:43Earlier, our exhausted crammers were delivered by a Saturn ion
00:47from their overnight study sessions in a Hollywood storefront.
00:50They're arriving now. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the crammers.
00:56All right, you guys look pretty chipper for people who've been up all night.
01:03We have Bertrand and Iambi who have been your friends, right?
01:06Yes.
01:07And I understand you have kind of an interesting method of staying awake?
01:10Yeah, well, you know, we wrestled a little bit.
01:12Right, and you're just friends.
01:14Okay, we'll see.
01:16I do that a lot with platonic friends.
01:18Okay, and Claire and Nicholas, you guys have been dating for two and a half years.
01:21And I understand last night in the storefront, in the middle of the night,
01:25something weird sort of happened?
01:26Yeah, we had a woman moon us.
01:28Oh, well, don't worry, that won't be on the test.
01:31It was just one of our executives.
01:32Okay, so I'd like to have you guys sit around, but not on this show.
01:36You're going to have to go right to work.
01:37Join the lovely Icy right over there.
01:39Get on your hamster wheels.
01:40Come on, let's go.
01:42Get the wheels a-moving.
01:45Thank you, Icy.
01:47Oh, hmm, hi.
01:48Okay, get them moving.
01:50Come on, you guys.
01:51There you go.
01:52Now, just for making it through the night, I'm going to give each team 100 points.
01:56Okay, there you go.
01:57But let's see if you can hold on to those points in the first round, which is called The Rant.
02:02Last night, we gave our crammers a bunch of magazine articles to study,
02:06including from Woman's Day, Driving Over 55 Years Old, an article about elderly drivers,
02:12from Martha Stewart's kids, Tarantulas, an article about creepy spiders,
02:16and from the Weekly World News, Aliens to Earth, knock it off or else,
02:21an article about alien warnings.
02:23Dude, it's all true.
02:24Okay, so I hope you read them, because in this round,
02:27each team is going to pick an article and rant on that article for 40 seconds.
02:31Claire and Nicholas, you guys won the 3 a.m. coin toss.
02:36Which article do you want to rant on?
02:38Tarantulas.
02:39Tarantulas.
02:40Okay, we've secretly selected eight key words or phrases from that article.
02:44There they are for the folks at home.
02:46Every one of those that you mentioned, you'll hear this, and you'll get ten points.
02:50But here's the catch.
02:51You must talk continuously.
02:53Every time you freeze up, pause, stutter, stop, say um or ah,
02:58or our judges feel that you've gone off topic in any way,
03:01you'll hear this noise, and you'll lose five points.
03:05Okay, who's going first?
03:06Me.
03:07Claire, you're going to talk for the first 20 seconds.
03:09Nicholas, you're going to do the second 20 seconds.
03:11Okay?
03:12Ready?
03:13Go!
03:14Tarantulas are named for the leaping dance, the taranteo, from Taranto, Italy.
03:18Their dance was originally created to cure the spider bites for the evil spiders of Italy.
03:29However, tarantulas are not poisonous to humans, they're poisonous to some species.
03:34Tarantulas also have three eyes on top of their heads, a group of eyes on top of their heads,
03:41as well as sticky fingers and long, spiky fangs.
03:47Tarantulas are, tarantulas are shy, and they also, ah, males live.
03:55Okay, out of time.
03:56Stop the ranting, keep the wheels moving.
03:58You guys got three of the keywords correct, and you said sticky fingers.
04:02I'm sorry we can't accept that.
04:04We needed sticky pads.
04:05And we did buzz you nine times, which brings your score down to 85 points.
04:10Let's see how well that holds up.
04:12All right.
04:13Nyambi, Bertram, they've got 85 points.
04:15All right, wake up.
04:17That's right.
04:18I thought you guys were tired.
04:19He was like, huh?
04:20Who's this guy talking to me?
04:21Okay.
04:22Which of the two remaining articles do you guys want to rant on?
04:24Extraterrestrial.
04:25Extraterrestrial it is.
04:26From the Weekly World News, fine publication.
04:29Remember, you get 10 points for each keyword or phrase you hit.
04:33There they are for the folks at home.
04:34You're going to lose five points for every buzz.
04:36Who's going first?
04:37Okay.
04:38Ready?
04:39Go.
04:40On October 1st at 2.32 p.m. Eastern Standard Time,
04:45a message was sent from extraterrestrials that said,
04:48cease your destructive ways or else.
04:50It came from the SETI and it was based out of nine languages,
04:56actually 10, including the English language.
04:59And there was also 27 transmitters that went through.
05:02Switch.
05:03This message came through the SETI search for extraterrestrial intelligence,
05:08monitored by Dr. Lance McKinney in New Zealand.
05:12It started up a lot of tension here because it's based on, just like the movie,
05:18The Day the Earth Stood Still, the 1950s where the aliens...
05:22Okay.
05:23Out of time.
05:24Stop the ramping.
05:25Keep the wheels moving.
05:26Come on.
05:27There's no rest here on cramp.
05:28Okay.
05:29You guys got two facts correct.
05:30You missed President Bush.
05:32How could you forget that, smart individual?
05:34And you only were buzzed one time.
05:37So that brought your score up to 115 points.
05:40Claire and Nicholas, you're going to have a chance to catch up when we come back.
05:43But for now, you all have to keep the wheels moving.
05:46Don't be mad at me.
05:47Come on.
05:48When we get back, our crammers will make like miners and dig deep into their exhausted brains.
05:53Will they find nuggets of wisdom or will there be a deadly cave-in?
05:57Stick around and see.
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08:05One of these poor, tired teams is going to get a chance to win $10,000.
08:11Claire and Nicholas, you guys trail with 85 points to the Ambien.
08:14Bertrand's 115.
08:15You guys, you're in the lead.
08:17First crack at some more points.
08:18Come on down.
08:19Let's see what you're going to be playing next.
08:21Get up close to this.
08:22Thank you, I see.
08:23Now, before we go on, I'm a little unclear.
08:25You guys spent all night wrestling, but you're just friends?
08:28Well, actually, I like Bertrand a lot more now than I did before.
08:32Way to throw down the moves, man.
08:34Okay, that's nice.
08:35All right.
08:36Not bad.
08:37Well, you guys studied a lot of stuff last night.
08:40I have two tests represented here.
08:42Which one do you want?
08:43We're going to go with the right.
08:44The right one it is.
08:45Power!
08:46Oh, are you guys ready for some football?
08:49Look at that.
08:50Put those on.
08:52In your cram chamber last night was the official rules of the NFL.
08:56Do you guys remember it?
08:57Yes, we do.
08:57Okay.
08:59Did you guys have any legal moves in the cram chamber?
09:01Well, we had a little strange time.
09:02All right.
09:03Well, come on over here.
09:05Help yourself to the question mark.
09:07This is our cram football stadium environment.
09:11Okay, we have seven areas here marked with the name of a particular game, event, or infraction,
09:16such as offside, unsportsmanlike conduct, pass interference.
09:21Here's how the game is going to work.
09:23One at a time, I'm going to ask you a question here.
09:25Then you can run over to the field and make the correct pose.
09:28Okay?
09:28When you think you've got it, blow your whistle, and we'll freeze that position,
09:32and then you can come on back.
09:34When I hear the whistle, that's when I will ask your partner the next question.
09:37Today, I'll be asking questions from cram's big, dumb book of stupid list,
09:43which was in your chamber last night.
09:46Oh, thank you.
09:47All right.
09:48Here you go.
09:48That's a handoff for the folks at home.
09:51Okay.
09:52You guys remember the list of athletes and their nicknames?
09:55Yes.
09:55Okay.
09:56I'm going to give you the nickname.
09:57You give me the name of the sports star.
09:58Okay?
09:59Each question, each right answer is worth 10 points.
10:01Each correct pose, worth 20 points.
10:04All right?
10:04Who's going to answer questions first?
10:07Oh, first.
10:07All right.
10:08Get on the question mark.
10:09Get in line.
10:10There you go.
10:1045 seconds on the clock.
10:12Here we go.
10:13The big unit.
10:15Randy Johnson.
10:15That's correct.
10:19Round mound of rebound.
10:21Charles Barkley.
10:22That's correct.
10:26The fridge.
10:27William Perry.
10:28That's correct.
10:34All right.
10:35The salt of swat.
10:35Babe Ruth.
10:38That's correct.
10:41Sweetness.
10:42Walter Payton.
10:43That's correct.
10:43Number 34.
10:47Mr. October.
10:52Reggie Jackson.
10:53That's correct.
10:55Charlie Hustle.
10:57Charlie Hustle is there.
10:58We're out of time.
10:59We're out of time.
11:00Woo.
11:00All right.
11:01You guys did a nice job.
11:02Okay.
11:02Come on.
11:03Do me a favor.
11:03Step right over here.
11:04You guys got six of the 10-point questions, bringing your total up to 175 points.
11:10Thank you, guys.
11:11Nice screen work.
11:13Let's see how many of the 20-point referee poses that you got.
11:16You thought this was offside.
11:19That is offside.
11:21Wow.
11:22That referee's got some problems.
11:24Okay.
11:25So, all right.
11:26You thought this was pass interference.
11:29That is pass interference.
11:30All right.
11:31You thought this was a safety.
11:34I'm guessing.
11:35Is that a safety?
11:36No.
11:37No.
11:37That's some sort of Wonder Woman pose.
11:40All right.
11:41You thought this was unsportsmanlike conduct.
11:44Yes.
11:45Maybe we could have called that last night in the chambers with the wrestling.
11:48Oh, my goodness.
11:50On her part.
11:51All right.
11:51You thought this was ball illegally touched.
11:55Yes.
11:55And there's about 15 jokes I can't make on TV right now.
11:58All right.
11:59You thought this was an illegal cut.
12:01Yes, it was.
12:02Or he's just got saggy pants.
12:04All right.
12:04Not too bad, though.
12:05The ones you guys didn't get to in time was an eligible receiver.
12:08You got five right, which brings you up to 275 points.
12:13Not bad for people who are really tired right now.
12:15I would love to have you guys take a breather right now, but I can't.
12:19You got to get back on the hamster wheels.
12:21Let's go.
12:23All right.
12:25Claire, Nicholas, it's your turn.
12:28Come on down.
12:28Let's see how you do.
12:30You guys got to keep it moving now, or I'm going to call a thing.
12:34Okay.
12:36Now, before we do this, in the rant round, you guys seem to have got a little nervous or something like that.
12:40I think he was a little nervous.
12:42All right.
12:42Are you still nervous?
12:43Just a little, just a little, a little poquito.
12:46I'm bilingual, just like Dukakis.
12:48Okay.
12:49So, let's see what you guys are going to be doing.
12:51Aloha.
12:52It's a coconut and some leis.
12:54Aren't these wonderful?
12:55Do me a favor.
12:56Put those on for me, folks.
12:57Among your cram chamber study material last night was a how to hula for body, mind, and spirit.
13:05A book to translate the physical language of hula into words.
13:09Did you guys read it?
13:09Yes.
13:10Yes.
13:10Okay.
13:11All right.
13:11As you can see, we have, thank you, Izzy.
13:14Don't drink all that.
13:15We have created a beach environment.
13:19Now, there are seven words that can be represented by the mounds of the hula dance.
13:23Eyes, star, sun, love, among others.
13:27One at a time, I'm going to ask you a question here.
13:29Then you can run over to the beach and strike a hula pose.
13:32When you think you've got it, yell out, aloha, which means hello or goodbye.
13:36Got it.
13:36We'll freeze that position, and then you can come back here.
13:40When I hear the aloha, that's when I'll ask your partner the next question.
13:43Today, I'll be asking questions from cram's big, dumb book of stupid lists.
13:48Hello, I see.
13:50Yes.
13:51All right.
13:51Thanks.
13:52Yes, I love these.
13:54Bye.
13:55All right.
13:55So while your partner is getting a workout dancing, I'm going to be asking you questions
13:58about celebrity workout videos, which we've all used.
14:02I'll give you the title of a workout video.
14:04You tell me the celebrity that made the video.
14:07Each correct question is worth 10 points.
14:09Each correct hula pose is worth 20 points.
14:12Who's going to answer the first question?
14:13I will.
14:14Okay, Claire.
14:14Let's put 45 seconds on the clock.
14:17Here we go.
14:17Kung fu workout.
14:18David Carradine.
14:19That's correct.
14:23Aloha.
14:24Dance your pants off.
14:26Richard Simmons.
14:27That's correct.
14:30Looking nervous.
14:32Aloha.
14:33Exercise Circus.
14:35Um, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
14:38That's correct.
14:42Aloha.
14:43My personal workout.
14:46You're just filming.
14:46That's correct.
14:48Oh, I love the beach.
14:51Aloha.
14:52Unworkout.
14:54Come again?
14:55Unworkout.
14:56Uh, Dixie Carter.
14:58That's correct.
15:02Aloha.
15:03Out of time.
15:04Oh, come on down off the sun pose.
15:06Okay.
15:07You guys got five of the 10-point questions correct, taking your score to 135.
15:12Let's step on the other side of this lovely screen that Icy brought out.
15:15Thank you, Icy.
15:16You're welcome.
15:16Go north, Icy.
15:17Go north, Icy.
15:17Let's see how many of the 20-point hula poses you guys got.
15:22You thought this was eyes?
15:24That is eyes.
15:25Nice.
15:26You thought this was mountain?
15:28Icy's mountain was a little higher, but you guys will still give you points for that.
15:31You thought this was stars?
15:33Oh, all right.
15:35I see.
15:36Is there something in that tree?
15:37That was correct.
15:38Yes.
15:38You thought this was love?
15:40Is that love?
15:41Yes, it is love.
15:43And you guys did do sun correctly, but unfortunately, we're out of time.
15:46So you did get four right, which brings your score up to 215 points.
15:51I'd love to give you guys a breather, but you know the drill here.
15:53Back on the hamster wheels.
15:55There you go.
15:57At the end of round two, the score is 215 to 275.
16:03Wow.
16:03Round three is coming up next already.
16:05Time flies when you've been up for 24 hours.
16:07Stick around to see which team moves on and which team collapses into a little tired heap.
16:15I'm tired.
16:19It's too hard.
16:20It's too much.
16:22It's too much.
16:24It's too much.
16:26I can't imagine.
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17:44Welcome back to Cram.
17:49Claire and Nicholas, 215 points to Neamby and Bertram's 275.
17:54It's time to finally decide this thing.
17:56Let's go.
17:56Get off the hamster wheels.
17:58Come on, Crammers.
17:59Let's go.
18:01Saddle up.
18:01All right.
18:03Bertram, Neamby, you guys have the lead.
18:05You get to relax in the comfortable chairs.
18:07That's right.
18:07You can sit down, let the love the icy, give you some refreshing beverages.
18:12Claire and Nicholas, this is your last chance to catch up.
18:15Last night, you guys studied the biggest riddle book in the world.
18:17Did you like it?
18:18Yeah, it was great.
18:19It was a lot of fun.
18:20I don't think they're telling me the truth.
18:21Okay.
18:22Who's going to answer the questions?
18:24I'm going to answer the questions.
18:25Nicholas, do me a favor.
18:26Get in the sidecar.
18:27Claire, hop on up to the bicycle.
18:29Okay.
18:29All you have to do is keep the green light on.
18:33As long as the light is green, I can ask the questions.
18:36To keep the green light on, Claire, you must maintain a speed of at least 10 miles an hour.
18:40For every question Nicholas gets right, you guys get 30 points.
18:43For every question he gets wrong, it increases the speed by 3 miles an hour.
18:48Okay.
18:48You have 45 seconds.
18:50You need three answers to stay in the game.
18:54Here we go.
18:55Why did the windowpane blush?
19:00Because it saw the stripping, it saw the pain stripping.
19:05Wrong.
19:05It saw the weatherstrip.
19:06Three miles an hour.
19:08What did one candle say to the other candle?
19:13Do you come here often?
19:14Wrong.
19:15Going out tonight.
19:1616 miles an hour.
19:19Gotta see a green light.
19:20What is a very small frankfurter?
19:22And it's easy.
19:25Gotta see a green light.
19:29Come on.
19:30Gotta see a green light.
19:31I can't do it.
19:32She can't do it.
19:32Oh, I'm sorry.
19:34She's exhausted, you guys.
19:36Man, you couldn't pull it out.
19:38You know what that means?
19:39Naomi and Bertram, you've just won $1,000.
19:42And you have a chance to win $10,000.
19:45And you know what else?
19:46You've just earned a rest.
19:47Why don't you step on over to the lovely sleep zone where our resident sleep therapist,
19:52Ms. Pickwick, will tuck you in.
19:54Claire, Nicholas, I'm sorry.
19:56Thank you very much for being on the show.
19:58Just to show you, we appreciate you staying up all night.
20:00We've rounded up together $500 for you, okay?
20:03That's not bad.
20:04Nice work.
20:05Okay?
20:05Over the commercial break, Ms. Pickwick is going to read our crammer some warm and snuggly
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20:13They better try to stay awake and concentrate because when we return, there will be a $10,000
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22:53Welcome back to Cram.
22:54In just a moment, an alarm will go off, and a 60-second clock will start.
22:59The crammers will have to run over to this balance beam and keep all four feet off the floor.
23:03They must get up to five to win.
23:05For every question they get right, they get closer.
23:08For every question they get wrong, they fall back.
23:10If they get all the way up to five, within 60 seconds, they win $10,000.
23:15The catch is, every time a foot hits the floor, I will stop reading and start the question again from the beginning.
23:22Sound like fun?
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23:40What was used as the first known contraceptive?
23:43Alligator dung.
23:44Wrong, crocodile dung.
23:45What, what falling objects kill more people than, what, what falling objects kill more, what, what falling objects kill more, what, what falling objects, what, what falling, what, what falling, what, what falling, what, what falling objects kill more people, what, what falling objects kill more people than sharks?
24:01Coconuts.
24:02That's correct.
24:02What planet is home to the largest volcano in our solar system?
24:05Mars.
24:06That's correct.
24:06How many different how many different how many different muscles does it take to form a kiss?
24:1220 is correct. That was the first answer. What is the smallest unit of time called?
24:17That's correct. What Kentucky town is home to many blue skinned people?
24:22Let's do wrong troublesome creek. What country's national
24:30Didn't do it man having some trouble with the balance beam there. Well, you know what?
24:35I'm going to give you guys you got the thousand dollars and I'm going to give you a hundred dollars for each step that you got
24:40So you got three so that's an additional three hundred dollars. So that's thirteen hundred dollars. Not bad
24:45I don't know. It's about fifty five dollars an hour if you add up all the time you guys have been away
24:49I really appreciate you guys being on the show. That's it for today
24:53But the crammers for our next show are already loading into the hollywood and highland study chambers
24:57They look pretty fresh now. Wait till you see them tomorrow for all of us here at cram. I'm graham elwood saying if you snooze
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