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A young man meets his new girlfriend's friends for the first time at their regular game night HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:00Did that guy get back to you about the pinwheel?
00:00:02I was just talking to him a few seconds ago.
00:00:04He'll come pick it up tomorrow.
00:00:06All good.
00:00:07Okay.
00:00:07You can start working on the Dutch Roadster.
00:00:09He's got a flat tire.
00:00:10Front or back?
00:00:11I'm sure he'll figure it out.
00:00:13Okay.
00:00:14Oh, also, I ordered those new airbags.
00:00:17Okay, cool.
00:00:23Ah, shit.
00:00:25I gotta go. See you in a bit.
00:00:26Eddie! Eddie, down!
00:00:27Eddie! Get over!
00:00:29Eddie, get off! Stop it!
00:00:31Luna!
00:00:32Luna!
00:00:33Come here! Here!
00:00:35Hey!
00:00:37Luna, come here!
00:00:39What are you doing?
00:00:40Sorry, he's being mischievous today.
00:00:42If she's pregnant now, he'll have to pay child support.
00:00:45Then Eddie has visitation rights on weekends.
00:00:47Every other one.
00:00:49Deal.
00:00:52Sorry about that.
00:00:53No idea where he learned that.
00:00:55I guess that's one of those things dogs just do, right?
00:00:59Like scratching their ear with their hind leg and stuff.
00:01:02Yeah, I do that too sometimes.
00:01:03Um, I should probably go.
00:01:12Uh, if you ever need a good photo of Eddie and yourself, um, I'm a photographer.
00:01:17Just stop by.
00:01:20Cool.
00:01:21Cool.
00:01:21If you've, if you're ever in need of a good bike, I own a store on Scholastore Street.
00:01:30Cool.
00:01:39Hello?
00:01:40Yeah, hi.
00:01:42This is Jan.
00:01:42I'd like to book a photo session for my dog, Eddie, and me.
00:01:45One good for you.
00:01:50Um, tomorrow?
00:01:52You free tomorrow?
00:01:54That works.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:58See you tomorrow.
00:02:00See you tomorrow.
00:02:01See you tomorrow.
00:02:01Hey.
00:02:18Hey.
00:02:21You know, originally, I was planning on making you a romantic breakfast in bed.
00:02:27What happened?
00:02:28Seemed like too much work.
00:02:31What?
00:02:32Yeah, it's a thought that counts, right?
00:02:34No.
00:02:35Sometimes what counts is a romantic breakfast in bed.
00:02:39All right then.
00:02:46Okay, wow.
00:02:48Hey, good morning, you two.
00:02:50You'll get something too.
00:02:52Stay there.
00:02:53Maybe we could cook something tonight.
00:03:02I'd really love to, but tonight I'm meeting some friends.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06You can't reschedule or move it?
00:03:09It's tricky.
00:03:10It's our game night, and that's sacred.
00:03:12Game night?
00:03:13I know it might sound a little bit silly, but it's sort of a tradition for us.
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:19And, um, do you play for money?
00:03:22Like blackjack?
00:03:23Poker?
00:03:24Strip poker?
00:03:25No, it's like Monopoly and Uno.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:33You know what?
00:03:35Come with me.
00:03:36They can finally meet the reason they haven't seen me in weeks.
00:03:39Or we could stay in bed for another few hundred years.
00:03:43I can't cancel on them.
00:03:50They're like family to me.
00:03:52Family, yeah?
00:03:54Now I really want to come along.
00:03:56Yes.
00:03:57Family.
00:03:58It'll be fun.
00:03:59Yeah?
00:03:59Mm-hmm.
00:04:05Wow.
00:04:06My best buddy is going to a fucking game night.
00:04:11You've become old very quickly.
00:04:13Yeah, that's a bit strange.
00:04:15Well, I can roll the dice and play with those silly pieces.
00:04:17Let's chill.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19Mm-hmm.
00:04:20I don't know.
00:04:21Where is it?
00:04:22Grunewald.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24In Grunewald.
00:04:25In Grunewald.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:27Dude, no one chill lives in Grunewald.
00:04:29They all won the literal game of life over there.
00:04:33Good for them.
00:04:34Yeah, good for them, but not good for you.
00:04:37Dude, you sit there.
00:04:38Everyone gathered around you.
00:04:40Mm-hmm.
00:04:41Is he the right one for Arpia?
00:04:43He didn't finish high school.
00:04:45Oh, goodness gracious.
00:04:47He grew up with his best friend in a high-rise housing estate.
00:04:51Say no more.
00:04:52Go straight to jail and do not pass go.
00:04:54That's bullshit.
00:04:55No way.
00:04:55That's exactly how it'll go down.
00:04:57I promise you.
00:04:58Dude, it's just a game night.
00:04:59There's not that much that can go wrong.
00:05:01At a game night, in Grunewald, everything can go wrong.
00:05:05Read the rules first, or you'll look like a fool.
00:05:13What the hell are you doing?
00:05:15Man, I'm airbag testing.
00:05:17And how's that going?
00:05:18Well, it should have opened.
00:05:20Will her best friend be there?
00:05:24It's actually at her house.
00:05:26Her name is Caro.
00:05:27Good.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:29Then you need to get Caro on your side.
00:05:31Bring her a gift.
00:05:32Give her compliments.
00:05:33Nice hair.
00:05:34Nice furnishings.
00:05:35Nice house.
00:05:35Those people love that shit.
00:05:37Maybe I'll just cancel on them.
00:05:39Huh?
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:40I can meet Pia tomorrow.
00:05:42Who cares?
00:05:42Jan, he who doesn't play has already lost.
00:05:48Lucas Podolsky, I think.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50Pia said I should bring a game with me.
00:05:52That's good.
00:05:53I have one for you.
00:05:55Best game in the world.
00:05:56I'll bring it over later.
00:05:58And you, now, get ready to rumble.
00:06:01You don't look very Grunewald.
00:06:05What?
00:06:06Marzan.
00:06:08Hey, guys.
00:06:09Thanks for tuning in.
00:06:10I have something very special for you.
00:06:13It's the most popular board game on planet Earth.
00:06:16Of course, I'm talking about Phenomaly.
00:06:19We've all played it before.
00:06:20Families have digitally gone to work as a Phenomaly.
00:06:24And in this case, the little power block.
00:06:26I am a...
00:06:27Hello, my friend.
00:06:32Hello, Andy.
00:06:33Hi there.
00:06:34Here we go.
00:06:36This is the game.
00:06:38And this is the gift for Caro.
00:06:40An airbag.
00:06:41But isn't that a little expensive?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44Grunewald style, right?
00:06:45That's not the broken one, is it?
00:06:47Hey.
00:06:48How stupid do you think I am?
00:06:50Daddy.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Come here.
00:06:53Hey, buddy.
00:06:53Okay, so, who would?
00:06:56I've taken it to many festivals, and it's super fun and a pretty good way to get to know each
00:07:00other.
00:07:01What are the rules?
00:07:02All right, my friend.
00:07:03There are questions.
00:07:04And you get to choose who in the group would most likely do that.
00:07:07Here.
00:07:07Like, here, for example.
00:07:09Uh, who would pee from a bridge?
00:07:11Well, you.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14No, you.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16And what's next?
00:07:20Yeah, it doesn't work with just us two.
00:07:22You need more people.
00:07:23Wow.
00:07:24Great game.
00:07:25Right?
00:07:26Fantastic.
00:07:27Awesome.
00:07:27I knew you liked it.
00:07:28Thanks, Alex.
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:29Hey, little lady.
00:07:30Brr.
00:07:30Brr.
00:07:30Brr.
00:07:30Brr.
00:07:31Brr.
00:07:31Brr.
00:07:31Brr.
00:07:31Brr.
00:07:32Brr.
00:07:32Brr.
00:07:32Brr.
00:07:33Brr.
00:07:33Brr.
00:07:34Brr.
00:07:34Brr.
00:07:35Brr.
00:07:35Brr.
00:07:36Brr.
00:07:36Brr.
00:07:37Brr.
00:07:37Brr.
00:07:38Brr.
00:07:38Brr.
00:07:38Hi.
00:07:39Hey there.
00:07:39Hey there.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:44Ready?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47Okay.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49Where's Luna?
00:07:51With a dog sitter.
00:07:53Well, the daughter of my neighbor.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56Cool.
00:07:57This is our challenge cup.
00:07:59I'm the defending champion, in case you were curious.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02Wow.
00:08:03You guys really take this thing seriously, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:08What do you have there?
00:08:11This?
00:08:12Oh, it's just a little gift.
00:08:14So your family will at least be a tiny bit impressed with me.
00:08:18I've been waiting for so long.
00:08:23I've been waiting for the day to come.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:29Okay.
00:08:30So who's gonna be there tonight?
00:08:31Your best friend?
00:08:32Karo.
00:08:33Karo, right.
00:08:34We've known each other since kindergarten.
00:08:35Here.
00:08:36This is Karo.
00:08:38Um, Karo studied design and runs a super successful furniture mail order business.
00:08:43Here.
00:08:44That's from when we went to Crete.
00:08:45We go every year.
00:08:46Wow.
00:08:47And Karo's husband is Oliver.
00:08:49He teaches at a trade school.
00:08:51And that's baby Emma.
00:08:52So cute.
00:08:53Right?
00:08:54And if you keep going, you'll see Sheila.
00:08:56And Sheila is a pharmacist.
00:08:58And, um, oh my, yeah.
00:09:00Relationship status is complicated.
00:09:02Oh.
00:09:03Um, Kurt?
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06And that's everyone.
00:09:07Yep.
00:09:08Uh, no.
00:09:09Uh, Kurt.
00:09:10Can't forget Kurt.
00:09:11Is that him?
00:09:14No, um, I don't have a photo of Kurt on there.
00:09:17Kurt is actually Karo's brother, and, uh, God, he's been at university forever.
00:09:22He lives with them.
00:09:23It was meant to be for two weeks, but then those two weeks turned into half a year.
00:09:28Kurt's a little bit, um...
00:09:31A little...
00:09:33A little what?
00:09:34I mean, you'll see.
00:09:36Here we are.
00:09:40Here we are.
00:09:49Wow.
00:09:50Your friends have really won the game of life.
00:09:52Huh?
00:09:53Nothing.
00:09:55May I?
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:58Good evening.
00:10:10Hello, Mr. Feeper.
00:10:12Game night, I suppose?
00:10:14Bingo.
00:10:15You're playing bingo?
00:10:16You're playing bingo?
00:10:18Oh, no, I was saying, by bingo, um...
00:10:21Yeah.
00:10:22Oh, and please let the Hoffmans know that I've seen some wild boars roaming the area again.
00:10:27They ravaged half of my lawn.
00:10:29Hey!
00:10:30Good night, Mr. Feeper.
00:10:33Good night, Mr. Feeper.
00:10:35Was he bothering you guys?
00:10:37Oh, what a freak.
00:10:39Hello!
00:10:41Ta-da!
00:10:42Karo, Yan, Yan, Karo.
00:10:44Hi.
00:10:45Welcome.
00:10:48Well, then.
00:11:00Great house.
00:11:01Really.
00:11:02It's as big as my apartment.
00:11:04Well, the hallway.
00:11:06You do the best you can.
00:11:08Did you just get your hair done?
00:11:09Mm-hmm.
00:11:10Looks so good.
00:11:11Right?
00:11:12Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Thanks.
00:11:14Oh, yeah, this is for you.
00:11:16What is it?
00:11:17Shall I?
00:11:18Oh, yeah.
00:11:19It's this great new kind of airbag that you put on when you're riding your bike.
00:11:22It's for your safety.
00:11:23Uh-huh.
00:11:24Put on, uh, where?
00:11:27I told you he owns a bike store.
00:11:28Yeah, I remember you saying.
00:11:29Funny.
00:11:31One moment.
00:11:32May I?
00:11:34Wow.
00:11:36You just gotta open this.
00:11:40May I?
00:11:42Well, please.
00:11:43Uh-huh.
00:11:46Wow.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:58Uh.
00:11:59How...
00:12:00How do I, uh...
00:12:01How do I get this off again?
00:12:02Oh!
00:12:06Oh, my God.
00:12:07I'm so sorry.
00:12:08That's only meant to happen in an accident.
00:12:10You got it?
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:12Sorry.
00:12:13Hey, we can fix that.
00:12:14No problem.
00:12:15Should we go to the bathroom?
00:12:16Yeah.
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18Uh, why don't you just go ahead and take this from me, okay?
00:12:22Right.
00:12:23Honestly, Jan, it's okay.
00:12:24Uh-huh.
00:12:25Uh, why don't you just go ahead and take this from me, okay?
00:12:26Right.
00:12:27Honestly, Jan, it's okay.
00:12:29Hello.
00:12:30Oh, fuck.
00:12:31Oh, fuck.
00:12:32Oh, who messed up my table again?
00:12:33It's just a little Pia.
00:12:34Really?
00:12:35I'm going to...
00:12:36Hello.
00:12:37Hi, I'm Jan.
00:12:38I came with Pia.
00:12:39Um, well, they needed to take care of something.
00:12:40Yeah, but you're in the wrong house.
00:12:41Idiot.
00:12:42Hi, come in.
00:12:43I'm Sheila.
00:12:44I'm just kidding.
00:12:45I'm Oliver.
00:12:46Hi.
00:12:47Kurt.
00:12:48Hi.
00:12:49But friends just call me Kay.
00:12:50Nobody calls you Kay.
00:12:51Nobody calls you Kay.
00:12:52It'd be cool for people to call me Kay.
00:12:54Well then, hello Kay.
00:12:55All right, let's put the Holy Grail right over here.
00:12:57Pia may have won last time, but today we have no mercy and are not kidding around.
00:12:59Yeah, Pia already hinted at that.
00:13:00Come in.
00:13:01Come in.
00:13:02Come in.
00:13:03Come in.
00:13:04Come in.
00:13:05Come in.
00:13:06Come in.
00:13:07Come in.
00:13:08Come in.
00:13:09Come in.
00:13:10Come in.
00:13:11Come in.
00:13:12Come in.
00:13:13Come in.
00:13:14Come in.
00:13:15Come in.
00:13:16Come in.
00:13:17Come in.
00:13:18Come in.
00:13:19Come in.
00:13:20Come in.
00:13:21Come in.
00:13:22Make yourself at home.
00:13:23Thanks.
00:13:26Yeah man, I was just saying to Caro, it's a really great house.
00:13:33Congrats.
00:13:34You can do the best you can right?
00:13:36Yeah, so Caro has a furniture mail order business right?
00:13:41It must be going well.
00:13:42Yeah it's good, but I also contributed a large part too.
00:13:46and you have your own bicycle store yeah I do does he even earn good money hey
00:13:52don't be so materialistic I think he's great he's relaxed funny and I feel
00:13:57really comfortable when he's around then I guess he hasn't put an airbag on you
00:14:00yet so what are your favorite games more like strategy board games or a quick and
00:14:06dirty card ones no idea I don't know um okay I like the settlers of Qatar
00:14:13Catan you mean because Qatar would be a desert country on the Persian Gulf all
00:14:21right yeah I also brought a game by the way who would never heard of it nope in
00:14:31this game you have um cards and well I'm really into fantasy role-playing games
00:14:35I'm actually the elven king of Taraka by the way Jacob finally quit after October
00:14:42I'll need a new chief visual content designer or better a new female chief
00:14:47visual content designer ah I won't take no for an answer you can't mess around with
00:14:52your photo studio forever it won't go anywhere I'm part of a photo exhibition
00:14:57next month with a cool female artist collective but that won't finance a
00:15:00mansion for you if things with young get serious you'll have to be the breadwinner
00:15:04so how long have you two been a couple um one month exactly yeah well I've been
00:15:10with Zara for five years now you were huh I am we're just we're on a break sure come
00:15:20on where are you he's here will you give me your number yeah sure I can do that sometime uh-huh now
00:15:33spot of wine yeah thank you okay zero one five one seven four five five eight six nine one
00:15:48number checks out
00:15:56yeah hello hello it's Kay hi Kay man what a surprise just leave him be Kurt so what are you up to
00:16:20huh why are you asking that I'm right in front of you that one isn't me um sorry I have to take
00:16:39this call we'll be here all night Alex just a moment a bike store
00:16:45sorry about that so tell me how much longer do I have to do this do I walk around the park here with Eddie oh right well for me it took six years until he got me a date yeah I'd be happy to do this
00:16:46sorry about that so tell me how much longer do I have to do this do I walk around the park here with Eddie oh right well for me it took six years until he got me a date
00:16:53yeah I'd be happy if he just went ahead and did his business how are things there it's a bit weird honestly but hey the way they live here
00:16:59fucking huge mansion really sick man do they have a pool I didn't even check that yeah they'll have a pool for sure
00:17:06hold on
00:17:08no I don't see one
00:17:11I don't see one
00:17:13probably indoors between the sauna and the fitness room I bet you
00:17:16oh fuck
00:17:20wait what don't tell me they got tennis courts
00:17:22oh fuck
00:17:25oh fuck
00:17:26oh fuck
00:17:27oh fuck
00:17:28oh fuck
00:17:29oh fuck
00:17:30oh fuck
00:17:31oh fuck
00:17:33oh fuck
00:17:34oh fuck
00:17:36oh fuck
00:17:38oh fuck
00:17:39oh fuck
00:17:40oh fuck
00:17:41oh fuck
00:17:42oh fuck
00:17:44a bird just flew out
00:17:46a plane they have an airplane
00:17:48no a real bird flew out a fucking parrot or something and it just flew out the window man
00:17:51what are you talking about are you hi
00:17:54here little birdie
00:17:55no come here
00:17:56come over here
00:17:57yeah come here come here little birdie right over here
00:17:59come here
00:18:00do you mean me
00:18:01Jan
00:18:02come here little birdie
00:18:03Jan are you in danger
00:18:05if yes say marmalade toast
00:18:07what are you saying man no marmalade toast man
00:18:09it's in the trees now the stupid animal
00:18:11okay
00:18:12understood I got you
00:18:13okay
00:18:14Eddie come
00:18:15come
00:18:16hello
00:18:18come here
00:18:19come here come here little birdie come on look what I got for you hey look at me come on
00:18:25come on
00:18:26fuck
00:18:27asshole
00:18:28now we really earned a glass of wine
00:18:32oh
00:18:33did you get lost don't get too close to me
00:18:35did you find the others
00:18:36I did
00:18:37I just had a phone call
00:18:38what I got a phone call
00:18:39oh
00:18:40oh
00:18:41oh
00:18:42oh
00:18:43oh
00:18:44oh
00:18:45oh
00:18:46oh
00:18:47oh
00:18:48oh
00:18:49oh
00:18:50oh
00:18:51Now we really earned a glass of wine.
00:18:56Oh, did you get lost?
00:18:59Don't get too close to me.
00:19:02Did you find the others?
00:19:04I did.
00:19:05I just had a phone call to make in the hall.
00:19:09Is it really okay?
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:11Sorry about that.
00:19:12It's all good.
00:19:13Yeah?
00:19:14I'm just happy you're here.
00:19:18Come with me.
00:19:19I hope you brought your appetite.
00:19:22I've been slaving away in the kitchen all day.
00:19:24It'll just distract everyone from playing the game.
00:19:26Bread and games, even the ancient Romans knew that.
00:19:29Or was it the Greeks?
00:19:30Yeah, but bread.
00:19:31They never said anything about guacamole.
00:19:33Mmm.
00:19:34What did you put in there?
00:19:35It's delicious.
00:19:36Well, avocado.
00:19:37The rest is secret.
00:19:38Mm-hmm.
00:19:41Avocado comes from the Aztecs and means testicle.
00:19:43Mmm.
00:19:44Mmm.
00:19:44Thanks for that great fact.
00:19:46Zora loves guacamole.
00:19:48Mm-hmm.
00:19:48Mmm.
00:19:49My girlfriend?
00:19:50Yeah, you mentioned her earlier.
00:19:52Mm-hmm.
00:19:52Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:19:54How many times do I have to say we're just taking a break?
00:19:56That's lasted for half a year now.
00:19:58Okay, shall we?
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:00As always, we'll start with activity.
00:20:02May the best one win.
00:20:05And may I be the best one.
00:20:08Good luck.
00:20:11It's a ritual of ours.
00:20:14Cool.
00:20:15We met at one.
00:20:15We met at one.
00:20:20Um, park.
00:20:22Yeah, yeah.
00:20:22Um, and put dinosaurs in front.
00:20:24No idea.
00:20:25Um, dino park?
00:20:27Huh?
00:20:27No, no, no.
00:20:28Come on, Jan.
00:20:28You know this one.
00:20:29Okay, come on.
00:20:30Jurassic park.
00:20:30Okay.
00:20:31Um, what am I allergic to?
00:20:34Uh, uh, nuts?
00:20:37Look, all night long, I've been snacking on nuts.
00:20:40I can't be allergic to them.
00:20:41If she was allergic to nuts, she wouldn't sit there eating nuts right now.
00:20:44Hey, Kurt.
00:20:45She's allergic to fish.
00:20:46It was Jaws.
00:20:47Next one.
00:20:48Oh, you know this one.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50Smooch.
00:20:51Blup.
00:20:52Huh?
00:20:53Stop.
00:20:53Huh?
00:20:54Titanic.
00:20:54Titanic.
00:20:55Everybody knows that.
00:20:56My favorite movie.
00:20:57What, really?
00:20:58Nil, zero, nada, niente, sorry.
00:21:01Sorry.
00:21:02I'm not smart enough for this game, I guess.
00:21:03If I shall lose, I'm glad it's with you.
00:21:06Man, I'm getting jealous watching you two.
00:21:09You know, when Zora and I first met, we were...
00:21:11Okay, come on, next round.
00:21:12Whose turn?
00:21:12Ours.
00:21:14Hola.
00:21:15Um, am I asleep?
00:21:17Thanks.
00:21:17You can call it a day, Gabriela.
00:21:19Or do you want to play with us?
00:21:20I'm sure she has better things to do.
00:21:22Have a lovely evening.
00:21:23Si.
00:21:23Have a good night.
00:21:25Ha-sa, eh?
00:21:26Huh?
00:21:26Ha-sa.
00:21:27Ha-sa.
00:21:28Place eight in Mexico.
00:21:32It must be such a huge help for you to have an au pair.
00:21:35Yeah, but I usually take care of the little one myself.
00:21:38Well, the other day, Emma called Gabriela mommy instead.
00:21:42Huh?
00:21:42The both of them were playing house when she said it.
00:21:44All right.
00:21:45Anyway, Emma is very keen on her.
00:21:47Yeah, just like you, right?
00:21:49Hossa.
00:21:49Huh?
00:21:50Nonsense.
00:21:50I've already got my hands full with Helmut Kohl.
00:21:53Oh, right.
00:21:54Ah, Ollie has a bird called Helmut Kohl.
00:21:56A cockatoo.
00:21:57I had another called Angela Merkel, but Helmut Kohl hacked her to death.
00:22:01Fucking patriarchy.
00:22:02You see, when birds are kept in cages, they often get aggressive.
00:22:06That's why our Helmut Kohl is free to fly around our study.
00:22:09Please, never open that door.
00:22:12Okay, and just theoretically, if he flew off, he'd come back again, no?
00:22:17Oh, God, I don't even want to think about that.
00:22:19This neighborhood has lots of cats.
00:22:21Helmut wouldn't survive for that long.
00:22:23My God, how scary.
00:22:24I love Helmut Kohl.
00:22:25The two of them came to my studio once.
00:22:27It was so cute.
00:22:28Okay, we've had enough talk about the bird now.
00:22:29You can never talk too much about Helmut Kohl.
00:22:32After all, he's the cockatoo of unified Germany.
00:22:35Not bad, not bad.
00:22:40Where's the loo?
00:22:41The toilet.
00:22:42Down the hall, around the corner.
00:22:43Yeah, but sit down, okay?
00:22:44Nah, just kidding.
00:22:45I don't do it either.
00:22:47No, I always sit down.
00:22:48Great.
00:22:49Now you scared him off with your cockatoo talk.
00:22:51Yeah, or you did it with your Zora nonsense.
00:22:53We're on it.
00:22:53Yeah, wait.
00:22:59John, John.
00:23:15Thank God you're alive, man.
00:23:17Of course I'm alive, man.
00:23:18What are you doing here?
00:23:20You said marmalade toast.
00:23:22The code word.
00:23:24What?
00:23:25Dude, no marmalade toast is what I said.
00:23:27Yeah, and within no marmalade toast are the words marmalade toast, huh?
00:23:31Yeah, man, but also no.
00:23:32The word no.
00:23:33Man.
00:23:35Where's Eddie?
00:23:36I gave him a rubber bone and turned on the Beethoven movie.
00:23:41Right, okay.
00:23:43Now that you're here, find the fucking bird.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48What fucking bird?
00:23:49This cockatoo, man.
00:23:50It escaped, and now it's flapping around here somewhere.
00:23:52You mean a real cockatoo?
00:23:54Yeah, a real cockatoo, a white one.
00:23:55Okay, challenge accepted.
00:23:57Yuh, yuh.
00:23:59What?
00:24:01What does it sound like?
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:05Cockatoo?
00:24:06Cockatoo?
00:24:07Cockatoo?
00:24:08Higher.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Ooh, cockatoo.
00:24:11Cockatoo?
00:24:11How would I even know that, man?
00:24:13Download a bird app that makes bird noises, okay?
00:24:15Yeah, okay.
00:24:16You can count on me.
00:24:18Oh, yeah?
00:24:19Like how you convinced me an airbag was a great idea?
00:24:21Why?
00:24:21What happened with the airbag?
00:24:22It inflated, man.
00:24:23Yeah, it's supposed to inflate.
00:24:24It's an airbag.
00:24:26Forget it, man.
00:24:28Okay, fuck.
00:24:31Hey, Siri.
00:24:32Yeah?
00:24:33What sound does a cockatoo make?
00:24:43Oh, fuck.
00:24:44What?
00:24:55Oh, God.
00:24:59Oh, fuck.
00:25:20I'm so sorry.
00:25:21I got lost.
00:25:22I'm sorry.
00:25:22I'm sorry.
00:25:24All good.
00:25:27Sorry.
00:25:29That's the way upstairs.
00:25:34Did you make the food?
00:25:37Yeah, but you know, gotta work sell out.
00:25:39Oh, it's really good.
00:25:41It's really good.
00:25:44I'll go now.
00:25:45Gabriella, we need more guacca.
00:25:47I, um, was about to go.
00:25:50I got lost.
00:25:51Hallway and around the corner, I remember saying.
00:25:53Not down the stairs, end of the hallway, last door.
00:25:56Oh.
00:25:58Went too far, I guess.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:03Uh, thank you for the boy.
00:26:06Thanks.
00:26:07Yep, yep.
00:26:08Shall we continue then?
00:26:10Yep.
00:26:10Watch this.
00:26:17Bam.
00:26:18Bam.
00:26:19And...
00:26:20Oof.
00:26:21Oh, yeah.
00:26:21You've been blocking me the entire time.
00:26:23I don't think I'll give you a job after all.
00:26:25Very funny.
00:26:26A job?
00:26:26Yeah, Pia's going to be my new chief visual content designer.
00:26:30Oh, really?
00:26:31Will you close down your studio then?
00:26:32Um, nothing's been decided yet.
00:26:34Well, eventually you'll have children, so a career won't be easy.
00:26:37Maybe Jan doesn't want kids.
00:26:39And maybe it's also a little bit too early to talk about that.
00:26:42Have you had sex?
00:26:44Kurt, how about we continue the game?
00:26:47My turn?
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:51I'll get it.
00:26:52Oh, who could that be?
00:26:54Hopefully not our freak neighbor.
00:26:57Got a card?
00:26:58Uh, yep.
00:27:01Bam.
00:27:01Ooh, okay.
00:27:04Watch out.
00:27:04I'm very sorry, but I just won.
00:27:07Not bad.
00:27:08Well, please.
00:27:09Hey, look who's here.
00:27:11Good evening, everyone.
00:27:16For good luck tonight.
00:27:20Hello.
00:27:25Matthias.
00:27:26Matt.
00:27:28Jan, hi.
00:27:29Hi.
00:27:31Jan and Pia already had sex.
00:27:33Kurt.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:33I guess the ice has been broken, huh?
00:27:41Sorry, I didn't know you'd bring someone new.
00:27:44I hope it's not awkward with the ex suddenly showing up.
00:27:48Honestly?
00:27:49Nonsense.
00:27:50Absolutely not.
00:27:51I brought a little gift for Emma.
00:27:53Is the cutie already asleep?
00:27:54Yes, fortunately.
00:27:55I mean, unfortunately.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57Then I'll just leave it next to her crib.
00:27:59Oh, that's nice.
00:28:00She'll enjoy it tomorrow.
00:28:04Are you stupid?
00:28:06Did you know about this?
00:28:07Huh?
00:28:08So what?
00:28:10This is my house.
00:28:11My house.
00:28:12Our house.
00:28:13And Matt is our friend.
00:28:14And he's my ex-boyfriend.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Ugh.
00:28:17You mean your ex...
00:28:18Kurt.
00:28:19Come on.
00:28:19Leave it.
00:28:20Seriously.
00:28:20Well, I would be happy if Zora were to show up here.
00:28:23Yeah, I guess that's how different we are.
00:28:25Oh, God.
00:28:26That...
00:28:26I didn't know this would happen.
00:28:29Wanna go?
00:28:31I don't know.
00:28:31It's up to you, I guess.
00:28:33Well, that went fucking terrible.
00:28:34But let's just try and make the best of it, right?
00:28:36We're all grown-ups after all.
00:28:38Hmm?
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:39I have an appointment with him next week.
00:28:40I don't want him taking it all out on me.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Matt is our dentist.
00:28:45Ah.
00:28:45Not mine anymore.
00:28:46Huh?
00:28:47But you just went to see him.
00:28:48For an emergency.
00:28:50Oh, good God.
00:28:51She's so cute.
00:28:53Just like your father.
00:28:54Yeah, such an angel.
00:28:55Come on.
00:28:55Sit down.
00:28:56Thanks.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:29:00How is my sweet Luna?
00:29:03Good.
00:29:04Good.
00:29:05She has a new best friend.
00:29:06Eddie, who is Jan's dog.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:09We bought Luna together.
00:29:12Or rather...
00:29:12You rescued, right?
00:29:13You rescued her.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:14Cool.
00:29:15Yeah, she's our baby.
00:29:18Ah.
00:29:18I'll, uh, get more wine.
00:29:21Want to come with?
00:29:21Uh, nice spot of wine.
00:29:22No.
00:29:23I'll get the wine.
00:29:25Um, did someone win?
00:29:27Oh, Jan, I'm so sorry.
00:29:28This is a total disaster.
00:29:32You sure we shouldn't just leave?
00:29:34Wouldn't it look like I was scared?
00:29:36That doesn't matter, does it?
00:29:38Kara's right.
00:29:39We're all adults after all.
00:29:41Also, I don't think it'll be that bad.
00:29:42Mm.
00:29:42But is there anything else I should know about?
00:29:46You already know more than you need to.
00:29:56All good?
00:29:57Mm-hmm.
00:29:57Mm-hmm.
00:29:59You know what?
00:30:22We should drink Ollie's fanciest wine.
00:30:25Do you know anything about wines?
00:30:27Do I look like I do?
00:30:28Do I look like I do?
00:30:30Hmm.
00:30:36This one looks really fancy.
00:30:39Excellent choice.
00:30:45Wow.
00:30:45When I cook, the kitchen's a total mess.
00:30:48Baccaro.
00:30:51Hmm.
00:30:52Another ex-reviews?
00:31:07They've come back.
00:31:08They're my friends.
00:31:10Not you.
00:31:10The wild boars.
00:31:11I saw them in the yard.
00:31:13I don't think so.
00:31:14I've just recently fixed a fence.
00:31:15I'm quite sure.
00:31:16Why don't you enjoy a relaxing evening in front of the television for once, Mr. Feeper?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:21Goodbye now.
00:31:23So the neighbor is watching the yard.
00:31:26I guess we really need to watch out for him.
00:31:28What a nice and smart summary.
00:31:30Good job.
00:31:31Probably a cat.
00:31:33Give it a rest.
00:31:34You said so earlier about how there's a lot of them in your area.
00:31:36Excuse me.
00:31:37Hmm.
00:31:38But I don't want them on my freshly poured concrete.
00:31:42Freshly poured what?
00:31:43The foundation for our play tower.
00:31:45Ah.
00:31:58Oops.
00:31:59Say, what's going on with activity here?
00:32:02You see, me and Pia, we never lost a single game.
00:32:05Jan was a bit slow on the uptake.
00:32:07But, well, he does prefer playing the settlers of Qatar.
00:32:12Like Monopolo.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:14We're playing, Jan.
00:32:15Just joking.
00:32:17Yeah, cheer up.
00:32:18If you've been friends as long as all of us, there are, of course, some inside jokes.
00:32:22When we go on vacation, we devote whole nights to playing activity.
00:32:27Oh, that reminds me.
00:32:28We should go ahead and book the house, otherwise it'll be gone.
00:32:31I already talked to Papadopoulos.
00:32:33Crete.
00:32:35Greece.
00:32:36We always go there as a group.
00:32:39Come with us.
00:32:40I don't think we need to make vacation plans right now.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:45Good.
00:32:46Here we go.
00:32:47Trivial pursuit.
00:32:48Okie dokie.
00:32:49Time to pull out that general knowledge.
00:32:52What did you study at university?
00:32:54Um, nothing.
00:32:56For 16 semesters.
00:32:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:02I didn't mean to.
00:33:04And after your A-levels, you did some...
00:33:06Traveling?
00:33:07That was a dream of mine.
00:33:08I traveled during my A-level.
00:33:10My A-levels.
00:33:11Yeah, I know.
00:33:12It doesn't matter.
00:33:14Jan owns a great bike store.
00:33:16Oh, wow.
00:33:16Wow.
00:33:18Well, I need a new bike.
00:33:19I'll stop by sometime.
00:33:21Can you live off that job?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Good thing that there are enough dentists out there who I can sell overpriced e-bikes to.
00:33:29Are you good with your hands?
00:33:30Maybe you could help Oliver with his play tower.
00:33:33Help's not necessary.
00:33:35That thing's solid.
00:33:35Oops.
00:33:56Here's some more snacks for everyone.
00:34:00Would anyone like some?
00:34:02Ooh, what is it now?
00:34:03Is the sauce so spicy?
00:34:04A bit.
00:34:06Thanks.
00:34:07Okay, I'll be the quiz master, yeah?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10The newcomer starts.
00:34:12Okay.
00:34:15May the best one win.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:24Ah, okay.
00:34:26This one is for science and nature.
00:34:28Under what name is ascorbic acid better known as?
00:34:34Aspirin?
00:34:34Ah, how do you get close?
00:34:36Vitamin C.
00:34:37Can you say aspirin again?
00:34:41Uh, no.
00:34:42Ah.
00:34:44Ah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:45Number 32 has a cavity.
00:34:47Someone should take a look at that.
00:34:49Best to call me personally.
00:34:51Otherwise, I'm going to be able to wait six months for an appointment.
00:34:53History.
00:34:54Hmm?
00:34:54History.
00:34:55History.
00:34:56And which year was the Berlin Wall fully completed?
00:35:00Oh, um, it fell in 89.
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:03And, um, well, um, 63?
00:35:07Ah, close.
00:35:1061.
00:35:11Wow.
00:35:11Matt knows everything, doesn't he?
00:35:13August 13th.
00:35:14Oh, what was that?
00:35:15You know what time to?
00:35:15Why don't you tell me, uh, you and Zora, why did you end up taking a break anyway?
00:35:20Oh, um, thanks for asking.
00:35:23So Zora just wanted a bit of distance?
00:35:25Hmm.
00:35:26Like, supposedly I didn't give her enough space.
00:35:30Yeah, but I believe in the long run this will really strengthen our relationship a lot.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Yeah.
00:35:38What is...
00:35:38Do you actually have a photo of her?
00:35:42Um, yeah.
00:35:46Hey, hey, we shouldn't get into this now.
00:35:48Better not.
00:35:51Here.
00:35:52That's her.
00:35:53She posted that on her Instagram two days ago.
00:35:55Also, I gave her that blouse as a gift.
00:35:58Yeah, those are the small hidden signs she's giving.
00:36:00The signs.
00:36:01Yep.
00:36:02Yeah, she looks nice.
00:36:04She is.
00:36:06Hmm.
00:36:06Says last online, 2.17 a.m.
00:36:10Yeah, well, okay.
00:36:11Probably couldn't sleep, poor girl.
00:36:13Or she was partying.
00:36:15Yep.
00:36:17Hmm.
00:36:18Maybe to take her mind off things because she misses me.
00:36:22You should stop stalking her on WhatsApp.
00:36:24Mm-hmm.
00:36:25I wasn't stalking.
00:36:26That just gets displayed on there.
00:36:28And she's my girlfriend.
00:36:30Was.
00:36:32Just delete her number.
00:36:33Mm-hmm.
00:36:34There, look at this.
00:36:35I've been working on this text for a while.
00:36:37What do you think?
00:36:37Um, I don't know.
00:36:42It could be maybe a little too intimate.
00:36:45Is that still the same message?
00:36:47It is.
00:36:48I just reworded it again a little bit.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:50Um, where is it?
00:36:58Did you just press send?
00:37:01Huh?
00:37:01What?
00:37:02What?
00:37:03No, I didn't pre-
00:37:04I hardly touched the phone.
00:37:05You did send the message.
00:37:10No.
00:37:10I would not have done that if I were you.
00:37:13Okay, all right.
00:37:14Maybe I can still delete it.
00:37:15Right, but then she'll see that you-
00:37:17But then, she'll see that I deleted the message?
00:37:20Mm-hmm.
00:37:20Shit!
00:37:20Oh, man.
00:37:23Why?
00:37:24Why did you press send, man?
00:37:26That was a draft.
00:37:27It had some super embarrassing stuff in it.
00:37:30I didn't do it, Sheila.
00:37:31Who else could have done it?
00:37:33Oh, man, Jan, dude.
00:37:34If you had deleted the number, it wouldn't have happened.
00:37:37Right.
00:37:38Right.
00:37:39Now it's my fault.
00:37:41Sheila.
00:37:43Gee, she'll calm down again.
00:37:45God.
00:37:45Let me help you.
00:37:55Modafinil?
00:37:56What's that?
00:37:58That's a stimulant.
00:37:59Well, as a pharmacist, she's got easy access, right?
00:38:02Wow.
00:38:03That's nuts.
00:38:04Stop it.
00:38:05So, shall we continue playing the game?
00:38:08Good idea.
00:38:09Keep your head up, Jan.
00:38:10Everyone fucks up.
00:38:12Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:34Arts and literature.
00:38:38All right.
00:38:39Um, what collection of poems is Charles Baudelaire best known for?
00:38:45I don't know.
00:38:47Les Fleurs du Mans.
00:38:49The Flowers of Evil.
00:38:50Bravo.
00:38:51Correct.
00:38:51Also the correct pronunciation.
00:38:53Well.
00:38:55He who leans over his beloved in the throes of love resembles a dying man who caressed his burial grave.
00:39:04Bravo.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:06He's a bad poet.
00:39:09It doesn't rhyme.
00:39:13Remember, Montparnasse?
00:39:15We visited the tomb of Baudelaire.
00:39:18And then suddenly it started raining and we had to run and seek cover inside this cafe.
00:39:24The waitress brought a couple of towels.
00:39:26We drank champagne.
00:39:28And, oh, this is what she wrote underneath on Instagram.
00:39:31Thank you for the beautiful day.
00:39:36With a heart.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:40Yeah, with a heart.
00:39:45Geography?
00:39:46Mm-hmm.
00:39:47What is the capital of the Bahamas?
00:39:50Nassau.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52We went there.
00:39:53Of course.
00:39:54Just a sec.
00:39:55Wait.
00:39:56There.
00:39:58Oh, okay.
00:39:59Wow.
00:39:59Cool.
00:40:00You can't be serious right now.
00:40:01Yeah, that's Pia Serfie.
00:40:04I taught her.
00:40:09Ah.
00:40:10Oh, nice.
00:40:11Wow.
00:40:11Wow.
00:40:12In the photos, everything looks so great.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:16We played golf, too.
00:40:17Oh, yeah.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:23Stop it with this bullshit.
00:40:24Hey.
00:40:26Wait, is that?
00:40:26Seriously, turn that shit off.
00:40:28That's when I proposed to her.
00:40:31Pia must have told you that we were engaged.
00:40:33Were?
00:40:33What the?
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:39Oh, you didn't know about that?
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:42I didn't mean to create an awkward situation.
00:40:44Well, it is a very awkward situation now.
00:40:47Awkward for Jan and for Pia.
00:40:50Mm-hmm.
00:40:52Yeah, okay.
00:40:54Forget all that.
00:40:55Kurt?
00:40:56Ollie?
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:59The dice just fell on the ground.
00:41:01So maybe get it off the floor?
00:41:04Oh, wherever could it be?
00:41:06Boy.
00:41:07I can't find it.
00:41:09I guess we'll have to stop the game now.
00:41:11Too bad.
00:41:12Nope, we'll just get a new one.
00:41:14Kurt.
00:41:15Come on.
00:41:16I'll roll for you or we'll never get moving.
00:41:20There.
00:41:22Which song by Ria Reiser was covered by the band X in the year 2000?
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:29I only know metal.
00:41:30What about Jan?
00:41:32Hmm?
00:41:32Come on, you know it.
00:41:34King of Germany?
00:41:35Oh, not even close.
00:41:38No.
00:41:38Hey, Pia, what kind of guy did you bring here?
00:41:43Um, where's the guitar?
00:41:45Yeah?
00:41:45Yeah?
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Guys, seriously, not the guitar.
00:41:48Come on.
00:41:50A bit of support.
00:41:51Ah, maestro.
00:41:57Gracias.
00:41:57All right, come on, guys.
00:41:59Some music to loosen everyone up?
00:42:00Sure thing.
00:42:01Oh, God, I can understand you being angry.
00:42:07And just so you know, I didn't even say yes when he proposed.
00:42:10Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
00:42:13Because it didn't mean anything.
00:42:19So?
00:42:19Yeah, Zora's online, but hasn't read it yet.
00:42:24I do apologize, even if it wasn't my fault.
00:42:27Guys, come on, don't be party poopers now.
00:42:29Get up.
00:42:30Come.
00:42:35Die Welt schaut rauf zu meinem Fenster.
00:42:40Mit müden Augen, ganz staubig und scheu.
00:42:46Ich seh's hier oben.
00:42:47Matt is our rock star.
00:42:49He rocks.
00:42:52Ich seh dich kommen, aber du gehst vorbei.
00:42:58Doch es tut nicht mehr weh.
00:43:00Nein, es tut nicht mehr weh.
00:43:04Alles beib stumm und kein stumm kommt, auf wenn ich dich seh.
00:43:08I need to get some fresh air.
00:43:09Es ist vorbei.
00:43:12Bye, baby.
00:43:12But do you want me to come?
00:43:13No.
00:43:15Alex needs my help.
00:43:16I'll just call him, okay?
00:43:17No problem.
00:43:18Es ist vorbei.
00:43:24Oh, man, there's a rock star.
00:43:34Alex.
00:43:40Alex.
00:43:40Yeah, where are you?
00:43:54In the yard next door.
00:43:57Huh?
00:43:58What do you mean?
00:43:59I'm just hanging out over here.
00:44:01Alex?
00:44:02Alex?
00:44:18Here.
00:44:18Up here.
00:44:19What the hell?
00:44:22Yeah, that stupid bird went over here, and then suddenly, whoosh.
00:44:28Now you know what a wild boar must feel like.
00:44:31That's funny.
00:44:33You may undo the rope over there.
00:44:38Yeah, but please be careful.
00:44:40This is for bye.
00:44:45This is for bye.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:54How are things over there?
00:44:55It's a giant disaster.
00:44:57On top of that, Pia's ex showed up.
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00What does he want?
00:45:02Pia.
00:45:03They'd punch him in the mouth.
00:45:05Yeah, I'm this close at the moment.
00:45:07Or beat his ass at the board game.
00:45:08Who's that shitty singer?
00:45:11The dude.
00:45:14Ugh.
00:45:15Then, for God's sakes, punch him in the mouth.
00:45:29I thought maybe you'd left.
00:45:31On the contrary, I'm here.
00:45:35Woo!
00:45:36Yeah!
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:37Woo!
00:45:38Woo!
00:45:40Yeah!
00:45:41That'll be a bonus point for sure.
00:45:43I think we can all agree that in true pursuit, Matt is simply undefeatable.
00:45:47Yeah!
00:45:48Next game, the saga of Taraka.
00:45:50Oh, do we have to?
00:45:52Yeah, we have to.
00:45:53We haven't played Jan's game yet.
00:45:55Oh.
00:45:55Oh, yeah.
00:45:56Oh, yeah.
00:45:57I'm sure that's great, too.
00:45:58What's it called?
00:45:59Uh, who would?
00:46:01Do what?
00:46:02Well, let's just start, and the rest will become clear as we go, right?
00:46:05Mm-hmm.
00:46:05Do we need writing pads?
00:46:07Yeah.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:09Sheila.
00:46:10Yeah?
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:10I'll sit up here.
00:46:17There.
00:46:19Hey, now, to start, you take a card from the top of the deck and read it.
00:46:24Who would drink the others under the table?
00:46:27And then you write down the name?
00:46:28Exactly.
00:46:29Okay.
00:46:30Hmm.
00:46:35All done?
00:46:36Mm-hmm.
00:46:37Turn them over.
00:46:42Why are you writing me down?
00:46:43Because lesbians always drink.
00:46:44You drink a lot more.
00:46:45When do I drink more than you?
00:46:47Every time.
00:46:48Well, there's nothing wrong with a little spot of wine now and then.
00:46:51Just calling it a spot of wine is why I wrote your name.
00:46:54Ditto.
00:46:55Look, Kurt, you're living here in my house.
00:46:56I expect a little more respect.
00:46:58In my house?
00:46:59In our house.
00:47:00Yeah, I also wrote your name, my friend.
00:47:03Oh, yeah?
00:47:04Mm-hmm.
00:47:05Wow.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:05Yeah, if I wrote my name, I'm totally cool with that.
00:47:08Well, if I didn't have a career in child, I'd also drink more.
00:47:11Also, Kara has offered Pia a job.
00:47:13What was it called again?
00:47:14Chief Visual Content Designer.
00:47:16Oh, that's wonderful news.
00:47:17See?
00:47:18Accept it.
00:47:19Let's just let her decide for herself, huh?
00:47:21Oh.
00:47:22Ooh.
00:47:23Someone can't handle their girlfriend making more money.
00:47:25And who's that?
00:47:26Yanni, it's called humor.
00:47:30Okay, what's next, then?
00:47:32Oliver got the most votes, so he has to take a shot now.
00:47:37Oh, strange game, but okay.
00:47:39Hey, guys.
00:47:49She read the text.
00:47:51Oh, God.
00:47:52Now I need a drink.
00:47:53All right.
00:47:54Who here would most likely become burnt out?
00:48:00Ready?
00:48:01Mm-hmm.
00:48:01Turn over.
00:48:02Just because I work a lot doesn't mean I'll get burnt out.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09I also work a lot.
00:48:10A whole lot.
00:48:13And that's why our relationship really suffered.
00:48:15Yeah, Matthias?
00:48:16Tell us.
00:48:17Was that before or after your trip to the Bahamas?
00:48:19Uh, both, actually.
00:48:21Especially our sex life suffered a lot because of it.
00:48:24Ugh.
00:48:26Like, in the beginning, we just couldn't get enough of each other.
00:48:30We'd basically fuck all day and night everywhere.
00:48:32Matt, this isn't the place for that.
00:48:33Is there a slideshow of that, too?
00:48:35Pia, I never apologized to you.
00:48:38Pia, if you lose a beautiful and fascinating woman such as yourself, you have fucked up.
00:48:49Really fucked up.
00:48:50And I am sorry.
00:48:55It's in the past.
00:48:56But it's nice of you to say it again in front of everyone, okay?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Let's move on.
00:49:03Or did you want to sing another song?
00:49:05Ha ha.
00:49:08By the way, on Crete, a new archaeological museum has opened up.
00:49:13Oh, yeah?
00:49:13Yeah, but I don't know if Jan is interested in culture.
00:49:16Oh, I'm sure he can go biking there, too.
00:49:18Yeah, thanks.
00:49:19I am interested in other things, you know.
00:49:21Oh?
00:49:21Like what?
00:49:23Um, for example, Jan collects antiques.
00:49:25Oh.
00:49:26Oh.
00:49:28Yeah, the Bocelli bike.
00:49:31Baterkia.
00:49:32Yeah.
00:49:33Baterkia.
00:49:34A bicycle?
00:49:35Well, I've got a bike, too, you know.
00:49:38Who would most likely be admitted to a psychiatric ward?
00:49:45Oliver.
00:49:46Oh, come on.
00:49:47True.
00:49:48Yeah, you and your role-playing games, that really is a bit...
00:49:51I mean, if you think therapy can help, go right ahead.
00:49:54Well, if you guys ever came to one of those role-playing events, yeah?
00:49:57Then you'd understand the fascination around it.
00:49:58But, okay, you don't forget it.
00:50:00Silly dress-up and fighting orcs.
00:50:01I really don't know how that's fascinating, okay?
00:50:04All right, next card, please.
00:50:06Who'd play a naked game of ping-pong?
00:50:08Naked, yeah, but I'm not good at ping-pong.
00:50:10Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
00:50:12I mean, I can play ping-pong and look good naked.
00:50:15Right, Pia?
00:50:16Oh, come on.
00:50:17Next card.
00:50:18Who'd most likely be able to tame a predator?
00:50:21Yan!
00:50:21Yan could do it.
00:50:22Yan can definitely train any dog.
00:50:25Yeah, but dogs are a whole different game than lions and tigers.
00:50:29So, let's see.
00:50:36Are you guys serious?
00:50:39That wimp?
00:50:41I'll give you the tiger skin so you can lay naked on it.
00:50:44And nobody thinks I could do it because...
00:50:46Oh, don't be silly.
00:50:48Yeah, don't be silly.
00:50:51See that, guys?
00:50:52I've only ever picked for the shitty stuff.
00:50:55Drinking, psychiatry, but fighting wild animals, that's for others to do, right?
00:50:59Not the fat, stupid teacher.
00:51:00Nobody can defeat a predator.
00:51:02Really, Ali, calm down.
00:51:03No, I'm sick of all of you seeing the loser in me always.
00:51:06That's nonsense.
00:51:06It's not nonsense!
00:51:08Nobody has respect for me here!
00:51:10And there's a fucking freeloader living in my house, and now my wife's gaining up on me!
00:51:13In my house!
00:51:14It is our house!
00:51:16Ali, come back!
00:51:19Who might he mean by freeloader?
00:51:23Emma?
00:51:25Or Gabriela?
00:51:27Ali, come back!
00:51:29Well, your game really fucking sucks.
00:51:36Why don't you sing a song about it?
00:51:38This is ridiculous.
00:51:39Both of you stop.
00:51:40What should I do when this big mouth keeps provoking me?
00:51:45Ali, take that off!
00:51:47Just go away!
00:51:48Ali, please!
00:51:50Just look away, then.
00:51:52Oh, congratulations.
00:51:53Now you've really got one foot in the psych ward.
00:51:55Ali, what is this?
00:51:56Forget Ali.
00:51:58I am Ogandor, the almighty king of the elves.
00:52:02Yeah.
00:52:03Laugh it up.
00:52:05But I can turn stone into gold and talk to plants and trees.
00:52:09And at the events, all my subjects shall all kneel before me.
00:52:13I'll stand, if that's all right.
00:52:14You're embarrassing us now.
00:52:16Yeah, that's your greatest fear, isn't it?
00:52:18That I'll embarrass you.
00:52:19For the facade to crumble.
00:52:20Oh, the oh-so-perfect Karo who thinks she can run a company and at the same time be there
00:52:25for her child and takes care of a big mansion and tells everyone what they can and cannot
00:52:29do, right?
00:52:29I'm sorry, but settling for a mediocre life won't lead to happiness.
00:52:33All of that ensures that we have a nice, comfortable life.
00:52:36Where I hardly see you anymore because you have to pop some fucking pills three times a
00:52:40day just to function.
00:52:41Those pills were for Karo?
00:52:43Hmm?
00:52:45They fell out of your bag.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:47Why would you hide that from me?
00:52:49Pharmacists are bound by confidentiality.
00:52:51I bet Karo didn't hide from you that we have a sex problem.
00:52:53We don't have a sex problem.
00:52:54We simply do not have sex.
00:52:57Huh.
00:52:57Okay, listen up.
00:52:59Quiz question.
00:53:00How come Ollie and Karo don't have sex anymore?
00:53:02A, Karo's tired.
00:53:04Or B, because her brother is nosy and asks follow-up questions.
00:53:08A little hint.
00:53:08You can pick more than one answer here.
00:53:11Is that why you hang around Gabriela so much?
00:53:13What are you two doing down there anyway?
00:53:15Does she kneel in front of you too?
00:53:17Well, that's not a problem.
00:53:18Please.
00:53:18She was wearing your red shirt before.
00:53:20The one I gave you.
00:53:21Pop quiz.
00:53:22How did it get down there?
00:53:24A, it flew there on its own.
00:53:26B, you took it off down there.
00:53:28Little tip.
00:53:28The answer is B.
00:53:33Give it way.
00:53:35I'm Ollie.
00:53:36Oh, gandor.
00:53:37But Ollie.
00:53:43Oh, gandor.
00:53:49Wow.
00:53:52So, I didn't hear anything, by the way.
00:53:54Oh, really?
00:53:55I didn't know how bad things were.
00:53:58Oh, sweetheart.
00:53:59I'm doing fine.
00:54:01Really.
00:54:01Really.
00:54:01I know how you feel.
00:54:03You know, sometimes with Zora...
00:54:05Just give it a rest with that bullshit.
00:54:08Hey, I got it.
00:54:09All good.
00:54:13My God, you're the best, Alex.
00:54:16Yeah, this is Gabriela.
00:54:18She's their au pair.
00:54:20Super funny story.
00:54:21I happened to get lost, and then I was suddenly in her kitchen.
00:54:25Uh-huh.
00:54:26It happens.
00:54:27Yeah, and Gabriela makes the best guacamole ever.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:32And the problem with her bike is the chain keeps coming off, but I'm gonna take care of it.
00:54:37Oh, okay.
00:54:37Can I have the bird now, please?
00:54:38Yeah.
00:54:39Here.
00:54:40Here.
00:54:43Here.
00:54:44That is not the cockatoo.
00:54:47But are you sure?
00:54:47That's a regular fucking dove, man.
00:54:51Of course I'm sure.
00:54:52Uh, okay.
00:54:53Um, maybe he won't notice.
00:54:56Maybe?
00:55:00Alex, release that poor thing and find the right fucking one, okay?
00:55:05Please, man.
00:55:05Yeah, got it.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:07Hmm.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:11Wow.
00:55:17I, Ogandar, king of the elves, shall start my journey to Taraka and onward.
00:55:24Follow me, or forever stay here in the realm of the ignorant.
00:55:29Monopoly?
00:55:30Mm-hmm.
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:34Number five.
00:55:35Enter the magic fortress.
00:55:36I shall fight the troll.
00:55:39He can't be serious.
00:55:42Hey, where were you?
00:55:43I have another question.
00:55:44Watch out!
00:55:48The norc's behind you!
00:55:50Orcs, at nine o'clock!
00:55:51Did you call me a big mouth earlier?
00:55:54I'm sure he didn't.
00:55:56Yeah, possibly.
00:55:56Sure.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59Then we've got a problem.
00:56:01You see, I don't like being called a big mouth.
00:56:04By nobody.
00:56:05And certainly not by a weak-ass loser who sells bikes like you.
00:56:08Sorry about that, of course.
00:56:10Hmm.
00:56:10I didn't know that.
00:56:11Hmm.
00:56:12You big mouth.
00:56:13Apologize!
00:56:19No.
00:56:20Just say you're sorry, guys.
00:56:22This is so annoying.
00:56:23We're gonna play Monopoly.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:24No.
00:56:25I won't let something like that slap.
00:56:27I challenge you to a duel.
00:56:29Ugh.
00:56:30Let's settle this like men, then.
00:56:32So you want a duel or what?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34A ping-pong.
00:56:37Ah, see?
00:56:38Of course he chickens out.
00:56:40You're a loser and lame.
00:56:43They had a ping-pong table.
00:56:44I'd kick your ass so hard.
00:56:46We have a table downstairs.
00:56:47Mm-hmm.
00:56:47I have an idea that's much better than Monopoly.
00:56:50I wouldn't do that.
00:57:03Remember my peri-peri chicken?
00:57:05You had that coming out of every hole.
00:57:09Message from Zora.
00:57:11Um, yeah.
00:57:12I won't read it straight away, right?
00:57:13Otherwise she thinks I'm fucking...
00:57:14I'll just check it already.
00:57:16Yeah, okay.
00:57:17I'll call you in a bit.
00:57:19And a smiley.
00:57:20Not the normal smiley, but the smiley with the red cheeks.
00:57:23That's a good sign, right?
00:57:24Signs are often not what they appeareth to be.
00:57:26I wouldn't have done it myself.
00:57:39But I'm the winner.
00:57:40I'm the winner.
00:58:10Look who's the asshole loser now, bitch.
00:58:34What's wrong with you?
00:58:46I'm not a fucking trophy.
00:58:48How about you go help Matt?
00:58:51You want me to help him?
00:58:53I'm going, okay?
00:58:54Watch out!
00:58:55Forks behind you!
00:58:56Enough!
00:58:57Enough!
00:58:57You need help.
00:59:07Help?
00:59:19Here.
00:59:20Try this.
00:59:21I think it's best you lie down.
00:59:39He didn't just drink the milk, did he?
00:59:42I'll gladly get you a new one.
00:59:44You can't buy this.
00:59:45I can only pump it.
00:59:49This is the shittiest game night ever.
00:59:52And I put so much effort into this.
00:59:54Sure you did.
00:59:57Gabriella cooked.
00:59:58So what?
01:00:00Are you going to hold it against me because I didn't make it myself?
01:00:02I'm not.
01:00:03But why would you make that up?
01:00:04Maybe that's just how it's done in Grunewald.
01:00:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:00:08How do you know that anyway?
01:00:10Yeah, Jan, tell us how you ended up in Gabriella's room just as she got out of the shower.
01:00:15Yeah, I got lost.
01:00:16So what?
01:00:16You got lost many times, whatever you were looking for.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:27Where are you going?
01:00:29What is this all about?
01:00:30And this whole dick contest with Matthias the whole night?
01:00:33And I don't mean figuratively speaking.
01:00:34You both were literally comparing your dicks.
01:00:37Yeah, but how is it my fault that your ex-boyfriend...
01:00:39Sorry, no, your ex-fiancé joined us.
01:00:42And by the way, he started it.
01:00:44He started it?
01:00:45What are we, like, in fucking kindergarten or what?
01:00:47No, but we're at a horrible game night.
01:00:49Yeah, a game night that was always fun.
01:00:51When I was in a part of it?
01:00:53Sorry I don't fit into your oh-so-perfect world of the rich and successful.
01:00:57What are you even saying?
01:00:59You people already won the Monopoly of Life.
01:01:02There are no fucking bike stores in Monopoly.
01:01:04So what?
01:01:05Photo studios aren't either.
01:01:06Yeah, that's why you'll start that job with Karo soon.
01:01:09Then you can at least afford a fucking yellow street for a start.
01:01:12You really did take a wrong turn somewhere today.
01:01:16Thought you were a little more relaxed.
01:01:18Before tonight I was relaxed as hell.
01:01:20But you had to drag me into this fucked up game here.
01:01:23Oh, and by the way, I don't collect antiques.
01:01:26There's just an old bike hanging up on my wall.
01:01:28Pia, I truly am so sorry about everything.
01:01:36But a kiss the other day, that kind of confused me a bit.
01:01:42And ever since then I...
01:01:47You kissed Matt?
01:01:54I don't know I know about that.
01:01:55Was that the emergency?
01:02:02It was before us.
01:02:05Well, before we were really a couple.
01:02:08Wow.
01:02:10Okay.
01:02:11I'm learning a lot about you today.
01:02:15Alex, forget the stupid bird we're leaving.
01:02:17Hmm?
01:02:18Hmm?
01:02:19Hmm?
01:02:25Good evening.
01:02:28Ah!
01:02:31By the way, beautiful garden.
01:02:35Hi.
01:02:36Hey.
01:02:38Uh.
01:02:39Uh, the...
01:02:40Play tower.
01:02:42That is, uh...
01:02:43Um.
01:02:45Now it's not that anymore.
01:02:47Uh, the structure...
01:02:48I guess, probably...
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:53Bird?
01:02:54What kind of bird?
01:03:05Fuck.
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08I feel you.
01:03:09No.
01:03:10Man, my key's gone.
01:03:11Fuck.
01:03:11My girlfriend is gone.
01:03:14Kind of a shitty night for all of us, isn't it?
01:03:18Oh, shit.
01:03:20Hmm?
01:03:21I probably lost it when I was caught in that fucking net.
01:03:25You're kidding.
01:03:28Dude.
01:03:29It was somewhere around here, wasn't it?
01:03:33Strange.
01:03:35What?
01:03:35The net.
01:03:37I was caught in.
01:03:39It's gone.
01:03:40Oh, God.
01:03:43Oh, fuck.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:47Now you know what a wild boar feels like.
01:03:51Help.
01:03:52Desperately searching for my white cockatoo helmet coal.
01:03:56Please help.
01:04:01Exclamation point.
01:04:02Why didn't you tell me about the kiss?
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05Why?
01:04:05No idea.
01:04:08Well, it didn't mean anything.
01:04:10A kiss always means something.
01:04:12A kiss always means something.
01:04:13You're annoying.
01:04:14You're annoying.
01:04:15You shouldn't give relationship advice right now, don't you think?
01:04:19Okay, wow.
01:04:20That was mean.
01:04:21You all acted like assholes, to be honest.
01:04:23Yeah.
01:04:24And Jan did, too.
01:04:26Yeah.
01:04:27Leave Jan alone.
01:04:28He let Helmut Kohl fly off.
01:04:31Idiot.
01:04:32And you invited Matthias.
01:04:34What were you fucking thinking?
01:04:35He said you two might still have a shot.
01:04:38After the kiss.
01:04:39And I wanted to help with that.
01:04:41And that's why in Trivial Pursuit, you only drew the cards that Matthias was prepared for.
01:04:46You noticed that?
01:04:47Huh?
01:04:48I'm not stupid.
01:04:49She's not stupid.
01:04:50Otherwise, Jan wouldn't be with her.
01:04:51Now what?
01:04:55We wait, dude.
01:04:58What if that guy comes?
01:05:00What if he doesn't come?
01:05:01What if he ends up shooting us?
01:05:04We didn't work our way up just to be shot dead in Grunewald.
01:05:07Fuck, bro.
01:05:08The guy doesn't shoot people.
01:05:09He hunts wild boars.
01:05:10Yeah?
01:05:10And what if he shoots first?
01:05:12And then looks?
01:05:14I'm so young, man.
01:05:16My whole life's ahead of me.
01:05:18The store's finally turning a profit this year?
01:05:21Why?
01:05:21Why now, goddammit?
01:05:23Yeah?
01:05:23What about me?
01:05:24I just dumped the woman of my dreams.
01:05:27If I get shot now, then Pia will never know what she means to me.
01:05:30That sounds serious.
01:05:33Yeah, it is.
01:05:35Yeah, we need to get out of here, buddy.
01:05:38I think you have to.
01:05:39You have to turn over.
01:05:40Get over here, man.
01:05:43Ireland, that won't hurt.
01:05:45Hey, guys, where's Matt?
01:05:47Probably hugging the toilet serves him right.
01:05:56Matthias?
01:05:57Pia.
01:05:58Pia.
01:06:00It's me.
01:06:00Please don't hang up.
01:06:02I just wanted to say one more thing.
01:06:04I love you.
01:06:05It just hurts me that you hit this loser.
01:06:09Matt, you're in the bank, sir.
01:06:11Are you kidding me?
01:06:13Hulk one more time.
01:06:14I dare you.
01:06:14I'm a dentist.
01:06:16You need to search someone better, yeah?
01:06:18Ha, me.
01:06:19I am your king, and I'm a fighter.
01:06:22And for you, I would even defeat a tiger.
01:06:26Yeah, I'll go do that now.
01:06:28Yeah, I'll put a bow in it and give it to you.
01:06:29I'll get gifted to you.
01:06:30Pia!
01:06:31I'm a predator.
01:06:33Roar!
01:06:34Roar!
01:06:35This is so fucking stupid.
01:06:36All right?
01:06:37Just drive to your house and sleep it off, okay?
01:06:39Turn left after 800 meters, then you'll have reached your destination.
01:06:44Zoological Garden.
01:06:45Fuck, does he really want to kill a tiger?
01:06:47Matthias?
01:06:47We caress in the meadow.
01:06:49Matthias?
01:06:50We're stars in our hearts.
01:06:51Hey, can you reach my cell phone?
01:06:53Where?
01:06:54In my front pocket.
01:06:55Okay, wait, let me check.
01:06:57More to the right.
01:06:58To the right.
01:06:58Here.
01:06:59No, no, no.
01:06:59That's the left.
01:07:00Alex.
01:07:01Oh, whoops.
01:07:06Hey.
01:07:06Shh.
01:07:07Mommy.
01:07:08Shh.
01:07:08Mommy.
01:07:09Shh.
01:07:09Shh.
01:07:09Oh, fuck.
01:07:15Please, please, please.
01:07:29Don't shoot.
01:07:30Don't shoot.
01:07:31Why are you in my garden?
01:07:32We can explain everything.
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:34He lost his key over here.
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:35And what's his key doing in my garden?
01:07:37I was catching the cockatoo so my friend wouldn't lose the woman of his dreams.
01:07:41He texted me marmalade toast.
01:07:43Huh?
01:07:43Please, our night's been really shitty so far.
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:46Just let us go, and we won't tell anybody that you shot the bird.
01:07:55I didn't kill him.
01:07:58Here.
01:07:59I just subdued him.
01:08:01He wouldn't have survived long out here.
01:08:03We have a lot of cats in the area.
01:08:04Half an hour, and he'll be good again.
01:08:06Is it yours?
01:08:07No, it belongs to Mr. Hoffman next door.
01:08:10But can I have it?
01:08:11I don't care.
01:08:12If you could let us?
01:08:13Right.
01:08:13Of course.
01:08:14I'll do that now.
01:08:16But be careful.
01:08:17Ah!
01:08:18Ah!
01:08:39Hey!
01:08:40Hey.
01:08:42Is that Helmut Cole?
01:08:43Yeah, but don't worry.
01:08:45He's just taking a little nap.
01:08:47Hmm.
01:08:49Hmm, come in.
01:08:50I've got the place to myself.
01:08:51We can chill.
01:08:52Like buddies.
01:08:54You by yourself?
01:08:55Why?
01:08:56Everyone else went to the zoo.
01:08:57But I was there the other day.
01:08:59So I said, let's stay here.
01:09:02Hang on, Kate.
01:09:03Why did they go to the zoo?
01:09:05Because of my tears.
01:09:08I don't get it.
01:09:09Why did that guy go to the zoo?
01:09:10And what does this all have to do with my awesome game?
01:09:13I'll explain later, yeah?
01:09:14Okay?
01:09:18You can ride with me if you'd like, Jan.
01:09:20Thanks, Kay.
01:09:21That's all right.
01:09:22What an idiot.
01:09:23You mean Matt or Jan?
01:09:24Or Ollie?
01:09:25I can hear you.
01:09:26I know.
01:09:27Just as long as you two stick together.
01:09:29Yeah, that's what I thought too before tonight.
01:09:31Yeah, I should have told you about the kiss.
01:09:32This all sucks.
01:09:33Give me that stuff now.
01:09:34Oh, hey.
01:09:35I don't like you taking those pills.
01:09:36Or that you're giving them to her.
01:09:37Yeah, I agree.
01:09:38Those are just placebos.
01:09:39Those are just placebos.
01:09:40Yeah.
01:09:41Yeah.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:43You kept wanting more and more, so I switched them.
01:09:44I won't let you be a junkie.
01:09:45I won't let you be a junkie.
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:47You all think I'm some messed up workaholic, do you?
01:09:48No, that's nonsense.
01:09:49I have a huge respect for what I am.
01:09:50That's not the same thing.
01:09:51I know what you are.
01:09:52I know it is a lot of money.
01:09:53I know it is a lot of money.
01:09:54It's a lot of money.
01:09:55I know it is a lot of money.
01:09:56It's a lot of money.
01:09:57We're not the same.
01:09:58You have to be a lot.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00You should have told you about the kiss.
01:10:01This all sucks.
01:10:02Give me that stuff now.
01:10:04Oh, hey.
01:10:05I don't like you taking those pills.
01:10:07Or that you're giving them to her.
01:10:11Yeah, I agree.
01:10:12Those are just placebos.
01:10:13Yeah.
01:10:14You kept wanting more and more, so I switched them.
01:10:16I won't let you be a junkie.
01:10:17huge respect for what you built for yourself but I don't want to work in
01:10:21your company oh I'm so glad I just can't see you working a job job job job job it
01:10:28was simply a kind offer between friends it sounded like a command but you know I
01:10:34just want to follow my own path I'd rather photograph cats and dogs even if
01:10:38they pee all over my studio because they're excited that's also why I'm with
01:10:43Yon you know I mean why I was with him cuz he pees all over your place cuz he's
01:10:48excited
01:11:00my name's Kay I'm best friends with Yon okay no just Kay no
01:11:13holy shit
01:11:32Matt we're coming
01:11:34Ollie god damn it
01:11:36are you guys serious
01:11:40oh fuck
01:11:55Mattias are you here
01:12:00guys he was definitely here
01:12:06Matt I can't believe this
01:12:10hey
01:12:12what are you doing here I need a moment to talk and you think that I want to talk to
01:12:21you
01:12:21if we didn't have to go rescue Matt right now I would hit you in the mouth so hard you
01:12:27moron
01:12:27yeah that's fair but we found Helmut Cole
01:12:30what seriously he's in your study he's all right again I'm sorry
01:12:34oh god that's honey Helmut Cole's alive
01:12:38hey sorry guys but is that
01:12:41guys this look like vomit because it kind of looks like breast milk
01:12:47I'm sorry guys if you voluntarily climb into a tiger enclosure you'll get eaten are you kidding dude
01:12:53yeah sorry too bad natural selection I'm going in there and getting him out
01:12:58are you stupid I'm sure I won't get eaten I'm sure I won't get eaten famous last words
01:13:15Zora I'm gonna answer
01:13:17watch out
01:13:22why do men always think they have to save the world
01:13:24because we have something to prove
01:13:26yeah right go fix it then
01:13:28thanks and goodbye best friend
01:13:30hey watch out be careful
01:13:34Because we have something to prove.
01:13:35Yeah, right.
01:13:36Go fix it then.
01:13:37Thanks and goodbye, best friend.
01:13:38Hey, watch out.
01:13:39Be careful.
01:13:41Please be careful, okay?
01:13:50He's actually doing this.
01:14:03Matias.
01:14:04Matias.
01:14:31Jan?
01:14:32Jan?
01:14:32Come back up.
01:14:44Come up, come up, come up.
01:14:45Fuck.
01:14:56Focus, man.
01:14:57Come on.
01:14:58You got it.
01:15:00Give me your hand.
01:15:01Hey.
01:15:02You almost there.
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:05Fuck.
01:15:08Jan, keep going.
01:15:09I can't.
01:15:11I can't.
01:15:11Hey, what are you guys just standing around for?
01:15:14Do something.
01:15:15What?
01:15:16Rope.
01:15:17We need a rope.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:20Jan.
01:15:21Hang on.
01:15:22We're going to find some rope to pull you up, okay?
01:15:24Pia, in case I get eaten, I'm sorry that the night went so badly.
01:15:31I was so nervous.
01:15:33And when Matias showed up, I was afraid I'd lose you.
01:15:36And that's why you turned it to Matias 2.0?
01:15:39You did kiss Matias 1.0 again after all.
01:15:42I really regret it.
01:15:44But I can't go back and undo it.
01:15:46Maybe it's a good thing.
01:15:47Now I know that there are absolutely no feelings there anymore.
01:15:52Unlike for you.
01:15:53That's how you're behind me, isn't it?
01:16:19Fuck!
01:16:21Okay.
01:16:21I've got a rope.
01:16:26Hey, you're the man.
01:16:27Where did you get that?
01:16:28From the monkeys.
01:16:29I promised they might bring it back.
01:16:30For fucking sake.
01:16:31Jan, here.
01:16:32Grab that.
01:16:39Come on now.
01:16:40All right, let's go.
01:16:45Careful, careful, careful.
01:16:47Boy, boy.
01:16:49There.
01:16:50Are you okay?
01:16:51I almost lost my best friend here, didn't I?
01:16:53Seriously.
01:16:54What's going on here?
01:16:57Huh?
01:16:58I thought you were in there.
01:16:59Uh, yeah.
01:17:00I wanted to go down there at first.
01:17:02But then I felt so sick again.
01:17:05Watch out.
01:17:06It's somewhere around...
01:17:08Yeah.
01:17:08Yeah, there.
01:17:09There.
01:17:09I got some water from the vending machine over there, and, uh, haven't you guys seen my phone?
01:17:19I took a selfie there earlier.
01:17:21You really are a big mouth.
01:17:26Yeah.
01:17:27And you sing like shit.
01:17:29Who are you, anyway?
01:17:31Kurt.
01:17:34Thanks, Kay.
01:17:37Thanks.
01:17:38Thanks so much.
01:17:39I'm also very sorry.
01:17:49It's okay.
01:17:50Yeah?
01:17:51Mm-hmm.
01:17:52I guess it was a fun night for the most part.
01:17:54Yeah?
01:17:55Mm-hmm.
01:18:01Oh, God.
01:18:03Yeah.
01:18:03All right, now.
01:18:04Don't look.
01:18:04Let go.
01:18:05Come on.
01:18:08This is why my shirt was at Gabriella's.
01:18:12You dance together?
01:18:14Yeah.
01:18:15I was planning a surprise.
01:18:17An anniversary gift.
01:18:19You've always wanted to dance Paso Doble with me.
01:18:22She says I'm doing good, considering I have no talent.
01:18:24Hm.
01:18:25Here's an idea.
01:18:26You go to a dance class with me, and I'll join you for your next role-playing event.
01:18:31Mm-hmm.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Agreed.
01:18:34Hm.
01:18:35I'll come, too.
01:18:36No.
01:18:37It's just going to be us, and you're going to find your own apartment.
01:18:41Well, Yon has a room that's free.
01:18:43Uh, no.
01:18:45We both need our privacy.
01:18:47Thanks, babe.
01:18:48Finally, we can shower again without...
01:18:49What now?
01:18:51How?
01:18:51How about we keep playing?
01:18:54Okay.
01:18:55Mm-hmm.
01:18:56But my place, without the others.
01:18:58Mm-hmm.
01:19:02Zora says hello.
01:19:03She was just too much of a pussy to break up with me.
01:19:07Now I've broken up with her.
01:19:09Oh, Ma.
01:19:09I'm sorry, darling.
01:19:12Yeah, it's okay.
01:19:13Actually, she should feel sorry for losing me.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16She's stupid of her.
01:19:17Absolutely.
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:19Yon, thanks for sending that message.
01:19:22At least it's resolved now.
01:19:24It was me.
01:19:26I knew it would be best for you.
01:19:29Are we going to the monkeys now?
01:19:31I have to return the rope.
01:19:33You know what, Sheila?
01:19:35Not today.
01:19:36Another time.
01:19:37Okay?
01:19:38Sure.
01:19:38I'll call you.
01:19:40I have your number.
01:19:41I'll call, I promise.
01:19:42Okay.
01:19:44It's not fun.
01:19:45It's not fun.
01:19:54Hello?
01:19:56Hey.
01:19:57Woo!
01:19:57I thought you said tonight was game night.
01:19:59Yeah, but I didn't feel like going without you.
01:20:01Very good decision.
01:20:03Because we all know what your game nights can lead to.
01:20:06Happy you're here.
01:20:08I'm making an omelet.
01:20:10Let.
01:20:11Surprise, young!
01:20:14Sorry, but you're just part of the gang now.
01:20:17Your apartment really is dinier than our hallway.
01:20:20Wow.
01:20:21I'll have an omelet, too.
01:20:22Matt will be a little late.
01:20:25Just a joke.
01:20:27Okay.
01:20:28Well, may the best one win.
01:20:31And may I be the best one.
01:20:36Okay, let's start with Junior Pursuit.
01:20:38It ain't over till the game is over.
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