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00:02:30I want to tell you about the craziest white man I ever met.
00:02:38We go way back, Eddie and me.
00:02:40Met in the Army.
00:02:42Hadn't heard from him in a while before I got his postcard.
00:02:44Never been to visit before.
00:02:50Postcard said you were bringing me a surprise.
00:02:53Is that it?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55I appreciate it, Eddie.
00:02:58I really do.
00:03:00I always love that bike.
00:03:03Sir, it broke down.
00:03:05Hey, it's an old Indian just like me.
00:03:10It's not the end of the world.
00:03:11What are you going to do?
00:03:12Kill yourself?
00:03:13That's what I'm here for, Johnny.
00:03:15Postcard didn't say when you were coming.
00:03:22So I lit a fire last night.
00:03:26Smoke told me when you'd be here.
00:03:29I've been watching for you.
00:03:31You know why I came to see you?
00:03:32I've got a pretty good idea, amigo.
00:03:35What good did we do?
00:03:38Nothing!
00:03:40You used to do it real good, Johnny.
00:03:43Killing.
00:03:44The memories.
00:03:48They're on me, Johnny.
00:03:49Why you got the medal, Eddie?
00:04:04Hey!
00:04:06I had this dream about the devil.
00:04:10He reserved a whole floor of hell.
00:04:15Just for me, Johnny.
00:04:17What do you think about that?
00:04:19Tell me more about your dream, Eddie.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:28My dream.
00:04:33I think about it a lot, Johnny.
00:04:36I think about it a lot.
00:04:39Checking out!
00:04:42Finito.
00:04:44Enough.
00:04:45That's why I'm here, Johnny.
00:04:51To kill myself.
00:04:57I need you, okay?
00:05:01I need you, okay?
00:05:02I need you, okay, man.
00:05:08Eddie!
00:05:08You may not need my okay.
00:05:10You may not need my okay.
00:05:11You may not need my okay.
00:05:30Look at this.
00:05:31Look at this.
00:05:31I guess he could've killed me.
00:05:33The fuck is wrong with this guy.
00:05:46Hey, you!
00:05:47Psycho man!
00:05:49What in the hell are you shooting at, boy?
00:05:52You damn near killed us back there.
00:05:54Leave me alone.
00:05:56Don't want any trouble.
00:05:57What I think you need to do, son,
00:05:59is apologize to me and my brothers
00:06:01for almost killing us.
00:06:05Hey, Johnny!
00:06:07What do you think?
00:06:09Maybe they can do it.
00:06:11Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:06:17My best friend.
00:06:21I'll tell you what, mister.
00:06:25Why don't you just give us this here motorcycle?
00:06:29And maybe, maybe me and my brothers
00:06:32will just forget about this hole, Lil' Anthony.
00:06:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:37No, no, that's a gift, my friend.
00:06:41Hey, you really shouldn't be driving
00:06:47the way you are, mister.
00:06:48Please, leave me alone.
00:06:51You will get off of my bike.
00:06:54Whatever you say, chief.
00:06:56Sorry, man.
00:07:04Come on, get your son.
00:07:11You can do it.
00:07:15Get up.
00:07:22Yeah!
00:07:26Look at that.
00:07:27I'm fresh out.
00:07:31Yeah, there's a car coming.
00:07:36Wait, slow down, Byrne.
00:07:37Wait a minute.
00:07:39Byrne, slow down, somebody.
00:07:40You're controllable.
00:07:41Yeah, that ain't none of our business.
00:07:44Byrne, they was gonna kill him.
00:07:46It's just Byrne and Dottie.
00:07:47They ain't gonna say nothing.
00:07:49They better not.
00:07:50I don't want no trouble with the Hokans,
00:07:51and if you're smart, you keep your mouth shut, too.
00:07:53I'm putting this in the damn truck.
00:07:59I'll give you a hand.
00:08:01Well, you make sure he's dead first.
00:08:03Give me the gun, Petey.
00:08:06Petey, give him the gun.
00:08:08I can do it, Matt.
00:08:10You go on, I can do it, all right?
00:08:12All right, Jess.
00:08:13Let him do it.
00:08:14Don't miss.
00:08:15Woo!
00:08:20Come on, hurry up, man.
00:08:21What are you waiting for?
00:08:26No!
00:08:28I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:39Damn, I didn't think he had it in him.
00:08:41Huh, me neither.
00:08:48Come on, put that back.
00:08:51Thanks, buddy.
00:09:07Where's Dottie today?
00:09:08Light, as usual.
00:09:10Oh, well, uh, could you give her these for me?
00:09:14What's that?
00:09:15These?
00:09:16Oh, buddy.
00:09:18That is so sweet.
00:09:19She's really gonna like those.
00:09:21Really?
00:09:21Mm-hmm.
00:09:22Oh, uh, Rhonda, do you think Dottie would go out with me?
00:09:26She likes you, buddy.
00:09:27Why don't you ask her?
00:09:29All right.
00:09:32I will.
00:09:33Mm-hmm.
00:09:34I better get my ass in gear, or they're gonna discontinue the run.
00:09:38I mean, there's one passenger out there, and it's military.
00:09:41It's half price.
00:09:43Oh, uh, could you tell her?
00:09:45I'm sorry, I missed her.
00:09:46Sure will.
00:09:47See you, Pop.
00:09:48Hey, Rhonda, what are you saying?
00:10:00You sit on my lap.
00:10:01We talk about the first thing that pops up.
00:10:03Oh, my God!
00:10:04Oh, my God!
00:10:04You can pop up.
00:10:07Splitting this hole.
00:10:09Keep saying, sweet thing.
00:10:11I think I'm in love.
00:10:14Ow!
00:10:14You give me a frostbite.
00:10:16Rhonda.
00:10:16Rhonda, you're late.
00:10:20The shortcut to the dry lake, and we saw this poor boy getting the mass beat out of him
00:10:25by the hoesies.
00:10:25I saw a fine saucer.
00:10:26A fine saucer, Rhonda.
00:10:27Unbelievable.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30Just go fill the ketchup bottles.
00:10:33And Buddy left these for you, Dottie.
00:10:36Aunt Mays, wait.
00:10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:39I thought you said they canceled his run.
00:10:41Ah, but he got me for him.
00:10:43It says here, uh, the Army may be conducting maneuvers around here.
00:10:49Army's not coming, Pop.
00:10:50The fly boys are gone, too.
00:10:53Should have sold this place when I was a kid, before they put in the interstate.
00:10:58Here's a fresh cup, Mr. Early.
00:11:00Oh, thank you, Rhonda.
00:11:03My Bertie should be here any time now.
00:11:06She's been away finding their job as a handyman.
00:11:09She should be here any time.
00:11:11Any time.
00:11:12But she'd teach me some patience, Mr. Early.
00:11:15Oh, Rhonda, patience is always there waiting for you.
00:11:19Hmm?
00:11:20Well, that is good to hear.
00:11:23Well, Bertie is gone three years now, and he is still waiting.
00:11:29He's my kind of guy.
00:11:32Oh, a little old for you, isn't he?
00:11:34Oh, a little old for you.
00:12:04Two shots in the head.
00:12:06That's my little brother.
00:12:07You think no big deal?
00:12:08I wonder where that son-bitch was from.
00:12:10What a blanket.
00:12:11Petie, what's that thing worth?
00:12:12That four times.
00:12:13Four hundred.
00:12:14Three more.
00:12:15All right.
00:12:16If Jesse bring it over to Eli's, you know, there's a little bit of four and a half more.
00:12:19I'll shove it up his brother's tight little ass.
00:12:22Well, they might enjoy that.
00:12:24Hey, you guys, hurry it up.
00:12:26I'm going to be late.
00:12:27Get ramped, y'all riled up.
00:12:28Come on, Petie.
00:12:29You need to practice.
00:12:30Bullshit.
00:12:31Never bet he's good at collecting as you are.
00:12:33Yeah, see you about that.
00:12:34Hey, good morning, y'all.
00:12:35It's time to pass the plate.
00:12:37I'm afraid we're a little short this month.
00:12:41Oh, count it.
00:12:43And I'm afraid y'all going to have a serious problem.
00:12:45Yeah, like a goddamn broken arm.
00:12:48You can't take the Lord's name in vain, Sonny.
00:12:51Sorry, ma'am.
00:12:53Look, Miss Howard, I don't want Petie to get any more upset than he is and ended up breaking both of his arms.
00:13:00Oh, no, not that, Henry.
00:13:02Well, looky here.
00:13:04It's a miracle.
00:13:05Hallelujah.
00:13:08Y'all take it easy now.
00:13:09Have a nice day, man.
00:13:11Why did you do that?
00:13:12Why did you tell me?
00:13:12Oh, by the way, it's Saturday night.
00:13:14I got this date with this cute little sinner.
00:13:16Could I get some clean sheets this time?
00:13:20I've got to lie down.
00:13:21Lord, Lord, oh, Lord.
00:13:23That was the Reverend's money.
00:13:35Lord, oh, shit.
00:13:56What were you doing?
00:14:00Cure this time, right?
00:14:06100%.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:11Anybody seen my idiot sons?
00:14:13You know those boys, Gunny.
00:14:14You just can't count on them.
00:14:16God damn it.
00:14:18Told them to be here.
00:14:20God damn it!
00:14:22Looks like the plane's on time for a change.
00:14:30We'll be back on Friday for the rest.
00:14:47We'll be ready.
00:14:48I'm gonna sweat.
00:15:00Good morning, Dad.
00:15:14Sorry we're late.
00:15:15Good morning, baby.
00:15:16Where you two been?
00:15:18You were supposed to be here to back me up.
00:15:23What about me and Matt?
00:15:24What about you?
00:15:25You're on my payroll.
00:15:26You do like you're told.
00:15:29What the hell is that?
00:15:30It's like a .49 Indy, Pa.
00:15:33I got a good deal on it.
00:15:34I see that.
00:15:36Now you show me the pink slip.
00:15:39Well, like I said, I got a great deal on the Gunny.
00:15:41Damn it!
00:15:42The last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:44Is this white gonna be trouble?
00:15:46No, sir.
00:15:48You sure?
00:15:49Dead sure.
00:15:50Right, Petey?
00:15:51Right, absolutely, Dad.
00:15:52No trouble at all.
00:15:53Don't even think about it.
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57Fuckin' dickwad.
00:15:59Stupid sons of them.
00:16:01Oh, great.
00:16:02Just fuckin' great.
00:16:04Do you know how to tell time?
00:16:05Yes, man.
00:16:06Then be here all the time.
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:08We've been through this a dozen times and you never fuckin' hear.
00:16:11Oh, shut up.
00:16:13Eddie, Eddie, you're fading on me.
00:16:34It's a good boy, Okai.
00:16:49You could really use your help.
00:16:51What do you say?
00:16:51Yeah, check boots, it ain't me, all right.
00:17:18You smell like some damn manure in here.
00:17:21Can I get you boys some coffee?
00:17:23What are you talking? I'm talking to you, bitch.
00:17:25You better rent the debt, asshole.
00:17:27Fuck you! Your boss sure does 15 gallons of a fit.
00:17:29Why don't you boys take your differences outside?
00:17:33Well, you heard our town constable. You gents best be moving along.
00:17:36Shut the hell up now, Zoid!
00:17:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:40Oh, you wanna fucking make it?
00:17:41He had a roof.
00:17:42Ruining my appetite.
00:17:43Get the fuck out of my way.
00:17:44Oh, shoot me.
00:17:45Bitch, get out of here.
00:17:46Say hey to your wife and my kids.
00:17:47Come on, let me fuck you fucker.
00:17:49I don't shit, right?
00:17:50Go on.
00:17:55What'll you have?
00:17:56Come on, Rhonda.
00:17:57You know we like Dottie to take a order.
00:17:59Dottie the hottie.
00:18:01I mean, you got nice tits, no offense,
00:18:03but hers are bigger and firmer.
00:18:08Some people say you're not sensitive, Jesse.
00:18:10Sure I am.
00:18:11Especially right around the tip of my dick.
00:18:14Hey!
00:18:17Don't talk to Rhonda like that.
00:18:19You gonna stop and pop?
00:18:23Hey, uh, sweetheart.
00:18:24Did you maybe see something that could upset you or something?
00:18:28No.
00:18:30I'm fine.
00:18:31Really?
00:18:33You sure about that?
00:18:35I'm fine.
00:18:36I'm fine.
00:18:37She won't even look me in the eye.
00:18:47Johnny.
00:18:49Johnny.
00:18:50I'm six toes.
00:18:51Morning.
00:18:52Watch your foot.
00:18:53Fuck.
00:18:54I feel like a football.
00:18:55I did a lot of stitching on you, Eddie.
00:18:56You still like your tequila?
00:18:59Fuck.
00:19:00No.
00:19:01I did a lot of stitching on you, Eddie.
00:19:04I did a lot of stitching on you.
00:19:05I feel like a football there's a lot of stitching on you Eddie
00:19:17you still like your tequila
00:19:24I stayed wrong
00:19:29I won't kill anything
00:19:32except the tequila
00:19:34you seem at peace Johnny
00:19:44I think I am Eddie
00:19:47boy but we had some wild times huh
00:19:52all the bras and the booze
00:19:55cigarettes and whiskey
00:19:59and wild wild women
00:20:01they'll drive you crazy
00:20:04they'll drive you insane
00:20:06cigarettes and whiskey
00:20:09and wild wild women
00:20:11they'll drive you crazy
00:20:14they'll drive you insane
00:20:16remember?
00:20:18I remember
00:20:22I remember
00:20:26I remember kidding too
00:20:27I remember that if it wasn't for you
00:20:32I wouldn't be here
00:20:33my people say that if you save a man's life
00:20:40your souls are locked together forever
00:20:43it's what I came to see you
00:20:46I want to get you okay
00:20:50to take a journey
00:20:52but I got things I gotta do then
00:20:58I have to look at the moon
00:21:02talk to the smoke
00:21:05listen to the wind
00:21:07nothing's easy
00:21:11they buzzed me all the time
00:21:36there's an air force bombing range
00:21:38right over those mountains
00:21:39looks like they're 50s today
00:21:41what are you gonna do when you catch those three brothers?
00:21:47get your gift back
00:21:48you got me a gift and they took it?
00:21:51yeah
00:21:54they're gonna kill you
00:21:56and if the Hogans don't
00:21:58then the heathens will
00:22:01heathens?
00:22:03they're in the dope business with the Hogans
00:22:05hey what do you say we do a little divide and conquer
00:22:09huh?
00:22:09like we used to in the old days
00:22:11they're making life pretty miserable
00:22:12for the good people around here
00:22:14yeah that coyote
00:22:22you and him are a lot alike
00:22:24coyotes got courage, wisdom
00:22:27a sense of mischief
00:22:28and he's got a small dick just like you
00:22:32I'm gonna take a piss
00:22:37it's windy up here
00:22:39say windy
00:22:42oh god
00:22:44glad you're feeling better
00:22:46good morning Mr. Early
00:22:58ah good morning Rhonda
00:23:01what has got you up in the crack of dawn, huh?
00:23:06well I had a dream last night
00:23:09oh a dream?
00:23:11what was it about?
00:23:12well I dreamed that
00:23:13I heard the sound of the coyote
00:23:16and that today was going to be a glorious day
00:23:19oh glorious day, huh?
00:23:21really glorious
00:23:22well I would like to hear more about that
00:23:24why don't you come in and help me make the coffee?
00:23:26that would be my pleasure my dear
00:23:28my pleasure
00:23:29my lucky hat, Eddie
00:23:38thanks
00:23:40here, you might need this
00:23:44I got it again
00:23:45and I'm going to get it back
00:23:47which way is town?
00:23:51take the game trail
00:23:52down to the road
00:23:54and head west
00:23:55highway patrol comes through about once a week
00:23:57it's your run, Indian
00:24:01I'm going to get your gift back
00:24:04then
00:24:05I want your kid
00:24:07to take a journey
00:24:08yo
00:24:14when you get to town
00:24:16head straight for the diner
00:24:18somewhere around this apple pie
00:24:19look at him
00:24:21they're gonna have to put a smile on your face
00:25:23We're looking for some UFOs.
00:25:24We got lost the minute we turned off the interstate.
00:25:28Lost, huh?
00:25:29Well, not exactly lost.
00:25:31Oh, Clarence, you've always been lost.
00:25:33You got a map to the interstate.
00:25:35Don't need no map, Ivy.
00:25:37Well, we're fresh out.
00:25:39Don't die, you old fart.
00:25:41What was that?
00:25:42Oh, it's gone.
00:25:43What'd he say?
00:25:44Come back and see us here.
00:25:46Oh, you betcha.
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:58Move my head over to Pearl the Gates.
00:26:02All right.
00:26:02I'll meet you over there.
00:26:03See you in a few days.
00:26:05Check up on that .45.
00:26:06Hey, you two jackasses ain't sold that gun yet?
00:26:11Does it look solely you?
00:26:13Man, that's pitiful.
00:26:16Come on, give me the envelope. Ain't got a fucking day.
00:26:23You inbreds.
00:26:25You're real good at running little credit card scams
00:26:27and ripping off old folks looking for spaceships.
00:26:29That's real cute.
00:26:31But if my father has to come down here,
00:26:33you two lowlifes are gonna pee your little SWAT team pants.
00:26:36Isn't that right?
00:26:46Thought so.
00:27:06Oh, my God.
00:27:18Rhonda, you remember about the time I told you
00:27:20when me and Vern saw that guy getting all beat out by the Hogan's?
00:27:34That's him.
00:27:36Daddy, I told you for a minute.
00:27:39No.
00:27:40I thought I'd keep going.
00:27:41Oh, shut.
00:27:42Keep it going.
00:27:43Shut.
00:27:44We'll give it away now.
00:27:49Oh, my God.
00:27:54Oh, my God.
00:27:55Hey, if you're looking for UFOs, take a fucking hike.
00:28:21Hey, scumbag, you want information dot four one one, now get the fuck out.
00:28:30The 45, where'd you get it?
00:28:35From your grandma.
00:28:42All right, my grandma.
00:28:49Yeah, she's just that I've been taking shit all day.
00:28:57Gee.
00:28:58Ah!
00:28:59Ah!
00:29:00Ah!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:04Ah!
00:29:05Ah!
00:29:06Ah!
00:29:07Catch!
00:29:13That a gunshot, Pop?
00:29:15Probably Lester and Leon shooting ground squirrels out and back.
00:29:19There hasn't been any ground squirrels around here since I was a baby.
00:29:22I bet it's him.
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27Ah!
00:29:28Ah!
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:30Ah!
00:29:31Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Ah!
00:29:38Ah!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:41Praise the Lord!
00:29:42Praise His everlasting glory!
00:29:45Save us!
00:29:46Jesus!
00:29:47Save us!
00:29:48Henry!
00:29:49What are you doing out there?
00:29:51Not five minutes ago, I saw a man in a straw hat going to Eli's Emporium.
00:29:56Then I just heard a gunshot.
00:29:58We'd better call the state police.
00:30:00Why?
00:30:01It takes them an hour to get out here even when they know where they're going.
00:30:04What if the man in the straw hat is a robber, a rapist?
00:30:07What do we do if he comes in here?
00:30:10We could rent him a room.
00:30:13We'll keep the room.
00:30:17We'll keep the room.
00:30:18We'll keep the room.
00:30:19We'll keep the room.
00:30:20We'll keep the room.
00:30:21If there's anybody still alive out there, I'd sure have to get me out of the state back
00:30:38here!
00:30:39Hey!
00:30:40Hey!
00:30:42Hey!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45Well, don't you stand here. Get me out of here.
00:30:50Hey, keep the key open to the door jam.
00:31:09Well, that's better.
00:31:12Now, let's get out of the state.
00:31:21Oh, damn foot to sleep. Follow me.
00:31:31Where's the tank? Break my goddamn tank.
00:31:38Well, get it out here. I ain't gonna live forever.
00:31:43You do Lester like this?
00:31:47And Leon too?
00:31:51You done them both?
00:31:54Both at the same time?
00:31:57Left me no choice.
00:32:00Well, that sounds like...
00:32:01Leon looks kind of peaceful, don't you?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07You got a name?
00:32:09Eddie Lomax.
00:32:10Boys meet Eddie Lomax.
00:32:13Eddie Lomax, meet the boys.
00:32:16Hi, boys.
00:32:17Oh, that feels good.
00:32:25My name's Eli Hamilton.
00:32:29About two months ago, when I took in, Lester and Leon come down here supposedly to help me run the store.
00:32:41The bastards run the store.
00:32:42Hell.
00:32:44They took over.
00:32:46Well, don't just sit there and bring me the tank.
00:32:49They chained me to that chair back there.
00:32:52Told everybody I was in the hospital.
00:32:54No visitors allowed.
00:32:55They starved me.
00:32:56And they beat me.
00:33:00And they was my nephews.
00:33:01Imagine that.
00:33:02They hoped I'd die.
00:33:03But I didn't.
00:33:04And then you come along and you killed them.
00:33:21You gave me a while.
00:33:23What if they didn't?
00:33:27It's hell, honey.
00:33:29I don't know about your misery orただ Tym Snore.
00:33:30and then you come along and kill them.
00:33:41I know where they hid their money.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:49You can have it all.
00:33:50You can have it all.
00:33:52I want your money.
00:33:53Well, then take a truck, make a run for it.
00:33:55No, I've got some unfinished business.
00:33:57What business?
00:33:59You know the Huggins?
00:34:00Oh, you're going to kill them, too?
00:34:02My advice is go ahead and kill them.
00:34:05Yeah, wipe out the whole poisonous mess.
00:34:09All of them?
00:34:10Absolutely.
00:34:15But what about them?
00:34:17My kinfolk?
00:34:18My mess.
00:34:19I'll take care of it.
00:34:21Where you going now?
00:34:24Get a bite to eat.
00:34:26Straight ahead.
00:34:27And run those apple pie as famous
00:34:29in these here parts.
00:34:31Thanks.
00:34:32Oh, no.
00:34:35He's still alive.
00:34:37I figured he would be.
00:34:39Trouble on the hoof, and it's coming this way.
00:34:41Shut up, Vern.
00:34:42You're just passing through.
00:35:01You're just passing through.
00:35:07More or less.
00:35:13It sure is hot today.
00:35:18What do you have?
00:35:19I would like a piece of your famous apple pie.
00:35:34Famous, hmm?
00:35:36And how would you know?
00:35:37Eli just told me.
00:35:39And Johnny said that would put a smile on my face.
00:35:41Johnny?
00:35:42Johnny?
00:35:44Johnny who?
00:35:45Six toes.
00:35:47How do you know Johnny Six toes?
00:35:50We go way back.
00:35:52Really?
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:58Way back.
00:35:59How about you?
00:36:01I was tan, and I got bit by a rattler on my ankle here.
00:36:11See?
00:36:13Johnny saved my life, and we've been friends ever since.
00:36:18Johnny was right.
00:36:20About what?
00:36:26It's a goodbye.
00:36:33You know Lester and Leon?
00:36:36Not anymore.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:45So, uh, what brings you to town?
00:36:48I'm looking for the Hogans.
00:36:50You just missed Jesse.
00:36:52Johnny.
00:36:52You got business with the Hogans?
00:36:54Yeah, they've got something of Johnny's.
00:36:56And I'm going to get it back.
00:36:58Yeah, right.
00:37:03Well, maybe I could help.
00:37:07Katie Lomax.
00:37:10Rhonda Lomax.
00:37:12Uh, Reynolds.
00:37:13Uh, Rhonda Reynolds.
00:37:17And my granddad, Billy Reynolds.
00:37:20Hi.
00:37:23Just call me Pop.
00:37:24Hi, Pop.
00:37:25Uh, uh, uh, excuse me.
00:37:31Uh, I don't mean to be intrusive, but I'm curious.
00:37:36Uh, didn't my Bertie send you?
00:37:42Bertie did send you, didn't she?
00:37:44She said she was going to get me a good job because I'm such a wonderful handyman.
00:37:49Uh, a handyman.
00:37:50Uh, a handyman.
00:37:55I can use a handyman.
00:37:56Well, then I'm your handyman.
00:37:58Uh, yeah.
00:38:04Oh, no.
00:38:05No.
00:38:07It's all in the house.
00:38:10You're very kind.
00:38:11Um, my pleasure.
00:38:14Let's go, handyman.
00:38:16Righto.
00:38:20Oh!
00:38:21Oh, wow.
00:38:31See?
00:38:32I told you, Rhonda.
00:38:33It's going to be a glorious day today.
00:38:34Glorious.
00:38:36Pull up, man.
00:38:37Pull up.
00:38:38You've got to fix that door.
00:38:41Hold on, there.
00:38:42My name is Jubal.
00:38:44Jubal Early.
00:38:47Hi, Jubal.
00:38:47Good to meet you.
00:38:49And you are?
00:38:50Eddie Lomax.
00:38:51Eddie Lomax, eh?
00:38:53I like that.
00:38:55Nice to meet you, Eddie.
00:38:56This is your first time through here.
00:38:58Yes, first time.
00:39:00I hope you have a great stay.
00:39:01Great stay.
00:39:02Hello.
00:39:10What do we have here?
00:39:13Leon.
00:39:15And Lester.
00:39:16Did you kill them?
00:39:18Not my business.
00:39:20Not my business.
00:39:21As far as I'm concerned, I won't miss them one iota.
00:39:25I had a beautiful dog once.
00:39:27They shot him dead and never said one word about it.
00:39:30Not one word.
00:39:32I've always wanted to do that.
00:39:36Oh, you're back, Eddie.
00:39:38Good.
00:39:40Hi, Jubal.
00:39:41I see you've met Eddie Lomax.
00:39:43Yes, I have.
00:39:44Yes, I have.
00:39:45So, Eli, how are you?
00:39:47I've not seen you in quite a spell.
00:39:48Quite a spell?
00:39:49Yeah, well, I've been tied up.
00:39:53So, Mr. Lomax, what is the job?
00:39:57Lose the bodies.
00:39:59Privacy.
00:39:59That's me motto.
00:40:00No job too big or too small.
00:40:03I'll tend to it straight away, sir.
00:40:07Gadzooks!
00:40:09Bloody well bled all over back here.
00:40:11He bloody well bled all over.
00:40:14However, not to worry.
00:40:16Some spick and span, a little elbow grease, several yards of saran wrap, and everything will be as good as new.
00:40:22Good as new.
00:40:23Well, gents, if you'll excuse me, I'll go fetch me truck.
00:40:27I won't be long.
00:40:34It won't be long.
00:40:35Why does he always repeat himself?
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:42I don't know.
00:40:42Oh, damn, the hooligans.
00:40:53Now, what are they up to?
00:40:55Beat us?
00:40:56Yeah, mangy pieces of shit.
00:41:00Hey, I've got something better than a .45.
00:41:02All right, follow me.
00:41:09Bring my goddamn cake!
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:29My nephews, them spawns of hell, that rips off some of this stuff from an army depot.
00:41:41You know how to use them?
00:41:46Well, I guess you do.
00:41:48Hey, help yourself.
00:41:50I just need this for now.
00:41:54You're very kind.
00:41:57I owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:41:58My pleasure.
00:42:00What are you going to do now?
00:42:03Take a shower.
00:42:07A good idea.
00:42:10Bungalow five.
00:42:12Made up fresh this morning.
00:42:15Thank you, boy.
00:42:18Young man, have you been saved?
00:42:22I'm afraid I'm a bad boy, man.
00:42:24But it's never too late.
00:42:32I hope you're right.
00:42:37Oh, man.
00:42:41I love your hair.
00:42:42Why, thank you.
00:42:43Why, thank you.
00:42:51Henry, I don't think he's a rapist.
00:42:54How would you know?
00:42:55I love your hair, thank you.
00:43:26Night-night, fellas.
00:43:35Wait, what do you say we do a little divide and conquer like in the old days?
00:43:46Good evening, Eddie.
00:43:48Good evening, boys.
00:43:52You sure smell a lot better.
00:43:54Thank you, my life.
00:43:56Tell me.
00:43:58The heathens, where'd they hang out?
00:44:00You got a plan, huh?
00:44:02Oh, not that you need to tell me what it is.
00:44:04They're in a roadhouse about 15 miles down the highway.
00:44:08The Bombay Cafe.
00:44:10Run by a tall, dark fellow by the name of Sing.
00:44:14But fair warning.
00:44:15It can get pretty rough in there.
00:44:17Yeah, it can get very rough in there, Eddie.
00:44:19But that doesn't worry you, does it?
00:44:21Uh, you'll need some wheels.
00:44:24Take that dive pick up there.
00:44:25Here, help yourself.
00:44:30You know, I bet he gets lots of pussy.
00:44:39Yeah, I bet.
00:44:41What the hell are you doing?
00:44:55No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
00:45:05No more dancing! I don't want to dance anymore!
00:45:07Where the hell are you going? I can't dance home by myself!
00:45:11You promised to take us to the Busky Co. We want to go home!
00:45:14Yeah!
00:45:15You want more dancing?
00:45:17No! No more dancing! I want to go home and I'll bring you my...
00:45:19You're so good! I goddamn tell you to go!
00:45:23Now, you're scared!
00:45:24No more shooting, please, I beg you, please.
00:45:32I tell you what, the next round is on the house.
00:45:35The next round is in your foot.
00:45:38Now, sit there.
00:45:44Hey, can we all just get along?
00:45:54I don't want to get along.
00:46:00Hey, Jack, your girls here seem to have a thing for this sissy and his sissy ass.
00:46:06Who are you?
00:46:07I own your ass.
00:46:09Hey, you're a very naughty boy.
00:46:16You're a smart motherfucker, ain't you?
00:46:20Thank him, Dad.
00:46:24Who's next?
00:46:35Drop your guns.
00:46:38Please.
00:46:44Hey, mister, take us with you.
00:46:54Okay, pick up the guns.
00:46:57God, oh my God.
00:46:59You have just dispatched three of my best customers.
00:47:02I am a ruined man.
00:47:03Pretty, sir.
00:47:04Who is going to pay for all this damage?
00:47:07My new boss.
00:47:08And who might that unfortunate person be?
00:47:10The Hogans.
00:47:12Son of a bitch.
00:47:13All of you, inside.
00:47:20Hey, girls.
00:47:21Did I look tough enough?
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23Real tough.
00:47:24The car took a big chance for us, mister.
00:47:27Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:47:28I have my own reasons.
00:47:29And I have nothing to do with you two.
00:47:31Put your guns in the back and jump in.
00:47:33Maybe he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something.
00:47:58You know?
00:47:59Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:48:02I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:48:05I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:48:09Henry?
00:48:10Henry, you should be in bed.
00:48:12Marge.
00:48:14Marge.
00:48:15Good Lord.
00:48:17I can't help wondering about those two poor, innocent girls.
00:48:21What you going to do to them?
00:48:22Well, I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:25We're out of Depends.
00:48:26And you should be asleep.
00:48:28Take your pills.
00:48:30You're right.
00:48:31You're always right.
00:48:43Eddie, it's Carol from next door.
00:48:48What do you want?
00:48:51I want to thank you.
00:48:52You're welcome.
00:48:56No, I really want to thank you.
00:49:14Hi.
00:49:16Hi.
00:49:17May I come in?
00:49:20Sure.
00:49:46Wait, Eddie.
00:49:58Where are you going?
00:50:00I'm going to go check on my bike.
00:50:04Thanks.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:08Where is he going?
00:50:11Poor bike ride.
00:50:12Where does he get the energy?
00:50:30Sweet dreams.
00:50:30You're up early, Eddie.
00:50:58Sorry I woke you.
00:50:59Ah, forget it.
00:51:01My age, you don't sleep much anyways.
00:51:05Do you mind?
00:51:06If you sell.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:09Oh, listen.
00:51:10Send Jubal to the Bombay Cafe.
00:51:13He'll know what to do.
00:51:14Clean up job.
00:51:16And I've got two girls in my bungalow.
00:51:19Put them on a bus to Cleveland.
00:51:21Two girls?
00:51:22Yeah.
00:51:23Sure.
00:51:23I can take care of both of them.
00:51:25How many of them keepers did you get down at the Bombay?
00:51:30Just three.
00:51:31Oh, not bad.
00:51:32Not bad.
00:51:34And are you going after the...
00:51:37Oh, get...
00:51:38Cowards!
00:51:48Why the fuck did you kill him?
00:51:50He's outgunned, outnumbered.
00:51:52Fuck you, Ives.
00:51:53You weren't there.
00:51:54What the fuck you talking to, fool?
00:51:56I'll screw this up your ass.
00:51:58I'll splatter your brains all over the desert.
00:52:00Do you understand?
00:52:00Back the fuck off!
00:52:02If you're any balls, you'd take them yourself.
00:52:04Don't keep talking like that, Irma.
00:52:06You're gonna look funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
00:52:10We've tried living, at least with the Hogans.
00:52:14Ramsey's broken the truce by hiring this gunman!
00:52:18So let's blow up his lab.
00:52:20We ain't gonna blow up his lab.
00:52:22Cause we're gonna need it, brothers and sisters.
00:52:26We're gonna need it.
00:52:28Cause we're gonna take over this entire operation.
00:52:33Everything.
00:52:35Cut off the head of the snake.
00:52:37The body dies.
00:52:39Yeah, let's kill Ramsey.
00:52:40What do you say, huh?
00:52:41Come on!
00:52:43All that!
00:52:46Ramsey's not even in town.
00:52:47How do you know that?
00:52:48Cause I know my enemies.
00:52:50First Thursday every month.
00:52:52A fat pig goes up to Vegas.
00:52:54With his bastard sandwich.
00:52:57He sees a stockbroker.
00:52:59Then over to his hooker.
00:53:00Get his knob wax.
00:53:04He usually gets back between 12 and 1.
00:53:09We'll be waiting for...
00:53:11Um, hey, Gunny, uh, can I ask you a question?
00:53:29What's the matter or not, you gotta go pee-pee?
00:53:32Um, no, sir.
00:53:34It's just that, well...
00:53:37Spit it out, weenie boy.
00:53:38I was just wondering why you ride me and Jesse so much and never Petey.
00:53:47He rides me plenty.
00:53:48Shut up.
00:53:49He does not ride.
00:53:50Shut up!
00:53:51Yeah, all right.
00:53:51I love Petey because I loved his mother.
00:53:54She died giving him birth.
00:53:57He's our love child.
00:54:01Yeah, but what about me and Jess?
00:54:05You two are the unfortunate results of some recreational fucking back when fucking was fun.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:17Get over it.
00:54:22We got company.
00:54:24And they're closing fast.
00:54:28Take the heathens.
00:54:30They gotta shot the gun.
00:54:32Tunes won't run to bed.
00:54:33Jump!
00:54:33You got me down to bed.
00:54:49You two are the one.
00:54:51You three are the one.
00:54:53Oh, he's gone.
00:54:55Oh, he's gone.
00:55:00Home.
00:55:00I'm a chemist. I'm not a doctor.
00:55:22It looks like he may have a concussion, possibly some internal injuries.
00:55:25He should be in hospital.
00:55:26Okay, Chang. You can go back to work.
00:55:28He's your son.
00:55:29You're goddamn right he is.
00:55:31You sure you're okay, boy?
00:55:32Yes.
00:55:33Come on, get some real fire.
00:55:36Wait a minute. Daddy.
00:55:39Think about it. Why would they attack us?
00:55:41We're in business together. It don't make no sense, Dad.
00:55:44Man shoots at me and mine. I shoot back and ask questions later.
00:55:47I'm paying 500 bucks a head, and that Weasley little ratfuck Ives is mine.
00:55:50All right, let's just do this.
00:55:51I want you to stay and get some rest.
00:55:53Rest when I'm dead, Daddy.
00:55:54Hell, they tried to kill me, too.
00:55:56Well, ain't you a block off the old chip.
00:56:02We're going pig-egging tonight.
00:56:03Yeah!
00:56:23Six toes?
00:56:25Six thousand.
00:56:27I always forget how easy it is to sneak up on a white man.
00:56:30You know, I've been thinking about your problem.
00:56:33You've been wanting to die for how long now?
00:56:35A year? You're not dead yet?
00:56:39It's easy to come up with a hundred reasons
00:56:41to take the journey, Eddie.
00:56:42But you only need one to go on living.
00:56:48I don't have one.
00:56:50No? What about Rhonda?
00:56:51She's a nice girl.
00:56:52How'd I marry her?
00:56:54Have some kids.
00:56:59Hey, something moving down there.
00:57:01It's like a bunch of white guys with bushes on their heads.
00:57:05Old divide-and-conquer work now, huh?
00:57:14Should we even the odds?
00:57:24Move!
00:57:26Move!
00:57:27Move!
00:57:28Move!
00:57:29Move!
00:57:34Hey, I!
00:57:35Master!
00:57:37I thought we got rid of you.
00:57:39Think again.
00:57:40Passing me one thing.
00:57:43How come you try and kill us tonight?
00:57:45Stop firing!
00:57:48Stop firing!
00:57:50Forgot, huh?
00:57:51Forgot what?
00:57:52Your hired gun wasted three of mine at the bomb bay.
00:57:56I don't take that land down.
00:57:58What hired gun?
00:57:59Renzi, you piece of shit.
00:58:01You know, your man with a Colt .45.
00:58:04Matt, that's the guy from the Draw Lake.
00:58:06There's gotta be.
00:58:08Pete, you told me you killed him.
00:58:11I did.
00:58:11Petey, what the hell are you talking about?
00:58:12Stop firing!
00:58:13The guy with the motorcycle.
00:58:18Motorcycle?
00:58:18It ain't my fault, bud.
00:58:19You told me that Quack was gonna be no trouble.
00:58:21It ain't my fault.
00:58:23Pete's supposed to cap him.
00:58:24He told me he would.
00:58:25Here you go, screwing up Jim.
00:58:27Just keep screwing up.
00:58:29Get back.
00:58:30When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:32Get off me, man.
00:58:32When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:34When are you gonna learn?
00:58:37Stop!
00:58:39Hang on!
00:58:41Hang on!
00:58:41Get off me!
00:58:44Come on, get over me!
00:58:46Come on, get over me!
00:58:47Gah!
00:58:48Gah!
00:58:53Pussy, wasn't me!
00:58:54I didn't do it!
00:58:55Come on, get over me!
00:58:58Go on, get over me!
00:58:59Gah!
00:58:59Come on, get over me!
00:58:59Get tough enough!
00:59:00Gah!
00:59:01Gah!
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:07Dad, Dad.
00:59:08Daddy!
00:59:10You...
00:59:12you killed him!
00:59:16You killed him, Matt. You killed him!
00:59:18No! You killed him!
00:59:20You killed him! You killed him, Peter!
00:59:22Cause you didn't shoot that guy like you said you did!
00:59:26You lied to me boy.
00:59:27You lied! That's what Johnny did!
00:59:29And I really did try!
00:59:30You're one of us. You ain't a family.
00:59:34I'm glad I ran away from home when I was a kid.
00:59:37You understand?
00:59:39You're getting a little too cozy down there, don't you think?
00:59:42You like barbecue?
00:59:43I love it.
00:59:49I told you we ain't high no government.
00:59:52Up in the tower, it's the guy from the Bombay.
00:59:55I'll get the cable. Get their attention.
00:59:58Then you beat it.
01:00:00It's a good plan, Eddie, but one thing's wrong.
01:00:04There he is! There he is!
01:00:07It's going on! Snack!
01:00:15Why?
01:00:17No way! No way!
01:00:22Keep going! Keep going, Eddie!
01:00:23Get him! Get that bastard!
01:00:33Gabby, Gabby!
01:00:36Get him!
01:00:38Matty and him!
01:00:40Where'd you get the hat?
01:00:43You like it?
01:00:44You damn smart ass!
01:00:47Well, I guess it's my hat now.
01:00:49You like it? Damn it!
01:00:52Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:52Maybe it's that spooky in you we always heard about.
01:00:56Nah, he never was for real.
01:00:58The guy was a Colt 45. You don't know nothing about him either.
01:01:00I don't know nothing about him either.
01:01:01No.
01:01:02Who is he, Jesus?
01:01:04Tell me! Tell me!
01:01:06It's a coyote.
01:01:07Coyote, my ass!
01:01:08Coyote, my ass!
01:01:10Coyote, my ass!
01:01:11Somebody get me a rope, huh?
01:01:12That's a coyote, my ass!
01:01:13Coyote, man!
01:01:14Coyote, my ass!
01:01:16What are you at? You hear me, boy?
01:01:18Stick around.
01:01:18We'll have a little fun with your friend here.
01:01:21A little puppet show.
01:01:36Cowboy, you take the finest straight out of it.
01:01:38Hey!
01:01:42He's over there!
01:01:44Woo!
01:02:07Eddie!
01:02:10Eddie!
01:02:11This journey ain't over for you!
01:02:14Or for her!
01:02:40Say Sayonara to your ancient friends!
01:02:44Here he is!
01:02:45Get him!
01:02:46Here he comes!
01:02:47Eddie!
01:02:49Name your first kid after me!
01:03:02Your rejects can't do nothing right!
01:03:14Get him!
01:03:15Get him!
01:03:16Get him!
01:03:17Get him!
01:03:18Get him!
01:03:19Get him!
01:03:20Get him!
01:03:21Get him!
01:03:22Get him!
01:03:23Get him!
01:03:24Get him!
01:03:25Get him!
01:03:27Take him.
01:03:32Run, sorry, don't.
01:03:35Bull.
01:03:37.
01:03:42.
01:03:42Home, sweetheart.
01:03:44.
01:03:46I've been married.
01:03:50Hey.
01:03:52John.
01:03:55Hey.
01:04:04Cigarettes and whiskey.
01:04:06And wild, wild women, they'll drive you crazy.
01:04:12They'll drive you insane.
01:04:26I'm sick.
01:04:36Everything all right, Mr. Rupert?
01:04:48No, Rhonda, I'm quite upset.
01:04:50Oh. Well, what's the matter?
01:04:53I had a dream again last night, and it was quite troubling.
01:04:58I heard the howl of the coyote, but this time there was violence and blood and death.
01:05:05But that was just a bad dream, Mr. Early.
01:05:08That's nothing to worry about.
01:05:18Y'all gather round now.
01:05:20You know, we hanged that Indian.
01:05:22We all hanged him.
01:05:23And I'm offering $10,000 reward for anybody that gets me that Eddie Coyote.
01:05:27Dead or alive.
01:05:29You understand?
01:05:30Now, Berserko, you go take your job.
01:05:32I gotta go.
01:05:33Good luck, my dear. Good luck.
01:05:35If you come with me, we're gonna check out Pearly Gates.
01:05:38Johnny!
01:05:39Johnny!
01:05:40Johnny!
01:05:41Johnny!
01:05:42Johnny!
01:05:43Johnny!
01:05:44Johnny!
01:05:45Johnny!
01:05:54Johnny!
01:05:56Johnny!
01:06:09Sleep stills.
01:06:10You okay?
01:06:15He's gone.
01:06:18No.
01:06:19No, no.
01:06:21No.
01:06:24No.
01:06:26No.
01:06:29You've got to listen to me.
01:06:40They're looking all over for you.
01:06:43They got a $10,000 reward on your head.
01:06:46It's okay.
01:06:48It's okay.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:53It's okay.
01:06:55It's okay.
01:06:57I don't know.
01:07:27I'm going back to town.
01:07:35I'm going to go with you.
01:07:39Forget it.
01:07:42Eddie, Johnny was my friend too.
01:07:57I'm going to go with you.
01:08:27I'm going to go with you.
01:08:57I'm going to go with you.
01:09:27I'm going to go with you.
01:09:57I'm going to go with you.
01:10:27I'm going to go with you.
01:10:28I'm going to go with you.
01:10:29I'm going to go with you.
01:10:31Shut up.
01:10:32Shut the hell up.
01:10:33You're going to thank me.
01:10:34I'm not going to thank you for shit.
01:10:36Shut up.
01:10:37I'm going to tell you one thing.
01:10:38We are not making it work.
01:10:39Shut up.
01:10:40You're by who?
01:10:41I'm going to go with you.
01:10:42I get a share of the reward, right?
01:10:43Sure you do, Vern.
01:10:44Just show us where he is.
01:10:46Oh, Vern.
01:10:47It's all right, Pop.
01:10:48He's at the motel.
01:10:50Come on, Vern.
01:10:51Let's go see if you need some room service.
01:10:53Hey.
01:10:54Hey.
01:10:55Hey.
01:10:56Hey.
01:10:57Let me go.
01:10:58Hey.
01:10:59Leave her alone.
01:11:00What are you doing?
01:11:01You can't do that.
01:11:02I just did.
01:11:03Now, come on.
01:11:04You want to dance?
01:11:05Yeah.
01:11:06Yeah.
01:11:07Oh, you're dancing today.
01:11:08Hold on, man.
01:11:09I'm sorry, man.
01:11:10Stop fucking kidding me.
01:11:11Come on.
01:11:12Stick around, Dottie.
01:11:13You and me got a date.
01:11:14Why did you still do that?
01:11:15I'm sorry, Dottie.
01:11:16I'm sorry, Dottie.
01:11:17I'm sorry.
01:11:18I'm sorry.
01:11:19I'm sorry.
01:11:20I'm sorry.
01:11:21I'm sorry.
01:11:22I'm sorry.
01:11:23I'm sorry.
01:11:24I'm sorry.
01:11:25I'm sorry.
01:11:26I'm sorry.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28I'm sorry.
01:11:29I'm sorry.
01:11:30I'm sorry.
01:11:31You want your shoes, Mom?
01:11:32You never did anything.
01:11:33Put it on.
01:11:34Want your reward, boys?
01:11:35You suck the fuck up.
01:11:36All right.
01:11:37We got it.
01:11:38He's a bungalow three, the third one in the middle.
01:11:40Blue one.
01:11:41All right.
01:11:42Remember, he's a damn old-blooded killer, all right?
01:11:44Jump off, head over to Eli.
01:11:45Quick.
01:11:46Let's get some ammo.
01:11:47Let's get the sucker.
01:11:54How's this?
01:11:55No, no, no.
01:11:56That's a .38.
01:11:57There.
01:11:58No, not the .45.
01:11:59No, that is a suppository.
01:12:02Get your friggin' hands up!
01:12:04Where I can see them!
01:12:06What the hell was that?
01:12:18Matt, I gotta talk to ya.
01:12:19Matt!
01:12:20This thing's spinning way out of control.
01:12:22Someone could get real hurt, maybe even killed.
01:12:24God, sounds like it should mean something to me, but it just don't.
01:12:27That's it!
01:12:28I quit!
01:12:29Get off it, Petey!
01:12:30I ain't crossing this line until I get a piece of that ten grand!
01:12:33All right, Jess.
01:12:34Go turn that chicken-ass tenner into a soprano for me.
01:12:35Back off, Petey.
01:12:36Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:37Jesse, it's me, Vern.
01:12:38We went to high school together.
01:12:39I signed your yearbook.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:41I thought I recognized you.
01:12:42Okay, I'm coming.
01:12:43That wasn't funny, Matt.
01:12:44Good Lord!
01:12:45Why, you've cleaned them open from collarbone to bellybutt.
01:12:47You don't see that every day.
01:13:18Have you got back doors to these shacks?
01:13:24No, it's just windows.
01:13:26All right, we'll cover them.
01:13:28All right.
01:13:29Come on, let's go!
01:13:31Let's get this guy out of the lane.
01:13:43Patience, Elijah.
01:13:45Patience.
01:13:48Hey, mister?
01:13:50Mister!
01:13:51They've got the police around it!
01:13:53Get yourself up, mister!
01:13:54They're serious about this!
01:13:55Get the hell out of there, Vern!
01:13:56Mister, come on out!
01:13:57Get out of the way, punk!
01:13:58They're gonna kill you, mister, if you don't come out!
01:14:14No!
01:14:15No!
01:14:16No!
01:14:17No!
01:14:18No!
01:14:19No!
01:14:20No!
01:14:21No!
01:14:22No!
01:14:23No!
01:14:24No!
01:14:25No!
01:14:26No!
01:14:27Ha-ha!
01:14:28Ha-ha!
01:14:29Ha-ha!
01:14:30Woo!
01:14:31Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:32My god!
01:14:33Nobody can listen to that, right?
01:14:35He's dead!
01:14:36That's right.
01:14:37Now go check out.
01:14:38Yeah, right!
01:14:39You go in there and make for sure!
01:14:42But he's dead!
01:14:43Get your ass in.
01:14:44He's dead!
01:14:45Get your ass in.
01:14:46He's dead!
01:14:47Get your head in the door!
01:14:48He's dead!
01:14:49Make sure he is!
01:14:54Go on!
01:14:57Oh, mister, are you there?
01:15:05There's nobody in there.
01:15:06It's empty and it's full of holes.
01:15:08Irma!
01:15:09Go check it out!
01:15:11Buck, go in!
01:15:12He's got your back.
01:15:13It's a booby trap that didn't go off!
01:15:14Circle around, man!
01:15:15We gotta find him!
01:15:16We can't let him get away!
01:15:17Y'all see anything?
01:15:18No, man, nothing.
01:15:19Y'all search over here!
01:15:20Hell yeah!
01:15:21Search over here!
01:15:22Shit!
01:15:23Petey!
01:15:24Petey!
01:15:25What in the hell are you doing over here, boy?
01:15:26Backing you up!
01:15:27Backing me up!
01:15:28Yeah!
01:15:29Backing me up!
01:15:30Yeah!
01:15:31You didn't even fire one damn shot, did you?
01:15:32Did you?
01:15:33Did you?
01:15:34Man, that's just weak, man.
01:15:36Real weak.
01:15:37Real weak.
01:15:38Real weak.
01:15:39Shit!
01:15:40Shit!
01:15:41What in the hell are you doing over here, boy?
01:15:42Backing you up, man.
01:15:43Backing me up.
01:15:44Yeah.
01:15:45Is that just Drew who goes, man?
01:15:46Up and done, it ain't 24 hours.
01:15:47༼�� of any sillyge?
01:15:48Gadgetär is, man.
01:15:49Nice悔註.
01:15:50No matter how on Gunther lives, mighty強ing soul.
01:15:51It ends with a terrible force.
01:15:52And with a bad heart and a terrible force.
01:15:56Whatever.
01:15:57Ha.
01:15:58They married you, bro.
01:15:59Not a突ier.
01:16:00That was rough about.
01:16:02I messed up.
01:16:0310 seconds.
01:16:0410 seconds.
01:16:0510 seconds.
01:16:0610 seconds.
01:16:0810 seconds.
01:16:0911 seconds.
01:16:1011 seconds.
01:16:1110 seconds.
01:16:1210 seconds.
01:16:13I'll go, man.
01:16:1412 seconds.
01:16:15No, Bob, Irma, quit your fussing over that movie trap.
01:16:19Let's get out of here.
01:16:20Looks like I got me a new shotgun.
01:16:23Hey, Bob, Irma, can you help us find a coyote?
01:16:25It's caught on something.
01:16:26Yeah, you're green.
01:16:28No, it's not.
01:16:29I see something over here.
01:16:38You okay?
01:16:40Eli was right.
01:16:41You get good mileage to a full tank.
01:16:42You did a good job.
01:16:45Go check on Bob, huh?
01:16:49Be careful.
01:16:50Go get him, then, big kid, go!
01:16:52Take your 10 grand and shove it.
01:16:54Petey, you all right?
01:16:56Let's not go!
01:16:57Sure!
01:16:58Jess, you okay?
01:16:58No!
01:16:59Now what?
01:17:02Y'all head over to Eli's, check on Joe Bob.
01:17:04Petey, this is your last chance to be a man.
01:17:07Are we straight?
01:17:08Yeah.
01:17:09You sure?
01:17:09Yeah.
01:17:10All right, I'm going to check out the gas station.
01:17:12Matt, I won't let you down, okay?
01:17:14Irma!
01:17:15Irma!
01:17:16Irma!
01:17:17I'm going to kill him!
01:17:18Come on, you son of a bitch!
01:17:33All right, Mother Teresa, where is he?
01:17:39Repent!
01:17:41Repent, you sinner!
01:17:43Take him, Lord!
01:17:44Take him now!
01:17:45What's going on?
01:17:47The Lord's will.
01:17:50Again?
01:17:50Again?
01:17:51You got a coyote, huh?
01:18:04Right ahead.
01:18:06Huh?
01:18:08Wrong guy.
01:18:09Get him!
01:18:10God!
01:18:18Hold on!
01:18:19Jobba!
01:18:22Jobba!
01:18:23What the hell is this you know what the Bible says live by the sword die by the sword it's funny
01:18:34where's the dude with the 45 don't you joke with me you little chink I am not joking with you I'm
01:18:42gonna ask you one more time you better know where he is let's go find him bro you are not my brother
01:18:47you are liar and a coward and you do not tell me what to do we would not be in this mess if you
01:18:55just shot that guy when you had the chance you're a coward he's a long bugger this one you'll need
01:19:10another one of these get out of here
01:19:40you know you should have killed him because I'm gonna kill him as soon as I'm done killing
01:19:55your ass now drop it drop it now turn around nice and slow like
01:20:02what's the matter that hurt where are you little friends now huh this is what happens when you
01:20:18mess with my town get up boy get up get up stand up little one you're pissing me off you mutton
01:20:36you're gonna pay for what you've done to my family
01:21:06knock it off knock it off oh man everybody see this huh everybody watch it
01:21:13it's a beautiful day to die
01:21:16oh
01:21:17oh
01:21:19oh
01:21:20oh
01:21:21oh
01:21:23oh
01:21:24oh
01:21:25oh
01:21:26oh
01:21:27oh
01:21:29oh
01:21:31oh
01:21:32oh
01:21:33oh
01:21:34oh
01:21:35oh
01:21:36oh
01:21:40oh
01:21:42oh
01:21:44oh
01:21:45oh
01:21:46oh
01:21:48oh
01:21:49oh
01:22:04oh
01:22:05Oh!
01:22:07Ow!
01:22:09Hey!
01:22:25Eddie! Eddie!
01:22:35No!
01:22:49Ha ha! I got the busted!
01:22:53You? No!
01:22:55It was me!
01:22:57Army didn't give me a sharpshooter medal for nothing, you know?
01:23:01Was I? What the hell are you talking about?
01:23:03You're all blind!
01:23:05No! I got him!
01:23:09Stop it!
01:23:13It has never missed a shot!
01:23:15Never missed a shot!
01:23:17I beg your pardon, sir!
01:23:19But my grandfather was very close
01:23:21to Rudyard Kipling, another excellent marksman!
01:23:23They were very close, like this!
01:23:25Then, sir, Rudyard on the bottom!
01:23:27You didn't even have a bullet in your gun!
01:23:29Oh, pretty, sir! What was in my gun?
01:23:31A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:33A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:35A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:37A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:39A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:41A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:43A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:45A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:47A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:49A SUPPOSITORY!
01:23:51No sugar.
01:24:05Dottie, this is a goldmine.
01:24:07They're going to start running buses here every two hours.
01:24:09I know. It's a lifesaver for us, too.
01:24:13You're welcome, ma'am.
01:24:16Dottie, I don't want to be forward, but do you like samurai movies?
01:24:21Well, I don't know. I've never been to one.
01:24:23Well, they're like westerns, only Japanese.
01:24:28Anyway, there's a special showing on in Sun City,
01:24:31one of my favorites called Yo Jimbo,
01:24:33and I'd sure love it if you'd see it with me on Friday night.
01:24:37Well, that sounds real nice, buddy.
01:24:40Um, I could just drive down.
01:24:44What time should I meet you?
01:24:45Oh, no, no, no. I'll come pick you up.
01:24:47Say around 5 o'clock?
01:24:49I'll be ready.
01:24:51Great.
01:24:52My God, that must be birdie.
01:24:59King me, sir, please.
01:25:01Oh, darn.
01:25:03Very lucky day for you, Mr. Singh.
01:25:06Ah, and a very lucky day indeed for us all.
01:25:09Very lucky.
01:25:10Our town is experiencing a genuine renaissance,
01:25:13and we owe it all to Eddie.
01:25:15All to Eddie.
01:25:16A hell of an idea of his,
01:25:18telling the tabloids about all the alien activity around here.
01:25:22Oh, yeah.
01:25:23Who ever knew there were too many nuts in the world with money?
01:25:27Oh, that's a good one.
01:25:29I made you boys some brownies.
01:25:31Ah, thank you very much.
01:25:33Thank you very much.
01:25:33Now, Bertie, you must sit and rest.
01:25:36Oh, thank you.
01:25:37And Eli, you must stop smoking.
01:25:41Why?
01:25:41Because my birthday and I are having a baby.
01:25:45Oh, wow.
01:25:46Congratulations.
01:25:47Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:50Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:51Oh, yeah.
01:25:52Hey, look who's here.
01:26:09Just him, too.
01:26:10I do now.
01:26:12Oh, yeah.
01:26:13Oh, yeah.
01:26:22Don't leave your eyes
01:26:31If it looks like I'm lost
01:26:36Gonna have to trust tonight
01:26:41There's a special light that is guiding us
01:26:48A perfect lover's star
01:26:50Oh, yeah.
01:26:52Thank you very much.
01:27:06Also, thank you.
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