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00:00:00What took you so long to get here?
00:00:1860 minutes.
00:00:19You start for a latte?
00:00:20Oh, I get it.
00:00:21You're, uh, what's the expression?
00:00:23Chopping my bust.
00:00:24Close enough.
00:00:25Poldark and a couple other ruskies just went in the refinery.
00:00:27Dan, I was right.
00:00:31I was planning something.
00:00:33Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
00:00:35I wouldn't blame them.
00:00:36No, that man's a crooked.
00:00:37He could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
00:00:40You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
00:00:41What do you think he's up to?
00:00:43If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
00:00:46why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
00:00:49I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:00:57How the heck are you going to get in there?
00:01:08Jetpack?
00:01:10You're saying to show up.
00:01:11Wait for my signal.
00:01:38Yuri!
00:01:39What's this?
00:01:42C-4.
00:01:43When we are done here,
00:01:44I want you to blow this place to Smithereens.
00:01:48Oh.
00:02:09Hurry up.
00:02:24I don't have all day.
00:02:26There is no overtime yet.
00:02:27Mom, ho.
00:02:52I would love to, Chats.
00:03:07But I gotta go.
00:03:08And I can't.
00:03:14If I've had to go.
00:03:14I can't do that.
00:03:16I can't do that.
00:03:18I can't do that.
00:03:19Yeah.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:21Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:32Go, go, go, go, go, go, move in, stay where you are.
00:04:00That was fun.
00:04:02A good, robust workout.
00:04:06We should do this again sometime.
00:04:08OK, Fodark, let's go.
00:04:16You see the look on Fodark's face, man?
00:04:22Brilliant work, Bob.
00:04:23Unbelievable.
00:04:24I really hate to see you go home.
00:04:25You're the best agent I've ever had.
00:04:27Hey, you know, I'm standing right here.
00:04:30Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me
00:04:31just a little bit longer.
00:04:33No.
00:04:34This was my last assignment.
00:04:36I'm retiring.
00:04:37Don't tell me because of Jillian.
00:04:39I want a normal life.
00:04:42I want to get married.
00:04:43Oh, heck, man, don't get married.
00:04:45Just find some woman that you're going to hate in five years
00:04:47and give her your house.
00:04:50Keep the watch.
00:04:52A memento, compliments of the CIA.
00:04:56So, Jillian, is that the woman that lives next door
00:04:57to your cover house?
00:04:58Yeah, they've been, uh, stepping out.
00:05:00I could never give up this life for a woman.
00:05:02We're spies, man.
00:05:03Every little boy wants to be a spy.
00:05:05It's the life.
00:05:06All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this,
00:05:09eating cold take-out food in the back of a surveillance van,
00:05:11getting shot at all the time, learning how to pee in a bottle
00:05:14in a moving vehicle, we're doing the right thing.
00:05:17The only problem is that her kids hate me.
00:05:22You the man.
00:05:24Really going to miss you, home.
00:05:25Good luck with those kids.
00:05:26I brought down dictators.
00:05:28How tough can three kids be?
00:05:32Come on, Ringo!
00:05:33Ringo!
00:05:34Come on, Dan!
00:05:35Come on, Ringo!
00:05:36Come on, Ringo!
00:05:37Come on, Ringo!
00:05:38Ringo!
00:05:39Come on, Ringo!
00:05:40Hi, kids.
00:05:41I'm sorry about running out last night.
00:05:48It's all right.
00:05:50It's your job.
00:05:51No, it was rude.
00:05:52I promised it would never happen again.
00:05:55Mom, what about Ringo?
00:05:58Oh.
00:05:59We tried everything, sweetheart.
00:06:01He'll come down when he's ready.
00:06:02You want to see what I've been working on?
00:06:06Sure.
00:06:07Ringo!
00:06:08Ringo!
00:06:09Ringo!
00:06:10Ringo!
00:06:11Ringo!
00:06:12Ringo!
00:06:13Come on, Kitty.
00:06:14It's not that full.
00:06:15Please, please, please, please, Ringo.
00:06:25There you go.
00:06:40So what do you think?
00:06:42Well...
00:06:43Mmm...
00:06:44Wow.
00:06:45It's a work in progress.
00:06:47Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
00:06:50Cat was on the roof.
00:06:51Satellite's broken again.
00:06:52I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here.
00:06:55And I can't stop thinking about last night.
00:06:58So...
00:06:59Are we okay?
00:07:01I understand.
00:07:02If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
00:07:05Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
00:07:08So...
00:07:09Do you really like it?
00:07:10It frightens me.
00:07:11Sometimes I think I've found the last honest man left in the world.
00:07:24I brought you all cookies.
00:07:40Yes?
00:07:41Is it true you're gonna marry Bob?
00:07:43What?
00:07:44Whoa.
00:07:45Calm down.
00:07:46You can't do this, Jillian.
00:07:47You're, like, so far above him.
00:07:48What she means is he's boring.
00:07:50He's a geek.
00:07:51He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
00:07:54He's a pen importer.
00:07:56He's a cyborg.
00:07:58You all don't know him like I do.
00:08:01He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
00:08:05He likes to talk about history, science, and politics.
00:08:08Mm-hmm.
00:08:09I see what you mean about him not being boring.
00:08:15What are you all called boring?
00:08:17I call dependable.
00:08:18For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time.
00:08:22And who comes home every single night.
00:08:24A man who doesn't lie or cheat or leave his family the first time some...
00:08:29never ends.
00:08:30...
00:08:40My happiness counts, too.
00:08:41I hate it when old people have feelings.
00:08:46We got a deep six bob.
00:08:49We got a deep six bob
00:09:05What's the story here? They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town
00:09:09Tell me he didn't get away. Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting. I'm telling you this whole thing was a setup
00:09:15They knew he was coming
00:09:19Are you saying there's a mold in the agency? I'm not saying anything except he got away
00:09:43They'll come back
00:09:49You can't imagine what's like the oppressive darkness and the torture of MD they stretch you for years
00:10:06Prison is hell. You've been there for four hours
00:10:10Enough tearful reunion
00:10:12I
00:10:14Need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible
00:10:19We'll run another test in two days. I
00:10:23Need a change so close something current and fashionable and something to eat that does not come with a toy
00:10:42I
00:10:45You're a
00:10:48I
00:10:51I
00:10:53Oh
00:10:54You
00:10:55You
00:10:56You
00:10:57You
00:10:59You
00:10:59You
00:11:01You
00:11:01You
00:11:02The sea horn is made out of England's army.
00:11:32Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs. You want to join us?
00:11:37Absolutely, because I'm a loser and I have no life.
00:11:41Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
00:11:45Come on. I want you to join the family.
00:11:48And I want some privacy.
00:11:50Don't get fresh with me.
00:11:51I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
00:11:53Farron, I want you downstairs.
00:11:55No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now. Get out.
00:11:57Farron, this is my house. You will listen to me.
00:11:59You don't owe me. Get out.
00:12:01I said get out, Jillian. Get out.
00:12:03Downstairs in five minutes.
00:12:04I hate this house. I hate this family. Get out.
00:12:20No, she won't hear me. I'm on the roof.
00:12:23It's like the only place I can get any privacy in this loony bin.
00:12:27I can't let Jillian marry this guy.
00:12:30No, it's not that. I mean, you're right.
00:12:33He is a total drone, but that's not the issue.
00:12:36What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
00:12:39He won't just leave me here alone. He'll be back.
00:12:42And if she's married, what happens then?
00:12:45I don't know.
00:12:47Mom, answer me the duffel bacon.
00:12:59Okay, that's just wrong.
00:13:00Why is it wrong?
00:13:01I don't know why you do it.
00:13:02I don't know why you do it.
00:13:03I think it's bad.
00:13:04I do.
00:13:05I don't know why you do it.
00:13:06I don't know why you're coming back.
00:13:07You're not so bad.
00:13:08I don't know why you're going to.
00:13:09I'm sorry.
00:13:10You're not so bad.
00:13:11It's too bad.
00:13:12I can't do it.
00:13:13I can't do it.
00:13:14I have to tell you the truth.
00:13:15Oh, what, oh.
00:13:18Hey, so how's it going with those kids?
00:13:21I'm taking Julia and the children on the picnic.
00:13:23I'm going to force those kids to delight me.
00:13:25Force them?
00:13:26You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow.
00:13:30Guess what?
00:13:31Hodark escaped.
00:13:36No longer my problem.
00:13:38Yeah, I know.
00:13:39But we recovered a file.
00:13:41Seems to be an entry portal to a website.
00:13:43But we can't crack it.
00:13:45I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
00:13:47Hey, if you can figure it out, great.
00:13:48If you can't, no harm, no foul.
00:13:52As a favor to you, send it to my home computer.
00:13:56Already did.
00:13:57Oh, while I'm thinking about it,
00:14:00they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
00:14:03They suspect me?
00:14:04No.
00:14:05You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
00:14:09I have no idea what that means.
00:14:12Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic.
00:14:14And just shoot me back when you check out that file.
00:14:16Thanks.
00:14:17That's all the encryption.
00:14:36Let's see what you've got.
00:14:38Is it noon already?
00:14:55No, I have bad news.
00:14:56My father's in the hospital.
00:15:01Oh, that's terrible.
00:15:02He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
00:15:05Now he's having his hip replaced.
00:15:07That's terrible.
00:15:08I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of dad.
00:15:13That's great.
00:15:14What are you talking about?
00:15:16Let me watch the kids.
00:15:17It will give us a chance to get to know each other.
00:15:19Hmm, no, Bob.
00:15:22You, them, I don't know.
00:15:25My aunt's flying in from San Antonio.
00:15:27She's very good with the kids.
00:15:29She was in the military.
00:15:30Julia, this could be just what we need.
00:15:32You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
00:15:35The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween,
00:15:38getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
00:15:41No problem.
00:15:42Halloween is my favorite.
00:15:44You have nothing to worry about.
00:15:46They'll be perfectly safe with me.
00:15:47It's not them I'm worried about.
00:15:53You can't be serious.
00:15:55Isn't there any other option?
00:15:57Foster care?
00:15:58Juvenile home?
00:16:02Love you guys.
00:16:06I'm gonna miss you.
00:16:08Yeah, it's proven by this total abandonment.
00:16:10You'll survive.
00:16:11I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
00:16:14Bye.
00:16:14Bye.
00:16:15Love you.
00:16:15See you later.
00:16:17Bye.
00:16:17So, is this exciting or what?
00:16:28Well, I'll just pack a few things and we'll go to your house.
00:16:32Okay?
00:16:32Slow me.
00:16:46I knew he cut his own hair.
00:16:48Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
00:16:51Standard action movies, mainstream comedies, no sci-fi and nothing above PG-13.
00:16:56Hey, his computer.
00:17:00Let's check it out.
00:17:01Good idea.
00:17:02There's gotta be some dirt on there.
00:17:03Oh, wow.
00:17:09I haven't forgotten, Colton.
00:17:11I will look at the file.
00:17:13But this is important.
00:17:15What is Halloween?
00:17:16Whoa, Farron, do you realize what this is?
00:17:22It's got you all worked up.
00:17:25Let me guess.
00:17:25A Klingon dictionary?
00:17:26You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek.
00:17:30Stockholm GBH.
00:17:32Grievous bodily harm.
00:17:34Live in Stockholm.
00:17:35This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
00:17:39Why does Bob have it?
00:17:40Who cares?
00:17:41I'm gonna download it.
00:17:44This is my ticket to Colesville.
00:17:47This is what you bring me to wear?
00:18:00You said you wanted current.
00:18:02I look like the first prince of Belarus.
00:18:05Send someone out to get me something elegant.
00:18:08What is this problem you found?
00:18:10I went on to download the formula and found this site being accessed by third party.
00:18:15If the United States or China has the formula, they can develop an antibody for it.
00:18:20I'm tracing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
00:18:22It will take me a while to track it on.
00:18:24If you ever downloaded my formula, retrieve it.
00:18:29And?
00:18:31Kill them.
00:18:42What's up with you?
00:18:43I'm gonna kill you.
00:18:44What?
00:18:44I'm gonna kill you.
00:18:46Don't hurt me.
00:18:47Don't hurt me.
00:18:48He's hurting me.
00:18:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:18:52Hey, stop.
00:18:54What's going on here?
00:18:55She threw a stink bomb in my room.
00:18:57What?
00:18:58That's so not true.
00:18:59Oh, so what?
00:19:00You're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room?
00:19:03Just to get you in trouble?
00:19:05Sad.
00:19:06So sad.
00:19:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:09Baron.
00:19:10I'm very disappointed in you.
00:19:12You two should be in bed by now.
00:19:15Well, if we finish our homework in time, Jillian lets us stay up till midnight.
00:19:21She also likes us to watch adults when it's kind of a tradition.
00:19:24I didn't really think this one through.
00:19:38Nora!
00:19:38Let's get ready for bed.
00:19:42I don't want to go to bed!
00:19:43Only my mommy can test me.
00:19:56Here I come.
00:19:59Hey.
00:20:00Come back.
00:20:02Now I got you.
00:20:05Come back.
00:20:07I got you.
00:20:11Come back.
00:20:11Come back.
00:20:12Come back.
00:20:16Rora.
00:20:18Come on.
00:20:19Rora.
00:20:21My mommy can trust me.
00:20:24Only my mommy can trust me.
00:20:26Come back.
00:20:27My mommy can trust me.
00:20:30You.
00:20:33Can you mommy do that?
00:20:39Sleep.
00:20:41Sleep.
00:20:41Get out!
00:21:11Hello?
00:21:17You're alive. That's a good sign.
00:21:20How are the kids?
00:21:22We had a great night. Easy as pie.
00:21:25Really? You're with my kids, right?
00:21:29Bob, the other night at dinner,
00:21:32you were gonna say something about your job,
00:21:35and I cut you off.
00:21:37You wanna tell me now?
00:21:39It can't wait until you get back.
00:21:42I really think this was a good idea.
00:21:46I'm sure the world is behind us.
00:21:49Just a second.
00:22:01Just a second.
00:22:08Just a second.
00:22:10I got it.
00:22:23Fire!
00:22:25Huh?
00:22:26Oh, man.
00:22:27Oh, my.
00:22:28Oh, my.
00:22:29Stay.
00:22:30Oh, my.
00:22:31Everything will be fine.
00:22:34Hope we was ready.
00:22:36Shotgun!
00:22:37Shotgun!
00:22:38It's not your day.
00:22:39You sure your mother left you go to school like that?
00:22:42Duh, Bob.
00:22:43Oh, my.
00:22:44Oh, my.
00:22:45Oh, my.
00:22:46Oh, my.
00:22:47Oh, my.
00:22:48Oh, my.
00:22:49Oh, my.
00:22:50Oh, my.
00:22:51Oh, my.
00:22:52Oh, my.
00:22:53Oh, my.
00:22:54Oh, my.
00:22:55Oh, my.
00:22:56Oh, my.
00:22:57Oh, my.
00:22:58Oh, my.
00:22:59Oh, my.
00:23:00It's not your day.
00:23:01You sure your mother left you go to school like that?
00:23:03Duh, Bob.
00:23:04Duh, Bob.
00:23:05Duh, Bob.
00:23:19Hi.
00:23:20Well, you guys have a nice day.
00:23:23We'll go for you.
00:23:25Hi.
00:23:27This is so cute.
00:23:28So, what do you do all day?
00:23:34Nothing, I'm full.
00:23:43You're full of it.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:44Full of it.
00:23:45I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday.
00:23:48Really?
00:23:48Because if you really had, that'd be pretty cool.
00:23:50Yeah, pretty cool.
00:23:51Let's hear it then.
00:23:58Trying to pop our ears, it's nothing but a bunch of static.
00:24:01I don't get it.
00:24:02I get it.
00:24:03You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar.
00:24:05Let's get him.
00:24:07No!
00:24:08Reggie!
00:24:09Put me down!
00:24:10Put me down!
00:24:11Put me down!
00:24:12Okay, you ask for it.
00:24:16No, no, no, no!
00:24:17No!
00:24:18You guys are going to hear from me and my lawyer.
00:24:21All you favorites, each and every one of you!
00:24:28So, tell me more about Halloween.
00:24:35It's the best.
00:24:37You get candy, everyone tends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
00:24:44Sounds familiar.
00:24:45Nora.
00:24:48So, what do you want to be?
00:24:50A Frankenstein?
00:24:51A zombie?
00:24:53Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
00:24:55A princess?
00:24:56Yeah.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:05Princess.
00:25:07Princess!
00:25:10Nora.
00:25:15Not really.
00:25:16Princess.
00:25:17Princess.
00:25:18Princess.
00:25:21Princess.
00:25:25Oh, it's too big.
00:25:53Too big?
00:25:55Okay.
00:26:10Laura?
00:26:12Laura?
00:26:16Laura?
00:26:22Laura?
00:26:23Laura?
00:26:28Laura?
00:26:34Laura?
00:26:40Laura?
00:26:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:26:49Laura?
00:26:53I'm sorry, Bob.
00:26:55Let's go pay for your costume.
00:26:59I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry, Bob.
00:27:03Let's go pay for your costume.
00:27:04I'm sorry.
00:27:05I'm sorry.
00:27:06I'm sorry.
00:27:08I'm sorry.
00:27:10Laura?
00:27:12Laura?
00:27:14You don't wander over again?
00:27:16I'm sorry, Bob.
00:27:18Let's go pay for your costume.
00:27:19I'm sorry, I'll lock you.
00:27:20I'll cross you.
00:27:25Yo, it's Ho.
00:27:29Just hold him till I get there.
00:27:31Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distress condition of the American
00:27:43public school system could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can, and yet I'm the one who
00:27:50winds up receiving disciplinary action?
00:27:54Who exactly are you?
00:27:56Oh, I'm his mother's...
00:27:59Uh, um...
00:28:00Neighbor.
00:28:01Neighbor. I'm watching him for a few days.
00:28:05Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. He gets in fights, he lies.
00:28:10Hey, I don't lie.
00:28:11You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
00:28:16Her appearance for you was an obstacle.
00:28:18You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion?
00:28:20Hey, pay-per-view high def. I felt like I was there.
00:28:29I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
00:28:33Bob, you're still pens. What are you... Oh, no. That's them.
00:28:37Who?
00:28:38The future felons put me in the trash can.
00:28:42Hey, Geek Boy, we got detention because of you.
00:28:44Yeah, because of you. You're gonna pay for that.
00:28:47Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
00:28:49Who's this? Your mom?
00:28:50You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him.
00:28:54You better watch out.
00:28:56Is that true?
00:28:57No, he's joking. I'm that babysitter.
00:29:00What are you gonna do?
00:29:02Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
00:29:12How humiliating.
00:29:19Why didn't you do something?
00:29:21Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
00:29:24You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch.
00:29:41Hey, how you doing?
00:29:43I'm Ian.
00:29:44I told you you got a beautiful body.
00:29:46You hold it against me.
00:29:50At least you're not shy.
00:29:52I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
00:29:56Mission accomplished.
00:30:02Come here.
00:30:04Oh, you look so pretty.
00:30:09Farron, I didn't know you deep gymnastics.
00:30:11Why would you?
00:30:13You don't know anything about me.
00:30:15You come over to hang out with Jillian,
00:30:17and you never even talk to us.
00:30:20Come on, let's go.
00:30:23The woman's got a point.
00:30:25I don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes,
00:30:35but I want them killed.
00:30:38You could go yourself.
00:30:40But I'm the most wanted man in America.
00:30:43I cannot exactly browse the racks of J.C. Pennies.
00:30:47Just give me something that will blend in.
00:30:50Something extremely American.
00:30:52Sir, we are ready to run the test.
00:30:54Magnificent.
00:30:59Magnificent.
00:31:11Magnificent.
00:31:19Magnificent.
00:31:34She must have plastic in her shoes.
00:31:36It will eat any petroleum product.
00:31:41We're working on this.
00:31:47Yeah.
00:31:47What happened to the bacteria?
00:31:50They live as long as they feed.
00:31:52Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
00:31:54Just like my Jimmy Choo's.
00:32:05Come in.
00:32:12Listen about today.
00:32:13You could have stood up for me, you know.
00:32:15I have to face those guys.
00:32:17So face them.
00:32:18Unless you want to spend the rest of your life with your head in the trust can.
00:32:23Thanks for the advice, Bob.
00:32:25All my problems are solved.
00:32:35Did I sign this in middle school?
00:32:37No, that's my pleasure reading.
00:32:39You're smart.
00:32:40You're smart.
00:32:44You have a lot going for you.
00:32:47Why do you make things up?
00:32:49Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
00:32:52Given the resources.
00:32:53Given the resources, I could design, build, and launch a rocket that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
00:32:59But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
00:33:05I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:33:06I'll make you a deal.
00:33:07If you try to tell the truth from now on, I won't tell your mother about today.
00:33:12Really?
00:33:13Dude, that's almost cool.
00:33:14You mean for a guy who sells pens?
00:33:19Come on, kiss.
00:33:20Time for bed.
00:33:21Come on, one more spoonful.
00:33:22Come on, one more spoonful.
00:33:51Good bitch!
00:33:52Number.
00:33:53I want you to pee!
00:33:54Maura.
00:33:55We need you to stay with books when you're connected.
00:33:56Go, maura.
00:33:57Maura.
00:33:59Mayura, comea-maura.
00:34:00Oh yeah!
00:34:01Laura?
00:34:02Maura.
00:34:03When the tree breaks…
00:34:03The little baby falls out…
00:34:04And we lay on the ground…
00:34:05When the above..
00:34:07This one…
00:34:10Maura.
00:34:12Maura…
00:34:13Maura…
00:34:14Maura…
00:34:17Maura…
00:34:19Maura, maura?
00:34:20Maura?
00:34:21I learned in China when I was young.
00:34:51It's me. I need your help.
00:35:21I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
00:35:29What did you tell them?
00:35:30Well, let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by dawn,
00:35:33I'm in trouble.
00:35:34What do you need all this for?
00:35:36Get the kids ready for school.
00:35:38Well, that's like my mom always used to say
00:35:41when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
00:35:43She'd say, spying is easy.
00:35:45Parent is hard.
00:35:46Good luck.
00:35:51Bring it on.
00:36:03Mary, you've been in there all morning.
00:36:07Let me in!
00:36:08Mary!
00:36:09Mary!
00:36:10Mary!
00:36:11Mary!
00:36:12Mary!
00:36:13Let me in!
00:36:15Mary!
00:36:16Mary, you've been in there all morning.
00:36:19Let me in!
00:36:20Mary!
00:36:21Mary!
00:36:22Mary!
00:36:23Mary!
00:36:24Hey!
00:36:25Guess it's my turn.
00:36:29And Farron, please put on the longer skirt.
00:36:37This means war.
00:36:39One way or another, I'm gonna find ya.
00:36:43I'm gonna get, take it, take it, take it.
00:36:45One way or another, I'm gonna win ya.
00:36:49I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
00:36:51One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
00:36:54I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
00:36:56One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya.
00:37:01I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya.
00:37:02I'll meet ya.
00:37:03I will drive past your house
00:37:08And if the lights are rolled down
00:37:14I'll be in the house
00:37:20One way or another, I'm gonna see ya
00:37:25I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
00:37:27One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya
00:37:31I'll meet ya
00:37:32And if the lights are rolled out
00:37:38I'll follow your bus downtown
00:37:44To hang it now
00:37:47Where is he?
00:37:58Hiding
00:37:59He's probably gonna trick us when you open the door
00:38:02Help me put this away
00:38:04Yeah, you know the rules
00:38:20I'm gonna lose ya
00:38:22No soda upstairs
00:38:22I'll trick you one way or another
00:38:25I'm gonna lose ya
00:38:26I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
00:38:29One way or another
00:38:31I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna give ya the slip
00:38:35Breakfast is served
00:38:48All right, I'll go back
00:38:50All right, I'll go back
00:38:54All right, I'll go back
00:38:56All right, I'll go back
00:38:58And then, then, go, back
00:39:07Aye, nay
00:39:13Mr. Spoon Eye, you should be asleep
00:39:14how'd you find me call it a hunch
00:39:32why do you call your mother Jillian instead of mom she's not my mom what do
00:39:39you mean my father was married before and my real mom died when I was little
00:39:45Jillian is just my stepmother and Ian nor just my half-brother and sister I'm like
00:39:51the freak of the family you must have hurt your feelings when he left he'll be
00:39:57back for me I know he's not the greatest dad in the world but he loves me and
00:40:02he's not gonna leave me here alone
00:40:09anyway you should not cram the roof like this it's not safe please don't tell
00:40:15me I can't come up here it's like the only place I can chill actually I was
00:40:20going to offer to build your railing are you trying to bribe me into liking you I
00:40:26just want you to be safe
00:40:29might if I chill with you it's a free country
00:40:38a little star
00:40:49good news we got an address
00:41:08good take some men get the download back
00:41:15good take some men get the
00:41:27best
00:41:32you
00:41:34know
00:41:35May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
00:41:45Women don't like the shit tuck in.
00:41:48Mess up your hair.
00:41:50You know about fashion?
00:41:53No, but I know women.
00:41:56Wear it like this is cool.
00:41:59I saw it in the movie.
00:42:00What movie? Octopussy?
00:42:02This isn't 1985.
00:42:05I almost forgot.
00:42:07What's this?
00:42:08Icky Pup and David Bowie in Shanghai.
00:42:11What? This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
00:42:15I guarantee no one else in the school district has it.
00:42:19You downloaded this for me?
00:42:21Don't worry, I paid for it.
00:42:22How'd you even know about it?
00:42:24Easy. I was there.
00:42:32It's in my locker.
00:42:34Bob, you're getting too efficient.
00:42:37We're half an hour early.
00:42:39You're welcome.
00:42:42Have a great day.
00:42:48Hey, cool look, Aaron.
00:42:50Thanks.
00:42:51It's Ian.
00:42:52Whatever.
00:42:53Whatever.
00:42:53Have a great day.
00:43:21Look, the talk on the roof the other night doesn't mean we're friends.
00:43:27God forbid.
00:43:27We're here.
00:43:36There is nobody around.
00:43:52I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
00:43:57I can't find that.
00:43:59I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:44:05Agent Ho.
00:44:06You must stop shooting things on Tosha.
00:44:22I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it, but he's both.
00:44:28Find him, but keep him alive.
00:44:30I need to know who else he's serviced to.
00:44:39Listen up.
00:44:40Now.
00:44:41Everyone.
00:44:43In here.
00:44:43We must look at Chinese intelligence, Agent Bob Ho.
00:44:50He's very tricky.
00:44:52The best at what he does.
00:44:54He won't be easy to find.
00:44:56Um, Miss Creel.
00:44:57Not now.
00:44:58Imagine you are Chinese.
00:45:00Highly trained.
00:45:01And you want to disappear.
00:45:03I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07He's not going to be a barbarian.
00:45:09Good try, though.
00:45:10No, I see him.
00:45:11There.
00:45:17Go.
00:45:18Go.
00:45:20Get him up.
00:45:21Get him up.
00:45:22Get him up.
00:45:22Don't kill him yet.
00:45:23We need information.
00:45:29Get him up.
00:45:36Go, Pat.
00:45:37Go, Pat.
00:45:39Go.
00:45:39Come here, sweetheart.
00:45:43Get back here.
00:45:57Let go.
00:46:01Get the best, Lady Bob.
00:46:03Let go.
00:46:04Can you hold my turtle?
00:46:06No, no.
00:46:06No.
00:46:06You will pay for that little American princess.
00:46:22Why did you pull us out of school?
00:46:51Who cares?
00:46:52We're out.
00:46:53Why are you in the front seat anyway?
00:46:54It's my day.
00:46:55No, it isn't.
00:46:56It's my day.
00:46:57No, it's not your day.
00:46:58You're a liar.
00:46:59You're a liar.
00:47:00Today is my day.
00:47:01You should do this.
00:47:02No.
00:47:03No.
00:47:04No.
00:47:05No.
00:47:06I'm still hungry.
00:47:16Doesn't look like they are chicken tenders here.
00:47:19Wait inside.
00:47:20I have to make a call.
00:47:30This is Firefly.
00:47:31This is Bob Ho.
00:47:32I need help.
00:47:34Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:47:39And top of the class.
00:47:41I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:47:43Bob, this is Larry.
00:47:44Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:47:45Let's get some food.
00:47:47He goes to the university.
00:47:48He's a poet.
00:47:49Isn't it cool?
00:47:50He's rad.
00:47:51He's awesome.
00:47:52He's cheeky fussy.
00:47:53He's bomb.
00:47:54Let's go.
00:47:55Hey!
00:47:56How embarrassing.
00:47:57You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
00:47:58But Larry did.
00:47:59I have two words for you, Larry.
00:48:04Thirteen.
00:48:05Thirteen.
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07How embarrassing.
00:48:08You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
00:48:11But Larry did.
00:48:12I have two words for you, Larry.
00:48:17Thirteen.
00:48:18I have to go.
00:48:37All right, Maura.
00:48:38Come on.
00:48:39You two stay at the table.
00:48:44No, no, no, no. I can't go in there.
00:49:03Where's your pigs?
00:49:09Careful.
00:49:14And the lion jumped on me, and I killed him with my bare hands, and I saved the colonel's life.
00:49:25You're brave.
00:49:27Thanks.
00:49:29How about this, Bob? The whole restaurant and the waitress that layer here. Isn't it great?
00:49:35It's like it's made or something.
00:49:36Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
00:49:39Hey, Nora, knock, knock.
00:49:41Who's there?
00:49:42Iris Stew.
00:49:43Iris Stew who?
00:49:45I wish to in the name of the law.
00:49:50Larry was telling me all about the university. It sounds great.
00:49:54I'm glad to give you a tour sometime.
00:49:55Benpick's crying.
00:49:56It's not up to you. You're not my dad.
00:49:58No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
00:50:03It's just a tour, Bob. It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
00:50:07Are you?
00:50:09No, it's just a friendly offer.
00:50:12Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
00:50:14What's your major, Larry?
00:50:22English Lit.
00:50:24Would you pass the soy sauce?
00:50:27That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:50:30It's possible.
00:50:31You speak Russian, Larry.
00:50:37What's going on?
00:50:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:50Use your...
00:50:51This is going to be painful.
00:51:01Oh, you're right about that.
00:51:06Go, go, go.
00:51:15Maybe you're right up home about this.
00:51:17Good-bye, Larry.
00:51:28Hey.
00:51:29Whoa!
00:51:31Oh!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:45Fine, he's too old for me.
00:51:47Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore.
00:51:49I want to be a cyborg.
00:51:50How did he fight us so fast?
00:51:53Doesn't make sense.
00:51:54Bob, what's going on?
00:51:56Please, quiet.
00:51:57I'm trying to think.
00:51:57What do you mean?
00:51:58What do you mean?
00:51:58What do you mean?
00:51:58What do you mean?
00:51:59What do you mean?
00:51:59What do you mean?
00:51:59What do you mean?
00:52:00What do you mean?
00:52:00What do you mean?
00:52:01What do you mean?
00:52:01What do you mean?
00:52:01What do you mean?
00:52:02All right, all right.
00:52:02Fine, fine.
00:52:05I am international spy on loan to the CIA.
00:52:08From the Chinese intelligence service,
00:52:10someone wants me dead.
00:52:11And Larry was a Russian operative, okay?
00:52:15Fine.
00:52:15Don't tell us.
00:52:18Cool.
00:52:25Why would you come alone?
00:52:28Stay here.
00:52:33Where are the kids?
00:52:34Inside.
00:52:35Nothing else matters until these kids are safe.
00:52:38Nothing.
00:52:38Of course.
00:52:39Colton's setting up that safe house for him like he requested.
00:52:42Wait.
00:52:43Got that file on you?
00:52:44What file?
00:52:46The one Colton linked you to from Poldark's computer.
00:52:48Your download.
00:52:49I didn't download it.
00:52:50I never even got it open.
00:52:52Don't BS me, Bob.
00:52:53It's classified material.
00:52:54I need all copies.
00:52:55Why would you think I downloaded it?
00:52:57Unless someone told you I had.
00:52:59Someone who wanted it back.
00:53:01Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
00:53:03Give me the file.
00:53:05You're a career officer.
00:53:07Why do this?
00:53:07I want out.
00:53:08Same as you.
00:53:09We're both leaving for love.
00:53:10Only I love money.
00:53:11And Anton Poldark is Match.com.
00:53:13The file!
00:53:14Good work.
00:53:27No.
00:53:28No.
00:53:28Can I just say you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated?
00:53:40At least now I know how the kit layering found us so fast.
00:53:43How?
00:53:44The watch.
00:53:46Grace told me to keep the watch.
00:53:47You must have a tracking device.
00:53:51Wow.
00:53:52You really are a spy.
00:53:55Jillian is totally going to freak.
00:53:56What are you doing?
00:54:09What are you doing?
00:54:19There is an iron in these rocks.
00:54:22It will hide the signal.
00:54:24Watch, please.
00:54:25You realize if I told anyone at school this story, I get detention for a year for lying.
00:54:30Yes?
00:54:38Hey, partner.
00:54:39Where you at?
00:54:42Why do you ask?
00:54:43I need it to pick up that file I sent you.
00:54:46You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:54:51Bob?
00:54:52You there?
00:54:53Code.
00:54:54I never thought you were sold out of the product.
00:54:56Hey, that's crazy, man.
00:54:58Something's wrong.
00:54:59We need to get together and talk.
00:55:02Nice try.
00:55:03Bob?
00:55:05Bob?
00:55:13We'll be safe here.
00:55:14I promise.
00:55:16This is your plan?
00:55:17Hide out in a hotel?
00:55:18Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here either.
00:55:26This is awesome!
00:55:41Can we order room service?
00:55:42Are you crazy?
00:55:43I'm going home.
00:55:44No.
00:55:45The only place you're safe is with me.
00:55:47Safe with you?
00:55:49Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:55:50I know.
00:55:51Isn't it cool?
00:55:52Hey, Bob.
00:55:53If you want to marry my mom, I'll personally write the invitations.
00:55:57What happened?
00:55:57worried about her.
00:55:59Oh.
00:56:03Oh, babe.
00:56:05Ain't you never heard of so.
00:56:09I got you with her hands.
00:56:11You tell me where she left.
00:56:14We're есть.
00:56:16Have you ever seen, and I wait for you.
00:56:20Now I have to hell.
00:56:21You don't advise me.
00:56:23Be niahan.
00:56:26Love you, Bob.
00:56:42Be realistic, Bob.
00:56:49Hello. Hi, Jillian. Hi, sweetheart.
00:56:52Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep. I was gonna call you guys.
00:56:55I have to tell you something.
00:56:57I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
00:57:01Are you all right?
00:57:03I'm fine. It's about Bob.
00:57:06What about him?
00:57:07He's not who you think he is.
00:57:09He's a spy. A Chinese spy.
00:57:11And these terrorists are trying to kill him,
00:57:13and now the CIA's after him, too, and they...
00:57:15Baron, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
00:57:18I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
00:57:21What? No, it's true. He's gonna get us all killed.
00:57:24Don't you even care?
00:57:25Baron, this conversation is over.
00:57:27Put Bob on.
00:57:36Hi, Jillian.
00:57:37Bob, I am so sorry.
00:57:39I don't know what's gotten into her.
00:57:43It's true.
00:57:44What is?
00:57:45Everything she said is all true.
00:57:49Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
00:57:51Our kids are safe.
00:57:53I promise I'll give them to you as soon as you get back.
00:57:56You're either telling me the truth,
00:57:58or I've left my kids with a nut job.
00:58:03Either way, you should come and get them.
00:58:05So, you got any other cool spy stuff besides the watch?
00:58:27Don't touch.
00:58:28It's very sharp.
00:58:29Cool.
00:58:30What else?
00:58:31Cool.
00:58:32Cool.
00:58:33What else?
00:58:35Cool.
00:58:36Yeah!
00:58:37Yeah!
00:58:38Cool. What else?
00:58:51Cool.
00:59:09Sorry, mister.
00:59:12Airport, step on it!
00:59:14No!
00:59:35Rob, are you awake?
00:59:38Are you kidding?
00:59:40Does he always snore like that?
00:59:43Can't you hear him next door?
00:59:45I always thought it was the pig.
00:59:51It's over with you and Jillian, isn't it?
00:59:56Yes, Farron, it's over.
00:59:59You win.
01:00:01Then why don't I feel like I won?
01:00:04If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
01:00:07It's because I love her and the three of you that I have to walk away.
01:00:14It's more important that you are safe.
01:00:16I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
01:00:22Be glad.
01:00:24You're lucky you're not joining this family.
01:00:29You have no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong.
01:00:32Don't be so sure.
01:00:35I was an orphan.
01:00:37I was raised in a group home.
01:00:39I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
01:00:43I had dozens of brothers and sisters there, and I wasn't related to any of them.
01:00:48But I loved them all.
01:00:53Family isn't whose blood you carry.
01:00:56It's who you love, and who loves you.
01:01:09Jillian!
01:01:11Jillian!
01:01:12I'm really sorry about everything.
01:01:28Tell me the truth.
01:01:31Are you really a spy?
01:01:34Yes, I am.
01:01:36I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
01:01:39I don't care.
01:01:40You put my children in danger.
01:01:44Just go.
01:01:52Bob.
01:01:55When are we going to see you again?
01:01:58You're not.
01:02:10Please don't go away.
01:02:12Who's going to send me China songs?
01:02:25You'll be safe. I promise.
01:02:27Stay away from my children.
01:02:40We'll be right back with you.
01:02:41I don't know.
01:02:42I'll be right back.
01:02:43No.
01:02:44No!
01:02:46No!
01:02:47And what were they coming out?
01:02:49By the way we had to get Jetzt.
01:02:50It was so funny.
01:02:52We're starting to check out all the players in the community.
01:02:53What are they going to do?
01:02:55We're starting to check out.
01:02:56By the way.
01:02:58The first day, we're going to be home.
01:03:00The first day, we were moved to the pharmacist,
01:03:02where you were going to be home in the city.
01:03:04Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
01:03:22My destiny is to be a spy like Bob.
01:03:29I am going with him.
01:03:32Best wishes, your son, Ian.
01:04:02The whole signal just popped back up.
01:04:20We got him.
01:04:21Let's roll.
01:04:28Bob!
01:04:29Bob!
01:04:30Ian!
01:04:31You left your watch!
01:04:32What are you doing here?
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:35What do you mean, there's no open just right here!
01:04:55What are you doing here?
01:04:57Let's go!
01:04:59What do you mean?
01:05:11Bob Hope.
01:05:13What a coincidence.
01:05:15Tie them up.
01:05:17What are you doing here?
01:05:25I'm coming with you.
01:05:27I want to be a spy too.
01:05:29Is this the bad guy?
01:05:31I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:05:35How did you find me?
01:05:37I found one of your tracking devices
01:05:39and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:05:41I'm impressed.
01:05:43Thanks.
01:05:44Can we go back to business?
01:05:45Would it help to mention I'm retired?
01:05:47Retired man don't download secrets.
01:05:49I never download anything.
01:05:51He's lying.
01:05:53Who are you going to believe?
01:05:55Me or the trader?
01:05:57Someone has been a very naughty boy.
01:06:01He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
01:06:05Good plan filming us together.
01:06:09How could you turn against your country?
01:06:11It's simple.
01:06:13I'm going to be a billionaire.
01:06:15That file that you didn't download?
01:06:17It's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:06:19The stuff literally eats oil.
01:06:22Can you imagine?
01:06:24Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
01:06:28All except for Russia's.
01:06:30It'll be priceless.
01:06:31Right, comrade?
01:06:32How did you get cold to go along with you?
01:06:35Cold?
01:06:36That hillbilly's not part of this.
01:06:37He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
01:06:39He still thinks wrestling is real.
01:06:41Let the boy go.
01:06:42He has nothing to do with this.
01:06:44Mr. Cheechat just laid out the whole plan.
01:06:52We cannot let him go.
01:06:54He will tell.
01:06:55Trust me.
01:06:56No one will believe him.
01:06:58He's right about that.
01:07:00Hey, boss.
01:07:01Look at what I found, sneaky caravan.
01:07:04Sorry.
01:07:05Farron?
01:07:06Hi, everybody.
01:07:07Please, have a seat.
01:07:10This can be happening.
01:07:12Hold on.
01:07:13Let the children go.
01:07:14And I will find this GBH file for you.
01:07:16GBH?
01:07:17Like Stockholm GBH?
01:07:18How do you know that?
01:07:19No freaking way.
01:07:20You're telling me all this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
01:07:23He did what?
01:07:24You downloaded it?
01:07:25Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:07:27You're messing with my computer.
01:07:28It's private.
01:07:29I just want to see you.
01:07:30I'm not sure.
01:07:31I'm not sure.
01:07:32You're not sure.
01:07:33You're not sure.
01:07:34You're not sure.
01:07:35You're not sure.
01:07:36You're not sure.
01:07:37You're not sure.
01:07:38You're not sure.
01:07:39You're not sure.
01:07:40You're not sure.
01:07:41You're not sure.
01:07:42You're not sure.
01:07:43I just wanted to seem cool.
01:07:45You don't need to.
01:07:46You are cool.
01:07:48You are one of the coolest kids I know.
01:07:50Really?
01:07:51Thanks.
01:07:52Hey.
01:07:53Over here.
01:07:54Man with a gun.
01:07:56Wait a minute.
01:07:57I am one of the only kids you know.
01:08:00Where is the file?
01:08:02It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
01:08:05Now see?
01:08:06You want to be a spy.
01:08:08Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
01:08:10Sorry.
01:08:11I'm new at this.
01:08:12Tatiana.
01:08:13Take some men to the kids house and find the iPod.
01:08:17What if the family is home?
01:08:19Ever since you died your hair plant.
01:08:23Kill them.
01:08:24No, don't.
01:08:25Go.
01:08:26Bring me that iPod.
01:08:27Come on.
01:08:28Go.
01:08:29Go.
01:08:30go.
01:08:44Now, us for you...
01:08:47Oh
01:09:17Oh
01:09:31Yeah
01:09:35Very so
01:09:39Yeah, I picked the radio station
01:09:47Thank you
01:09:51Hello?
01:09:53Julian, listen to me
01:09:55Goodbye, Bob
01:10:05Julian, wait, don't hang up
01:10:11Hang on, we've got to get there before they do
01:10:17Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust?
01:10:21Someone you can call?
01:10:23Sure, but they tore all my cameras
01:10:25I have no proof of anything
01:10:27Except that, as it happens
01:10:29I recorded that entire conversation
01:10:31on my cell phone
01:10:33Way to go, Dork
01:10:39Code
01:10:41Just listen, I'm going to play you something
01:10:43That file that you didn't download
01:10:45That file that you didn't download
01:10:47It's a formula for a growth-bacteria hybrid
01:10:49The stuff literally eats oil
01:10:57What is this?
01:10:58It's Halloween
01:10:59What are you all doing?
01:11:01I thought you were upstairs
01:11:03Everybody inside
01:11:05Stop, we need to talk
01:11:07Mom, this isn't a joke
01:11:09Do whatever he says
01:11:11Okay
01:11:13Tell you an iPod
01:11:15Is it an iPod?
01:11:17Is it an iPod?
01:11:19Is it an iPod?
01:11:21Is it an iPod?
01:11:23Is it an iPod?
01:11:25Is it an iPod?
01:11:27Is it an iPod?
01:11:29I demand an explanation
01:11:30They're coming
01:11:31Who?
01:11:32The Russians
01:11:33Russians?
01:11:50I saw them outside, they're coming
01:11:53Russians?
01:11:54Yes, Jillian, Russians
01:11:55Let's try and keep up
01:12:00Mr. Lee
01:12:01Everybody upstairs
01:12:02Understand me?
01:12:03Come on, come on
01:12:04Stay there
01:12:10Where's my stuff?
01:12:11Here, take some of this stuff
01:12:12What is all this?
01:12:13Protection
01:12:17Why do you have a lighter?
01:12:18I don't want you playing with fire
01:12:19I don't want you playing with fire
01:12:28Okay, maybe just this once
01:12:29Let's go
01:12:30Trick or treat
01:12:32You can't go
01:12:33I just want you to be знаю
01:12:35Go on
01:12:40Oh my God
01:12:41Hey, look
01:12:42You biber
01:12:43Go on
01:12:45You biber
01:12:46Don't you
01:12:47Don't you
01:12:48Get off
01:12:49Nope
01:12:50Have you seen it?
01:12:51You ran
01:12:52To repent
01:12:53Hurry up. Close it.
01:13:03Close it. Come on.
01:13:04Okay.
01:13:21We forgot Jeffo.
01:13:23Zora! Zora! Zora!
01:13:27What are you supposed to be?
01:13:29A cyborg sent from the future to blast you away.
01:13:41Mommy, that man can fly.
01:13:53I can't believe you did this to my family. Endangered my kids?
01:14:12I didn't mean to. I love your kids. I want to marry you. All four of you.
01:14:18And I wanted to marry you. But our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad.
01:14:22All right-o. Enough games.
01:14:34I finally found a normal guy, I thought. Someone who likes to...
01:14:37Can we talk about this later?
01:14:40Oh, you switched bells.
01:14:46Get him.
01:14:46Oh, you switched bells.
01:15:03Get him.
01:15:14Give me the iPod, kid.
01:15:16Yeah!
01:15:22Come on. Let's TP the little geek's house.
01:15:24Yeah. TP.
01:15:26Hey, guys.
01:15:40Got to go.
01:15:41Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from the little kids.
01:15:44Yeah. Real little kids.
01:15:52This is going to be fun.
01:15:53Hey, Larry! Knock, knock.
01:15:58Yes!
01:16:11Oh, you guys. Get in the room. Lock it.
01:16:17Lock it.
01:16:18Lock it.
01:16:19Irish stew in the name of the lord.
01:16:44Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
01:16:46You can kill me. Let the family go.
01:16:52I can't. They seem too much.
01:16:53But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch.
01:16:55He missed her.
01:17:04Don't think this changes anything.
01:17:07Everybody, please!
01:17:09It's okay.
01:17:10We have two quick guys.
01:17:13I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear.
01:17:16You stinkin' low liar.
01:17:18Come on.
01:17:19Let's go.
01:17:22Hold it right there.
01:17:33Hey, loosen these things up.
01:17:34Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong?
01:17:36Got the handcuffs too tight?
01:17:37I don't know how these things work.
01:17:39I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
01:17:43Everybody okay?
01:17:44Bums and bruises.
01:17:45Yeah.
01:17:46This really is the good guy.
01:17:51Hey.
01:17:52What you got there, son?
01:17:55Nice work, recording that conversation, partner.
01:17:58This young man might make a heck of a spy some day.
01:18:01Uh-uh.
01:18:10How quickly can you get me order and stamp suit?
01:18:16I'm sorry I suspected you.
01:18:17Don't worry about it, old buddy.
01:18:19Chalk it up to the language bearer.
01:18:37I'm sorry I put you through all this.
01:18:42Goodbye, Jillian.
01:18:46Goodbye, kiss.
01:18:47Yes.
01:18:50Bob!
01:18:54I'm gonna miss you.
01:18:56I love you too.
01:19:06Wait.
01:19:08I know he lied.
01:19:10But he did it to protect us this whole time.
01:19:12All he ever wanted to do was protect his mom.
01:19:17Mom.
01:19:23You're never gonna find a man as good as Bob.
01:19:24Never again.
01:19:27Never.
01:19:29I never thought I'd say this, but...
01:19:32I agree with Farron.
01:19:39I suppose you have something to say, too.
01:19:42I want Bob to be my daddy.
01:19:47Do you, Jillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:20:01I do.
01:20:03And do you, Bob, take Jillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:20:07Jillian, there's one more thing I have to tell you.
01:20:12My name really isn't Bob.
01:20:17It's okay.
01:20:19I do.
01:20:21I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:20:22You may kiss the bride.
01:20:23It's okay.
01:20:25I do.
01:20:27I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:20:29You may kiss the bride.
01:20:30You may kiss the bride.
01:20:31Yeah.
01:20:32Hmm.
01:20:34Hmm.
01:20:36Come on, come on, baby.
01:20:39Come on.
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