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00:02:11And you're just gonna let him?
00:02:20You can take it in the car tonight.
00:02:41How come I've never seen you before?
00:02:59I'm not all that sure you can see me right now.
00:03:11Hey!
00:03:26Happy graduation, fuckers.
00:03:31Thank you!
00:04:01Where were you?
00:04:09I fell asleep in the woods.
00:04:31We need more waffles.
00:04:38How are you?
00:04:43I'm fine.
00:04:48Right.
00:04:49Well, if you need anything, I want you to call me.
00:05:18Let's go behind.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:57Mom?
00:05:58Mom?
00:06:01Mom?
00:06:03Mom?
00:06:05Mom, if you don't sit up, they're going to call an ambulance.
00:06:10Sit up.
00:06:12Sit up.
00:06:15Sit up.
00:06:23Thanks.
00:06:24She's okay.
00:06:45I'll be back.
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00:06:52Hello?
00:07:07Matthew?
00:07:10It's Henry.
00:07:12Henry?
00:07:14Dad took off and Mom had some sort of breakdown or something.
00:07:19I just thought that you should know.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:22Okay.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:26Later.
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00:08:16I'll get ministers.
00:08:20I've seen you twice in the last three days.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24Well, it's been a shit week.
00:08:28Yeah?
00:08:30Can I make it, uh, 50 over?
00:08:33Get some cash back?
00:08:34You paying me with your mom's check?
00:08:36Yeah, she's not gonna notice.
00:08:37Uh, I'll tell you what, if you want cash, I could use someone to help me mow.
00:08:47I got a bigger customer base this summer, what do you say?
00:08:4912 bucks an hour?
00:08:52Free tan?
00:08:53What else you got going on?
00:08:54Not a whole lot.
00:08:55Sweet.
00:08:55Meet me out front in the morning at 9.
00:08:58Don't be late.
00:08:59Tardiness is a sign of a selfish man.
00:09:02Heh.
00:09:03Keep this.
00:09:05Take it out of your first paycheck.
00:09:07Not letting you buy weed with the family funds.
00:09:10And what family?
00:09:37I'm supposed to give these to you.
00:09:40Oh.
00:09:42Uh.
00:09:43Why?
00:09:44Because your mom went crazy.
00:09:50Hey!
00:09:51Those toll house cookies?
00:09:52Sweet!
00:09:53What are you doing?
00:09:54I'm supposed to give these to you.
00:09:55I'm supposed to give these to you.
00:09:56Oh.
00:09:58Uh.
00:09:59Why?
00:10:00Because your mom went crazy.
00:10:04All right.
00:10:12Hey!
00:10:16Wait!
00:10:17She's just a kid, man.
00:10:18Yeah, yeah
00:10:48You know they say that people that meet in grocery stores usually fall in love at first sight
00:11:03Oh, that's a good thing you met at a party
00:11:06Ooh
00:11:06That's it?
00:11:12God, I had so much hope for you
00:11:14Oh, wait a sec
00:11:16I don't even know your name
00:11:17If you told me that one night at the party, I was kind of shit-faced
00:11:21It's bet
00:11:22Bet
00:11:23Bet what?
00:11:26Bet Matt
00:11:26I'm Henry
00:11:28Yeah, I figured
00:11:30Since that's what everyone was chanting when you wet yourself that night
00:11:35I can't believe I haven't talked to you before
00:11:39How long have you lived here?
00:11:42Is that a month?
00:11:44Yeah, where'd you move from?
00:11:45Pick a state
00:11:48I've seen most of them
00:11:50Strike two
00:12:03Make yourself at home
00:12:14So what are you doing for the 4th of July?
00:12:20Well, I suppose I could hang out with you
00:12:23But you'd probably leave in the middle without any explanation
00:12:25I won't
00:12:26I promise
00:12:28Then I guess
00:12:29We're watching fireworks
00:12:32Mom?
00:12:38Mom?
00:12:51Mom?
00:12:53What are you doing here?
00:13:19You called me
00:13:21You didn't have to come home
00:13:25I
00:13:25I don't have any summer classes or anything
00:13:29I saw
00:13:30Well, um
00:13:32Yeah, don't expect anything to be the way it used to be
00:13:36It's not
00:13:39It's never that good anyway
00:13:43Okay
00:13:44Okay
00:14:44Wow. You look so good, framed in sparkles.
00:14:48You know, people tell me that all the time.
00:14:52Um, let's go over there.
00:14:56Got the best view.
00:14:56She has a crush on you.
00:14:58Oh, I can't find the world's own land.
00:15:06Oh, I can't find the world's own land.
00:15:11Okay, biggest fear.
00:15:13Zombies.
00:15:14Yours?
00:15:14Thunder.
00:15:15Favorite color?
00:15:16Uh, rainbow.
00:15:18I don't think that's a color.
00:15:19Yeah, it is.
00:15:20It's seven colors in one.
00:15:22Most embarrassing moment.
00:15:23The night we met, I was kind of an idiot.
00:15:25I wish I knew you in the third grade.
00:15:27Why?
00:15:28Because I'd already know everything about you.
00:15:30So you live with your parents?
00:15:37With my mom.
00:15:39Me too.
00:15:41Dad off at the jackass convention with mine?
00:15:44Yeah, something like that.
00:15:45So someone told me that you were, like, the Babe Ruth of the team.
00:15:55Not really?
00:15:57No.
00:15:57I played baseball, but I quit last season.
00:16:01How come?
00:16:04I just felt like it.
00:16:06You just felt like it?
00:16:06You just, like, woke up one day and you're like, I don't like baseball.
00:16:10Pretty much.
00:16:15Good.
00:16:36Now that's over with.
00:16:39What?
00:16:40First kiss.
00:16:42Always keep waiting for it.
00:16:45Uh, is your mom going to get pissed if we mess up the kitchen?
00:16:54Uh, she's away.
00:16:55On her trip.
00:16:56Here, you sit.
00:16:59I'm going to make you something good.
00:17:03You can really cook.
00:17:05Midnight snack is my specialty.
00:17:08Okay, I'm guessing this isn't you?
00:17:12That's my brother.
00:17:13Yeah, he's got all the brains.
00:17:14Oh, God, that's right, because you're just a dumb stoner who hates baseball.
00:17:21Pancakes.
00:17:22Ta-da!
00:17:23Really?
00:17:24You're ta-da-ing pancakes?
00:17:25I hate to break it to you, but frozen waffles, pretty much the same thing.
00:17:30Ten times easier to make.
00:17:32I've got waffles.
00:17:37Waffles.
00:17:38I would say that this makes us soulmates, but if your soulmate is determined by a frozen
00:17:47waffle, then we're all pretty much screwed, aren't we?
00:17:51What?
00:17:54Bet, Mac, you did not just do that.
00:17:56Oh, yeah, I did.
00:17:57No, no, no, no, not me, not me, not me!
00:17:59No, no!
00:18:03What happened?
00:18:04I heard noises, so.
00:18:05Hey.
00:18:06Hey.
00:18:07What?
00:18:08Oh, hey!
00:18:09Bet!
00:18:10Your brother just squirted me with pancakes, sir.
00:18:13Is he always such a jerk?
00:18:17Jerk.
00:18:18Jerk.
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:25They call me a little hung up.
00:18:28See, I'm upset because I've always been stuck.
00:18:31I don't know what it is I'm without.
00:18:34Guess I'm in love with those feelings down.
00:18:37So, I think I'm a little brain feels fully consumed.
00:18:40All of the petty things that I couldn't do.
00:18:43All of the plastic on the shoulder.
00:18:45Whoa, I didn't ever show.
00:18:47I let it go.
00:18:48So, I just hit while I'm told.
00:18:50Sit back.
00:18:52Don't think.
00:18:54Get high.
00:18:55Take drink.
00:18:56Sit back.
00:18:58Don't think.
00:18:59The more I listen, the deeper I say.
00:19:01Oh, I go higher.
00:19:04And I say, oh, oh, I know.
00:19:06I know.
00:19:06I know.
00:19:09What was that?
00:19:10Four, five seconds?
00:19:13I'm sorry.
00:19:15Sorry?
00:19:15Mm-mm.
00:19:16Wrong answer.
00:19:17Give me your hand.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:21So, right there.
00:19:26Remember that spot.
00:19:28Hopefully, you'll be seen in a little bit.
00:19:30Good Lord.
00:19:46Oh, I lied.
00:19:52What?
00:19:53My mom's not away.
00:19:57Where is she?
00:20:00She's in the next room.
00:20:03Oh, my.
00:20:04Oh, shh.
00:20:07The walls are thick.
00:20:11She hasn't gotten up for a while.
00:20:20How long's it well?
00:20:23A few weeks.
00:20:26How long your dad's been gone?
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:36They always go out with a bag.
00:20:39Don't they?
00:20:41Yes, they do.
00:20:43Mm-hmm.
00:20:53Hey.
00:20:58It was so nice meeting you.
00:21:00I'm late for work.
00:21:01I'll see you later, okay?
00:21:04See ya.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:05Did you sleep out here?
00:21:15Well, you were, um, so I just...
00:21:19Dude, you don't need to sleep on the porch just because I have a girl in the house.
00:21:22Well, she left her gum in the kitchen.
00:21:24So what?
00:21:25Are you the gum police?
00:21:27It's unsanitary.
00:21:27Oh, motherfucker.
00:21:42What are you...
00:21:43Are you spying on us?
00:21:44What did you think you were gonna see?
00:21:47Look, I just wanted to see how...
00:21:48Why don't you go inside and see what you're screwing around has done to her?
00:21:51Look, I don't want...
00:21:53Go fucking look at her.
00:22:08Well, that was productive.
00:22:11Shut up.
00:22:13Henry, do you want him to come back or do you want him to stay away?
00:22:21I want him to go fuck himself.
00:22:23I'm going to the store later if you mean anything.
00:22:37Quinoa, kelp, smelt.
00:22:42Oh, no.
00:22:43I'm not dead.
00:22:45I'm just reevaluating.
00:22:49Oh.
00:22:49Oh.
00:22:53Hey, Harvard.
00:23:19I wasn't going to recognize you without your little PJs on.
00:23:24Did Henry tell you that I work here?
00:23:26No, actually, no, he did not.
00:23:29No?
00:23:29Let's see what you got here.
00:23:31Millet, vitamin C, shampoo.
00:23:34Is it greasy here?
00:23:36Dry here.
00:23:36Dry.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:38Try this.
00:23:40It's got like rattlesnake jizz or something in it.
00:23:42I don't know.
00:23:43It's supposed to work miracles.
00:23:45Okay, I'm going to pay now.
00:23:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
00:23:47You've only got like half your stuff.
00:23:48That's fine.
00:23:48Okay, soy milk is over there.
00:23:51I'll grab your colon cleanse.
00:23:52No, no, that's not for me.
00:23:53Oh, don't worry.
00:23:54I'm an expert.
00:23:55Too much casero sagrada and you will not be able to leave the house.
00:23:58I mean, you could, but it wouldn't be pretty.
00:24:00And you don't strike me as the type who likes to poop in public.
00:24:03All right.
00:24:09Got your colon cleanse?
00:24:10Let's bring you up, buttercup.
00:24:12Awesome.
00:24:18That.
00:24:19That.
00:24:20Let me know how it all goes.
00:24:25Your colon.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26You miss me?
00:24:53You have no idea.
00:24:58I think someone still owes me a couple orgasms.
00:25:03Take my keys, take my flip, take it off.
00:25:07Take my clothes, take my clothes, my blue jeans.
00:25:11Take care of that.
00:25:11Keep me quiet.
00:25:23Dan, lookit.
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:29Hey.
00:25:31Hey.
00:25:31Hey.
00:25:31Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:39Hey.
00:25:40I think that I like you a lot, Bette Mack
00:25:49I think you do too
00:25:53What would you like to do with your life, Henry Iris?
00:25:57Well, that's a good question, Bette
00:25:59I think that I would like to do this
00:26:02And that
00:26:05Lots and lots of that
00:26:07Seriously
00:26:09What would I like to do with the rest of my life
00:26:17I don't know
00:26:21What would you like to do with the rest of your life
00:26:24Um, well
00:26:28I'd like to save the whales
00:26:30Cure cancer
00:26:32And make lots and lots of waffles
00:26:35I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do yet
00:26:39I think I'd like to figure it out with you
00:26:44But I think that I'm not sure what I would like to do with the rest of my life
00:26:54I think that I would like to do with the rest of my life
00:26:58I'd like to send them to the rest of my life
00:27:00Hey, wow, I didn't know anyone was down here.
00:27:28Who are you?
00:27:31I'm Henry's new girlfriend.
00:27:33I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
00:27:36No, my mom is telling me that I scare her all the time.
00:27:39Like, because I don't make any noise when I'm out.
00:27:42Maybe I should wear some bells or something.
00:27:45Oh, I'm Bette, by the way.
00:27:48I'm guessing you're Henry's mom.
00:27:51Agusta.
00:27:53Yeah, Henry was saying that you, uh, you're having a bad time.
00:27:57I didn't realize it was so bad.
00:28:00Well, I wasn't expecting to see anybody.
00:28:02Oh, my God, no.
00:28:03Don't apologize.
00:28:04I'm the one that just, like, suddenly appears in your kitchen at 3 in the morning.
00:28:08Now, you know what?
00:28:09My mom, she did the complete opposite when my dad cut off on her.
00:28:14She started wearing slutty clothes, got her hair dyed, her belly button pierced.
00:28:19I think you're doing the better thing.
00:28:22You know?
00:28:23Freak out right off the top.
00:28:25Get out of the way.
00:28:27Tell you about when my mom did hit bottom.
00:28:31You were looking like a supermodel compared to her.
00:28:35Mm-hmm.
00:28:36Damn.
00:28:37You know, just stay in bed until the pain checks out.
00:28:41It won't be long, though.
00:28:43I can tell you're, you're on the upswing.
00:28:48Hey, you forgot to take his rabbit's foot.
00:28:56Yeah, I know, it's silly.
00:28:58It's just a goddamn keychain.
00:29:00But I think you would have wanted it.
00:29:16What's up with you and this bed check?
00:29:18How'd you hear about that?
00:29:20Small town, people talk.
00:29:22Yeah, no shit.
00:29:25Is she hot?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:30She's nice.
00:29:31Nice.
00:29:32She's nice.
00:29:33Oh, my God, this is serious.
00:29:34You're really into this background.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:36Hey.
00:29:37Where can I get you?
00:29:38Uh, I'll have draft.
00:29:43There you go.
00:29:44Thanks.
00:29:48Holy shit.
00:29:50You sure have grown up, haven't you?
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53Hmm.
00:29:54I guess.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56I, uh, I remember when you were just the pervy little freshman in gym class
00:29:59trying to look up my shorts.
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02Well, I'm sorry about that.
00:30:07I hope she didn't mind.
00:30:10Oh.
00:30:13I'm Janine, in case you forgot.
00:30:18I'll see you around, Henry.
00:30:19Oh, my God.
00:30:29Dude.
00:30:30Go get her.
00:30:31Nope.
00:30:32Oh, really?
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:34This is serious.
00:30:35You really like this bad girl.
00:30:36Oh, come on.
00:30:37Ah.
00:30:38Slow down.
00:30:39No, it's great.
00:30:40Easy, old timer.
00:30:41Ha, ha, ha.
00:30:42Ha, ha, ha.
00:30:43Uh.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:58I slept out here.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:05Yeah, I was waiting for Bet.
00:31:06But she never came.
00:31:10I think that you should tell me if she's going to be spending a lot of time here.
00:31:15And then if she is, I think we should work out some kind of schedule.
00:31:20Why do we need a schedule?
00:31:22She's just very disruptive.
00:31:26What the fuck is there to disrupt?
00:31:28This place was like a tomb until you came home.
00:31:38My God.
00:31:39My mother is driving me crazy.
00:31:46There's luggage.
00:31:47Why does she have luggage?
00:31:48I cannot deal with her.
00:31:51What happened?
00:31:53Can I just stay here?
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:55Hmm?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59Of course you can.
00:32:05Hey.
00:32:06No?
00:32:07Mom!
00:32:09Hi!
00:32:10Mom!
00:32:13Mom!
00:32:14Ah!
00:32:15Ah!
00:32:17Everyone, you're the same, it's already getting along.
00:32:19It's been onorganizing.
00:32:20Look at this glass almostchlagen.
00:32:22Ah!
00:32:25Not delayed to a peine.
00:32:26Someone forgot to go, kids.
00:32:27Son of a voice with a Embrace.
00:32:28Who are on your board?
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:30I know.
00:32:31How the heck is wrong, y'all don't taste good.
00:32:34Ah!
00:32:35Ah!
00:32:36Ooh!
00:32:37Ah!
00:32:38Ah!
00:32:39Ah!
00:32:40Got you the butt!
00:32:41Got you the butt!
00:32:42Got you the butt!
00:32:43Yeah, it's good.
00:32:44Got you the butt!
00:32:45Got you the butt!
00:33:02Rise and shine!
00:33:05Or maybe just, you know, sit up and twinkle.
00:33:08No need to overexert.
00:33:10Ta-da!
00:33:12I...I don't watch TV.
00:33:14Oh, it is never too late to start.
00:33:16I would recommend you start with, you know, like a few talk shows,
00:33:20then work your way up to a good, healthy soap addiction.
00:33:25Steamed kale?
00:33:26Really?
00:33:27This is not depression food.
00:33:29Matthew really needs to get with the program.
00:33:31So we are in DEFCON 3, people!
00:33:33We spring our snack food, our trash makes.
00:33:35I'm gonna get some Cheetos.
00:33:37So you know what?
00:33:38Today's goal is to be bloated and brain dead.
00:33:40Bye at noon.
00:33:42I'm serious.
00:33:43I want you like five pounds overweight by the time I get home from work.
00:33:45Hm?
00:33:51You know I live here now, right?
00:33:53Right?
00:33:56Okay.
00:34:07Oh.
00:34:09What was your mom like?
00:34:11Like, before?
00:34:13She made me feel safe.
00:34:16She came to all my games.
00:34:19She cut my hair.
00:34:21Made brownies.
00:34:23Gave me advice.
00:34:25Girl advice?
00:34:29Ew!
00:34:30Um, what girls?
00:34:32You're the only girl I know.
00:34:33You're the best girl you know.
00:34:35I just, I wish that you knew my mom back when she was normal.
00:34:46Your mom is plenty normal.
00:34:48Okay?
00:34:49Being sad doesn't mean you're crazy.
00:34:50Being crazy means you're crazy.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54Yeah, what's the difference?
00:34:56Hm.
00:34:57Trust me.
00:34:58Once you seem crazy, you never forget what it looks like.
00:35:03Ever.
00:35:08Henry!
00:35:09Time for work!
00:35:10Your yard looks like shit, amigo.
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:24Well, talk to my dad.
00:35:27Used to mow it.
00:35:28Not gonna pick up his fucking slack.
00:35:40I'll get away just for a while.
00:36:05Henry?
00:36:06Henry?
00:36:07How are you?
00:36:08Oh, I'm fine.
00:36:09Is your, uh, is your mother still away?
00:36:24Uh, she's home.
00:36:26Ah.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28Well, if you need anything, let me know.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32Uh, you should probably, uh, take that joint out of your pocket before it burns your dick off.
00:36:53Apparently, every week on this show, someone inexplicably comes down with hyperthermia.
00:37:01And has to get naked with their sworn enemy, which they just happen to have amazing sexual chemistry with, in order to stay alive.
00:37:10You are not gonna die.
00:37:11You're going to live!
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:14I find that rather convenient.
00:37:18So, um, it's my birthday.
00:37:27It is?
00:37:28Hmm?
00:37:29I'm sorry, Maddie.
00:37:42I forgot.
00:37:43No, it's just, I was thinking about those birthday hats that you always used to make me, and I was thinking about how I never appreciated them much, and thought maybe I could have been a nicer kid.
00:38:02No.
00:38:03I should have been a better mother.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No.
00:38:11No.
00:38:12No.
00:38:13No.
00:38:14No.
00:38:15No.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17No.
00:38:18No.
00:38:19No.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21No.
00:38:22No.
00:38:23No.
00:38:24Hey.
00:38:25Hey.
00:38:29Hey.
00:38:30Oh, my God.
00:38:47hey oh my god your dad was a kind of a hippie when he was young yeah yeah i guess
00:38:57that photo of him upstairs he's all normal and dad like i don't know why people do that
00:39:05do what change is that his art studio at back
00:39:12yeah yeah it was his art studio let's go check it out
00:39:18how come because i could think of about a thousand better things to do oh yeah like what
00:39:26oh we can have nooner i gotta get all i can well you could still stay in me
00:39:31i saw some old pictures of you downstairs
00:39:48you are hiding quite the rack underneath that shirt you might want to think about letting the
00:39:55ladies see the sun again someday even the bible says not to hide your lad under a bushel let him out
00:40:01it's matthew's birthday today really and i forgot he had to tell me oh hey don't don't worry i you
00:40:15know i will bake a cake and light some candles and sing out a tune all that good stuff how old is he
00:40:21he's 25. wow he does not seem 25. i know i'm on it i got it
00:40:34i got it
00:40:42she's insane
00:40:43happy birthday
00:40:54henry's bringing pizza home told him to get veggie for you so make sure you come down for dinner
00:40:58yes i will do that oh hey um got a girl for you you can thank me later she's a vegan but not opposed
00:41:06to candles made with animal fat and she really really wants to meet you
00:41:12um iris henry two vegetarians and the meat lovers deluxe henry
00:41:27we met uh i know where we met afraid i didn't make a good impression
00:41:34i'm sorry about everything henry
00:41:42you're right you're right you didn't do anything wrong you're perfect can we talk about this please
00:42:09you lied to me
00:42:13yes i'm sorry what can i do to fix it
00:42:22yes i'm sorry
00:42:35hey uh
00:42:40where are you going
00:42:44hey come here
00:42:52wow that's a really good artist yeah yeah he is
00:43:09what's wrong
00:43:13i saw my dad today with marion
00:43:15i used to love to come in here as a kid and watch him paint
00:43:32it's okay to remember the things that you liked about him
00:43:49i don't want to remember
00:43:58it's hot
00:44:24your birthday cake. It's gluten-free with non-dairy frosting. Happy birthday, happy
00:44:33happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Matt. Fine, I'll blow out your candles. Don't
00:44:46worry, I need your really good wish. Got some pizza. Did Matthew like his cake? Okay, seriously,
00:45:16he has got some issues and I know it's not like you don't know. I just don't understand
00:45:21how he can be getting his PhD and not be able to have a conversation without shitting himself.
00:45:27Shouldn't Harvard have fixed that by now? He's been like that since he was a little boy.
00:45:33Does your mother know that you're living here? Yeah, I just don't want to live with her. She's
00:45:39a little unstable. When I'm the pillar of sanity. Yeah, but you have your reasons. I mean, I
00:45:45she does too, but the guys that she's picked since my dad has left are so frickin' foul,
00:45:52it's... Where's your father? Um, last I heard, Tennessee. He doesn't exactly keep in touch.
00:46:07What is that? That's Henry. He's smashing stuff in the studio. Why? I think he's trying to figure
00:46:17some things out.
00:46:47Hey. Can I come in? Yeah.
00:47:16Yeah
00:47:20Got you some coffee
00:47:25Thanks
00:47:31Are you okay, I just need to clear my head
00:47:38Okay
00:47:40Well, I invited over a potential girlfriend from Matthew for dinner tonight
00:47:44So I'm probably going to need our help in the conversation department
00:47:55I'm just gonna stay out here for a while
00:48:14Oh
00:48:27Hey
00:48:29I was just pruning out the dead limbs stimulates growth I'm a professional
00:48:36Do you have a cigarette I can borrow yeah? Yeah, sure
00:48:48Take the whole pack
00:48:57Do you have a lighter yeah
00:48:59Good catch
00:49:13It's your first time
00:49:16Yeah
00:49:18Who are you anyway, I'm Jeff
00:49:27Thanks Jeff
00:49:29You're welcome
00:49:34Hey
00:49:35Hi
00:49:36Mm-hmm. Oh, I brought my famous green tea pudding. Awesome. Hey, why don't you just put in the kitchen right over there?
00:49:43I'll go grab Matthew. I really think you two guys are gonna hit it off. Oh, I hope so
00:49:55Did bet tell you about our vegan bargain points down at the store?
00:50:0110% of every vegan item goes to Guatemalan orphans who lost their village due to capitalist rape of their habitat
00:50:08Mm-hmm
00:50:10Did I tell you that Matthew is getting his PhD? Oh, wow. Yeah
00:50:16It's uh, it's chemistry right Matthew?
00:50:22Yes chemistry organic carbon and oxygen based compounds
00:50:27That is fantastic
00:50:30You could invent a new fuel and save us all from blood-soaked petroleum
00:50:33Uh, yeah, yes, yes
00:50:43Matthew, why don't you take Annie to the farmers market this weekend?
00:50:51No
00:50:53Come on
00:50:55It'll be so much fun. I'd love to go. You know, I heard that they're getting a new melon
00:51:03Excuse me
00:51:05Um, I'll be right. Just a second
00:51:08Matthew!
00:51:10Hey
00:51:11Hey, what's wrong?
00:51:12Why did you?
00:51:13I didn't want to meet her
00:51:15Well, I'm sorry, okay? I just wanted you to get out and have a good time with a nice girl
00:51:26I'm sorry. He's just a little nervous
00:51:28But I really think that he likes you
00:51:32You see?
00:51:33Oh, trust me
00:51:34Call you tomorrow?
00:51:35Okay
00:51:36Awesome
00:51:38Thanks for the pudding
00:51:39Yeah, sure
00:51:48Matthew, I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have a good time
00:51:51I really think a girl would make a big difference in your life
00:51:55You know, give you a little confidence
00:51:58I know, okay
00:51:59Why don't you make a list of all the qualities you're looking for in a girl
00:52:02And then I could go skirt around for the perfect one
00:52:07Or maybe you could just tell me to fuck off
00:52:11Yeah, that
00:52:21It's okay. It's just me
00:52:44It's just me
00:52:50I'm gonna sleep in here tonight so you can get used to being around a girl
00:52:55Just think of it as therapy
00:52:58Okay
00:53:03Goodnight
00:53:04Jesus, you look like shit
00:53:22Get up
00:53:24Gotta go
00:53:27What the hell is this? Did you make this thing?
00:53:30Yeah
00:53:35See inside of my head
00:53:37You probably shouldn't advertise that
00:53:45Hey
00:53:46Hey, listen
00:53:48I can cover for you for a couple of days
00:53:50Then I'm really gonna need you back, Henry
00:53:55Right?
00:54:00Seriously?
00:54:07I'm the first girl who's ever been in your room
00:54:10What about at school?
00:54:12I did have a lab partner over a few times freshman year
00:54:15Okay, you kiss her?
00:54:18Once
00:54:20Then what happened?
00:54:22Got the feeling I wasn't very good at it
00:54:24Mostly because she told me and then she dropped the class
00:54:27What?
00:54:29She's so rude
00:54:30Henry, Henry
00:54:32Hi
00:54:34How are you?
00:54:36Do we have any waffles?
00:54:38Yeah, I think there's a couple boxes in the freezer
00:54:51Is there anything else you want?
00:54:53That I can get for you?
00:54:58No, I'm good
00:55:00No, I'm good
00:55:04No, I'm good
00:55:28Where are you still going?
00:55:29What?
00:55:33How do you?
00:55:38Where are you still going?
00:55:40Yeah, I just did relief
00:55:40We're a step-by-step guide to begin.
00:55:47Married and divorced women are precluded from taking their vows.
00:55:54God damn it!
00:56:07Hey.
00:56:09Are we still together?
00:56:39May I come in?
00:56:46Annie asked about you today.
00:56:51Why are you...
00:56:53She wants to know if you like her.
00:56:55Yes.
00:56:56No, I don't know.
00:56:57What are you doing?
00:56:59Matthew?
00:57:01We're gonna have sex.
00:57:06I think once we get you past your first time, you're gonna be fine.
00:57:10I am...
00:57:11Why are you doing this?
00:57:13Because you mean me too.
00:57:15Whoa, whoa.
00:57:25Hi.
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:28Hi.
00:57:29Oh.
00:57:30Oh.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:33Oh.
00:57:35Oh.
00:57:39Oh.
00:58:40Do you think that you could go to the store and get me some more beer?
00:59:00We're out.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:03I mean, um, yes.
00:59:06Yes.
00:59:08Thanks.
00:59:30Hey.
00:59:41Need another pack?
00:59:46Here.
00:59:51Thanks.
00:59:52I like your robe.
00:59:58I'm sorry.
00:59:58Did you say something?
01:00:00Your robe.
01:00:01I like it.
01:00:04Some summer, huh?
01:00:06I suppose.
01:00:14Hey, you mind if I come up?
01:00:19It's just kind of hard to talk like this.
01:00:22Uh-huh.
01:00:27Okay.
01:00:29Yeah?
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:30I just came up to tell you that smoking's bad for you.
01:00:48Huh.
01:00:49It looks exactly like I thought it would.
01:00:57That's rare.
01:00:59When a place lives up to your imagination.
01:01:02I'm sorry.
01:01:03You must think I'm a little off.
01:01:06You must think I'm a little off.
01:01:08No.
01:01:09No, I've, I've, uh, never really been one to make judgments.
01:01:13People are usually too busy making them about me.
01:01:16People drive by this window and they slow down and look up like there's gonna be something
01:01:23to see.
01:01:24Yeah?
01:01:25Move the bastards.
01:01:27Actually, I was thinking about getting a recording of a woman screaming and blasting
01:01:32it out the window.
01:01:36Well, let me know.
01:01:37I could hook you up.
01:01:37I got a pretty decent sound system.
01:01:41Listen, we could, we could, like, rig up a dummy, give it a wig, and you could chuck it
01:01:47out the window when the cars go by.
01:01:50Well, uh, I guess I should get going.
01:02:04Thanks for the cigarettes.
01:02:05Yeah, any time.
01:02:06Just call me.
01:02:07Seriously, it's, it's 68 grass.
01:02:10It's easy.
01:02:12Ask the phone company for it, especially.
01:02:14Oh, because you do lawns.
01:02:17That too.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:20So, now that you've done it, how do you feel?
01:02:30Were you, like, new man today?
01:02:32I think we might have to do it again.
01:02:34Just to make sure that I got it right.
01:02:37Once is a lesson, twice is a relationship.
01:02:41And I'm still in love with Henry.
01:02:46You ready to go with Annie now?
01:02:47Did she even like me?
01:02:50Of course she did.
01:02:51She's all into that brainy stuff.
01:02:52When I said PhD, she got twitchy.
01:02:57I might not even finish my thesis.
01:03:01What's the holdup?
01:03:03If I finish, then I have to graduate.
01:03:06And get a job.
01:03:08Isn't that the point?
01:03:10In theory.
01:03:11You know, there's not a lot of people out there with a brain quite like yours.
01:03:16So, you know, I'm thinking that God or whatever, they wouldn't have given it to you unless they knew you were going to do something to kick ass with it.
01:03:24Right?
01:03:25Okay?
01:03:52Did you sleep then?
01:04:03I'm not going to lie to you, Henry.
01:04:22What are you doing?
01:04:26Guess I'm anything.
01:04:52You're leaving?
01:04:58Hey, I'm really sorry.
01:04:59I didn't mean to screw anything up.
01:05:01No, you didn't.
01:05:03You didn't screw anything up.
01:05:22You motherfucker!
01:05:27Fucking asshole!
01:05:31That's enough!
01:05:33Fucking asshole!
01:05:34Stop it!
01:05:35That's enough, Henry!
01:05:36Stop it!
01:05:37Henry!
01:05:38Get off!
01:05:39Oh, my God.
01:05:40Are you all right?
01:05:41Can you stand?
01:05:42Henry!
01:05:45Oh, God, you're bleeding.
01:05:46Go check out Henry.
01:05:52Henry's gone.
01:05:53Can you find him?
01:05:54Yeah.
01:05:55Yeah.
01:05:56Yeah, it's going to be okay.
01:05:57Henry?
01:05:58Yeah.
01:05:59Yeah, it's going to be okay.
01:06:00Henry?
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:03Yeah, it's going to be okay.
01:06:11Henry?
01:06:20Rough day?
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:25You want another one?
01:06:26I want a lot of things.
01:06:29Yeah.
01:06:30Glad you finally came to your senses.
01:06:32Henry.
01:06:33Oh.
01:06:34Buddy, your mom's worried about you.
01:06:36Let's get you home.
01:06:38What do you know about my mom?
01:06:40Buddy, you've had enough to drink.
01:06:42Get the fuck off!
01:06:43Hey, Henry!
01:06:44You need to get your shit together.
01:06:45Come on.
01:06:48Stay away from my mother.
01:06:52Take care of him.
01:06:53Yeah.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:55Henry.
01:06:56Henry.
01:06:57Hey.
01:06:58You all right?
01:06:59Henry?
01:07:00Henry.
01:07:01Hey.
01:07:02You all right?
01:07:03Henry?
01:07:04Henry.
01:07:05Hey.
01:07:06You all right?
01:07:07Not really.
01:07:08My girlfriend.
01:07:09No.
01:07:10She, um...
01:07:11No.
01:07:12She, um...
01:07:13She fucked my brother.
01:07:14No.
01:07:15No.
01:07:16No.
01:07:17No.
01:07:18No.
01:07:19No.
01:07:20No.
01:07:21No.
01:07:22No.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:26No.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30No.
01:07:31No.
01:07:32No.
01:07:33No.
01:07:34No.
01:07:35No.
01:07:36No.
01:07:37She, um...
01:07:39She fucked my brother.
01:07:42Oh.
01:07:43Slide over.
01:07:48Slide over.
01:08:00Honestly, I didn't know my brother had a dick until last night.
01:08:12I just want to get out of here, man.
01:08:14I'm sick of this town.
01:08:18Well, that might not be a bad idea.
01:08:20You got a place to go?
01:08:25I met this girl that lives out in Cornwall.
01:08:29Janine.
01:08:33She said that I could stay with her for a while.
01:08:36What should I do?
01:08:40You want to know if I think you should stay or go?
01:08:43Yeah.
01:08:45Oh, Henry.
01:08:49I think it's time that you lived your life.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:58Yeah, I really knew what that meant, huh?
01:09:01You will.
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:03The same kind of magic happens late at night, when the moon smiles down at me, and bathes
01:09:27I fell asleep beneath you, in the tall blades of grass, when I woke, the world was new, I never had gone
01:09:47It's a brand new day, the sun is shining, it's a brand new day
01:09:55For the first time, in such a long, long time, I know, I'll be okay
01:10:07Most kind of stories, save the best part for last, most stories have a hero who finds, you make your past, you pass, yeah you make your past, you pass
01:10:35Hey, how are you?
01:10:37It's a brand new day, the sun is shining, it's a brand new day, for the first time in such a long, long time, I know, I'll be okay
01:10:55You think we'll be like them one day?
01:11:01What, bold?
01:11:03You know what I mean, I like to think that, we could be them someday, bold, holding hands together
01:11:17Henry?
01:11:45Henry, what's the matter?
01:11:55Do you like frozen waffles?
01:12:01W-waffles?
01:12:03Yeah, do you like them?
01:12:07Yeah, they're okay, I guess
01:12:11Why?
01:12:13Henry, I'll tell mom that you're-
01:12:15No, no, no, don't tell her I'm here, okay?
01:12:17I came to talk to you
01:12:35Okay
01:12:43Let's-let's hold out
01:12:45Where have you been staying?
01:12:59I've been, uh, living in Cornwall, with this girl, Janine, because I couldn't live here
01:13:09I wish I could change everything
01:13:13I never meant to hurt you
01:13:17I don't even know how it happened
01:13:19It was just like everything my brain said
01:13:21Didn't make any difference to the rest of my body
01:13:25I'm sorry
01:13:27I'm really sorry
01:13:31I'm sorry I broke your nose
01:13:41Kinda like, did it actually make me look badass?
01:13:47Nice coat, badass
01:13:49Nice coat, badass
01:13:51That's not funny
01:13:55Did, um, did she ever come back?
01:14:01Did she ever come back?
01:14:13Come, come inside
01:14:31Why didn't you sleep in your bed?
01:14:51It didn't feel like mine anymore
01:15:01I hate to think of you so lost, Henry
01:15:13I didn't know what to do
01:15:15When Bette left?
01:15:19No, when you left
01:15:25I knew that he was seeing Marion
01:15:29I know
01:15:31How?
01:15:37Because that look on your face
01:15:39When you told me you were going to that poker tournament
01:15:43And I hated him for making you lie
01:15:47You promised that he would, he would stay if I kept quiet
01:15:51So I, I should have told you, I...
01:15:55No
01:15:57You should have had less selfish parents
01:15:59If I had made him leave sooner, you wouldn't have had to lie
01:16:03You made him leave?
01:16:05Kicking him out might have been the only decent thing I ever did as a mother
01:16:13That's not true
01:16:15Trust me, I could have done better
01:16:19So
01:16:29Tell me what I can do to make it up to you
01:16:31Tell me what I should do for the rest of my life
01:16:35Oh
01:16:37Can I get back to you on that one?
01:16:41Can I get back to you on that one?
01:16:43Please
01:16:45To be selector
01:16:51What?
01:16:53Can I get closer?
01:16:55Can I get closer?
01:16:57Give a listen
01:17:00To your friend
01:17:04You done
01:17:06You done
01:17:07You, I told him
01:17:08You did
01:17:09You, I had toctoral
01:17:10There is no longer
01:17:11Why did it take you so long?
01:17:30Hey, Henry.
01:17:31Hey.
01:17:32You're selling it?
01:17:34Yeah.
01:17:35I hate to, but I haven't done anything.
01:17:38It's just time to clean house, you know?
01:17:40I remember when you and your brother were little,
01:17:42we used to come and sit in the driveway behind the wheel
01:17:44and pretend driving.
01:17:46How much?
01:17:48Is this the car that you peed in?
01:17:50Yeah.
01:17:52Let's go.
01:17:54Let's go.
01:17:56Let's go.
01:17:58Let's go.
01:18:08Nice wheels.
01:18:15Yeah.
01:18:22All right, before you guys get all weird,
01:18:24just do the math.
01:18:26Five months.
01:18:28Looks like you're the lucky winner, Henry.
01:18:32I guess all those health class lectures about how pot
01:18:34makes you sterile.
01:18:35We're a load of crap.
01:18:48Yay.
01:18:57What are you doing?
01:18:59You know, a little bit of a warning.
01:19:01That would have been nice.
01:19:03Here's a warning.
01:19:05Use a condom.
01:19:15I'm just gonna mess that kid up.
01:19:20You know that.
01:19:23Here's what I think.
01:19:24You're going to make a wonderful father.
01:19:29Why?
01:19:30Because I had such a great example.
01:19:34You asked me
01:19:36what you should do with the rest of your life.
01:19:39And the answer is waiting for you downstairs.
01:19:54Henry, you've got to tell me if you want me here.
01:20:12I mean, just take out the baby part.
01:20:15Are you at all happy to see me?
01:20:19I am.
01:20:20Really?
01:20:24I wanted you back ever since you left.
01:20:31I mean, underneath all the...
01:20:34All the being...
01:20:35Being pissed off and everything.
01:20:39I missed you.
01:20:41A lot.
01:20:43And I want you back.
01:20:45I just...
01:20:46Didn't expect me to show up with your baby, Emmy?
01:20:47Yeah.
01:20:48Yeah.
01:20:50Whoops.
01:20:51Yeah.
01:20:52I wish it didn't make me want to shit myself.
01:20:53I...
01:20:55You know what I figured?
01:20:56We've got a pretty good blueprint of what not to do to a kid.
01:21:06I think that's gonna work to the baby's advantage.
01:21:07I think that's gonna work to the baby's advantage.
01:21:08I don't know.
01:21:09I don't know.
01:21:10I don't know.
01:21:11I don't know.
01:21:12I don't know.
01:21:14I don't know.
01:21:16I'm a fool on me.
01:21:18Just.
01:21:20You know, promise me that we're not gonna mess this kid up.
01:21:21Just promise me that we're not going to mess this kid up.
01:21:39I promise.
01:21:43So now what?
01:21:49I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:18I got that one.
01:22:20Yeah.
01:22:24Give me some space.
01:22:26I just need a minute.
01:22:28I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:38I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:40I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:42I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:46I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:48I'm going to have a baby.
01:22:52I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:02I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:04I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:06I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:08I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:14I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:16I'm going to have a baby.
01:23:18Henry?
01:23:20Hey.
01:23:22How are you?
01:23:24I'm good.
01:23:28You look good.
01:23:36Where's your mother?
01:23:48What goes there?
01:23:52What are you doing here?
01:24:00Marion left me.
01:24:18You're gonna be okay.
01:24:26What's that?
01:24:36What should I do?
01:24:38What should I do?
01:24:40Let's do something!
01:24:42It's time to go to the hospital.
01:24:44Thank you!
01:24:46Matthew, don't get scared.
01:24:48Henry, stay tall.
01:24:50I'm gonna be able to do this!
01:24:54Oh my god, I'm so scared!
01:24:56Don't be scared.
01:24:58Are we gonna make her home?
01:25:00Women have babies every day.
01:25:02Oh my god!
01:25:04Wait, let me go first.
01:25:06Okay.
01:25:08Whoo!
01:25:10We're having babies!
01:25:12What's happening?
01:25:14What's happening?
01:25:16Let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:25:18Let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:25:20Let's go, let's go!
01:25:22I'm so scared!
01:25:26F-F-Face some puzzle pieces!
01:25:28No!
01:25:30No!
01:25:31No!
01:25:32No!
01:25:34Puzzle pieces
01:25:36Puzzle pieces
01:25:38That don't get together
01:25:40Puzzle
01:25:42Puzzle
01:25:44It's your passion
01:25:49It's yours
01:26:14It's yours
01:26:44It's yours
01:27:14It's yours
01:27:16It's yours
01:27:22It's yours
01:27:26It's yours
01:27:30It's yours
01:27:32It's yours
01:27:40It's yours
01:27:42It's yours
01:27:50It's yours
01:27:52It's yours
01:28:00It's yours
01:28:02It's yours
01:28:04It's yours
01:28:12It's yours
01:28:14It's yours
01:28:16It's yours
01:28:18It's yours
01:28:20It's yours
01:28:22It's yours
01:28:24It's yours
01:28:28It's yours
01:28:30It's yours
01:28:36It's yours
01:28:38It's yours
01:28:40It's yours
01:28:48It's yours
01:28:50It's yours
01:28:52And I forget that you're young, and I leave you, and I know that you're so young, and I miss you, and I know that you're so young.
01:29:12Can I fall away now? Can I fall away now?
01:29:22Can I fall away now? Can I fall away now?
01:29:38And I forget that you're young, and I know that you're young, and I know that you're so young.
01:29:52You're young, and I know that you're so young.
01:29:57And I forget that you're young.
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