- 2 days ago
Alan and Wendy Barnet are stuck in a marital rut and decide to answer an ad they find in a Swinging magazine. The couple meets with Jack and Louise Bauer at the Zebra Lounge. The Bauers are a pair of experienced swingers who help the Barnets fulfill their fantasies.
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00:15:29Just a few times
00:15:59What are you're writing
00:16:29called the zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight o'clock no strings attached okay
00:16:35okay bye
00:16:45i've been down in such a dark place
00:16:49i've been a phony and a fool just to please everybody who
00:16:55i said that they loved me and i snagged out the food that i was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01i've been locked up in this attic
00:17:08and i tried so hard to get the fickle sun to shine yes i've tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:17into it baby
00:17:22ellen wendy hi i'm jack this is my wife louise the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:29hello oh hi make yourself comfortable and jack over some drinks
00:17:36tina louise and i'll have the usual and for you a white label please let me guess on the rocks yes
00:17:47uh the same thank you i'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:55we haven't decided um anything yet you know your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several
00:18:02months i guess well i guess louise and i are getting a little more discriminating i suppose
00:18:09we should be flattered i don't know i figured i'd put that out there might be a bit more comforting
00:18:16it's lucky you found us first we are your first right oh yes most definitely you know what i've
00:18:25learned from louise you just relax and let yourself go you can really have a lot of fun
00:18:35it's just that we've never done anything like this before nothing's going to happen that you don't want
00:18:40too oh thank you you're welcome okay okay a toast
00:18:53will you excuse us a minute
00:19:23Are we crazy?
00:19:28I think they're pretty normal, considering.
00:19:31Do you like him?
00:19:33I don't know. I mean, he's charming.
00:19:35He's kind of intriguing.
00:19:39Excuse me.
00:19:41How do you feel about her?
00:19:43She's nice, attractive, very sexy.
00:19:47Yeah, she's very sexy.
00:19:49I like his eyes.
00:19:53Well, it was nice meeting you two.
00:19:55We're going to pass.
00:19:56Oh, I'm so disappointed.
00:19:59No, that's okay, if that's your choice.
00:20:02But we were having such a nice talk, would you just...
00:20:04Please, come finish your drinks.
00:20:07Sure.
00:20:11You know, baby, I wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem.
00:20:18You're not having affairs yet, are you?
00:20:19No, no, not quite.
00:20:23No, it's problems like that in a marriage that are difficult to solve.
00:20:26Have you guys read any self-help books or done any counseling?
00:20:30We haven't had much luck with them.
00:20:33Look, we really appreciate your concern, but, well, we're just not ready for this.
00:20:38You know, Alan, sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready.
00:20:50I know for Louise and I, well, it felt like we were running out of time.
00:20:54You know, um, if we were to do this, how's it going to work?
00:21:12How would it work?
00:21:14Hypothetically.
00:21:14Of course.
00:21:15Our house is out of the question, with the kids and all.
00:21:17Ours, too.
00:21:18We have painters coming in.
00:21:19Why don't you guys leave it up to us?
00:21:24Hypothetically.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:36Uh, how does this sound?
00:21:39Whatever we do, we do it together.
00:21:41When one of us wants to stop, we both stop.
00:21:44No questions asked.
00:21:45And we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids.
00:21:49Couldn't have put it better myself.
00:21:51You want me to sign it?
00:21:53No, your word's good enough for me.
00:21:55Look, if this doesn't feel right, we'll just cut it short and come home.
00:22:15Right.
00:22:16Right.
00:22:25Do you think we're dressed right?
00:22:29I don't know.
00:22:30Never dressed for an orangey before.
00:22:33Wow, Mom, you look beautiful.
00:22:37You too, Daddy.
00:22:38And thanks.
00:22:39Works for them.
00:22:40Okay, listen, you guys, I want you to do everything Nancy asks you to do, okay?
00:22:43I promise there'll be something in it for you.
00:22:45Love you.
00:22:46See ya.
00:22:47Wow.
00:22:48That's the biggest car I've ever seen.
00:22:52Hi.
00:22:52Who are those people?
00:22:55They're some friends.
00:22:57Come on, honey, we'd better hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood.
00:22:59See ya.
00:23:01Bye, Mommy.
00:23:01Bye, Daddy.
00:23:02Bye.
00:23:05Wow.
00:23:05Glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what Louise is doing to me right now.
00:23:13Kidding.
00:23:14I didn't think you'd go to such an expense.
00:23:16No trouble at all.
00:23:18A friend of mine owns the car.
00:23:20So, how's the painting going?
00:23:25What's that?
00:23:27You said you're getting your house painted?
00:23:29Oh, no, we just say that.
00:23:31Jack and I like to keep our home private.
00:23:33Oh, no, we should be tired of that.
00:23:36Well, you guys aren't in a hurry to get home, are you?
00:23:39Our sitter can stay the night.
00:23:41If we ask her to.
00:23:42Right.
00:23:43Good.
00:23:44Perfect.
00:23:46So, Al, is it all right if I call you Al?
00:23:49Excuse me.
00:23:50Forget it.
00:23:51Um, would you like to trade seats with me?
00:23:55Because, although Louise and I don't look like it, we're sitting over here feeling a
00:24:02little bit like a Senate subcommittee.
00:24:05Know what I mean?
00:24:07Is that all right?
00:24:08Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:13So, how do we look?
00:24:15Fabulous.
00:24:15I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car.
00:24:20You look like you had a tough day at the office.
00:24:24Actually, I did.
00:24:26Alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition.
00:24:30Ah, yes.
00:24:31Neil Bradley.
00:24:32Little prick.
00:24:33A little tense?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:50You don't like champagne?
00:24:52Uh, no.
00:24:53It's the bubbles.
00:24:55Honey?
00:24:56Yes?
00:24:57Can we get Wendy some white label?
00:24:59Sure.
00:25:00Here.
00:25:00Let me.
00:25:01Here.
00:25:02Here.
00:25:03Dilemma.
00:25:04Here.
00:25:05Here.
00:25:06I'll take this.
00:25:07There we are.
00:25:10A toast.
00:25:12Let's have some fun.
00:25:13Have fun.
00:25:14Have fun.
00:25:14Let's have fun.
00:25:35Juniper.
00:25:39No.
00:25:40Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:10Don't worry, she's in good hands.
00:26:40Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:50Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:00Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:16Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:22Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:32Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:38Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:56Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:12Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:18Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:34Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:38Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:42Hey, what did you get him?
00:28:49Hey, no, no, no, it's already been.
00:28:51It's half a wrap.
00:28:52I can't move.
00:28:53Great.
00:28:54Hi, you have reached the bar next.
00:28:58Please leave a message after the beep.
00:29:01Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:03Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:09I didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:11I never got around to it.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time
00:29:23and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:27They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:35Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39I'm good.
00:29:40Good.
00:29:41Yes.
00:29:44What?
00:29:45They were incredible though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49That's our way.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:54Three, four, two, three.
00:29:57Go and get you.
00:29:59Yeah, everyone.
00:30:02Hey!
00:30:03Happy birthday, baby.
00:30:04Happy birthday, baby.
00:30:05Hey, baby.
00:30:06Hey, everybody.
00:30:07Hey.
00:30:08Hey, baby.
00:30:09Hey, baby.
00:30:10Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:20The ice cream's melting.
00:30:22How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:25Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:27Hello.
00:30:28Hey, everybody.
00:30:29Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:36Jack, Louise.
00:30:38Everybody, this is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Friends, and this is Wendy's mom.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:47Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Candidate.
00:30:48Nice to meet you.
00:30:49And this must be the birthday boy.
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:31:00Happy birthday, Daniel.
00:31:02From Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05Wendy, you have fun with us.
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:08Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:11So is anybody going to give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15Can you give us a smaller piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19I'm going to need pork.
00:31:20Maybe a napkin.
00:31:23Yeah.
00:31:24Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her, Ellen.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, pal.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34I'm Bill Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:38You know, Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary, I never would have known about this party.
00:31:42Huh?
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:51Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Why don't you find him attractive?
00:31:55Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:32:00Rachel, Rachel.
00:32:02Ken?
00:32:03Get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Huh?
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:15I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do?
00:32:24Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my unbirthday present.
00:32:33A bracelet?
00:32:36It's nice, honey.
00:32:39It's really nice.
00:32:46Yeah, I know.
00:32:49I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:52Yeah.
00:32:54Congratulations.
00:32:57What for?
00:32:58We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:33:00No kidding?
00:33:01All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:05Apparently so.
00:33:06His office called.
00:33:07He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:08We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan, this is our big chance.
00:33:18When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's going to be a little hard.
00:33:22I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:28Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:29Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:40That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend, sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:45I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Adam Fruijer.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Hey, Jack.
00:33:49Oh, yeah.
00:33:49I think our fourth's running a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:52Paul McGrew.
00:33:53It's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Um, yes, but...
00:33:55Jack, buddy.
00:33:56I gotta love this guy.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:58Hey, Paul.
00:33:58How are you?
00:33:59Good to see you.
00:33:59Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:00Adam Fruijer.
00:34:01Hi, Adam.
00:34:01Alan Barnett.
00:34:02Oh, and finally.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Jack here tells me you're going to make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:06We're sure going to try.
00:34:07Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me, we're going to be in business.
00:34:11Let's get to it.
00:34:12So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain.
00:34:20Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:24Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:29Now, don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:30It's your next time, Bauer.
00:34:40Anytime, Paul.
00:34:42Thanks.
00:34:42Good game.
00:34:43Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:44See you at the office.
00:34:46And I enjoyed it.
00:34:47I gotta do that, Laura.
00:34:49He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:52How did you do this?
00:34:53It was easy.
00:34:54Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:59Just like that?
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:01It's all in the technique.
00:35:03FPQS.
00:35:06What?
00:35:08Friendly, persistent, questioning, stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:24Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on, let's plug.
00:35:37Let's plug.
00:35:48Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:52Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:53A commission?
00:35:57A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:01Which is...
00:36:04Us.
00:36:08Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:14But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20Could be a big bonus.
00:36:21It just seems rude not to...
00:36:26That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:35Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:40Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:44Do you want her again, don't you?
00:36:54I still have a great ass, you know.
00:36:58You have a great ass, too.
00:36:59I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:10Hello, Barnett.
00:37:23We missed you.
00:37:26We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:37You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:49You won't be needing one.
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:53I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:20I'm up for it.
00:38:21Pretty cold.
00:38:30Looks nice.
00:38:37You've never done this?
00:38:39No.
00:38:40No.
00:39:10To good friends, to good business.
00:39:40Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:39:46To good friends, to good friends.
00:40:16Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37You know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Fraser must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit.
00:40:51Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:58You take care, now.
00:41:04You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:15Louise really misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18You have to be busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight?
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:23So...
00:41:23Brooke's recital tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:28If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want?
00:41:44Great.
00:41:46See how easy that was?
00:41:48Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:51I promise.
00:41:53See you soon.
00:42:00Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and, uh, get back to you.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:16The fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality,
00:42:20service, or price.
00:42:23So, what do you say?
00:42:34Whoo, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal, right?
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:48I closed it, you piece of shit!
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:52Uh, we'll bring it up in your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:01See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:01You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17Oh, pal.
00:43:17Uh, um...
00:43:29Uh, uh...
00:43:31Uh, uh, uh...
00:43:33Uh.
00:43:36Uh, uh.
00:43:38Uh...
00:43:38No way.
00:44:03Louise, I can't do this.
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:08The bedroom, and daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma, mom's in a bad mood.
00:44:28Like, what else is new?
00:44:32Hey, Margaret.
00:44:37Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:44Okay, don't worry about it.
00:44:46I'll call you.
00:44:50We're not the right kind of people, Ellen.
00:44:53Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past.
00:44:58It's behind us.
00:44:59It's done.
00:45:00Everything is okay, really.
00:45:04It's gonna be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it.
00:45:13Getting in the car.
00:45:14It's nothing.
00:45:16Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:19I promise.
00:45:26I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:33Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:35You know, there must be that soap.
00:45:40I mean, you're right.
00:45:42You're right.
00:45:43You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:48What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just something normal.
00:46:03Answer the phone.
00:46:09Hello.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil, who was in the lobby,
00:46:20and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:41After you left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:44I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:51Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:57Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 10.44.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:03Some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby to attend 20.
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument.
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:13I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:16Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this,
00:47:18he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:23As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:32Sure.
00:47:34I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:37Oh, uh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it on the car door.
00:47:43I'm a real klutz, sometimes.
00:47:54I'm still hungry.
00:47:56I know.
00:47:56Let's make some cookies.
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time.
00:48:00Chocolate chip!
00:48:00Peanut butter!
00:48:01I like peanut butter!
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:06Whatever.
00:48:12Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Yay!
00:48:15Right on, Bella!
00:48:16Right here!
00:48:17Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home, but she told me to give me a big hug.
00:48:20Now, you guys run in there and see.
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:25Oh, my!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:40Wow!
00:48:44They're almost life-sized!
00:48:46This is awesome!
00:48:49He asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:59Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:03Just go.
00:49:04Well, I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:16I'm coming to get right to the point.
00:49:19I can't accept the TV.
00:49:21You have to take it back.
00:49:23And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:29Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand.
00:49:34I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:39It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:44Well, that's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:48Well, it's not going to work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV.
00:49:55Listen.
00:49:57Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:09You guys got to realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:14You got to find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime,
00:50:18get your TV,
00:50:20take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we could all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:31You see,
00:50:32underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things
00:50:36that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house,
00:50:39family,
00:50:40friends.
00:50:41You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack,
00:50:43I'm sorry,
00:50:44but this,
00:50:45this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward
00:50:54to spending some more time with you
00:50:55since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:59Yeah, I, uh,
00:51:00I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:04Neil.
00:51:04Neil.
00:51:13I think it's time you
00:51:15to go.
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:21You're probably right.
00:51:29You bastard!
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:37You won't believe this.
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:43Ricky, I see what we got.
00:52:05Come on, guys.
00:52:06Let's go outside.
00:52:13You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:41What do you think?
00:52:43I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:52:50Adam, I've been thinking about this vice-presidency, and it...
00:52:58Well, it doesn't feel right.
00:53:08Alan, just relax. You've earned it.
00:53:24Now, we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened to him wasn't your fault.
00:53:27Every dog has his day. This is yours.
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good, Adam. Nice to see you.
00:53:33Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:35What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this.
00:53:38Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system.
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots.
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees.
00:53:49That's right. I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:54Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:53:57I got work to do.
00:54:05Alan.
00:54:12You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor.
00:54:17Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her.
00:54:25Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:31Fuck.
00:54:31Bernard.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called.
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:46Come on, Daniel.
00:54:48Come on, hustle it. Hustle it.
00:54:51Consistence.
00:54:52Consistence.
00:54:55This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed.
00:55:06People have fights in bars.
00:55:09The guy was Louise's first husband.
00:55:12I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later.
00:55:17So?
00:55:17There were no witnesses.
00:55:28That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar by yourself.
00:55:31Well, too bad.
00:55:32The point is, I think we have to tell the police.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were
00:55:40because if we tell the police, everything's going to come out.
00:55:43All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible.
00:55:47Did you see me?
00:55:55Did you see what I did?
00:55:57I'm sorry, champ.
00:55:58What happened?
00:55:59I just scored the winning goal.
00:56:01Oh, God.
00:56:02Excuse me.
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:34Hello?
00:56:54Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:59Hi, neighbors.
00:57:01No, you're not.
00:57:02I love the suburbs.
00:57:04Look who's here!
00:57:04great oh hi so what do you think okay you've made your point this isn't gonna change anything
00:57:16because we're not like you and we never will be what has happened to you two i mean didn't we
00:57:24make your lives more exciting isn't that what you wanted i mean all we wanted to do is be close to
00:57:28you just stay away from us you better straighten her out alan everything's fine over here
00:57:36this doesn't need to be complicated
00:57:40i spoke to a couple of agents today the real estate market's still in the dumper
00:57:55our house is upside down what's that supposed to mean it means that we
00:58:01it means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth you still want to sell of course
00:58:12what do you think i don't understand why you want to sell this house it's an awful thing to do to the
00:58:20kids make them change schools leave their friends there are other factors involved mother
00:58:26is there something wrong between you and alan no i mean no why would you ask such a thing
00:58:33well
00:58:34it's just that brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father could she and daniel
00:58:55come and live with me now why would she say a thing like that i don't know mother she's a kid
00:59:00they say strange things
00:59:01well was that the fellow that came to daniel's birthday party
00:59:08yeah a strange couple yes i didn't know they were your neighbors
00:59:18do we have dessert in front of the tv too bad we can't watch it on our big screen
00:59:24you have a big screen tv we used to have one
00:59:28but mom broke it oh too bad huh who wants ice cream with their pie me i want to hear more about
00:59:35this television it was a present from uncle jack and aunt louise hello mom smashed it on purpose
00:59:41yeah just a second it's for you dad it's a detective oh boy let's have our pie in the other room
00:59:49hello uh no look i've already told you everything i know no i'm with my family
00:59:57no monday i can i've got meetings all day tuesday
01:00:0310 a.m sure okay
01:00:27hi how was your day i couldn't get anything done i can't stop thinking about this meeting
01:00:42with that cop tomorrow well you're just gonna tell him the same thing you told him before right
01:00:47where you were that night and what you did how complicated could that be
01:00:50daddy hey champ how was your day okay where's your sister she's still at scouts
01:01:01no she isn't she went next door
01:01:06to the newmans no to uncle jack and aunt louise's
01:01:12truck where are you we're playing dress up how do i look how dare you do this to my child just
01:01:21pretend mom wendy come on go straight home we're calling the police talk to you when you get there
01:01:26what are you talking about she came here on her own she's 11 years old you sick fuck you better not
01:01:31touch her take it easy alan it was an innocent little game as if you're innocent of anything
01:01:36people like you being innocent means you just didn't get caught
01:01:38you mean people like us and we know about your first husband's accident too
01:01:42what about neil
01:01:43oh well i like this game
01:01:49go ahead call the cops
01:01:53but you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about you too
01:01:59like your mother wendy or adam fraser and the boys at work alan
01:02:04or how about the parents of all those little kitties that come through wendy's museum
01:02:10and you know who'd really like to see that tape
01:02:13child protective services
01:02:16absolutely they'd have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction
01:02:21you two are repulsive
01:02:25you didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices
01:02:29what
01:02:30that's right wendy you see your husband here
01:02:33he fucked me
01:02:36and he fucked me in an elevator
01:02:39and he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you
01:02:44we understand each other
01:02:49look it was stupid and spur of the moment i didn't think
01:03:01in the elevator for christ's sake
01:03:03look wendy i'm sorry
01:03:04i'll do whatever you want
01:03:06you broke the rules
01:03:07there are no rules in something like this
01:03:09it was a big mistake
01:03:10a mistake that never would have occurred to me
01:03:12i was raised catholic for christ's sake
01:03:14you were in this every step of the way and you know it
01:03:17not every step
01:03:18and now they have their hooks in our kids
01:03:19i'm calling the police
01:03:20i'm not gonna call it
01:03:21stop it
01:03:22i don't know how i'm gonna tell my mother
01:03:34i might be able to get a job in cleveland
01:03:41of course i won't have a reference
01:03:43you make your plans just don't include me in the kids
01:03:46you make your plans just don't include me in the kids
01:04:16did you hear that
01:04:24shit
01:04:25yeah
01:04:46what do you think you're gonna swing your money
01:04:50you're supposed to do
01:04:51master is the app
01:04:53in the kids
01:04:54you might be able to go to ross
01:04:54where it's the kids
01:04:54what do you think you need it
01:04:56what do you mean it was you will just click the
01:05:11all of the sound of the kids
01:05:12Hey, buddy.
01:05:22Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:24I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:28Took my lug wrench?
01:05:34With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:37Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:42See you, Alan.
01:05:47By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:27Here it is in a nutshell.
01:06:38You guys win.
01:06:40Well, we decided to give it a try.
01:06:42No, everything went fine with the cops.
01:06:44I stayed calm and said all the right things.
01:06:48It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning.
01:06:51It concentrates the mind wonderfully.
01:06:57We figured it was time to call a truce.
01:07:01All of us. The four of us.
01:07:05Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:09Yeah, us too.
01:07:12We have a great place. It's very secluded.
01:07:17A client of mine owns it. He's going to be away.
01:07:21Right.
01:07:23Well, you talk to Louise, and we can set a date.
01:07:27Great. Talk to you soon.
01:07:39Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:50You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:03I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:06Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:08I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:12Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:18It's not your fault.
01:08:20I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:22Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own.
01:08:29And you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time.
01:08:36Try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:39But it is not possible.
01:08:44We make mistakes.
01:08:48But I promise you
01:08:49that things are going to change.
01:08:52I'm going to do better, okay?
01:08:53I love you.
01:09:03You're a pretty girl.
01:09:04Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:14Maybe.
01:09:16The thing to remember is
01:09:18Jack can't think past his dick.
01:09:20So if we keep their minds focused on sex,
01:09:22we should be okay.
01:09:24Hey, look.
01:09:31It's Brooke's retainer.
01:09:44Hey, guys.
01:09:45What a really nice place.
01:09:47Love the boots, Wendy.
01:09:54Scotch.
01:09:59No, thank you.
01:10:00You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:01I'm fine.
01:10:02Really, thanks.
01:10:06Maybe.
01:10:17Come here.
01:10:24Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?
01:10:34That is a great idea.
01:10:37That way, Wendy and I can stay right here and snuggle.
01:10:46I tell you what.
01:10:47Why don't the two of you go upstairs?
01:10:52And Wendy and I will meet you up there soon.
01:10:58You know,
01:11:00you guys are acting a little weird.
01:11:04Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?
01:11:07No.
01:11:08No.
01:11:10Can't we just talk?
01:11:13Why rush it?
01:11:15Let's enjoy it.
01:11:17Baby?
01:11:28I'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this.
01:11:31Really?
01:11:36Why don't you feel these?
01:11:44Well, I'm glad we could all be friends again.
01:11:47Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:12:05I never meant it to go that far.
01:12:07If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have.
01:12:09Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:14Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:14Just get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and get in there and
01:12:44Do you think that's going to make your problems go away?
01:13:10I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:14And then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:33Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:36Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:43Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:45Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:48Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:55Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:57Go to bed.
01:14:03Come on.
01:14:04Come on.
01:14:05Come on.
01:14:06Come on, you piece of shit.
01:14:10Perfect!
01:14:11Now what?
01:14:12Now what?
01:14:13.
01:14:14.
01:14:15.
01:14:16.
01:14:18.
01:14:19.
01:14:20.
01:14:21.
01:14:22.
01:14:23.
01:14:30.
01:14:31.
01:14:32.
01:14:33.
01:14:34.
01:14:35.
01:14:36.
01:14:37our car broke down once in yellowstone you know what we did let me guess you fucked right there
01:14:52in the middle of the park seemed like the only thing to do well what i've learned is if you
01:14:59find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control the smartest thing you can do is relax
01:15:04and go along for the ride but and then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of
01:15:09nowhere he was gonna sight us baby remember santorini you know all that beautiful black sand
01:15:20of course you stole the show by going topless on the beach had all those creek boys about ready to
01:15:26snap it right there how long till we reach the gas station you know we should go there we could bring
01:15:32the kids that's a great idea of course i can't wait to see that black sand all over wendy's big
01:15:38beautiful tits hello jack jack your way on the road it's okay we're fine guys please be quiet i'm
01:15:47trying to concentrate jack her way on the road it's okay jack and go down stop jack
01:15:53jack
01:15:54oh
01:15:55jack look out
01:15:56whoa
01:15:56whoa
01:15:57whoa
01:15:58whoa
01:15:59whoa
01:16:00whoa
01:16:02whoa
01:16:03whoa
01:16:04whoa
01:16:05whoa
01:16:07whoa
01:16:09whoa
01:16:11whoa
01:16:12whoa
01:16:13whoa
01:16:14whoa
01:16:15whoa
01:16:16whoa
01:16:17I don't know.
01:16:47I don't know.
01:17:17I don't know.
01:17:24We crashed.
01:17:29We fucking crashed!
01:17:33We crashed!
01:17:35We're doing it.
01:17:37We're doing it.
01:17:39We're doing it.
01:17:41Oh!
01:17:43Oh, Lou.
01:17:45Louise?
01:17:47Louise?
01:17:49Baby?
01:17:51Louise?
01:17:53Lou?
01:17:55Louise?
01:17:57Louise?
01:17:59Louise?
01:18:01Louise?
01:18:03Louise?
01:18:05Oh, baby.
01:18:07Louise?
01:18:09Ellen?
01:18:10Ellen?
01:18:11Ellen?
01:18:17Ellen?
01:18:18Wendy?
01:18:19Come on, you guys.
01:18:21You gotta help us get out of here.
01:18:23Where are you guys?
01:18:25Fucking lay out!
01:18:27Ellen!
01:18:28I'm stuck!
01:18:29Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:31You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:33You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:35You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:37You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:39Come on, guys!
01:18:41We're still a team, right?
01:18:43When this is all over...
01:18:45We gotta do it again!
01:18:47Ha ha ha ha!
01:18:49Ha ha ha ha!
01:18:51Ha ha ha ha!
01:18:53Ha ha ha!
01:18:54Ellen!
01:19:17how do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for christmas there's no way around it really
01:19:32privately promised it to them
01:19:34oh did i tell you that dennis said danny's gonna need braces
01:19:39bills bills bills bills and more bills
01:19:59want a back rub
01:20:04really
01:20:07sure
01:20:09where's the lotion
01:20:21get the ball get the ball
01:20:39get the ball
01:20:53whoo
01:20:55whoo
01:20:57whoo
01:20:59whoo
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