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After moving to Palm Springs, a young married couple puts their love to the test when they discover their neighbors are swingers.
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00:00Can you text him that we're like five out?
00:17Just did.
00:19Thanks again for letting me invite him.
00:21He's really been going through it.
00:22Yeah.
00:23It'll be fun.
00:24I think we can still have our romantic getaway with Beau there.
00:28Yes, we can, baby.
00:31Plus, he's a really good cook, and he's bringing a shit ton of food.
00:34Oh, he's cooked for you?
00:35I like a dinner party for work, but he always brings party favors, so that's the best part about Beau.
00:43I don't know.
00:44I don't know if I want to make that, like, our whole weekend.
00:47It just always fucks with me, don't I?
00:50Well, it will be our whole weekend, so we'll just have fun, see where it takes us.
00:54If you get a tummy ache, I'll rub your tum tum.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'm just excited to spend time with you.
01:07We did it.
01:08We're here.
01:09We're here.
01:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10Let's go party.
01:12We're here.
01:29Yes.
01:31Oh, my God, this is perfect.
01:33Look, you can see the movies.
01:35This place is cute.
01:38Are you happy?
01:39Yes.
01:40Come here.
01:41Oh, no work.
01:43Thank God.
01:44I'm so excited to just fucking chill.
01:46I know, Mimi.
01:47Welcome to my castle, ladies.
01:53Oh, she looks terrified.
01:54I'm Deb.
01:55I'm the owner of this beautiful oasis.
01:58Welcome, welcome.
02:00I'm going to get you guys a little char.
02:02I'm just going to chop myself off.
02:05Just a little bit.
02:17So, what's on the itinerary?
02:19Do you guys need any rest?
02:20Just, you know, some swimming, some relaxing.
02:23Chilling.
02:24Yeah, very cool, very cute, very cute.
02:28No drugs though, right?
02:29No, no, of course not.
02:31We don't do drugs.
02:32Look, I know, it's really, you must think I'm like so lame.
02:34It's, I would totally be down, but insurance, you know how it is, you know?
02:38I was actually like really fun in my youth.
02:40I was kind of a party animal of sorts, you know?
02:43I was kind of a Dallas gal, if you know what I mean?
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:46I was like you guys.
02:48It was fun.
02:49It was cool.
02:50It was groovy.
02:51That's Beau.
02:52That's Beau.
02:53That's Beau.
02:54Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:55I'm going to get out of your hair.
02:56Just text me if you need anything at all.
02:58I always have my phone.
02:59I just want you guys to, you know, enjoy my little slice of heaven.
03:03Okay?
03:04We will.
03:05Thank you, Deb.
03:06Thanks.
03:07What the fuck was this?
03:11Hey.
03:12Hey.
03:13Hey.
03:14Hello.
03:15Morning, Beau.
03:16This is Deb.
03:18Deb.
03:21Okay, I have no idea where she went.
03:23She was right there a second ago.
03:24Deb?
03:25She was like in the pool when we got here.
03:27What the fuck does that?
03:28This place is so beautiful.
03:31Great.
03:32Thank you so much for inviting me.
03:34Also, I'm going to cook you a bomb ass dinner tonight as a thank you.
03:38But in the meantime, cocktail?
03:41Yes.
03:42Can I help you serious?
03:43Absolutely.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45So I'm working on this thing called the Bo team.
03:48Of course you are.
03:49Yes.
03:50Oh, I'm so full.
03:52Thank you, Beau.
03:53That was so good.
03:54Thanks.
03:55I think I could get you to having a man around the house.
03:57He cooks.
03:58And cleans.
03:59Well, who would like a little top-up of wine?
04:03I think if I have more wine, I'm going to fall asleep.
04:06And it's like super early.
04:08Yeah, we don't want you falling asleep.
04:09Mm-mm.
04:10But that's okay because I also brought...
04:12Tequila.
04:13Yes.
04:14I brought some shots.
04:15Fuck yeah.
04:16I walked into that.
04:18I have to now.
04:19That's my girl.
04:20To the two most beautiful women I've ever met.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Even on Instagram.
04:28That's really sweet.
04:29I'll bring to that.
04:30Cheers.
04:31Love you, baby.
04:32Cheers.
04:39There's so much of it.
04:41And if, you know, like that's not enough,
04:44there's also a little bit of...
04:48Oh, shit.
04:49The answer is yes.
04:50I'm going to do a lime.
04:51Bump.
04:52A little baby bump.
04:53Yeah?
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55Come on.
04:56Come on.
04:57It's the first night.
04:58You can just take it easy to mind.
05:02Okay.
05:03Okay.
05:04I'll do a bump.
05:05A baby bump.
05:06She's doing a bump.
05:07She's doing a bump.
05:08Alrighty.
05:14Sorry, Deb.
05:15And she's back!
05:23Oh, look at her.
05:24Look at her.
05:25She's doing a bump.
05:26She's doing a bump.
05:27You're doing a bump.
05:28She's doing a bump.
05:29I'm putting a truck.
05:30And I'm so sick.
05:31And I'm in the same.
05:32I love it by you.
05:33I love it by them.
05:34I'm in the same.
05:35I'm in the same.
05:36I'm in the same way.
05:37I'm in the same way.
05:38When you're playing.
05:39I'm in the same way.
05:40Oh!
05:41Oh, look at her.
05:56You putting on a shelf?
05:58Hey.
05:59Woo.
06:00You're hot.
06:01Yeah?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Bowie.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Come here.
06:06Give me a kiss.
06:08Come here.
06:38I'll roll up.
06:40Hmm?
06:43Hmm.
06:45Hmm.
07:06Good morning.
07:27Morning.
07:29It was crazy last night.
07:34Yeah, it was fun though, right?
07:38Yeah.
07:41Hey, have you guys ever, like, done anything before?
07:46No.
07:47Why?
07:48I just feel like you guys look connected, you know?
07:53You hit it off.
07:55Were you maybe feeling a little left out?
07:57No, no, no, no, no.
07:58I feel like it was equal.
08:00The whole thing was like super equal, right?
08:03Yeah?
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah, totally.
08:06Okay.
08:07Me too.
08:08Can I have one of those?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Coming right up.
08:14You do look very beautiful.
08:16Thanks.
08:17Oh.
08:18Home over as fuck.
08:20My lady.
08:22It's good.
08:23Good morning, y'all.
08:29Morning.
08:30Good morning.
08:31That was fun.
08:33Is anyone else super hungover?
08:35Yep.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Um, I need a Bloody Mary, please.
08:39Yeah.
08:40I need one.
08:41Yeah, gotcha.
08:42Bloody Mary.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44Um, I'm gonna make breakfast.
08:46Are you guys okay with eggs?
08:47I got breakfast, it's fine.
08:48No, no, no.
08:49I got it.
08:50I said I got it.
08:51I got it.
08:52Hey.
08:53I got it last night and your Bloody Mary is ready.
08:58So, let me just get some celery and you guys take that outside.
09:06Breakfast will be ready in a moment.
09:08Cheers.
09:09Love you.
09:10Love you.
09:11Ah.
09:14Oh, that's good.
09:16I just wrapped my whole hand in toilet paper and I just claw machined it out the window.
09:34The whole thing out the window.
09:35That is so fucking disgusting, man.
09:37I did not need to know that.
09:39Chris, uh, Chris shit her pants at a Target once.
09:41Sasha!
09:42What the fuck, dude?
09:44What?
09:45I thought we were sharing poop stories.
09:47Well, okay, that's my story and also it's actually not that funny, so.
09:52It's actually really funny.
09:53See, that's the thing because you shit your pants in a Target.
09:57Which aisle?
09:58The baby section.
10:00Oh, that's the best.
10:01That's the best.
10:02I love that.
10:03You're a little poop baby.
10:04Sasha handed me a box of diapers and she was like, you're gonna need these.
10:09A little late, Sasha.
10:10A little late.
10:11A little late.
10:12A little late.
10:13A little late.
10:14A little late.
10:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:21I am a legend.
10:22I'll save you.
10:23I was a junior life star.
10:25I'll save you.
10:26I'll save you.
10:27I'll save you.
10:28Ah, looks like there's nothing to be done.
10:31Hey!
10:32You've drawn my girlfriends.
10:34If I had a
10:36It won't
10:40We'll come
10:42I bet I could have
10:48A fine chance
10:50If I was in the
10:53Bring out a
10:54Let me
10:56You alright?
11:02Yeah, just like
11:03It's been a weird old
11:04Meat grinder of a year
11:06You know what I mean?
11:08It's just like tough
11:09I don't want to
11:10I'm just like
11:10It's so
11:11I'm just so glad to be here
11:12Because I can't
11:14Thank God
11:14Think about anything else
11:15Sasha and I are happy to have you
11:17Baby, come here
11:17What you guys doing?
11:19Come on in
11:20The world is fine
11:21That looks like a two-person hammock
11:24Not if your head goes right here
11:26Yeah, right here
11:26Right here
11:27I'm good
11:28Do you want another drink?
11:30I'm going to make one
11:30Yeah, I'll have some
11:31Yes
11:31Okay, can I have a kiss please?
11:33No, you come here and give me one
11:35You come here
11:35You come to me
11:37Baby, I'm in this
11:38Can you come meet me
11:39Yeah, he's in the hammock
11:40Okay, okay
11:40Uh-oh
11:41Last night all over again
11:44You guys
11:44Coming up
11:45You remember that ship though?
11:51Yeah
11:52In elementary school
11:53When you did the uh
11:53Remember it goes to eight
11:55You remember?
11:55It's like one
11:56Two, one, two, one
11:57Blah, blah, blah
11:58One, two, one, two
12:00Blah, blah, blah
12:01Blah, blah, blah
12:01Blah, blah
12:02One, two, three
12:03Yeah
12:03You can have it
12:03Slow down
12:04Okay, I'll go
12:05We're going like my thing
12:06Oh yeah, we're having
12:07We're having to
12:08Hey Chris
12:10Do you want to see the music
12:11That I've been working on?
12:12Yeah
12:12Yeah
12:13Yeah
12:13Bo, can you turn the music down please?
12:16Go
12:17Go
12:17Go
12:18Yes, maybe
12:21Hi
12:23Hi
12:24Ah
12:25Okay, I just burned this so like
12:27Don't judge it, okay?
12:30She's fucking
12:30Woo, go Sasha
12:32Don't say that
12:34It means I'm going to fuck up
12:35Don't say I'm good
12:36Why do you fill me up
12:40Buttercup baby
12:43Just to let me down
12:44And mess me around
12:47And then
12:48Worst of all
12:48Worst of all
12:49You never call baby
12:51When you say you will
12:53Say you will
12:54But I love you still
12:55I need you
12:56I need you
12:57Wait, I need you
12:58More than anyone darling
12:59You know that I had
13:01From the start
13:03You know that I'm not
13:04From
13:05Buttercup
13:06Don't break my heart
13:08Dun dun dun dun
13:09Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
13:11Okay, Phil's on
13:12Are we going to do the card hands-out time?
13:17I'll be right back
13:21I'll be right back
13:21I'll be right back.
13:47Hey.
13:49Hey.
13:50What happened?
13:51What's wrong?
13:57I just feel like...
13:59I just feel like this was supposed to be our weekend.
14:04This was supposed to be our weekend.
14:07I feel like the third wheel and I shouldn't feel like the third wheel.
14:11I knew you were feeling left out.
14:13No, it's not feeling left out, dude.
14:15I just...
14:17I didn't expect that you were gonna like it so much.
14:20Well, baby, we talked about this.
14:22And you said you were in for a threesome and I just assumed last night would have been good.
14:28But if you had been honest with me.
14:30I was honest and I was on the same page with you, dude.
14:33I just didn't know that I was gonna have that reaction.
14:36I didn't know that that's how it was gonna feel.
14:38And I also didn't know that that like was gonna be signing up for a whole weekend of you guys like fucking making out with each other and flirting and having a fucking great time together.
14:48What are you talking about?
14:50Come on, dude. You guys can barely keep your hands off of each other.
14:52I could see it like all day. Literally all day.
14:55Where is this coming from? Are you... are you that jealous?
14:58It's not jealousy. I'm not a jealous person, dude.
15:01I think truly that you like have hooked up with him before.
15:05Wow, so I'm a liar now.
15:07I'm not calling you a liar.
15:08I think that you're trying to protect my feelings and I get it.
15:11I'm having a lot of feelings right now and like I get that you would want to shill me from them.
15:15But like this was the plan. You wanted to fuck Bo. You wanted dick in your life and like it's so obvious. I feel so stupid.
15:22Sasha, that is crazy and you know it.
15:25I'm not fucking crazy. Don't say that I'm fucking crazy.
15:29I can tell that you miss dick and I'm sorry that I can't give that to you, okay?
15:33Oh my god, Sasha. The reason I invited Bo up this weekend is because he has really good drugs and he gives them to me for free. That's it.
15:41I just wanted us to have some fun together for once.
15:43Oh, for what? For once, yeah. For once? Oh, so I'm not fun now. So I'm not fun. I'm a boring ass girlfriend and I also didn't have a dick. That's what it is, right?
15:50You are also bi, okay? You know it's not about getting dick. It's about being in love with somebody and I'm in love with you.
15:57I wish that you would be a little more in love with me today, that's all. I wish that you would just love me a little bit more. Maybe that's it. What?
16:04There's, um, a body in the pool?
16:13Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck happened? What the fuck?
16:16I don't know. I just came out here and she was like that.
16:19That is Deb. That's our Airbnb host. I didn't even know she was here.
16:23What are we gonna do? What are we, what are we gonna do?
16:25I'm gonna call the police, okay? I'm gonna call the police.
16:26No, no, no. Don't, no, don't.
16:27Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
16:29Well, she's already clearly dead and if the cops come they're gonna think that we did it and then we're going to jail.
16:35Also, I'm kind of on probation, so. What the fuck, Bo?
16:39Oh, no, no, no. For possession. And if they come and they see all the drugs that we're doing, we're going straight to jail. Specifically me.
16:45What the fuck, Bo? You fucking idiot. You don't come up to the desert with drugs if you're on fucking parole.
16:50Okay, not parole. Probation. I have not been to jail yet.
16:53You should not know the fucking difference. You shouldn't.
16:56It's gonna be fine. All we gotta do is find the security footage on that camera and delete it and they're just gonna chalk it up to an accident.
17:03How long have you been thinking about this?
17:05Fuck, we're gonna go to fucking prison, you guys. You're gonna go to prison.
17:08Hey, hey, hey. It's gonna be fine. All we gotta do is make sure that the police do not get involved, okay?
17:14And then it'll be fine. I promise. Okay?
17:17Okay. Okay. Okay.
17:19Hey, okay. Are you seriously taking his side?
17:21Shut the fuck up, Sasha. This is not about your stupid fucking jealousy, okay?
17:25We are in serious shit. Do you want me to go to prison? I don't want you to be in prison.
17:31Okay, okay. Sorry.
17:33Where do we find security camera footage? Where do we get that? Where do we find it?
17:36Okay, uh, it's probably on an app on her phone. So...
17:47I'll take care of this one.
17:48Yeah, come here, come here, come here.
17:50No face ID. No face ID.
17:57Fuck!
17:58We should definitely call the police.
17:59Yeah. Yeah, in movies they never call the police. Always fucks them over. We have to call the police.
18:04Glad we're on the same page.
18:06Don't fucking do that.
18:07I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm just mad, okay?
18:10I get that. Just fucking dialing and dialing, okay?
18:12Okay. Okay.
18:18Please, come here.
18:19Wait! What are you gonna say?
18:20I don't know. I don't know. I...
18:22We found her like this and...
18:24Is that gonna fuck over Belga?
18:25Who gives a shit about Vo? I only care about us. Vo can answer for himself.
18:31Okay. Okay, thank you for saying that. I'm dialing.
18:33What if he did it?
18:35Just do not...
18:36Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:37Say that right now.
18:44God, I just...
18:47I got it!
18:52What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
18:53What do I do?
18:54It's ringing! It's ringing!
19:00I got it. I got it.
19:01Okay, okay. Open the app! Let's go! Let's go, Po! Come on!
19:04Okay, okay.
19:06Uh...
19:07Don't...
19:08Wait, wait, wait! What?
19:09What?
19:10It looks suspicious if we only delete the footage from when she died?
19:12Yes. Yeah.
19:13Okay, so we'll just reboot the whole app.
19:15Can you reboot an app?
19:16I don't know. I'm doing my best. Do you have a better idea?
19:18No, I don't know! I don't...
19:19He's doing his best, Sasha!
19:20Are you serious? You serious?
19:21Yes! Okay, you're right, right.
19:26Go back. Go back. That's not right.
19:28Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
19:32That's fucking weird.
19:33What are you guys doing over there?
19:35Oh, it's Deb! Deb! Deb!
19:37We thought something happened to you!
19:39We were looking at the footage on your phone because we thought you were dead and it was...
19:42Oh, so scary.
19:43I was just gonna call the cops.
19:45Not necessary.
19:47I'm already dead.
19:48I saw you doing drugs in my house. I specifically said no drugs. Well, now I'm gonna have to punish you!
20:06Oh, please.
20:07You have to see your face. You have to see your face.
20:14I'm kidding!
20:15It's all Gucci, baby!
20:17I mean, I'm gonna have to charge you a little extra cleaning fee because that shit gets everywhere.
20:21Deb, you're so funny.
20:23So, you're not... you're not dead.
20:25You're just kidding. You're just kidding.
20:27Oh, no, no, I am. I died in that pool three years ago.
20:30Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
20:33If you died...
20:34Why? Why are you running a vacation rental?
20:39I just like to meet people. You know, I like to show them my little paradise.
20:45Facilitate a little threesome action on my king-sized bed.
20:48What's up? Hey, buddy! All right!
20:50Oh, Deb was there for that.
20:52Oh, honey, don't be so shy!
20:54It's okay! Hey, it's Gucci! We're at Deb's house!
20:57Let's turn this threesome into a foursome, shall we? Okay?
21:00You want some vino? I'll get you some vino.
21:03Yes, please.
21:04What? Are you gonna take wine from a ghost?
21:07Yes, she's a ghost. You're supposed to appease a ghost.
21:11I don't want to be haunted by some vengeful spirit because I said no to a single glass of Chardonnay.
21:16Deb, can I have a wine, too?
21:17Yeah, please, Deb.
21:21So, you see, Sasha, Chris does love you.
21:24But, you know, she's not a mind reader.
21:26You gotta learn to trust people.
21:29You gotta guide them through it or else you're just gonna be let down.
21:32She's right. I love you so much.
21:35If I had known you were uncomfortable with any of this, I would have never initiated it.
21:38I'm sorry. I made it weird. I just, I think sometimes I get really insecure that I can't give you everything that you want, that you need, and I'm sorry.
21:51You do give me everything, and I feel the same exact way about you being insecure, so you never need to feel that. And Beau is just a human dildo.
22:00Okay, cool.
22:01He means absolutely nothing to us in our relationship, and we will never have sex with a man ever again.
22:07That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
22:09That's the sweetest thing? Oh, then I'm a bad girlfriend.
22:13I love you.
22:14I love you.
22:15I love you.
22:16You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet, Mouse Mickey, and he was so sweet, and then I took him out of his cage, and I stepped on him.
22:23And he just became a smear on the carpet, and I blamed the housekeeper, and I've never told anyone that before.
22:29Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. You're all right.
22:33To be honest, that's not your biggest problem. You're a bit of a coke addict, and also you're on probation, and you're also kind of crazy.
22:40Do you think maybe, like, you could, you know, talk to Mickey, ghost to ghost, just reach out to him and say,
22:47Yeah, yeah.
22:48Tell him I'm sorry.
22:49No, yeah, I can do it right now.
22:50Really?
22:51No, I can do it right now.
22:52Okay.
22:53Mickey, how you doing? So Beau here wanted to let you know that he's really sorry that he stepped on you.
22:58So, I'm sorry that, no? Okay.
23:01Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
23:05Yeah. Yeah.
23:08So, it's fine.
23:09Really?
23:10Yeah.
23:11Oh, oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. It's already sunrise.
23:20You guys need to get some sleep if you're gonna make 10 a.m. checkout. No exceptions.
23:23I gotta get this place to pick and span for my next guest.
23:26I love you, Deb. Wait, Deb?
23:30She did it again, goddammit.
23:32Bye, my sweethearts. Oh, I love you so much.
23:41Thanks for having us, Deb.
23:43Thank you so much, Deb.
23:45For everything. Specifically, the threesome because that's kind of cool.
23:49All right. We're heading out.
23:50We're out.
23:51Yeah.
23:52Bye, my babies. Come back anytime.
23:58I'm so sad and lonely and you're having a good time.
24:11I'm so sad and lonely and you're having a good time.
24:22I'm so sad and lonely and you're having a good time.
24:34I don't even remember what it felt to be with you anymore.
24:41Oh, is my memory hit capacity?
24:45Afraid to ask myself if what I felt those summer nights was in my head.
24:52You like me, right?
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