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00:00:29Does liverwurst go bad overnight?
00:00:39Because if it does,
00:00:40you'd never be able to tell from the taste.
00:00:46Who the hell are you?
00:00:49Good morning, Archie.
00:00:51Hello, sunshine.
00:00:53You know this guy?
00:00:56Sergeant Archibald Sparks.
00:00:58Meet.
00:00:59Dick.
00:00:59Vic.
00:01:01Vic Trowbridge.
00:01:03Hello, Vic.
00:01:04Did you do call this guy up last night when I was in the shower?
00:01:07Archie, did I call you last night while he was in the shower?
00:01:09No, sunshine.
00:01:10Your reputation for playing hard to get remains intact.
00:01:14Good.
00:01:15Because I'd hate for this to be awkward.
00:01:17Who are you people?
00:01:19Military police.
00:01:21Deserter apprehension unit.
00:01:24Meredith Cole.
00:01:26Deserter apprehendi.
00:01:27You're a soldier?
00:01:29Not in my book.
00:01:30Get dressed, corporal.
00:01:32Sure, Sarge.
00:01:34Hey, sweetie.
00:01:36Vic.
00:01:36Would you put on a pound of coffee?
00:01:38Coffee?
00:01:40Lady, go fuck yourself.
00:01:41I'm just going to put something on.
00:02:01Good idea.
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:02Where'd she pick you up?
00:02:09I picked her up.
00:02:11She's a new bartender over at Arneson's.
00:02:14It's a bad area.
00:02:15She asked for a ride home.
00:02:17Yeah, right.
00:02:20She knew I was on to her.
00:02:21She needed a place to hold up.
00:02:23So what'd she do?
00:02:25Why'd she run?
00:02:26Why'd she run?
00:02:26I saw her.
00:02:40Are you still there?
00:02:40I was on to her.
00:02:41I would stop.
00:02:42I got her.
00:02:43I'm an angel.
00:02:44I got her.
00:02:44I'd love that.
00:02:44I didn't know.
00:02:45I got her.
00:02:45I got her.
00:02:46I got her.
00:02:47I got her.
00:02:48I got her.
00:02:49I got her.
00:02:49I got her.
00:02:51For sure, forever long.
00:03:08Thanks, guys. I know it was last minute.
00:03:10Alright, tell you folks I said hi, and I hope your dad's feeling better, okay?
00:03:13Thanks. Merry Christmas, guys.
00:03:15Bye.
00:03:21That speaker should have been fixed hours ago.
00:03:27Holidays aren't the time to relax the work ethic.
00:03:30Danny, Merry Christmas.
00:03:33Have another nine hours.
00:03:35I see someone skipped his serving of holiday spirit.
00:03:42Hey, hey, turn it down!
00:03:51Come on.
00:04:05When they told you to get a room, no one meant the bathroom.
00:04:11Just having one for the road, Captain.
00:04:13God.
00:04:14Come here, baby.
00:04:21And here.
00:04:22Not that you deserve it.
00:04:24A nice Christmas bonus.
00:04:26Comprende?
00:04:27Christmas bonus.
00:04:32You think I'm trying to cheat you?
00:04:35El Paso Juarez, por favor.
00:04:38Oh, you want a ticket?
00:04:39Si, uno.
00:04:40Uno.
00:04:50Sorry. Okay. Almost.
00:04:55Is this any good?
00:04:56You think...
00:05:06There. That's it.
00:05:07You don't have, like, wrapping paper, Christmas tape.
00:05:10You know, like, just...
00:05:11Something like that.
00:05:12A Christmas card.
00:05:22Hey, Polly.
00:05:23Your coffee any fresher in the woods yesterday?
00:05:26Yeah, well, I'll take a cup anyway.
00:05:30All passengers, all passengers.
00:05:32All passengers.
00:05:33All passengers.
00:05:34All passengers.
00:05:35All passengers.
00:05:36All passengers.
00:05:37All passengers.
00:05:38All passengers.
00:05:39No, no, no.
00:05:40Honey.
00:05:41I promise.
00:05:42I'll be home before you wake up.
00:05:44Until then, Miss Dorothy's in charge.
00:05:45And she's right.
00:05:46You can't have ice cream for dinner.
00:05:47Thank you very much.
00:05:49Honey.
00:05:51Damn it.
00:05:53Piece of shit.
00:05:55Waste of...
00:06:03Hey, Spart.
00:06:04Would you turn, please, sir?
00:06:05Yeah, I just need to know if this crate is going deeper into or all the way out of Texas.
00:06:08Well, you could inquire inside.
00:06:10Listen, pal.
00:06:11I don't...
00:06:15Fucking Texas.
00:06:22Honey.
00:06:23What?
00:06:25No, baby.
00:06:26Santa can't bring you a dog.
00:06:27We already have one.
00:06:30I know he smells, but...
00:06:32Well, boy dogs do that sometimes.
00:06:34Wait.
00:06:35Hold up.
00:06:36Honey, I'll call you later, okay?
00:06:38Love you.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Story of my life, sweets.
00:06:51Alhamdulillah.
00:06:55Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
00:06:59My name is Daniel Gunn.
00:07:00I'll be your driver for this part of the trip.
00:07:02Our next stop is Pecadillo, Texas.
00:07:05That's about six hours from here, so settle back, relax, and enjoy Christmas Eve with us.
00:07:24Let's get started.
00:07:27Today sees us, remember, come back.
00:07:32The sun is perhaps cold as the cruisingest person we rose.
00:07:34Blackrimine is here, happens, from here on Saturday as planned.
00:07:37We are still in the river, so we can increase our class if everyone can reduce our air.
00:07:40So four minutes, let's have a plan.
00:07:43Or as in, you know, come back, relax, or picture with our auspices.
00:07:46Maybe they're still in pedagogy for the living signs.
00:07:49Bye.
00:07:52Though have already got Mei taken, we can save you more capacity.
00:07:53Oh, that's very interesting.
00:07:59I have this.
00:08:00Well, this is from our elegance lawn.
00:08:02Oh, lavender.
00:08:04Which is great if they shower after they check in,
00:08:07but if they wait till morning,
00:08:08they need something more citrus, more...
00:08:11Peppy?
00:08:13Exactly, which is why we created the sunburst lawn.
00:08:17Oh, nice.
00:08:21Yeah, that's nice.
00:08:23Hmm.
00:08:53It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:09:02It's very Christmassy.
00:09:04You think it's inappropriate?
00:09:06No, it's just last minute.
00:09:09Last minute's good.
00:09:10I'm usually late, so...
00:09:13You remember to buy batteries?
00:09:15Nobody gives a damn about the effort
00:09:16as long as the toy works.
00:09:32That her?
00:09:33It is.
00:09:35It's all aboard a bus by now
00:09:36before your alert come through.
00:09:38Didn't think the Army put much effort
00:09:39into reeling in the runners.
00:09:40No, most wander in on their own
00:09:42or get picked up from doing something stupid
00:09:45like running a red light, shoplifting.
00:09:47It's Cinderella Hill.
00:09:50Her grandfather's a senator.
00:09:52Embarrassing.
00:09:53Only if she isn't found.
00:09:56Granddad or vet?
00:09:58Forty ferments.
00:09:59Hmm.
00:10:00Dick Cheney Brigade.
00:10:02Why'd she run?
00:10:03Does it matter?
00:10:04You know, uh...
00:10:09It's Christmas Eve, Saucy.
00:10:11Working awful hard to find this little girl.
00:10:19Eggnog gives me gas.
00:10:22Nasty stuff.
00:10:23Not something a man should be drinking alone.
00:10:34How long have you been out?
00:10:55Excuse me?
00:10:56You're Manolos.
00:10:58Where are you stationed?
00:10:59Iraq?
00:11:00You think I'm military?
00:11:03Alhamdulillah.
00:11:04You're not military.
00:11:07Colburn International Trucking.
00:11:09Nine months in Baghdad.
00:11:11You call, we haul.
00:11:12You drive the six?
00:11:16What's the six?
00:11:17The last six miles into Baghdad Airport.
00:11:20It's the most dangerous section of road in the world.
00:11:23Our driver here is Mad Max.
00:11:33Everybody hang on.
00:11:34They hang on.
00:11:35They hang on.
00:11:40They hang on.
00:11:40We hang on.
00:11:41Oh, God!
00:11:41Oh, God!
00:11:42Oh, God!
00:11:42Oh, God!
00:11:43Oh, God!
00:11:43Oh, God!
00:11:43Oh, God!
00:11:44Oh, God!
00:11:45All right, folks!
00:11:46Oh, God!
00:11:47Oh, God!
00:11:51Anyone catch their patches?
00:11:53Their patches?
00:11:54Like gang colors, insignia.
00:11:57They didn't have any.
00:11:59Outlaws.
00:12:00Cool.
00:12:01Okay, what is that supposed to mean, outlaws?
00:12:03They're not outlaws.
00:12:04They're nomads.
00:12:06Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:09Satan's little helpers.
00:12:10Okay, are they turning the follow?
00:12:12No.
00:12:13Pardon my French folks, but it looks like they were just assholein' on by.
00:12:28Nothin' to worry about.
00:12:29You was out!
00:12:43Stop the bus.
00:12:46Stop it now!
00:12:50Would you two come with me, please?
00:12:56The rest of you stay here.
00:12:58I coach high school football.
00:12:59I know first aid, CPR.
00:13:05Check that one.
00:13:13I'm not getting a signal.
00:13:16Can't anybody get a signal?
00:13:17Out of area.
00:13:22Nine months in Iraq.
00:13:23French dying all around me.
00:13:26I never even blew a tire.
00:13:34Hey, easy, fella, easy.
00:13:36We're gonna get you some help.
00:13:37We're gonna get you some help.
00:13:40Hey, get the gun.
00:13:43Time to go.
00:13:51No keys.
00:13:52No keys.
00:13:53He took the keys.
00:13:54Dude, keep coming.
00:14:02Oh, shit.
00:14:04Dude.
00:14:07Son of a bitch.
00:14:08Come on, fam.
00:14:33Shit.
00:14:34Shit.
00:14:35Shit.
00:14:36Shit.
00:14:36Shit.
00:14:37Shit.
00:14:37Shit.
00:14:38No! Get out of here!
00:14:50All right?
00:14:52Are you okay? I'm fine.
00:14:56Mother of a bitch!
00:14:58Put some pressure on it!
00:15:00Just leave! Leave!
00:15:01It's okay! Hang on! Hang on!
00:15:03Hang on! Oh, my God!
00:15:08Let me get the keys.
00:15:12Oh, no.
00:15:19Um, I suggest we get back on the bus now.
00:15:30Let's get out of here.
00:15:35Let's go!
00:15:38Move it! Move it! Move it!
00:15:45Everybody, hang on!
00:15:47Wait! What about you?
00:16:00Stop moving!
00:16:03I see! I see!
00:16:04I see!
00:16:05I see!
00:16:05I see!
00:16:10Wait!
00:16:12Wait! Stop!
00:16:13Wait!
00:16:13He's a jerk, but you can't leave him!
00:16:16We're not stopping!
00:16:20Run!
00:16:20Run!
00:16:21Run!
00:16:21Run!
00:16:22Run!
00:16:22Run!
00:16:23Run!
00:16:33We'll talk about it later!
00:16:34I'm sorry!
00:16:34Let's...
00:16:45Run!
00:16:46Run!
00:16:46Run!
00:16:46Run!
00:16:47Run!
00:16:47Run!
00:16:48Run!
00:16:49Run!
00:16:49Run!
00:16:49Run!
00:16:50Run!
00:16:51Run!
00:16:51Hey, what's your name?
00:17:07Linley, Walter Linley.
00:17:08Mr. Linley, you're driving 20 tons of steel.
00:17:12Use it.
00:17:21Oh, my God, hang on.
00:17:24Does anybody have any medical training?
00:17:27Is there a first aid kit up there?
00:17:28Hang on, no.
00:17:32No, we don't.
00:17:33We don't need it.
00:17:34I do.
00:17:36You better stop the blood.
00:17:38Is it a cloth or something or a gauze?
00:17:41Oh, it just creased my ribs.
00:17:44It's just a flush one.
00:17:51Does somebody have a freaking tampon?
00:17:53I do.
00:18:00Just wrap me up tight, okay?
00:18:17We're trying to get in.
00:18:21We're shooting at the engine.
00:18:33Who's got a cell phone?
00:18:35On line number one, highway patrol.
00:18:36I've been trying.
00:18:38There's no service.
00:18:40Fucking Texas.
00:18:41Hey, hey, what about the bus radio?
00:18:46It doesn't work.
00:18:48Ah, shit.
00:18:50We have to get off the road.
00:18:54We stop, we die.
00:18:55Do you understand that?
00:18:56We stop, we die.
00:18:57There's a turn-off coming up.
00:18:59Maybe there's a town up there.
00:19:01I don't see anything.
00:19:02Do we take it?
00:19:04Do we take it?
00:19:05Jesus.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:12I'm going to punch it in the head.
00:19:14Oh, this road, it takes us nowhere good.
00:19:33You want to turn around and go back, honey?
00:19:35You want me to pick your sorry ass out this window and let our friends deal with you?
00:19:39I'm going to be as helpless as you think I am.
00:19:42Put it away.
00:19:43Hey, hey, there's another one coming up.
00:20:10I think I got the hang of this now.
00:20:25Woo!
00:20:26Woo!
00:20:29Get in there.
00:20:34Just go through it.
00:20:36Go through it.
00:20:38Woo!
00:20:51Woo!
00:20:52Woo!
00:20:55Woo!
00:20:58Woo!
00:21:00Woo!
00:21:00Everybody off the bus
00:21:15He's gone
00:21:20Move it
00:21:21Hurry up
00:21:22Faster dammit, faster
00:21:26Into the building
00:21:27Move
00:21:28Oh man, we are totally screwed
00:21:58Yeah, you better run
00:22:04It's locked
00:22:19Don't stop
00:22:21Get in
00:22:32Get this thing up
00:22:43Don't keep around
00:22:44Don't keep around
00:22:53Get this thing up
00:22:58It's Duke.
00:23:24Keep an eye out there.
00:23:25Yeah, right.
00:23:26I'll do it.
00:23:28I'll do it.
00:23:58Hey, stop shooting.
00:24:01Come on, help me over here.
00:24:03Help me.
00:24:07Here I am.
00:24:12Now I'm out of motion.
00:24:14Hey, coach, what's your name?
00:24:23Yarbrough.
00:24:24Jerry Yarbrough.
00:24:25How many rounds do you have left in there, Jerry?
00:24:31Here, let me see.
00:24:33Mr. Yarbrough, maybe you should let her see it.
00:24:35You know, she's training.
00:24:37No, that's okay.
00:24:38We'll do the math.
00:24:39That weapon holds 13 rounds.
00:24:41After Biker Boy reloaded, he fired once at this guy, once in the air, and once at you, leaving 10 shells.
00:24:47He didn't fire at me.
00:24:49Yeah, he did.
00:24:49No, he didn't.
00:24:50Check your collar.
00:24:53Now, you've capped off four shots so far, Jerry.
00:24:56You've expended 40% of our ammo, and you haven't hit a thing.
00:24:59Well, he bought us some time to get through that fence over there.
00:25:02You should give me that weapon.
00:25:04Yeah, find your own.
00:25:05Wait, wait, they're leaving.
00:25:14Maybe your shots did scare them off.
00:25:28Come run, asshole.
00:25:31Uh-uh.
00:25:33Nomads don't run.
00:25:35What do you say now, soldier?
00:25:38He's not running, you jackass.
00:25:40What is he doing?
00:25:42He's going for reinforcements.
00:26:00Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:03Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:05You stand in burden.
00:26:07Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:11Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:14You stand in burden.
00:26:17Your boughs are green and summer's green.
00:26:23What do you think?
00:26:23Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:24Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:26Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:26Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:27Oh,
00:26:27Christmas tree.
00:26:29I see you sitting on the carpet.
00:26:31I watch you every day at 101 Stocks.
00:26:38Give me the shirt back.
00:27:01Alhamdulillah.
00:27:04No, it's... it's nothing.
00:27:09Fuck.
00:27:17Fuck!
00:27:25Fuck!
00:27:31You okay?
00:27:34Yeah, I'm okay. I'm, uh, you know, except for, uh, you know, uh, being tried at...
00:27:43Tell me about your son.
00:27:46His name is Stevie, right?
00:27:49How old is he?
00:27:51Four.
00:27:53He's four.
00:27:54He likes...
00:27:55He likes...
00:27:56Army stuff?
00:27:57Like that toy set you got him?
00:28:00Yeah, he likes, uh...
00:28:02You know, I, uh, I don't know. I never met him.
00:28:11You can ask anyone who's ever given me a job. I'm... I'm pretty useless as a human being. I mean...
00:28:23When Carol got pregnant, I just kinda...
00:28:29You ran?
00:28:30Yeah, I ran.
00:28:32I'm sorry.
00:28:33You was looking around.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37I can't tell that.
00:28:38Yeah, she didn't know, you know.
00:28:41I got an ex-over dichter in the middle.
00:28:43Hm.
00:28:49gift to what is it about stay at home
00:28:59what's your name Sam Cotter Meredith Cole
00:29:19this is my home
00:29:24I'm sorry
00:29:28can't
00:29:31I'm sorry
00:29:35I'm sorry
00:29:42and not
00:29:47My phone doesn't work, and I can't even get a text out.
00:29:53They're just sitting out there.
00:29:54What are they doing?
00:29:57Hey.
00:29:59Hey.
00:30:00Look, I got this stuff.
00:30:02Text it off.
00:30:04Honey.
00:30:05There you go.
00:30:10Get out of there.
00:30:13Get out of there.
00:30:17I'm Marty.
00:30:19You're going to go.
00:30:20You're going to go.
00:30:22I'm going to close the lights.
00:30:24Look, look.
00:30:31Where did it go?
00:30:34The lights?
00:30:43You should see these guys running out here.
00:30:45They're like a bunch of roaches.
00:30:47Keep your head down, rabbit.
00:30:58They're not shooting out the lights.
00:31:00That's good.
00:31:01They're saving the ammunition for us.
00:31:02Can I use that flashlight?
00:31:27Thanks.
00:31:29Much respect.
00:31:38You're never so humble.
00:31:42Dear God, please don't let me die here.
00:31:44Look, look, look, look.
00:31:56With this, we can be a gun.
00:31:59A gun.
00:32:01Boom, boom.
00:32:02To defend us.
00:32:04I'm sorry.
00:32:05I don't speak Spanish.
00:32:05Do you speak Spanish?
00:32:06No.
00:32:07I'm sorry.
00:32:08I should have learned it in high school.
00:32:09What I need is something to dispatch it, to protect it.
00:32:18It's...
00:32:18It's a paint.
00:32:21I don't understand.
00:32:22Let me see.
00:32:23Let me see.
00:32:25No, no.
00:32:26You don't have it.
00:32:27How about this?
00:32:28No, that's not.
00:32:30I find it.
00:32:31I find it.
00:32:31Here they have it.
00:32:32Here they have it.
00:32:32I don't know what you're doing, but keep on doing it.
00:32:49You could help, you know.
00:32:50Oh, you want my help, baby?
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53When building a barricade, probably not smart to use things that explode.
00:33:00Does that help you?
00:33:02She'll cool down.
00:33:08If she cools down anymore, she's going to give me frostbite, man.
00:33:19Here.
00:33:21Painkiller.
00:33:23Thanks.
00:33:32I got him.
00:34:01I think I got him.
00:34:05You missed.
00:34:06Dude ducked behind that oil tank back there.
00:34:10Is everybody okay?
00:34:12Sound off.
00:34:14Sam?
00:34:15Yeah, we're okay.
00:34:20Coach?
00:34:22Yeah, you're okay.
00:34:24Rabbit?
00:34:25Bite me.
00:34:26Sheena?
00:34:29Her name is Desiree.
00:34:31Shut up, rabbit.
00:34:34Yeah, I'm good.
00:34:36How many are back there?
00:34:42Look what I found back here.
00:34:43See you right there.
00:34:49What's going on?
00:34:52Creepy in here.
00:34:54It's kind of beautiful.
00:34:57Be careful.
00:34:59Yeah.
00:34:59Beth.
00:35:15What are they doing?
00:35:17See those old refrigerators?
00:35:20There's going to be another one right there.
00:35:23How do you know?
00:35:25Well, because that's where I'd be.
00:35:27We got good cover, open fire on our barricade, and then half the yard.
00:35:32Are you like a hunter or something?
00:35:34I'm a 12th tier dark elf ranger.
00:35:37What?
00:35:39I'm trying to get raided in archery.
00:35:40I've never heard of the myth alliance, video game conventions.
00:35:48And the streaks that went around the woods dressed as wizards?
00:35:53Well, I know how exactly that different than the freaks that dress up as Civil War soldiers
00:35:56and they just slaughter each other.
00:35:58But yeah, that's the idea.
00:36:01Well, I was actually on my way to California for a dark elf archery competition.
00:36:05So, the archery thing, the...
00:36:10Yeah, technically known as a bow.
00:36:12It's back on the bus with the rest of the luggage.
00:36:16And you're a tournament-rated dark elf?
00:36:21Yeah, but that means I'm a competitive archer.
00:36:24I shoot the targets, not at people.
00:36:26I'm not going to...
00:36:27These guys are also not people.
00:36:30Come on, let's go find the rest.
00:36:31Come on.
00:36:35Come on.
00:36:37Come on.
00:37:05Hey, you okay, pal?
00:37:31Sorry, man.
00:37:32I'll leave you to it.
00:37:34Have a Merry Christmas.
00:37:38Say hello to Mrs. Freak and all you little freakettes.
00:38:03Make sure, Archie, drink the eggnog.
00:38:23How many were there?
00:38:34We counted seven.
00:38:35Where were they at?
00:38:36Um, okay.
00:38:40Let's say this is us.
00:38:42We'll just call them Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer.
00:38:45They're over here by this barn.
00:38:47Vixen's by that pile of fridges out there.
00:38:49Um, Comet, Donner, and then here covering the road between the gate and the office is Blitzen.
00:38:55You skipped one.
00:38:56Cupid.
00:38:57Cupid went for help.
00:38:58I'm surprised they haven't tried to burn us out.
00:39:00They're afraid to.
00:39:01Fire's going to be seen a long way off.
00:39:03No.
00:39:04They're waiting for the rest of the pack to arrive.
00:39:06They're going to want to share us.
00:39:08You know these assholes?
00:39:09Look, I dated a biker for a while.
00:39:13He said crews like this, nomads.
00:39:15They're like locusts.
00:39:16Most of them, they're just permanently wired on crystal meth.
00:39:19They nest in the area for a while.
00:39:21They strip it for whatever they need.
00:39:23Food, fuel, money, women.
00:39:26Then they move on.
00:39:28Look, my boyfriend, he did a nick on Conley.
00:39:31He didn't break a sweat.
00:39:32He was scared of nothing.
00:39:34But these nomads, they would scare the shit out of them.
00:39:37So we play defense until help comes.
00:39:40We run out their clock.
00:39:41Yeah, I mean, someone's got to come looking for us sooner or later, right?
00:39:44No.
00:39:45Our next stop was supposed to be Piccadillo, Texas.
00:39:47When we don't check in there, they'll come looking for us.
00:39:49We can hold out that long.
00:39:50Would you just listen to me for a second?
00:39:52We won't hold two minutes if they try and rush this place.
00:39:54You prefer the bus?
00:39:55Because that worked out so well for the college chick and Mr. Shampoo Man.
00:39:58Hey, you're the reason we're on this road, coach.
00:40:01We can hold.
00:40:01Would you just shut the fuck up?
00:40:05Pardon my language.
00:40:07But Piccadillo wasn't an official stop.
00:40:10If we don't show up there, they'll just think we stop somewhere else for gas and food.
00:40:14Our next official stop is El Paso.
00:40:17300 miles further.
00:40:19Which means they won't even know we're missing for like six hours.
00:40:22Yeah, by then.
00:40:24Our Mr. Cupid will be back with every freak biker in the state.
00:40:29You're the expert.
00:40:30I mean, what do we do?
00:40:30Oh, she's a kid.
00:40:33How do we know she didn't spend her tour scrubbing toilets in Ohio?
00:40:39What do we do?
00:40:40I already told you.
00:40:44Don't stop.
00:41:09We've done it.
00:41:09What are you making, old man, a leaf blower?
00:41:18I can't look at him.
00:41:22He's the old son of a bitch.
00:41:34Just what was it you saw in him?
00:41:38It made me laugh.
00:41:39Intentionally.
00:41:54What are you doing?
00:42:01Oh, nothing.
00:42:03I just sometimes draw.
00:42:06I, um, I do caricature sketches, make a little extra cash.
00:42:09I draw graphic novels.
00:42:12Can I see?
00:42:13Um, it's nothing really.
00:42:15It's just...
00:42:16I'd love to see it, though.
00:42:18Nah.
00:42:19It's really nothing that important.
00:42:21It's just sort of mindless doodling.
00:42:23Matt.
00:42:24So, where are we, here?
00:42:33So, where are we, here?
00:42:34The sphincter of Texas.
00:42:35The nearest town is 40, 50 miles away.
00:42:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37No, no, no, no.
00:42:38But look, there's, um, there's a highway southeast of here, and it's only, like, 19, 20 miles away,
00:42:43so...
00:42:44You want someone to run 20 miles across open country to a line on a cartoon map?
00:42:45Hell, that road probably doesn't even see traffic more than once a month.
00:42:46And who's gonna make that run?
00:42:47I will.
00:42:48I run.
00:42:49Dashing between soccer games and PTA meetings doesn't count, lady.
00:42:50I run chairs.
00:42:51I run chairs.
00:42:52You're going to be right now.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:55I don't know.
00:42:56But look, there's, um, there's a highway southeast of here, and it's only, like, 19, 20 miles away,
00:42:57so...
00:42:58You want someone to run 20 miles across open country to a line on a cartoon map?
00:43:03Hell, that road probably doesn't even see traffic more than once a month.
00:43:06But who's gonna make that run?
00:43:09I will.
00:43:12I run.
00:43:14Dashing between soccer games and PTA meetings doesn't count, lady.
00:43:17I run charity marathons for breast cancer, for leukemia.
00:43:20I can run.
00:43:20On the street, during the day, with people handing you water.
00:43:23We're talking about terrain unsuitable for frilly skirts and high heels.
00:43:27You think I'm an idiot, Mr. Yarborough?
00:43:28Do you think I don't know that?
00:43:30I think we can hold this place.
00:43:31No, we can't hold.
00:43:32We can't just sit here.
00:43:34Somebody's got to get out here and get help, and I am going to go.
00:43:36I'm telling you.
00:43:37Hey!
00:43:38Get off me.
00:43:42Those anger management classes not working for you, Coach.
00:43:45We can hold this place.
00:43:49Can't hold.
00:43:51How am I going to get past all those idiots out there?
00:43:58No.
00:44:00No, Sam, that's a really bad idea.
00:44:03I can't shoot an arrow into a person.
00:44:06I'm vegan.
00:44:07I can't do it.
00:44:18A bow and arrow, Sam?
00:44:20It worked for Robin Hood.
00:44:22Robin Hood didn't have a pack of psychotic freaks shooting bullet holes in his tights.
00:44:26You really think Annabelle can do this?
00:44:28It's worth a shot.
00:44:30Is that chick still out there?
00:44:32No.
00:44:34She's gone.
00:44:34She's gone.
00:44:34I know.
00:44:53I'm sorry.
00:44:56I'm sorry.
00:44:57No point for neatness, Sam. Move your ass.
00:45:19Sam, come on. Look up. Look up.
00:45:21Sam, up. Shit.
00:45:27I have to let your stuff out here.
00:45:29I'm in a shadows.
00:45:31I have to put a gun on the back.
00:45:33Here.
00:45:35I need to go.
00:45:49Here.
00:45:51Look at him.
00:45:53Let's go.
00:46:23Sam, no more smart ideas.
00:46:53You think they saw me?
00:47:02Saw you?
00:47:04Did you just show these bastards how to get inside?
00:47:08They compromised their security for what?
00:47:11For this?
00:47:12They're walkies, hawkies.
00:47:13I thought they might come in handy, dickhead.
00:47:15Hey, you two, just stop it.
00:47:20What made you decide to rescue my laundry?
00:47:22I don't know, I thought you might have something useful.
00:47:25Just some gym clothes and some dirty underwear.
00:47:30Here.
00:47:32When you get out.
00:47:34Hey, hey, that's it, that's it.
00:47:36The camera, I need it.
00:47:37Please, give it.
00:47:39Ah, yes.
00:47:45With this, I can finish the gun.
00:47:48Tsss.
00:47:50Illiterate, illegal, and a freaking lunatic.
00:47:52You, you sick.
00:48:15Mr.
00:49:17You guys know I can't do this, right?
00:49:27I can't kill anyone.
00:49:29Yeah, you can, honey.
00:49:30You ain't that special.
00:49:31Babe.
00:49:46Are they fit?
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:15Perfect.
00:50:18What the hell were you doing on a bus in the middle of nowhere on Christmas Eve?
00:50:23I was at my sister's funeral.
00:50:25I'm a single mom, you know, so I, uh, I didn't want my kids to travel, you know, this close
00:50:33to Christmas and all.
00:50:35Good thing they weren't on that bus.
00:50:36Your sister, uh, she had cancer.
00:50:42Yeah, my sister, Mama.
00:50:45Me.
00:50:46Breast cancer.
00:50:47These are my girls.
00:50:52That's Gracie and Emma.
00:50:54They're beautiful.
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:57So I run.
00:51:00I'm all they got.
00:51:02Here.
00:51:06Just in case, you know.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:11I understand.
00:51:11Hey, whatever happens, you don't stop.
00:51:19That's something I learned from the convoy drivers in Iraq.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:23I'm sorry about whatever happened to you over there.
00:51:28Hey.
00:51:31I, um, I brought you your flashlight.
00:51:34Oh, thank you.
00:51:35I'm gonna need that.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38I also brought you this.
00:51:40Ha, ha.
00:51:41In case I run into any rubber bad guys?
00:51:44No, it, it, it has a, a compass on the help.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Do you know how to read a compass, Maudie?
00:51:50Yeah, I'm a Girl Scout leader.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:54This is for you.
00:51:56From your friend.
00:52:07Go stallions, right?
00:52:09You a praying man, Mr. Yarborough?
00:52:12Only on Friday nights.
00:52:14Kick off in halftime.
00:52:16It's Friday night.
00:52:18Hm.
00:52:20Merry Christmas.
00:52:21Merry Christmas.
00:52:47You see camera out there?
00:52:48Stuck by that old tractor.
00:52:51Any chance that I, I might just sneak past them?
00:52:54Yeah, but if they catch you, they're gonna, yeah.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:53:04I told Sam, I told you all.
00:53:15I can't do this.
00:53:18I'm not gonna do this, Maudie.
00:53:20I can't do this.
00:53:21I can't shoot someone.
00:53:27Look.
00:53:29This isn't fair.
00:53:31This isn't right.
00:53:35But Annabelle, honey, I'm a mother.
00:53:36I have children.
00:53:38I have children.
00:53:38I can't die.
00:53:41Don't let me die.
00:53:42I have children.
00:53:54I have children.
00:54:00I have children.
00:54:01Okay, he hasn't seen her yet.
00:54:30Hit him.
00:54:32Hit him.
00:54:46Go, shoot.
00:54:47I can't.
00:54:53Hit him.
00:54:54What's happening?
00:54:55Your princess just let her friend die.
00:54:58Tell her to fire.
00:54:59Tell her she has to fire.
00:55:09Sam!
00:55:10Sam, two of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:13God damn it, they'll get inside.
00:55:20Sam, look out!
00:55:21Sam, look out!
00:55:36Sam, look out!
00:55:49No!
00:55:50No!
00:55:51No!
00:55:52Ah.
00:55:53Ah!
00:55:55Ah!
00:55:56Ah!
00:55:58Ah!
00:56:03Ah!
00:56:05Ah!
00:56:06No!
00:56:35No!
00:56:36She's going to make it.
00:56:49Marty's going to make it.
00:56:51Go, baby, go.
00:57:36Hey, it's okay.
00:57:46Now, what is, honey?
00:57:47You did what you had to do.
00:57:49It's okay.
00:57:53It's okay.
00:57:54It's okay.
00:57:56It's okay.
00:57:57It's okay.
00:58:06She, uh, killed two, for sure.
00:58:33I don't know about the one I hit.
00:58:36I'll say it leaves four, maybe five.
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:45That, uh, biker on the road, was that the first you ever...
00:58:51No.
00:58:59It gets easier, right?
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:06Good.
00:59:24They're up to something.
00:59:25We're going after Marty.
00:59:34Well, what should we do?
00:59:36Nothing.
00:59:37She's running.
00:59:38She'll either get caught, or she won't.
00:59:41Damn.
00:59:42That was cold.
00:59:43Oh, my God.
01:00:01You're right, baby.
01:00:05That's great.
01:00:06That's great.
01:00:06That's great.
01:00:07It's really, it's beautiful.
01:00:15ites.
01:00:17That's great.
01:00:18Well, I was still here.
01:00:19I was again.
01:00:24You...
01:00:25Oh
01:00:55I don't know.
01:01:25Let's put her inside the RV.
01:01:42She said you made her laugh.
01:01:45Never when I was trying to.
01:01:49How long were you two together?
01:01:51Three days.
01:01:51Somehow, that seems worse than if we had just been strangers, I guess.
01:02:01We were on our way down to Vegas, and she was going to deal cards,
01:02:06and I was going to get a job in one of those singing wedding chapels.
01:02:10I guess somehow, I always figured I was going to screw it up somehow.
01:02:17Friends, come! Come! Come! Come!
01:02:22Hey, girl.
01:02:25Ay.
01:02:28Lo siento mucho.
01:02:30Thanks.
01:02:32Mira.
01:02:33Ya cae el caĆ±Ć³n.
01:02:35Con esto nos podemos defender.
01:02:37Mira, aquĆ estĆ” la cĆ”mara.
01:02:38He had it again?
01:02:40Can we defend it?
01:02:41Yeah, but son of a bitch.
01:02:43What, do you understand that?
01:02:45To defend, yes!
01:03:08Boom, boom, boom!
01:03:10So, flammable, like gasoline?
01:03:13No, we used, uh...
01:03:15Uh...
01:03:17See, see, see!
01:03:19I can't...
01:03:20Hairspray, we used hairspray.
01:03:22See, see!
01:03:23First arrows, not potato cannons.
01:03:25What's next, a BB gun?
01:03:27No, no, no, these things will shoot anything you put in them.
01:03:29You put nails down there, rocks, whatever.
01:03:32Yeah, but where are we gonna get hairspray from?
01:03:35Screw hairspray.
01:03:36We've got ether, starter fluid.
01:03:39Yes, yes, yes, here.
01:03:41And then...
01:03:42Boom!
01:04:06Boom!
01:04:07Boom!
01:04:08Boom!
01:04:09Boom!
01:04:10Boom!
01:04:11Boom!
01:04:12Boom!
01:04:13Boom!
01:04:14Boom!
01:04:15Boom!
01:04:16Boom!
01:04:17Boom!
01:04:18Boom!
01:04:19Boom!
01:04:20Boom!
01:04:21Boom!
01:04:22Boom!
01:04:23Boom!
01:04:24Boom!
01:04:25Okay, that was too far down and to the right.
01:04:27You need to elevate the barrel if you want to take out those bikes.
01:04:30Boom!
01:04:31You still need to move you suddenly.
01:04:32He'sƩl weak, so Sicheralls.
01:04:35You seen them?
01:04:36Please?
01:04:37Use them.
01:04:38No, you weren't.
01:04:39I said.
01:04:40You sat here as well once...
01:04:41Hey.
01:04:43God pretty sure!
01:04:44Son of a bitch.
01:05:14Son of a bitch.
01:05:44Animals.
01:05:54Come on.
01:06:04Come on.
01:06:18Go after.
01:06:23What about you?
01:06:24I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:06:25Let's go.
01:06:35Come on.
01:06:45Come on.
01:06:51Let's light her up.
01:07:05Light her up.
01:07:17Let's light her up.
01:07:45Let's light her up.
01:07:55Let's light her up.
01:08:01Let's light her up.
01:08:17Let's light her up.
01:08:33Cole, don't shoot.
01:08:37Cole, we're okay.
01:08:39We drove him back.
01:08:41We held, soldier.
01:08:43We held.
01:08:45Let's light her up.
01:08:57Let's light her up.
01:08:59Let's light her up.
01:09:01Let's light her up.
01:09:13Let's light her up.
01:09:15Let's light her up.
01:09:17Let's light her up.
01:09:31Let's light her up.
01:09:33Let's light her up.
01:09:35I can't die.
01:09:47I have children.
01:09:49I have children!
01:10:03I have children!
01:10:06I have children!
01:10:11I have children.
01:10:13I have children.
01:10:21Shh.
01:10:35I'm sorry.
01:10:38I'm sorry.
01:10:43I'm sorry.
01:10:48I'm sorry.
01:10:52I'm sorry.
01:11:00I'm sorry.
01:11:02This is a famous one, and this is a famous one for the Vs.
01:11:32Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
01:12:02Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
01:12:32Oh, my God.
01:13:02Hey, asshole!
01:13:12I need this car.
01:13:29Keys are in it.
01:13:32How many others made it off the bus?
01:13:35Seven when I left. Seven.
01:13:38Meredith Cole?
01:13:40She's hurt, but she's tough.
01:13:42You know her?
01:13:43I've been trying to catch up with her.
01:13:46At the end of this road, turn south.
01:13:49There's like a little town 10, 20 miles back.
01:13:52We can call this in.
01:13:53They'll be dead before we get help.
01:13:55Sun's coming up.
01:13:57Yes, ma'am. Possibly, ma'am.
01:14:00Let's go. We got a lot of ground to cover.
01:14:10Let's go. We got a lot of ground to cover.
01:14:22How many are there?
01:14:24Six. Eight. I don't know, maybe more.
01:14:28Cole, what do you think?
01:14:30Run.
01:14:31You're busted up, soldier.
01:14:33You wouldn't make it a hundred feet.
01:14:34Not me. The rest of you.
01:14:36Just leave me this shotgun and a couple of Molotovs.
01:14:39No, we're not...
01:14:40Get out of here.
01:14:41Why? So they can hunt us down and kill us one by one?
01:14:43Coach, we can hold.
01:14:46Duke.
01:14:47Duke.
01:14:49Senua.
01:14:52Annabelle.
01:14:53I'm good for another two or three, but then after that you boys are going to have to start pulling your weight with the rest.
01:14:57Let's do this.
01:15:00Let's get ready.
01:15:03Alhamdulillah.
01:15:05What does that mean?
01:15:06Something the Iraqis used to say.
01:15:08When they drove a dangerous stretch of road, praise be to Allah for getting my ass back in one piece.
01:15:16I'll be seeing you, Sam.
01:15:29You got a name?
01:15:30You know El Nombre?
01:15:31Si. Ramon Amacho Eladio Vargas.
01:15:38I took these off our dead scumbags.
01:15:47SeƱorita! SeƱorita! A ver!
01:15:49You made arrows?
01:15:52Flechas.
01:16:08Ā”Rom, rum!
01:16:09Oh-oh!
01:16:10Ah Dong.
01:16:11Ah-a!
01:16:12Oh-oh.
01:16:15You ain't got a three pincusfolio from Mik Š²ŠøŠ“Šµ.
01:16:17Ah-ah!
01:16:18WowOh-oh-oh!
01:16:19What do you think?
01:16:20How are you doing?
01:16:21Aw Hope enough.
01:16:23How are you doing?
01:16:24How are you making money?!
01:16:27Ah-a!
01:16:28It's on my own Brady!
01:16:29You ain't got nothing but more athletic though.
01:16:32Now you can do it.
01:16:34Run, run, run!
01:16:44Asshole!
01:16:50Let him have it!
01:17:04Whoa, whoa!
01:17:34Son of a bitch, must die!
01:17:49Son of a bitch, must die!
01:18:01Duke!
01:18:02Duke!
01:18:03I got it, boss.
01:18:16Marker, Texas!
01:18:25Coach!
01:18:32Ah!
01:18:45too!
01:18:46BATATTA BOOM
01:19:04Hey, motherfucker!
01:19:13You should have never come back.
01:19:40I hope we have some ammo left.
01:19:43I'm our running coach.
01:19:53Hold on!
01:20:13Oh, my God.
01:20:15Duke.
01:20:19We're too late.
01:20:23I got to eat too late.
01:20:25I got to eat too late.
01:20:33I got to eat too late.
01:20:43Hey.
01:20:53Hey.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:55Hey.
01:20:56Sam.
01:20:57You okay?
01:20:59Lord, graze my head.
01:21:00Let's get out of here.
01:21:09Let's get out of here.
01:21:10Let's get out of here.
01:21:11Let's get out of here.
01:21:16Let's get out of here.
01:21:18Let's get out of here.
01:21:22Hey, Sarge.
01:21:32Hey, Sarge.
01:21:44Hey, Sarge.
01:21:45And, uh, Mr. Vargas, he's in surgery.
01:21:59They're optimistic, so...
01:22:01Vargas.
01:22:02Vargas is a good name.
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05Look, I'm sorry.
01:22:06The sergeant, he didn't tell me he was hunting you.
01:22:10It's okay.
01:22:11I understand you had a really big knife at the time.
01:22:14Yeah.
01:22:15These hospitals, they kind of give me the creeps, so...
01:22:21You'll have to wait here.
01:22:24Your girls are here.
01:22:27Don't stop.
01:22:32Don't ever stop.
01:22:35You too.
01:22:37Thanks.
01:22:39Hey.
01:22:42Hey.
01:22:43Hey.
01:22:44Hey!
01:22:45So terrible.
01:22:46Hey.
01:22:47Hey, Sarge.
01:22:52Be a good man.
01:22:53ä»»um dover.
01:23:06Ask me to go to Medo Sergeant.
01:23:09Eggnog sucks.
01:23:22I spoke to the doctors.
01:23:25They want to keep you.
01:23:28But I'm satisfied you're tough enough for travel.
01:23:31Thanks, Sarge.
01:23:32You know how much I hate hospital food.
01:23:35You'll be cuffed and taken to Fort Bliss
01:23:37where you'll be formally charged with desertion.
01:23:40The corporal, the woman that these civilians talk about
01:23:44isn't the one that I know.
01:23:47So you had to tell them about her?
01:23:50Why you ran isn't my concern.
01:23:53Personally, I think the captain deserved it.
01:24:00But I don't make those calls.
01:24:06Get dressed, corporal.
01:24:07You've got about, uh, 20 minutes
01:24:11before the, uh, car from Bliss gets here.
01:24:14Archie?
01:24:18Merry Christmas, sunshine.
01:24:19Oh, my God.
01:24:40Road trip?
01:24:42Buckle up.
01:24:43Marty's orders.
01:24:44Don't stop.
01:24:48Ahamdulillah.
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