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00:00:12This ain't normal.
00:00:15Oh my God!
00:00:17What the hell?
00:00:23Come on!
00:00:24I ran, I ran so far
00:00:32Jesus worked.
00:00:33Looks like we're going company in state tonight.
00:00:36I ran all night and day
00:00:40What do you think of our cocky van?
00:00:44That was horrible!
00:00:48I couldn't get away
00:00:51I slept so good.
00:00:52Of course she did.
00:00:53You're in like paradise out there.
00:00:59Oh!
00:01:00Disaster!
00:01:02Struggle in peace.
00:01:03Is that me in prison or something?
00:01:05I'm a bit scared for this rice, I'm not going to lie.
00:01:12Anna's boots.
00:01:13Oh no.
00:01:15Okay, don't do that.
00:01:17I ate with a dog cow.
00:01:19Compliments to the chefs?
00:01:20No.
00:01:22No, no, no.
00:01:23No, no, no.
00:01:24No, no, no.
00:01:25No, don't do that.
00:01:29The honeymoon is well and truly over.
00:01:31And reality is starting to bite.
00:01:33Because the jungle takes no prisoners.
00:01:35It's time to stand up and be counted.
00:01:37Here on I'm a Celebrity.
00:01:38Get me out of here!
00:01:39Get me out of here!
00:01:41No.
00:01:42No.
00:01:43Get me out of here!
00:01:44Get me out of here!
00:01:45You can't be playing around.
00:01:49Really?
00:01:50Get me out of here!
00:01:52Water.
00:01:54And go get the bucket.
00:01:56Nothing to be allá with a roof.
00:01:58And go get to the roof.
00:02:00Get me out of here!
00:02:01Hello, good morning, good evening, and welcome to Australia,
00:02:19where right now ten celebrities are down there, right down there,
00:02:23living exactly as our ancestors did thousands of years ago,
00:02:28sleeping outside, cooking on a basic fire,
00:02:30and having their entire lives controlled by the I'm A Celebrity app.
00:02:34Good to get back to basics.
00:02:35Isn't it, yes.
00:02:36So good to get back to basics.
00:02:37Coming up on a bumper show tonight,
00:02:39there's the first Deals on Wheels of the series.
00:02:43They love it here.
00:02:44Martin Kemp talks James Bond auditions,
00:02:47plus Ruby Wax and Ginge take on a truly epic eating trial.
00:02:51This time last week, Ginge was in his bedroom playing FIFA,
00:02:55but seven days later, he's gone from screaming while he beats Arsenal
00:02:58to screaming while he eats an arse.
00:03:00Ah!
00:03:02Save it.
00:03:03Save it.
00:03:04Don't do it.
00:03:05It's good, though.
00:03:05It's good.
00:03:06It's a belter.
00:03:06Belter.
00:03:07It's a belter.
00:03:07As always, with the trials, you're in control of who does them,
00:03:10so make sure you download the AmiCelebrity app
00:03:12and register to vote.
00:03:14Do it now!
00:03:15OK, Ant, OK.
00:03:17But we start with an unexpected visitor
00:03:19sneaking into camp in the dead of night.
00:03:21An annoying little creature
00:03:23who's often found eating leftovers
00:03:25and sniffing around the bin.
00:03:27You've got to stop doing that.
00:03:28I wasn't in there long.
00:03:29A rat scared me off.
00:03:31LAUGHTER
00:03:32A rat scared me off.
00:04:02I slept so good oh oh oh oh oh oh I slept so good I looked over our guys on the basic beds
00:04:14you know I do feel sorry for them I did but it also made me realize yeah at any given time those
00:04:19beds could be taken away from you and you'll be back down there so I yeah I've got to make the
00:04:25most of it and I am oh I am morning my lovelies morning darling I have to say you guys smell so
00:04:32much better this morning do we yeah you've done a little tango with nature so we're back on track
00:04:40we've aired ourselves out we're back on track oh man that was a good sleep oh I slept so good
00:04:47of course you did no you're in like paradise up there don't do that don't do that come on look at
00:04:53this not even look at this not even a blanket they have really been spoilt rotten these boys they are
00:04:59literally living their best lives and we are just slumming it in our rock-hard beds I've just had
00:05:05to block it out though do you know where there's um you look absolutely gorgeous Ruby you do which
00:05:13part of me every part of you no start honestly every part your hair looks amazing honestly you look like
00:05:19just walked in here I look like this when I came in I know it hasn't improved waking up this morning
00:05:26it's it's it is completely like a dream I can't believe this is where I am but everybody is really
00:05:32smiling at you and you think I love this group no I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush my breath
00:05:54will stink no one wants that that's like worse than a trial smell in my breath after not cleaning them
00:05:58for a couple of days oh please be careful Lisa handle it's fine well where do you think it was
00:06:06it's there please it's I think it's right yeah but where's there baby I just saw it a minute ago yeah
00:06:13oh yeah yeah see oh you're brilliant Lisa saved the day she got right down there don't think she's
00:06:25allowed down there to be honest she's breaking the rules and everything she's a bad man yeah she's
00:06:29retrieved the toothbrush climbed over the fence Bob's your uncle I'm gonna meditate nice anybody want to
00:06:39go with me meditate yeah how do we meditate oh I'll tell you oh are you doing like a guided thing yeah I
00:06:44can do that yeah I've never meditated before if you know Kelly no you'll find yourself really you
00:06:51will find yourself nice I mean to be honest I just wanted to go because I was so fascinated by how she
00:06:57would do it put your spine up so you're feeling really grounded so then we'll just send our focus to
00:07:08a sense so just send it to sound and then in a couple seconds you'll notice that the thoughts are
00:07:15coming in because they have to otherwise you're not human okay you can open your eyes or wiggle your
00:07:22toes that okay yeah it's really a science you learn because I went to university 10 years ago 10 years ago
00:07:33yeah got my degree in what in what like neuroscience mindfulness and cognitive therapy at Oxford and I
00:07:40was really stupid as a kid what do they think when you walked in to the classroom they thought here's
00:07:48it you know what I mean they were snobby where they were snobby yeah thank you so much we've we've
00:07:56bonded over something that's so beautiful which is peace and it was driven purely by Ruby she's just you
00:08:02know she's iconic who wants me to make rice and beans okay yeah I'll probably okay you know what
00:08:10should I put the beans in with the rice yes okay absolutely I'm very good with the rice I think
00:08:15that might be my terrain rice woman oh look at this it's not we're in prison or something
00:08:25isn't it I'm a bit scared for this rice I'm not gonna lie thank you yes please so thank y'all you're
00:08:34welcome oh I'm struggling with this yeah I'm just kind of like yeah yeah burnt rice and undercooked beans
00:08:47for breakfast probably not something I want to do every day so we really need to figure this out so
00:08:54I think it's really important that whoever goes out for a trial today we need them to win a lot of stars
00:08:58nothing absolutely nothing it's hilarious we'll see how it goes I can't eat that me I'm not being funny
00:09:11welcome back celebrity get me out of here I think are we back we're back we're back we're back we're as
00:09:30always anything could happen exciting isn't it what's gonna happen next I don't know it hasn't
00:09:36happened yet but anything could happen fair point how high can I jump by the way really high so then
00:09:42after starting the day eating burnt rice and raw beans the celebs called a meeting about how to
00:09:47make the jungle experience more enjoyable for everyone okay a good idea and I'm just spitballing
00:09:55here yes I'm just riffing yes but could I suggest stop serving burnt rice and raw beans that's why
00:10:00here's the ideas guy it might be we were just throwing around ideas like is it worth having
00:10:06a bit of like a community meeting like every morning or evening I think it's a good idea to
00:10:11go around every day and say what's going on I think so because if somebody's looking at you funny
00:10:16you'll know oh something's going on I like that that's a nice little thing yeah you start go on
00:10:21other I know it's early days but it feels really harmonious everyone feels really calm and happy and
00:10:27the contentment is not going to last all the time we should have a little patch of to maintain it a
00:10:33little bit as much as we can oh yeah regardless I think we will all have times when we will get
00:10:42down and I think the main thing that I would like to put into this camp is support for one another
00:10:48yeah Jack I'm happy to be here like I'd like a almost like an a bit of an exhale being here it's like
00:10:59because we can't the outside world doesn't really matter at this point yeah feels feeling a little
00:11:06melancholy last night but you know I think it's just homesick and yeah and all that you know it's
00:11:12been a rough year but yeah just happy to be here with everyone I'm most sure ready oh I just um I'm
00:11:27really happy to be here too obviously I just if we're being really open and honest I just really
00:11:34don't want my anxiety to ruin it to me um it won't this is gonna be and it's not good normal to feel
00:11:43like that yeah it's normal yeah I mean and you know what you're not alone because you've got us yeah
00:11:47yeah you all seem like a lovely family so Shona has been so beautifully open about her anxiety and
00:12:01she's she's been suffering James yeah don't think cause you're stirring the beans over there
00:12:07you're getting away from there I know your trip yeah I feel like that's the first time he's stirred anything
00:12:12relax relax relax relax relax relax relax
00:12:22when Ginge went to therapy
00:12:25this is why I didn't want therapy this is why I didn't want therapy
00:12:34everyone spilling the beans made Ginge spill the beans right literally I'm going early here right
00:12:39come on but this lot are hapless are they are they bunch of idiots they're gonna struggle in there
00:12:45they might do they really are time now for the first bush took a trial of this series and while the
00:12:50celebrities waited to find out who'd be doing it Lisa Riley announced which of
00:12:55us two she finds more attractive but who would it be
00:12:59in no particular order deck it might be you
00:13:08and it might be you so it's between aunt and deck Lisa Riley has decided the presenter she finds most attractive is
00:13:26new jack and or deck and dear yeah yeah and way tastier than you are really oh god I'm
00:13:40stupid you say yeah that would like just that could look after you you know that could tuck in at night
00:13:45where I think aunt will give you a nice night
00:13:52I'm a red-blooded 49 year old woman and yes I do think that aunt McPartland is very juicy
00:14:00good morning you can go to Chanel you don't have to buy anything but you can look I'm a very
00:14:06very very happily settled relationship lady with my out but um you know I can still have a look
00:14:13so Ginge and Ruby the public have decided the person they want to see face the divy is the both of you
00:14:21never thought in a million years this was going this way the first trial of the series and the
00:14:33pressures down to me and Ruby wax how do you feel Ginge the anxiety is through the roof right now
00:14:40just see whatever happens happens I'm more than happy to be paired up with Ruby
00:14:45me and Ruby have got a great relationship yes it's only just started but who knows where it can end
00:14:52you good no I'm shitting myself oh yeah Ruby you and me you don't need to shit yourself I will protect you
00:14:57at all times all right of all the people in in the camp I'm happiest to be paired up with Ginge
00:15:03because I know he'll have my back I know he's kind of a gentleman underneath the um kind of moronic
00:15:10you are gonna be amazing all right amazing I'm gonna do it I'm trying to breathe I'm trying to breathe
00:15:19are you too ready yeah yeah yeah
00:15:29Yeah
00:15:30Ginge remember where you from brother I will do Manchester yeah baby you got this come on
00:15:34Come on in Illinois they're gonna do great. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna be fine
00:15:42Lovely walking if we don't come back with stars. We're not coming back. Do you understand?
00:15:46There's gonna be a runner like you've never seen. Yeah
00:15:50We promise that we can't walk into that come look look look Jack in the eyes and say zero stars. Yeah, we're eating rice again
00:15:56Hi, nice to see you nice to see you to grab a seat. Good to see you. You too, mate. Welcome to
00:16:05the divy
00:16:07This is the jungles
00:16:09most exclusive
00:16:11swankiest
00:16:12vip restaurant very all the stars come and dine here it is normally impossible to get a table
00:16:19We know the owner we pull some strings
00:16:24It's gonna be a wonderful lunch. You're welcome by the way. You're welcome now. This is of course an eaten trial
00:16:30There are 10 rounds
00:16:31Each round is worth a star every star you get is a meal for company
00:16:36Okay, you can pass on a dish if you don't like the look of it, but you can't go back to it
00:16:40So you will lose that star. Okay, and you don't have to do this trial
00:16:44But if you both don't want to do it, you'll head back empty. We can't do that. That's illegal
00:16:50Do you want to give it a go? Yeah, sure bring it on change. Yeah, okay
00:16:56Right, let's dive straight in with round one shall we I love first in this one is change losses
00:17:03On the wall here are all of the celebrities that dine here regularly. Yeah, is that including Maya Janna
00:17:10She's got a dish that was inspired by her. Okay. Should we bring it out? Yeah. Ranger
00:17:16What is he wearing?
00:17:19Maya loves eating this when she comes here doesn't she she loves it this so much so we've called this dish cryo jammer
00:17:28This is cockroaches and mealworms and all on all on what are you doing?
00:17:33They put no the garnish on oh my lord above that's dehydrated critters
00:17:39Oh mate, they're soft and everything
00:17:50Welcome back time a celebrity get me out of here live from australia. That's us there
00:17:55With him deck took you in donnelly. I hand him and juicy show you a good night
00:18:04And I will so
00:18:06Ginge and ruby were dining out at australia's most exclusive restaurant the divy and a quick
00:18:13Quick penis fact for all you um penis fat fans out there
00:18:18There are actually five different types of penis on the menu in the divy well that is at least according to tip advisor
00:18:26Oh
00:18:29Look at that that was an actual joke actual joke 25 series in and we've finally done one
00:18:35Good to see you
00:18:41You're not getting any more
00:18:43Now it's time for ginge to tuck into his first course
00:18:48Oh mate they're soft and everything
00:18:50So you need to eat five mealworms and five cockroaches okay, I'm gonna do cockroaches first
00:18:59Apparently the garnish really makes it yeah makes it yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my lord above and actually you can eat these yeah
00:19:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can
00:19:10You can
00:19:14Three two one go
00:19:16Oh
00:19:19Well done
00:19:26Whoa these are weird you don't like these no the they're so weird
00:19:32Oh, you went for a big swallow there
00:19:34Oh, I've done it. Thank you. Well done
00:19:39If that's the one we're starting with we're in trouble
00:19:41Right Ruby on to you. Yeah, let's find another diner who's been here our old mate over there timothy chalamet
00:19:50Now when he comes here
00:19:52He likes to eat this next dish ranger
00:19:56It's called rimothy chalamet
00:20:00And it's a witchetty grub just got a little bit of garnish for you
00:20:04Which is a cricket crouton so at the witchy grub and the cricket garnish at the same time do the cricket first just
00:20:13I'll do the easy way a little of my yeah, exactly
00:20:18Three two one
00:20:20I
00:20:24Like that didn't even flinch didn't pinch did you very good?
00:20:28How are you gonna tackle this people have done these before they actually say they don't taste that bad all right there's like turkey
00:20:35three two one three two one
00:20:41It's turkey just turkey that's it yeah turkey stuffing sandwich
00:20:50Look at that ruby did it taste like turkey not at all yeah, I've never heard turkey
00:20:56No, I don't know, but it was it was helpful right round three change look up there
00:21:03That's margot robbie
00:21:05She was in barber. She dines here so much. They've named a dish after her as well
00:21:12This dish is called the margot gobby
00:21:16No, I knew it was coming the cow tongue
00:21:19full-tongue actually
00:21:20Full-tongue
00:21:21That's tomato to garnish
00:21:22No
00:21:23Any need
00:21:25Now that is a little fish eye glaze if you'd like to just dip it in the glaze
00:21:29Okay, no more good thanks to win your star
00:21:34You need you have to you have to rub it around in the glaze
00:21:38Go jim
00:21:39That's it well done well done
00:21:41Just chew hard
00:21:46Don't vomit
00:21:50You can you can feel free to dip
00:21:53No, maybe not maybe not
00:21:55Is it quite dry really dry?
00:21:56Why don't you just mix it in with the glaze again?
00:21:59Give it a bit of moisture
00:22:00I'm just trying to help on moisture
00:22:02Yeah
00:22:04You're in it. You're in the zone now
00:22:07Oh, no, don't do it. Don't do it
00:22:09Swallow it's ever coming out
00:22:10Don't be sick now
00:22:13No, no, no, no
00:22:14Ging, no, come on
00:22:15You're nearly there
00:22:16Are you
00:22:16Come on, we are on your side
00:22:17Yeah
00:22:18Oh
00:22:20Nothing in there
00:22:21Yay
00:22:21Well done, Ging
00:22:23I thought we're going to have to take you to VAR then
00:22:26Well done though, you did it
00:22:28Three out of three in total
00:22:30Ruby
00:22:30Yeah
00:22:31Look over there
00:22:32It's our old mate
00:22:34Ronan Keating
00:22:35So Ronan comes here a lot
00:22:37So the chef renamed this one Ronan Teating
00:22:42Which is
00:22:44A cow's teat with a little garnish of duck tongue coolie
00:22:51It's only a nipple
00:22:52Just one, the one on the stick
00:22:54Oh, just the one on the stick
00:22:55See the portion on the stick
00:22:55It's got hairs
00:22:56A little dip in the coolie
00:22:58Yeah
00:22:59Yeah
00:22:59There we go
00:23:00Three, two, one
00:23:01One
00:23:02Just beef
00:23:03Exactly the same as mine, just beef
00:23:05It's crunchy that one
00:23:06Oh is it
00:23:08Take yourself away
00:23:08I'm away
00:23:10I'm on an island
00:23:11Far away from this
00:23:12Listening to boys on
00:23:13Yeah, she loves it
00:23:20Well done
00:23:20She's done it again
00:23:21Ruby
00:23:22Yeah
00:23:22Second star for you
00:23:24Four in total now
00:23:26Okay
00:23:26Ging
00:23:27Back over to you
00:23:28Oh, I recognise him over there
00:23:32Isn't that Simon Cowell?
00:23:33It is Simon Cowell
00:23:34Does he come here a lot?
00:23:35Not as much as he used to
00:23:36Oh, right
00:23:37He goes to the sister restaurant in Malibu
00:23:39In Malibu
00:23:40Yeah
00:23:40Oh, I don't know
00:23:40He goes to that one
00:23:41But they have named a dish after him in Malibu
00:23:45Really?
00:23:45And they've started serving it here
00:23:47The Slimon Cowell
00:23:48This is
00:23:50This is
00:23:50What the?
00:23:51Snails
00:23:53With a beachworm reduction
00:23:55Mmm
00:23:56Oh, yes
00:23:57You have to eat all of the snails
00:23:59Yeah
00:24:00Go, baby
00:24:00Look, that's got the shits going out its arse
00:24:05Still edible
00:24:06That's it
00:24:06Little dip
00:24:07Dip poppin' in
00:24:08Beachworm
00:24:09That was the smallest dip in the world
00:24:10Dip to dip
00:24:11Yeah
00:24:12Dip to dip
00:24:12Oh, dip to dip
00:24:16What's it like?
00:24:18Snail?
00:24:19I've not been joking
00:24:19Grass
00:24:20He's gonna do it
00:24:32I can feel it
00:24:35Dip to dip
00:24:36Tiniest dip
00:24:40Oh, don't start that
00:24:42Come on
00:24:43Don't be a wuss
00:24:43Five of six
00:24:49Five of six
00:24:49Very good
00:24:50One last one
00:24:51A dip to dip
00:24:52It's gonna go
00:24:53And then it goes
00:24:53It's gonna go
00:24:59Angry ginger's done it again
00:25:02Well done, kidder
00:25:04Five stars in total now
00:25:06Ruby
00:25:07The great dame herself
00:25:08Yeah
00:25:09Judy Dench
00:25:10Judy Dench
00:25:10She loves it here
00:25:12And has a dish named after her too
00:25:14Dame Spewdy Dench
00:25:16Oh, no
00:25:17It's vomit fruit
00:25:19It's fruit
00:25:20It's just fruit
00:25:21Okay
00:25:21The only thing
00:25:22Only thing not to do
00:25:23Smell it
00:25:24With a vomit fruit jus
00:25:26Jus
00:25:26I knew we'd have a jus
00:25:27I knew there'd be a jus
00:25:28There's always a jus
00:25:29At these kind of places
00:25:30Isn't there
00:25:31All three
00:25:35Put it straight in your mouth
00:25:36I don't even think about it
00:25:37Give me three, two, one
00:25:38Three, two, one
00:25:40Shove it in
00:25:42It's really nice
00:25:43It's like a pickle
00:25:43It's just like a pickle
00:25:45Nice little sour pickle there
00:25:47Three, two, one
00:25:48There you go
00:25:48Next one
00:25:49Nice
00:25:51Just turkey again
00:25:52Isn't it
00:25:52Not turkey
00:25:54This is way
00:25:55Way over anything you've imagined
00:25:58You're doing amazing
00:25:58You're doing amazing
00:26:02Really good
00:26:03Look me in my eyes
00:26:03Look me in my eyes
00:26:05Ruby is powering through this
00:26:07You've got this
00:26:08One more bite
00:26:08That's all it is
00:26:09Finish what's in your gob
00:26:10There you go
00:26:11Boom
00:26:11Power through
00:26:12All right
00:26:13Nice
00:26:13That's it
00:26:14All the juices
00:26:15Think of it
00:26:15It's good for you
00:26:16That's fruit
00:26:16I got it
00:26:17She's done it
00:26:20Six out of six so far
00:26:22You guys are a formidable team
00:26:24Well done
00:26:24We have no choice
00:26:25Ginge
00:26:26Back to you
00:26:27Who can we see on here
00:26:28One of my favourite actors
00:26:30Of all time
00:26:31And he's Australian
00:26:32Oh really
00:26:32Can you guess who it is
00:26:33Tom Holland
00:26:37Russell Crowe
00:26:37Russell Crowe
00:26:38So this is his favourite dish
00:26:41It's one of those smoky dishes
00:26:43Russell Tor
00:26:45Camel Tor
00:26:46Camel
00:26:47Oh my lord
00:26:48Oh my god
00:26:48That was a cockroach infused smoke
00:26:51Oh thanks for that
00:26:52He doesn't look as impressed as I thought he would
00:26:54Well with the smoke
00:26:55I know
00:26:55That was
00:26:56No
00:26:57Yeah all of that please
00:27:00Eat it like a watermelon
00:27:02Knife and fork
00:27:03No
00:27:03I thought I might as well
00:27:04Maybe
00:27:04Hello
00:27:05Oh
00:27:06La de da
00:27:07You've changed since you've been on the telly
00:27:10Classy
00:27:21The good news is if you like it
00:27:23There's still a little bit left on there
00:27:24Don't you have to eat
00:27:28No no no no no no no
00:27:30Come on
00:27:30Okay don't do that
00:27:31Come on we want all ten to go back
00:27:33Come on
00:27:35No don't do that
00:27:36Nor Ginge
00:27:37Nor Ginge
00:27:38It's gone back up in my mouth
00:27:43Wow
00:27:43There's still a bit
00:27:44Yeah
00:27:44Yeah
00:27:44Yeah
00:27:45Okay
00:27:45That's the last bit
00:27:46That's the last bit
00:27:47Okay
00:27:48You've got to do this
00:27:49Don't get that bucket up
00:27:50Yeah no more bucket
00:27:51Think cheesecake
00:27:52Cheesecake
00:27:53Cheesecake love it
00:27:55Keep going
00:27:55All right
00:27:56Wolf cheesecake
00:27:56See it's getting the flavour
00:27:58What flavour
00:27:58Cheesecake
00:27:58Yeah
00:27:59That's the idea
00:27:59Bonoffee
00:28:00Bonoffee
00:28:00Bonoffee
00:28:01Bonoffee
00:28:01Bonoffee
00:28:02Mm-hmm
00:28:02Mm-hmm
00:28:03Mm-hmm
00:28:05Yes
00:28:05Whoa
00:28:06Whoa
00:28:07Oh my god
00:28:08Honestly I'm not joking
00:28:09Cheesecake out there
00:28:09Ruby so thank you
00:28:10Uh yeah
00:28:10Seven down
00:28:12Eighth dish
00:28:13Okay
00:28:14Shall we have a look on the walls again
00:28:15Another Australian actor up there above Russell Crowe
00:28:19Hugh Jackman
00:28:20Hugh Jackman
00:28:21Yeah
00:28:21Dishy isn't he
00:28:23Yeah
00:28:23Yeah you like him
00:28:24He's a dish
00:28:25Yeah
00:28:25He is a dish
00:28:26And he loves this dish
00:28:29Hugh Sackman
00:28:31Oh it's a
00:28:33It's a scrotum
00:28:34It's a ball sack
00:28:35It's a scrotum
00:28:35It's a pig's testicle
00:28:38Yeah
00:28:38With a fermented seaweed form infusion
00:28:42Go eat the whole thing
00:28:43Whole thing
00:28:44The whole testicle
00:28:46One two three
00:28:48Big fight
00:28:49It's nice
00:28:52It's nice
00:28:53It's just
00:28:53It's just a ball
00:28:54Cheesecake
00:28:54Just cheesecake
00:28:55Cheesecake
00:28:56Just cheesecake
00:28:56Just ball
00:28:57Cheesecake
00:28:58It's all right
00:29:00Take your mind off it
00:29:01Look into my eyes
00:29:02I'm so full
00:29:03You're full
00:29:04Imagine how full we're going to be tonight
00:29:05When you finish that
00:29:06Ball
00:29:07I never thought the day would pass
00:29:10Do really well Rumi
00:29:15You're just going to take your time
00:29:16There's no rush
00:29:17No
00:29:17The longer we're here
00:29:18The longer they're here
00:29:19We do actually need the table back
00:29:21In 20 minutes
00:29:23Yeah
00:29:23Who's coming in?
00:29:24Tom Hanks
00:29:25And David Arceloff
00:29:26Oh wow
00:29:27Yes
00:29:27Together at last
00:29:28I think I'm pregnant
00:29:31That's just a last little bit now
00:29:37Cheesecake
00:29:38Look at that
00:29:39Then just chew
00:29:40Just chew now
00:29:41Just chew and you've done it
00:29:42Well done
00:29:46Eight out of eight
00:29:49Angry Ginge
00:29:50Shall we have your final dish
00:29:52Send it in
00:29:53Have a look on the wall
00:29:53Who's your favourite actor on there
00:29:55Erm
00:29:56Ewan
00:29:58Doctor Strange
00:29:59That's the one
00:29:59Benedict Cumberbatch
00:30:00Benedict Cumberbatch
00:30:00He also eats here
00:30:01He does
00:30:03And he loves this dish
00:30:04So much
00:30:05Benedict
00:30:06Bumberbatch
00:30:08That is a pig's arsehole
00:30:12Isn't it
00:30:12Crocodile anus
00:30:14Watch this
00:30:14Watch this
00:30:15Watch this
00:30:15To celebrate the occasion
00:30:18We've just lit a little bit of paper there
00:30:21Which was in the hole
00:30:22Does he have to eat the whole thing?
00:30:26Just a bit on the stick
00:30:27A bit on the stick
00:30:28There we go
00:30:28Oh
00:30:29Did you like the paper?
00:30:31You didn't seem too impressed with the paper light
00:30:33I was a bit more distracted to be honest
00:30:35We thought we had a bigger response to that
00:30:37Normally Diana's clap
00:30:39They take selfies
00:30:40They do videos
00:30:41Benedict loved that a little bit
00:30:41Yeah
00:30:42Benedict Bumberbatch
00:30:43Loves it
00:30:44Come on
00:30:46Put that asshole in your mouth
00:30:48There you go
00:30:53There we go
00:30:53I take a while
00:30:54We've been going down
00:30:56And we're talking about
00:30:56No idea what you just said
00:30:58No idea
00:30:59Keep looking in my eyes
00:31:01No, no, no, no
00:31:02Don't
00:31:02Not now
00:31:03No, no
00:31:04Come so far
00:31:05No, no, don't
00:31:07No, no
00:31:07Don't you dare
00:31:08I'll stuff it back down you
00:31:10No, no, no
00:31:14Keep it in
00:31:15Keep it in
00:31:15Keep it in
00:31:16Keep it in
00:31:17Keep it in
00:31:18Keep it in
00:31:18Keep it in
00:31:19Keep it in
00:31:20Keep it in
00:31:20Keep it in
00:31:21Keep it in
00:31:21Keep it in
00:31:22Keep it in
00:31:22Keep it in
00:31:23Keep it in
00:31:23Keep it in
00:31:24Keep it in
00:31:24Keep it in
00:31:25Keep it in
00:31:25Keep it in
00:31:26Keep it in
00:31:26Keep it in
00:31:27Keep it in
00:31:27Keep it in
00:31:28Keep it in
00:31:28Keep it in
00:31:29Keep it in
00:31:29Keep it in
00:31:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:33No.
00:31:35Yes.
00:31:36Come on.
00:31:37You're done.
00:31:38Bravo.
00:31:39That's your five.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Just that crocodile arsehole.
00:31:43You did.
00:31:45Why?
00:31:47Fuck Meals for Camp.
00:31:48That's why.
00:31:49He's done well, Ruby, right?
00:31:50He's done really well.
00:31:51I'm so proud.
00:31:52Nine out of ten Meals for Camp.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:55You don't really need to bother, Ruby, if you don't want to.
00:31:56You could call her dinner.
00:31:57Oh, no, no, we've got to go.
00:31:58We've got to go back with ten.
00:31:59But this is going to be the worst.
00:32:01I'll tell you something.
00:32:02It doesn't get worse than the arsehole.
00:32:04Well...
00:32:05Should we find out?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Let's have a look at the wall again.
00:32:10One of our old pals, Rob Beckett, up there.
00:32:14Great man.
00:32:15He does need here a lot, because he can't afford it.
00:32:17But when he does, he likes this one dish.
00:32:19The knob of Beckett.
00:32:24Yeah, you think it didn't get worse than an arsehole?
00:32:27I've got the knob.
00:32:28Bull's penis.
00:32:29And just to celebrate the occasion.
00:32:31Woo!
00:32:32Very lovely.
00:32:33Very lovely.
00:32:34Watch your fringe.
00:32:35That's lovely.
00:32:36Thank you so much.
00:32:37Rob loves this.
00:32:38Okay, so which bit do I have to eat?
00:32:39The section on the stick.
00:32:40You see the stick at the end?
00:32:41The tip.
00:32:44Just the tip.
00:32:45There you go, look.
00:32:46Perfect.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48Think of me, Gwen.
00:32:49You've got this.
00:32:50You've got this.
00:32:51Are you a shit?
00:32:52I don't think it's on television.
00:32:54I don't know.
00:32:55How is that?
00:32:56I can't believe it.
00:32:57I can't believe I'm eating this.
00:32:58You've got this.
00:32:59Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Last little bit.
00:33:01Now you've done well.
00:33:02Oh.
00:33:03Hold it.
00:33:04Hold it.
00:33:05Hold it.
00:33:06Hold it.
00:33:07You're not going to vomit though, are you?
00:33:08No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're not going to vomit.
00:33:11You're not going to vomit.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13You're not going to swallow the whole tip.
00:33:14I'm going to keep this in the ten out of ten.
00:33:17Come on!
00:33:18You got it!
00:33:19We did it!
00:33:20We did it!
00:33:21We did it!
00:33:22We did it!
00:33:23Ten out of ten!
00:33:24Yeah!
00:33:25Well done!
00:33:26Wow.
00:33:27That's no mean feet, guys.
00:33:28No mean feet.
00:33:29If you would like to do this, you've got it.
00:33:31That's no mean feet, guys.
00:33:32No mean feet.
00:33:33If you would like to leave us a tip, feel free.
00:33:36Ruby's already had us.
00:33:39Enjoy the rest of your day.
00:33:40Full house.
00:33:41Thanks, guys.
00:33:42I can't believe what we've just done.
00:33:43Okay, I can't either.
00:33:44I'm so nauseous.
00:33:45Bring the bucket.
00:33:46Thank you so much.
00:33:47Have a wonderful day.
00:33:48Thanks, Ruby.
00:33:50Thank you for your service.
00:33:51No problem.
00:33:54Told you they were pricks.
00:33:56He's not wrong.
00:34:01That can't stay down, surely.
00:34:07Pardon me.
00:34:08Buzzing got ten.
00:34:09All ten as well, by the way.
00:34:10All ten.
00:34:11First one of the series, we got all ten.
00:34:12Yes!
00:34:14I don't go to posh restaurants, really.
00:34:16That was the poshiest I've been to.
00:34:17If that's the sort of crap they're serving,
00:34:19I'll stick to Wetherspoons.
00:34:20That restaurant sucked.
00:34:22Oh, we need some music.
00:34:24Look, the sun's out.
00:34:26Come on.
00:34:27Come on.
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:29Do the locomotion with me.
00:34:31You gotta swing your hips now.
00:34:35Come on, baby.
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:37Whoa, whoa.
00:34:38Now that rock can do in a brand new dance now.
00:34:42Come on, baby.
00:34:43Do the locomotion.
00:34:45You know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
00:34:49Come on, baby.
00:34:50Do the locomotion.
00:34:52You gotta swing.
00:34:54I'm really sorry, guys.
00:34:59What's happened?
00:35:01What has happened?
00:35:03Ginger's laughing.
00:35:04I'm really upset.
00:35:05No, he's laughing because I bailed on the second one.
00:35:08No, you didn't.
00:35:09I did bail.
00:35:10No, she's presented.
00:35:11What happened?
00:35:12I had cow's teat and then pig scrotum.
00:35:13I said, I'm a celebrity.
00:35:14Get me out of here.
00:35:15It was horrible.
00:35:16And then it was.
00:35:17It was horrible.
00:35:18She's a broken woman.
00:35:20Broken.
00:35:21The teat.
00:35:22The teat destroyed her.
00:35:23No, we're lying.
00:35:24We're ten.
00:35:25Yes!
00:35:26Yes!
00:35:27Yes!
00:35:28Yes!
00:35:29Yes!
00:35:30Yes!
00:35:31Yes!
00:35:32Yes!
00:35:33Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:35Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:37Can you?
00:35:38Listen.
00:35:39Ten stars.
00:35:40Yeah, Ruby was doing that.
00:35:41I just couldn't do it.
00:35:42I'm not the Ruby wax I know so far.
00:35:45Ten stars.
00:35:46We are going to eat well tonight, I hope.
00:35:48Was it fun?
00:35:49No.
00:35:50No.
00:35:51No.
00:35:52It was nauseating.
00:35:53At first plate I had to eat five cockroaches.
00:35:56Did it have the crunch?
00:35:57Yeah.
00:35:58Oh my God.
00:35:59My best mate in the old world, Ginge, has come back with ten stars.
00:36:02I never doubted him.
00:36:03If I wanted my son to be like anyone in the world, it'd be Ginge.
00:36:07The teat, that was the second one.
00:36:08The second one and it had hairs on it.
00:36:10Yeah, a cow's.
00:36:11It was this big.
00:36:12A cow's teat, like a nipple.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:14Yeah, a nipple.
00:36:15Oh, honestly, I mean, I love them but I'm so glad it was like them and not me because
00:36:20that is honestly my worst nightmare.
00:36:22All sexual organs were included in the meal.
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:26Really, nipples, scrotum, penises.
00:36:28Nice.
00:36:29And ass.
00:36:30And ass.
00:36:31Good weekend.
00:36:32They did well, didn't they?
00:36:39Well done.
00:36:40Ruby Wax and Angry Ginge.
00:36:41Ten stars.
00:36:42They'll eat well tonight.
00:36:43And since that trial, there's two new pictures on the wall and two new dishes have been added
00:36:48to the menu at the Divy.
00:36:50Ruby Sax and Angry Minge.
00:36:53Not sure about that one.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56And there's another trial on the way.
00:36:57Who do you want to see facing this?
00:37:00In a vile vault packed with critters and horrors galore.
00:37:06The jungle has been stored safely away in case of an apocalypse.
00:37:11The world might end, but this terrifying trial can go on forever.
00:37:17You'll wish it was all over when you're locked in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
00:37:24Yikes.
00:37:25Only you at home can decide who does the trial.
00:37:27The vote for Jungle Doomsday Vault is now open.
00:37:31It blows off the tongue, that one, doesn't it?
00:37:32You can have you saved via the Amazon Celebrity app.
00:37:34Voting's free and cast up to five votes.
00:37:35The vault will close, though, later in the show.
00:37:37Now, we're only a couple of days in, so naturally, our celebrities are still getting to know each other.
00:37:42And yesterday around the campfire, Ruby told everyone a fascinating fact about herself.
00:37:48I have never picked up a man.
00:37:50Really?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52You've always been manhunted.
00:37:53Right?
00:37:54They'd come to me, but I could never pick one up.
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:57I'd like to try.
00:37:58If you were to pick up a guy, what do you think you would say?
00:38:01Like, if you saw Eddie in a bar.
00:38:02Come on.
00:38:03Come on.
00:38:04You bought in a bar.
00:38:05Now we're doing, like, chat-up lines.
00:38:06No, she's in a bar.
00:38:07I'm walking in.
00:38:08I'm minding my business.
00:38:09Go on.
00:38:10There's a piece of ass.
00:38:11Ha-ha-ha!
00:38:13Straight back at the bar.
00:38:16That's a violent guy.
00:38:19I'm old enough to be their mother, or even beyond.
00:38:23But if I was 21, that I would pick up Ginge and Age.
00:38:28But I would be too shy, and I'd never get near them.
00:38:31Oh, my gosh.
00:38:32Remember Scylla Black?
00:38:33Blind date.
00:38:34I'm literally picturing you three now as the thing.
00:38:37Ginge, you know what blind date is?
00:38:39Oh, hi.
00:38:40Do you?
00:38:41I just really turned up and got a date, innit?
00:38:42No!
00:38:43On the TV show!
00:38:44It's in line!
00:38:47So, like, who's the free contestants?
00:38:48You guys.
00:38:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:50Right, so you don't know them, you just know them as contestant number one, two, and three.
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54Okay.
00:38:55Don't assume Kelly's gender.
00:38:56Contestant number one, what would you have to offer?
00:38:58I'm very exotic.
00:38:59I've got a bald head that she could use as a little therapy session.
00:39:03Right, okay.
00:39:04Contestant number two.
00:39:05Well, I'm not sure you could pick me up.
00:39:08I'm a very curvaceous lady, but I could definitely take you out.
00:39:11Ooh!
00:39:12Ooh!
00:39:13Ooh!
00:39:14Ooh!
00:39:15Ooh!
00:39:16Ooh!
00:39:17Contestant number three.
00:39:18Nice!
00:39:19I'll take you on a date on a parabolic arc plane, and I'll be weightless so you can pick me
00:39:25up.
00:39:26Ooh!
00:39:27And then I'll come back to you.
00:39:29Ruby, what's your ideal destination?
00:39:31Costa Rica.
00:39:32Ooh!
00:39:33Ooh!
00:39:34Ooh!
00:39:35Okay, contestant number one.
00:39:37I will find you a nice little palm tree.
00:39:39The leaves will come and pick you up.
00:39:41I'll turn you into a princess.
00:39:42Ride with me, Aladdin.
00:39:43Ooh!
00:39:44Ooh!
00:39:45Ooh!
00:39:46Ooh!
00:39:47Ooh!
00:39:48Okay, contestant number two.
00:39:49That's so funny.
00:39:50Well, Costa Rica is really known for its beautiful beaches, so I would get us two stallions,
00:39:55and we would ride bareback down the beach.
00:39:57Ooh!
00:39:58Ooh!
00:39:59Ooh!
00:40:00Ooh!
00:40:01That is...
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:03Mine are so sexual!
00:40:04I don't know why.
00:40:05I don't know why.
00:40:06I don't know.
00:40:07Oh, contestant number three.
00:40:10Wow.
00:40:11Um...
00:40:12Get on a flight for Australia.
00:40:14Find a nice jungle hotel.
00:40:17Because we like jungles, and, uh, yeah.
00:40:20Okay, Ruby, you've heard a lot about all our contestants today, but here's our Graham
00:40:25with our quick reminder.
00:40:28Ruby, would you go for Edda, who's going to fly you away like Aladdin on a palm tree to
00:40:32Costa Rica?
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:34Ruby, are you going to go for a contestant two, who seems like the dirtiest person ever
00:40:39made in the world?
00:40:40Guilty!
00:40:41Uh, or contestant number three.
00:40:43I want to go out with you.
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Here's our Graham!
00:40:52Ruby looked in my eyes and, pfff, can you blame her?
00:40:56I felt absolutely flattered for a woman of the calibre of Ruby Wax to look at me and
00:41:01say, I want you.
00:41:03It took a lot for me to not say, I want you as well.
00:41:08Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, live from Australia, where it's
00:41:16time for the return of Kev's Deals on Wheels.
00:41:19Woo!
00:41:20Yes!
00:41:21Now this is where two celebrities head out of camp to try and win a treat for the group.
00:41:25First up was Kelly Brook and Martin Kemp.
00:41:27Now to win the treat, they'd have to complete a challenge that was, well, how would you describe
00:41:32it?
00:41:33Uh, ridiculous.
00:41:34Ridiculous!
00:41:35That'll do.
00:41:39Oh!
00:41:40Bingo balls!
00:41:41Oh, here we go.
00:41:42Oh, wow.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44Bingo dollars!
00:41:45Oh, perfect!
00:41:46Good day.
00:41:47Welcome to Bingo Balls.
00:41:52Once you're inside my bingo booth, you'll be asked a series of questions.
00:41:57The answer to each question is on the bingo card.
00:42:01Choose your answers by placing the number of the coloured balls into the chute and if
00:42:07you are correct, the answer will spin round.
00:42:10Get five answers correct and you'll win those dingo dollars.
00:42:14Okay, here we go.
00:42:15Let's see it.
00:42:16We're going to answer a question and then the question corresponds to a number.
00:42:19We have to find that number of balls in the pit and then we're going to pop them down
00:42:22the chute.
00:42:23Which correspond to a letter on the board which make an anagram.
00:42:26And that anagram is?
00:42:27Bingo!
00:42:28Bingo!
00:42:29Oh, no!
00:42:31Okay, it's only balls, it's only balls, it's only balls, it's only balls, it's only balls!
00:42:35What number comes after the number 13 on a standard dart?
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:40Under 13?
00:42:4113, yeah.
00:42:4213.
00:42:43I mean, I play darts all the time, I love darts.
00:42:46I really would rate myself as a good dart player.
00:42:4822!
00:42:49No, not 22, there isn't 22 on a dart board.
00:42:52But I don't know my way around a dart board when it comes to all the numbers.
00:42:56I think it's 11.
00:42:57Let's go 11.
00:42:58Okay, reds, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
00:43:0511.
00:43:06Okay, we got it.
00:43:08Oh!
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:10This is so hard!
00:43:11I think at that point you kind of was like, I'm taking over here.
00:43:14Let me try four.
00:43:15Yeah, go four.
00:43:16Got it, got it, got it.
00:43:17Yep.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:20We've done four, we've done 11.
00:43:22Should we try nine?
00:43:23We literally did the whole dart board.
00:43:25Yeah, we do.
00:43:26Nine?
00:43:27Yeah, nine.
00:43:28Oh, no!
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:30What?
00:43:31Forgetting what number we had done.
00:43:32I've lost count.
00:43:33Oh, God.
00:43:34Forgetting what colour the balls were.
00:43:35Is that an orange?
00:43:36Is that a red?
00:43:37No, that's red.
00:43:38Right here, let me kick them out.
00:43:39What?
00:43:40That is a bargain!
00:43:41No, it was really tricky.
00:43:42Six.
00:43:43Let's do six, six, six, six.
00:43:44Six.
00:43:45Oh!
00:43:46Come on.
00:43:47Please.
00:43:48Yay!
00:43:49We've got a little B.
00:43:51Okay, B, B, B.
00:43:52Next question.
00:43:53How many lines are there in a limerick pulp?
00:43:56Five.
00:43:57Five.
00:43:58Okay, five.
00:43:59Let's go.
00:44:00What colour is there?
00:44:01Orange, orange.
00:44:02I knew in my brain that it was five lines in a limerick.
00:44:05I knew that.
00:44:07But when I was in that mess of balls, I really questioned myself.
00:44:11There was an old lady from...
00:44:13Five.
00:44:14Five.
00:44:15Yes!
00:44:16Yes!
00:44:17And then we were asked how many points is the letter Zed worth in a UK Scrabble game?
00:44:28It's got to be a ten.
00:44:30Played it every Christmas, so as long as I can remember, it had to be a ten.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35Here we go.
00:44:36Got it, got it, got it.
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38Done.
00:44:39Yes!
00:44:40You're brilliant at this, Martin.
00:44:41Oh my goodness, you're here.
00:44:42Fourth question was how many sides does a heptagon have?
00:44:47All I know is octagon is eight.
00:44:48Should we say seven?
00:44:49Should we do seven?
00:44:50But heptagon, don't know.
00:44:52Yeah, well, we got lucky with that one.
00:44:54Yes!
00:44:55B-I-N-G.
00:44:57Let's go.
00:44:58All right.
00:44:59If you get the gift of silk and linen on your wedding anniversary, how many years have
00:45:06you been married?
00:45:07How long have you and Shirley been married?
00:45:08Too long.
00:45:09Oh, I didn't mean that.
00:45:10No.
00:45:11For 40 years of marriage, I never got silk and linen, so how do I know?
00:45:15I don't know.
00:45:16I have got no idea.
00:45:17All right, so two.
00:45:18Let's try two.
00:45:19Yeah, try two.
00:45:20Try two.
00:45:21Oh, no!
00:45:22Let's just do 12.
00:45:23Do 12 first.
00:45:24Right.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26You know, I just thought we were going to be there all night.
00:45:27Oh, my God.
00:45:28You got it, you got it.
00:45:29I need to go out so bad.
00:45:30Please.
00:45:35Let's bingo!
00:45:36Bingo!
00:45:37Bingo!
00:45:38Oh, my God, look!
00:45:42We did it.
00:45:47We did it.
00:45:49Let's go.
00:45:55Ridiculous.
00:45:56Good word.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:45:58Well done though, Martin and Kelly.
00:45:59Now, the vote for the Bush Tucker trial is still open.
00:46:01We know a few of you out there are experiencing problems with the app, but it's because the
00:46:05the vote is incredibly busy so please do try again keep trying so with the dollars in hand
00:46:11martin and kelly were off to see kiosk kev and his ice cream van
00:46:17oh i would love an ice cream chocolate ice cream i could do now oh hi kev hey kev how are you
00:46:26so look uh we got some dingo dollars come on what do you have to do kev come on
00:46:31oh my god no i love these these are my favorite when i was a kid rainbow buttons
00:46:40oh hang on hang on it's getting serious now you excited for your phone call i can't wait
00:46:46yeah look at him he's like aroused
00:46:48oh my god please get it right please get it right hello
00:47:01g'day celebrities kelly and martin have completed today's deals on wheels challenge kelly and martin
00:47:06have completed today's deals on wheels challenge yeah sweet okay talk to me brother which of these
00:47:13is the higher number which of these is the higher number a the number of movies that kelly has acted
00:47:20in the number of movies that kelly has acted in b the number of uk top 40 singles by spandale ballet
00:47:28the number of uk top 40 singles by spandale ballet i'll tell you what it's uk top 40. sometimes it's
00:47:35not the obvious one we don't want to rush this how many top 40s have you had a lot double digits right
00:47:40well if h is getting a lot they're getting even more stand out i think it's you martin do you think
00:47:46yeah i think you've had more top 10 singles than i've had movie roles yeah i reckon as well
00:47:51okay we're gonna go for the spandale ballet answer
00:47:54oh my gosh oh my goodness oh come on bring them back do not drop them whatever you do thank you so
00:48:15much kev take care bye see you later see you next time bye kev love you long time
00:48:22come on all right let's go more fire more water more water more fire respect maximum maximum respect
00:48:39dawn i feel like we're actually back home yeah i know isn't that weird oh we have voices i'm going
00:48:45don't get excited don't get excited i very much have a sweet tooth and it was a very pleasant sweet
00:49:14treat treat be it very small oh look there's four there i think you guys deserve it because what you
00:49:20did today no no honestly no i couldn't i couldn't that no are you sure yeah don't argue honestly thank you
00:49:30well all of them yeah you have to have tofu every night get a bit of flavor yeah
00:49:33oh that's so good all right half is half is no no no no no you had a half come on i did have a half yeah
00:49:44this is delicious thank you that was really cute thank you lovely oh i say you're coming in the
00:49:50camp with those treats today those little chocolate sprinkles and watching everybody's face as they
00:49:57cheered i haven't had that kind of reaction since i was in spandau i don't think we want to know how
00:50:02many tough parties you've got and how many films you've been in yeah yeah i would go something like
00:50:08uh 15 yeah yeah i could have been in about 12 films probably yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we saw kev
00:50:20yeah he's still could have a message for ruby because i've shaved everything
00:50:23welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia the vote for the next bush
00:50:45took a trial is still open we have had well over a million votes tonight that's why you may have
00:50:52experienced a few problems on the app thanks for your votes they are coming through brilliant now
00:50:58h the rapper is nothing if not curious and he's been asking the rest of the celebs about what they
00:51:03would do if they weren't famous what would you do if you weren't famous oh uh god i think i'd cry
00:51:12if you could all change your job right now oh wow what would you do everyone um the manager of
00:51:19manchester united you can't do worse i'm saying they need something yeah football manager that's
00:51:26what i'd do 100 that's nice i'll be a dog walker right now professional dog walker yeah yeah just be
00:51:33surrounded by dogs all day and just go out for nice long walks i'm always envious of dog when we
00:51:38switch our jobs do we still do we still get to pay be paid well yeah dog walkers do get paid well
00:51:44they do they charge me a fortune yeah yeah i think i would be i always wanted to be a surgeon
00:51:53always yeah getting inside that fixing people making people better that the idea of that i i absolutely
00:52:02love i would trust martin operating on me i feel like nothing bothers him i reckon he'd have a
00:52:08smile on his face humming gold i'm indestructible i'm really slicing my heart open or something
00:52:17i want to be an actor oh really one day yeah one day but like i want to be like a james bond villain
00:52:23kind of actor yeah we're gonna be watching james bond once yeah one time and you're just gonna see the
00:52:29back of me you don't even know it's me i'm just gonna bang i don't think we've ever had a very
00:52:38rough around the edges manc bond villain i don't feel as though that movie would make hollywood
00:52:43ah mr bond been expecting you i was up for james bond really yeah yeah were you yeah yeah i do i went
00:52:51met uh barbara broccoli barbara broccoli did you meet her wow wow did that in my youth who got it that
00:52:58time uh it was pierce brosden oh you would have been a great one yeah he would have been the
00:53:04sexiest james bond of all james bonds he's got those beautiful blue eyes he's very tall he's got
00:53:11so much charisma um yeah i think they missed a trick there let's say you don't get the role i'm not
00:53:17saying you're not but let's say don't wish that barbara broccoli goes no you know what do you know what
00:53:22yeah i i don't know if this is a liar or not but when penguins fall over yeah on the back they
00:53:26can't get back up in it they need picking back up yeah yeah and apparently people fly over
00:53:31these places and just look out for penguins on the back
00:53:33no you want to be a penguin picker so i want to be a penguin i want to do that too
00:53:40that's how you get it i didn't think you could interfere that's true i pick up a penguin
00:53:53all the surprises aren't they who knew martin kent was up for the part of 007 you know what bond
00:53:59movie martin would have been great in finger i think he might have been better in
00:54:10deny yes yes yes but i would have liked to have seen him in the man with the
00:54:17and gun
00:54:20that's the lot that's it that's that's the more can't do it the vote is now closed very
00:54:24shortly we've gone down to camp to announce who you've chosen to face the next bush took a trial
00:54:29now jack osborne's had a very tough year and he's been telling lisa all about how him
00:54:34and his family have been corbin
00:54:37where's kelly now is she england or she's bouncing between england and america yeah yeah she's kind of
00:54:43spending a lot more time with my mom in england so it's kind of where she's dropping anchor for a
00:54:47for a minute did you expect it or was it a shock it was definitely a i mean we knew it was sick for a
00:54:53while but it was it was definitely a shock it was like you know we didn't think it would be that
00:54:59quick yeah yeah yeah what a legacy oh absolutely the legacy of legacies i was just saying you know
00:55:06it was the ultimate mic drop you know did a massive big gig and then was like all right i'm done i'll
00:55:11give you a little bit more yeah i'll just give you that yeah you better you better remember me
00:55:15appreciate this yeah yeah yeah yeah because the boy did good he did oh that's amazing yeah
00:55:21yeah i know my mummy's up there as well so i get it you were so special wasn't he yeah he's forever
00:55:37ever ever with you always and don't forget that he's looking at me being like what are you doing
00:55:44yeah yeah but he'd want you keeping busy wouldn't he oh he would you know yeah he would have he would
00:55:52he would be so supportive of this so it's like you know the whole family works they would like
00:55:56absolutely go do it oh darling thank you always i'm here and there are forever angels as i always say
00:56:03and because because we loved him that much that's why it's still painful oh yeah it's just one of
00:56:08it's such a weird thing yeah it's so raw for you so new yeah yeah i actually really appreciated that
00:56:18connection but it also brings up a lot right it brings up a lot of feelings if i'm being honest i'm
00:56:24still navigating it all it's you know it's been three you know nearly four months um and so it's uh
00:56:33uh you know it's still still pretty fresh songs go on the music still you know goes on yeah get to
00:56:42hear them all the time yeah but for your kids as well kind of cool saying your grandpas you know you
00:56:48know you know you know ozzy osborne's grandkids yeah the funny thing is he got sick when my oldest
00:56:54daughter was like seven so my younger ones don't and she went to a few of his shows but they don't
00:57:00really have much memory of it and so they don't really get it and so at the show they were kind
00:57:06of like wait what it was very funny for me my mom for for jackie's dad they're not there anymore
00:57:19you know he can't he can't pick the phone up when he gets out and say dad i've just done the jungle
00:57:23i can't say that to my mom you know and that's hard you know it's hard
00:57:38welcome back tamis let me get me out of here live from australia we're on our way to announce
00:57:43who's taking on the next bush took a trial after a whopping two million votes what good
00:57:49huh before that back to last night's dinner and while they were waiting for the food the camp played
00:57:54a game of concentration and we all know the key to that game is concentrating at all times
00:58:01isn't it what the game the game uh man city at home i think
00:58:08names of school subjects oh my goodness maths music drama english biology
00:58:22physics yeah you know what that physics was dodgy bro it's meant to be on b and you have to do it in
00:58:29the thing you can't then go twice
00:58:41cheeseburgers please god give us a cheese that's ten stars right there boy yeah there we go was it worth it
00:58:51jack you need to wake up i'm coming i'm just putting my shoes on
00:58:54okay as a result of ginger ruby winning 10 stars in today's trial the diver
00:59:01take a bow take a bow you have kangaroo tail oh russets and a pimiento
00:59:09i thought the ingredients tonight were so good i've never eaten kangaroo at all
00:59:14what oh my it's like a trotter that is horrible it's meat we have a lot of meat yeah but there's
00:59:25also bone crispy shredded kangaroo tail right so who's doing what i think the cooking dynamic
00:59:31it's kind of a free-for-all like everyone kind of tries to do bits and bobs and it's absolute chaos
00:59:38i'll just sit here oh this is like deadly though to peel potatoes with this jack yeah what knife
00:59:44should she use for the potato anything that you're not going to cut your hand off with
00:59:48but wait you're taking off two bigger chunks hold on you're taking off two bigger chunks you need to
00:59:53skin it properly like i can't i haven't got a knife jack no it's not that it's not that valley don't
00:59:58even use this but there isn't um a little knife i know i'm just it's easier for me to butcher this with
01:00:05the little it's only because the potatoes take the longest that's true so he's going to get them
01:00:08on first i think with kelly it wasn't about the knife it was my concern was health and safety first
01:00:14of all you know she was insisting on the smaller knife i said no no you can use it listen we've got
01:00:18to make work whatever's there everyone grabs all the balls and knives and i can't do anything let's come
01:00:27yeah i can look i'll just this i think you only need two people cooking no come let's let's come and
01:00:32finish this one here please kels i can feel it tonight i think um people are getting hungry and
01:00:40it may be you know making people a little bit itchy and scratchy possibly i think i mean yeah we can
01:00:47i think i think we're about there it looks all right nice sweet on it it's actually not bad
01:00:54the tail it's actually all right i love this meat bro i still wouldn't have eaten that scrotum for this
01:01:02no i'll just use a dirty one fine we didn't do it first no everyone else is upper yeah i'm sorry but
01:01:09i ate a scrotum today and i think i deserve more than what we had the kangaroo was inedible but i didn't
01:01:17want to tell jack because jack's you know without him we don't eat at all that kangaroo mate was
01:01:24shit i don't feel like we've figured out the cooking situation yet i really don't because i do think
01:01:32there's better ways to do stuff like more tastier ways i think eddie feels the same and there's a few
01:01:37people that i think are now looking at and wanting to have a go there's a lot of us doing stuff but we're
01:01:43not shouting about it yeah but this is what i'm trying to say though it's not about all that just
01:01:48get it done yeah well i tried to get on with it but i got told off no it wasn't i don't don't look
01:01:54at her i don't think it's telling you off so no yeah don't look don't take it personal
01:02:02those dishes got a very quick wash didn't they a dips a dip dips a dip and let's go ahead and tell
01:02:07them who's doing the trial they're very loud aren't they huh very loud
01:02:10they've knocked that out of them
01:02:24are you having fun in here or what we put an end to that because the public
01:02:29have been voting for the trial this one's called the jungle doomsday vault
01:02:33in no particular order lisa the public have decided
01:02:43it's not you
01:02:47ruby well done yesterday thank you the public have decided
01:02:52it's not you oh shauna
01:03:03it's not you
01:03:06jack
01:03:10it's not you
01:03:13eddie hi dick
01:03:16it might be you
01:03:23martin
01:03:27it's not you
01:03:29alex
01:03:33it's not you
01:03:35kelly
01:03:35it's not you
01:03:41change
01:03:43it's not you
01:03:45so that means
01:03:47h it might be you
01:03:49so it's between eddie and h the public have decided the person they want to see face the jungle doomsday
01:03:55vault is
01:04:02we'll see you in the trials area later have a good morning everyone see you tomorrow
01:04:05see you later
01:04:14come on come on come on you got it
01:04:16you got it
01:04:17do you know what i was praying they said both of us then
01:04:18i was i was looking at
01:04:19i was going to say it's both for you
01:04:21shitting myself see you later
01:04:27seems happy they're having a lovely time aren't they
01:04:29there's plenty more from camp over on itv2 right now where joel and kemi have got another
01:04:34help another i'm a celebrity unpacked we'll be heading over to join them very shortly but
01:04:38that is it from us here we'll be back tomorrow night at nine to see how h gets on in the jungle
01:04:44doomsday vault thanks for watching good night
01:05:04welcome
01:05:19we'll be there
01:05:22we'll be there
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