S5 Ep 8 Blonde Ambition

Instyle

Did Ken Eurich eat today? She ATE. Fueled by iced matcha and blonde ambition, the InFluencer-turned-InStyle Intern may be Jonathan’s first competent hire (don’t jinx me). Our new office siren slayed her tasks from the toilet to the cafeteria all in corporate baddie realness, but will this lady who lunches get a seat at Editor-in-Chief Sally Holmes’s table, or did this certified yapper girlboss too close to the sun? Grab a plunger and follow along, episode deuce drops here tomorrow.

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00:00I'm kind of trying to come into this job

00:02being a little more professional.

00:06It's my first time in an office setting.

00:08Kevin, can you take this from me really quick?

00:11Shhh.

00:12Sure.

00:13Wait, just two seconds.

00:15Wait, the tissue.

00:16I don't want to touch it.

00:17It's okay, babe.

00:19The TikTok possibly coming to an end.

00:20I'm trying to start a LinkedIn.

00:21You guys, it's been like a long time.

00:22Ken, why are you on your phone?

00:23Because I already got my s*** sorted for today, Jonathan.

00:25I got so much done today.

00:26I was like making random email accounts, Slack accounts.

00:29I just found out what Slack was.

00:30Zoom, Google Meets.

00:32At one point I clogged the toilet,

00:33so I unclogged the toilet.

00:34Ken, you don't understand, my ass is on the line.

00:37So you think I can't do it?

00:38No, I'm just shocked.

00:39Listen, I want to get promoted.

00:41Okay, well it's your first day.

00:43Yeah, but who wants to be an intern forever?

00:44Listen, I'm here to make your life easier.

00:46Say less.

00:47All right, people, grab lunch around this time.

00:49Just go downstairs, 30 minute break.

00:5130 minutes?

00:53To do the whole thing?

00:54Ken asking for a longer lunch was a little bit worrisome,

00:58but honestly, I'll take it.

01:00As long as people are not getting locked in the closet,

01:03dressing inappropriately, that's fine.

01:05I won't really notice, to be honest.

01:10I walked into that cafeteria like I owned that .

01:12And everyone kind of had their own little clicks.

01:14It was just like in Mean Girls.

01:16Okay, what do we got going on here?

01:18A couple fashion bodies?

01:19Okay.

01:20Can we help you?

01:21Can I pull up a chair?

01:22What was your favorite show in Paris?

01:24It's Belle Gabbana.

01:25Do you know what cheerling is?

01:27Do you know how to tie an actual tie?

01:29They were kind of rude, but they looked great.

01:30Next, we moved to the sales team.

01:32Okay, so what are we doing over here?

01:33What's the vibe?

01:34We're the sales team.

01:35Like numbers?

01:36A little boring though, and the gays love them.

01:38Hello.

01:39Where are my fellow sleds at?

01:41Oh, I've done poppers before?

01:42Like furries?

01:43I stepped away.

01:45Hi.

01:46Hello.

01:47Yeah.

01:48Beauty b****s.

01:49BBs.

01:50Beauty b****s.

01:51Wait, wait.

01:52You're the beautiful people department.

01:53Who are you?

01:54I'm the new intern.

01:55No.

01:56Not again.

01:57Goodbye.

01:58Away.

01:59Okay, yeah.

02:00No.

02:01Okay, they were spraying me like I was some bug or something.

02:02Everyone's treating me like a bug, but then...

02:03Hey girl, take a smile.

02:04Hello.

02:05I found my f***ing girls, the blondes.

02:07Yeah, I don't know.

02:08La Croix.

02:09Is it French?

02:10I guess it's French.

02:11No, it's like, if you're like, La Croix.

02:13It's like, okay, f***.

02:14You know, I'm actually glad that I found my allies,

02:16I get really nervous.

02:17Sister, girl, we're here.

02:18They took me in with like, open arms.

02:20We got lunch together.

02:21We chit-chatted.

02:22I feel like it's a blonde thing.

02:23It's a blonde thing.

02:24Especially Sally.

02:25Hey girl.

02:26Who are you?

02:27Who are you?

02:28I love that she took initiative.

02:29We hadn't even met yet and she knew who I was.

02:32She called out to me in a way that normally I wouldn't appreciate.

02:36Kennedy, it's so nice to meet you.

02:38Kennedy.

02:39Oh my gosh.

02:40Welcome to InStyle.

02:41She could have been a little bit nicer.

02:43Do you want to sit down with us?

02:44No.

02:45I don't actually eat in the cafeteria.

02:46I just came down for my La Croix.

02:47La Croix?

02:48La Croix?

02:49I never know.

02:50Bye guys.

02:51I don't know if Sally's heard about me, but she's going to find out very f***ing soon

02:53who I am.

02:54What does that mean?

02:55To be continued on, The Intern.

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