00:00I'm kind of trying to come into this job
00:02being a little more professional.
00:06It's my first time in an office setting.
00:08Kevin, can you take this from me really quick?
00:11Shhh.
00:12Sure.
00:13Wait, just two seconds.
00:15Wait, the tissue.
00:16I don't want to touch it.
00:17It's okay, babe.
00:19The TikTok possibly coming to an end.
00:20I'm trying to start a LinkedIn.
00:21You guys, it's been like a long time.
00:22Ken, why are you on your phone?
00:23Because I already got my s*** sorted for today, Jonathan.
00:25I got so much done today.
00:26I was like making random email accounts, Slack accounts.
00:29I just found out what Slack was.
00:30Zoom, Google Meets.
00:32At one point I clogged the toilet,
00:33so I unclogged the toilet.
00:34Ken, you don't understand, my ass is on the line.
00:37So you think I can't do it?
00:38No, I'm just shocked.
00:39Listen, I want to get promoted.
00:41Okay, well it's your first day.
00:43Yeah, but who wants to be an intern forever?
00:44Listen, I'm here to make your life easier.
00:46Say less.
00:47All right, people, grab lunch around this time.
00:49Just go downstairs, 30 minute break.
00:5130 minutes?
00:53To do the whole thing?
00:54Ken asking for a longer lunch was a little bit worrisome,
00:58but honestly, I'll take it.
01:00As long as people are not getting locked in the closet,
01:03dressing inappropriately, that's fine.
01:05I won't really notice, to be honest.
01:10I walked into that cafeteria like I owned that .
01:12And everyone kind of had their own little clicks.
01:14It was just like in Mean Girls.
01:16Okay, what do we got going on here?
01:18A couple fashion bodies?
01:19Okay.
01:20Can we help you?
01:21Can I pull up a chair?
01:22What was your favorite show in Paris?
01:24It's Belle Gabbana.
01:25Do you know what cheerling is?
01:27Do you know how to tie an actual tie?
01:29They were kind of rude, but they looked great.
01:30Next, we moved to the sales team.
01:32Okay, so what are we doing over here?
01:33What's the vibe?
01:34We're the sales team.
01:35Like numbers?
01:36A little boring though, and the gays love them.
01:38Hello.
01:39Where are my fellow sleds at?
01:41Oh, I've done poppers before?
01:42Like furries?
01:43I stepped away.
01:45Hi.
01:46Hello.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Beauty b****s.
01:49BBs.
01:50Beauty b****s.
01:51Wait, wait.
01:52You're the beautiful people department.
01:53Who are you?
01:54I'm the new intern.
01:55No.
01:56Not again.
01:57Goodbye.
01:58Away.
01:59Okay, yeah.
02:00No.
02:01Okay, they were spraying me like I was some bug or something.
02:02Everyone's treating me like a bug, but then...
02:03Hey girl, take a smile.
02:04Hello.
02:05I found my f***ing girls, the blondes.
02:07Yeah, I don't know.
02:08La Croix.
02:09Is it French?
02:10I guess it's French.
02:11No, it's like, if you're like, La Croix.
02:13It's like, okay, f***.
02:14You know, I'm actually glad that I found my allies,
02:16I get really nervous.
02:17Sister, girl, we're here.
02:18They took me in with like, open arms.
02:20We got lunch together.
02:21We chit-chatted.
02:22I feel like it's a blonde thing.
02:23It's a blonde thing.
02:24Especially Sally.
02:25Hey girl.
02:26Who are you?
02:27Who are you?
02:28I love that she took initiative.
02:29We hadn't even met yet and she knew who I was.
02:32She called out to me in a way that normally I wouldn't appreciate.
02:36Kennedy, it's so nice to meet you.
02:38Kennedy.
02:39Oh my gosh.
02:40Welcome to InStyle.
02:41She could have been a little bit nicer.
02:43Do you want to sit down with us?
02:44No.
02:45I don't actually eat in the cafeteria.
02:46I just came down for my La Croix.
02:47La Croix?
02:48La Croix?
02:49I never know.
02:50Bye guys.
02:51I don't know if Sally's heard about me, but she's going to find out very f***ing soon
02:53who I am.
02:54What does that mean?
02:55To be continued on, The Intern.
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