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Gonna tell my kids this was ‘The Pitt’. In a tragic workplace injury, InStyle Intern Jaz suffered a broken nail from typing on a keyboard that wasn’t on an iPhone. Shield your eyes from the grisly scene that left her colleague and Power of Attorney Halley pacing around aghast in horror, while our resident on-call Senior Beauty Editor Kara Brown handled the code-red situation like a surgeon with a nail file.

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00:00Did you get an email from HR about your outfit?
00:02No.
00:03They complained about my skirt.
00:05What's wrong with it?
00:06That's what I said.
00:06And now I'm so-
00:08I broke a nail!
00:14Are you crying?
00:15What's happening?
00:18There's like people dying, Kim, okay?
00:20And you know what they need for their casket?
00:22A good manicure.
00:23In the words of my lord and savior,
00:24Morgan Stewart of Rich Kids at Beverly Hills,
00:26if your nail polish is chipped,
00:28you look like you have dirty underwear.
00:31What are we gonna do?
00:32I'm gonna help you.
00:33Are you an angel?
00:34No.
00:36I'm a beauty editor.
00:37I don't wanna be anywhere
00:39where there's an unfixed broken nail,
00:41so I had to step in for my own personal health
00:44and well-being.
00:45I'm gonna put a slack away message up for you.
00:47Like, you cannot go to a meeting in this condition.
00:49I need you to put your hand in this little oven.
00:52Is it gonna hurt?
00:52You can squeeze my hand if you need.
00:53Okay, pop out, pop out.
00:55Let's do a length check.
00:56This is a little long.
00:57No, it's a little slutty.
00:58Yeah, let's take that down for you.
01:00Really.
01:00Kara, me next.
01:01Amanda, why'd you even come to the office like that?
01:03Wait, Kara, what happened to that IT guy you were slacking?
01:06Oh my god.
01:07Okay, I thought we were really vibing.
01:09Turns out he was a bot, so we had nothing else to do.
01:12Like AI?
01:12AI.
01:13So embarrassing.
01:16What's going on?
01:17This isn't a sorority house.
01:19My savior.
01:20No, her nail broke.
01:21Fixing an emergency right here.
01:23Um, yeah, but we had a meeting that started 17 minutes ago.
01:27I slacked you.
01:27How can I work if I can't work?
01:30You know, this isn't bam or rush.
01:32Like, just get yourself together.
01:34She just needs top coat.
01:35Wait, is that a UV light?
01:36Where did that come from?
01:38I can't adhere gel with a dream.
01:40I need light.
01:41She doesn't have a mani.
01:43I am a working mother.
01:46All the rest of you with your free time
01:47floating around dating bots don't really understand.
01:50Okay, I didn't choose to date a bot, Danielle.
01:53It wasn't my fault.
01:54You don't know how hard the dating scene is right now.
01:56Everybody is such a freak.
01:57You can take your married privilege and .
01:59I, oh, sorry.
02:00I don't know why I'm interrupting, but I heard your news.
02:03I'm so sorry.
02:04Are you okay?
02:05She saved me.
02:06I can only imagine.
02:07It's so stressful.
02:09I feel like it's almost two o'clock.
02:11Should we all just go get a drink?
02:13Happy hour?
02:14Unwind a little.
02:15Oh my gosh, please.
02:16Yeah, I heard there was an injury on site,
02:18and I really don't want to deal with HR again.
02:21I thought the best thing to do was boost morale of the whole team.
02:26Good.
02:26We'll go.
02:27Uh, Danielle, you can finish up, right?
02:31Bye.
02:31See you.
02:37I guess I'll just go myself.
02:39To be continued on The Intern.
02:41What's the第二?
02:41I've got everything around this.
02:42Bye.
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