00:00Ultimately, the reason we are here today
00:02is to get health insurance.
00:04Oh, oh my god.
00:06I need to get my feet checked, I need to go to the dentist.
00:08Being podcasters is not easy work.
00:11But seriously, we're sick.
00:13I'm so excited to introduce our new interns,
00:16Joe and Andrew.
00:17They're here because we're launching a podcast.
00:19They're gonna help us launch something fresh
00:21to meet the youths where they are.
00:23I feel good, I think this will change everything.
00:25Reviewing red carpet looks only using baby gargles.
00:30You get it?
00:33Even Karo is on board.
00:41I think this is getting a little weird.
00:43Okay, the next one.
00:44Reviewing runway looks only using sock puppets.
00:48I think we can move on.
00:49In style trials, we're reviewing runway looks as judges.
00:53Oh, send it to jail.
00:55No, absolutely not.
00:56Could we get the law and order done done?
00:58Um, I'm not sure I know what you mean by that.
01:00Is that like an old person thing or...
01:03You're gonna love this one.
01:04Pay pigs.
01:05We ask people to Venmo us rent money.
01:10What the is a pay pig?
01:11Okay, this one is called Shit Talk.
01:13It's a review of everything that happened in the bathroom
01:16yesterday, but make it fashion.
01:17Sounds like a real stinker.
01:19Uh-oh.
01:19He was giving a nasty look, and I didn't really appreciate that.
01:22No.
01:23I give everyone a nasty look.
01:24I think it's my astigmatism.
01:26A podcast where we only discuss cereal.
01:28What about our gluten-free listeners?
01:30Oh my god.
01:32Five feet away.
01:33Finding the closest person on Grindr and interviewing them.
01:36I don't think HR is going to think that's appropriate, though.
01:42Frank, was that you?
01:43Uh, I...
01:45I'll hit him with a tap.
01:47Then the meeting kind of went off the rails.
01:49These are things you can't say or do anymore.
01:52Number one, golden doodle jokes.
01:54Venmo requesting us.
01:55Asking a gay man for a phone charger.
01:57Exactly.
01:58These are good to know, but not for the podcast.
02:01So you don't have a charger?
02:03Why would you ask that, Cara?
02:04Our phones have been dead for two days.
02:06What about something just straightforward that says fashion?
02:08Style.
02:09What do you want? Something like the InStyle podcast?
02:13Fresh.
02:13I like the sound of it.
02:14Chic.
02:15That's exactly it.
02:17To be continued on The Intern.
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