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00:00You
00:10So much fog one is the scene right and that's working on this personal project here. Holy shit. There's a lot of speakers, bro
00:18You see in this mm-hmm. This is three thousand watts in up. You hear the bass? Yeah. Yeah, tell me when I hear the bass
00:30Oh
00:44Your man's good. Yeah, you're joking now. You're joking. Put him on
00:51What the fuck what what the fuck that's scary
00:54Yeah, yeah, we nearly burned down this whole building you now we you both are we was enjoying it
01:00I realize you real soft ways are soft man woman don't like soft manner if you find that low
01:06It's just see where father paid in he got brother. Your ear is literally bleeding. What your ear is bleeding?
01:11What did you say bleeding? Yeah, your ear bleeding blood. Oh
01:19Yeah
01:21Oh
01:23That is nothing but our base is not just love noises I see it meant
01:27Mm-hmm. Yeah, son
01:29No, when you're father rolling through right everybody know you come in your way
01:45Enough's enough bro. Enough's enough that what we love it you brawny quite
01:49So I must stop my work to facilitate your work
01:54So who are pay the bills to me?
01:55Okay, we have a ten-minute meeting. Can we hold off until then?
01:57What?
01:58Please hold off ten minutes
02:01Please
02:03Is that fair man? You ax my nice. You see if you work with me, I go work with you. All right, yeah, Eric. You're late. Let's go
02:10All right
02:12All right, easy shit. Uh, today we're at a school that's being demolished this summer
02:18So we're in there to get lockers chairs and desks out and then back here to be stripped down for scrap metal, all right?
02:23Oh
02:25Fuck steel toes. Carla, how are you guys still here? The dvp is closed which is gonna add an hour
02:31They're not even gonna let you on site without steel toes. Yo Ricky knows the stiltoe. Yeah, I team told us
02:36Yeah, my boots are steelies. I'm good. Doug, you need our new boots, bro
02:39Like this girl took him to the cobbler's last week. It's pretty much brand-new got me resold
02:45Wait, your girl has a cobbler? A fat ass. What's the fuck's a cobbler? It's like Rumpelstiltskin prefer boots
02:51All right, I got 12 and 5's figured out
02:54Fuck are those? A man from the mosque stained my sneakers, man. Bro, but why are you in flip-flops at work?
02:59These are the only ones that were left. I had to jam these from the bathroom
03:01Fuck, all right, squeeze into these. It's not gonna be too much of a long day. What the hell? You think I'm a doll?
03:06That man's trying to Cinderella me, man. All right, yo, fuck Eric. Just stop by the thrift on the way to the site
03:10You grab any boots if they don't have steel toes. Hmm?
03:13Stop by the thrift on the way to the site. Grab any boots if they don't have steel toes. With what car? Ah, fuck
03:18Nah, just take Dad's here. Huh? Just take Dad's. No, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. That guy does not let me drive his car, bro
03:25No. Oh, you scared of your dad? Yeah
03:28Take this, man. I can go with you. All right, roll with Eric. If nothing, just take these. You guys need to go. The client is freaking out
03:35What was this life? My people, my family, my heart, my mind
03:45Ah! Morning, Cabe. Armand! What the fuck? How many times did I tell you to announce when you walk in the room?
03:52No. You're gonna give me a heart attack, man
03:54Okay, well, first of all, top of the morning. I'm glad to be back. I brought you country bits
04:02Fuck your bits. Where is the OSP? To go check it here
04:12This is what you ask it for
04:15This is not OSP. This is particle board, man. It has to hold weight. You know weight
04:20Cabe, you have to trust in Armand. I used this before, okay? You just have to
04:26Use this before? Yes. Okay. Stand on it. Armand will stand on this once it's becoming the floor. Come on. Let's get back to work
04:35Lil Fizz
04:47You got these under 13? Yo, Unc. Like, it's a thrift store. We got what we got. I'm fried
04:54Yo, yo, Unc. You need socks to try on those shoes. Yo, Mayu. What are you talking to?
04:58You guys are both Uncs. Both film a skin care routine. What's wrong with this guy?
05:01Bro, we're not even that old. We're YNs. What the? Yeah. Just make sure you get a senior discount, all right? Bro,
05:08These are disrespectful, bro. Shit.
05:14Hello? Yo, where you guys at? We're at the thrift. Bro, there's no way you guys are still joking around here, bro. Pick up any boot and hurry up, bro. Relate as is.
05:22Bro, how am I joking? What the hell? I'm at the thrift getting boots. Yo, you think everyone allowed these? Bro, get over here now.
05:28This guy just hang off on me, bro. Look at what we have here.
05:36If it isn't a hand-me-down demons. Bro, what? Just a quick boot stop. What? At the thrift store, bro. Bro, you're here too.
05:42That's where I come to drop off all my old shit. If you brokies want to make some big boy money,
05:46I can get you in some Xenathon uniforms if you want to start respecting yourself at some point.
05:50How are you going to diss us and then poach us at the same time? Like what?
05:54This business runs on motion, not emotion.
06:01I got to get in the stew. Holy shit. That was good.
06:03Why are you singing to us? Leave us alone.
06:05We don't need no handouts. Shazam has serious motion. Whenever it lines the Grand Marlowe?
06:12Yeah. Bro, we're up. That's a big bag me and my twin raises.
06:15The Grand Marlowe? Yeah, the Grand Marlowe.
06:17You can bet your fucking life you're not getting the Grand Marlowe.
06:20Anyways, you got my number. You can have those boots for free.
06:22I'll talk to the store owner. Charity work.
06:25I mean, low-key, everybody does have us, you know, kind of down bad, girl.
06:31Yeah. Actually considering it?
06:35What's wrong with you?
06:35Yeah, we should go.
06:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
06:41Yeah, juice it, juice it. Come to Marcus.
06:44Who the fuck took these lockers out?
06:46All right, y'all, hang tight. I'm gonna go fuck with the client.
06:52Who the fuck lined this shit up?
06:55Who the fuck lined this shit up?
06:57What the fuck?
07:06What the fuck?
07:07Cynthia! Good morning, Cynthia. Sorry, really.
07:12You quoted me for an 8 a.m. move. Not true.
07:16That is true. That is true.
07:18I know it is 10 a.m. Not true.
07:21Oh, no, it's only 9.17.
07:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're already cutting out the hour at 10 o'clock now.
07:28Oh, yeah, it is 10.
07:29You're right. Look, just shave two hours off our quote, and then we'll just get right to it.
07:33But, hey, I did notice on the way in, a lot of these lockers are already pulled out.
07:36That was our job, right?
07:37Oh, no, you say, come here at 8 o'clock in the morning.
07:40Yes, mommy.
07:41No, don't do that.
07:42Okay.
07:42When me look round and see say you never reach, me give away the job.
07:47Them tech wear your food.
07:48Who?
07:48I gave it to a company that understands punctuality.
07:52Who?
07:53Where are they?
07:54Everett, come here.
07:55Let me tell you something.
07:56Come here.
07:56Come here.
07:57You see the man who remains hungry, he never have to beg for your plate.
08:02Tell him again, Cynthia.
08:04Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
08:07Lenox!
08:08See?
08:09What a glad to meet you.
08:10Not much, man.
08:11I'm glad to see your horse.
08:12Long time ago.
08:13Glad to see you, man.
08:15Holy horse.
08:15Glad, glad, glad to see you.
08:17I'm glad to see you too.
08:18Trust me.
08:19Long time, no?
08:20You know, I must say, I am very pleased with the Hamaretta guys.
08:26This was not your mess to clean.
08:30But see it there?
08:32You do the job.
08:33At least somebody here understands the meaning of urgency.
08:37Well, you know, Cynthia, if you call, it's always urgent.
08:42Yes, see why I'ma love you though.
08:44And I'm always in the area.
08:47Sorry, Len.
08:48Hold on.
08:48Take time, sweetie.
08:53See you guys go way back or something?
09:03She taught me to be forever.
09:18It's okay, man.
09:19Look at guys like you.
09:20Handsome, young, beautiful.
09:22There is a fish in the lake everywhere, man.
09:24With one swim away like that, you catch it?
09:26Fuck all that fish shit, dude.
09:28You need to get yourself a turtle.
09:29Something you can grow old with.
09:31Something that goes slow.
09:32You don't understand.
09:34This is more than a relationship.
09:36This is my papers.
09:37This is deportation.
09:38Oh, fuck.
09:38Immigration.
09:40Y'all respect to your guys for dealing with those lockers.
09:45Appreciate that for real.
09:46Yeah, yeah.
09:48My guys aren't the type of guys you think.
09:51You feel me?
09:51My guys are real guys.
09:57Sorry?
09:58Like, you guys have movers, but do you guys have guys?
10:04You know, like real guys.
10:05Yeah, they're all guys.
10:09They're all my guys are outside.
10:11Oh, these guys are outside.
10:14What?
10:15I just came from outside.
10:16I didn't see no real guys out there.
10:19My guys are outside for real.
10:20I'm trying to show you.
10:23No, they're all like literally outside,
10:24like waiting in the front.
10:24No, I get it.
10:25Obviously, like, you guys have guys.
10:28Like, there's guys out front.
10:30Trying to show you the difference.
10:31Like, my right-hand guy is a guy.
10:36You feel me?
10:40You're not listening?
10:40You're saying guy, but you don't mean guy.
10:42What's guy?
10:43Who's guy?
10:44No, I mean guy.
10:45Oh.
10:45No, no, I mean guy.
10:46Guy Zerini.
10:48You know, a guy's are a guy.
10:50A guy that does what a guy does.
10:52A guy's guy.
10:54A guy's guy?
10:54Yeah, guy Lafleur.
10:57Guy Fieri, you know?
10:58It's not making sense to you.
10:59Maybe I'm not even speaking English.
11:01I don't know.
11:01Maybe I'm speaking Guyanese.
11:03You know?
11:03Everything we use to lift is made in Gaiwan.
11:06You understand what I'm saying?
11:08I'm losing it, bro.
11:09I'm losing it.
11:10I'm losing it, bro.
11:11What is...
11:12What do you mean?
11:14Just know how my guys removed the lockers for you.
11:18My guys will remove you for me easy.
11:21If this is about the grand Marlowe, we can...
11:22It's about whatever you want it to be about, broski.
11:25Trust me.
11:27You guys keep pushing into my routes.
11:29I might have to re-route that permanently.
11:31You understand me?
11:34I got guys who move, and I got guys who do the moving.
11:39And we don't like the way you guys are moving,
11:41and we're with the movements.
11:43You understand what I'm saying?
11:44There's guys and lows in life, brother.
11:46Get with you.
11:47You're trying to tell me the guy's not blue?
11:49I'm really out here.
11:50You understand?
11:50You know the motto, kid.
11:52I'm sorry?
11:53I'm a real guy.
11:55You could tell your pops too, brother.
11:57Wait, my dad?
12:00What does my dad have to do with it?
12:02Sorry, lad.
12:04It's okay.
12:04We're just catching up.
12:05Mm-hmm.
12:06So let's talk about this invoice.
12:08We're about to get started, Yves.
12:09Go back to work.
12:10Cause I don't know why you stand up here like you
12:12know I have nothing to do.
12:13At 12 o'clock now.
12:16Okay, babe.
12:16All right.
12:19Invoice.
12:20Invoice is going to be right here.
12:22This is deportation.
12:24This is my, my, my visa.
12:27My visa.
12:27Mikey, Mikey.
12:29Maybe this is God saving you from a lifetime of problems
12:33and freezing cold.
12:35Maybe you should go back home to Nigeria.
12:39I should go back to Nigeria.
12:42Uncle Marcos, when is my own turn?
12:44I should go back to Nigeria.
12:45When last, when last did you come to Nigeria, Uncle Marcos?
12:48You want me to go back home and be driving down for?
12:51When last did you come?
12:52Control yourself.
12:54Fuck you, nigga.
12:55Fuck you.
12:55Uh-uh.
12:58Mikey, I'm warning you, control yourself.
13:03Control yourself.
13:04What happened?
13:07Get the fuck off me with that Nigerian shit, huh?
13:09All right, Doug Ricky, Michael Marcos.
13:12Buzz, what do you need?
13:14Why is Michael crying?
13:15He's, he's a girlfriend break out with him.
13:17What?
13:17Buzz, I'm, I'm an illegal alien, Buzz.
13:20Buzz, they are going to deport me back to Nigeria.
13:22I should, I should be on the, on the next flight.
13:24Buzz, no refund, straight deportation.
13:27So I don't want to go back, Buzz.
13:29Fuck out of alien talk for now.
13:30Let's deport these lockers.
13:30We'll figure this out later, yeah?
13:31The guy's leaking.
13:33Why are you sweating?
13:35Why are you wearing cowboy boots?
13:37You said get any boots.
13:38Yeah, I said boots, not fucking boots.
13:40You got fucking boots.
13:41Boots, boots.
13:42What are, it's boots.
13:43I asked for work boots.
13:44You get cowboy boots.
13:45Boots are boots.
13:46This is a fucking joke, man.
13:48Yo, keep an eye on your nephew.
13:49You guys, let's get on these lockers, man.
13:50Let's get these up.
13:51Very nice boots.
13:52Let's get these lockers packed up, bro.
13:53Come on, bro.
13:54I didn't say any fucking any boot, bro.
13:56You're wearing cowboy boots.
14:01Wah-guan.
14:05Pick up the fucking phone, Everett, you slimeball prick.
14:07I know about the grandma Lowe.
14:10It's not like your fucking secretary's doing anything.
14:12She sits there all day.
14:16Listen, you fuck.
14:17Carla?
14:18Uh, sorry.
14:21What's up with you?
14:22Have you ever heard of an Elmerta Logistics?
14:24Elmerta, no.
14:27Who are they?
14:28Fuck, I don't know, but I think I just got totally grilled by the CEO.
14:31I think it's about that grandma Lowe shit.
14:33Also, I think Michael totally got dubbed.
14:34What? We can't lose our immigrant grant.
14:36I know, man.
14:37Fuck.
14:38We'll figure something out.
14:39I may have another option, actually.
14:42His name is Chris.
14:43Yo, brother, we talk, we talk, we talk, we talk.
14:44These ain't no motherfucking steel toes!
14:46Hello?
14:48Fucking working my ass off, man!
14:50Marcos!
14:54What's good?
14:57I'm good.
14:58I'm very good.
14:59Where'd your accent go just now?
15:00Accents?
15:01What?
15:02What are you talking about?
15:04What accent?
15:05Is your foot good?
15:06Yes!
15:07All right, perfect.
15:08We don't have insurance.
15:08Don't look at the foot.
15:09Look here.
15:09What happened?
15:10Just fell on your foot?
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:12This is fine, boss.
15:14This is fine, boss.
15:15Okay, you sure?
15:15You don't need to sit down for a bit?
15:17I am good.
15:18Foot is good.
15:19All right, yeah, just walk it off then.
15:20Yes, yes, yes.
15:20You sure that lump isn't?
15:21The lump was there before?
15:22Don't look at my foot, boss.
15:24The lump was there before?
15:24Look at me!
15:28Where's everybody at?
15:30Let's rip!
15:37Nice, nice, nice.
15:38Yeah, right to the door, right to the door.
15:39I can't feel my foot.
16:00I can't feel my foot.
16:11Supervisor, what do we do here?
16:16I don't know, man.
16:17My feet are killing me.
16:18You supervise this shit, man.
16:19Watch your fair gains.
16:20Watch it.
16:21Watch it.
16:22Watch your feet.
16:23Hold on.
16:24Push your side.
16:25Watch your feet.
16:26Watch your hands.
16:27Watch your toes.
16:28Watch your feet.
16:29Watch your feet.
16:30Grab the photo.
16:31Grab the photo.
16:32Grab the photo.
16:33Yo, my boots are too small for this.
16:35I can't.
16:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:38I gotta take my boots off.
16:40He's got it.
16:41I got it.
16:42I got it.
16:43I got it.
16:44I got it.
16:45I got it.
16:46I got it.
16:47I got it.
16:48I got it.
16:51I got it.
16:52I got it.
16:53I got it.
16:55I got it.
16:57Boss, is this the star bit?
16:58Yes, Armand.
16:59Just, please, hurry, man.
17:00It's heavy, man.
17:01I don't think that's the right.
17:03Armand.
17:04Hurry the fuck up.
17:05Yeah.
17:06Give me one second.
17:07It's burned, man.
17:08It's burned.
17:09Please.
17:10Please, Armand.
17:11Armand is the Philippines.
17:12Herman is the philippians that's why i'm sweating my ass is sweating
17:18i think one more screw kave how about screw you man
17:27that was actually quite comical
17:29oh
17:47just relax
17:59oh
18:14jesus christ
18:21that was a little bit terrifying yo doug the thing is when we get to the hospital we got no work
18:24insurance and deb's got me covered i told you boys she's got all that
18:29besides the pain i'm just chilling perfect you are chasm right yeah i see man ah okay perfect i'm
18:37going to ask you a few questions if that's all right i have a few questions for you i'm grant
18:41i don't know
18:49Yeah, Carla.
18:57Listen, there's a detective-looking guy
18:59at the warehouse asking questions.
19:02Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
19:03How'd they say they never checked that shit?
19:05I don't know, but it is definitely about the application.
19:09Wait, how do you know? Did he say anything?
19:10What did he say? Carla?
19:12Carla?
19:13Carla, I can't hear nothing.
19:15It's fine, Ricky.
19:16Carla, I can't hear you.
19:17This is definitely going to blow up like the...
19:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, no one's going to blow up.
19:21No one's going to blow up, all right?
19:22You just relax. Hold it down.
19:23We'll be home soon.
19:24Lay low until the end of the day.
19:25We get back. We'll sort this out.
19:26Just hide for now, all right?
19:28Ricky, don't worry. Don't worry.
19:30She knows something.
19:31Don't worry. Leave it alone.
19:33No one's talking about exploding the van but you.
19:34I'm telling you to shut the fuck up.
19:35What the fuck? You shut up, me.
19:36You're going to get there.
19:37You're going to get there.
19:38You're going to get there.
19:39Just, shh.
19:40No one knows about you blowing in the van.
19:49Yo, what's good, bro?
20:00Huh, let's park like cops.
20:01No, we don't need to.
20:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
20:04Easy, bro.
20:06Relax.
20:06Why are you being...
20:07I got it.
20:08Bro, I said I got it.
20:09It's a classic car.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12All right.
20:12Pass, shirts, jacket, gloves.
20:17Bro's.
20:19What?
20:20Yo!
20:21What the fuck?
20:22Fucking boots in there.
20:23Yo!
20:28Welcome to Xenathon, dipshit.
20:29When do I start?
20:30See you mañana.
20:319.30, headquarters.
20:33Yo!
20:37My dad's car!
20:42Maybe.
20:43This is a suggestion.
20:44Why are you sleeping?
20:46Okay.
20:47I think this one.
20:48Quick.
20:49Fast.
20:49Just think about it.
20:50Hold on.
20:51It's fast.
20:51Fucking time.
20:53Ricky, what are you doing?
20:54We can't.
20:56Oh, hey!
20:58Hey, fast, sleepy baby!
21:00Oh, God bless you, hurry!
21:02God bless you.
21:03You happy?
21:03No, I'm not really happy.
21:04Happy to be alive?
21:05I love living.
21:06Hey, man, how are you doing?
21:07You feeling good?
21:08Yeah, I'm doing all right.
21:09Where is he?
21:09I'm a little banged up.
21:10Where's my Doug?
21:10I'll show you all, Doug.
21:11Your mom's here.
21:11Dougie!
21:13Tabby!
21:13Baby!
21:14What happened?
21:16Dougie, baby!
21:16You came!
21:17Are you okay?
21:18What happened?
21:21I mean, it's pretty obvious.
21:23He broke both his ankles like the reet he is.
21:25Tyson!
21:26What?
21:27It takes a freaking douche hole to get his fucking legs broken by a locker.
21:31I can't do it.
21:31I can't do it.
21:31She's in a locker.
21:32Doug, I didn't know you had a brother.
21:34Yeah, right.
21:35This bag of bones is my brother.
21:36I'd have offed myself the day I was born.
21:38Okay.
21:38Oh, hey.
21:39All right.
21:40Have a Nutri-Grain.
21:41And sip it.
21:42Mom, thank you.
21:44Tyson's actually my stepson.
21:46Yeah.
21:47Aren't you older than your dad?
21:49That is not my dad.
21:50He's just a leech who takes advantage of older women.
21:54It's not even like that.
21:54I'm only here because I need to ride a ball hockey, which guess what?
21:57It's okay.
21:57I'm late.
21:58Well, I got something to say to you.
22:00You're supposed to make sure that my Dougie gets home in one piece.
22:03Yeah.
22:04Yeah.
22:04I got you.
22:04In a fucking box.
22:05Oh, I don't care.
22:07Tyson Bartholomew Johnson.
22:09I've had it up to here with your fucking attitude.
22:12Just give me the car and I'm out of here.
22:13Baby, I'm so sorry.
22:14It's okay.
22:15I'm sorry.
22:15Oh, give me a little sugar.
22:17I'm going to drop him off.
22:24Okay.
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:24Okay.
22:25And then I'm going to come right back.
22:27Okay?
22:31Stop it.
22:32Stop it.
22:33I don't like that.
22:36Okay, baby.
22:36I'll be right back.
22:37Watch it, big guy.
22:39I'm watching.
22:39I'm on to you.
22:41Bye, baby.
22:41I love you.
22:42I love you, too, baby.
22:42I love you, too.
22:43I love you more, baby.
22:44Oh, I love you everything.
22:44All of it.
22:45I love you.
22:45Bye, baby.
22:46I love you with all my body.
22:47I love you, too.
22:48Bye, baby.
22:53Fucking piece of shit.
22:55That's your girl?
22:56Every last bit of her.
22:59Yo, God bless your cougar, bro.
23:01That shit was inspiring.
23:03I'm telling you, man, cougars are the best thing in this world besides air and water.
23:07I mean, it looks pretty tough to have an adult son and shit, but she seems worth it.
23:11Yeah, he's all right, you know.
23:13Family's what you make it.
23:14It's what you need it to be, yeah?
23:17It makes me a better man.
23:20Stronger man.
23:22Yeah, Richard.
23:24Richard, huh?
23:27Damn.
23:28That's inspiring, Doug, for real.
23:29Don't worry, boys.
23:30You have no idea.
23:30Thanks for being here for me, eh?
23:32Of course, man.
23:32I got you.
23:33You too, Ricky.
23:34Bye, Dougie.
23:34See you guys.
23:35Next week.
23:36See you guys.
23:37All right, buddy.
23:37Hey, did you guys actually blow up a van?
23:41I guess I could keep a secret.
23:48No.
23:50See?
23:52No matter what you do, Armand has the shortcuts.
23:55You didn't listen to me.
23:57All I need is your trust.
23:59I guess it is okay.
24:01Um, one last thing, actually.
24:03Um, do you think you can maybe drop me home?
24:06Because, um, one of my wife's favorite activities is to actually take my car.
24:11And she has a car.
24:12Yeah, sure.
24:13Okay.
24:14I'm gonna get my toolbox now, then.
24:15Okay.
24:16Okay.
24:17You just need to trust me.
24:20Don't kiss me, man.
24:21Okay.
24:35Okay.
24:39I fucking knew it, Armand!
24:42Boss, if I just park closer, I won't even see you.
24:45It's blessed.
24:51Ah, my foot is cramping!
25:06What's up, me?
25:07What's up, me?
25:07Ah, my foot's cramping!
25:10Ah!
25:11Jesus!
25:12What the fuck?
25:13Why did I yell it?
25:14You...
25:14What do you mean, what?
25:15The car!
25:16It's the boots.
25:17What?
25:17It's the boots!
25:18My fucking dad's with...
25:20It's the boots!
25:20Oh, my dad's whipped!
25:24My bad.
25:25Oh, fuck.
25:27So, how did it go?
25:29Pretty sure that Omurta guy took like half our scrap metal, but we got it done.
25:33Oh, yeah, we gotta take Doug off the schedule, too.
25:35If we keep giving these guys days off, you're gonna start asking me to come to sight.
25:38And I have no upper body strength.
25:40Well, he has no ankles.
25:41Both of his ankles shattered under the weight of a locker is fucked.
25:44Oh, shit.
25:45But he's in good hands.
25:46He has a cougar and shit, so...
25:47And Michael is getting deported, right?
25:50Oh, yeah.
25:51I actually thought of something to get this grant investigator off our back.
25:54I'm listening.
25:55Okay, so if we really, really, really want this guy to stay in Canada, there are other ways.
26:01I'm not marrying Michael.
26:02No, not you.
26:03Me.
26:04No, no, I'm gonna, like, text you.
26:05I'm gonna adopt him.
26:06I'm gonna adopt him.
26:07Think about it.
26:09Okay, okay, so you're gonna be a dad, and your son is a 27-year-old Nigerian.
26:14Yeah, 27, 25, 22, 16.
26:16He's 16.
26:18Okay.
26:19Carla, if you can take me off the schedule, please.
26:23Boss, thank you for everything.
26:27I really appreciate you.
26:29If you don't see me here tomorrow, they'll send me back to Nigeria.
26:37What if I told you you're not going anywhere, son?
26:48What?
26:48I'm gonna adopt you.
26:49Because family is anything you need it to be.
26:55Well, you are going to be my father.
26:57I'm going to be your son.
26:58Yes, sir, my son.
27:01Walk him home, Michael.
27:03Walk him home.
27:08What's going on, man?
27:11Uh, you're an uncle now.
27:14I'm about to have a son.
27:16For real?
27:16Yep.
27:17What?
27:17The hell, when?
27:18Congrats.
27:18A couple months.
27:19He's right there.
27:21Uncle Eddie.
27:22What the fuck?
27:23Yeah, I'm adopting him.
27:24She doesn't have to leave Canada.
27:25Anyways, it's up with you.
27:28Uh, yeah.
27:29Carla, can you just take me off the schedule?
27:31For what?
27:32When?
27:32What?
27:32What?
27:33Oh, yeah, I quit.
27:38So there's that.
27:39Thanks for the fucking heads up.
27:40What do you mean?
27:41Get out of here.
27:42Uncle Eddie.
27:43Don't call me that.
27:44And Hassan crashed the car.
27:49What do you mean?
27:50He backed the truck.
27:51The truck?
27:52The truck into dad's car.
27:57What do you mean you crashed dad's car?
27:59Kicking shit.
27:59You're scaring me.
28:00You backed up into my dad's car.
28:01Dad's car?
28:02That was all you, because you tossed me the keys and said, go take the car.
28:04Bro, I was here.
28:05You're in the driver's seat.
28:06I have nothing to do with that.
28:08I didn't even have the keys.
28:09I was in my fault.
28:10Because you threw me the keys.
28:10Because you caught them.
28:11This is exactly what I did.
28:12Well, no, you're fired.
28:14Perfect.
28:14Perfect timing.
28:16Be here when dad comes back.
28:18I swear to fuck my car is.
28:19And you got to tell him to be.
28:24Actually, when are you going home?
28:25I'm going to need a ride.
28:26Yeah, take your damn cowboy boots and fuck it and jump on a horse.
28:42I'm going to need a ride.
29:12I'm always in the area.
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