Slightly Single in L.A. (2012)

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00:01:29What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache with short-term happiness and superficiality?

00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.

00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.

00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be

00:01:44You'll never see a beauty queen in a magazine

00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury

00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity

00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made

00:01:57In the heart of air

00:02:00Where the sun shines high and lights over the top

00:02:05In Hollywood

00:02:07Any time we want fun

00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play

00:02:12I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Dale.

00:02:23That's me a few years later

00:02:25Sucking face with my kind of sort of boyfriend, JP

00:02:28He's a fashion photographer

00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?

00:02:33JP took that

00:02:34God, I'm already name dropping

00:02:37That's so lame

00:02:38Baby, give me your foot

00:02:40Uh, my foot?

00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?

00:02:46No, JP

00:02:47Uh, uh, okay

00:02:49Mmm, man, yeah

00:02:52Mmm, delicioso

00:02:57Mmm, uh, ooh

00:03:00What? No good experience?

00:03:08Bye, baby

00:03:09Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?

00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome

00:03:17I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome

00:03:21Baby, you want a beer?

00:03:23The six-pack, no?

00:03:25Huh?

00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy

00:03:28A good energy, me and you, no?

00:03:30Yes

00:03:30Come here

00:03:32Come dance with Poppy

00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off

00:03:40For about six months

00:03:41It's going pretty good

00:03:42But sometimes I get the feeling

00:03:45I'm not the only girl JP's seeing

00:03:47Oh, JP

00:03:49Ah, no, no, no

00:03:50Are you there?

00:03:52Just stay here

00:03:52It's Melissa

00:03:53JP

00:03:54Uh, this computer's broken

00:03:56It's a crazy joke

00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are

00:04:00No, I only have eyes for you

00:04:03Hey, JP

00:04:04Let's do that thing with the toes again

00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous

00:04:09Babe

00:04:09Bye

00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal

00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?

00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation

00:04:17Right?

00:04:22JP

00:04:23JP

00:04:25Since I moved to LA

00:04:34I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend

00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards

00:04:38Casual relationships of convenience

00:04:40Sometimes, though

00:04:42I do wish for something more meaningful

00:04:50In Los Angeles

00:04:51Most people feel like they've never

00:04:53Actually arrived

00:04:54There's always this chase

00:04:56For something bigger and better

00:04:58Consequently

00:05:00No one puts down roots

00:05:01No one settles down

00:05:03It's like living in this state

00:05:05Of perpetual vagrancy

00:05:07I want some roots

00:05:12At least I think I do

00:05:15Oh my God, did he

00:05:20Did you hear?

00:05:23Maybe

00:05:232012

00:05:242012

00:05:24There's this huge planet

00:05:26That is going to crash into Earth

00:05:28And kill everyone

00:05:30Oh

00:05:31You mean like the movie?

00:05:34No, I don't mean like the movie

00:05:36This is real, Dale

00:05:38The movie is based on the facts

00:05:42The planet

00:05:43Is called

00:05:45I don't know how he got his name

00:05:48I don't know how he got his name

00:05:49And why it isn't six or eight

00:05:50But seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant

00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying seven won't be taking any girls home

00:06:00It's all over the internet

00:06:01I'm obsessed with it

00:06:02I can't stop reading

00:06:03It's kind of scary, don't you think?

00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale

00:06:14I don't know if I can sleep tonight

00:06:17Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?

00:06:21Huh?

00:06:23I'm taking your dog

00:06:24And you just left?

00:06:42Yep

00:06:42So it's over?

00:06:44I don't know

00:06:45She says that every time and then she goes back to him

00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid

00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem

00:06:53Who said what? Did I handle it well? Et cetera

00:06:55Can I ask you something, J.P.?

00:06:57Hi, baby

00:06:58Come back to bed

00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?

00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?

00:07:03So what?

00:07:03So drama

00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months?

00:07:08And text and call every day?

00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point

00:07:13We just had sex, J.P.

00:07:15It's good

00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me

00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head

00:07:23Oh

00:07:25Last week, bird crap

00:07:26This week, balls in her face

00:07:28That's typical

00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?

00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information

00:07:34But that's absolutely true

00:07:36Okay

00:07:37I don't understand the deal about big dicks

00:07:40I mean, they just hurt

00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one

00:07:45Yeah

00:07:45Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends

00:07:48They're always game to listen to my problems

00:07:51And dispense useful commentary

00:07:52Toastuckers freaked me out

00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize

00:07:56Is that true?

00:07:57I mean, I love her

00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure

00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous

00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?

00:08:03Becca

00:08:03What are you?

00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet

00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life

00:08:09What?

00:08:10Question

00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?

00:08:13He sleeps in my bed

00:08:14Okay, but if the guy sleeps over

00:08:16Where does Bowie go?

00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed

00:08:20Wait, what about fleas?

00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?

00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?

00:08:31Bowie, stop it

00:08:33Okay, okay

00:08:37You have a point

00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale

00:08:41What?

00:08:44Oh, no

00:08:46Becca, what?

00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel?

00:08:51Natasha Franks?

00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time

00:08:53What about her?

00:08:54Okay, I just read this

00:08:55It was on CMZ

00:08:56Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel

00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports

00:09:01That she is three months pregnant

00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer

00:09:06J.P.

00:09:06Gia

00:09:07Whatever his name is

00:09:08Is the father

00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant

00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites

00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops

00:09:16I'm done

00:09:17I'm sorry

00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city

00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl

00:09:23That always gets burnt

00:09:24Wait, wait, wait

00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk

00:09:26No, I'm a...

00:09:27Hey, Dale

00:09:30Hey

00:09:31Hi

00:09:32Zach

00:09:33Do you look...

00:09:34You look fantastic

00:09:35Oh, thanks

00:09:36I cut my bangs

00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much

00:09:39I knew Zach before he was a rock star

00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band

00:09:46Now he's got four Grammys

00:09:48And he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

00:09:50But to me

00:09:51He'll always be good ol' Zach

00:09:54Wow, long time to see

00:09:56Uh, this is my friend Hallie

00:09:58Hi

00:09:58And Becca

00:09:59I think you've met Becca before

00:10:01Yes, uh, I've met Becca before

00:10:02It's good to see you

00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you

00:10:04Me too

00:10:05Wow

00:10:05How are you?

00:10:07I'm sorry I was actually just about to take off

00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad

00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so

00:10:12So I'm gonna be around

00:10:13Oh, and hey, listen

00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe

00:10:17If you guys want to come by, that would be great

00:10:20I love your music

00:10:21Thank you

00:10:22Okay, maybe, maybe we will

00:10:23All right, well, just, um, email me

00:10:25Just get your address and

00:10:26Yeah

00:10:26Oh, uh, I think the Paps have found you

00:10:31And, um, well, your girlfriend's kinda looking a little lonely

00:10:34Pictures

00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend

00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend

00:10:38Oh, right, mm-hmm

00:10:39Hey

00:10:40Hey, uh, Cece, this is my friend Dale

00:10:42Hi

00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you

00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff

00:10:46Okay

00:10:46Um, yeah, well

00:10:47Don't forget to email me

00:10:48Well, don't forget to come

00:10:49Oh, my God

00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?

00:10:58Yeah

00:10:59Okay, I can't, I can't imagine that

00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15

00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest

00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time

00:11:11Started back in Catholic school

00:11:13And specifically, our first communion

00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be

00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows

00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle dressed in white

00:11:28Oh, that's fine

00:11:29Oh, that's fine

00:11:30Great

00:11:31Oh, my God

00:11:33You are getting married

00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone

00:11:39Plus, it comes with that carrying cake

00:11:43Oh, right

00:11:43That is such an inappropriate gift

00:11:46What, you're saying you don't masturbate?

00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate

00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy

00:11:52Wouldn't you agree?

00:11:54Jillian, thank you, I love this

00:11:55I love you, Rome

00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?

00:11:59No

00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but

00:12:01Hey, I heard you saw Zach

00:12:03Oh, yeah

00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day

00:12:07He looked so good

00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?

00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second

00:12:12He was with a girlfriend

00:12:13Okay, what is up?

00:12:19What?

00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip

00:12:23See what?

00:12:23Which is it

00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked

00:12:27Girls

00:12:29You can just tell me later

00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment

00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make

00:12:36I'm getting married!

00:12:38No!

00:12:40No!

00:12:41Isn't it gorgeous?

00:12:43Do you love it?

00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys

00:12:47It's not that I don't

00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore

00:12:50It's not that I don't

00:12:51It's not fair, I can't take this limbo

00:12:54I know

00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me

00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life

00:12:59What can I say?

00:13:01He's the best

00:13:02You've got to be kidding me

00:13:10Drew?

00:13:10I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago

00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie

00:13:17He was flirting with you

00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt

00:13:20It's a human condition

00:13:21It's natural

00:13:21Plus you think everyone is flirting with you

00:13:23I don't know

00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship

00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business

00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags

00:13:34No?

00:13:35No, I like Drew

00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag

00:13:37Well

00:13:37Who came up with the term douchebag anyway?

00:13:40It's kind of disgusting

00:13:40But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time

00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe

00:13:47And why is that?

00:13:48Because you're rich?

00:13:50I mean, seriously

00:13:51Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want

00:13:54So just buy a boyfriend

00:13:56What?

00:13:58Are you acting right now?

00:14:00Because this is hilarious

00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me

00:14:04Is she really just saying?

00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?

00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat

00:14:11That's not funny

00:14:14Seriously

00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago

00:14:17And the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini

00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation

00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them

00:14:29Producer, callback, agent

00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds

00:14:33And it's okay

00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect

00:14:40That is crazy, Becca, you're perfect

00:14:41Don't listen to that

00:14:42Exactly

00:14:43Douchebags

00:14:44As bad as they sound

00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world

00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it

00:14:54At all

00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?

00:14:58No, tell me

00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking high

00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself

00:15:03Come on, guys, let's go

00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this place sucks and I'm done

00:15:09Thank you

00:15:10I'm serious, I'm done

00:15:11You guys don't hate me, but I might, uh, I might pass on going out tonight

00:15:15What? No

00:15:16What?

00:15:17No, you are going

00:15:17You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single

00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver

00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt

00:15:24Going out in LA isn't quite like it is in any other city

00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around

00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity

00:15:39Work in the A-list arena

00:15:41Or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi

00:15:44Then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in

00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood

00:15:49Who are you, what do you do, and who are your friends?

00:15:52Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight

00:15:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

00:16:00Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight

00:16:03If you are now A-list, leave

00:16:07Uh, honey, not in my club

00:16:09Natural hair colors only

00:16:10Anthony, oh, hi

00:16:13Of course, come on in

00:16:15Great, Jonathan's working the door

00:16:17Sorry, ladies, we're full

00:16:19Seven, really?

00:16:21You went in my club?

00:16:22I texted you three times last week

00:16:25Three times!

00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?

00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list

00:16:29Here, you see that?

00:16:31Let him in

00:16:32You totes owe me seven

00:16:34Nice, natural, looking good

00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there

00:16:40And you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way

00:16:42There's a feeling that you got it

00:16:44There's a feeling that you got it

00:16:45There's a feeling that you got it

00:16:45There's a feeling in the air

00:16:46Baby, girl, don't you deny

00:16:48I see it in your eyes

00:16:49Baby, girl, don't you try to hide it

00:16:50And if this sun come out, won't you try it?

00:16:53It's your biggest kiss you've ever seen

00:16:55Hey, Jamie did him

00:16:56Thank you

00:16:57Wow, bitch

00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds

00:17:00Are you kidding me?

00:17:01They call him her for a reason

00:17:02They check out the old dude and the cougar

00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry

00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding

00:17:07There you go

00:17:07Huh?

00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?

00:17:09I only date girls 25 and younger

00:17:12I'm sorry

00:17:13Oh, my God

00:17:16Is that David Spade over there?

00:17:18That would be hot

00:17:19God, this town is so disgusting

00:17:22Oh, my God

00:17:23Why did you check this guy out?

00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night

00:17:26He's so hot

00:17:28I'm well-connected

00:17:29Oh, my God, come on

00:17:31You're my wingman

00:17:32Uh-oh

00:17:35Don't look over there

00:17:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me

00:17:44I-I'm gonna go to the bathroom

00:17:47I'm-I'm just, you know

00:17:48Go to the bathroom

00:17:49Oh, ah

00:17:50Jake?

00:17:53Good day, baby

00:17:54What are you doing here?

00:17:55Well, let me guess

00:17:56Baby's mama?

00:17:58You just called me a baby

00:17:59Jamie, she didn't just call me a baby

00:18:02Now, did she?

00:18:03What?

00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut

00:18:04Excuse me

00:18:05You don't know her, do you, JP?

00:18:08Yes, uh, baby

00:18:09This is baby

00:18:10Well, not anymore, you don't

00:18:16Bye-bye

00:18:19This is my first bitch slap

00:18:24But seeing the look on her Botoxed face

00:18:26You deserve him

00:18:27Totally makes it worth it

00:18:29I like

00:18:30And he's gonna put me in this next movie

00:18:35But isn't he kind of old?

00:18:37Aren't you gonna have to, you know

00:18:39Do him?

00:18:40Probably

00:18:40Oh, God

00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part

00:18:46I'll pee my pants

00:18:48Um, excuse me

00:18:50We're in line

00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror

00:18:54Which doesn't really constitute the line

00:18:57Whatever, just go

00:19:01It's fine

00:19:02Okay

00:19:03Ew

00:19:05And ick on you

00:19:07Hmm

00:19:08I'll give you my number

00:19:16And then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime

00:19:18You wanna give me your number?

00:19:19Yeah, sure

00:19:20I'll put it down

00:19:20Totally, cool

00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing

00:19:23Yeah, right

00:19:24That's just awkward

00:19:25Yeah, I know

00:19:26Oh, gosh

00:19:29Oh, gosh

00:19:30Hola

00:19:30What?

00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands

00:19:36Yo, mama

00:19:41Hey

00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?

00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth

00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him

00:19:46Did you see JP?

00:19:47Yep

00:19:47I saw him

00:19:49He looks really hot tonight

00:19:50Did you talk to him?

00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?

00:19:54Sorry

00:19:54That was really tacky

00:19:56Wasn't it?

00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?

00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?

00:20:01Zach?

00:20:02Yeah

00:20:02Uh, no, I mean, not really

00:20:05Seriously?

00:20:06Yeah, seriously?

00:20:07Why are you asking?

00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before

00:20:10Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot

00:20:12But, nope

00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of LA

00:20:17Then I am gonna have to jump his bones

00:20:19For both of us

00:20:20So, are you an actor?

00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really

00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but

00:20:30Turns out it's not for me

00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing

00:20:33So, what do you do now?

00:20:36I design jewelry

00:20:37These are mine

00:20:38They're very nice

00:20:40Thanks

00:20:40Oh, my gosh

00:20:42Is it here?

00:20:43It's here, what?

00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue

00:20:47Yes

00:20:47Can I process that?

00:20:48Oh, come on, are you kidding?

00:20:50Come on, Cece, it's Zach's magazine

00:20:52Yeah

00:20:52It's not exactly

00:20:53It's, you know, it's very good

00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?

00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?

00:20:58She was a producer

00:20:59Maybe she gets home okay

00:21:03Okay

00:21:04Bye

00:21:05Mwah

00:21:06I don't

00:21:12Excuse me for one second

00:21:13Hey, I

00:21:14Hey, Dale

00:21:15Hey, Dale

00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale

00:21:18Focus back, Dad

00:21:19I'll hold him up, Zach

00:21:23Come on, let's go inside, right?

00:21:25Please

00:21:26Yeah, it's

00:21:27It doesn't make any sense to me sometimes

00:21:29Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you

00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week

00:21:34Um, I can't

00:21:36I didn't even give you a day

00:21:38Well, I'm sorry, I know, I'm just

00:21:40I'm slammed right now

00:21:43Working in this retarded dating reality show

00:21:46Okay

00:21:48Well, I mean

00:21:49Look, if you're not too busy

00:21:51Then maybe you can make about my show with the label next week

00:21:53We can hang out after that

00:21:54Yeah?

00:21:56Yeah

00:21:56Because you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night

00:21:59Oh, I'm sorry

00:22:01It's okay

00:22:02I totally forgot

00:22:03Hey, you know what?

00:22:04Next week, though, for sure

00:22:05Okay

00:22:06Good, because

00:22:07You had me a little bit worried there, you know

00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that

00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food, you know

00:22:15I need to see you every so often

00:22:16L.A. comfort food

00:22:18I like that

00:22:20I'm sorry

00:22:23It's just been one of those months

00:22:24You know, that photographer, J.P. and I

00:22:28Right

00:22:28We were sort of dating on and off

00:22:30And then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant

00:22:33And I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight

00:22:35And I ran into them

00:22:37And I just

00:22:38I don't know

00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore

00:22:42It's just

00:22:43It's not for me

00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone

00:22:46I thought you were, I thought you were single

00:22:47Well, slightly single

00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed

00:22:52Well, breakups are always pretty tough

00:22:57Yeah, I just don't get this town

00:23:00Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal

00:23:04It just

00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?

00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is

00:23:08It's hype

00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous

00:23:12You're part of something better that people are searching for

00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been

00:23:19I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype

00:23:21Hey, Zach!

00:23:23Come here!

00:23:25Come on, I got it

00:23:26Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?

00:23:32I think I can handle that

00:23:33Right

00:23:35I'm so sorry

00:23:39It's okay, I like a good headbutt

00:23:41I was...

00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek

00:23:43I am such an idiot

00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips

00:23:48Okay, well, have a good night

00:23:51Thanks, bye

00:23:52Bye

00:23:52Seven and I work in a production company

00:24:00That cranks out crappy reality shows

00:24:02Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent

00:24:06Such as it is

00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here

00:24:11Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera

00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?

00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story

00:24:19We met on the internet

00:24:21Now take these two

00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town

00:24:25Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV

00:24:29A blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay

00:24:33Hey, Dale

00:24:37Seven

00:24:40There's a coffee on line, too

00:24:42Oh, really?

00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second

00:24:46This is Dale Squire

00:24:52Dale, it's Becca

00:24:55Can you come take me off, please?

00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?

00:25:00I'm up to Haiti

00:25:01It's like a saucepan

00:25:02Take a laugh

00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds

00:25:04You don't wanna leave this in there

00:25:10That was Becca

00:25:11She was crying

00:25:12I don't know, I gotta go pick her up

00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes

00:25:16Can you cover for me?

00:25:17With the phone sex and cyberspacing 80-year-old couple

00:25:19Yes

00:25:20Please, they're kinda scaring me

00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, go

00:25:22Thank you

00:25:23Three, two, one

00:25:31Oh, jeez

00:25:32Thank you

00:25:34Hey

00:25:35What happened?

00:25:46Becca, what happened?

00:25:47What's wrong?

00:25:49What happened?

00:25:49You have got to be kidding me

00:25:53I just don't understand

00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago

00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice

00:25:58Almost in a year?

00:25:59Every Monday

00:26:00I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m

00:26:039 a.m

00:26:05And?

00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?

00:26:10On days like this

00:26:11It's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood

00:26:13Rescues puppies

00:26:14And volunteers at the local soup kitchen

00:26:16How much

00:26:18980 dollars

00:26:20980 dollars?

00:26:22Yes

00:26:22It's okay

00:26:24You know what?

00:26:24We'll get the money

00:26:25Love is alive

00:26:43Alive like a newborn child

00:26:47Love is a war

00:26:50Broken and running wild

00:26:54Love is a thief

00:26:56And I'm stealing our hearts tonight

00:27:03And you give it to me

00:27:10Give me all of you

00:27:14You're all I see

00:27:17You're all I want is to be

00:27:22Can you take me

00:27:24I love you

00:27:25Take me

00:27:26Wow

00:27:29He is good

00:27:30I know, right?

00:27:32He looks so different

00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be

00:27:35Clean?

00:27:36He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him

00:27:40You can say that again

00:27:41Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?

00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening

00:27:47And then he's going out with the guys

00:27:49Because he's so excited about the whole engagement

00:27:51Yes, he's so excited

00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement

00:27:55So we set a date

00:27:56September

00:27:57Oh

00:27:58That's great

00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?

00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't

00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?

00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here

00:28:08I'm 25, Jill

00:28:10It's not like you're 100

00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one

00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to divulge my real age

00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either

00:28:17And you both smell like desperate whores

00:28:20Thank you

00:28:21Thank you

00:28:26Thank you all for coming, thank you very much

00:28:28Yeah

00:28:28Hey

00:28:31You made it

00:28:32Hi

00:28:33That was incredible

00:28:35That was amazing

00:28:36You think?

00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?

00:28:39Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course

00:28:41And Seven, how are you?

00:28:42Much better now that you're here, how are you?

00:28:43Good

00:28:44I'm gonna go to the bar

00:28:51Anybody want a drink?

00:28:52You guys want to join?

00:28:53Sure, why not?

00:28:54I'll stay

00:28:54Will you get me another Jack and Coke?

00:28:56Yeah, sure

00:28:56Okay

00:28:57Hey

00:28:58Hey

00:28:59Hey

00:29:00Hey, where did Dale go?

00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar

00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie

00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night

00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you

00:29:12Same

00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique

00:29:15So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow, when do you have any song?

00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager

00:29:22So everything's gotta get the thumbs up from her

00:29:25Oh, I'm easy

00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know, but with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong

00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute, but I say go for it

00:29:35You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?

00:29:38What, afraid you're gonna fall in love?

00:29:41Hold it

00:29:42Hold it

00:29:44Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks

00:29:51She winks?

00:29:52All the time

00:29:53Pecca is a winker

00:29:55Pecca's a wanker?

00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker

00:29:58She winks

00:29:59I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?

00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing

00:30:05It's a character role

00:30:06So what are you guys doing afterwards?

00:30:08Uh, at home

00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning

00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame

00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?

00:30:16Pop shell?

00:30:17Yes

00:30:17Oh, no

00:30:18No, that is trouble

00:30:20I puked

00:30:21I'll clean it up

00:30:22Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out

00:30:26She's always in bed by 10pm

00:30:27Maybe just one night

00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go

00:30:33Me either

00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning

00:30:36I have an audition at 9

00:30:37I'm casting

00:30:38I'm free

00:30:39I'll stay

00:30:40Yeah

00:30:40Okay

00:30:41Well, uh, I'll let you all stuff up this one time, okay?

00:30:45But next time, you're staying

00:30:46All of you

00:30:47Stay

00:30:47Okay

00:30:48Good job

00:30:48Okay, bye

00:30:48Yeah, have a good day

00:30:49Bye

00:30:50Bye, guys

00:30:50Come on, you guys

00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but

00:30:54Can I get an autograph?

00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure

00:30:56Thanks

00:31:01I'm a big fan

00:31:03Thank you

00:31:04Wow, that is a lot of tequila

00:31:07Oh, yeah

00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix

00:31:11Things might get silly

00:31:13Okay

00:31:15All right, but only if you do a wraparound

00:31:19Go like this

00:31:22Just once

00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass, either

00:31:33It's an out-hole, not an in-hole

00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?

00:31:36I'm not being a prude

00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?

00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody

00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind

00:31:43Oh, surprise

00:31:45The wedding which you haven't had any input in, BTW

00:31:47BTW, Jesus

00:31:49Is because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip

00:31:53And obsess over the wedding

00:31:55What?

00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing

00:31:57A pig

00:31:57I'm a pig

00:31:58Hi

00:31:59Hi

00:32:00Are you guys okay?

00:32:02Yeah, we're good

00:32:02We're just here working on our calves

00:32:04Hey, hi

00:32:05Well, that's, I know

00:32:07Who was that?

00:32:07That's, uh

00:32:08That is, uh, a client

00:32:10Jill

00:32:11God

00:32:12Yeah, right

00:32:13Back off

00:32:13Yeah, right

00:32:14That's what it is

00:32:15Everything

00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew

00:32:18A match made in heaven

00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes

00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex

00:32:24I couldn't help but think that

00:32:25Heaven has a strange sense of humor

00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?

00:32:29Okay

00:32:30Bye

00:32:30Come on, Bowie

00:32:31Bowie?

00:32:32Terrible, man

00:32:33Listen

00:32:34I want to try it

00:32:35It's just one, one little

00:32:36Just one time

00:32:37No!

00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you

00:32:43Oh, you think?

00:32:43So what are you gonna do with these pictures?

00:32:46I don't know

00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet

00:32:48Make some money off your ass

00:32:50Album cover, my man

00:32:52I'm telling you

00:32:54Want some?

00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks

00:32:56I'm cool

00:32:57You smoke too much, Jivers

00:32:59Way too much

00:33:00What?

00:33:01It's all natural

00:33:02Oh, organic

00:33:03No chemicals

00:33:06Is this new?

00:33:08It is

00:33:09It's about a girl

00:33:11Is it about?

00:33:14That blonde?

00:33:15Blonde?

00:33:17No

00:33:17No blondes

00:33:19There ain't no words that I could say

00:33:24Cause words would just get in the way

00:33:29But it is written in the way

00:33:35This is where it all begins

00:33:42I've been dreaming you to last

00:33:46I've been hoping every night

00:33:52Now you're wanting me to stay

00:33:57Keeps getting better every day

00:34:03Every day

00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry

00:34:09I think about it all the time

00:34:15Yeah, yeah

00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry

00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind

00:34:27I found a reason for living

00:34:31Yeah

00:34:32I found a reason for loving

00:34:37I'll see you later

00:34:38I'm so happy I could cry

00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?

00:34:45It's pretty good

00:34:46There's a bit of drama, though

00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding

00:34:50It's shocking

00:34:51Yeah, well, Jill wants this, you know

00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses

00:34:56And some, like, $80,000 wedding dinner

00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress

00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab

00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now

00:35:05Or her dad

00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know

00:35:08We love her for it

00:35:10She's extravagant

00:35:10You know what?

00:35:11I've known her since I was 11

00:35:12We went to boarding school together

00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11

00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?

00:35:18Yeah

00:35:19Um, it's complicated

00:35:21When did you get home to see them?

00:35:23Well, on the holidays

00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend

00:35:26No, I liked boarding school

00:35:29It was what I needed

00:35:30How do you mean?

00:35:34Well, my parents died when I was a kid

00:35:36I've told you that, right?

00:35:39No

00:35:39No, I'm very sorry

00:35:41I didn't know that

00:35:42How did they die?

00:35:44Together?

00:35:44No, they actually died separately

00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was 5

00:35:50My mom was when I was 11

00:35:51Oh, no, no, no

00:35:55It's

00:35:56It's not sad

00:35:57It was

00:35:58A really long time ago

00:35:59I just don't talk about it much

00:36:02Because

00:36:02Um

00:36:06What about your parents?

00:36:08They're

00:36:08Still together, right?

00:36:10Still together

00:36:10Yeah

00:36:11After

00:36:1230 years

00:36:13They're totally in love with each other

00:36:15It's amazing

00:36:15Oh, you can get that

00:36:19No, no, no

00:36:20That's okay

00:36:21But you can get that

00:36:23Sorry

00:36:24Oh, it's Howie

00:36:27Just two seconds

00:36:28Hey

00:36:29Um, yeah

00:36:31Yeah, yeah

00:36:32I'm still here

00:36:33Um

00:36:36Sure

00:36:37That's fine

00:36:38Wait

00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?

00:36:44Because

00:36:44I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you

00:36:47Um

00:36:47She's outside

00:36:48How did she get my address?

00:36:50I don't know

00:36:51Not for me

00:36:52Hello

00:36:52Door's open

00:36:55Hi

00:36:56Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today

00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you

00:37:00Hey

00:37:01Hey

00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago

00:37:04But, um

00:37:05Really?

00:37:06Yeah

00:37:06Wanted you, uh

00:37:09Sit back down

00:37:10You're not

00:37:10Yeah

00:37:11No, I know

00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame

00:37:13But I

00:37:13Have to work in the morning, so

00:37:16You should see the show she's casting

00:37:17It is so funny

00:37:18Look, you can stay

00:37:19Have another beer

00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time

00:37:22But I'll see you guys later

00:37:23Just

00:37:24One

00:37:24One second

00:37:25All right, Mr. Zachary

00:37:29Um

00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow

00:37:30Why are you leaving?

00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow

00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?

00:37:37Hey, Zach

00:37:38Where's your corkscrew?

00:37:39Okay

00:37:40Okay

00:37:41You know

00:37:42She just showed up hours later

00:37:46Unannounced

00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night

00:37:49What'd Zach say?

00:37:50Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay

00:37:53And, you know

00:37:54But I think he was just playing dumb

00:37:55I'm gonna get you, Dale

00:37:57I really don't

00:37:58What?

00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?

00:38:02Because, Seven

00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships

00:38:05With these loser L.A. guys

00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun

00:38:08Whoa

00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy

00:38:10Ha ha

00:38:12No, he's

00:38:14No, he's not

00:38:15But

00:38:15Anyhow, I'm not his type

00:38:17Especially now that

00:38:18Hallie's all over him

00:38:19You are so wrong

00:38:21You're so wrong

00:38:22It doesn't matter

00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden

00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa

00:38:28But just his friend

00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?

00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer

00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city

00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven

00:38:37That's harsh

00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you

00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept

00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career

00:38:46Because you have a career

00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach

00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue

00:38:51I never said pursue

00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up

00:38:55And I said no

00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before

00:38:57But you are gonna regret this

00:38:59Trust me

00:39:01Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale

00:39:04Why does everyone keep saying that?

00:39:06I am not scared of relationships

00:39:08But you're scared of something

00:39:10Let's just forget about it

00:39:14Okay

00:39:27Sorry

00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay

00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that

00:39:33Was it weird seeing Dale?

00:39:41Yeah

00:39:41Yeah, it was weird

00:39:43I felt like I sensed something between you guys

00:39:46Yeah

00:39:49Yeah, I think maybe you did

00:39:52I don't know

00:39:52Dale and I are really tight

00:39:53You know

00:39:55And as I told you before, Hallie

00:39:57I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now

00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression

00:40:00About what's going on here

00:40:02She's the one that told me to pursue you

00:40:06Just so you know

00:40:07She told you that

00:40:07Yeah, you sound surprised

00:40:11She said you guys were just friends

00:40:13You've never hooked up

00:40:14And that she isn't your type

00:40:15Not my type

00:40:17So are we cool?

00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:40:24We're cool

00:40:24But I just

00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea right now

00:40:28Okay?

00:40:28Well, this isn't a good idea

00:40:30Look, I just

00:40:30I'm just not that into this

00:40:32Right now

00:40:33You're not into this?

00:40:34No

00:40:34Are you into this?

00:40:45Hey

00:40:45Hey, Hayden

00:40:47Hey, is that a stutter?

00:40:48Hey, Hayden

00:40:49Oh

00:40:49Just joking

00:40:50Hey

00:40:53Hey

00:40:54That's

00:40:55It's really, really nice to see you

00:40:58So this is a great restaurant

00:40:59It's got some health conscious options

00:41:01Okay

00:41:01Thank you

00:41:01Because you know

00:41:02I like to take care of myself

00:41:04As you can see

00:41:06I did notice

00:41:08Your pecs just now

00:41:09Oh

00:41:09Hey

00:41:11Hey

00:41:11Are you flexing?

00:41:13What are your options for something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?

00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the baby back ribs?

00:41:27Is the Cajun salmon wild caught or farm rage?

00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers?

00:41:31Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?

00:41:32Very good, organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-gen

00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?

00:41:35Have you seen that?

00:41:36It's a little brilliant because I don't want any acclimates in my food

00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter

00:41:40Are these Swedish meatballs kosher?

00:41:42You're right, but people really are vain here

00:41:45I mean, I'm not

00:41:46I'm self-aware

00:41:47Which is like, radically different

00:41:49I mean, I'm self-conscious

00:41:51Conscious of self

00:41:52Right

00:41:52I'm self-conscious

00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think

00:41:55What do you think?

00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good

00:41:57I'm all about my work

00:41:59And my body is my work

00:42:00So, one might say that

00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body

00:42:04But, in some respects that is true

00:42:06But, I mean, you're completely missing the point

00:42:08And the point is

00:42:08Completely missed my point

00:42:14Okay, rewind, reset

00:42:17Look, I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me

00:42:21Great energy going on here

00:42:22So, yeah, okay

00:42:23I get it

00:42:25So, let's lay the facts down

00:42:27You want to be with me and vice versa

00:42:29That much is clear

00:42:30But my work always comes first

00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat

00:42:34Basically, my body comes before you

00:42:37He seems perfect

00:42:39Good-looking

00:42:40Somewhat single-minded

00:42:42Somewhat vain

00:42:43And not too bright

00:42:45No promise of a great romance

00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy

00:42:50No risk of getting hurt

00:42:52But is this right for me?

00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here

00:42:59You've got this great, beautiful chest on you

00:43:02With great definition

00:43:03Which you probably bench press quite a bit

00:43:04Is seven right about me?

00:43:06I hate for seven to be right

00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff

00:43:10Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...

00:43:17I need a sign

00:43:18Is this right for me?

00:43:22I've got this great idea

00:43:23I know you're going to love it

00:43:24Fitness fanatics

00:43:28It's my reality TV show

00:43:30Check, please

00:43:33Is that for checks?

00:43:35Yeah

00:43:36Hi!

00:43:45Ready, Freddy?

00:43:47We're walking, right?

00:43:48You don't want to drive?

00:43:49You guys, it's two blocks

00:43:51They have valet parking, you know

00:43:53So where's Hallie this morning?

00:44:03I don't know

00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday

00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week

00:44:06You know that she changed her status to

00:44:08It's complicated?

00:44:10What does that mean?

00:44:11It's complicated?

00:44:13With who?

00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys

00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me

00:44:18He is the cutest dimple

00:44:20Okay, he's telling us to shut up

00:44:23His smile is his state of Zen

00:44:25Oh gosh

00:44:26Namaste

00:44:29Namaste

00:44:30You guys really do this all the time?

00:44:34Yeah

00:44:34I have to

00:44:35I'm older than you

00:44:36You get fatter quicker

00:44:38Sorry, I'm late

00:44:39I just got your message

00:44:40You're late

00:44:42Hey

00:44:44Hey

00:44:46What's going on?

00:44:48You guys look so serious

00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding

00:44:50Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet

00:44:52Or groomsmen, for that matter

00:44:55Well, you know

00:44:56We're guys

00:44:57We take a little bit longer

00:44:58We're that kind of stuff

00:44:58Yeah

00:45:00Well, I gotta go

00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two

00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments

00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch

00:45:07Congrats, girl

00:45:08Thanks, girl

00:45:09So I'll call you later

00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?

00:45:12No yoga

00:45:14No, we missed it

00:45:16Um, yeah

00:45:17I guess

00:45:18Okay

00:45:20When did that start

00:45:22And did you know?

00:45:24Well, I mean, I kind of guessed

00:45:25But

00:45:26Does she know about you two?

00:45:28What's there to know?

00:45:30Hallie should know better

00:45:31Seriously

00:45:32Anybody that knows you

00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him

00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him

00:45:36No, he's your friend

00:45:37And

00:45:38It is so typical of Hallie

00:45:40She's a fame whore

00:45:41No, she's not

00:45:43It's

00:45:43Dammit, she is a fame whore

00:45:47No, she's not

00:45:48Oh, God

00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now

00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that

00:45:53Hallie was scared for me

00:45:54When I had that swine flu

00:45:55Every time I've broken up

00:45:57With a quasi-boyfriend

00:45:58I don't know what I would have done

00:46:01About that stalker

00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie

00:46:02I need something to take my mind

00:46:05Off all this

00:46:06Deal, I don't know what I would do without you

00:46:11Oh, come on

00:46:12That's what friends are for

00:46:13Oh, honey

00:46:14Do you like that setting?

00:46:15Yeah, no, I do

00:46:16It's nice

00:46:17You didn't even look

00:46:18No, I did

00:46:19I'm looking

00:46:19Yeah, I love it

00:46:20It's...

00:46:21What do you think, Deal?

00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful

00:46:23Yeah?

00:46:24Okay, I gotta go

00:46:24I gotta go

00:46:25I gotta go

00:46:25Wait, what?

00:46:25I gotta go

00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting

00:46:28Oh, look at...

00:46:29That's great

00:46:30That was my favorite

00:46:30I love you

00:46:32I love you so much

00:46:33I love you

00:46:34Shit

00:46:36He makes me so mad

00:46:37We're planning the registry

00:46:39For the most important day of our life

00:46:41And he just leaves

00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...

00:46:44A bit of what?

00:46:45Anxiety?

00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him

00:46:48What?

00:46:49No, no, no, no

00:46:50I'm not defending him

00:46:51You just don't understand

00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend

00:46:54What it feels like inside of me right now

00:46:55Because you've never been here

00:46:56Well, it's...

00:46:58That's true

00:46:59I used to think about what it'd be like

00:47:01To live your life, Deal

00:47:03Just walking in your shoes

00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you

00:47:08They don't

00:47:09No one expects anything from me?

00:47:12Mm-hmm

00:47:13Because you don't have parents

00:47:14Expecting babies and marriages

00:47:15And perfect husbands

00:47:17It's really hard

00:47:19It's true, but...

00:47:21It doesn't mean I want to end up alone

00:47:23Tell me something, Jill

00:47:26Am I stretching too much?

00:47:30It's wanting my fiancé to be excited about our wedding

00:47:33Is that too much?

00:47:38I don't know, Jill

00:47:38Back at St. Mary's for our first communion

00:47:41The biggest deal was finding out

00:47:44Who you were going to get paired up with

00:47:45I dreamed of walking down the aisle

00:47:48With Billy Dobson

00:47:49Hand in hand

00:47:51But no such luck

00:47:52He was paired with Jill

00:47:53And I ended up with

00:47:54What's-his-face

00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time

00:47:56I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle

00:48:01With a Billy Dobson of my own

00:48:02Oh, is this your parents?

00:48:13Yeah, that's them

00:48:14And is this you with your mother?

00:48:18Yeah

00:48:19Here, look at this one

00:48:24Oh, that's great

00:48:26With the smoke around you for his face

00:48:28Yeah

00:48:29So how's Hallie?

00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?

00:48:34No

00:48:35No, not an item

00:48:37Definitely not

00:48:37She's a very nice girl

00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?

00:48:44Well, you're a big boy

00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her

00:48:46Hey, I wanted to ask you

00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?

00:48:54Hello there, Miss Homebody

00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?

00:48:58For what?

00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?

00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere

00:49:03Hello

00:49:03What do you think, Johnson?

00:49:06I think she's dead

00:49:07No excuses

00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you

00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't

00:49:16Oh my god, I did actually

00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos

00:49:20And you didn't notice

00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?

00:49:22It's L.A. You can wear whatever you want

00:49:24Okay, I'll just grab my purse

00:49:26I'll get your heels

00:49:27Well, hello to you, too

00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to

00:49:31What?

00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?

00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now

00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up? What's going on?

00:49:39What's going on?

00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question

00:49:41Excuse me?

00:49:43What is going on, Dale?

00:49:45Look, I'm just...

00:49:46Nothing? Did I miss something here?

00:49:48Oh, wait

00:49:49Do you like him now? Is that it?

00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?

00:49:53Of course you are

00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?

00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy

00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants

00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you

00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie

00:50:03I've told you that ten times

00:50:04Okay, look, look

00:50:05I'm just going to leave, all right?

00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here

00:50:08This is not going to end well

00:50:09Just leave, okay?

00:50:11I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?

00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie

00:50:20You really need to calm down

00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act

00:50:23But I'm not buying it

00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy

00:50:27Who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere

00:50:29And who you think wants you

00:50:31And then shoots you down

00:50:31You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?

00:50:34You play the victim thing really well

00:50:36But it's a load of crap

00:50:38Shut up

00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale

00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.

00:50:43You just play it better

00:50:44What, you guys? This is retarded

00:50:46What, you're just going to take her side?

00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?

00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go

00:50:51Just don't touch me

00:50:52That really just happened?

00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies

00:51:07What are you going to clean us up? I can't live like this

00:51:09I made the mess

00:51:10I don't understand why I just have to clean it up

00:51:12You guys had sex?

00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these

00:51:15And get them to be lettered

00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday

00:51:18I think clean's overrated

00:51:20There's still a lot of food down in the evening

00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat

00:51:23There's something really truthful about

00:51:25Just waiting and doing your whole job at once

00:51:27We're going to use up all the dishes

00:51:29And then it's time to clean

00:51:31So you want to talk about it?

00:51:36Not really

00:51:37Hallie call?

00:51:41No

00:51:41Call her?

00:51:43And say what?

00:51:44I haven't done anything

00:51:45I'm not a housewife

00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom

00:51:49You mean my pets?

00:51:50I think fleas are people too

00:51:51And they should be treated

00:51:53So I chose my pets

00:51:54And you're going to kill them?

00:51:56Are you a murderer?

00:51:56Seven, what do you think I should do?

00:52:01Be honest

00:52:01Well, I've been honest

00:52:04Not with Hallie

00:52:06With yourself

00:52:08Sorry, babe

00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one

00:52:13And you put on your pants

00:52:15You look like this

00:52:16You know, look

00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it

00:52:17She should clean that shit up

00:52:18Hey, it's Dale

00:52:20Listen, Hallie

00:52:22Will you

00:52:22Just call me back

00:52:24Please?

00:52:24Since I have a private number

00:52:27Hallie won't pick up

00:52:28Neither will any of our friends

00:52:30In case it's, you know

00:52:31Someone annoying

00:52:32They will call you back

00:52:34But since we all have private numbers

00:52:36It's nearly impossible

00:52:37For us to communicate by phone

00:52:39Fortunately

00:52:40I pick up my phone

00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails

00:52:43Would never end

00:52:44Hello?

00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie

00:52:46Hey

00:52:48Jerk off!

00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone

00:52:52And can't drive

00:52:53Sorry

00:52:56Hey, are you okay?

00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay

00:53:00How are you?

00:53:02Hey, um

00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight

00:53:04And maybe just

00:53:05Clear the air about everything?

00:53:07Yeah, I think we should

00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?

00:53:10Alright, sounds good

00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there

00:53:12You didn't think I'd forget, did you?

00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful

00:53:23Thank you

00:53:24So what are big plans for tonight?

00:53:27Well, that was, um, Hallie

00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together

00:53:31And think so we can talk about everything

00:53:33I think she forgot it was my birthday, though

00:53:35I mean, it was just understandable

00:53:37Under the circumstances

00:53:38What about the other girls?

00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind

00:53:41Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding

00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie

00:53:45So, it's okay

00:53:47Happy birthday, Del

00:53:49Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball

00:54:01Thanks

00:54:04Surprise!

00:54:09You didn't think you were going to forget, did you?

00:54:11I kind of did

00:54:12Happy birthday

00:54:13Happy birthday

00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance

00:54:16Woo!

00:54:17Woo!

00:54:18Woo!

00:54:19Cause you're my friend

00:54:21Well, get away

00:54:24It's like you're chasing

00:54:28Cause you're my friend

00:54:32Woo!

00:54:34Woo!

00:54:38Make a wish!

00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true

00:54:42What could I possibly wish for?

00:54:45Happy birthday

00:54:48Happy birthday

00:54:49Thank you, guys

00:54:50Happy birthday

00:54:52Happy birthday

00:54:53Thank you, guys

00:54:53Great

00:54:54Happy birthday

00:54:55Happy birthday

00:54:56You feel it in your body

00:54:58And it bumps through your veins

00:55:01So take a breath and don't break

00:55:03Turn your mind to move

00:55:04Back and out of your way

00:55:05It's all about it

00:55:06You're drunk, Jill.

00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.

00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday, for Christ's sake.

00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.

00:55:22You've got to relax, Drew, because there's nothing I've never heard before.

00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.

00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.

00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay?

00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?

00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.

00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent.

00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.

00:55:52It's okay. Thanks.

00:55:54Where are you going to go?

00:55:55Are you going to go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?

00:56:00It's cartoons. He made me watch anime porn.

00:56:03Yeah, I'm going to go home and masturbate.

00:56:05It's disgusting.

00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.

00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate.

00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love.

00:56:14Yourself.

00:56:15Did you just make that up?

00:56:16Annie Hall, 77.

00:56:18I'm going home.

00:56:19You're going to go screw one of your actresses?

00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?

00:56:27Honey, I need to go to the bathroom.

00:56:33Somebody can stick her on.

00:56:34Because now she's drunk and you're pissed off.

00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you.

00:56:39I know.

00:56:40Oh, just stop it.

00:56:40It's okay with me. It's okay. It's okay.

00:56:47I'm stuck.

00:56:49I'm sorry, Dil.

00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.

00:56:52You just got a little wasted.

00:56:53That's all.

00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.

00:56:57Never drinking again.

00:56:59Heard that one before.

00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys.

00:57:07And I'm getting married in three weeks.

00:57:11No?

00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.

00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?

00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?

00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.

00:57:19Okay.

00:57:21Listen, Hallie.

00:57:21I'm really sorry.

00:57:24Are we okay?

00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.

00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.

00:57:28I'm sorry.

00:57:28Me too.

00:57:29I'm so sorry.

00:57:30We're okay.

00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in.

00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.

00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.

00:57:45See you.

00:57:47I'm glad you did.

00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?

00:57:51Oh, my God.

00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off.

00:57:56Two cartoons.

00:57:57Oh, God.

00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am sorry.

00:58:04Come on, let's come get something to eat.

00:58:05I'm really hungry.

00:58:07You two want to come eat?

00:58:08Oh, no, we'll stay.

00:58:09I mean, I'll stay again.

00:58:10I'll stay with you.

00:58:12Okay.

00:58:13Okay.

00:58:15Bye.

00:58:24Going?

00:58:25Wow.

00:58:26Friday night.

00:58:27Yeah, definitely.

00:58:29Is this a birthday dance?

00:58:32I don't know.

00:58:32Come on.

00:58:33Come on.

00:58:33I wish that I was walking

00:58:38Cause I would not be stopping

00:58:43Till I wake in your backyard

00:58:47Till I wake in your backyard

00:58:52Oh.

00:58:54Oh.

00:58:55In a dream I heard you talking

00:58:56Finally.

00:58:57You're so cute.

00:59:01I knew it.

00:59:03Do you feel older?

00:59:07Yes.

00:59:09So when is your chore starting?

00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month.

00:59:14Our chore manager totally screwed it up.

00:59:17She got the dates wrong.

00:59:18Actually, Cece,

00:59:20whom I think you've met.

00:59:22Oh.

00:59:23The blonde?

00:59:23Yeah, the blonde's.

00:59:24At the park and then at the show.

00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?

00:59:30No.

00:59:32No, no, no, no.

00:59:32He works with me.

00:59:33He's a tour manager and

00:59:35I'm not into guys, but

00:59:38What makes you think that I was into her?

00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.

00:59:45His lesbian tour manager?

00:59:47Ugh.

00:59:57It's a birthday present.

00:59:59He'll bring you luck.

01:00:00I thought you could use it a little bit.

01:00:02I'll stay asleep here for a day or two.

01:00:13It's...

01:00:14That's all made up.

01:00:16In case you wake up in the space I've saved here.

01:00:20I can't take this time.

01:00:21I can't take this time.

01:00:22Okay.

01:00:24You're not mad at me?

01:00:27No.

01:00:29No.

01:00:29It's actually...

01:00:30Just the opposite.

01:00:32And that's the problem.

01:00:33I want that moment to last. I'll do whatever you ask. If you'll just bring me back.

01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale.

01:00:47Come on, Jill. We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.

01:00:51Drew! You okay?

01:00:54Just a couple glasses of water and some sleep. Let's go.

01:00:58Yeah, let's go. Come on, babe.

01:01:03Oh, that's disgusting. This is definitely picture-worthy.

01:01:16Is that her puke bucket?

01:01:21Okay. That ghost panties.

01:01:24That's so funny.

01:01:28She's a kid. They're granny panties.

01:01:30Bowie!

01:01:31He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world.

01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?

01:01:39Everything just changes so fast.

01:01:42Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?

01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?

01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him.

01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?

01:01:59Yeah.

01:02:00And you think he's handsome.

01:02:03Yeah.

01:02:04And he likes the doll ears.

01:02:07Yeah.

01:02:08He loves Bowie.

01:02:10And he's one of your best friends.

01:02:12Mm-hmm.

01:02:14So why don't you pursue him?

01:02:16I always liked him.

01:02:18I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.

01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous.

01:02:26I mean, I never...

01:02:27I never meant to.

01:02:28I never even knew I did.

01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?

01:02:36Yeah, I understand that.

01:02:37The next morning, as soon as she woke up, Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.

01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.

01:02:52Drew!

01:02:55I'm sorry.

01:02:58I'm so sorry.

01:02:59I love you.

01:03:15I really do love you.

01:03:18Me too.

01:03:27Smell my hair.

01:03:28Still smell like cigarettes.

01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.

01:03:32Ugh.

01:03:33Wow, look at this.

01:03:34Party at our place.

01:03:35It's only 9am.

01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.

01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven.

01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.

01:03:47Please.

01:03:48Shut up.

01:03:49They were my period panties.

01:03:51Hello.

01:03:52Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.

01:03:55Hey.

01:03:56Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast.

01:03:57Who's in?

01:03:58Camp.

01:03:59Camp.

01:04:00Camp.

01:04:01Dale?

01:04:02Now, don't even begin to say no.

01:04:03You're coming with me.

01:04:04You need the fresh air.

01:04:05So does Bowie.

01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?

01:04:10I don't know.

01:04:11All right, twist our arm.

01:04:12To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night, be my hope, be my truth, I will not forget you.

01:04:24And through all the days of sleep, nights, this so ragged heart, too frail to fly, we'll hold on to you, till you are all I need.

01:04:37You.

01:04:38You.

01:04:39You.

01:04:40You.

01:04:41You.

01:04:42You.

01:04:43You.

01:04:44You.

01:04:45You.

01:04:46You.

01:04:47You.

01:04:48You.

01:04:49You.

01:04:50You.

01:04:51To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.

01:04:52You.

01:04:53You.

01:04:54You.

01:04:55You.

01:04:56You.

01:04:57You.

01:04:58You.

01:04:59You.

01:05:00You.

01:05:01You.

01:05:02You.

01:05:03You.

01:05:12You.

01:05:13You.

01:05:14You.

01:05:15You.

01:05:16You.

01:05:37You.

01:05:38You.

01:05:39Thanks. I really needed that.

01:05:41Yeah. So did I. Definitely.

01:05:56Look, I... Can I just talk to you for a second, Dale?

01:06:00Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here and...

01:06:06What about us?

01:06:08I don't know. I just...

01:06:13I think I'm falling in love with you.

01:06:18And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not going anywhere, Dale.

01:06:25I'm not gonna die on you. I'm not your mother or your father.

01:06:29You're so scared of anything that's real and...

01:06:33And I'm right here.

01:06:36And I just want to know if you feel the same way.

01:06:40You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.

01:06:46Wow.

01:06:52Wow. I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...

01:06:56I guess I was just totally wrong.

01:06:58I can't believe you're saying that about me. I can't believe you don't trust me.

01:07:03I just want something real.

01:07:05I've been chasing you for two years, Dale. Two years. You know how that feels?

01:07:11But I can't do it anymore. None of you don't feel the same way about me.

01:07:17Goodbye, Dale.

01:07:27I told Zach I want something real. And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.

01:07:47What do you think I wish for my birthday?

01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.

01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.

01:08:02But even if he had, how could I blame him?

01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.

01:08:08She was right.

01:08:09Maybe I do believe I picked him sometimes.

01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.

01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.

01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.

01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.

01:08:19Because he's too perfect, I've kept Zach at arm's length.

01:08:22You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.

01:08:26Am I gonna live the rest of my life with guys like this? Just to avoid someone real?

01:08:36No! Hell no!

01:08:39I'm ready to change.

01:08:41If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.

01:08:45If I just get one more chance.

01:08:48I'll be right there.

01:09:12I'll be right there.

01:09:18What are you doing here?

01:09:23I wanted to come by and talk.

01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.

01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you.

01:09:30I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't gonna work.

01:09:34You and I, that is.

01:09:38Okay.

01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?

01:09:43Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.

01:09:48Like...

01:09:49Well, like right now.

01:09:50And you're like a tiger and...

01:09:53You throw yourself at me and I know I'm passing the blame right now, but it's the best I can come up with on the fly.

01:10:01Why aren't you with Dale?

01:10:03You're not the typical Hollywood guy and she needs someone real like that.

01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.

01:10:10And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.

01:10:14You guys just have something between you two.

01:10:18I've seen guys come in and out of her life, but I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.

01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zack. Just let her work it out.

01:10:32I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never meant to do that.

01:10:40You did.

01:10:42I hurt myself.

01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time.

01:10:49Can we maybe, um, hang out? Just like be friends and stuff?

01:10:58Yeah, I don't see why not. That'd be good.

01:11:02Okay.

01:11:04Good night.

01:11:05Can we hang out right now? Maybe, like...

01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.

01:11:08Just come in and...

01:11:09Not good.

01:11:10Ugh.

01:11:17No, no, no, no. We don't understand. She wants yellow roses, not red.

01:11:21Okay, bye.

01:11:23Hey!

01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.

01:11:25How can we help, maid of honor?

01:11:27I am so late. Talk to seven.

01:11:30Okay, okay. I'll be right back.

01:11:32Hello.

01:11:34Hello.

01:11:35Three, two, one.

01:11:37My keys.

01:11:41Three, two, one.

01:11:43And a picture of Drew's mom.

01:11:49I'm gonna follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front door.

01:12:02Today's the picture!

01:12:04Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tag. How do you tell which way is the front?

01:12:13You really can't with these things.

01:12:16Hi.

01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?

01:12:18Oh, look at you. Nice suit.

01:12:20Oh, shut up. You're the one who looks beautiful. It's your day.

01:12:24Gosh.

01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?

01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose. It's hot. Take them off.

01:12:31No. Ridiculous.

01:12:32Ridiculous.

01:12:33I'm so sorry.

01:12:34Oh, my God. Where have you been?

01:12:35We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and the dinner, and it's great.

01:12:41Wow.

01:12:43You look amazing.

01:12:44You look like a princess.

01:12:46What's wrong?

01:12:47Oh, don't cry.

01:12:48It's just...

01:12:49I've dreamed about this day my whole life. Since my first communion. Is that weird?

01:13:03No, hon.

01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.

01:13:06Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.

01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.

01:13:14The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.

01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.

01:13:20Deep breath.

01:13:21Yeah.

01:13:22Take a deep breath.

01:13:23Oh, wait.

01:13:24Picture.

01:13:25What?

01:13:26No.

01:13:27No pictures.

01:13:28Okay.

01:13:29Oh, you know you love it.

01:13:30You like that, huh?

01:13:31What about here?

01:13:32Work it.

01:13:33Oh, work it.

01:13:34Work it.

01:13:35You better tag me in all these photos.

01:13:36Okay, I like it.

01:13:37What?

01:13:38Oh.

01:13:39Hey.

01:13:40No, seriously.

01:13:41I can't find Drew.

01:13:42I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.

01:13:44Seven, do you ever think about marriage?

01:13:45Do I ever think about marriage?

01:13:46Do I ever think about marriage?

01:13:47No.

01:13:48No.

01:13:49No.

01:13:50No.

01:13:51No.

01:13:52No.

01:13:53No.

01:13:54No.

01:13:55No.

01:13:56No.

01:13:57No.

01:13:58No.

01:13:59No.

01:14:00To who?

01:14:01You?

01:14:02No.

01:14:03Never.

01:14:04No.

01:14:05Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?

01:14:07Kids?

01:14:08Yeah.

01:14:09I mean, I don't want to.

01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?

01:14:12Maybe.

01:14:13If they ever make it legal.

01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.

01:14:19Right.

01:14:20What about you, Dale?

01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?

01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?

01:14:26Hi.

01:14:27We're gonna close the front doors now.

01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?

01:14:30Uh, sure.

01:14:31Princess picture pants here.

01:14:32She loves taking photos.

01:14:34It's their wedding gift.

01:14:35Especially of hot guys.

01:14:37No, I'm just kidding.

01:14:38Uh-huh.

01:14:39Uh-huh.

01:14:40I like it.

01:14:41Mm-hmm.

01:14:42Um, are they ready?

01:14:44Uh, I think so.

01:14:45Just give us two seconds.

01:14:46Okay.

01:14:47Okay.

01:14:48I'll go get Drew.

01:14:49Do one shirtless.

01:14:50Okay.

01:14:52Hey, we ready?

01:14:53No.

01:14:54What do you mean, no?

01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.

01:14:56Oh, so typical.

01:14:58Uh-huh.

01:14:59Uh-huh.

01:15:04Drew left no explanation with anyone.

01:15:05I guess he felt he didn't need to, since he never actually asked Jill to marry him in the first place.

01:15:11But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, I don't think she was surprised.

01:15:18You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.

01:15:23Perhaps, at one point, Drew did love her, and he just forgot why.

01:15:40and you just forgot why.

01:15:51What now?

01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?

01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.

01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?

01:16:03Excuse me, Jill.

01:16:04Jill, I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.

01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind.

01:16:11And I don't mean to have to do this.

01:16:15It's kind of required.

01:16:16This is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything.

01:16:20And this is a poison control.

01:16:23Probably might need that.

01:16:24I don't know.

01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.

01:16:28And we like to dance around.

01:16:29It's a lot of fun.

01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.

01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes, they might want to reconsider.

01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office.

01:16:38Thank you, Father.

01:16:39You're welcome.

01:16:40Thank you very much.

01:16:42It's not him.

01:16:46He's gone.

01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.

01:16:56Okay.

01:16:59Look, Katie.

01:17:00It's a bride.

01:17:01Come on.

01:17:02I'm going to be a bride one day, too.

01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.

01:17:08Like it?

01:17:09Yes.

01:17:09Very pretty.

01:17:10Thanks.

01:17:11Today's my first communion.

01:17:13Hey, my veil's the same as yours.

01:17:16Oh, you're right.

01:17:17It is.

01:17:18You're very pretty.

01:17:23Are you the boy?

01:17:24Yes.

01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.

01:17:29Bye.

01:17:30Bye.

01:17:32Story of my life.

01:17:36Okay.

01:17:37Come on.

01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?

01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.

01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.

01:17:44Will you drive my car home?

01:17:46Seven.

01:17:50Okay.

01:17:53Boys.

01:17:56Dale!

01:17:58Catch.

01:17:59Catch.

01:18:16No more douchebag boyfriends.

01:18:28Semi-relationships and keeping people at an emotional arm's length.

01:18:34I just wanted to say...

01:18:36No, wait.

01:18:36Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.

01:18:48But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.

01:18:52Where you walk with angels

01:18:58That all surround you

01:19:01You walk with angels

01:19:04Wherever you are

01:19:08You walk with angels

01:19:11Angels

01:19:12Angels

01:19:14Wherever you are

01:19:18Love is alive

01:19:24Alive like a newborn child

01:19:28Love is a war

01:19:31Broken and running wild

01:19:35Love is a fool

01:19:37And a stealing of hearts tonight

01:19:44You walk with angels

01:19:46You walk with angels

01:19:59You walk with angels

01:20:01With angels

01:20:03Angels

01:20:05Wherever you are

01:20:09You walk with angels

01:20:13You walk with angels

01:20:14You walk with angels

01:20:15With angels

01:20:16Angels

01:20:17Angels

01:20:18Wherever you are

01:20:22Wherever you are

01:20:29You walk with angels

01:20:43And a song

01:20:45You walk with angels

01:20:47Every time

01:20:48You walk with angels

01:20:49You walk with angels

01:20:50Your love is a sea

01:20:53Your love is a candle that I need forever

01:21:03It burns me to you

01:21:05Your love is what I'm

01:21:10Carries me stronger

01:21:12Pulling me through

01:21:14All that I needed to find

01:21:19You'd always been right by my side

01:21:24The first time I saw you

01:21:29Something slowed down in the world

01:21:33Thought all wrong stars would make believe

01:21:38But you rocked me wherever you are

01:21:42I fell in love with a star

01:21:47Your love is the mountain

01:21:53That takes all my troubles

01:21:56And makes them look small

01:21:58Your love is like cotton

01:22:03One perfect remedy

01:22:05Made for myself

01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake

01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take

01:22:17The first time I saw you

01:22:22Talked this slow down the world

01:22:26Thought all wrong stars would make believe

01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are

01:22:35My eyes were seen

01:22:38The love I believe

01:22:40And has always been right by my side

01:22:44I was stuck in the middle

01:22:47The most rarely single

01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight

01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you

01:23:00Something slowed down in the world

01:23:05Thought all wrong stars would make believe

01:23:10But you rocked me wherever

01:23:13You rocked me wherever

01:23:15You rocked me wherever you are

01:23:28You rocked me wherever you are

01:23:33Rocked me wherever you are

01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are

01:23:42I fall in love with a star

01:24:12I fall in love with a star

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