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00:00:00Oh, jump it? That's a good jump. Get the ball, Steve. Get it. Get the ball. You want to play with your brother?
00:00:15Cabot. Steve, come play with Cabot. Don't you hit your brother? Come on, Cab.
00:00:30Come on. Picture this. A warehouse. About 20,000 square feet. Windows along the side. Looks like an ordinary warehouse. Until you get closer. And all you see are heads.
00:00:52Heads? What kind of heads you talking about?
00:00:55Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads. Heads drifting in and out of the windows.
00:01:00A projection of heads? Like a jumbo truck? No. Real heads. Heads defying gravity. There are heads everywhere. And everyone's having fun. Good, genuine fun.
00:01:11Trampoline world. The first of its kind in the state of Louisiana.
00:01:16Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?
00:01:20See? Take the hammer. Take the nail. You swing the hammer.
00:01:26And then when all the nails are in, we get paid. And then we get to go home.
00:01:34Kev, I want to ask you a question. You think grown-ass adults from Louisiana all gonna come to a building full of trampolines and jump around?
00:01:43Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:01:47Well, so is obesity.
00:01:51No offense, brother, but you need to get laid.
00:01:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't done any fucking since the incident?
00:01:58Nope.
00:02:01Gah!
00:02:02Why'd you have to go bring up the incident?
00:02:05I didn't bring up the incident.
00:02:06All right, that's fucking drugs. Let's get off the goddamn room.
00:02:09Let's get out of here.
00:02:10What do you want to go with?
00:02:11I don't want to go to a titty ball.
00:02:15Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?
00:02:18Just give me a minute.
00:02:19You know, you gotta forget about Angie, man.
00:02:21Maybe the boys are right. Maybe you gotta get back out there and get laid.
00:02:25Listen, it's time for you to get back in the game.
00:02:27I am in the game.
00:02:29I'm just not having sex.
00:02:35I'm having sex, guaranteed.
00:02:42My pedestal, I just won't need.
00:02:50There's no curse. You're not cursed.
00:02:54Can't let one girl ruin your whole goddamn life, Kevin.
00:02:59Oh, shit.
00:03:16God.
00:03:17God, you're so stupid, Kevin.
00:03:20That apron suits you. You should keep it.
00:03:24Oh, and please, take whatever you like from the Les Crusades stuff.
00:03:28In fact...
00:03:33Stupid, Kevin.
00:03:35You doing okay there, senor?
00:03:39Oh, hey.
00:03:41Yeah, I'm good.
00:03:42You don't mind if we take the silvers?
00:03:45No, it's cool.
00:03:46Oh, that's nice.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54No problem.
00:03:56Guy's giving you a hard time up there?
00:03:59Who?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Nah.
00:04:04What do you think your name is?
00:04:07I was gonna go with Muriel or...
00:04:10or Sasha.
00:04:12Think Sasha's married?
00:04:14Uh...
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Maybe. I don't know.
00:04:19One thing I can tell you about catering.
00:04:22Some of these girls really know how to party.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:27You just gotta smile.
00:04:29What?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31I don't think so.
00:04:32You did.
00:04:33I saw her, man.
00:04:34Nah.
00:04:37Mmm.
00:04:39Juicy.
00:04:41So is this guy an asshole?
00:04:43What guy?
00:04:45A guy whose house this is.
00:04:48What makes you say that?
00:04:50Well, he's got a chair in the shape of a hand.
00:04:56You don't like the chair?
00:04:58Well, anyone who has enough money to buy joke furniture is probably an asshole.
00:05:04It wasn't meant to be funny.
00:05:06Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
00:05:07No, you...
00:05:09You have a really great house.
00:05:11What's your name?
00:05:13Kevin.
00:05:14What do you say, Kev?
00:05:16Call me Hank.
00:05:18You should come to my party tonight.
00:05:21There's gonna be a lot of women here.
00:05:22And, uh, a lot of these ladies are gonna be high on narcotics.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:30Uh, I'm good.
00:05:32Are you?
00:05:33Are you good?
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:39Party starts at 8.
00:05:41Hope to see it.
00:05:43Oh, and, uh, if you want the hand chair, it's yours.
00:05:52No, Not Really.
00:05:53Oh, I mean, I don't know him, but I feel sad for him.
00:06:10What did he do?
00:06:12Huh?
00:06:13What is he doing up there?
00:06:14He's a roofer.
00:06:15He was roofing up in the house, you know.
00:06:18He was a nice guy.
00:06:19to talk to him, but he shouldn't be giving people rupees, man.
00:06:30Show me that cork trick again.
00:06:32He showed you like 30 times.
00:06:34It takes brains, bro.
00:06:35Whatever.
00:06:36At least I don't think my dick is cursed.
00:06:38What did I say?
00:06:38I don't want to talk about it.
00:06:40Why?
00:06:40Just tell us.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:41He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it.
00:06:43No, because every time I even think about sex,
00:06:46something bad happens.
00:06:46You bring up Angie today, and I nearly take off my thumb with a claw hand.
00:06:50Let me see.
00:06:51Let me see that.
00:06:51My dick is cursed.
00:06:52End of story.
00:06:53So you think it's possessed, or is it surrounded by, like, paranormal activity?
00:07:06Such a good-looking kid.
00:07:09He swears off sex.
00:07:12And it's a crime against nature.
00:07:14Are you still talking about the roofer?
00:07:16Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?
00:07:20You know what a f***ing coke loop is?
00:07:22Man, you're like a hamster in a wormhole.
00:07:25I can't, I just, I can't hear it anymore, Hank.
00:07:27I'm going safe.
00:07:31Ow!
00:07:32I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
00:07:37Oh, Carl, this is big.
00:07:39Can you see how big?
00:07:40It's f***ing big.
00:07:42I'm going to get this kid laid.
00:07:45This is, this is fate.
00:07:47I have to get this kid laid.
00:07:50Ah, you're a damn straight you do.
00:07:52I can see it so clearly.
00:07:56Ah, has anyone seen my phone?
00:08:00F***ing me?
00:08:02You told everyone to leave their phone here.
00:08:03Where's my phone?
00:08:04Oh, I gotta find him.
00:08:06You're kidding, right?
00:08:08It's too much responsibility.
00:08:09I can't deal with that.
00:08:14Steve.
00:08:15Steve, we're late.
00:08:17Kevin, relax.
00:08:18I'm coming.
00:08:21Nice outfit.
00:08:22Haven't seen that since first of all the community.
00:08:24Better than shorts.
00:08:25Why?
00:08:26It's the business meeting.
00:08:28It's Ted.
00:08:28He knows us.
00:08:29I don't want him going around telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
00:08:32Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev.
00:08:36You gotta stop stressing out about this Angie thing, you know?
00:08:39It's been over a year.
00:08:41It's been nine months.
00:08:42I'm close enough.
00:08:43Okay, so, trampoline world.
00:08:50We'll have six 4x4 rebounders over there, and two 6x6 Olympics in the back there.
00:08:59Kids jumping everywhere.
00:09:013D dodgeball.
00:09:03Isn't it all dodgeball 3D?
00:09:05Um, 4D dodgeball.
00:09:08Do people really want to go trampolining?
00:09:10Oh, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America.
00:09:14Funny, I guess I missed the trampoline Super Bowl last year.
00:09:20Sorry, that's in poor taste.
00:09:22Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
00:09:24But he really never was very good at math either.
00:09:28Look, what I'm trying to say is y'all's numbers don't add up.
00:09:31You see, what happens to the trampoline world if you don't make your nut the first two months?
00:09:35Hmm?
00:09:36You shut her down?
00:09:39Well, no, we just...
00:09:40No?
00:09:41So, how do you make payroll?
00:09:45How about you just come in for $10,000?
00:09:46$10,000.
00:09:47I could do that.
00:09:49What happens to my $10,000 if you don't sell the other shares?
00:09:55Got anything, Steve?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58I lose it.
00:09:59Just what I thought.
00:10:01I just don't get it.
00:10:03Sorry, I'm out.
00:10:09Why don't you jump in?
00:10:10Honestly?
00:10:12I don't get the plan myself.
00:10:19We should go on a vacation or something.
00:10:22In Costa Rica.
00:10:24A beach would be nice.
00:10:26I mean, maybe right now is not the right time for trampoline world.
00:10:28I mean, it might be the right idea, just not the right time.
00:10:32Well, it has to be.
00:10:33Huh?
00:10:35I already put down a deposit.
00:10:38A deposit with what?
00:10:39I took a note out on the house.
00:10:50Cap, you gotta be f***ing kidding.
00:10:53Did you even read this thing?
00:10:55Celine.
00:10:55Dude, you lose a f***ing hold.
00:10:58It's not.
00:10:59A trampoline will succeed.
00:11:03Trampoline.
00:11:03Are you kidding me?
00:11:04Seriously, though.
00:11:09The female fruit bat?
00:11:10She nicks the males f***ing while they're having sex.
00:11:13How is that even possible?
00:11:14She bends.
00:11:16The female fruit bat is very bendy.
00:11:18Wouldn't that make it shorter?
00:11:20Apparently not for the fruit bat.
00:11:21Hello.
00:11:24Hey, it's me.
00:11:25It's Hank.
00:11:26Oh.
00:11:26Hey, Hank.
00:11:27You missed my party, man.
00:11:29Yeah, sorry about that.
00:11:30Something came off.
00:11:31I want to do something.
00:11:33But I can't understand.
00:11:34I'm talking sex guaranteed, Ken.
00:11:36What's text guaranteed?
00:11:37Not text.
00:11:38Sex.
00:11:39Oh, sex.
00:11:40I'm here with this amazing creature.
00:11:43She's called Zaid.
00:11:44She's amazing.
00:11:46Now, Zaid wants to have sex with you.
00:11:51Well, is she desperate?
00:11:54No, she's not desperate, okay?
00:11:56This is her job.
00:11:57I'm not having sex with a hooker.
00:11:59She's not a prostitute, okay?
00:12:02She's like an expert.
00:12:08Let's say a sexpert.
00:12:11She's just got a lot of sexpertise, you know what I mean?
00:12:16That's nice of you, man, but that's not really my thing.
00:12:18Oh, come on, man.
00:12:20Relax.
00:12:21This is real intimacy.
00:12:24And frankly, it sounds like you need it.
00:12:28I don't understand what you mean.
00:12:30Think of her like a chef.
00:12:31Like, you know, a chef that comes to somebody's house,
00:12:34cooks them a meal, but just for you.
00:12:36And this chef makes $1,000 an hour.
00:12:39$1,000?
00:12:40Just listen to me.
00:12:42This is fate calling, Kevin.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Drop the hammer, get off the roof, and get your f***ers to my party.
00:12:51Yo, Kev, what the hell is sex guaranteed, man?
00:12:56That guy Hank just called me and invited me over to have sex.
00:12:59Can you believe that?
00:13:00Yeah, he's out of his mind I'm not having sex with a hooker.
00:13:03Hookers don't count.
00:13:06Everyone counts.
00:13:06Not hookers.
00:13:08It's not the same as another girl.
00:13:09They're a subset.
00:13:10So what's $1,000 about?
00:13:14Like I said, it's how much she costs.
00:13:15A day?
00:13:16I'm thinking an hour.
00:13:18Oh, you gotta do it.
00:13:19It'll be like f***ing professor of sex.
00:13:21She's gonna know more s*** than you ever even thought of.
00:13:24It's gonna be like, like, caving with like a minor.
00:13:28No, no, he's right.
00:13:29This could be good for you, Kevin.
00:13:31It's confronting your fears.
00:13:31This could break the curse.
00:13:34I'm not doing it.
00:13:35It's stupid.
00:13:36I'm not going.
00:13:36Oh, you're doing it.
00:13:38Man, dude might throw you some cash for you.
00:13:39You know, you're bouncing heads and whatnot.
00:13:42Yeah, I mean, I guess I could stop by and then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?
00:13:46It's a rich guy getting f***ed up in a goddamn mansion.
00:13:49This is your investor.
00:13:51Come on, we're going right now.
00:13:56Did we just not get invited to the party?
00:13:58I'm just gonna do some bulls***.
00:14:06These are the rules of the egg fight.
00:14:08Open hand strikes only.
00:14:11There will be no fists allowed.
00:14:14Should the egg crack in your mouth, spit it out, stupid.
00:14:19Because you are the vanquisher.
00:14:22All right.
00:14:23Commence.
00:14:24You have offended me.
00:14:37You have offended me.
00:14:43I think I'm going to start with the fastest growing stuff first and then move into our big vision for the place.
00:14:47Maybe you want to, you know, play along a little bit before you start asking for money.
00:14:51Look, if I grab the whole investment block here today, I mean, I could take Angie to the place.
00:14:56I could show her the lease.
00:14:57Forget about Angie.
00:14:58This is about money.
00:15:00If this guy wants to get you laid, then let him get you laid.
00:15:03You got to do whatever this guy wants so that he will give you the money.
00:15:09It's a logical investment.
00:15:10I know it is.
00:15:16Be a man.
00:15:22Yeah!
00:15:24Give me a man.
00:15:29Hi.
00:15:30Um, I was invited by the owner of the house.
00:15:36Oh, Jesus.
00:15:37Sorry.
00:15:37Oh, uh, sorry.
00:16:07Oh, my God.
00:16:08Oh, my God.
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00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36Oh, my God.
00:16:37What do you say Kevin you made it buddy I thought you might not show drink yeah
00:16:56sure take a seat this is the guy Kevin I'd like to
00:17:01introduce you to Zayde Zayde this is Kevin
00:17:10hi I'm Zayde
00:17:15so how's life Kevin?
00:17:16life's good
00:17:26there you go Kev
00:17:28you know that business I was telling you about yeah it's a trampolini jumping you got a business model for that how do you monetize that yeah um trampolini is one of the fastest growing sports in America they have in schools now it's huge in Asia
00:17:45how high do people get
00:17:48three footers average but professionals get a bit higher got all kinds of stuff like what
00:17:55oh there's uh sky slam basketball
00:17:58foam pits synchronized trampolini
00:18:01synchronized trampolini?
00:18:03synchronized trampolini?
00:18:05that's great
00:18:06yeah you just get two trampolines side by side with some athletes on one and the other and uh they actually got their own uh medal section at the Olympics
00:18:14yeah now we're in the rhythm see
00:18:16yeah
00:18:18this is
00:18:19this is great
00:18:20yeah this is pretty good
00:18:21yes
00:18:22yes
00:18:23with weekend traffic we expect 500 and uh with an entry fee of $12.20 it's gonna be a real earner
00:18:29how many of these trampolines you got over your place and how many people can actually synchronize at any one time
00:18:36oh we're thinking of starting with you know 30 30 trampolines
00:18:40oh
00:18:41huh
00:18:42i could actually take you guys there right now
00:18:43no no no let's do um let's do um let's count to three and then we'll do like star jump
00:18:48okay
00:18:49okay ready
00:18:50one
00:18:51two
00:18:52three
00:18:53sorry
00:18:56let me tell you something that is a terrible investment
00:18:59kids
00:19:01they're unliable
00:19:02fickle
00:19:03think about the liability
00:19:04what happened to him
00:19:05carl
00:19:06please
00:19:07come on man
00:19:08he's speaking about his dream
00:19:09his passion
00:19:10his passion
00:19:13right
00:19:14i want you two to get to know each other have a little lower time
00:19:17okay
00:19:18citizens
00:19:19everybody
00:19:20we're all moving to the tennis court right now
00:19:22tennis
00:19:23what
00:19:24we'll come with you
00:19:25no no no no no no
00:19:26say it here she's gonna make everything all right
00:19:28yeah but
00:19:30i want this to happen
00:19:32yeah
00:19:33yeah
00:19:34wait wait a minute how come she can't come with
00:19:36carl
00:19:37tennis court man come on
00:19:46okay
00:19:47um
00:19:48hi again
00:19:49hi
00:19:50you guys head to the game room
00:19:53grab the rackets
00:19:55i'll meet you on the court man
00:19:56i'll meet you on the court man
00:19:57you got it
00:19:58hey
00:19:59where you going
00:20:00putting on my whites
00:20:05i get really wet
00:20:06really quick
00:20:07home
00:20:09home that's cool
00:20:10what do you like
00:20:11i'll do anything
00:20:14you want me to be someone
00:20:16hmm
00:20:17what do you want me to be
00:20:18it's not that
00:20:19you don't understand
00:20:20okay
00:20:21none of this was your fault
00:20:25i was broken and useless before you left me
00:20:28i was broken and useless before you left me
00:20:32it's like i don't even know how regular people breathe anymore
00:20:38and i i love you and i want to i want to thank you for being so patient with me
00:20:45for so long
00:20:48y'all
00:20:49y'all
00:20:50y'all
00:20:51y'all
00:20:52y'all
00:20:53there will be a lot from poking now
00:20:55i will be stopping you
00:20:57oh y'all
00:20:59y'all
00:21:01y'all
00:21:02but i've learned now
00:21:03that i'm not good enough for you karen
00:21:07never was
00:21:10not even good enough for this world anymore
00:21:16but for once
00:21:21for once i'm gonna do the right thing
00:21:27au revoir chérie
00:21:33au revoir
00:21:35look you're so hot okay it's not you it's me
00:21:39what do you want
00:21:41you wanna get weird
00:21:43no i don't wanna get weird
00:21:46i want to f**k you
00:21:51okay but
00:21:52i'm getting paid to f**k you
00:21:54if i don't f**k you i look bad
00:21:56and this is a new gig for me
00:21:58so how about you just let me f**k you
00:22:00and we both go about our business
00:22:02look obviously i want to okay you're beautiful
00:22:04but i'm on a hiatus right now
00:22:07there's this other girl okay
00:22:10well it's her hiatus really
00:22:11but i just i'm not having sex right now okay
00:22:14i'm happy to lie for you
00:22:16i'm a good salesman
00:22:17don't f**k you
00:22:22you won't f**k me sorry hank
00:22:24i will f**k her
00:22:28i should kill me
00:22:29it'll make you feel better kevin please
00:22:32i'm not gonna beg him we were having fun before this asswipe showed up
00:22:37i'm sorry go
00:22:39you're not going how's about that
00:22:41kevin here wants to win his lady back and thinks that celibacy is the way to go
00:22:47not always the way no
00:22:49absolutely not if you really want her back the first thing you should do is f**k me
00:22:54she makes a compelling argument kev
00:22:56why don't we just go somewhere quiet so we can at least talk
00:23:05look if i told you the reason i don't want to do it you'd understand
00:23:08no one's judging here
00:23:10it's a house rule
00:23:11this is a no judgment zone okay
00:23:14it's personal it's
00:23:17i've got this problem
00:23:19is it a word
00:23:21no it's not that kind of thing it's
00:23:23it's like my d**k is cursed
00:23:26what
00:23:29the first time i f**ked off
00:23:32right
00:23:33i'm in bed sick
00:23:34home from school
00:23:35and
00:23:36i'm watching tv
00:23:37and
00:23:38the shuttle columbia
00:23:39breaks apart on re-entry
00:23:41you think you made the
00:23:43space shuttle explode
00:23:45indirectly
00:23:46no but that was an accident
00:23:48you can't take that personally
00:23:50first girl i had sex with almost died
00:23:57zayf please
00:23:59i'm serious
00:24:00we were sixteen and uh we'd been dating for about a month
00:24:03well their parents were out of town so we had a little wine
00:24:07and we're making noises and she starts to scream so i think i'm doing awesome but then she ruptured a cyst or something and she has to have surgery and for the next three days were in the hospital
00:24:22she had them before she met you
00:24:25you're missing the point
00:24:28nine months ago i was engaged to the most wonderful girl in the world
00:24:33we were at our joint bachelor and bachelorette party
00:24:37wait a minute that's not you being cursed that's you getting caught getting a blowjob off a stripper
00:24:58yeah because i'm a horny asshole and i just should have said no
00:25:01anyways i tried to explain myself
00:25:05angie she died in my hands
00:25:07angie
00:25:08she moved out the next day
00:25:10because of my dick
00:25:12i lost the one thing i ever truly cared about
00:25:15i mean that's the saddest story i've ever heard
00:25:21you just got caught cheating end of story
00:25:26no no that's way too many things to happen to one guy
00:25:31he lost his one true love
00:25:33there's nothing worse than the whole world
00:25:35he's just a narcissist
00:25:38how am i a narcissist
00:25:41you think the world revolves around your dick
00:25:44i don't want it to it just does
00:25:46no shit happens
00:25:48it's just life
00:25:49didn't you hear his story
00:25:51this man is cursed
00:25:53this is f***ing ridiculous
00:25:56none of this is connected
00:25:58let's just have sex
00:25:59nothing bad is gonna happen
00:26:00are you serious right now?
00:26:01after everything i just told you
00:26:03you still wanna have sex with me?
00:26:04trust me i know what i'm doing
00:26:06and we don't have to have sex
00:26:08i can just touch it
00:26:10just do it kev
00:26:12give it a try
00:26:13see
00:26:14isn't that nice
00:26:16guys
00:26:19carl's in trouble
00:26:20we need help
00:26:21come on
00:26:23don't you move man
00:26:29jesus
00:26:30it won't go
00:26:31yeah it's your new little blue pills baby
00:26:33okay something's wrong here
00:26:35i'm in pain
00:26:36carl
00:26:37be honest with me
00:26:38how many did you take
00:26:39130 milligrams
00:26:41god man
00:26:43you're not a rhinoceros
00:26:45get some ice
00:26:46kevin now
00:26:50oh my god
00:26:56breathe breathe
00:26:57i've got ice
00:26:58alright
00:26:59what the hell is this
00:27:02ready?
00:27:07okay
00:27:08alright carl
00:27:09listen you got this
00:27:10you can do this i know you can
00:27:11alright
00:27:12you just have to disassociate yourself from it
00:27:15trust him carl
00:27:17okay look i haven't had sex in nine months
00:27:19okay i know what i'm doing
00:27:20just listen to me
00:27:21right
00:27:22so what you need to do
00:27:23is imagine you're ann frank
00:27:25police takes me to the hospital
00:27:26carl
00:27:27what you've got is called priapism
00:27:29no hospitals
00:27:30i know a better place
00:27:32see? straight ahead
00:27:33whatever you say boss
00:27:42you ever notice how
00:27:43people are only really real
00:27:45when they're sick
00:27:46or they're dying
00:27:47or orgasmic
00:27:48bad things always come from sex
00:27:50oh shut up
00:27:51it's true without sex
00:27:52there wouldn't be
00:27:53fighting
00:27:54divorce wars
00:27:55what the f**k are you talking about
00:27:57without sex there's also no release
00:28:00no fun
00:28:01okay bad things come from recreational sex
00:28:06what's recreational sex to you?
00:28:08careless sex
00:28:09sex that
00:28:10nobody put any thought into
00:28:11oh my god
00:28:13you are a free
00:28:19what's in this?
00:28:20iv therapy
00:28:21they have my recipe on file
00:28:23i'm serious
00:28:25i'm not gonna let this guy's life be ruined
00:28:27how are you gonna do that?
00:28:29that's nice hank
00:28:30but there's nothing you can do
00:28:31i need to just
00:28:32make my business a success
00:28:34and hope that angie sees i've changed
00:28:37yes
00:28:38that's it
00:28:39you got it
00:28:40you're gonna go to angie's
00:28:42you're gonna tell her that your trampoline thing he's got off the ground
00:28:45and you're a new man
00:28:46yeah but
00:28:47you're a genius
00:28:48but that's not true
00:28:49it is true
00:28:50you let me fix this
00:28:52and i'll invest in trampoline world
00:28:57what?
00:28:58i'll give you the money
00:29:00you're
00:29:01you're gonna give me the money?
00:29:03i'll give you the startup funds
00:29:05yes
00:29:06how much can it cost?
00:29:07250? 300 grand?
00:29:09i need 60 thousand dollars
00:29:14you only need 60 grand to start a business in america?
00:29:18a great country this is, huh?
00:29:21all right i'm gonna get you the money
00:29:23we're gonna go talk to her
00:29:24tell her all about it
00:29:25we're gonna clean this whole mess up today
00:29:27we can't go see her today
00:29:28i mean
00:29:29i need to make sure the business is up and running
00:29:31and then
00:29:32no
00:29:33no
00:29:34we're doing it today
00:29:35we're doing it now
00:29:36i'm not letting your one true love get away
00:29:38we are going to her house
00:29:40right now
00:29:41i'm not letting you make the same mistakes i've made
00:29:44i'm gonna get this done if it's the last thing i do
00:29:47why are you being so nice to me, hey?
00:29:54love is the most important thing in the world, man
00:29:59it's what everything's about
00:30:02without love you got nothing
00:30:04zero
00:30:05i'm not letting you disappear, kev
00:30:08come on
00:30:09really?
00:30:10hello darling
00:30:11can i borrow a pen, please?
00:30:12this is my only pen
00:30:13i need it for my charts
00:30:14i'm good for it
00:30:15i cross my heart
00:30:16thank you
00:30:17let me see that arm
00:30:18that's 60, right?
00:30:19yeah
00:30:20okay
00:30:21let's make it 80
00:30:22what's the date today?
00:30:23the 31st
00:30:2431st
00:30:25hey
00:30:39here we are
00:30:40yeah
00:30:42i don't know what to say
00:30:45just get the girl back
00:30:47and we're all square
00:30:49i'll see you outside
00:30:54so how'd you get in this line of work?
00:30:57i like sex
00:30:58i pretty much
00:31:00everyone i go on a date with anyway
00:31:02so
00:31:03i thought i might as well get paid for it
00:31:05isn't it dangerous?
00:31:06no
00:31:07what if you don't want to do it?
00:31:09i don't do it
00:31:10isn't it degrading?
00:31:11i mean
00:31:12here's the deal
00:31:13sandy's gonna stay with carl
00:31:14i've given her combat pay
00:31:15she's gonna get him up
00:31:16she's gonna get him up
00:31:17and moving out
00:31:18i feel fantastic
00:31:22okay
00:31:23pop the trunk
00:31:24i'm gonna change
00:31:26thank you
00:31:27zade
00:31:28always gotta be prepared
00:31:30okay so let's focus
00:31:42where do we find this angie?
00:31:44why can't i just show a better word?
00:31:46why not? what'd she do?
00:31:48well she's a school teacher
00:31:49of course she is
00:31:50god love teachers
00:31:52what's she teach?
00:31:53reading?
00:31:54math?
00:31:55PE
00:31:56she doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
00:31:59no
00:32:00i mean she does but that's not all she does
00:32:03i mean she
00:32:04i love this
00:32:05we're gonna go to the school
00:32:06she'll be getting off soon
00:32:07you're gonna tell her you're sorry in front of the kids
00:32:10it'll be like in all those films
00:32:11then the kids will tell her to kiss you
00:32:13it'll be great
00:32:14i don't think we should go anywhere near her work
00:32:17do you want the 80 grand or not?
00:32:30oh boy
00:32:35okay
00:32:37you're gonna go in there
00:32:38you're gonna tell her you're a big success now
00:32:40and that you want her back
00:32:43and why is she gonna believe i'm some big success now?
00:32:46because you've got my iou
00:32:48yeah
00:32:49reading on my homework
00:32:50it sure is
00:32:53okay
00:32:54then i'll take a photo
00:32:55i'll take a picture of your arm
00:32:57and it'll act as a legal note
00:32:59why don't you just write him a check?
00:33:04yep okay
00:33:05what's your name kevin?
00:33:06uh mcdonald
00:33:07uh m-a-c
00:33:08mcdonald
00:33:11all right
00:33:12we're gonna wait for you here
00:33:14this is a bad idea
00:33:16i mean this
00:33:18first of all
00:33:19it's not a bad idea
00:33:20okay
00:33:21and frankly
00:33:22personally
00:33:23i'm insulted with your negativity
00:33:24you've gotta show this woman
00:33:26that you're invested in her man
00:33:28you gotta do something dramatic
00:33:30that's romantic
00:33:32yeah but
00:33:33it's just not normal
00:33:35it's just not normal
00:33:38well let me tell you something
00:33:39captain mcdonald
00:33:40all grand passions are abnormal
00:33:45that's what makes them grand
00:33:49go get him kid
00:33:52here goes nothing
00:33:53hey should we go with him?
00:34:05man i hated school
00:34:07me too
00:34:08i loved it
00:34:09best time of my life
00:34:12being a kid
00:34:17is this whole trampolining thing a ploy to get her back?
00:34:20no
00:34:21you know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob
00:34:24shhh come on
00:34:25she did
00:34:26no
00:34:27no one ever leaves someone because of sex
00:34:29what are you talking about?
00:34:30people leave each other all the time because of affairs
00:34:32they don't
00:34:33they leave because they don't love each other enough
00:34:35and that's why the affair happens
00:34:40well i love angie
00:34:41always have
00:34:42not enough
00:34:43you wouldn't have gotten a blowjob if you did
00:34:46here we go game time
00:34:47can i help you?
00:34:49uh yeah
00:34:50we're here to see angie cooper
00:34:52and who are you?
00:34:53i'm just a friend
00:34:54an old friend of hers
00:34:55and who are you two?
00:34:57we're new friends
00:34:59i remember the chairs being bigger
00:35:02does everyone say that?
00:35:05miss cooper isn't in today
00:35:07she's ill
00:35:08oh god
00:35:09what's wrong with her?
00:35:10well i can't divulge personal information
00:35:12i'd be happy to send her a message
00:35:14great
00:35:15yeah if you could just tell her that kevin
00:35:16no no
00:35:17that's fine
00:35:18i'll call her
00:35:19thanks
00:35:22lame
00:35:23lovely school
00:35:24thank you
00:35:31we're gonna spread out
00:35:33she's sick
00:35:34so she's vulnerable
00:35:36we need to put together a care package that says i love you
00:35:39that says
00:35:40i'm gonna look after you forever
00:35:42i'll take aisles one and two
00:35:44kevin three and four
00:35:45zade five and six
00:35:50how long have you known him?
00:35:53nine hours
00:35:54give or take
00:35:55i think this is a good idea
00:36:02i mean wouldn't you think it was weird if your ex showed up at your house with a stranger and a cross
00:36:08another lurk or another lady
00:36:12i'd probably find that weird but that's also why i'd like it
00:36:16you'd like it
00:36:18you'd like it
00:36:19why not? show the imagination
00:36:20maybe but angie's not like you
00:36:22how's she different?
00:36:23i don't know
00:36:25she just doesn't talk about sex all the time
00:36:27i get it
00:36:30i get it
00:36:31holy shit
00:36:32you're a f***ing prude
00:36:35i'm not a prude
00:36:36then why do you scream at any mention of anything sexual? prudish
00:36:40not prudish
00:36:41i'm not prudish
00:36:42i'm not prudish
00:36:43not at all
00:36:44then prove it
00:36:45what are three words that when put together it get nasty
00:36:48i'm not doing this
00:36:51three words
00:36:52i'm not playing, zade
00:36:55you are not very madly, are you, keb?
00:37:00smelly poop truck
00:37:01that's it
00:37:02three more
00:37:03disgust me
00:37:07you know, you're really smart
00:37:09i'm really pretty
00:37:11you don't have to be so aggressive
00:37:14baggy vag mouth
00:37:15oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:17i'm really sorry
00:37:18i was just making a joke
00:37:20what was the joke?
00:37:23excuse me?
00:37:24i didn't hear it
00:37:25what was the joke?
00:37:29knock knock
00:37:30who's there?
00:37:31isabelle
00:37:32isabelle who?
00:37:34isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
00:37:38shit, i'm sorry i even asked
00:37:44i thought it was funny
00:37:47you totally fell apart back there
00:38:01i did not
00:38:02man, you did
00:38:04like a little girl
00:38:06and vag isn't technically a word, by the way
00:38:08well, you're not technically a businessman
00:38:10businessman
00:38:11yes i am
00:38:12no, you're not
00:38:13look at you, you look like a guy who cleans a pool
00:38:16you?
00:38:17she's right
00:38:18we gotta get you looking sharp
00:38:20like angie's idea of an entrepreneur
00:38:23let's go shopping
00:38:24come on
00:38:28doing this for you keb, come on
00:38:30come on
00:38:36is it true what they say about guys with medium-sized feet?
00:38:41zade, pick out a pair if you want
00:38:43no thanks, not really my style
00:38:45should i have gotten carl a suit?
00:38:47you know what?
00:38:49i haven't heard from sandy
00:38:50all right, so when she opens the door
00:38:53what should i say again?
00:38:56you're telling her that you've succeeded
00:38:59okay? you're gonna show her the check
00:39:01and that you're sorry
00:39:03that's... that's too strange
00:39:07all right
00:39:09tell her that without her
00:39:11you're nothing but a shadow
00:39:13tell her that
00:39:15your heart
00:39:17is like a mauled hedgehog
00:39:20smashed up against the blades of a lawnmower
00:39:23here zade, keep trying sandy, will ya?
00:39:26here, let me check this out
00:39:28Hank, you need a new phone
00:39:30yeah, i'd go down half a size kev
00:39:32i mean, it all depends on your choice of sock
00:39:34yeah, we'll go down half a size
00:39:36i agree
00:39:38here
00:39:39what would you say?
00:39:40seriously, zade
00:39:42maybe don't talk about yourself so much
00:39:44tell her that
00:39:45she's your miracle
00:39:47that without her
00:39:48your life means nothing
00:39:50tell her that
00:39:51she's more beautiful
00:39:53than the full moon in Montana
00:39:55or the poetry of Rumi
00:39:57or any other beautiful thing
00:40:00man or nature has yet made
00:40:02tell her that she's a genius
00:40:05of einsteinian proportions
00:40:08and that she's sexy
00:40:10and does sexy well
00:40:11and that you really, really, really, really love her
00:40:14and that you really, really, really love her
00:40:21wow, say that was really, really good
00:40:24that's an handsome fit, sir
00:40:26that's an handsome fit, sir
00:40:28great, we'll take them
00:40:29great, we'll take them
00:40:35let's run for it
00:40:37stop!
00:40:38wait!
00:40:40come on, people!
00:40:41come on!
00:40:47we got this!
00:40:48we got this!
00:41:49I'm not against romantic gesture. My friend here lost his true love. We're giving him a makeover. He's going to win her back. Come on, guys.
00:41:57I'm not against romantic gestures per se. It's true. He's not. Officer was a misunderstanding. Come on.
00:42:08I'm moved by your argument. So I'm going to let you go with a warning.
00:42:16But we're going to keep the razor.
00:42:18Thank you, officers.
00:42:19Give love, get love, sir.
00:42:22Can I give you a hug?
00:42:23Now that's unfortunate.
00:42:33I can't believe they couldn't look the other way.
00:42:49Drugs are drugs. They couldn't have looked the other way.
00:42:51You're such a f***ing prude.
00:42:54Where are we going?
00:42:55I need shoes.
00:42:57Hang out in the car.
00:42:58Where are we?
00:42:59Wait in the car. I'll be back in a minute.
00:43:03Zade?
00:43:03Is this your brothel?
00:43:06No one says brothel.
00:43:16Jesus, Zade, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:30Come on, Zade.
00:43:33Jesus, throw at it.
00:44:03Can I help you?
00:44:29No.
00:44:30No.
00:44:31I'm here to see Zade.
00:44:35Zade?
00:44:36Yeah, Zade.
00:44:37I think she works here.
00:44:40Well, that's funny.
00:44:41Because it's just my family, as far as I know.
00:44:44And some might call that work.
00:44:47Sorry.
00:44:49Must be the wrong address.
00:44:51Kev?
00:44:51I told you to wait in the car.
00:44:55I'll be down in a minute.
00:45:00I think you should come in.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:11Okay.
00:45:13Lemon juice, sugar, and water.
00:45:16Tell me if it needs anything else.
00:45:18And how exactly do you know Millie?
00:45:24Millie.
00:45:26Millicent, my daughter.
00:45:29Oh, we met through a mutual friend.
00:45:33Mutual friend?
00:45:34Work friend, really.
00:45:35Kevin, are you a rioter, too?
00:45:40No.
00:45:42Well, what is it exactly that you do?
00:45:46I'm in construction.
00:45:48My daughter knows people in construction.
00:45:51Well, our mutual friend threw a party, and then Millie was there.
00:45:57Was Monique there?
00:45:59No.
00:46:01Monique is a friend of Millie's.
00:46:04Great tits.
00:46:06I'm actually getting out of construction.
00:46:09I'm going to start my own business.
00:46:11I'm going to call it Trampoline World.
00:46:12It's going to be this amusement park in the Warehouse District.
00:46:15We're going to have Sky Slam basketball, foam pits.
00:46:20We actually have a lot of...
00:46:20Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.
00:46:23We should split.
00:46:25If you like, I can send you some literature.
00:46:26Trampolining is one of the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:46:29It actually just got featured in Delta's Sky Magazine.
00:46:33Our friend's been arrested.
00:46:34We should go.
00:46:35Arrested?
00:46:35For what?
00:46:36Drugs.
00:46:38Millie has such colorful friends.
00:46:41What's Monique doing these days?
00:46:43Okay, let's go.
00:46:44Thank you for the lemon.
00:46:47Stop.
00:46:50Shut up.
00:46:51I didn't say anything.
00:46:52You were thinking it.
00:46:54Nope.
00:46:54I'm not a liar.
00:46:56I just don't feel the need to tell everyone everything.
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:01Don't try to be.
00:47:02I'm not.
00:47:04You have a beautiful home.
00:47:09It's really nice.
00:47:15You really shouldn't be doing this, you know?
00:47:17I mean, any guy with half a brain would call you back.
00:47:22You could have, like, a really great job.
00:47:25I have a job.
00:47:27Yeah, but it's dirty.
00:47:30It's not like you need the money.
00:47:33You are judging me, asshole.
00:47:35The only reason you're going through with any of this is because of that check.
00:47:38Oh, and who is it that charges $1,000 an hour for their company?
00:47:42Parasites.
00:47:43Yeah, well, at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not.
00:47:45Pretending to be some kind of hooker or something?
00:47:48It's rude to hookers.
00:47:49People don't work at McDonald's because they like it.
00:47:51It's a job.
00:47:52You're slumming it, and it's bullshit.
00:47:54I'm going to get Hank driving him home, and then this whole s*** is over.
00:48:04Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:08Let's try that one more time.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10No, okay, one, two, three, four.
00:48:13Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:17We're good at this, man.
00:48:18We should take this on the road.
00:48:20You and me.
00:48:20Hey, isn't there something we could do to expedite this?
00:48:29And who might you be?
00:48:32Um, I was hired by Hank.
00:48:38Lawyer?
00:48:39No, personal advisor.
00:48:42Well, you need a law degree to be a personal advisor in here.
00:48:45Why don't you take a seat, and the judge will see him in an hour or so.
00:48:49Keep smiling.
00:48:54No physical body contact beyond initial and departing embrace will be tolerated and will result in termination of the visit.
00:49:06Home and service to the special housing unit must be appropriately attired.
00:49:11You like barbecue?
00:49:13Might as well talk since we're stuck here.
00:49:16My name's Sunny.
00:49:16I'm Zade.
00:49:19Hey, man.
00:49:21Why don't you just give her a break, okay?
00:49:22She's had a tough day.
00:49:24Zade, why not come sit here?
00:49:28I'm fine.
00:49:30She's fine.
00:49:32So, I got this sauce called Smokin' Not Broken.
00:49:39Hey, don't, don't do that.
00:49:40Don't touch your leg.
00:49:41It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:49:43Occasional hand-holding is acceptable.
00:49:46Oh, there, Bubba.
00:49:47I didn't even know y'all was together.
00:49:49You don't have to be together to care about each other.
00:49:56I'm waiting in the car.
00:50:02It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:50:05So, what kind of stuff do you write?
00:50:11Stories.
00:50:13Short ones, mostly.
00:50:15I'm writing one now about this woman who's having an affair with this guy.
00:50:20And then finds out that she's only one of many.
00:50:24It's called The Other, Other Woman.
00:50:29I think you'd be a good writer.
00:50:30You do?
00:50:34Sure.
00:50:34Why?
00:50:36Because you take chances.
00:50:37You say things other people won't.
00:50:39You're different.
00:50:41You should feel good about who you are.
00:50:46It's the death of romance.
00:50:50We're living through the murder of romance.
00:50:53Get me?
00:50:53I get you.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:56When you're in love, people do things they normally wouldn't.
00:50:59I was sitting there imagining the rest of our lives together.
00:51:02We get a villa in Italy.
00:51:05She makes the lunch.
00:51:07I till the land.
00:51:09Our kids are running through the sunflower field.
00:51:14That's beautiful.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:21There'll be trampolines everywhere.
00:51:23People bounces around.
00:51:24Good, clean, American fun, you know?
00:51:26You're a very strange person, Kevin McDonald.
00:51:33There's going to be a juice bar over there.
00:51:35A juice bar is not sexy.
00:51:37It's not meant to be sexy.
00:51:38Well, then people aren't going to come.
00:51:40What are you calling it?
00:51:44Trampoline world.
00:51:46No, you're not calling it that.
00:51:49All right, what would you call it?
00:51:50Call it trams.
00:51:51I like it.
00:51:53Get one of those fake fluorescent signs.
00:51:56Maybe a bouncing stiletto, slowly filling up with champagne.
00:52:01Nice.
00:52:01You know, and light bulbs for bubbles.
00:52:04You see, you are a good writer.
00:52:06No, I'm not.
00:52:07I just write stuff that happens to me.
00:52:10So you're the other, other woman?
00:52:18Don't look at me with sad dog eyes.
00:52:20I knew what I was doing.
00:52:23I bet it's real interesting.
00:52:26How would you know?
00:52:29All right, because roofers don't read.
00:52:31You're rude, and angry, and really, really spoiled, but you're not sad.
00:52:44And you're narcissistic and indulgent, but you're not stupid.
00:52:54What is that?
00:53:01Harmonica.
00:53:03Really?
00:53:03It was so small.
00:53:06Does it play?
00:53:07Yeah, it does.
00:53:11Oh, wow.
00:53:15We should probably go get Hank.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:24Anybody got the time over there?
00:53:28You working out there?
00:53:43So, what's a prolapse?
00:53:46It's when either your anus or your vagina are pushed inside out of your body.
00:54:02That's a good word.
00:54:12Sorry.
00:54:16I've never had any kids.
00:54:21I always wanted them, though.
00:54:23How come?
00:54:24No, she wanted to wait.
00:54:26How dumb am I, huh?
00:54:28You know, I was never once unfaithful to her.
00:54:30Not once.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I loved her wholly, unabashedly from the first day I met her.
00:54:40She was my everything.
00:54:43Did she find someone else?
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:45Oh, yeah.
00:54:47She said I was an emotional cripple.
00:54:50But she couldn't remember what she loved about me in the first place.
00:54:53People make out like women are the romantics, but it's not true.
00:54:57We're the knights, the last of the noble breed.
00:55:01I'm gonna die today.
00:55:06Who's after you?
00:55:09No one.
00:55:09Well, you let me know if somebody's after you, because I got a guy for that.
00:55:19Landry!
00:55:21Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid.
00:55:25Good luck to you.
00:55:26Keep it in your pants.
00:55:28Thank you, sir.
00:55:28Thank you, sir.
00:55:33Mes amis.
00:55:34Superb.
00:55:34Salut, monsieur.
00:55:36On y va?
00:55:36The happy band are back together.
00:55:39Was it terrible in jail?
00:55:40Oh, it was okay.
00:55:41I met a nice kid.
00:55:42Oh, yeah?
00:55:43What was he in for?
00:55:45He masturbated on some girl on a bus.
00:55:48Jesus.
00:55:49Hank, I carried away.
00:55:51I'd rather someone put cum on me than a booger.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55It's sterile.
00:55:56It's straight from the testes.
00:55:57Booger's a waste.
00:55:59I bet you think a blowjob is fine, but you wouldn't blow your nose in a girl's mouth.
00:56:03Enough.
00:56:04Let's go find this Annie.
00:56:06Let's just go home, Hank.
00:56:08I think we're done for today.
00:56:09No, no way.
00:56:09I'm not giving up now.
00:56:10Hank, I really don't mind.
00:56:12Well, I do mind.
00:56:13I just wasted half my day in jail.
00:56:15I'm finding Annie.
00:56:17Angie.
00:56:17It doesn't matter what her name is.
00:56:19I'm finding her.
00:56:20We could just take, like, a small break.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Look, something's got to work here, okay?
00:56:26I mean, love, it has to mean something.
00:56:29I need to know that in this world, it's not just pure, disappointing shit.
00:56:34And I don't care what you two do, but I'm going to Annie's.
00:56:37I got a plan.
00:56:42Anderle.
00:56:46Just up here on the left.
00:56:55Maybe we should just ring the doorbell.
00:56:57He said she won't talk to you.
00:56:59Then what are we doing here?
00:57:00Waiting.
00:57:01For what?
00:57:03For someone to let us in.
00:57:05Burglars don't have balloons.
00:57:09I got to piss.
00:57:10Hold on to these, will you?
00:57:12What?
00:57:15This is a bad idea.
00:57:17Why?
00:57:18You don't even like her.
00:57:19You're just caught up in the obsession.
00:57:23You think you're in love, but it's just this stab of rejection.
00:57:29Do you want to be with her?
00:57:31Really, with her?
00:57:32I'm going in.
00:57:44Why?
00:57:45What's so great about her?
00:57:49You don't have anything to say?
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:54Well, good luck with that.
00:58:01See?
00:58:02Magic.
00:58:03Well, hello there.
00:58:04How are you?
00:58:05Oh, is it my birthday?
00:58:06It is.
00:58:06Happy birthday, darling.
00:58:08Hey, I don't think I want the balloons.
00:58:11Losing them.
00:58:12Come on.
00:58:15Is that it?
00:58:18Going out, then.
00:58:19I got this.
00:58:23Be firm.
00:58:25Be aggressive, Kev.
00:58:32Angie.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:35What are you doing here?
00:58:36Okay, listen.
00:58:38I've come to tell you that I think that you're like sunsets in Montana.
00:58:43Oh, God.
00:58:43You're like...
00:58:44Kevin.
00:58:45No, listen.
00:58:45Just hear me out, okay?
00:58:46Who is that?
00:58:47I'm no one proud of you.
00:58:54You're like the poetry of Rummy, and you have Einsteinian proportions, and I like spending time with you, and I treasure you.
00:59:03Hey, Angie, uh, five-letter word starts with an L. Insect Steve.
00:59:08Sounds like Steve.
00:59:13Tim.
00:59:13What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:25What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:27What are you doing here?
00:59:28What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:30She called me, and she needs some help with her track lighting.
00:59:32Just tell him.
00:59:34Listen.
00:59:36It just happened, Kev.
00:59:37You're sleeping with her?
00:59:38Listen, just a misunderstanding.
00:59:40Yeah, he is.
00:59:43We're in love.
00:59:44Oh, you're in love with her?
00:59:45No.
00:59:47We made some bad decisions, and...
00:59:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:50Listen, we didn't want to hurt you.
00:59:51You said she wasn't good enough for me.
00:59:58And you're right.
01:00:01You're right.
01:00:02And you.
01:00:04I didn't mean all that shit about Montana, okay?
01:00:06Someone told me to say that, and, uh, I got a blowjob from that stripper because I didn't love you enough.
01:00:21Stupid.
01:00:31Give me the keys.
01:00:32Bro, I'm so sorry.
01:00:34Listen, I'm going to find you the money for trampoline road, all right?
01:00:37I think it's a...
01:00:38Just give me the keys.
01:00:43Here.
01:00:44You can never be a part of trampoline road.
01:00:51Hello.
01:01:03Bet you didn't think you'd hear from me today.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:07I don't know what to say.
01:01:08I just...
01:01:09I miss you.
01:01:10And I want you to know that you were right about me being in a wheelchair emotionally.
01:01:21I've learned now that I wasn't good enough for you, Karen.
01:01:27And, uh, I'm not even good enough for this world anymore.
01:01:31Don't go into the red room, okay?
01:01:35I keep all my records in the bureau so you can have everything that you want.
01:01:39Uh, take anything, leave what you don't want.
01:01:48Uh, Hank's phone?
01:01:49Hi, it's me.
01:01:50I am a giant asshole.
01:01:53All right, I made a huge mistake and I'd like to take it all back.
01:01:57Is Hank with you?
01:01:58I realize now that you are more interesting than anything in Montana.
01:02:03And than any movie or any poetry written at...
01:02:05Just shut up.
01:02:06Where's Hank?
01:02:08What?
01:02:09Something's wrong with Hank.
01:02:10What's wrong with Hank?
01:02:12You have to find him, Kevin.
01:02:13He's going to kill himself.
01:02:15What?
01:02:16I found a video on his phone.
01:02:17He's going to do it now, today.
01:02:19No, that doesn't make any sense.
01:02:21He was happy when we left.
01:02:22He thinks Angie and I got back together.
01:02:24That's worse.
01:02:25That's what he wanted.
01:02:26Go to the red room.
01:02:27He said not to go into the red room.
01:02:28Hank!
01:02:36Hank!
01:02:45Hank!
01:02:46Hank!
01:02:48Oh, my God.
01:02:49Hank!
01:02:49Where is Hank?
01:02:55Carl, he might hurt himself, okay?
01:02:56I need to know where Hank is.
01:02:58He's taking a nap.
01:02:59Just like everybody else!
01:03:01Just tell me where he is!
01:03:03Wait a minute.
01:03:03Wait a minute.
01:03:04Shut up!
01:03:06What day is it?
01:03:09Friday.
01:03:10Oh, no, no, no.
01:03:12Oh, no.
01:03:12Oh, God.
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:13That can't be good.
01:03:17Carl, where's Hank?
01:03:18I told you, mother f*****g!
01:03:22He's taking a nap!
01:03:28Hank!
01:03:29Hank!
01:03:31Hank!
01:03:32Hank!
01:03:42Hank!
01:03:43Are you out there?
01:03:44I'm fine.
01:03:50Wanted to get a little air is all.
01:03:54I'm coming out!
01:03:57It's a long way down, buddy.
01:04:01Hank, I'm a f*****g roofer.
01:04:03Good point.
01:04:04It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin.
01:04:21I'm not going to kill myself, if that's what you're thinking.
01:04:25That's good.
01:04:25I just, uh, I wanted to hang out for a while.
01:04:31You did invite me to this party, remember?
01:04:37Had to go with Angie.
01:04:41She was having sex with my brother.
01:04:43What?
01:04:46That's basically it.
01:04:47Jesus.
01:04:50God, I am a waste of space, huh?
01:04:55And this.
01:04:57This pen.
01:04:57Remember that?
01:04:58I stole it from that nice nurse.
01:05:00I mean, I am a f*****g asshole.
01:05:03That's not true.
01:05:04It is true.
01:05:05I'm a dark hole.
01:05:06I don't make anyone feel good.
01:05:09Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
01:05:11Why don't you just come back inside?
01:05:12Kevin, you're a good guy.
01:05:22You are.
01:05:23But we're not even really friends.
01:05:26And how sad is that?
01:05:28Look who's at my party, for example.
01:05:31Got a bunch of guys I've barely met,
01:05:34girls that I've paid for, and Carl.
01:05:37Carl, for Christ's sakes.
01:05:40I didn't want this.
01:05:42I just wanted to go out quietly,
01:05:48have something good happen before I left.
01:05:54Something good is happening.
01:05:56What the f*****g are you doing up there?
01:05:58Zay!
01:06:02You want to have sex with me?
01:06:04Get the f*****g out from there!
01:06:06I should let you know that I'm not hung up on Angie anymore.
01:06:09I think I might love Millicent.
01:06:13Millicent.
01:06:17Why?
01:06:19She's funny.
01:06:21Smart.
01:06:24Brave.
01:06:26And?
01:06:27And beautiful.
01:06:29You're really beautiful.
01:06:30Even when you're being disgusting.
01:06:32You're an idiot.
01:06:37I know.
01:06:38I'd still really like to have sex with you, though.
01:06:41Not gonna happen.
01:06:44Dammit, Zay.
01:06:48Stop being such a f*****g prune.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:56See?
01:06:58Just come back inside,
01:07:00so Zay and I can have sexual intercourse.
01:07:03You just say that to make me feel better.
01:07:05Well, if you don't come back inside and you jump,
01:07:13Zay and I definitely won't have sex.
01:07:17How about it?
01:07:19He jumps?
01:07:20You still gonna do me?
01:07:23Definitely not.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29Enough of this s*****, huh?
01:07:30I don't want to drink anyway.
01:07:33This beer's flattened.
01:07:36Wait, hold on.
01:07:37Hey!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:40Ah.
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:44Hold me up, you son of a b**ch!
01:07:47Hold on, man!
01:07:50Ah!
01:07:50Ah!
01:07:50Ah!
01:07:51Ah!
01:07:51Ah!
01:07:51Ah!
01:07:51Ah!
01:07:52Ah!
01:07:52Ah!
01:07:52Ah!
01:07:53Ah!
01:07:53Ah!
01:07:54Ah!
01:07:54Ah!
01:07:55Ah!
01:07:55Ah!
01:07:56Ah!
01:07:56Ah!
01:07:57Ah!
01:07:57Ah!
01:07:58Ah!
01:07:58Ah!
01:07:59Ah!
01:07:59Ah!
01:08:00Ah!
01:08:00Ah!
01:08:15Ah!
01:08:15Is he asleep?
01:08:16I don't think so.
01:08:30There's clean sheets in the walk-in closet.
01:08:34Swiss cotton.
01:08:53Are you sure you want me to do this?
01:08:57Oh, okay.
01:09:00We broke the curse.
01:09:08So can I call you?
01:09:11Why do you need to call me?
01:09:14So we can see each other, Kim.
01:09:17It'll cost you.
01:09:21How much has the day passed at Tramp's again?
01:09:28Nothing bad happened.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30I think you should get there.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:40If it's a stripper, don't let her in.
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:46Holy f***.
01:09:48Shit.
01:09:49God, you okay?
01:09:51I'm okay.
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm okay.
01:09:54I'm okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:56I'm okay.
01:09:57I'm not cursed.
01:09:59I'm not cursed.
01:10:00I'm not cursed.
01:10:05Hello.
01:10:06I pressed the bell.
01:10:08that's right you did press the bell how you doing buddy good good Kev always a pleasure
01:10:29god bless you ready to go to aquarium yes okay let's do it hi honey how are you oh that was a good party
01:10:39that guy's married happily it's classic romance
01:10:45you look like the guy who cleans the pool
01:10:56are you okay up on those heels
01:11:00I hate lines girls never have trouble at the door maybe you can help me get in
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