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Kevin Hart: Acting My Age
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00:30These younger kids get hurt, they bounce right back.
00:32I was playing basketball, one of the kids twisted his ankle.
00:34I said, oh shit.
00:36You know how you fix it in real time?
00:37You bent down, tied your shoe up tight, jumped up.
00:43You can't do no shit like that after 40.
00:45Your ankle hit that court, the next day, you in that boot.
00:49I thought you twisted your ankle.
00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles.
00:53They say I'm out for eight months.
00:54Eight months?
00:56You didn't even play.
01:00Older you get, the less you can have.
01:01Old people don't give a fuck.
01:02Come on, Grandpa, you know you can't eat that salt.
01:04Motherfucker, I know.
01:06I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A.
01:08Every time I eat that sandwich, it comes out my ass like a buckshot.
01:11One shot.
01:12I don't even look back.
01:14I know it's a mess.
01:15I know.
01:15I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move, but I fall underneath
01:21the shower head, and the water keeps coming down, and I got to sit there and fight for
01:25my life.
01:26It's six hours, and I'm like...
01:27That's how they find me, with a little dick, because I've been in the fucking water for
01:39six hours.
01:40Shoot me, man!
01:57Shoot me, man!
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