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Eastenders 30th November 2025
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00:00A little break from Beale Burrow agrees with you, babe.
00:03Yeah.
00:05Speaking of Beales,
00:06you're gonna tell him that you were my wingwoman today?
00:10I don't think he'd take it as well as I took his burlesque bestie.
00:14Yeah, if it was my bloke, I'd have choked her with her nipple tassels.
00:18But you're just not the jealous type.
00:20I mean, I have been.
00:21Just once or twice.
00:24Just not with the person you want to marry.
00:27I reckon me and Peter, we'll probably end up being one of them couples, you know,
00:32that just stay engaged forever.
00:34And I'm all right with that. It's just a piece of paper, isn't it?
00:37I mean, we're happy the way we are.
00:39Maybe it is a good thing.
00:41You know, you feel safe with him.
00:44You don't feel like you need to fight women away.
00:47You don't need to get married.
00:48You're just comfortable.
00:50I don't know, I just always thought you were more like me, I suppose.
00:53What does that mean?
00:54You know, like somebody who likes the pot bubbling.
00:59Bit of excitement.
01:00Bit of passion.
01:01Out all night, turning heads till three in the morning, not tucked up in bed by nine.
01:06But if you like a simile these days, good for you.
01:09Makes life a lot easier.
01:11See, when I fall in love, though, like proper love,
01:14like I want to feel jealous.
01:16Like I want to, like, slam a ring on the finger and just, like, have them all to myself.
01:19That's love to me.
01:22But if that's not love to you, you don't mind to judge.
01:28Right.
01:29Shall we get you back to your Bill Bliss then, yeah?
01:33Shall we just have one more?
01:34Bye.
01:51Bye.
01:57Bye.
02:00Harry!
02:20Harry!
02:28Harry!
02:32No, you're joking.
02:34You ain't even ready. I've been waiting outside for you.
02:37Gee, I'm sorry. I'm just...
02:39Just give me five minutes.
02:41Don't bother.
02:43I ain't gonna wait for you anymore.
02:46No, gee.
02:58Are you sure you won't mind me tagging along?
03:01No, of course not. That'd be silly.
03:03Um...
03:07Also this.
03:17Well, I'm running.
03:32Will you marry me?
03:34Today.
03:36That's the one I reckon.
03:38What do you think?
03:40She's had this bookmarked on her laptop from ages ago, ages ago.
04:03It's the one, I reckon.
04:04What do you think?
04:05I think a shotgun wedding is the kind of thing your dad would do.
04:08It's not a shotgun wedding, it's a surprise wedding.
04:11We're engaged, Mum.
04:12Lauren wants excitement, a bit of spontaneity.
04:14Yeah, what could be more...
04:16Spontaneous?
04:17Spontaneous.
04:18Exactly.
04:19Dad and Gran are on board.
04:20I've got Kim and Denise there on standby for hair and makeup.
04:24Yeah, actually, all I need now is decorations, if you don't mind,
04:26and for you to put any negativity aside and, you know, just help me out with the boys today, please.
04:31Oscar!
04:32And everybody knows bar penny, so please just keep it that way,
04:35because if anyone's going to ruin today, it's the, uh, yeah, just keep it.
04:39That snide arsenal kit that you've got, Louis,
04:42well, the badge is now falling off, and he's kicking off,
04:44so you're going to need to go and talk to him
04:45because you're the one that got him into football.
04:47Go on.
04:48I have a, uh, well, we have a little surprise for you.
05:01Mm.
05:02Are your mum moving out?
05:04Mm, no, not today.
05:07I have, uh, I booked you a spa all day, all right?
05:09Mum's going to take care of the boys, she's going to do the drop-offs and the pick-ups,
05:12look after Louis and Jimmy,
05:14and I'm going to take you for a drink afterwards, because you deserve it.
05:18Peter, I've got better.
05:21It's a lovely idea, but can we rain check it, yeah?
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27All right.
05:28Right, come on, I'll see you later.
05:29See you.
05:29Love you.
05:30Yeah, I love you too.
05:32I think a rain check is a very good idea.
05:36No.
05:37No.
05:37No.
05:38No, we're getting married today.
05:39It is going to be clear skies from now on.
05:44Desperate times call for desperate measures.
05:46Lily!
05:47Yeah?
05:50Voila.
05:52Your first Brazilian brekkie.
05:54It's just a little taster, in case you change your mind.
05:57Yeah, I think I'd rather cornflakes, but that's not why I'm staying, right?
06:00Oh, Lily, please.
06:01Look, I get it, all right?
06:02It's going to be hard for Ricky, but this is an opportunity for you and Charlie.
06:07You have a different culture, different language, beaches, a new life.
06:12My life is here now, Mum, but you are my life.
06:15You and Charlie, Hope and Arthur, I need you all with me.
06:19I know that Kat is getting everyone to the Albert later to say goodbye, and I know we'll
06:23miss everyone, but I'm ready to say goodbye to them.
06:27I ain't ready to say goodbye to you too.
06:31Just come with me.
06:32Please, just come with me.
06:35It's not forever.
06:41I want you to be happy, Mum.
06:44And if that's Brazil, then you need to go, but me and Charlie are staying.
06:47Hey!
07:03You going to open up early?
07:06I bet you're buzzing about that black cab we've got coming in, eh?
07:08Well, listen, I'm going to pop to the cafe on my way in, grab us a cuppa, a little pastry
07:15or two, set us up for the day.
07:16Jessica, I'm in the garage.
07:19I'm going to have lunch.
07:22Big coach!
07:24What do you say?
07:25That's a backpack.
07:27It's got six pockets.
07:29Nice.
07:30Nice.
07:31Good shout on this.
07:32I'm a new man, eh?
07:34The boy looks after me.
07:35Hey, he's a good friend.
07:44Can you get ready for work?
07:46Harry, you know, uh, Kojo's last trip in Luton, where we took that risk?
07:52Well, we stepped on a few South London toes and they did a number on one of our divas.
07:57Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
07:59Your day job, bruv.
08:01What do you think he was going to do?
08:03Well, I'm going to go and make some calls and Oki's going to stay here.
08:05Just in case they know about this place.
08:07Wait, you think they know about here?
08:08No, no, no.
08:09It's just precaution.
08:11Go to work.
08:12Everything is normal.
08:13But keep an eye out and let Oki know if you've seen anything suspicious.
08:16Well, he's going to be here on his own.
08:17Yeah.
08:18You need to pack when you've got a big dog on sight.
08:23All right.
08:23Ah, all right?
08:37See these?
08:38If I was flying, I'd have to pay extra for these bags.
08:42Okay, your stingy boyfriend's just offered me a free day at a spa for some reason.
08:45But apparently, you're too busy not selling cars to take the day off.
08:49No, Penny, I can't.
08:50Oh, yes, you can.
08:51Okay, so lock up these cutting shots and pack a towel.
08:54Penny needs pampering.
08:55Shoot, if you want to make sure he's dead, then you've got to be there, haven't you?
09:03I mean, he was our dad.
09:05I know he didn't always show it, but he loved us.
09:07No, no, no, I know he did.
09:11All right.
09:12I mean, just think about it.
09:13For me.
09:18Hey.
09:18Are you okay?
09:22No, you all right?
09:24It's too much.
09:24Just doing all this on my own.
09:26I can count to one-handed the amount of people that are going to come.
09:29Stu's a no.
09:30Jay's at his granddad's.
09:31Carl, just let me help.
09:33No, no.
09:33You shouldn't have to.
09:35He's got family.
09:37Whatever he was, I know that he cared deep down there, didn't I?
09:41Just, I just want to give him a good send-off, you know?
09:44Yeah.
09:46Yeah, no, I get it.
09:47Can I have a back-up?
09:48Yeah.
09:57Got all your make-up bits and bobs in here.
09:59Got a towel, deodorant.
10:01I'm sure they're going to have everything you need at the spa, but still.
10:04You calling Penny for backup?
10:06Anyone would think you're trying to get rid of me today.
10:08Really?
10:09You haven't got that Demi coming around for a private show, have you?
10:13I can't afford two spa parties and a private desk.
10:15No, you just deserve it, that's all.
10:17Oh, he's not coming to, is he?
10:19I thought my bikini wax was the only pain I was going to have to suffer today.
10:22No, no, no, no.
10:23I've just come over to talk to Peter about work stuff.
10:27All right, okay, well, enjoy work stuff.
10:31Yeah.
10:31Bye.
10:32Bye, I love you.
10:34Yeah, your grand's driving me nuts talking about vegetarian options.
10:36All right, well, the bride's still has to eat, Dad.
10:38Yeah, and have you heard?
10:39Oscar's planning on reusing all the stuff from Patrick's wedding, okay?
10:42Between him and Alfie.
10:43Right, you can have steel drums playing Lisa Mother Brown as your wedding march.
10:46Peter, I'm your best man.
10:48I should be overseeing all of this.
10:50Dad, you should be focusing on keeping Mum in check and the efficient getting there on time.
10:54That's all you've got to worry about.
10:55Let's make this the last crisis to deal with today, okay?
10:58Let's make this the last crisis.
11:28John Java.
11:30Let's make this the last run.
11:32Okay.
11:36All right.
11:42Let's make this the last corona ten.
11:48I'll be right back.
11:49you've got irish skin runs in the family you used to burn under a 40 watt ball have you thought of
12:07that well fact 50 in mexico i think i'll manage if lily's staying how can you still go she needs
12:17you charlie needs you hope and arthur need their family you promised you would never leave her again
12:25don't make the same mistake mum making mistakes is what i do all my life nine times out of ten i've
12:33made the wrong call i can't get this one wrong i left it too late with martin for me for the kids
12:40lily needs the best version of me i can't be that walking past his stall every day
12:45so staying home with the people you love who love you how how can that be a mistake
12:56i need to go home what why i need my taxi i want to send a picture of you on the bonnet
13:17for cabina coach keys i left my keys coach phil needs this done mate we need to get it up and running
13:24i won't be long i need your keys can't go home i need to go home coach phil needs it done so let's
13:31just get it done please
13:32call me when you get here and i'll meet you outside thank you cheers right uh floris is on her way
13:51efficient too and decorations are ready to go yeah second hand decorations not second hand pre-loved
13:57okay grant uh all the food sorted right yeah bible's done uh piggy bits ready rabbit food piggy bits
14:04this is a real wedding okay we have a reputation to uphold well and if we don't end up in a mud fight
14:11or break up a reception we're definitely full short uh can i play devil's advocate here if we said no
14:17would it matter look i mean piggy bits are lovely and decorations and everything but
14:22are you sure she's gonna want this mum i've known lauren since we were 14 years old i know her better
14:29than anyone this is exactly what she would want i promise you all right we do have plenty of time
14:35until she's back from the spa so come on people let's get to work whoo okay come on
14:41how can they shut down a whole spa because some silly cow overdid it in the sauna penny the woman
14:50didn't pass out she had more botox and brain cells why should we suffer because her fill is fried
14:55yeah well they did give us two day passes so just stop complaining yeah but i'm gonna give peter a
15:02call tell him i'm home i might even be asked to get some of my ironing down before i've got picked
15:05louie up oh louv lauren is long gone i used to struggle keeping up with you in paris and now look
15:13you were given the day off of work and kids one set back and you're just running back to the house
15:18won't come from well not today today we are bringing old lauren back
15:23come on come on come on come on come on well but cook if you helped
15:37sorry mate i was just waiting for a call what did you want to know jay yeah
15:41oh toad this is your dream come true isn't it just shine
15:48we need a shiny lever keeping my hands to myself has always been a bit of a problem eh
15:56you excited for the wedding later i think i might wear trainers so in the bouquet toss
16:02and have you been practicing your two-step i mean i know pete is a bill but this is a night
16:07family wedding too and we like to dance i do not dance
16:10we need a new one i'll go no no coach i'll go don't we no cojo can hardly no cojo's busy
16:16yeah so are you we've got to work out when you're going to pick me up later and i've got some outfit
16:20selfies that you need to vote on go on coach darling just straight to the stall and back here coach
16:27coach
16:29you're running a very tight ship anyway back to business so i've got a high neck and short
16:39yeah i know he owed you money okay well if you change your mind then hello uncle sid
16:44oh god's sake you're all right cath well i'm head cook and chief bottle washer for a last-minute
16:50wedding so no no not really well i'll top yeah you could be selling a funeral for someone everybody
16:56hated what uh johnny not helping you only you two seem a bit close
17:02he's a good man he's a good man yeah well callum this square is like a fishbowl
17:07and ben's been a bit edgy recently so just tread carefully all right you're a good boy going
17:14for a bit of a difficult time at the mo so don't make any harder on yourself
17:40i could have changed my mind i was following 100 meters
17:53hello
18:10hello
18:23Right, just because it's a mocktail doesn't mean you have to mock drink it.
18:31Penny, I've just got so much that I could be doing at home.
18:34Oh, you couldn't even give me an hour, could you?
18:37Just because I've got responsibilities now, it doesn't mean that I'm not fun anymore.
18:42It just means I need a little bit more time to plan for.
18:44Oh, and what could be more fun than planning?
18:47You sound more like your fiancé every day.
18:50He's given you a case of belitis, and it's stage five.
18:55Oh, you was all out of him, weren't you?
18:57When he was paying for our spa day.
19:00Look, I know that Peter is not your cup of tea, but he's my cup of tea, so just back off.
19:05Sorry.
19:07I just...
19:08I just miss money.
19:12I don't know, I just...
19:14I used to love seeing you smiling and joking, and I...
19:17I just feel like I don't see that anymore.
19:20But you're right.
19:22You've got things to do, so...
19:25Come on.
19:33Right.
19:34Which one of those Love Island rejects are we going to get to buy us our next round, then?
19:38Get back, that's it.
19:39Have you seen Koto anywhere?
19:54No.
19:55I'll let you know if I do see him, though.
19:56If you don't like it, you just come home.
20:06And if you love it, then it's forever.
20:09How can it be forever if I ain't got Lily and Charlie with me?
20:12I mean, be honest, do you actually think I'm going to be happier without them?
20:15Well, I think you owe it to yourself to try.
20:18Just talked to Jean.
20:22So you're going to be leaving us?
20:23Er, sorry, didn't you leave for, like, 20 years?
20:31Look, all I've had since I've come back is how important family is, that we're sticking together.
20:37But leaving Charlie and Lily, you can't do that.
20:40Stace, I spent 20 years with a son at my back trying to be happy, away from my family.
20:47I left my kid.
20:49And it has taken me 20 years to realize that I need to be with my family, with my kid.
20:53That's what's going to make me happy.
20:55And you are the glue that sticks us all together.
21:00I'll see you at the hour but later to say goodbye, then, eh?
21:10I'll see you at the hour.
21:40Do you know how much this is going to cost us?
21:49We need to get out of here.
21:50We need to get Kojo safe.
21:51If they come back and he's here...
21:52They're coming back, neither is our gear, is it?
21:54Well, they're not going to come back to the scene of the crime.
21:56It's literally crime 101.
21:57You're so stupid.
21:58This is so stupid.
22:00It's done here now.
22:01They know where we are.
22:02It's finished.
22:03You're finished?
22:04When I say we are finished, do you understand?
22:06Now, clean this place up before Kojo calls the police and let me think this through.
22:12All right?
22:15Now.
22:15Yeah, darling.
22:35Your dad was a mopey drunk.
22:37Thank God you got his jeans and not your mum's.
22:39All right.
22:43What's the story, Jack and Laurie?
22:47I've got to get to the wholesaler, so make it quick.
22:51It's Callum.
22:52He's really struggling with this, this funeral.
23:00And it's because I lied to him.
23:06I told him that his dad said he loved him.
23:12When he was dying.
23:12I just wanted to tell him something he wanted to hear, you know?
23:19Now he's just scrambling around trying to give him a good send-off.
23:23It just breaks my heart.
23:27I need to tell him the truth.
23:31When you love someone, sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reasons.
23:38That boy grew up with a brute for a father.
23:41You had a gentleman.
23:45You gave him a bit of light to make his past seem a bit brighter.
23:50That is an act of love.
24:02Who's going to drink?
24:03Mum, that's me.
24:04How are you?
24:04Mum, I'm not.
24:05Get out of the table.
24:06Mum, you've got off.
24:06No, I'm not.
24:07Get out of the table.
24:07Get out of the table, Mum.
24:11You're trying to upset the bride, or what?
24:26You look gorgeous.
24:28You okay?
24:29Yeah.
24:31I was just really comported today.
24:32So we went to see how it worked.
24:34And he's more interested in closure and camp.
24:36No, he's late.
24:39I just, I never know where I stand with him.
24:41We're getting kind of tired of waiting to find out.
24:43If he's not standing by your side at that wedding, he's an idiot.
24:47And not worth waiting for.
24:48Three, two, one.
24:55Hooray!
24:58No.
25:00But it tastes like petrol.
25:02And you know what petrol tastes like.
25:04They used to call me Siphon Moe.
25:07Now I'm sticking to vodka.
25:08Today I'm avoiding wedding preps and hangovers.
25:11Lightweight.
25:12I'm a bottle of wine down after being indoors.
25:14And if we're going to pour one for Stace, then it's got to be done properly, isn't it?
25:19I still can't believe she ain't taking you with her.
25:22Jaffet, I'd rather be helping with the bill bash than sitting here putting on a face.
25:27If Peter's anything like his dad, their confetti's on elastic.
25:32Yeah, listen, my supportive faces all round.
25:34She's made her choice.
25:36Here she is, Samba Slater.
25:38I ain't going.
25:39All right.
25:39Hooray!
25:40Well, like, definitely.
25:43Like you're not going to flip-flop again.
25:45Just a favour.
25:46Go and get us a cocktail with an umbrella in it.
25:48It's the closest I'm going to get to a carnival cocktail, isn't it?
25:52I'm so happy.
25:55Guild trips do work.
25:56You are the glue, Stace.
26:00Are you sure, Mum?
26:02Yeah, sure as I'd ever be, babe.
26:04Will, are you in your shops?
26:10This is strong.
26:11Cool.
26:14We're running along champagne flutes.
26:16Your boss said we could borrow some.
26:18Reluctantly.
26:22That one.
26:23That one.
26:24Scrubbed pretty well, don't I?
26:27Luckily, I'll have a sort on my omelette that will complete the fit.
26:30Remember, we are keeping things under wraps for this idea.
26:34Be bold.
26:35Oh, yeah.
26:36I know.
26:37Cindy Schminde.
26:38But if you are looking for a mummy mentor, you should find one that don't make Cruella look
26:44so Cinderella.
26:55Can I pull you for a jet?
26:56Oh, Samuel Robert High, entrepreneur.
27:00Or what, does posting to 200 TikTok followers count as an entrepreneur now?
27:04So you won't be calling them, then?
27:07Better not.
27:08I'd probably end up drowning him in his cold plunge.
27:11See?
27:12That's my Lauren.
27:14I've missed you.
27:16Am I really that boring now?
27:18Oh, not now, no.
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