00:10There was before the test, and then there's after.
00:19I figured it was time.
00:21I didn't think I would ever find someone.
00:23I'm a bit of a weirdo, you know?
00:25I took the test.
00:26And I met my match.
00:28I met my match, all right?
00:31I can't imagine life without him.
00:36She made me feel alive again for the first time in years.
00:41Since the discovery of the soul particle in 2023,
00:45Soul Connects has helped more than 15 million people find their perfect match.
00:50With over 20,000 clinics worldwide, your soulmate is one simple test away.
00:55Honestly, it's like the best feeling ever.
00:58It's what I've wanted all my life.
01:00I honestly feel like I can fly.
01:02You can find your happiness here.
01:05Soul Connects.
01:07Your future is waiting.
01:24Good afternoon.
01:25You just need Soul Connects.
01:27Do you have a reference number?
01:30Okay.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Would you keep that in?
01:36Nicola, we're ready for you.
01:49All right.
01:50We're going to start the machine now.
01:52It's perfectly harmless, but if you want to stop at any time, just raise your right hand.
01:57Bye for that.
02:15Oh.
02:19What?
02:19This chair's it.
02:22I'm got a chair.
02:24What?
02:27Why did I drink so much last night?
02:32Because you love the taste of wine.
02:34Oh, I do love the taste of wine.
02:38Uh-huh.
02:40Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:46I got it.
02:50Oh, stop.
02:55Oh, stop.
02:56Oh.
02:58Love you.
03:00Sammy, you need to eat.
03:01Eat your food.
03:03Take that.
03:04Come on, take that.
03:06Franklin!
03:07Come on, Sammy.
03:08Mommy is grumpy today.
03:10Franklin, you're making this harder for me.
03:14Eat your food, Sammy.
03:15Ella, have some banana, please.
03:17Open front door.
03:19We're in the kitchen.
03:23Hey, y'all.
03:24Yes, sir, I feel like they got the address wrong again.
03:26Hey, thanks.
03:27Hey, Frankie.
03:28You know I love it when you call me that?
03:29Oh, sorry, Franklin.
03:31Thank you, Jennifer.
03:34You need it, can I be worried?
03:35Now?
03:37Let me just take a few minutes.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:41It's a medical issue.
03:43Yeah, fine.
03:44I gotta go to work.
03:45Fine.
03:46Come on, can you pick her up, please?
03:49Come on.
03:51I gotta go to work.
03:53So, do I need to sterilize anything first, or?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:09You're taking the test?
04:11Booked and paid for.
04:14But...
04:14Please don't say, but you're married.
04:15But you are?
04:16I know.
04:17Married?
04:17Yes.
04:18And I think to the wrong guy.
04:21What about the kids?
04:22Oh, you judge me.
04:24No, I'm not judging you.
04:25I'm...
04:27Okay, yeah, I know.
04:28I'm judging you a little bit.
04:30Honestly, I thought you'd be on my side.
04:32You and me, we got married too young,
04:34and now with the test, things have changed.
04:36I mean, not for me.
04:37Yeah, it was because you're lucky.
04:39You married the right guy.
04:40Imagine if you were married to someone like Steve.
04:44Jen, you're having a moment.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's okay.
04:47It happens.
04:48It's marriage.
04:50But have you ever thought that maybe you're having a...
04:53Maybe you're having a midlife crisis.
04:56I look around me, and I see people living their best lives.
05:00Like they've found the answer to some secret.
05:02And I hate them.
05:03I really hate them.
05:05And I also want to be one of them.
05:12Okay, well, I hope you know what you're doing.
05:14Does it sound like me?
05:15Not even a little bit.
05:19Will you come with me to the clinic for support?
05:22No, I don't...
05:23Please, Nikki, I'm scared I'm not going to go as far with it.
05:26Maybe that's a good thing.
05:27In my head, it's already happened.
05:29It would just be putting off the inevitable.
05:33No, no, no, no.
05:37Mama!
05:39Please.
05:44Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:48You'll always be my favorite babysitter.
05:51No, I mean my neighbor.
05:52Come on.
05:53Bye.
06:02Nicky, I gotta go to work.
06:03Coming.
06:07Hey, honey.
06:08Can you do your cup on that, please?
06:09Why?
06:09Why?
06:10Why?
06:10Because we're going to a wedding.
06:11It's polite.
06:12We're going to be late.
06:13We'll be fine.
06:14No, I can't be late to my own brother's wedding.
06:16We'll be fine.
06:17We're always late.
06:18It's just part of our charm.
06:21I don't want it to be our charm.
06:23We feel like we've been to a wedding every week.
06:25That's because we have.
06:29Sammy, come on.
06:30Sammy.
06:30I'm not giving these back.
06:31Well, you have to, Pete.
06:33I don't like these.
06:34Oh, that's not very nice.
06:35Hey, that's not nice.
06:36I'm giving these back, but you can't.
06:38Beg yourself, Ward.
06:39If you don't, I'm going to grab your foot.
06:41And I'm going to take your shoe.
06:43And I'm going to make your shoe.
06:44My shoe.
06:45Frank, come on.
06:46Okay, I bet.
06:47We're going to be late.
06:48We'll be fine.
06:49We're going to be fine.
06:59Being test today.
07:01Oh, wow.
07:02Hey, guys.
07:03We are truly sorry.
07:05Hi.
07:05Yeah, that's my sister, everyone.
07:07Hello.
07:09As you were.
07:12Hey, Nick.
07:13Your new sister-in-law.
07:15Hi.
07:15Wow.
07:16You're beautiful.
07:19Yes, she is.
07:19Yeah, I told you, right?
07:20Yeah, you did.
07:22So I'm going to get back to my wedding now, if that's okay.
07:25Please do.
07:26All right.
07:27So where?
07:28Six weeks ago, I was, while I was approaching 50, I was single.
07:33I was depressed.
07:35I was eating Hot Pockets every single night.
07:38I think I was what is technically known as a real catch.
07:43So I thought, why not?
07:45I mean, it is science, right?
07:47So I took the test.
07:50And it was this unbelievable woman.
07:56And two weeks later, my soulmate is now my wife.
08:02Yeah.
08:05So, a toast to my...
08:11Rose, I'm so happy you said yes.
08:14Let's get drunk.
08:34Hey, babe.
08:37Hey.
08:38One in ten million.
08:42So tell me, what did you think when you got the results?
08:46No, no, no.
08:47Woo-hoo!
08:48I couldn't believe it.
08:49I couldn't believe it.
08:51That was my day.
08:52Now, tell me about how you first met.
08:55Well, that's why you should ask.
08:58It was long, but, you know, it was okay.
09:02Danny still pretends he can't do numbers, so I had to reform all of the accounts in accordance with the
09:07new tax codes.
09:08It was epic.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Janitor slow-clapped me on my way out.
09:15Hmm?
09:17Never mind.
09:20Why are you watching this crap?
09:23When did we stop being the normal ones?
09:27What do you mean?
09:29This.
09:30Us.
09:33I'm looking at it.
09:36I'm going to take a shower.
09:37I know they say you know when you know, but I really did.
09:41I just knew it.
09:42I always knew it.
09:43So you guys are really lucky.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah, I mean, here we are.
09:46We're proof, you know.
09:47Well, this is too cute.
09:50Huh?
09:52So I just pulled my pants up and got the hell out of there.
09:55What?
09:55You know, hey, I want to give it up to my wife.
10:00Holy shit.
10:01So weird hearing you say that.
10:02For making the food and getting everyone together.
10:06I feel like we kind of got it backwards, right?
10:08You know, first a wedding, and then we get to meet each other's friends.
10:12So, so like, Peter, you took the test first?
10:15Uh-huh, yeah.
10:16Oh.
10:16Yeah, and I was a month later.
10:19Yeah, it was a long month.
10:21And did you guys, like, feel the pull?
10:24What's the pull?
10:26It's this thing that people say, the feeling that they get when their match is taking the
10:29test.
10:30They get a sense that someone's out there looking for them.
10:33So is it, is it true or is it bullshit?
10:36Hmm.
10:37So it is true.
10:38I was with someone else.
10:40Okay.
10:41It was a little complicated.
10:43No, it's fine.
10:44It's fine, right?
10:46I don't know.
10:46Go ahead.
10:47Tell everyone about Russell.
10:50Okay, I, I, I was with a guy named Russell.
10:55That's a dumb name, right?
10:57Russell.
10:59Anyway, there were all these little things about him that never bothered me before,
11:03and they, uh, they really started to get to me, you know, too much.
11:08It got in my head, you know, it just kept on going round and round.
11:12It was insane.
11:14So I took the test and I guess on some level I was hoping it would be Russell because anyway,
11:23it showed up Peter.
11:24Yes!
11:27And that was that.
11:28You know, I, I ended it the next day.
11:30I met Peter and, um, you say it.
11:35It was undeniable.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I have never been happier.
11:42I'm gonna be sick!
11:44I know, I know, we're gross.
11:46So now we have death, taxes, and love.
11:51Certainty sucks.
11:55You guys, you're married, right?
11:58Have you had the dog?
11:59Adele, just leave it.
12:01All married couples have to have the talk.
12:03You've never had the talk?
12:04No.
12:07No, we have never had the talk.
12:09No, it's not a thing.
12:10It's just, it's never been on our radar.
12:12We met at college.
12:14We've been married 15 years.
12:15Yeah.
12:16We've got two beautiful kids.
12:17Yeah, you do.
12:18Yeah.
12:21Hey, well, maybe you're soulmates anyway.
12:25Oh.
12:27Maybe?
12:29We had the dog.
12:30Here we go.
12:31We had to.
12:32It's practical.
12:44Hey, did you see their smug faces?
12:46Who?
12:47My old-ass smug brother and his new perfect person.
12:50What are you talking about?
12:53Come on.
12:54It was undeniable.
12:56Please, it was a rebound.
12:58Yeah.
12:59I mean, I did leave out the part of the story we got horribly dumped by Lainey.
13:04Yeah.
13:05You know, I like Lainey.
13:07What about Rose's ex?
13:09Russell?
13:10Poor guy.
13:11What did he ever do wrong?
13:13Yeah.
13:14Poor Russell.
13:15We've never met.
13:17Poor Russ.
13:19Rusty.
13:21Yeah.
13:21I should call him up, see if he wants to go for a beer.
13:24Make sure he's okay.
13:25Well, no.
13:26Because if I know Russ, he's actually already moved on because he's super hot.
13:31You're a real guy's guy, too.
13:32And Rose left him for Pete.
13:35Total dumbass.
13:36Mm-hmm.
13:57At that health and safety meeting they made us do today was beyond ridiculous.
14:02Oh.
14:03A health and safety story.
14:05Sounds like a great time for me to kill myself.
14:09That's so rude.
14:21A new way to hang
14:25Outside the window
14:29Beautiful and strange
14:34It must be
14:36A found in a way
14:40I must be
14:45Sound of color
15:01Jennifer?
15:05Not at all.
15:07Oh, God.
15:08Wish me luck.
15:09Good luck.
15:10You maniac.
15:12You'll wait for me, right?
15:13Yeah.
15:26Hi.
15:37Good luck.
15:37Good luck.
15:49Good luck.
15:50Good luck.
15:50Good luck.
15:50Good luck.
15:50Good luck.
16:00Good luck.
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