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00:01Say you love me.
00:02Previously on Sisters.
00:03I love you.
00:04I'm a cool dude.
00:05I work hard.
00:06I'd really like to take you out.
00:07I just got the largest divorce settlement my firm has ever seen.
00:11What?
00:12I've never had a woman like you before.
00:14And you never will again.
00:15Damn, you fine, Gary?
00:17We've been waiting to meet this mystery man for six months.
00:20Thank you for not telling the truth that Gary was married.
00:22First, I'd like to say I hate that we're here to talk about divorce.
00:26Where do we start?
00:27Let's start with your husband's name.
00:29Gary Marshall Borders.
00:36I'm sorry.
00:37What was his name?
00:39Gary Marshall Borders.
00:44I'm sorry.
00:45Would you like some water?
00:46No, thanks.
00:47I'm fine.
00:48I'm used to the heat.
00:49I'm from Albuquerque.
00:50Right.
00:51Okay.
00:54Would you excuse me for a moment?
00:57Yeah, sure.
00:59I had too much coffee.
01:00Mm.
01:01Gotcha.
01:02Yeah, no worries.
01:03Okay.
01:04Sure.
01:05You're right, man.
01:10Yep.
01:11Gotcha.
01:13Yeah, I do.
01:15Oh materie.
01:16And we had it all.
01:20Oh, dear.
01:21What have you taken from there?
01:22Why when something happened?
01:23No worries.
01:24It's gone.
01:25Any evidence to it told you I was like you,
01:28Okay, girl, I didn't make it.
01:57Karen.
01:58Okay, yeah, well, I know you didn't either, okay?
02:00Why was you so weak?
02:01Karen.
02:02Don't call me judging me, okay?
02:04At least Zach is not fair.
02:05Karen!
02:06She's here.
02:07Who?
02:08His wife.
02:10Where?
02:12She's in my office.
02:14What the hell are you talking about?
02:16The woman I want all that money for, she recommended me to her.
02:19Oh, that's a good thing.
02:21No, the hell it's not.
02:23Well, it means he's telling the truth.
02:25He's getting a divorce.
02:26You don't understand.
02:28She wants me to represent her.
02:30Oh, hell no.
02:31You can't do that.
02:32I know that.
02:33Well, just give it to someone else.
02:35Give it to another lawyer.
02:36She cannot be represented here at all.
02:38That is a clear conflict.
02:40Well, then you gotta tell your boss.
02:42What?
02:43That I am sleeping with a married man?
02:45Andy, what else you gonna do?
02:47You just got the job.
02:49I know.
02:50And I have never made this much money.
02:53What you gonna do, girl?
02:55I don't know.
02:56Look, you better figure it out.
02:59I'm gonna call you back.
03:01Okay.
03:02Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:04Bye for now.
03:05I love you.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:10Nah, don't care.
03:11So let's change your Papa so you can hold my husband.
03:12Yes.
03:13We literally get his Mutual Prix.
03:14Now we get this.
03:15llamizing for her son.
03:16So or
03:29sir i need to talk to you what are you doing she's waiting yes i know but i just need to
03:37tell you something before i go back and andy talk to her first i think that she needs another lawyer
03:43sir why because i am not suitable to handle this case i hate to be blunt but helen said
03:50she wanted a black woman she referred you to her what's the problem i think that there may be a
03:56conflict of interest listen this is just cold feet okay you got this you're gonna be great at it
04:03you made six million dollars for this firm in just two cases and eight hundred thousand for yourself
04:07this is another big one go on go get it we're counting on you make this work yes sir
04:26i'm so sorry
04:29no i'm sorry i just i never thought it would come to this i just i love him so much
04:45but i have to have standards you know i mean you have to hold them to the fire at some point
04:54otherwise they'll run all over you
04:58i have a really great associate who has been with us for many years and he has handled over 400 divorces
05:10he would be perfect no no no i want you helen said that you are the best and that
05:18you are almost like a therapist to her and and now she's so happy
05:26i just want to get out of this thing happy
05:30so i want you you and only you that man took my entire life he owes me bastard
05:40may i ask why you want a divorce
05:48how much time you got i got lots of reasons
05:52such as such as he's a liar a cheater cheater an abuser an abuser yes and i know he's cheating
06:05i know he's cheating with someone and i'm sick of it
06:08has he done this before
06:15yes
06:17do you have proof of his affairs he's careful so careful and whoever this woman is she's different
06:31he showers more he wears different clothes i hear him whispering and i want to know who that bitch is
06:44i'm sorry
06:51no don't be it's not your fault
06:55look i know he's gonna leave me
07:00but i want to beat him to it
07:03so i hired a private detective
07:05do they have anything
07:10as i said
07:14he's careful
07:15but i know he's gonna find something soon
07:18i think that she's at his gym
07:22why do you think that
07:26the private detective
07:29follows him to the gym at 5 a.m
07:32he parks at the building across the street
07:35but doesn't appear to the gym until an hour later
07:39you can help me
07:41can't you
07:46tell me more and i will see what i can do
07:51okay
07:53on saturdays
07:54we're supposed to meet at the mall
08:00i'm sorry
08:11about last night
08:16about everything
08:18i hear you
08:21but you don't accept my apology
08:25sack looks
08:27listen i just
08:28i just want things to go back to the way they were
08:31then you shouldn't have done what you did
08:34i know i know
08:35but what's done is done
08:37can we just move forward
08:38that ain't how it works that
08:40because you want to be mad
08:42no
08:43because i'm hurt
08:46you know what
08:50you don't get this
08:52and this
08:53selfish ass conversation
08:55that you are having with me right now
08:58just continues to inform me
09:00that you don't get this
09:01i get it
09:02no
09:03you don't
09:04you think just because i you last night it's all good
09:07we cool
09:08if i can recall i did all the
09:10we got jokes right now
09:13no i don't
09:15i'm just trying to make you laugh
09:17by telling a joke about
09:19you know what that just made me think about
09:24you and her
09:26you know what i was thinking about last night when you was on your knees
09:29how you did that to her
09:31why would you be thinking about her
09:33this between you and me
09:35you know what
09:36can't you just get out
09:37cause i regret last night's show
09:39okay
09:40alright
09:41you was weak
09:42i was weak
09:43but you still mad
09:44and i'm still in the dark house
09:45all i'm saying is we gotta move forward
09:47that's all baby
09:48no
09:50that ain't all
09:51then what
09:53you forgot one thing
09:55what
09:57you still want me to leave
10:00cause you still want me to leave
10:01damn right
10:03you know what
10:06i'm not even trying to upset you right now
10:09you got a long day ahead of you
10:11i won't be here when you get back
10:14okay
10:17thanks for the best
10:19okay
10:20okay
10:21okay
10:22and then you said he wouldn't be there when i got home
10:33well that's what you wanted
10:34no it ain't
10:35you asked him to leave
10:36why'd he wake up and just agree
10:37care
10:38no you know what he came into my bedroom last night okay
10:39i know he heard my vibrator
10:40he knew i was horny
10:41he knew that he got to me
10:42okay
10:43will you calm down
10:44he played me
10:45he played me
10:46he played me
10:47he did not play you
10:48you asked him to leave
10:49well he shoulda stayed
10:50didn't we have a conversation about mixed signals
10:54this is not a mixed signal Brina
10:55no
11:11okay
11:12i didn't
11:14i don't know
11:15a mixed signal, Brina.
11:18I wonder if that hoe texted him.
11:20Karen?
11:21Nope, that is what happened, Brina.
11:23She texted him, and she told him to come on over.
11:25She told him to come on!
11:27You know I hate it when you go down this rabbit hole.
11:29I'm telling you!
11:31You don't know that to be true.
11:33You know what? I know who will.
11:34Uh-uh. Karen, no.
11:36Do not involve Danny.
11:37Please don't involve her.
11:39You know she's like the Insta-FBI.
11:41She's gonna be all over social media
11:42trying to put this all together.
11:43Okay, I'm not gonna tell her, okay?
11:45Because I ain't running after him no more.
11:47Good. Look, I gotta go
11:49because I gotta open up this bank,
11:50and I will talk to you later.
11:52Okay.
11:53And tell Danny I said hi.
11:55What?
11:55Oh, you will be calling her by lunch.
11:57No, I will not, okay? Bye.
12:00Uh, okay. I'll talk to you later.
12:02Bye.
12:03Shit.
12:08Come on.
12:11Oh, good morning.
12:12Sabrina, I just wanted you to witness this.
12:14I got a delivery for...
12:16Me, darling.
12:18Um, are you Sabrina Hollins?
12:19Oh!
12:20No, that thought is right there.
12:22You a hater. That's me.
12:24I'll sign right here.
12:26Wow.
12:31Ugly-ass flowers.
12:32I don't like them no way.
12:36What you signing, girl?
12:37The Declaration of Independence?
12:38Thank you so much.
12:39Who are they from?
12:42Hmm.
12:45Calvin.
12:46Hmm?
12:47Oh, thanks for a great dinner,
12:49and I can't wait to see you again
12:50so you can tell me it was black.
12:53What's black?
12:54Hmm.
12:55We were at dinner,
12:57and he was just making this joke
12:59about how my dress is blue,
13:00but it's black.
13:02It was super fun.
13:03That don't sound funny to me.
13:06You are the worst.
13:10So did you sleep with him, girl?
13:13What are you talking about?
13:15I know you went out with my man,
13:17so I just need to know
13:18did you take him home
13:18and do the damn thing or not?
13:21No.
13:22He just seems like a nice guy.
13:25Well, sending flowers and shit,
13:26it seems very quick.
13:27Hush up.
13:28You gonna see him again?
13:33As a matter of fact, I might.
13:36Mm.
13:37It does say lunch.
13:39Don't.
13:39Question mark.
13:41What?
13:42Don't make yourself so available.
13:44I'm not making myself available?
13:47I'm not doing anything.
13:49Then find something to do.
13:50You can't be available
13:51every time he calls.
13:53I'm not playing those games.
13:55You can't win
13:56unless you play the game.
13:58I'm not doing that.
14:00Cool.
14:01Well, be available.
14:03He'll be gone in two weeks.
14:05How do you know that?
14:07Hm.
14:08I know men, Sabrina.
14:10I am one.
14:12Well.
14:13What are you trying to say?
14:14No.
14:15Hold on, hold on, hold on.
14:16Don't get offended.
14:17Of course you're a man.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:18Oh, yes, you're a man,
14:19but, I mean,
14:22you were a little misleading.
14:25Huh?
14:26You did say that he was into you.
14:28No, I still stand by that.
14:31You're clearly wrong.
14:34Cool.
14:36Enjoy your two weeks.
14:38When's the last time
14:39you had a relationship
14:40that lasted longer than two weeks?
14:42Exactly my point.
14:46Go open the door.
14:48We got a bank to run.
14:49You came here early today, too, huh?
15:02Hey.
15:03Hey, girl.
15:04Tito, come bring her
15:06to the drive cabin.
15:07Get.
15:09Hey.
15:10Girl, you look like I fell.
15:11What's up?
15:11No, you first.
15:13No, you go ahead.
15:15No, you tell me.
15:17Garrett.
15:19Look, I'm sorry.
15:19Go ahead.
15:20Go on.
15:21No.
15:22I...
15:22You first.
15:24Zach left his owner
15:29without putting up a fight
15:30and I just...
15:32I think he's with that girl.
15:34Damn.
15:34I know.
15:35What the hell?
15:37Every black woman in the city
15:38can't be going through this shit.
15:40Can't be.
15:41All right, come here.
15:42I'm out of here.
15:43Okay, but I'm meeting up with Andy, so...
15:45Wait.
15:47Then we won't be able to talk about this.
15:49I know.
15:50She gonna be too busy
15:51talking about my situation anyway.
15:53Good point.
15:54Give me a break.
15:55Right.
15:56Was Brie coming?
15:57No.
15:58She got a date.
15:59With the guy from last night?
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:01Oh, he's taking her out again.
16:03Lunch apparently.
16:05Wow.
16:06Well, I hope she has better luck than me.
16:09Yeah.
16:09I mean, us.
16:11No, Zach, no.
16:12You mean you.
16:13No, I mean us.
16:15You ready?
16:16Oh, you gonna change the subject?
16:17Are you ready?
16:18Yeah, I am ready.
16:18Okay.
16:20I'll be back in a little bit, okay?
16:22Oh.
16:25Has anybody ever told you you marched?
16:27Uh, no.
16:38Are you serious?
16:40You mean to tell me you've never come here before?
16:42No.
16:43Oh, what, it's too much of a dive for you?
16:46No.
16:47No.
16:48I mean, I love it.
16:50I just can't, you know, eat like this every day.
16:53This grown woman's weight won't fall off her like it used to.
16:55Girl, what are you talking about?
16:57You look terrific.
16:58Stop.
17:01See that right there?
17:03What?
17:04Your smile.
17:06It's like life.
17:08Okay, stop.
17:08Okay, stop.
17:11No, you're smile.
17:12That's where life should be.
17:14You're beautiful.
17:15Okay, Calvin.
17:16What?
17:18What's up?
17:19Where is your girlfriend?
17:20Oh, wow.
17:21I knew this was coming.
17:22Well, you did ask me.
17:24All right.
17:26Well, there's the door if you want to run, because...
17:28No, I'm ready.
17:31Go.
17:32Okay.
17:33Well, I'm single because I have a kid and a baby mama that's batshit crazy.
17:40Hmm.
17:41Okay.
17:43Why didn't you two make it?
17:44Did you not hear the phrasing part?
17:47Yes, but there had to have been a time when you found her attractive, right?
17:53Are we speaking honestly?
17:55That's the only way I want to speak.
17:57It was her body.
17:59Wow, that is so shallow.
18:01No, no, no, wait.
18:01Before you start dragging me, all right?
18:04Like any other man, I saw her.
18:06Thought she was sexy.
18:07Where?
18:07I hit her up.
18:08On the ground?
18:10Yeah.
18:12Hmm.
18:13All right, go ahead.
18:13Keep going.
18:15So, I hit her up, you know, slid in her DM.
18:20We knew each other for like two days.
18:23Next thing I know, she's talking about that she loves me and she wants to be with me, and
18:26it was, ah.
18:29That's scary.
18:30Yeah, tell me about it.
18:32That's not even the scary part.
18:34We only had sex one time.
18:36Now I got a baby boy.
18:38Wow.
18:39Yeah.
18:41But you do know it only takes one time, right?
18:44Yeah.
18:45I don't know.
18:46I mean, my baby boy, he's amazing.
18:49What?
18:50My baby mama.
18:51That's crazy.
18:52Crazy.
18:53Right.
18:53I got it.
18:54So you understand.
18:55Crazy.
18:57Calvin?
18:59Oh, my God.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:02Look at you.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:04Oh, my.
19:05It is so good to see you.
19:07It's good to see you.
19:08I can't believe it.
19:09This is crazy.
19:10It is.
19:10How have you been?
19:11So good.
19:12Good.
19:13Oh, I'm so sorry.
19:14Sabrina, this is Laz.
19:16Laz, this is Sabrina.
19:17Hi.
19:18Hi.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:19My car's outside.
19:20Will you please call me?
19:21I miss you.
19:22I miss you.
19:22Please.
19:23Please call me, please.
19:24I definitely will.
19:25Definitely, man.
19:25You already know.
19:26Is that thing you did last time I saw you?
19:27I am still in pain.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:29I can't believe you.
19:30Of course I do.
19:31It was good to meet you, Katrina.
19:33It's a freak.
19:36Wow.
19:40Good old lass.
19:42Oh.
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:45You have a little lip.
19:47Oh.
19:49Mm-hmm.
19:49Good old woman.
19:51Gotta go.
19:52You know, I have an appointment.
19:54Mm-hmm.
19:54So I think I should get out of here.
19:56Okay, well, I guess I'll just go grab the check.
19:59Mm-hmm.
19:59That's him texting you?
20:23No, it's Bree.
20:25Oh.
20:26What'd she say?
20:27She asked where we are, and she said, don't move.
20:32She's on the way, apparently.
20:34Well.
20:36You better hurry up and finish this conversation before she and Danny get here.
20:41Girl, what am I gonna do?
20:44What else did she say?
20:46I mean, some of everything.
20:48The man she described, she said he yells at her, and he belittles her, and...
20:54I mean, I've never seen any of that.
20:58Andy, you can't take that lady's case.
21:00I know.
21:01I'm just gonna go back to my job, and I'm gonna tell him I can't do it.
21:06What reason will you give him?
21:08You're gonna help me think of that.
21:10Oh.
21:10Please?
21:11Mm-mm.
21:12I don't know.
21:14I really don't.
21:15I don't know nothing about law.
21:16Neither do I, apparently.
21:19Andy.
21:20You could lose your job.
21:23You remember how hard you worked in law school.
21:25You can't lose that for that man.
21:28Yeah.
21:28And, girl, she hired a private detective to follow him every morning.
21:34When he's with you?
21:37They're trying to figure out why he parks in this building and waits an hour to go to a workout.
21:42Your building?
21:44Yes.
21:45Girl.
21:45The gym is across the street.
21:47I don't like this.
21:48I don't like this at all.
21:49Neither do I.
21:50But I have to tell my boss.
21:52Why did she choose me?
21:53Girl.
21:59What?
22:01You think she knows?
22:04No.
22:05Wait.
22:07What if she knows it's you and she's messing with you, Andy?
22:12I don't think she'll go through the trouble of doing all that just to mess with me.
22:17No, that's correct.
22:18Don't put it past her.
22:19Just talk to your boss.
22:20Okay.
22:25Hey, girl.
22:26What's up?
22:28How you doing?
22:30Hey.
22:31How are you?
22:32I'm sorry.
22:34I just...
22:35For what?
22:36Well, what'd he do now?
22:38Girl, I just wanted to take you to lunch.
22:40Stop.
22:41What did I do?
22:42Nothing.
22:43Nothing.
22:45You two never call me for lunch.
22:48Well, I wanted to.
22:49So?
22:50Oh.
22:52Okay.
22:54Uh, yeah.
22:55So I did charge my Amazon bill to your account.
22:59But you know I'm gonna pay you back, Karen.
23:02You gotta bring me here.
23:04Shake me down.
23:05I didn't know you did that, Danny.
23:07Mm.
23:07Forget I said it until the first.
23:12I just wanted to bring you lunch.
23:14That's it.
23:15So.
23:15Oh, shit.
23:16Who died?
23:17Oh, my God.
23:18What did you do?
23:18Come on.
23:19Nobody died.
23:20Okay?
23:20I just wanted to talk to you.
23:22That's all.
23:24Okay.
23:26Zach said some things, and I just wanted to get your opinion on it.
23:31Yes.
23:32You know what?
23:32I'm just, I'm not hooking anyone else up.
23:35You know what?
23:35Why?
23:35Um.
23:36That should just, that should just whoop his ass.
23:39What'd he do now?
23:40Can I get a drink, please?
23:42Girl, you about to go back to work.
23:44Right?
23:44What are you talking about?
23:44Exactly.
23:46It'll help me from killing a bitch.
23:48I need peach vodka.
23:55That's what he did.
23:57No.
23:58That don't sound right.
23:59I know.
24:00Am I being crazy?
24:03Yes.
24:04No.
24:05He got up and left without a fight.
24:08Right.
24:10He went that home.
24:11Okay, see.
24:12You think so?
24:13You two?
24:14You don't need to talk to each other.
24:15You make each other crazy.
24:17No, Karen.
24:18You right.
24:19He went that home.
24:21You, you think so, right?
24:23Yeah.
24:24She probably called him this morning and told him he could come stay where her.
24:26That's what I said.
24:27Don't do this, Karen.
24:28I promise you, I can find out.
24:31Thank you, girl.
24:32I will.
24:33No.
24:33I just want to know.
24:34Got you.
24:35Hey, girl.
24:36You're late.
24:37We got to go back to work.
24:39He kissed a man.
24:41Oh, we got time.
24:44What are you talking about?
24:48Well, we were sitting in there.
24:52Mm-hmm.
24:53And then this guy comes in.
24:55And I mean, that bitch was beat.
24:59He had the heels and the head wrap.
25:03But a full beard.
25:05And the eyebrows were arched.
25:09Yes, Auntie.
25:10Stop it.
25:13You talking about the man that you met last night?
25:16Calvin.
25:18Yes.
25:19Okay.
25:19I mean, then the guy, you know, he comes up, and they greet, and they say hi, and then
25:23they hug.
25:25Really?
25:27Really tight.
25:28Mm.
25:29And then the guy says,
25:31The last time I saw you, you were in so much pain.
25:35What are you doing?
25:42You understand how much room I got?
25:44Fall out?
25:46Stop it.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:48This is not funny.
25:49I'm sorry.
25:50Danny, stop.
25:51I'm not.
25:52Stop.
25:52Okay?
25:53Go ahead.
25:53Go ahead, Brina.
25:54I'm listening.
25:55Danny.
25:57Okay.
25:58Did he introduce you?
26:01Yes.
26:02Good.
26:03Um, did he say who it was?
26:05He didn't say a damn thing.
26:07Maybe, because there's nothing to tell.
26:10Maybe.
26:10Well, he's been getting that tale, and then pinning the dick on the donkey.
26:17Of course.
26:18Of course.
26:18See, why do I even tell you anything?
26:21You know it.
26:22That's why you confide.
26:23Well, I'm not talking to him no more.
26:25Wait a minute.
26:26Brina, why don't you just ask him?
26:28No.
26:29Look, look.
26:30This is what you do.
26:31You take him home.
26:32You pull out your vibrator.
26:34And you see if you, you know, he let him not go up in there with it.
26:38Um, could we not do this at lunch?
26:40Oh, don't act like you wasn't fucking Gary last night.
26:44The man you claim you is going to be leaving.
26:47Um, did you break it off?
26:49Very nice plates, actually.
26:50Yep.
26:51Did you break it off?
26:53Um, no.
26:55The dick?
26:56But I will.
26:57I will.
26:58I will.
26:59Soon.
26:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:01That D too good.
27:02And he's fine as hell.
27:04That's true.
27:05Dr. Cumberland's bad with you feeling it.
27:07Also true.
27:09Wait a minute.
27:10What?
27:12You really called her about Zach?
27:13No.
27:15No.
27:16No?
27:18And you're really going to listen to her?
27:20You know she's always going off the deep end.
27:22That's where the truth is.
27:26Sometimes.
27:27Like that time when, oh, what's his name?
27:30Craig.
27:30Craig.
27:31It's Craig.
27:31Craig, he was, yeah, you thought he was cheating on you, but you actually chased his mama down.
27:37Girl, you broke that woman's hip.
27:39I should have.
27:41Nobody told that old bitch to be in red bottoms.
27:43She looked young from the back.
27:44She's 70.
27:46She was still smaller than me, with them brittle-ass bones.
27:49You're lucky you didn't get sued.
27:51No.
27:52I didn't know the bitch had osteoporosis.
27:55I contributed to the fun afterwards.
27:57Okay, all I have to say, don't listen to her.
28:02Just making my point.
28:03Good point.
28:04It's over.
28:05You good.
28:07Because I'm telling the truth, all right?
28:08Listen, I'll show you.
28:09Come to my house tonight.
28:11We'll go through the ground.
28:12Okay.
28:12No.
28:13And I'll put it all together for you.
28:14Don't do it.
28:15Don't do it.
28:15For a small fee.
28:16Don't do it.
28:18Bring wine and read.
28:20I gots to go.
28:22Listen.
28:24Call me when he calls you.
28:26I will.
28:26Did y'all pay the bell?
28:28No, you got it right.
28:29Yeah.
28:29Oh, I'm trapped.
28:31Help me.
28:32Help yourself.
28:33Help.
28:34What?
28:36Those aren't my friends.
28:49You're late.
28:50I'm sorry.
28:51You know I cannot leave until you come back.
28:53No, I said I'm sorry.
28:55So how was lunch?
28:58Good.
29:00What was he wearing?
29:03Jeans.
29:05Did he smell good, girl?
29:08Okay.
29:09Where is your head at?
29:11Nowhere.
29:11It's just a look, book, chapter, and verse.
29:15Don't you have to go to lunch?
29:17Oh, girl.
29:17I can eat and talk.
29:18Great.
29:21Tell me, girl.
29:23Okay.
29:24Can I ask you something?
29:26Oh, this is gonna be good, huh?
29:28Never mind.
29:30Don't do that.
29:31Come on.
29:31What did he do?
29:32Tell extravaganza.
29:34Who's extravaganza?
29:37It's my drag name.
29:38Hmm.
29:39That's cute.
29:40What did he do?
29:42Is it wrong for me to assume that a man is gay because he has gay friends?
29:47Oh, yeah.
29:47That's ignorant as shit.
29:50You're right.
29:51What kind of gay friend?
29:53What do you mean?
29:54You know the L, the G, the B, the T, the Q, the I, or the A.
29:58Why does that matter?
30:00Well, it doesn't matter if the friends are lesbian.
30:04Well, I mean, there was this guy who came into the restaurant.
30:08Mm-hmm.
30:09You know, his name is Lazz.
30:10Now, was his name Lazz or was his name Lazz?
30:14Maurice.
30:20Anyway, they greeted each other.
30:23And they hugged.
30:25And then they kissed.
30:28Wait, wait, wait.
30:29Where he kissed a man?
30:32On the lips.
30:33Oh, yeah, girl.
30:34He's just as gay as my unicorn picnic basket.
30:38Okay, nothing wrong with that.
30:40But it's true.
30:42Come on.
30:43Will you talk to me?
30:46Do you like him?
30:48No.
30:49Yes, you do.
30:50Because if you didn't, you wouldn't be bothered.
30:53I mean, he just seems like a really nice guy.
30:56I was just thrown off by that.
30:58Just ask him.
31:00I already did.
31:01He told me he was straight.
31:03Straight, straight, or straight with a twist?
31:05Can't you just find out if he is and, like, you know, ask around or something?
31:10Absolutely.
31:12How about I just hop on the Queen's hotline and see if anybody knows him?
31:16Because all of us gays know each other.
31:19You know what?
31:20You're just being silly.
31:21So I don't talk to you.
31:23Just ask the man, okay?
31:25You suck.
31:26And you better hope your man don't swallow.
31:29Okay?
31:31I'm such an asshole.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:32Oh, that too.
31:35Get back to work.
31:36Next, please.
31:39Hey, how are you?
31:40I'm about to leave.
31:55How'd it go?
31:56I need to talk to you, sir.
31:58Okay, sounds serious.
32:00Yes, it is.
32:02I think I know what this is about.
32:04You do?
32:05Yeah, I was looking over the salary offer we made you, and it's really low and unfair.
32:10I think we should bump it about 11%.
32:12That'll put you right on par with Nelson, our other recruit.
32:15Well, I appreciate that.
32:15He did go to Harvard, you know.
32:17Yes, but I also...
32:18Listen, I don't want to get in to negotiate with you.
32:21You're a hell of a negotiator.
32:22And I know you have other offers.
32:24And if you don't, you will.
32:26I just want to make sure you're happy here.
32:31I can't represent Jasmine Borders.
32:34Why?
32:35Because there is a clear conflict of interest.
32:38How conflicted?
32:40It's extreme.
32:42That's really disappointing.
32:43I'm sorry, too, because I think I'm going to have to hold off on that salary offer.
32:47I don't think you understand, but Helen, who recommended her, is the head of the Ryan House,
32:51the elite women of the town.
32:52And they meet every Wednesday to talk about school, kids, whatever their husbands are doing.
32:58Morris and Winston had them for years and made millions.
33:03And you brought them to us.
33:05I can still do my job.
33:07Not if you turn tail on her best friend.
33:09But the conflict is going to...
33:10I think you need to think long and hard about this conflict.
33:14And be sure that it is a conflict.
33:15I know her husband.
33:20How?
33:26I see.
33:30I'm sorry.
33:31You should go home.
33:36Are you firing me?
33:39No.
33:40Hell no.
33:42But you should go home.
33:43I don't want you to think about what I said.
33:47Think about that conflict.
33:49And is it really a conflict?
33:51Attorney Barnes.
33:56We never had this conversation.
33:58Hey, ladies.
34:12You good?
34:13All right.
34:13All right.
34:16Hey!
34:17God, come on!
34:18Danny, every day!
34:19No, sir.
34:20Get your ass off this cart and come talk to me right now.
34:24I got to get these old ladies.
34:26Danny!
34:27Danny!
34:28Tell them old bitches they broke down.
34:30Danny, you messing with my tip money!
34:33What are you doing?
34:34Give me my key.
34:37Hold on.
34:41There it is.
34:42Almost.
34:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:44Really?
34:44Take it.
34:45Girl, I will take it.
34:46You know, you're messing over my friend, right?
34:49She's a good woman.
34:50I know that, Danny.
34:51I know that.
34:52Then why did you leave?
34:53She told me to leave.
34:55She didn't mean that she...
34:58You see this right here?
34:59This right here is what's wrong with y'all.
35:00That's why y'all all single.
35:02Yes, because y'all crazy.
35:04I'll slap the shit out you.
35:06Go ahead on with that, Danny.
35:08My girl has been there for you.
35:10I know that.
35:11She'll never let me forget it.
35:13All right.
35:14What are you talking about?
35:16She always on my shit.
35:17All right, just because I can't pay a bill
35:19or I need to borrow the car.
35:21Nobody want to hear that every day.
35:22I'm a grown-ass man.
35:25Well, get a better job.
35:27With my record,
35:28I'm happy as hell to have this one.
35:32So, because you're in your feelings,
35:34you're going to let the best thing that ever happened
35:36just pass you right back.
35:39You...
35:39See that?
35:41That's...that's Kim.
35:42You don't give it.
35:43Tell me.
35:46I know I'm trying.
35:48You know I'm on your side.
35:50You're on my side?
35:50Yes.
35:51So then give me my key back
35:52so I can go make some more money.
35:53What are you saying?
35:55You know I'll take that key, right?
35:57Do it.
35:58That's good.
36:01Boy, don't do that.
36:02You...
36:02I'll put you right here on this carpet like a rabbit.
36:04You don't want that.
36:05You don't want to...
36:06in front of these people.
36:08I don't know them,
36:09but give me the damn key.
36:16That's not it.
36:16Nope.
36:19Actually, come here.
36:20Come here.
36:21Come here.
36:21Don't do it.
36:22Are you kidding me?
36:23You were going to do it, weren't you?
36:25It feels good.
36:28Ooh.
36:30It's good to myself.
36:35You ain't...
36:39You just like your friend.
36:40She reminds me every day.
36:41Why are these keys so sweaty?
36:47I got a warm bosom.
36:52Short circuit the cart.
36:56Cart coming through?
36:58Cart coming through.
37:01Yo, khakis.
37:01I said cart coming through.
37:03Bro, you ain't paying attention.
37:04No.
37:34it ain't all it's cracked up to be excuse me marriage trust me
37:46Aaron Carter Karen how are you tired excuse me you see that right there that
37:59attitude is why you're single oh first of all you asshole I'm not single and second I'm gonna
38:06watch who the hell you talking to you do the same with your rude ass rude me yeah I'm just saying
38:12hi to you can't even say hi back whatever okay see that's why they white women and try to give
38:19us this a chance they got attitude about every damn wait a minute a chance what chance you ain't
38:25never had a chance even when you walked up here okay yes yes some of us do have an attitude
38:29because we are tired of playing weak so sorry ass like you could feel strong no no no no no no okay
38:34we are tired of dumbing ourselves down so that your ego can be inflated try to play your mama
38:40your daddy and your damn therapist when all we really want to do is just be
38:44be us be women so get the out of here with that shit okay that way bye
38:52hey babe I've been calling you all day I just got called into Albuquerque last-minute things so I can't see
39:17you tomorrow morning I love you I hope you're kicking ass today
39:21leave me alone please
39:40I just want to apologize
39:43okay good now let me be gone come on look I'm going through some things too all right
39:49I just found out my wife is screwing around on me I'm mad I came out here I saw you and
39:54I ended up taking it out on you when it's really all my stuff so I apologize
39:59was she white
40:02I don't know why race has to be
40:05and she was white
40:08look I got some ice cream too
40:12do you want some company
40:13I don't know you
40:15I mean you cussed me out like you did
40:18can you leave me alone please
40:19all right
40:23well you got the right idea so
40:25I'll be over sitting in my truck
40:27going into a sugar coma too
40:29okay
40:30yeah
40:31wait um
40:32what kind you got
40:35vanilla
40:39thanks
40:43really
40:45give in
40:47can we start over
41:03I'm Eric
41:06Karen
41:09it's nice to meet you Karen
41:11me too
41:13thanks for the ice cream
41:16I'm glad my feet are killing me
41:22so we'll get settled
41:26what the
41:28next on sisters
41:35I'm honored to be invited
41:38what are you having
41:38anything black
41:40I'm just mad at every man in the world today
41:43I wish I could just
41:43shoot fire from my boobs and burn them all off the plane
41:46man that's harsh
41:47you not gonna ask for my number
41:48I am not gonna let some horrible
41:51miserable wicked person without a soul
41:53destroy my marriage
41:55anyone who speaks with another person's husband is clearly the devil
41:59I am tired of your bullshit
42:00Eddie
42:01now get out
42:02Eddie please
42:02get out
42:03what are you saying
42:05oh
42:08I am
42:13I am
42:17I am
42:19oh
42:22I am
42:22the
42:23I
42:24what
42:24I am
42:26I am
42:26I am
42:27I am
42:28I am
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