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00:30I'm your host, Neu Heidecker. I'm so happy to be here.
00:34What a crowd. Look at you guys.
00:36Thank you guys so much for showing up here today.
00:40We're going to talk about movies.
00:41Everybody at home, we're going to be providing you
00:44with some up-to-date information on the movies.
00:49I've, the past few weeks, have come out here
00:50and done a little Tonight Show monologue.
00:53It's been a lot of fun for me.
00:55I've been asked by Mrs. Reynolds
00:58to keep the politics out of it.
01:01Got some complaints from somebody out there.
01:03I don't know who has an issue with just...
01:06I don't think it was that heavy of stuff.
01:08It was just kind of commenting on the news.
01:10but I'm happy to keep it light.
01:15And, you know, we got Christmas coming up.
01:20Anybody excited for Christmas?
01:22I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about religious stuff.
01:25The holidays, right?
01:29People are saying happy holidays now.
01:37New Year's is always interesting.
01:38How many people are excited about it?
01:40Do you guys do New Year's here?
01:41Do you do a little New Year's Eve?
01:45Yeah, that'll be good.
01:46It's coming up.
01:48All right, well, let's get the show on the road.
01:50We've got a lot of movies to talk about today.
01:51We've got a new guest.
01:53Same guest, actually, from last week, but...
01:55Hey, guys.
01:56Hang on, I did not...
01:57Did you hear your name?
01:58Did you hear back there?
01:59You said you had a guest.
02:00Okay, that's okay.
02:02You did say you have a guest.
02:03I do have a guest.
02:04Greg Turkington, of course.
02:05Hey, guys.
02:07It's movie time.
02:08All right.
02:10Thank you.
02:14All right.
02:15Let's talk movies.
02:18All right.
02:19Well, we had a great Tuesday.
02:25We had a great time.
02:26We both came by for the Arts and Crafts Night
02:28and got into some trouble here with everybody.
02:33Yeah, and we actually put together a little film
02:35to show the viewers at home what we've been doing here
02:37with our Arts and Crafts Night, if we can roll that.
02:41Let's take a look at that now.
02:42I like this.
02:42This is the Arts and Crafts Night from the other night.
02:44It's kind of a neat little look.
02:56Okay.
02:57Fantastic.
02:59Hey, cloud.
03:00You know, we could almost see it as a cartoon.
03:01Hey, cloud.
03:05Hmm.
03:05Peanut.
03:07That's good.
03:08It could be trimmed a little bit more
03:09because there's a little bit on the edge there.
03:12It could be just a little tighter,
03:13maybe off the top
03:14because we don't want to cut into the title of the movie
03:16at the bottom.
03:18I'll just cut like a sixteenth of an inch off the top
03:20and that'll fit better on the tape case.
03:28Hit that button to stop it
03:30and then you start the next episode.
03:32And then you start it after the opening credits.
03:34We're going to get the credits cut out.
03:36Right on the line.
03:53Right on the line.
03:53That was pretty interesting, and you can see me.
04:21It was fun.
04:23Dad and I had a little,
04:24we were working on some cartoon ideas that you had
04:28and had a lot of fun.
04:30I'm not really much of an illustrator, you know,
04:33more, it's one of the things
04:35I've never really participated in.
04:38But it was fun to experiment with drawing,
04:41and I really got a kick out of it.
04:43Very cool.
04:44Dad and I have been talking about
04:47a couple of interesting ideas.
04:49I don't want to give too much away,
04:51but potentially something exciting in the works.
04:56All right.
04:57Anything else you got
04:58before we jump into the movies here?
05:01I have an announcement tonight
05:02for tonight's movie that we watch
05:04after we're done taping.
05:05It's actually a world premiere.
05:08So for tonight,
05:09The Grand Terrace Manor
05:10is a Hollywood movie premiere.
05:14So I hope everybody's dressed
05:15like you would like to be
05:16at the grand world premiere
05:18of a major motion picture
05:20that is going to be seen
05:21for the first time here.
05:22All right, cool.
05:22Very excited about it.
05:23Let's get into our movies today.
05:25Got a couple of good ones.
05:26Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
05:29Directed by Ruben Fleischer,
05:30starring Jesse Eisenberg,
05:32Woody Harrelson of Cheers,
05:33and Dave Franco.
05:35A diamond heist reunites
05:37retired horseman illusionists
05:41with the new performers
05:43Greenblatt Smith and Sessa
05:46as they target dangerous criminals.
05:48What did you think of
05:49Now You See Me, Now You Don't?
05:50Speaking of Now You See Me,
05:52Now You Don't,
05:52you'll never guess who I saw
05:53the other night.
05:54It was Tony Newman.
05:55Mm, okay.
05:57I went over to pick up
05:58a Titanic DVD
06:00that she had borrowed from me.
06:01and far for a few minutes.
06:05Joe was there, too.
06:07Okay.
06:08Anyway.
06:09Yeah, this is a cool movie.
06:10It's...
06:11Well, did she...
06:11What did she...
06:12I mean, you're saying where...
06:14You saw Joe...
06:14Tony's New Place.
06:16And Joe was where?
06:17He was there.
06:19Okay, and what did he have to say?
06:20Did he have any explanation
06:21for what was going on there?
06:23That's interesting.
06:24I would like to...
06:25If you don't mind,
06:26while we're here,
06:27I want to get your deposition.
06:29Sorry, folks.
06:29Just one sec.
06:31because I want...
06:33I want to get this
06:34contemporaneously.
06:38Stand by.
06:39This is...
06:40You should...
06:41I don't want to do this
06:41on the show,
06:42but you should be telling me
06:43this the second it...
06:44Hey, Grok,
06:45I need you to take a deposition.
06:49I'm not quite set up for that.
06:52All right.
06:53Can you just record
06:54my friend's audio here
06:55because he's about
06:56to provide evidence?
06:57Just tell me what he said.
06:58Just use the recording setting.
07:02You don't need Grok.
07:03You don't need Grok.
07:04Just go open the voice memo.
07:06Grok, I need you
07:07to depose my friend here.
07:09I don't need Grok.
07:10Just open the voice memo.
07:10He's got information
07:11regarding our lawsuit.
07:15All right, yeah.
07:15What do you want?
07:16Yeah, I'll do a voice memo here
07:18because I want this word for word.
07:20And sorry, folks.
07:21We'll get right to the movies
07:22in a sec.
07:24Go ahead.
07:25They didn't really have much to say.
07:28They were just laughing
07:29about the Sizzler lawsuit,
07:31which they thought was funny.
07:34That's it.
07:35And then I got the DVD back.
07:37What was their...
07:39So they acknowledge
07:40that they're...
07:43They said they were getting
07:44emails from you
07:45about that you were suing Sizzler
07:48and they were laughing about it
07:49and thought it was ridiculous.
07:50Well, there's nothing funny about it.
07:51It's what's happening.
07:52I'm just telling you
07:53what they said.
07:54I'm confused.
07:58And...
07:58Okay, so start again.
08:01You ran into what time?
08:04Oh, probably 9 p.m.
08:07Okay.
08:07You go and pick up a what DVD?
08:11A DVD?
08:12Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.
08:13A DVD?
08:14Yeah.
08:15Really?
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:16Okay, and who is at the residence?
08:21Tony.
08:21Okay.
08:22Tony Newman?
08:23Your wife.
08:23Ex-wife?
08:24And Joe Estevez, the actor.
08:26And I don't know.
08:29They were just...
08:30They were just hanging out.
08:32And they were...
08:32They were watching TV
08:34and they were...
08:35They had some wine
08:36and I don't know.
08:37I was only there for a minute.
08:38I just was picking up the DVD
08:40and then they said
08:42that you had been
08:43sending threatening emails.
08:46I'm not sending threatening emails.
08:47I'm just telling you what they said.
08:49I know, but for the record,
08:50I'm stating that we are pursuing
08:53a lawsuit against Sizzler
08:55for aiding and abetting
08:56an adulterous behavior.
08:59Well, they thought
09:00that it was a ridiculous lawsuit
09:02or something.
09:02I don't know.
09:03They just said
09:04they were laughing
09:05about the Sizzler thing
09:06and they were saying
09:07that you were sending
09:08too many emails
09:09to both of them.
09:11All right.
09:12First of all,
09:12I'm not saying the emails.
09:13Grok is.
09:14Okay.
09:15Anyway.
09:16Yeah, Now You See It,
09:17Now You Don't.
09:18This is actually
09:19the third
09:20Now You See It movie.
09:21Has anybody here
09:22seen the others?
09:25This is actually
09:25the third one.
09:26It's sort of a heist movie
09:28with Woody Harrelson,
09:29Jesse Eisenberg.
09:31I've seen the other two.
09:33This one
09:34also featured
09:35a cameo from...
09:38Woody Harrelson.
09:39No, he's one
09:40of the main cast.
09:41a cameo
09:42from Daniel Radcliffe
09:45who plays Harry Potter
09:47in the Harry Potter movie.
09:49So he's in this
09:49as well
09:50in sort of a cameo
09:51but he was also
09:52in the second one
09:53and honestly
09:54this movie
09:55was almost identical
09:56to the second
09:57Now You See It movie.
09:59Same plot,
10:00same cast.
10:03It wasn't really
10:04that different.
10:05It felt almost
10:05like a remake
10:06more than a sequel.
10:07I agree.
10:08I think this is
10:09your rating?
10:09Well,
10:10because I gave
10:11the last one
10:11five bags,
10:12I have to give
10:12this one five bags
10:13because it's basically
10:14the same movie.
10:15All right.
10:18Now You See Me,
10:19Now You Don't.
10:20This is
10:20I Love Magic Movies
10:22and in fact,
10:22next week, guys,
10:23we've got a big announcement.
10:24Magic Mark
10:25is here,
10:26is going to be here
10:27doing a pretty cool
10:29new show
10:30that he's put together.
10:31Mark
10:31Prost is associate
10:36of ours,
10:36a really great
10:37entertainer,
10:38interesting entertainer.
10:39Impersonations.
10:40Real impersonation.
10:43Right.
10:44And so that's a bonus.
10:46That's,
10:47I think we'll actually
10:48have that for the show too,
10:49but a bonus for you guys.
10:51All the more reason
10:52to tell your friends
10:53to show up for,
10:54on cinema,
10:55afternoons here
10:56at the Manor.
10:56I'm giving you
10:59five bags of popcorn,
11:00Now You See Me,
11:01Now You Don't.
11:02Real quick,
11:03we have Jay Kelly here.
11:06Not here,
11:07this,
11:07Jay Kelly's not here.
11:08We have Jay Kelly
11:09the movie
11:10starring Noah Baumbach
11:12and directed
11:13by Adam Sandler.
11:15And Laura Dern.
11:16It stars Adam Sandler
11:17directed by.
11:18And George Clooney.
11:19Noah Baumbach
11:20as a director.
11:21All right.
11:21Famous movie actor
11:22Jay Kelly
11:24and his wife
11:26and his devoted manager,
11:27Ron,
11:28embark on a whirlwind
11:29and unexpectedly
11:30profound journey.
11:32Both are forced
11:33to confront choices
11:33they've made
11:34and on and on.
11:36It's the story
11:37of Jay Kelly
11:38starring George Clooney
11:39who I don't
11:41want to hear from.
11:45All right.
11:46So I don't know
11:47what the,
11:48luckily he keeps
11:49that crap out of the movie
11:50but your thoughts
11:52on Jake Kelly.
11:53Jake Kelly's cool.
11:54The character's cool.
11:55The movie's cool.
11:56is basically
11:57imagine if you will
11:58that you were able
11:59to go on vacation
12:00with George Clooney
12:01and Adam Sandler
12:02and that's kind of
12:03what the movie is like.
12:05They go to Europe
12:06and have a bunch
12:07of adventures
12:07and some dramatic moments.
12:09There's definitely
12:09some drama in this.
12:13It's not the comedy
12:14that you expect
12:15from Adam Sandler.
12:16It's not a raunch out comedy.
12:18But if you like,
12:19if you ever wondered
12:20what it's like
12:20to know these guys,
12:21this movie kind of
12:22answers that question.
12:23Very cool movie.
12:24I give it
12:24five bags of popcorn.
12:25I would,
12:26I love Adam Sandler
12:27and I think
12:28this would be
12:28a great movie
12:30if it had George Clooney
12:31out of the movie
12:32if there's a way
12:32to do a version
12:33without George Clooney
12:34because I couldn't
12:35get over the fact
12:36that I had to hear
12:37him sermonize
12:41on the news
12:42every night.
12:42But not in this movie.
12:44Not in this movie
12:44but I'm on a Clooney boycott
12:47because of his
12:49nefarious activities.
12:52Well, I mean,
12:53you boycott
12:54the Naked Gun movies
12:56because O.J. Simpson
12:57was in them.
12:58That's not really
12:59how it works.
12:59Excuse me.
12:59I'm so sorry.
13:00We're right in the middle of...
13:01Yeah, we're just
13:02picking up a patient.
13:03We have to do some labs.
13:04Hi, sweetie.
13:05We're going to...
13:05Do you mind
13:05coming with me?
13:06You've got 1230 lab appointment.
13:08Sure.
13:09Thank you.
13:09All right.
13:12We'll just go out that...
13:13Sit.
13:14Sure.
13:14Hands around.
13:17Sorry about that, everybody.
13:22All right.
13:22Well, I didn't see it
13:23so no bags for me.
13:25Anything else?
13:27Let's get into the movie
13:28for today.
13:29Yeah, before I do that
13:29I want to...
13:30Two quick things.
13:31Everybody got one of these?
13:33You see that in front of you guys?
13:34Make sure I saw...
13:35I put them on the table.
13:36Just...
13:37Can everyone take a quick look
13:38at this real quick?
13:38I made this up
13:39and wanted to provide
13:41this information to you.
13:43Not a big deal.
13:45It's just a little
13:46educational thing
13:47about High Points here
13:48and securing your future
13:51with High Points
13:51and risk-free
13:52digital investment strategies.
13:54Talk to your children
13:56or your loved ones
13:58about this,
13:58your guardians.
14:00This is an awesome
14:01opportunity here.
14:02If you're not familiar
14:03with High Points
14:04I would educate yourself
14:05on that.
14:06And I'm around.
14:07I'll stick around
14:07if you want to skip
14:08the movie today.
14:09No.
14:11I will be
14:12in the back there
14:14to explain
14:14how you can take
14:15your property,
14:16whatever kind of assets
14:18you have now.
14:19A lot of you guys
14:19are still holding on
14:20to property
14:22you're not using
14:22or money
14:23that you're not using
14:24and how you can
14:25convert that
14:25to High Points
14:26has gotten really easy
14:27and really great.
14:29It's a great way
14:29to protect your future
14:31and your family's future
14:32from government taxes
14:34and overreach.
14:34Secondly,
14:35real quick,
14:36I mentioned this
14:36last week.
14:38A lot of this
14:38will be a little
14:39maybe not worth
14:40your time
14:40because of how
14:41advanced in age
14:42your actual body is
14:43not your organs
14:44but I did want
14:46to provide
14:47if anybody
14:47I brought a couple
14:48of these organ
14:48dating kits
14:50from Rio Genesis
14:51and if you're curious
14:53really easy to do
14:54and I'm sure
14:54the nurses here
14:55can help you
14:56and if it does
14:58make sense for you
14:59definitely don't
14:59rush into this
15:00because it's intense.
15:01I was down
15:03I lost
15:04you know
15:04I told you guys
15:06this privately
15:07lost my hair
15:08and was very very ill
15:09because this thing works
15:11it takes
15:11basically all
15:13it goes
15:15it's like a nuclear attack
15:16on the toxins
15:18that were aging
15:18my organs
15:19and in fact
15:21it worked so well
15:22I got so sick
15:23that
15:24I'm now off this
15:26and we redid the test
15:27and now my organs
15:29are 63
15:31which is a lot closer
15:32it was a 20 year drop
15:34in the age of the organs
15:35so these are here
15:36if anybody wants
15:37to ask me questions
15:38I do recommend
15:39the organ dating
15:39but be very careful
15:41with this stuff
15:42and I think that's all
15:44I have on my agenda
15:45again I'll be back
15:47I'll be in the back
15:48there talking about
15:48the High Points
15:49conversion project
15:50and it's movie time
15:52we actually have
15:52a pretty big movie
15:53tonight
15:53thank you everybody
15:54you should stick around
15:55and watch it
15:55you should watch it
15:57world premiere
15:59of Family Ties 4
16:02which takes place
16:04on Christmas Day
16:05but also takes place
16:05after Christmas Day
16:06when one of Mallory's
16:07new friends
16:08is pregnant
16:09I'll be in the back
16:11and enjoy
16:13the world premiere
16:14of Family Ties 4
16:15you