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00:00It's On Cinema, at the Cinema, at the Manor.
00:22Thank you. Thank you guys so much.
00:25All right. Welcome to another episode of On Cinema, at the Cinema, at the Manor.
00:31I'm your host, New Heidecker. I'm so happy to be here.
00:34What a crowd. Look at you guys. Thank you guys so much for showing up here today.
00:40We're going to talk about movies. Everybody at home, we're going to be providing you with some up-to-date information on the movies.
00:49The past few weeks, I've come out here and done a little Tonight Show monologue.
00:53It's been a lot of fun for me.
00:55I've been asked by Mrs. Reynolds to keep the politics out of it.
01:01Got some complaints from somebody out there.
01:03I don't know who has an issue with just...
01:06I don't think it was that heavy of stuff. It was just kind of commenting on the news.
01:10But I'm happy to keep it light.
01:14And, you know, we got Christmas coming up. Anybody excited for Christmas?
01:22I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about religious stuff.
01:25The holidays, right? People are saying happy holidays now.
01:37New Year's is always interesting.
01:38How many people are excited about it? Do you guys do New Year's here?
01:41Do you do a little New Year's Eve?
01:45Yeah, that'll be good.
01:46It's coming up.
01:48All right, well, let's get the show on the road.
01:50We've got a lot of movies to talk about today.
01:51We've got a new guest.
01:53Same guest, actually, from last week.
01:55Hey, guys.
01:56Hang on. I did not...
01:57Did you hear your name?
01:58Did you hear back there?
01:59You said you had a guest.
02:00Okay.
02:01That's okay.
02:02You did say you have a guest.
02:03I do have a guest.
02:04Greg Turkington, of course.
02:05Hey, guys.
02:06It's movie time.
02:08All right.
02:14All right.
02:15Let's talk movies.
02:18All right.
02:18Well, we had a great Tuesday.
02:25We had a great time.
02:26We both came by for the Arts and Crafts Night
02:28and got into some trouble here with everybody.
02:32Yeah, and we actually put together a little film
02:35to show the viewers at home
02:36what we've been doing here
02:37with our Arts and Crafts Night.
02:39If we can roll that.
02:41Let's take a look at that now.
02:42I like this.
02:42This is the Arts and Crafts Night from the other night.
02:44It's kind of a neat little look.
02:55Hey, Cloud.
03:00You know, you could almost see it as a cartoon.
03:01Hey, Cloud.
03:02Hey, Cloud.
03:05Mmm, peanut.
03:07That's good.
03:08It could be trimmed a little bit more
03:09because there's a little bit on the edge there.
03:12It could be just a little tighter,
03:13maybe off the top
03:14because we don't want to cut into the title
03:16of the movie at the bottom.
03:18I'll just cut like a sixteenth of an inch off the top
03:20and that'll fit better on the tape case.
03:24Hit that button to stop it
03:30and then you'll start the next episode
03:31and then you'll start it after the opening credits.
03:34And then you'll get the credits cut out.
03:36Okay.
03:37Right on the line.
03:53That's pretty interesting.
03:55And you can see me.
04:03It was fun.
04:05Dad and I had a little, we were working on some cartoon ideas that you had
04:10and had a lot of fun.
04:11I'm not really much of an illustrator, you know, I'm more, it's one of the things I've never really participated in.
04:16But it was fun to experiment with drawing and I really got a kick out of it.
04:29Very cool.
04:30We had some of the things I've never really participated in.
04:33But it was fun to experiment with drawing and I really got a kick out of it.
04:42Very cool.
04:44We had, Dad and I have been talking about a couple of interesting ideas.
04:49I don't want to give too much away, but potentially something exciting in the works, right?
04:56All right.
04:57Anything else you got before we jump into the movies here?
05:01I have an announcement tonight for tonight's movie that we watch after we're done taping.
05:05It's actually a world premiere.
05:07So for tonight, the Grand Terrace Manor is a Hollywood movie premiere.
05:14So I hope everybody's dressed like you would like to be at the grand world premiere of a major motion picture that is going to be seen for the first time here.
05:22All right.
05:22I'm very excited about it.
05:23Let's get into our movies today.
05:25Got a couple of good ones.
05:26Now You See Me, Now You Don't, directed by Ruben Fleischer, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson of Cheers, and Dave Franco.
05:35A diamond heist reunites retired horseman illusionists with the new performers Greenblatt Smith and Sessa as they target dangerous criminals.
05:48What did you think of Now You See Me, Now You Don't?
05:50Speaking of Now You See Me, Now You Don't, you'll never guess who I saw the other night.
05:54It was Tony Newman.
05:55Mm, okay.
05:57I went over to pick up a Titanic DVD that she had borrowed from me and saw her for a few minutes.
06:05Joe was there, too.
06:06Okay.
06:08Anyway.
06:09Yeah, this is a cool movie.
06:10It's, um...
06:11Well, did she, what did she, I mean, you were saying where, you saw Joe...
06:14Tony's New Place.
06:16And Joe was where?
06:17He was there.
06:19Okay, and what did he have to say?
06:20Did he have any explanation for what was going on there?
06:23That's interesting.
06:24I would like to, if you don't mind, while we're here, I want to get your deposition.
06:29Sorry, folks, just one sec.
06:30Um, because I wanted to get this contemporaneously.
06:38Stand by.
06:39This is, you should, I don't want to do this on the show, but you should be telling me this the second it...
06:44Uh, hey, Grok, I need you to take a deposition.
06:49I'm not quite set up for that.
06:52All right.
06:53Can you just record my friend's audio here?
06:55Because he's about to provide evidence.
06:57Just tell me what he said.
06:58Just use the recording setting.
07:02You don't need Grok.
07:03You don't need Grok.
07:04Just go open the voice memo.
07:06Grok, I need you to depose my friend here.
07:09Don't need Grok.
07:10He's got information regarding our lawsuit.
07:15All right, yeah.
07:15What do you want?
07:16Yeah, I'll do a voice memo here, because I want this word for word.
07:20And sorry, folks, we'll get right to the movies in a sec.
07:24Go ahead.
07:25I didn't really have much to say.
07:28I just, they were just laughing about the Sizzler lawsuit, which they thought was funny.
07:34That's it.
07:35And then I got the DVD back.
07:37What was their, so they, so they acknowledge that there's, that they acknowledge their...
07:43They said they were getting emails from you about, that you were suing Sizzler, and they were laughing about it and thought it was ridiculous.
07:50Well, what's, there's nothing funny about it.
07:51It's, what's happening.
07:52I'm just telling you what they said.
07:54I'm confused.
07:58And, and, okay, so start again.
08:01You ran into, what time?
08:04Oh, probably 9 p.m.
08:07Okay.
08:07You go and pick up a what DVD?
08:11A DVD?
08:12Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.
08:13A DVD?
08:14Yeah.
08:15Really?
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:16Okay, and who is at the, who is at the residence?
08:21Tony.
08:21Okay.
08:22Tony Newman.
08:23Your wife.
08:23Ex-wife.
08:24And Joe Estevez, the actor.
08:26And, I don't know, they were just, they were just hanging out.
08:31And they were, they were watching TV, and they were, they were, they had some wine, and I don't know.
08:37I was only there for a minute.
08:38I just was picking up the DVD, and then they said that you had been sending threatening emails.
08:46I'm not sending threatening emails.
08:47I'm just telling you what they said.
08:49I know, but for the record, I'm stating that we are pursuing a lawsuit against Sizzler for aiding and abetting an adulterous behavior.
08:59Well, they thought, they thought that it was a ridiculous lawsuit or something.
09:02I, I don't know.
09:03They just said, they were laughing about the Sizzler thing, and they were saying that you were sending too many emails to both of them.
09:11Sorry.
09:12I'm, first of all, I'm not saying the emails, Grock is.
09:14Okay.
09:15Anyway, yeah, now you see it, now you don't.
09:18This is actually the third Now You See It movie.
09:21Has anybody here seen the others?
09:25This is actually the third one.
09:26It's a, sort of a heist movie with Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg.
09:31I've seen the other two.
09:32This one also featured a cameo from Woody Harrelson.
09:39No, he's one of the main cast.
09:41A cameo from Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter in the Harry Potter movie.
09:48So he's in this as well, in sort of a cameo, but he was also in the second one.
09:53And honestly, this movie was almost identical to the second Now You See It movie.
09:59Same plot, same cast.
10:03It wasn't really that different.
10:05It felt almost like a remake more than a sequel.
10:07I agree.
10:08I think this is your rating.
10:10Well, because I gave the last one five bags, I have to give this one five bags,
10:13because it's basically the same movie.
10:15All right.
10:18Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
10:20This is I Love Magic Movies.
10:22And in fact, next week, guys, we've got a big announcement.
10:24Magic Mark is here, is going to be here doing a pretty cool new show that he's put together.
10:31Mark Prost is an associate of ours, a really great entertainer, interesting entertainer.
10:39Impersonations.
10:40We have impersonations.
10:43Right.
10:43And so that's a bonus.
10:46That's, I think we'll actually have that for the show, too, but a bonus for you guys.
10:51All the more reason to tell your friends to show up for, on cinema, afternoons here at the Manor.
10:58I'm giving you five bags of popcorn.
11:00Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
11:02Real quick, we have Jay Kelly here.
11:06Not here, this, not, Jay Kelly's not here.
11:08We have Jay Kelly, the movie, starring Noah Baumbach and directed by Adam Sandler.
11:15And Laura Dern.
11:16It stars Adam Sandler, directed by...
11:18And George Clooney.
11:19Noah Baumbach as a director.
11:21All right.
11:21Famous movie actor, Jay Kelly, and his wife and his devoted manager, Ron, embark on a whirlwind and unexpectedly profound journey.
11:32Both are forced to confront choices they've made.
11:35And on and on.
11:36It's the story of Jay Kelly, starring George Clooney, who I don't want to hear from.
11:43All right, so, I don't know what the...
11:48Luckily, he keeps that crap out of the movie, but your thoughts on Jake Kelly?
11:53Jake Kelly's cool.
11:54The character's cool.
11:55The movie's cool.
11:56It's basically, imagine, if you will, that you were able to go on vacation with George Clooney and Adam Sandler.
12:03And that's kind of what the movie is like.
12:05They go to Europe and have a bunch of adventures and some dramatic moments.
12:09There's definitely some drama in this.
12:12It's not the comedy that you expect from Adam Sandler.
12:16It's not a raunch-out comedy.
12:18But if you like, if you ever wondered what it's like to know these guys, this movie kind of answers that question.
12:23Very cool movie.
12:24I give it five bags of popcorn.
12:25I would, I love Adam Sandler, and I think this would be a great movie if it had George Clooney out of the movie.
12:32If there's a way to do a version without George Clooney, because I couldn't get over the fact that I had to hear him sermonize on the news every night.
12:42But not in this movie.
12:44Not in this movie, but I'm on a Clooney boycott because of his nefarious activities.
12:52Well, I'm going to boycott the Naked Gun movies because O.J. Simpson was in them.
12:58That's not really how it works.
12:59Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
13:00We're right in the middle of...
13:01Yeah, we're just picking up a patient.
13:03We have to do some labs.
13:04Hi, sweetie.
13:05We're going to...
13:05Do you mind coming with me?
13:06You've got a 1230 lab appointment.
13:08Sure.
13:09All right.
13:12And we'll just go out that exit.
13:14Sure.
13:14Hands around the corner.
13:17Sorry about that, everybody.
13:18All right.
13:21All right.
13:22Well, I didn't see it, so no bags for me.
13:25Anything else?
13:27Let's get into the movie for today.
13:28Yeah, before I do that, I wanted two quick things.
13:31Everybody got one of these?
13:33You see that in front of you guys?
13:34Make sure I put them on the table.
13:36Can everyone take a quick look at this real quick?
13:38I made this up and wanted to provide this information to you.
13:43Not a big deal.
13:45It's just a little educational thing about high points here and securing your future with high points,
13:51risk-free digital investment strategies.
13:53Talk to your children or your loved ones about this, your guardians.
14:00This is an awesome opportunity here.
14:02If you're not familiar with high points, I would educate yourself on that.
14:06And I'm around.
14:07I'll stick around.
14:07If you want to skip the movie today,
14:09I will be in the back there to explain how you can take your property,
14:16whatever kind of assets you have now.
14:18A lot of you guys are still holding on to property you're not using or money that you're not using.
14:24And how you can convert that to high points has gotten really easy and really great.
14:29It's a great way to protect your future and your family's future from government taxes and overreach.
14:35Secondly, real quick, I mentioned this last week.
14:38A lot of this will be a little maybe not worth your time because of how advanced in age your actual body is,
14:43not your organs.
14:44But I did want to provide, if anybody, I brought a couple of these organ dating kits from Rio Genesis.
14:51And if you're curious, really easy to do.
14:54And I'm sure the nurses here can help you.
14:57And if it does make sense for you, definitely don't rush into this because it's intense.
15:02I was down.
15:03I lost, you know, I told you guys this privately.
15:07Lost my hair and was very, very ill because this thing works.
15:11It takes basically all, it goes, it's like a nuclear attack on the toxins that were aging my organs.
15:20And, in fact, it worked so well, I got so sick that I'm now off this.
15:26And we redid the test.
15:28And now my organs are 63, which is a lot closer.
15:32It was a 20-year drop in the age of the organs.
15:35So these are here.
15:36If anybody wants to ask me questions, I do recommend the organ dating.
15:40But be very careful with this stuff.
15:42And I think that's all I have on my agenda.
15:46Again, I'll be back.
15:47I'll be in the back there talking about the High Points Conversion Project.
15:50And it's movie time.
15:52We actually have a pretty big movie tonight.
15:54Thank you, everybody.
15:54You should stick around and watch, Tim.
15:56You should watch it.
15:57The world premiere of Family Ties 4, which takes place on Christmas Day, but also takes place
16:05after Christmas Day when one of Mallory's friends is pregnant, unexpectedly.
16:11I'll be in the back.
16:11You should sit back and enjoy the world premiere of Family Ties 4.
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