00:00From the creators of Digital Circus, Murder Drone, The Gaslight District, and Knights of Guinevere comes an idea so fresh, so original, you'll only recognize it if you've played any video game ever made!
00:11Glitcher Cars!
00:13For the Glitchy Boy 64!
00:15In this gobsmacking new racing game, you'll be able to play as a whopping SOME of your favorite characters!
00:21Pardon my dust!
00:22I hope everyone you love dies!
00:24We torched five glitchillion dollars making this game, so we're gonna recoup costs with a Black Friday merch drop!
00:33Ladies and gentlemen, start your qualits!
00:40From the hit game you just heard about less than 10 seconds ago, comes this limited edition Glitch Cart Lushy Collection!
00:47Featuring...
00:48BOOSHY!
00:49BOOSHY!
00:50BOOSHY!
00:51It's possible...
00:52That I'll win!
00:53Princess Guinevere!
00:54Princess Guinevere!
00:55Hey, it's me, Princess Guinevere!
00:57I'm walkin' here!
00:59Least but not last...
01:01Mel!
01:02Damn right!
01:03I'm here to kick your ass!
01:04Oh, stop!
01:05Extra words cost extra money!
01:06Put the penalty to the metal-ty with this Dino-mite poster!
01:10Featuring your favorite speed demons tearing it up so hard you can smell the gasoline!
01:15But galloping gumdrops, there's more! Isn't that right, President Emo Uzi?
01:21I'm kinda busy, Kay!
01:22We also kinda can't afford multiple recording sessions, so you're gonna have to record in the car!
01:283, 2, 1, GO!
01:29Uh, look, uh, statue!
01:31Scary, badass...
01:33Like me, if I fell asleep standing up!
01:35Uh, ah, curve, curve, curve!
01:36Uh, jeez...
01:37Uh, my mom is a plush now.
01:39Free and post-near-death incident.
01:41Definitely won't be hard to repress that image.
01:43Hey! Watch it, jackass!
01:45Your dad left you for dead in episode 1!
01:47Shut up! Sweater!
01:48It's sick as hell!
01:49I look sick as hell on it, and you'll like sick as hell wearing it!
01:52We finally have a gold plush!
01:53She's a lot softer, cuddlier, and less dead in a mineshaft than in the original!
01:57How sweet your side is to laugh at my tragic death!
02:01Hey! No subtitles! Subtitles were expensive!
02:08Oh god, it's a statue!
02:09Why do you do this to me?
02:11And why is this the pose you chose?
02:13I look like a...
02:14Why do you sound so stupid?
02:16Uh, pickle juice, looks like our bug fix budget has been to dust!
02:20I think your stupid voice sounds wonderful, Monty!
02:22It's me, Princess Guillefin!
02:24Feast your eyes on this Gooseworks concept art prank!
02:27Oh, but what the hell is a Gooseworks?
02:30Jax from the exciting Digital Circus dons Pommy's clothes in this amazing new plush toy.
02:35Seamless segue into the made Jax animates.
02:38Note, please don't mention the anime figure, Jax.
02:41Seriously, you're gonna scare people away.
02:43Insert B-roll, call to action, I'm going home now.
02:46Oh no.
02:47Pardon the interruption.
02:48Don't mind me.
02:49Just a doll strolling in to add a little class to this sideshow.
02:54Uh, was that too corny?
02:56CORN!
02:57The made Jax t-shirt is the made Jax t-shirt for your wearing pleasure.
03:02Really keychains of your favorite.
03:04King!
03:05Jax!
03:06RaggaGyra!
03:07Hi!
03:08I'm Pommy!
03:09Hey, bye bye Pommy, y'all can take it with me.
03:12I'm in last place, but you can-
03:14Be first place in my heart by celebrating the magic of Park Planet with the Knights of Guinevere tote bag!
03:20Oh, good heavens!
03:24Don't remember putting that in there.
03:26Can it, Tooth Fairy?
03:27I'm in first!
03:28Cover your skull with a Gaslight District beanie and ride the rest of your days away in style!
03:33And you know what else rhymes with beanie?
03:35Weaning!
03:37This is bulls**t!
03:39I had that pick!
03:40Keep gaslighting yourself.
03:42Hey, that's a reference to the Gaslight District.
03:45Well, it's possible the amazing digital circuit!
03:50Wait, stop with the fisticuffs!
03:51You're gobbling off what's left of our itty bitty budget!
03:54We've gotta get through this before we run out of money!
03:56Purchase this purchase at glitchproductions.store.
03:58But you better hurry because our special Black Friday Mega Sale is going on right now!
04:02Get up to 40% off all items store-wide.
04:04The sale ends December 2nd, so don't waste a second and treat yourself!
04:08Also, you can play glitch carts right now!
04:10Also on glitchproductions.store.
04:12It's somewhere on the site, I may have forgotten where, but anyway!
04:15There's a time trial competition happening too!
04:18The fastest player at the top of the time trial leaderboards by November 27th will win a special prize!
04:23So get racing!
04:25According to all known laws of aviation and people-
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