Daisy of Desperation (2009)

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00:00Hey you guys, it's Jayzoo, and right now I'm on my Mac because I just need to update you guys about what's happening.

00:07Okay, one, VH1 is just, they are running out of ideas for reality shows.

00:12Yeah, we're running out of ideas.

00:14Yeah, she's the head of VH1.

00:17A decided to give me a new reality show, right?

00:20I forgot to get lipstick.

00:23I'm okay.

00:23Yeah, so I'm going to take care of these little girls for like, I don't know, like, what?

00:33Forever.

00:34Forever?

00:35No, no, thank you.

00:36You shoes.

00:37Should I pick Fox, 12-pack, London?

00:41How about London?

00:42London?

00:43I'm just, you guys are what, like A-cups?

00:46No.

00:48No, you're not A-cups?

00:49What are you?

00:50Hey, dude.

00:50I'm Candy.

00:52Chi-Chi, get out of here!

00:53I got the same pajamas as you!

00:55Yay!

00:59Daisy is the one that she touches things.

01:03Those kids, they're really nice.

01:05I mean, whatever.

01:06But then it comes time to playing games with them, and that's when I really get mad, you

01:12know what I mean?

01:13Alright, let's play Ring Around the World with me, whatever.

01:15How do you play that?

01:17He likes her hands and sweet.

01:20Daisy smells like fish.

01:24Do you have dandruff?

01:26This kid has dandruff.

01:27One of the kids have, like, dandruff, and, like, ugh, a little gross.

01:32Like, Chi-Chi had dandruff, but it didn't taste that bad.

01:36Candy, do you think I'm fat?

01:38Yeah!

01:39You're fat!

01:40The kids were hungry, and I decided to feed them, like, string cheese.

01:44I don't know if that's even string cheese, because I found it on the freaking floor.

01:47Chi-Chi looks like a frog.

01:49Did you play with fire?

01:52Uh, yeah.

01:53I got hurt.

01:54Oh, sorry.

01:55I wasn't there for you.

01:58Did you guys eat my pills on the cheese?

02:00Yes.

02:01Yes.

02:01Were they good?

02:03Mm-hmm.

02:04Damn.

02:05Go.

02:05That's four.

02:06It's really nice.

02:08You work for VH1.

02:10Why'd we run out of ideas?

02:14Because I'm tired.

02:17This is why I had my ovaries removed when I was, like, six.

02:22Because I got pregnant when I was five, and I was like, I'm never doing this again.

02:26I'm Britannia.

02:33I'm pretty much as bad as it gets.

02:36I've been in jail, like, 50 times.

02:39Why?

02:40And now, that's a good question.

02:42And now, I'm helping Daisy with these kids.

02:45I think Britannia's a boy.

02:47And if any of these little kids want to mess with me, they're going to get a taste of this, too.

02:52They're going to...

02:52Oh, my God.

02:54Gotta talk to them back.

02:56Sorry.

02:58Gotta tuck those back in.

03:00Oh, my God.

03:01It hurts.

03:02Britannia steps on me.

03:05She steps on me, like, um...

03:07So, do you guys want to know how I got these cheek piercings?

03:12Well, one day, I was, like, bored.

03:17So, I got cheek piercings.

03:19The end.

03:20You want to mess with me?

03:21No, you don't.

03:22Because I'm Britannia.

03:23I can be Britannia, yeah.

03:25Now, what do you think of Daisy?

03:29Smells bad.

03:30Yeah, she smells really bad.

03:31What do you think of me?

03:34Fish.

03:36What?

03:37I'm Britannia.

03:39Oh, you're Britannia.

03:41You smell like fish.

03:42I got some mail, so I'm going to...

03:46That is so disgusting again.

03:50Dear Daisy De La Hoya.

03:53Oh, my God.

03:53It's probably from VH1.

03:55I'm getting a real idea of them.

03:56Oh, I don't know.

03:58We are taking the house and the car.

04:01Be out by the end of this week.

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