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00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo
00:29baby tell me how you really feel and some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:42speak of the devil
00:59you know i'm offended well actually in a second thought i'm not because i don't really care
01:06about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
01:14bye tony that's your competition huh
01:19pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison just two weeks ago remember that i like to call
01:26that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you are when mr hartley announces his resignation and
01:32names me ceo my first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
01:40knows that job is mine
01:44report to the board for a part meeting
01:52thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
01:58question that i'm glad you did okay
02:02if you za
02:13tony the speaker is not going to end for some events tonight times as well as the
02:18beginning of the will come thank you thank you thank you for your audience and
02:22Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your time today.
02:32Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
02:37I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
02:45I know it's sad. I know.
02:46So, the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
02:56That position is mine.
03:01In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone through.
03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.
03:13Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
03:18You've all done an extraordinary job.
03:21So, thank you. I appreciate it.
03:22And on that note, we'll let that go for today.
03:25You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.
03:27Except Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.
03:33Yeah.
03:33Okay.
03:33So, it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
03:47So, I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
03:50There you go.
03:58Uh, what is this?
04:01That is your celebration.
04:02And all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
04:06Yes.
04:39Hey, Gavin.
04:51Looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
04:54Oh, I only said that to make her feel better.
04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
04:59I got this for you.
05:03That's so kind.
05:04Isn't that nice?
05:05I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
05:08Gavin, hello.
05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
05:11Yes, of course.
05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
05:16Can I offer you both a drink?
05:17That would be lovely.
05:18Oh, oh, oh.
05:19Whoops.
05:33Whoops.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:38That was a mistake.
05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
05:42Why don't you go help her?
05:44Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I've got to keep the boss happy.
05:49There's a promotion on the line.
05:51Yes.
05:55Oh.
05:55What the hell are you doing?
05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
06:00No.
06:00Um, no.
06:02I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
06:05Bullshit.
06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
06:09Save face?
06:10Save face about what?
06:12You did that on purpose, Gavin.
06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
06:18Okay.
06:19Listen.
06:20I swear.
06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
06:32Get the hell out.
06:34This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
06:39Dude.
06:40Cornelius is not impressed.
06:42You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
06:48Give me this.
06:49Go.
06:50Just go.
06:53Peace offering?
07:00And then it happened.
07:01Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
07:06I just barely got the stains out of my dress.
07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
07:10Okay.
07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
07:20Um, no.
07:23Yeah, okay.
07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
07:27Okay.
07:27Wait, hold on a second.
07:28Listen.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:29Okay?
07:29I didn't mean to...
07:31Excuse me.
07:38Hello?
07:39I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
07:52Please give me more time.
08:00Trouble in paradise?
08:03Mind your business, Gavin.
08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.
08:11This is all just a game to you.
08:13What is?
08:15This job.
08:17Like, you don't need it.
08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
08:29Okay, you know what?
08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first.
08:32So you should probably stop being so judgmental and realize you're not the only person on this planet
08:36that there's something going wrong with them.
08:38Enough!
08:39What is going on here?
08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
08:46Cool it.
08:47Sorry, Charlie.
08:47Sorry, Charlie.
08:49Not another word.
08:55Way to go.
08:56You started that.
08:57You just got to sign your checks, all right?
09:00Okay, all right.
09:01All right.
09:02All right.
09:03Thank you all very much.
09:05Welcome, welcome.
09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
09:09At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
09:18I don't know.
09:18But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
09:26It's so important.
09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.
09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
09:39Cheers.
09:39Cheers.
09:39Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, the CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
09:53In your dreams.
09:54Ooh, ouch.
09:55Okay, you know what?
09:56I'm going to need a shot.
09:57Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
10:02As long as you're paying.
10:04Sure.
10:09Ah, yeah, right, yeah.
10:14Can I do a little one, please?
10:15Thanks.
10:16Here.
10:17Okay, all right.
10:18Chill.
10:24Hey, you're going to draw it?
10:25Hell, ma'am.
10:26You're going to draw it first.
10:27Please.
10:38Hey, please, turn it on.
10:43Okay.
10:45Okay.
10:50Oh, you're going to start.
10:52Oh, I know.
10:52Oh, it's okay.
10:53Oh, it's okay.
10:55Where am I?
10:59This isn't my bed.
11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
11:01Gavin, what the fuck are you doing here?
11:04Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
11:07No.
11:08Get my fucking blanket.
11:11Stop.
11:11Give me.
11:12We're so getting fired.
11:14Let go.
11:16Give me the blanket.
11:17Stop.
11:18Let go.
11:19Grab the shirt.
11:20Come on.
11:20What the hell happened?
11:24Well, I don't know.
11:26Did...
11:26Did you?
11:29Did we?
11:30No.
11:31Gross.
11:31Absolutely not.
11:32Okay, Vicky.
11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
11:36Don't call me.
11:37No.
11:38Hey.
11:43It's Cornelius.
11:45What does he want?
11:46Who the hell should I know?
11:47You gonna answer?
11:50You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
11:56Hello?
11:57Good morning, Victoria.
12:00We would like to see you right now in the lobby.
12:05And bring Gavin with you.
12:08I assume I'm with Gavin.
12:10I would say that it has something to do with this.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:28Okay.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32This is a disaster.
12:34I was just gonna think I'm sleeping my way up to the top.
12:36Finally.
12:37You see?
12:38I'm at the top.
12:38Okay.
12:39Let me tell you something, all right?
12:40If I had known that all it's gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin mojo, I probably
12:45would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
12:47How did this even happen?
12:48What were we thinking?
12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
12:54Okay.
12:55So, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
13:03You've heard him, okay?
13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
13:07If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company.
13:10We can't have that.
13:11Oh, I hate that you're right.
13:12Fuck.
13:13You know what?
13:14Screw you, Gavin.
13:15Screw me?
13:16Oh, you mean again.
13:18Because he already did that last night.
13:19Victoria, we need to talk.
13:42Hi.
13:45This is my room.
13:46What are you talking about?
13:46This is my room.
13:47Look at that.
13:48That could be Cornelius.
13:49Morning, boss.
13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius.
13:59Gavin is here.
14:01What a shocker.
14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
14:15Yeah, we didn't actually meet for anything.
14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
14:18No.
14:18Enough!
14:20I am not happy.
14:22You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
14:30This is not a good look.
14:31Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
14:38Look, let me explain now.
14:40Shut up!
14:40Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals, but you cannot run a company on rivalry.
14:52You run a company on teamwork.
14:53You run a company on teamwork.
14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
15:04You want us to do it, you want us to do it, you want us to do it, you want us to stay married?
15:12It's less of a want and more of...
15:15I'm going to go on.
15:17So, I'm going to go down to the next question.
15:17I'm going to go down to the next question.
15:19I run a company on how I can do it, you want us to be a partner.
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