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00:00It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:05Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:08I'm serious as a heart attack.
00:10You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues,
00:15but as husband and wife.
00:18No, no, no, that's not fair. I'm not wife material.
00:22She's not wife material. You know what? I'm not even husband material.
00:25I don't really like her.
00:27Well, you better become the right material real quick.
00:31You can kiss that CEO position. Au revoir.
00:34Wait a minute. Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:38Victoria, I'm hurt. Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:45Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:50And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:56So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
01:01All right.
01:11Excuse me.
01:13Excuse me sir sir sir sir please put your bag away thank you
01:34surprise I am not gonna be stuck on this flight with you wifey what's wrong you know couples
01:47typically fly together well good thing we're not a real couple well it's not what Cornelius
01:53is saying Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married well you know
01:58what you should probably call him and tell him that and it'll be smooth sailing for me guys
02:01C-E-O you wish is that really necessary yeah can I help you hi um I'd like to request to move my seat
02:20I can't sit next to this man she's exaggerating I'm sorry but this flight is completely full and
02:26I'm unable to talk about your request okay thanks well it looks like you're gonna be stuck with me
02:32for the duration of the flight and um while you're at it you should probably try to learn something
02:37from me because then maybe you'll make it to the top shut up you know I may have to sit next to you
02:44but I don't have to talk to you
02:46we're at it
02:49hey Vic
03:12yes
03:16have you ever thought about joining the mile high club
03:23don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in
03:33don't give in
03:46miss miss miss miss excuse me we're about to reach our destination I need to prepare for landing
03:53what the hell
03:59what's happening
04:03are you trying to fill me up
04:05while I'm sleeping
04:06are you serious
04:08I'm not an animal
04:10why the hell would I do that
04:12then why is your hand on my thigh
04:15now how the hell am I supposed to know
04:22that I was sleeping too
04:23I'm warning you Gavin
04:25oh yeah
04:26keep your hands to yourself
04:28oh my god
04:29well you know what
04:31I don't recall you last night
04:34laying next to me having your hands
04:36all over me
04:37you remember that
04:38just admit it
04:39you've always had the hearts for me
04:41they took advantage of this little Vegas situation
04:43to get exactly what you want
04:45let me tell you something
04:46it takes two to tango
04:47and from where I'm sitting
04:49it looks like you've been drawing all over my fucking clothes
04:51excuse me
05:03bye
05:04what do you want Gavin
05:30we need to talk about Cornelius' plan
05:33it's never going to work
05:34why not
05:35well it's no secret that we're vying for the same job
05:39and we don't get along
05:41we both know it
05:42well you know we should probably figure out how to do that
05:45because we're married now
05:46and Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk
05:51so every single moment
05:53so every single moment
05:53is going to count
05:55what are you doing?
06:04like I said
06:04every single moment counts
06:07so we should probably
06:08make it worth our time
06:11by doing what?
06:14well we are married
06:17so we should probably do what married people do
06:19what are you doing?
06:39sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um i can tell them that you're occupied
07:01if you need more time no no that's fine i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with them in a
07:06minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell me that no it was
07:14unprofessional i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need this job too
07:20not like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin some of us don't have that luxury
07:25okay well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides cornelius wants
07:31us to stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you didn't know you're
07:37not gonna score any points with me oh yeah okay and try that again i'm gonna sue you for sexual
07:43harassment yeah i'm gonna do it
07:46so you actually kissed me back
07:55so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna be a little tricky don't you
08:02think
08:02fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until cornelius
08:11names me ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what stay out of my fucking way
08:16i have a client anyway good luck
08:18police
08:26after you
08:30she is annoying
08:32hello
08:37did you get named ceo yet
08:39no
08:41you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it
08:45yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
09:11something wrong
09:38i have been waiting for victoria lockhart for over 15 minutes
09:45perhaps i could help
09:48why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning
10:02why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning
10:16there was a meeting
10:19um i i wasn't aware that there was a meeting
10:26oh yeah
10:27then why did you respond to the meeting request
10:30gavin
10:35yeah
10:36good thing that gavin was here to save your ass
10:39dropping the ball like this victoria is not ceo behavior
10:44victoria
10:51victoria thanks for uh
10:54the new client
10:55she was a breeze to
10:57schmooze
10:59you
11:01asshole
11:02this is what i meant by dirty little tricks
11:06you know that was a really sweet and endearing nickname but
11:09i gotta go
11:10we got another meeting
11:11see you
11:12you know what
11:14sweat jackets
11:15oops
11:21are you fucking kidding me
11:24that's coffee
11:25i'm so clumsy
11:26i'm sorry
11:28yeah this is a real childish antic
11:32you're really gonna get ceo of the year
11:33from doing this bullshit
11:35you're one to talk
11:36good luck with you next meeting
11:37oof
11:42it's his problem
11:43hmm
11:44he'll be fine
11:45he had a little accident
11:47but um
11:48anyway what can i do for you
11:50uh nothing really
11:52just thought i'd uh
11:53swing by
11:54say hi
11:54oh
11:55well
11:56hi
11:57how are you doing
11:58better now
12:00um
12:00you always brighten up
12:01the office
12:02so
12:03hey are you going to that uh
12:05investors dinner thing
12:07tomorrow night
12:07uh
12:09yeah
12:09um
12:10i didn't think i had a choice
12:12would you
12:13maybe want to go
12:14with me
12:15nope
12:17she can't
12:20go with you
12:20because she
12:21is going to be going with
12:23her husband
12:23gavin
12:24oh me
12:26oh
12:29uh
12:30sorry
12:31i i i didn't know
12:33um
12:33this is uh
12:34new
12:35i guess that makes sense
12:37you know why i saw you two
12:38kissing each other
12:40the other day
12:41um
12:41just
12:42yeah forget it
12:43tony
12:44we're not actually married
12:45he just has a
12:47really big crush on me
12:48he practically pees himself
12:50every time he sees me
12:51oh that's okay
12:52you don't have to
12:53deny it
12:55i mean
12:55we all know it's true
12:57right
12:58you know i can't
13:00i can't wait to uh
13:02to go with my
13:03right
13:05wife
13:09to dinner tonight
13:12okay uh
13:15well
13:15i guess i'll um
13:17see you later then
13:20bye tony
13:22seriously
13:24come on
13:25don't ever do that again
13:27come on
13:28you liked
13:30no
13:30no i didn't
13:31because now everybody
13:32in the office thinks
13:32that i'm off limits
13:33good
13:34because you are
13:37wifey
13:40get the fuck away from me
13:49get the fuck away from me
13:50by
14:00you
14:00do
14:01you
14:02do
14:02you
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