I Married My Enemy Part 3

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00:00I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?

00:02Lactoism tolerance is no joke.

00:04Oh, and bring it upstairs for me.

00:07Got it. Almond milk as always.

00:16Here's your coffee, Vic.

00:17Oh, thanks. I can take the other one to Gavin.

00:20You sure?

00:21Of course. I need to talk to him about something anyway.

00:25Thank you. You're such a lifesaver.

00:27I have about 10 minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley.

00:30And I could use every minute of it.

00:32Not a problem at all.

00:34I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?

00:36Sure. Something like that.

00:51Prepare to shit yourself.

00:53If you look at our four-quarter development strategies, right?

01:08We'll be able to minimize...

01:11Okay. Normal. Be normal.

01:13Lint.

01:15Peace offering.

01:19You know, for yesterday.

01:21Thanks.

01:23You know, that's surprisingly thoughtful of you.

01:27As you can see with our four-month development plan,

01:38our focus is to minimize the prep time

01:40and optimize the department workflow

01:43to ensure that there is an...

01:45I need you to excuse me for one second.

01:58I'm so sorry about this.

02:12If I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.

02:18Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.

02:20All right.

02:23As he was saying,

02:25to ensure quality product,

02:27we have a unique form of communication

02:29that ensures transparency between client and production.

02:33And with all that being said,

02:36we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,

02:39we also have a 95% success rate.

02:42Impressive.

02:43Well, you clearly know your stuff.

02:45We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.

02:50Well, here at Hartley Industries,

02:51we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.

02:56Well, this is certainly a quality product.

03:00Where do I sign?

03:02I can have a contract written up today

03:04and sent to your office immediately.

03:07Great.

03:07Oh, and Victoria,

03:08can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?

03:13Absolutely.

03:14Um, consider it done.

03:17That is the Victoria I remember.

03:19Great job.

03:22Ooh.

03:25Yeah?

03:26Hey.

03:27What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?

03:30Me?

03:31What?

03:32I don't know what you're talking about.

03:33Oh.

03:33Um, the meeting went great.

03:37I...

03:37Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.

03:41Well, you did this on purpose,

03:43and you're going to fucking pay for it.

03:50Game on.

03:52Oh.

03:53Oh.

03:55Oh.

03:56Oh.

03:57Oh.

03:58Oh.

03:59Oh.

04:00Oh.

04:01Oh.

04:02Oh.

04:03Oh.

04:03Hmm.

04:09Kevin's been way too quiet this week.

04:13I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.

04:15Hey!

04:17Can you do me a favor?

04:20Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?

04:23And don't let anyone in.

04:25Anyone.

04:27Got it.

04:28Time for me to scratch your back.

04:30I owe you one anyway.

04:31Hey!

04:32Hey!

04:32You've been working awfully hard.

04:48Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.

04:51Hang on.

04:52Hang on.

04:53Victoria told me not to let anyone in.

04:55Who said anything about letting me in?

04:57Hmm?

04:58I mean, well, no.

04:59I just come here and, I don't know, see my favorite and beautiful secretary.

05:06Kevin.

05:07But I actually really need to get into this room.

05:12Can we just bend the rules?

05:13Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?

05:16Buddy, please?

05:17I left a folder in there that I need.

05:19Fine.

05:20Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.

05:23No, it's okay.

05:24Hey.

05:25My lips are sealed.

05:28I don't need the rules.

05:44Okay.

05:49All right, welcome everyone.

06:11Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable

06:15technology through solutions for everyday living.

06:18And we will do this by...

06:24What is this?

06:26Is this the logo of our competition?

06:28Are you using sensitive data between different clients?

06:32You're sharing confidential information with our competition?

06:36No, no, I would never do that.

06:38That's exactly what this looks like.

06:40I can't believe this is happening.

06:41We trusted you.

06:43You hear from our lawyers!

06:45No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm so sorry.

06:53Gavin, you did this!

06:55I didn't do anything.

06:56That's enough!

06:59You two are fired.

07:02Whoa, what?

07:02What?

07:06F...

07:07I'm fired.

07:10Mr. Hartley.

07:11Look, your little pranks are now costing this company clients.

07:18Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all of these reckless shenanigans.

07:27You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.

07:28I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.

07:33Okay, you know what? You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?

07:35You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not seeing it.

07:41I'm not running a circus here.

07:43So you two clowns better get your shit together or else you will really be gone, really be gone this time, for real.

08:02Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.

08:05I understand.

08:11I'll get you the money.

08:12I promise I have a promotion coming soon.

08:18I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?

08:23That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.

08:25You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.

08:28What's wrong?

08:36There you two bozos are.

08:38I've been looking for you.

08:39For us.

08:41Oh, yes.

08:42I have decided to give you another shot.

08:45God help me.

08:47So we're not fired?

08:49Not if you can secure this client, you're not.

08:52He is giving us another shot.

08:54Don't ask me why.

08:56But there is a caveat.

08:58Okay, what is it?

08:59Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.

09:04But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.

09:07So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.

09:15And don't say anything to me.

09:16I do not want to hear it.

09:17I don't care.

09:47You know this is still your fault, right?

09:59Okay.

10:00Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped

10:04the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.

10:10Look at this.

10:11Ready?

10:11Welcome, you two.

10:18So glad you decided to come.

10:20Especially so soon after your wedding.

10:22Come on.

10:23I'll show you to your rooms.

10:27Please, after you, sweetheart.

10:29Thanks, honey.

10:30And here's where you'll spend your nights.

10:46Feel free to freshen up and settle in.

10:49We should have dinner in a few hours.

10:52We're staying in this room together?

10:54Yes.

10:55Well, you're married, right?

10:59Right.

11:01Humble.

11:02Yeah, trust me.

11:03I don't want to be around you or your snoring.

11:07Either.

11:09Please.

11:10I'm going to go to the spa.

11:21You need it.

11:22Have fun.

11:22What?

11:23No.

11:42Oh, God.

11:45Oh, God.

11:49Oh, God.

11:50Oh, God.

11:51You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.

12:01Can you just help me sit back, please?

12:06Sure.

12:21Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.

12:40When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.

12:44Right.

12:44Of course.

12:51You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.

12:55Yeah.

12:56Right.

12:56Good idea.

12:58Dress?

12:59Oh, yeah.

13:08Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at picturing.

13:13Eight-time family world champion.

13:17Because he's...

13:18Fuck!

13:18I would never.

13:20Okay, I'm up.

13:21Yes.

13:22All right.

13:25Down in the wild.

13:26It's getting hot.

13:28It's getting hot.

13:31They can't.

13:32They can't do too much.

13:33No.

13:34I don't think so.

13:37Look, Picasso over here.

13:43Braces!

13:43Yes!

13:43You got it!

13:44You're way too good at this!

13:46Are you doing it?

13:47Oh, honey.

13:48You're not going to listen to it.

13:49Oh, my gosh.

13:50Oh, my gosh.

13:51Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.

14:00Come on, honey.

14:00Let's leave the lovebirds alone.

14:10Where did they go?

14:13I think we just gave them a show.

14:15Well, it's what we're going to do.

14:16Well, it's what we're going to do.

14:23You got something.

14:24You got something.

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