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00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo baby
00:29tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:41speak of the devil
00:45you know i'm offended well actually on a second thought i'm not because i don't really care about
01:06the opinions of my lesser competition
01:11and that's why you leave
01:14bye tony
01:17lesser competition huh
01:19huh
01:19pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison just two weeks ago
01:24remember that
01:26i like to call that a lucky brink
01:28well we'll see how lucky you are when mr hartley announces his resignation and names me ceo
01:33my first order of business firing you
01:36well good luck
01:38because everybody in this office knows that job
01:42is mine
01:44report to the board for a new heart meeting
01:52me
02:05Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your time today.
02:31Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
02:36I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
02:44I know it's sad. I know.
02:47So the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
02:56That position is mine.
02:58In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone through.
03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.
03:13Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
03:18You've all done an extraordinary job.
03:20So thank you. I appreciate it.
03:22And on that note, we'll let that go for today.
03:25You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.
03:27Except Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please?
03:31Thank you very much.
03:35So it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
03:47So I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
03:50There you go.
03:57Uh, what is this?
03:59That is your celebration.
04:01And all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
04:05Yes.
04:38Hey, Gavin, looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
04:53Oh, I only said that to make her feel better.
04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.
04:59I got this for you.
05:02That's so kind.
05:03Isn't that nice?
05:04I love that kind of confidence in an employee.
05:07Gavin.
05:08Hello.
05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
05:10Yes, of course.
05:11I mean, this party is way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal.
05:15Right?
05:16Can I have you both a drink?
05:17That would be lovely.
05:18Oh, oh, oh.
05:33Oops.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38That was a mistake.
05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
05:42Why don't you go help her?
05:43Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I got to keep the boss happy.
05:48There's a promotion on the line.
05:50Yes.
05:54Oh.
05:55What the hell are you doing?
05:56Uh, ah.
05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
05:59No.
06:00Um, no.
06:02I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
06:04Bullshit.
06:05You came here to save face, Gavin.
06:08Save face?
06:10Save face about what?
06:11You did that on purpose, Gavin.
06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
06:18Okay.
06:19Listen.
06:20I swear.
06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
06:31Get the hell out.
06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
06:35Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
06:36You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria.
06:37You can choose any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
06:38Give me this.
06:39Go.
06:40Just go.
06:41Peace offering?
06:42A minute, Howard.
06:43Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
06:44I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
06:45I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
06:46Okay.
06:47First of all, that's good.
06:48I don't need a way to make it up to Victoria.
06:49You can choose any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
06:50Give me this.
06:51Go.
06:52Just go.
06:53Peace offering?
06:54A minute, Howard.
06:55Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
06:56I just barely got the stains out of my dress.
06:57I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
06:58Okay.
06:59First of all, that's not what I meant.
07:00Oh, yeah.
07:01Well, I guess what this is about is you psyching up to Cornelius because he just gave you the
07:17riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
07:19Um, no.
07:20Yeah, okay.
07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
07:25Okay.
07:26Wait.
07:27Hold on a second.
07:28Listen.
07:29I'm sorry.
07:30Okay?
07:31I didn't mean to...
07:32Excuse me.
07:34Oh.
07:35Hello?
07:36I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
07:51Please give me more time.
08:00Trouble in paradise.
08:02Mind your business, Gavin.
08:04Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.
08:10This is all just a game to you.
08:13What is?
08:14This job.
08:17You don't need it.
08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
08:21You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
08:25You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
08:28Okay, you know what?
08:29You don't know a fucking thing about me first.
08:31Oh, really?
08:32You don't need to stop being so judgmental and realize you're not the only person on this planet.
08:35There's something going wrong with them.
08:37Enough!
08:38What is going on here?
08:39Will you two keep your voices down, please?
08:41I did not invite you here in order to cause a C.
08:45Cool it.
08:46Sorry, Ms. Charlie.
08:47Sorry, Ms. Charlie.
08:48Not another word.
08:54Way to go.
08:55Way to go.
08:56You started that.
09:00Okay, all right, all right, all right.
09:02Thank you, thank you all very much.
09:04Welcome, welcome.
09:05This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
09:08At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
09:14You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned, I don't know, but I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
09:26It's so important.
09:27It means more than all the money in the world to me.
09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
09:38Cheers.
09:44Hey, you know, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
09:52In your dreams.
09:53Oh, ouch.
09:54Okay, you know what?
09:55I'm going to need a shot.
09:56Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
10:01As long as you're paying.
10:03Sure.
10:08Yeah, right, yeah.
10:09Can I do one, please?
10:10Thanks.
10:11Here.
10:12Okay, all right.
10:13Chill.
10:14Are you going to throw up?
10:15Hell, ma'am.
10:16You're going to throw up first.
10:17Please turn it off.
10:18Okay.
10:19Okay.
10:20Okay.
10:21All right.
10:22Chill.
10:23Okay.
10:24All right, chill.
10:25Stop.
10:26I don't know.
10:27I don't know.
10:28I don't know.
10:29I don't know.
10:30Don't know.
10:32I don't know.
10:33I don't know.
10:34I have to go.
10:35I don't know.
10:36I'm going to have to go.
10:37All right.
10:38I don't know.
10:39Where am I?
10:59This isn't my bed.
11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
11:02Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
11:04What the fuck are you doing here?
11:06No.
11:07Give me the licking.
11:10Stop!
11:11Give me!
11:12We're so getting fired.
11:14Let go!
11:15Give me the licking.
11:17Stop!
11:18Let go!
11:19Grab the shirt!
11:20What the hell happened?
11:24I don't know.
11:26Did...
11:27Did you?
11:29Did we?
11:30No, gross.
11:31Absolutely not.
11:32Okay, Vicky.
11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
11:36Don't call me Vicky.
11:37No, hey!
11:43It's Cornelius.
11:45What does he want?
11:46Who the hell should I know?
11:49You gonna answer?
11:50You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
11:52Hello?
11:57Good morning, Victoria.
12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
12:05And bring Gavin with you.
12:08I assume I'm with Gavin.
12:10I would say that it has something to do with this.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:28Okay.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32This is a disaster.
12:34I was just gonna think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.
12:36Finally.
12:37You see?
12:37I'm at the top.
12:38Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
12:40If, uh, if I had known that all it's gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
12:45I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
12:47How did this even happen?
12:48What were we thinking?
12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but...
12:54Whatever.
12:54Okay.
12:55So, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
12:58We don't even know if he knows.
12:59Right?
13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
13:03You've heard him, okay?
13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
13:07If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mocking the fucking company.
13:10We can't have that.
13:11Ugh, I hate that you're right.
13:12Fuck.
13:13You know what?
13:14Screw you, Gavin.
13:15Screw me?
13:16Oh, you mean again.
13:18Because he already did that last night.
13:19What?
13:33Victoria, we need to talk.
13:42Hi.
13:44This is my room.
13:45What are you talking about?
13:46This is my room.
13:47Look at the...
13:47That could be Cornelius.
13:54Morning, boss.
13:56You, um...
13:57You need to see me, Cornelius?
13:59Gavin is here.
14:00What a shocker.
14:04Uh, so...
14:06Anyway...
14:08What is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
14:17No.
14:18Enough!
14:18Enough!
14:19I am not happy.
14:22You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
14:29This is not a good look.
14:32Not for you.
14:34Not for me.
14:35And definitely not for Hartley Industries.
14:38Look, let me explain.
14:40Shut up!
14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas.
14:49But you cannot run a company on rivalry.
14:52You run a company on teamwork.
14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
15:03Do you want us to stay married?
15:12It's less of a want and more of...
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