Paper Heart, I Love You Part 1

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00:00paper hearts my app where lazy students get A's and I get paid essays homework research you name

00:12it as long as I stay in the shadows nothing's impossible

00:18well almost nothing

00:29Jan you sure you didn't get help on that essay

00:45I don't know what you're talking about really well school does whoever's behind paper hearts

00:56we're on to them once caught it won't just be expulsion users will face consequences too

01:05chapters four and five are tomorrow

01:17I know your secret

01:28you're paper hearts aren't you

01:38your words they're art

01:44hey don't worry

01:48your secret's safe with me

01:57but I can't hold back anymore

01:58this is all I've ever wanted

02:05sorry

02:14you okay

02:22what were you thinking about

02:29nothing

02:31okay

02:32I'm Brad

02:33Mia

02:38great to meet you

02:40um I actually wanted to ask you for a favor

02:44no

02:46why you don't even know what it is

02:48yeah but if you're asking then it's trouble

02:50well it's actually something kind of personal

02:52I need a

02:54a love letter

02:56you got one

02:59look I know your paper hearts

03:01right

03:02hey what's the key I got a chain

03:05hey just take it easy man

03:08I got a chain

03:11I got a chain

03:11Mia

03:11are you insane

03:16sitting in front of everyone

03:20relax

03:22I haven't told anybody anything yet

03:25well did you hit your head too hard at practice and start imagining things

03:30no you left your laptop open and I saw everything

03:32idiot

03:35listen I'm not here to expose you or anything

03:39I want to hire you

03:41and why don't you use the app like everyone else

03:44well because it's not for a school assignment or anything like that

03:48it's

03:48something personal

03:51you know

03:52totally heart well

03:54and the only girl in school who actually writes her own essays

03:58I need your help

04:00in writing her a letter

04:02actually it's a

04:04a love letter

04:06so you did hit your head

04:10look I'm not trying to blackmail you or anything

04:12I need your help okay

04:14you keep a secret

04:15I get what I want

04:16everybody wins

04:17that's literally the definition of blackmail you moron

04:21the school is on to me

04:24if he talks

04:25it's over

04:26no college

04:27no future

04:28I'll double your rate

04:29what

04:33I'll pay you

04:35listen this is really

04:37important to me so

04:39name your price

04:41no

04:43hey

04:44come on

04:45can't leave me here

04:45name the

04:46girl's bathroom

04:47hey

04:48miss brooks

05:10we need to talk

05:12your mother's treatment

05:15insurance will cover the next phase

05:18without payments

05:20I'm getting money

05:21okay but we don't have much time

05:24all that work

05:36All that work, all those words, and it's still not enough.

06:06I didn't take you for a midnight caller.

06:17I'll do it.

06:20But under one condition.

06:27Who doesn't like love letters anymore?

06:30You're not 12.

06:31Yeah, well, Chloe's a different kind of girl.

06:33And she likes to read books, and she's a writer, and she's in a very romantic thing.

06:37So I want to just go over to her like she's any other girl.

06:42I want to impress her.

06:44Aren't you kidding, Samantha?

06:53No.

06:54That was just a rule.

06:56Trust me, we were never really a thing.

06:59So will you do this for me?

07:03All right.

07:06Let's show me what you wrote.

07:17All right.

07:20Hey, Chloe.

07:21Chloe.

07:21I think you're really cool.

07:25Not just regular cool, but that's cool.

07:31You make me feel weird.

07:34Not bad weird.

07:35Good weird.

07:36Like when I score a basket and people cheer.

07:41But also, like when I eat too many tacos and my stomach gets all twisty.

07:47Rad.

07:49That's not bad.

07:50That's pretty good.

07:52Yeah, you obviously need to play it.

07:55Okay.

07:55But I need something in return.

07:59Listen, Mia, you're a really cool girl.

08:00No, I just don't see you like that.

08:02I need you to help me get with Dan.

08:10Dan.

08:11Big bad Dan.

08:14Yes.

08:15Dan, shut up.

08:16You're joking.

08:17You're not joking.

08:18Okay.

08:19If that's what you want to do, you got yourself a deal.

08:34Flattery.

08:35Metaphors.

08:36A little poetic flair.

08:38Easy.

08:39Making it sound like Brad actually wrote it.

08:42Nearly impossible.

08:43Oh, this is gold.

08:50Glowy, you're the kind of story I told you she was a total lesbo.

08:54Samantha, get it back.

08:56Samantha.

08:57Get it back.

08:59Get it back.

09:00Get it back.

09:04You stupid, clumsy bitch.

09:07Oh, my God.

09:12Really?

09:12Come on out, Mia.

09:26Don't be shy.

09:28Here for some action, nerd?

09:30Oh, this is about me, legendary.

09:32No.

09:32No, I know it's the wrong room.

09:35I...

09:35Hey.

09:36What are you doing?

09:38Hey, back up.

09:39Come on out, Mia.

09:40Don't be shy.

09:41Please don't open the door.

09:43No, if they want something to stare, I'll give them something to stare.

09:46Back up.

09:47Come on.

09:50Hey, ladies.

09:53Oh, my God.

09:55All right, what's going on?

10:00Whoa, Brad.

10:01Clothes now.

10:02Sorry, uh, Samantha was knocking on the door and, uh...

10:05I...

10:05This was it.

10:06Uh, enough.

10:07To the principal's office.

10:08Follow you.

10:10Get some clothes on.

10:12Will do.

10:13Thank you, sir.

10:15Hey, they're gone.

10:16You can open your eyes.

10:17Yeah, that's not why I'm keeping them shut.

10:20Oh, it's me?

10:21Yeah.

10:27I think I might be blind now.

10:31How do you have zero shame?

10:33It's a blessing and a curse.

10:36Hmm.

10:36I think Chloe would appreciate you bearing it all.

10:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

10:43Relax.

10:44Jeez, I'm just pulling your leg.

10:47For someone who gets naked on command, you're pretty sensitive.

10:49You could have any girl in the school.

10:55Why Chloe?

10:57I don't know.

10:59Why does it matter?

11:01You'd help me write the letters?

11:06Well, it's like...

11:07It's like little things.

11:09You know, like the way that she, like, touches her nose when she's, like, concentrating.

11:13You know, she'll, like, take her index finger and she'll tap her nose and...

11:17I don't know.

11:19It's like, I don't even think she knows she's doing it, but...

11:23I can work with that.

11:30Awesome.

11:45Awesome.

11:45Is this a look?

12:11May I see my show?

12:15Oh, you did it!

12:22You did it!

12:24Oh!

12:25Oh!

12:26Sorry.

12:27Yeah, it's fine.

12:29You're a genius.

12:30Yeah.

12:31I knew my plan was going to work.

12:33Wait, pump the brakes, Romeo.

12:35Don't forget about our deal.

12:37It's my turn now.

12:38What about Dan?

12:40Oh, Dan.

12:41Yeah, Dan.

12:42Oh, yeah, right.

12:43No, no, no.

12:44Yeah, Dan.

12:45Oh, gosh.

12:46Don't tell me you forgot.

12:47No.

12:48No, actually, I got this.

12:50Brad.

12:51You're going to see Dan tonight.

12:53Tonight?

12:54Yeah, there's a party at Ryan's and Dan is going to be there.

12:58I don't do parties.

12:59Well, Dan parties.

13:00So you do now.

13:01What?

13:02I don't have anything to wear.

13:03Oh, God.

13:04You scare me.

13:05You look like you're about to get naked again.

13:07No, I, uh, I got a plan.

13:08No, I, uh, I got a plan.

13:12When I am.

13:13I'mالمor.

13:14You look like you want to get naked again.

13:16No, I, I got a plan.

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