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00:00Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?

00:06No, Mom. I didn't. Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.

00:10Harvey Lambert? He's only the second command, the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.

00:21And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're going to take the Walden Group worldwide.

00:27And, uh, quadruple our profits.

00:32Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive. He's a mover and a shaker.

00:39He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman who could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.

00:48I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.

00:52Harvey? In this house, we show respect. And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...

01:01Oh, but I am. Harvey's an old friend.

01:09An old friend. That's not possible.

01:13Marcus, he's just a salesman. He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.

01:21On the contrary.

01:23I feel bad for you, Iris. Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar. Shame.

01:32But don't worry, darling. If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.

01:35I'm fine. Thank you.

01:39Oh, it's Christmas time.

01:42I could hook you up with a, uh, big boy job.

01:47You can clean toilets at my company.

01:49If you're lucky, he might just catch a glimpse of, uh, your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.

01:57Marcus, stop it.

01:58I don't care that Damien is poor.

02:01He's much more of a man than you'll ever be.

02:03And I won't let you insult him like this.

02:08Thanks, babe.

02:09But don't worry.

02:12They've got me all wrong.

02:14I actually, uh...

02:15What a coincidence.

02:22Uh, father is discussing business with Mr. Lambert.

02:28What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.

02:32Dad?

02:32What?

02:34Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?

02:37I'll leave right away.

02:39Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh, he'd like me to join him.

02:43I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey

02:46that he's never met you before, you little liar.

02:51Can't wait.

02:53And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.

02:57You'll be apologizing to me.

03:02All right, well, Mrs. Olson, Iris,

03:05I'm afraid I have to chat, but I have, uh, business to conduct.

03:10But don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.

03:19Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?

03:22And Damien, you liar.

03:25Mom, stop it.

03:27We're going to be late for Christmas at Grandpa's.

03:28Let's just go.

03:37Merry Christmas, Amanda.

03:39Merry Christmas, cousin.

03:40I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic...

03:43Please.

03:44Merry Christmas.

03:51Merry Christmas, family.

03:53Who's this, Rando?

03:54You must be Tom.

03:56Hi, I'm Damien.

03:58I was his husband.

04:02So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris

04:05without even bothering to meet the family first?

04:08Oh, he doesn't care about Iris.

04:09He just married her for our money.

04:10Listen, guy, we all have a stake in this family business.

04:15You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.

04:18I told you, Iris, darling, bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.

04:23Enough.

04:24It's Christmas.

04:26If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are going to have to leave.

04:30Iris, don't be like that.

04:31We're just joking.

04:32You're the guest of honor tonight.

04:34You can't leave.

04:35Come on, come here.

04:35Come on.

04:40I'm sorry, Damien.

04:45My family's business is in trouble,

04:47and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.

04:51It's nothing personal.

04:52They just see you as standing in front of their money.

04:55It's amusing, actually.

04:56They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.

04:59I know everything I need to know about you.

05:04Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy.

05:08You're doing great.

05:09This is the best few grand I've ever spent.

05:11Well, I'm just keeping my promise.

05:13And I really don't need your money.

05:17I'm having a really good time with you.

05:19You're special.

05:20And I feel bad.

05:23In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.

05:27But maybe later tonight we can...

05:34Monty Iris!

05:37Uh, who's that?

05:38Hi, Leslie.

05:40This is my new husband, Damien.

05:42Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.

05:44Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.

05:46Merry Christmas, kiddo.

05:48I didn't know you had a niece.

05:49I wouldn't have brought her a gift.

05:51Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

05:53Whoa.

05:53Uncle Damien, my money home's empty.

05:56Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?

05:58Oh, honey.

06:00You're asking the wrong man.

06:02He's just a broke, small-town loser.

06:05He doesn't have any cash for you.

06:07Do you, Damien?

06:08Leslie, Damien can't afford it.

06:11Daddy, what's a broke loser?

06:13Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy

06:16and doesn't have enough to eat.

06:19Sounds sad, right?

06:21Oh, no.

06:21I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.

06:23I shouldn't have asked.

06:24Tom.

06:26Leslie, your dad is joking.

06:28But maybe, instead of something that costs money,

06:30Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.

06:32Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun.

06:34But I don't have any cash on me.

06:36But if you take this to the bank,

06:38they'll fill it up for you.

06:40Oh, Damien.

06:42You know the bank won't bother cashing a check

06:44that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.

06:4850 grand.

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