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00:00Stop moving! Hands up!

00:16Easy, soldier. You have some coffee? This weather is freezing my balls.

00:30Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.

00:42Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.

00:48Our top military contractor. He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.

00:54I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir. Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.

01:01At ease, soldier. Step aside.

01:12Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.

01:18Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.

01:23It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better. It's impossible.

01:27Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.

01:30We can do better.

01:33I have. I got it down from 27 minutes to only 3.

01:40I thought you'd be skeptical. So how about a show and tell?

01:44Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.

01:47Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just 3 minutes.

01:52We'll do it again, sir. We'll take all of it. No matter the cost, we'll take it all.

02:05I thought you'd say so. Good.

02:07Now, before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.

02:11Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.

02:14Tonight, I have other plans.

02:16You're standing up, the President. What plans could be more important?

02:20Hm. Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.

02:25And my father's worried that I'll die single.

02:27So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.

02:34When we get married and merge our family companies, your Olsen Group will double its value.

02:47It's a win-win for me.

02:49Because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.

02:55Mmm.

03:01My father is forcing me to find a rich husband.

03:04But it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.

03:07Get lost, creeps.

03:09Whatever.

03:10So, what do you do for a living?

03:16Well, uh, I'm...

03:19My father's demanding I settle down.

03:21But I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.

03:24I'm in sales.

03:25What about you, Sarah?

03:26Sales?

03:28How much do you make?

03:30But does that really matter?

03:32Yeah.

03:35Okay.

03:36Um, in a good year, 50 or 60...

03:3960 grand?

03:41Good lord, you...

03:43You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.

03:47Oh.

03:48I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...

03:52Poor.

03:54Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?

03:57Mmm, pass.

03:58Money's the only thing that matters.

04:02What a waste of my time.

04:04I passed up dinner with the president for this day.

04:07Talk about a waste of time.

04:08And I meant 50 or 60 million.

04:11Sigh.

04:12Sigh.

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