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00:00Jack?
00:05What the hell is going on? What are you doing?
00:10I asked you a question!
00:12What does it look like we're doing? We're hooking up!
00:15It's the first day of grad school and I transferred here for you and you're cheating on me?
00:20I never asked you to do any of that.
00:22Besides, how long are you really going to last at Princeton anyway?
00:25I'm just getting my options ready.
00:28You're a prick!
00:34Have fun taking out my trash.
00:45God, I can't believe I transferred here for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day!
00:51Shit!
00:53I'm sorry. I thought that this was my car.
01:11So who do you need me to kill?
01:13I didn't... I didn't realize.
01:24You're losing blood.
01:26Sit.
01:27It's fine.
01:44Suck on it.
01:46What?
01:47Um, it's really not a big deal.
01:57It is a big deal.
02:00You hurt yourself.
02:04A neuroscience PhD should know better than to punch a window.
02:10How do you know my major?
02:11We only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program.
02:21Which means...
02:24that you're a brilliant young woman.
02:25My boyfriend doesn't think so.
02:26What happened?
02:27I caught him cheating on me.
02:28He's the only reason I moved here, so...
02:30Now I'm all alone.
02:31You're not alone.
02:32You're here because of you.
02:33Not him.
02:34Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
02:37So if you ask me...
02:38Your ex is an idiot.
02:39You're here because of you.
02:40Not him.
02:41Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
02:43So if you ask me...
02:44Your ex is an idiot.
02:45You can either go to your dorm, or go to your dorm,
03:00You can either go to your dorm and cry over your ex, or you can come up with me.
03:30What's wrong?
03:40Want me to slow down?
03:53Nice of you to join us, Miss Miller.
03:55The Princeton Neuroscience PhD is the hardest, the most selective program in the entire field of brain science.
04:06And just because you all have been accepted...
04:09Let me know if you need help packing, Emily.
04:12Fuck off, Jack.
04:14Aw, still mad over one little mistake?
04:17Cheating is not a little mistake.
04:19Listen, the PhD program's all about connections.
04:25Unlike me, you don't know anyone.
04:28I'd really hate it if none of your projects ever got funded.
04:31What are you trying to say?
04:33I'm trying to help you.
04:35Just think about it.
04:37Let me hit whenever I want.
04:39I'll make sure you always get funded.
04:41It's a win-win.
04:42No, Jack, no.
04:43And with that, I would like to hand you over to your new chief advisor, Dr. Hayes.
04:53Holy shit, it's the Grim Reaper.
04:56He's the youngest academic ever nominated for a Nobel Prize.
04:59He's made Princeton PhDs break down and quit their entire careers.
05:04Hey, Dad.
05:23Hey, Dad.
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