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00:00Oh
00:06Hey Chloe, have you seen Jack?
00:08I saw him go into Lab 5 with some girl. Lab partner?
00:12Jack doesn't have a lab partner.
00:28Jack?
00:30What the hell is going on? What are you doing?
00:33I asked you a question!
00:35What does it look like we're doing? We're hooking up!
00:38It's the first day of grad school and I transferred here for you and you're cheating on me?
00:43I never asked you to do any of that.
00:45Besides, how long are you really going to last at Princeton anyway?
00:48I'm just getting my options ready.
00:51You're a prick!
00:57Have fun taking out my trash.
00:59God, I can't believe I transferred here for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day!
01:14Shit!
01:18I'm sorry.
01:21I thought that this was my...
01:26Car.
01:27I don't know.
01:28I don't know.
01:29I don't know.
01:30I didn't...
01:31I didn't realize.
01:32You're losing blood.
01:33Sit.
01:34It's fine.
01:35It's fine.
01:36It's fine.
01:37It's fine.
01:39It's fine.
01:40It's fine.
01:42It's fine.
01:43It's fine.
01:44It's fine.
01:45It's fine.
01:47It's fine.
01:51It's fine.
01:52It's fine.
01:54Suck on it.
02:09What?
02:17Um, it's really not a big deal.
02:21It is a big deal.
02:24You hurt yourself.
02:27Neuroscience PhD should know better than to punch a window.
02:36How do you know my major?
02:38We only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program.
02:44Which means that you're a brilliant young woman.
02:48My boyfriend doesn't think so.
02:54What happened?
02:58I caught him cheating on me.
03:00He's the only reason I moved here, so now I'm all alone.
03:04You're not alone.
03:08You're here because of you, not him.
03:12Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
03:15So if you ask me, your ex is an idiot.
03:20You can either go to your dorm and cry over your ex, or you can come on with me.
03:42What's wrong?
04:02Do you want me to slow down?
04:04No.
04:05Nice of you to join us, Miss Miller.
04:18The Princeton Neuroscience PhD is the hardest, most selective program in the entire field of brain science.
04:29And just because you all have been accepted...
04:31Let me know if you need help packing, Emily.
04:36Fuck off, Jack.
04:37Oh, still mad over one little mistake?
04:40Cheating is not a little mistake.
04:44Listen, the PhD program is all about connections.
04:48Unlike me, you don't know anyone.
04:51I'd really hate it if none of your projects ever got funded.
04:54What are you trying to say?
04:56I'm trying to help you.
04:57Just think about it.
05:00Let me hit whenever I want.
05:02I'll make sure you always get funded.
05:04It's a win-win.
05:04No, Jack, no.
05:06And with that, I would like to hand you over to your new chief advisor, Dr. Hayes.
05:16Holy shit, it's the Grim Reaper.
05:19He's the youngest academic ever nominated for a Nobel Prize.
05:22He's made Princeton PhDs break down and quit their entire careers.
05:27Why, as I'm playing.
05:45I'm in the movie.
05:46Hey, Dad!
05:46I'm still gonna leave my body.
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